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  1. January 2008
  2.  
  3. "956328 Random /d/ pic spawn taxonomy discussion"
  4.  
  5. It starts with /d/ and is tagged with "illithids." It burns.
  6.  
  7. "962411 Battleship /tg/ plays Battleship."
  8.  
  9. Low content.
  10.  
  11. "963314 Monster Girl Mating Rituals"
  12.  
  13. Just... fuck no, man, fuck no. Why does this even have positive votes?
  14.  
  15. "971555 In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future, There is Only Engrish ITT: we translate 40k sayings into Japanese and back again with Babelfish."
  16.  
  17. Anyone could remake this.
  18.  
  19. "974655 Japanese Bug Fights THE NEXT TRADITIONAL GAME? YOU DECIDE!"
  20.  
  21. "977950 The Mines of Stillwater /tg/ does some actual roleplaying."
  22.  
  23. "982199 PRO FACE EATA EATA A Professional Face Eater Squig eater shows us how it's done"
  24.  
  25. "985116 Doc Aquatic Brand Percentile Random Adventure Tables Doc Aquatic comes up with amusing little adventure hooks"
  26.  
  27. It's 40 long and it's probably already saved in 50 places.
  28.  
  29. "985461 ORKY TEARS BAAAAAAAWGH"
  30.  
  31. "1001964 Neutral Succubus A paladin encounters a succubus that does not appear or detect as evil, and asks /tg/ for help in deciding what to do."
  32.  
  33. "1000855 BLAME! RPG thread /tg/ makes an RPG for the best setting ever"
  34.  
  35. "1003032 Are you there, god? It's us, 40k. God: Yes I think this is another plot of Tzeench, but I'm not completely sure."
  36.  
  37. "1002678 The Epic of Spudwoe and Taterflay A whiny bitch's post about melee-fanatics leads into the manliest weapon of all time, as well as some fresh copypasta"
  38.  
  39. > Copypasta
  40. > Fresh
  41.  
  42. DOES NOT COMPUTE
  43.  
  44. "1009422 Renegade/Chaos Marine Chapters And so, the Reasonable Marines are born."
  45.  
  46. "1013452 One-shotting an entire high-level army, or at least all designated targets within 10 miles. A Venerable Dragonwrought Kobold Warblade 3/Fighter 2/Bloodstorm Blade 10/Master Thrower 5 with Distant Shot can devastate even the most powerful and large of armies."
  47.  
  48. How excitzzzzzzzzzzzz
  49.  
  50. "1014114 Bleakdim /tg/ makes the gimdarkest setting ever."
  51.  
  52. "1029808 The People's Horde Kharn, Jim, Gary, Doomrider, The Reasonable Marines, and others break off from all other factions to form the people's horde, dedicated to having a good time and hurting people. No Abaddons."
  53.  
  54. "1043533 /tg/ tries to create the most cliched and railroad-y campaing ever. Title says it all."
  55.  
  56. Wow, the only thing /tg/ is good at, intentionally creating shit. Unsurprisingly, it's shit.
  57.  
  58. "1046881 Weeaboo Fightan Magic... through singing/rapping/breakdancing. A continuous Ring of Undersong lets you pull off Diamond Mind maneuvers with maximum effectiveness by making PERFORM checks."
  59.  
  60. I'm sorry, but these charop threads just seem to me like the worst trash.
  61.  
  62. "1045653 STPUID QUOTES Deliciously awful and awesome quotes. I love these threads."
  63.  
  64. It's funny because he misspelled "stupid" and awful because it's fucking copypasta.
  65.  
  66. "1072048 Lunch of the Cuisine Marines What begins as a hypothetical about the Imperial palace gives rise to a new half-baked branch of space marines. It picks up at 1073359."
  67.  
  68. "1078165 The Ronery Wych A lonely wych finds love, sex, and the joys of medical insurance in this thread."
  69.  
  70. Boy am I ever glad this particular meme died a quiet death.
  71.  
  72. "1079314 Dark Heresy Crit Table Stories People post Weapon types and target locations, writefag builds a story around it if they had rolled the highest possible event on the Dark Heresy Crit Table, Gourdsman Gary punches his way through a Bloodthirster."
  73.  
  74. "1089723 Citiy design Ideas for various fantasy cities."
  75.  
  76. "1090549 Faerie Mysteries Initiate There's a feat from Dragon Magazine #319 that lets you engage in fairy sex to use your Intelligence modifer for bonus hp."
  77.  
  78. "1094100 NanoWargames In the future, when nanotechnology allows for wargaming, this is what /tg/ will be like"
  79.  
  80. February 2008
  81.  
  82. "1101430 Stuff about Orks "Lord Licorice, you are a double nigger if you don't archive this.""
  83.  
  84. Does that make us triple niggers for setting this shitty thread on fire? Neg 4 votes, too.
  85.  
