Derf

January 2008

"956328		Random /d/ pic spawn taxonomy discussion"

It starts with /d/ and is tagged with "illithids." It burns.

"962411	Battleship	/tg/ plays Battleship."

Low content.

"963314	Monster Girl Mating Rituals"

Just... fuck no, man, fuck no. Why does this even have positive votes?

"971555	In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, There is Only Engrish	ITT: we translate 40k sayings into Japanese and back again with Babelfish."

Anyone could remake this.

"974655	Japanese Bug Fights	THE NEXT TRADITIONAL GAME? YOU DECIDE!"

"977950	The Mines of Stillwater	/tg/ does some actual roleplaying."

"982199	PRO FACE EATA EATA	A Professional Face Eater Squig eater shows us how it's done"

"985116	Doc Aquatic Brand Percentile Random Adventure Tables	Doc Aquatic comes up with amusing little adventure hooks"

It's 40 long and it's probably already saved in 50 places.

"985461	ORKY TEARS	BAAAAAAAWGH"

"1001964	Neutral Succubus	A paladin encounters a succubus that does not appear or detect as evil, and asks /tg/ for help in deciding what to do."

"1000855	BLAME! RPG thread	/tg/ makes an RPG for the best setting ever"

"1003032	Are you there, god? It's us, 40k.	God: Yes I think this is another plot of Tzeench, but I'm not completely sure."

"1002678	The Epic of Spudwoe and Taterflay	A whiny bitch's post about melee-fanatics leads into the manliest weapon of all time, as well as some fresh copypasta"

> Copypasta
> Fresh

DOES NOT COMPUTE

"1009422	Renegade/Chaos Marine Chapters	And so, the Reasonable Marines are born."

"1013452	One-shotting an entire high-level army, or at least all designated targets within 10 miles.	A Venerable Dragonwrought Kobold Warblade 3/Fighter 2/Bloodstorm Blade 10/Master Thrower 5 with Distant Shot can devastate even the most powerful and large of armies."

How excitzzzzzzzzzzzz

"1014114	Bleakdim	/tg/ makes the gimdarkest setting ever."

"1029808	The People's Horde	Kharn, Jim, Gary, Doomrider, The Reasonable Marines, and others break off from all other factions to form the people's horde, dedicated to having a good time and hurting people. No Abaddons."

"1043533	/tg/ tries to create the most cliched and railroad-y campaing ever.	Title says it all."

Wow, the only thing /tg/ is good at, intentionally creating shit. Unsurprisingly, it's shit.

"1046881	Weeaboo Fightan Magic... through singing/rapping/breakdancing.	A continuous Ring of Undersong lets you pull off Diamond Mind maneuvers with maximum effectiveness by making PERFORM checks."

I'm sorry, but these charop threads just seem to me like the worst trash.

"1045653	STPUID QUOTES	Deliciously awful and awesome quotes. I love these threads."

It's funny because he misspelled "stupid" and awful because it's fucking copypasta.

"1072048	Lunch of the Cuisine Marines	What begins as a hypothetical about the Imperial palace gives rise to a new half-baked branch of space marines. It picks up at 1073359."

"1078165	The Ronery Wych	A lonely wych finds love, sex, and the joys of medical insurance in this thread."

Boy am I ever glad this particular meme died a quiet death.

"1079314	Dark Heresy Crit Table Stories	People post Weapon types and target locations, writefag builds a story around it if they had rolled the highest possible event on the Dark Heresy Crit Table, Gourdsman Gary punches his way through a Bloodthirster."

"1089723	Citiy design	Ideas for various fantasy cities."

"1090549	Faerie Mysteries Initiate	There's a feat from Dragon Magazine #319 that lets you engage in fairy sex to use your Intelligence modifer for bonus hp."

"1094100	NanoWargames	In the future, when nanotechnology allows for wargaming, this is what /tg/ will be like"

February 2008

"1101430	Stuff about Orks	"Lord Licorice, you are a double nigger if you don't archive this.""

Does that make us triple niggers for setting this shitty thread on fire? Neg 4 votes, too.

