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  1. --[[
  2. ======================================================FAQ======================================================
  3. Q: How the fuck do I install this? A: Look down, retard.
  4. Q: Does the triggerbot toggle? A: It does now, you used to have to hold down a button.
  5. Q: Why did I get banned from a server after using this script? A: The server has CAC, get a better bypasser.
  6. Q: Why do I see people tagged shit like "madbluntz member" on the ESP? A: So you know who's good and who's not.
  7. Q: This shit doesn't work! How can I contact you? A: Add me on steam.  My profile link is below.
  8. Q: Can I be VAC banned for using this? A: No, VAC in Gmod only blocks a few C# cheats from 10 years ago or so.
  9. Q: The ESP doesn't work and I'm not getting any errors, what do? A: Reinstall your game, blame steam workshop.
  10. Q: Why do I get spammed with Lua errors when I join a server? A: Their gamemode is probably broken shit.
  11. Q: Why isn't Something showing up on ESP? A: Either you've not moved within range of it, or it doesn't exist.
  12. Q: How do I reset my settings? A: Go to the Data folder and delete anything with a d_ in front of it.
  13. Q: Where do I go for updates? A: My pastebin, www.pastebin.com/u/Caliber_
  14. Q: Pickup and dupe in radius don't work, can you fix it? A: No, the server is using a modified Clockwork base.
  15. Q: Will you add this feature? A: Contact me and ask me about it.  If it's useless, I likely won't add it.
  16. Q: Can I have my own special ESP tag? A: if you do something really cool or really bad you'll probably get one.
  17. Q: Why did you put this much effort into a cheat? A: This is my hobby, I want to create shit that looks good.
  18. Q: Why is there so much racist bullshit in your cheat? A: to ward off communist retards unworthy of my cheat.
  19. Q: Why does the bypasser you included not work or crash the game? A: You're either not playing on windows or
  20. you don't have the Microsoft .NET framework.  Get that. www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=42642
  21. Q: Can I change the keys for shit like the aimbot? A: You can bind most things to any key you want, but the
  22. aimbot specifically requires you to change something within the cheat, so if you want to hunt down KEY_F and
  23. all the lines used in the aimbot to change it, be my guest.  I'll try to find an easier way to change shit.
  24. Q: The ESP turned off and I heard Eli from HL2.  What happened? A: Someone tried to screencap you.  Type
  25. panicmode 0 into the console to turn your shit back on.
  26. Q: Is this malware / will this break my pc? A: No, I have not found any way as of yet to create a virus using
  27. LUA, unless you count CAC, since CAC is spyware, but even if this was malware, you would be able to read the
  28. source code directly, so you can see exactly what the script will do when you run it.
  29. Q: I use Odium and the cheat gives me an error, how to fix? A: delete the code for the POM directly below this
  30. paragraph.  For some reason, some people get an error having to do with menu drawing when they try to run it.
  31. I don't personally have a copy of Odium myself, and the project is retired now, so I'll likely not be able to
  32. find out exactly why it happens anytime soon.
  33. ==============================================HOW TO USE THE CHEAT=============================================
  34. To use the cheat, just click download at the top and drop this file into the game's lua directory (usually
  35. C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\GarrysMod\garrysmod\lua).  After moving the file, open the game,
  36. enable the developer console in the game's settings, go into a singleplayer game, and open it by pressing the
  37. ~ key.  Type "lua_openscript_cl whatever-you-called-the-file.lua" into the console and hit enter.  This will
  38. load the cheat.  Once it's open, it should give you some instructional text on how to open the menus and such
  39. in the chat.  A few tips: you can open the dev console in the main menu by pressing shift + ~, but you can't
  40. run the script from the main menu.  No idea why, but you can't.  Secondly, if you want to join servers more
  41. quickly, go into the options menu, other, and at the bottom select "only allow map files".  This will create
  42. errors and other shit, but it will speed up downloads by a shit-ton.  If you have any questions that these
  43. paragraphs don't answer, try google first.  If google can't help you, you can contact the developer of the
  44. cheat at https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198146840693 .  If that account ends up abandoned, good
  45. fucking luck finding me.  My name is so generic that a google search won't bring up jack shit for me, so your
  46. best bet is to just try to contact somebody on the account's friends list to see if they know where I went.