  86. "1102639 Doc Aquatic Brand Critical Fumble Table, Part One Fuck yeah! More Doc Aquatic awesomeness."
  87.  
  88. Part 1 of the table, so I can only assume that there's a full version somewhere since it's on the fucking bot.
  89.  
  90. "1104829 A most KAWAII thread In which fa/tg/uys D'AAAAAAAW over Cutanids"
  91.  
  92. GO AWAY.
  93.  
  94. "1106051 Dagda's Insomniathon #1 Dagda stays up for 72 hours."
  95.  
  96. No.
  97.  
  98. "1114834 The good music thread Anon posts excellent music suggestions."
  99.  
  100. LRN 2 GOOGAL
  101.  
  102. "1115657 Character Archetypes ITT, character archetypes that you know are cliched and overdone to the extreme, but you still like anyway."
  103.  
  104. "1116658 Reinventing Races ITT we try to make a reasonable but original fantasy race setting, ie, we re-invent every wheel."
  105.  
  106. "1115112 Trigger Discipline Redux Trigger Discipline discussion, complete with rules hijack by Dagda."
  107.  
  108. #1: Trigger Discipline kinda sucked.
  109.  
  110. #2: The ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL is already archived elsewhere in a more readable form.
  111.  
  112. "1118101 Wrahmamre 40k TO ME BORTHERS"
  113.  
  114. "1118432 Uberstadt (3rd Thread) Third thread regarding a /tg/ cliche bending home brew."
  115.  
  116. Wow, a /tg/ homebrew thread AND it has negative votes. Guess even the morons who made it didn't like it.
  117.  
  118. "1120459 Ivan Drago A Stat Me thread for the Soviet boxer from Rocky IV with the 2500 psi punch."
  119.  
  120. "1124397 Deathworld Australis In which fiction becomes horrifying reality."
  121.  
  122. "1126895 /tg/, /co/, and /v/ through Touhou A short analogy of /tg/ using Touhou (Alice, specifically)."
  123.  
  124. Must... control... self... must mark... Touhou for deletion...
  125.  
  126. "1129097 compare tabletop roleplaying games to food ITT we compare tabletop roleplaying games to food."
  127.  
  128. "1128832 Doc Aquatic Encounter Table Knock-Off A copycat provides an entertaining encounter table, Doc Aquatic style"
  129.  
  130. "1129718 Psimasks? ITT, /tg/ posits psionic masks as a replacement for generic psycrystals"
  131.  
  132. "1130836 Paladins and disease. What started as a question about paladins possibly being disease carriers rapidly turned into a discussion about D&D sexuality."
  133.  
  134. D&D in the description, sex and alignment in the tags. I'm not even going to look at this one, I can only assume it's about what STD is Lawful Good.
  135.  
  136. "1133358 Space Encounter Table A list of possible random encounters for a space-based game."
  137.  
  138. "1135817 A crash course in BESM A "Stat me" thread ends up turning into /tg/ learning about BESM. Also spawned a surge of weeaboo faggotry for a while."
  139.  
  140. Who the fuck needs a "crash course" to learn "roll 2d6+modifier"?
  141.  
  142. "1138098 Anon-fag's Critical Failure Chart: Critical Fail chart, for any game."
  143.  
  144. Positive votes, but isn't this one of the ones we have on the bot as it is? I mean, pretty sure it's archived in dickloads of places.
  145.  
  146. "1136716 Vampires and Kuei-jin Seres Victoria invites a massive Touhou invasion and Miao reveals the Kindred of the East. Dolores helps."
  147.  
  148. "1140327 /tg/ has slain the monster /b/ after loot is distributed and xp calculated, the party moves on to further adventure"
  149.  
  150. "1142208 Nerf Gun awesomeness Starts off with an innocent NERF question. Then turns into epic with pictures of converted NERF guns."
  151.  
  152. "1153145 Atropus sends a memo Atropus politely tells Catachan that he's going to destroy it. Ghroth shows up, and many feelings are hurt."
  153.  
  154. "1159884 THe drawfaggit presents... drawfaggit archives his works for /tg/ denizens, followed by requests necron pirates."
  155.  
  156. NICE TRY, DRAWFAGS. But not even your dyslexia will save you.
  157.  
  158. "1162726 Lolcron delivers! DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS"
  159.  
  160. I like Lolcron, but no.
  161.  
  162. "1168958 Project Gensokyo A thread initially about turning a BBEG into your personal transgendered slave"
  163.  
  164. You know, there was more of the description, but I just stopped reading there and copied it to the DEATH LIST.
  165.  
  166. "1170365 Black Japan A brand-new hentai RPG based on the d20 system, complete with a Japanese Tarrasque with a 350-foot black phallic spear."
  167.  
  168. "1173151 The Lonely Callidus A Callidus is abandoned by her inquisitor. Intrugue ensues"
  169.  