"1102639	Doc Aquatic Brand Critical Fumble Table, Part One	Fuck yeah! More Doc Aquatic awesomeness."

Part 1 of the table, so I can only assume that there's a full version somewhere since it's on the fucking bot.

"1104829	A most KAWAII thread	In which fa/tg/uys D'AAAAAAAW over Cutanids"

GO AWAY.

"1106051	Dagda's Insomniathon #1	Dagda stays up for 72 hours."

No.

"1114834	The good music thread	Anon posts excellent music suggestions."

LRN 2 GOOGAL

"1115657	Character Archetypes	ITT, character archetypes that you know are cliched and overdone to the extreme, but you still like anyway."

"1116658	Reinventing Races	ITT we try to make a reasonable but original fantasy race setting, ie, we re-invent every wheel."

"1115112	Trigger Discipline Redux	Trigger Discipline discussion, complete with rules hijack by Dagda."

#1: Trigger Discipline kinda sucked.

#2: The ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL is already archived elsewhere in a more readable form.

"1118101	Wrahmamre 40k	TO ME BORTHERS"

"1118432	Uberstadt (3rd Thread)	Third thread regarding a /tg/ cliche bending home brew."

Wow, a /tg/ homebrew thread AND it has negative votes. Guess even the morons who made it didn't like it.

"1120459	Ivan Drago	A Stat Me thread for the Soviet boxer from Rocky IV with the 2500 psi punch."

"1124397	Deathworld Australis	In which fiction becomes horrifying reality."

"1126895	/tg/, /co/, and /v/ through Touhou	A short analogy of /tg/ using Touhou (Alice, specifically)."

Must... control... self... must mark... Touhou for deletion...

"1129097	compare tabletop roleplaying games to food	ITT we compare tabletop roleplaying games to food."

"1128832	Doc Aquatic Encounter Table Knock-Off	A copycat provides an entertaining encounter table, Doc Aquatic style"

"1129718	Psimasks?	ITT, /tg/ posits psionic masks as a replacement for generic psycrystals"

"1130836	Paladins and disease.	What started as a question about paladins possibly being disease carriers rapidly turned into a discussion about D&D sexuality."

D&D in the description, sex and alignment in the tags. I'm not even going to look at this one, I can only assume it's about what STD is Lawful Good.

"1133358	Space Encounter Table	A list of possible random encounters for a space-based game."

"1135817	A crash course in BESM	A "Stat me" thread ends up turning into /tg/ learning about BESM. Also spawned a surge of weeaboo faggotry for a while."

Who the fuck needs a "crash course" to learn "roll 2d6+modifier"?

"1138098	Anon-fag's Critical Failure Chart:	Critical Fail chart, for any game."

Positive votes, but isn't this one of the ones we have on the bot as it is? I mean, pretty sure it's archived in dickloads of places.

"1136716	Vampires and Kuei-jin	Seres Victoria invites a massive Touhou invasion and Miao reveals the Kindred of the East. Dolores helps."

"1140327	/tg/ has slain the monster /b/	after loot is distributed and xp calculated, the party moves on to further adventure"

"1142208	Nerf Gun awesomeness	Starts off with an innocent NERF question. Then turns into epic with pictures of converted NERF guns."

"1153145	Atropus sends a memo	Atropus politely tells Catachan that he's going to destroy it. Ghroth shows up, and many feelings are hurt."

"1159884	THe drawfaggit presents...	drawfaggit archives his works for /tg/ denizens, followed by requests necron pirates."

NICE TRY, DRAWFAGS. But not even your dyslexia will save you.

"1162726	Lolcron delivers!	DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS"

I like Lolcron, but no.

"1168958	Project Gensokyo	A thread initially about turning a BBEG into your personal transgendered slave"

You know, there was more of the description, but I just stopped reading there and copied it to the DEATH LIST.

"1170365	Black Japan	A brand-new hentai RPG based on the d20 system, complete with a Japanese Tarrasque with a 350-foot black phallic spear."

"1173151	The Lonely Callidus	A Callidus is abandoned by her inquisitor. Intrugue ensues"

"1178163	Black Tokyo	/tg/ discovers a truly horrible eroRPG."