  170. "1178163 Black Tokyo /tg/ discovers a truly horrible eroRPG."
  171.  
  172. This thread isn't bad, just pretty sparse on actual content.
  173.  
  174. "1179297 The Lonely Callidus part 2 Miv and Deatrix eat dinner."
  175.  
  176. "1180533 Bringin' da boyz ta Spoor! A bold, brave Anon challenges /tg/ to make Orks in Spore."
  177.  
  178. "1185121 Caveman Worries Grok, Duk, Juk, Thog and others worry over their weapons becoming obsolete, /tg/ teaches them how to improve their implement of choice."
  179.  
  180. "1185855 Neutron Stars & Nebulas One plays a fighter, one plays a wizard, one plays a rouge and one plays a cleric, and the fifth decides he wants to be a fucking twin-tailed comet in outer space which only comes to the solar system once every four thousand years. AND HE DOESN'T FOLLOW ALIGNMENT RESTRICTIONS FOR TWO TAILED COMETS."
  181.  
  182. What.
  183.  
  184. "1189688 Wartouhou 40k Drawfaggotry A group of drawfags set out to draw Touhou characters as 40k characters (or vice-versa)."
  185.  
  186. MY LORD. WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME
  187.  
  188. "1188125 Let's Play Black Tokyo! For some reason, nobody wanted to..."
  189.  
  190. "1194735 /tg/-Team In which there is discussion about an A-Team of /tg/ archetypes; partially derailed by the War of the Garys"
  191.  
  192. "1200256 Army Men Wargaming A pic from /toy/ makes /tg/ try to find a way to use army men and toys for wargaming"
  193.  
  194. "1201084 Knight Thread #2 DM can't tell the difference between Knight and Paladin, fucks over player for not acting like a Paladin. Nerdrage ensues."
  195.  
  196. Besides the incredible amount of "this sucks"-votes, it's #2 of a thread of which #1 was apparently not archived.
  197.  
  198. "1200663 space marines in video games what would happen if space marines were the main characters of video games?"
  199.  
  200. "1206221 Steak Legion! Poor font choice on the part of White Wolf leads to the creation of a whole new genre of gaming."
  201.  
  202. "1208117 The Vampire LARP Challenge Would YOU accept a challenge to participate in a Vampire LARP for a total of 1248 hours over the course of 3 years, in exchange for a reward of 25,000 U.S. dollars at the end of the ordeal?"
  203.  
  204. "1209099 Unknown Armies Items Pick an object in your room. Write an UA-style backstory for it."
  205.  
  206. "1212319 "Teleportation" Machine Morality /tg/ mulls over the morality and ethics of a "teleportation" device that doesn't actually teleport you, but creates a copy of you at the destination, requiring that the original be promptly killed."
  207.  
  208. "1212169 Ordo Hereticus purges Hogwarts Inquisitor Ajus Veldakun leads the Ordo Hereticus in the purgation of Hogwarts, delicious ancient copypasta."
  209.  
  210. Hah, I was looking for this story, too. Shame it's copypasta.
  211.  
  212. "1218261 He's Back, And He's Pissed! ITT, Anon discusses what would happen if the Emperor returned to 40k."
  213.  
  214. "1221912 Lonely Callidus 3 The plot thickens like a fa/tg/uy's neckbeard at an ill-fated parade. Also, lolgary"
  215.  
  216. "1224541 Dungeon Crawl Thread Dungeon Crawlan"
  217.  
  218. "1230276 Dungeon Crawl Hints and Tips ITT, hints, tips and questions answered about /tg/'s new favorite roguelike."
  219.  
  220. "1228945 Fruit Alignment A new alignment system is proposed. Fatguys skub about it."
  221.  
  222. "1229175 2099 MGS meandering into sci-fi; recipe for very nice."
  223.  
  224. "1233870 Little E Further adventures of the reincarnation of the Emperor."
  225.  
  226. Just say no to drawfags, kids.
  227.  
  228. "1239765 Character Challenge! Anon declares a challenge: Create an adventuring party of any number of characters between 2 and 6, for any sort of campaign setting, whether fantasy, steampunk, modern, sci-fi etc. Epicness ensues"
  229.  
  230. "1241861 Fucking Sigmund A typical Dungeon Crawl thread with an extra bonus of Sigmund death!"
  231.  
  232. "1251143 Which Chaos God do You prefer? The Great Four votin'"
  233.  
  234. "1250276 Worst Fic Ever: The Soldier's [sic] of Hell /tg/ gets introduced to the worst fictional story of all time. One that looks like it was written by a 12-year-old boy who thinks Arthas is the coolest thing ever. Link: http://6createdangels.webs.com"
  235.  
  236. "1250583 The Roguelike Thread Anonymous provides a list of assorted Roguelikes."
  237.  
  238. Thank fuck for the '08s being relatively swift to page through.
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