This thread isn't bad, just pretty sparse on actual content.

"1179297	The Lonely Callidus part 2	Miv and Deatrix eat dinner."

"1180533	Bringin' da boyz ta Spoor!	A bold, brave Anon challenges /tg/ to make Orks in Spore."

"1185121	Caveman Worries	Grok, Duk, Juk, Thog and others worry over their weapons becoming obsolete, /tg/ teaches them how to improve their implement of choice."

"1185855	Neutron Stars & Nebulas	One plays a fighter, one plays a wizard, one plays a rouge and one plays a cleric, and the fifth decides he wants to be a fucking twin-tailed comet in outer space which only comes to the solar system once every four thousand years. AND HE DOESN'T FOLLOW ALIGNMENT RESTRICTIONS FOR TWO TAILED COMETS."

What.

"1189688	Wartouhou 40k Drawfaggotry	A group of drawfags set out to draw Touhou characters as 40k characters (or vice-versa)."

MY LORD. WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME

"1188125	Let's Play Black Tokyo!	For some reason, nobody wanted to..."

"1194735	/tg/-Team	In which there is discussion about an A-Team of /tg/ archetypes; partially derailed by the War of the Garys"

"1200256	Army Men Wargaming	A pic from /toy/ makes /tg/ try to find a way to use army men and toys for wargaming"

"1201084	Knight Thread #2	DM can't tell the difference between Knight and Paladin, fucks over player for not acting like a Paladin. Nerdrage ensues."

Besides the incredible amount of "this sucks"-votes, it's #2 of a thread of which #1 was apparently not archived.

"1200663	space marines in video games	what would happen if space marines were the main characters of video games?"

"1206221	Steak Legion!	Poor font choice on the part of White Wolf leads to the creation of a whole new genre of gaming."

"1208117	The Vampire LARP Challenge	Would YOU accept a challenge to participate in a Vampire LARP for a total of 1248 hours over the course of 3 years, in exchange for a reward of 25,000 U.S. dollars at the end of the ordeal?"

"1209099	Unknown Armies Items	Pick an object in your room. Write an UA-style backstory for it."

"1212319	"Teleportation" Machine Morality	/tg/ mulls over the morality and ethics of a "teleportation" device that doesn't actually teleport you, but creates a copy of you at the destination, requiring that the original be promptly killed."

"1212169	Ordo Hereticus purges Hogwarts	Inquisitor Ajus Veldakun leads the Ordo Hereticus in the purgation of Hogwarts, delicious ancient copypasta."

Hah, I was looking for this story, too. Shame it's copypasta.

"1218261	He's Back, And He's Pissed!	ITT, Anon discusses what would happen if the Emperor returned to 40k."

"1221912	Lonely Callidus 3	The plot thickens like a fa/tg/uy's neckbeard at an ill-fated parade. Also, lolgary"

"1224541	Dungeon Crawl Thread	Dungeon Crawlan"

"1230276	Dungeon Crawl Hints and Tips	ITT, hints, tips and questions answered about /tg/'s new favorite roguelike."

"1228945	Fruit Alignment	A new alignment system is proposed. Fatguys skub about it."

"1229175	2099	MGS meandering into sci-fi; recipe for very nice."

"1233870	Little E	Further adventures of the reincarnation of the Emperor."

Just say no to drawfags, kids.

"1239765	Character Challenge!	Anon declares a challenge: Create an adventuring party of any number of characters between 2 and 6, for any sort of campaign setting, whether fantasy, steampunk, modern, sci-fi etc. Epicness ensues"

"1241861	Fucking Sigmund	A typical Dungeon Crawl thread with an extra bonus of Sigmund death!"

"1251143	Which Chaos God do You prefer?	The Great Four votin'"

"1250276	Worst Fic Ever: The Soldier's [sic] of Hell	/tg/ gets introduced to the worst fictional story of all time. One that looks like it was written by a 12-year-old boy who thinks Arthas is the coolest thing ever. Link: http://6createdangels.webs.com"

"1250583	The Roguelike Thread	Anonymous provides a list of assorted Roguelikes."

Thank fuck for the '08s being relatively swift to page through.