  47. ====================================================PREFACE====================================================
  48. Yes, this is a modification of Project Orion / Defcon.  Their menu used to (and still does) look fucking great.
  49. Over ~2 years, I have modified their cheat in so many ways that it's barely recognizable any more.  Nearly
  50. everything about the cheat has been modified or tweaked in some way.  The new features that have been added
  51. overshadow the original version of Defcon by miles.  You might ask "hey faggot, if you added and changed a
  52. bunch of shit, why did you keep the 'defcon' name in the code?"  The answer to this is a combination of 2
  53. things.  1: If it ain't broke, don't fix it.  2: Transparency.  If people look at this and recognize Defcon's
  54. code but with all the tags changed to something like shitc, they're far more likely to get mad at or disregard
  55. the cheat as a skiddie shitpaste.  Now, I do know that everyone would react differently, but knowing the kinds
  56. of people that would get their hands on this cheat, that seems like the average response to hastily changing
  57. all the tags and calling it a brand new cheat.
  58.  
  59. I should probably also address my development philosophy here, too.  With this cheat, I wanted to make
  60. something with everything you needed, and nothing you don't.  That means no retarded fucking colour changers,
  61. no extraneous bullshit, etc.  People have come to me asking to add shit like niggermenu had where you could
  62. change the colours of FUCKING EVERYTHING, but the only people that did had ADHD and would have spent more time
  63. fucking with the colour sliders than actually playing the damn game.  Some shit I also kept out of the cheat
  64. simply because it would be a lot of work for very little reward.  One example of this is bone-specific
  65. targeting for the aimbot.  This isn't CS:GO, there's absolutely no good reason to shoot anything but the
  66. person's head.  Over the ~2 years I've spent using and modifying this cheat, I've found new things to add, and
  67. old shit to remove.  The whole idea behind this was that I was going to use it.  If I'm going to fucking use
  68. it, I want it to be damn good, and if there's one thing I know, it's that if you make something yourself,
  69. It will be the best thing of that kind for you.  Some people like the fag behind Snixzz3 only did it for the
  70. money, and never intended on using the cheat themselves.  They bitched and moaned that they only made $5 from
  71. a single donation on their cheat, the private parts of their cheat that were supposed to be paid got leaked,
  72. and then they quit development entirely.  Their cheat ended up being a self-defeating pile of dogshit
  73. that spammed links to their website if you didn't have the paid version and ran like a pile of shit.  Another
  74. big issue I have with fags like 0xymoron is the way they write shit.  The Project Odium team did this too,
  75. and It fucking eludes me as to why.  They put a line break between every line with actual code.  Just a blank
  76. fucking line.  They don't put fucking annotations there, they don't use it for formatting, they just have
  77. a blank fucking line between every other line.  Not only does this make it a bitch to scroll through, since
  78. you can only see half as much content on your screen at one time, it adds a fuckton of unnecessary lines that
  79. inflate the filesize and line count.  Oh yeah, not to mention Snixzz3's menu is ugly as shit.  Now, I know
  80. I'm being a little bit of a hypocrite with my fucking gratuitous menu display messages / chat spam table,
  81. but it does serve a purpose.  It's not just there to be there, it can be used as chat spam.  Superfluous
  82. lines in a Lua file serve no fucking purpose other than to annoy.  Alright, this is getting to the point
  83. where most people are probably just going to skip over this rather than reading it, so I'll cut it here.
  84. ===================================================OTHER SHIT==================================================
  85. If you want my bypasser, I'll put the link here just so skids don't have to bug me for a bypasser.
  86. This is CAC detected, but it works for most of what I do.  If you want an undetected one, use odium.pro
  87. or citizenhack.me, as they both have some way for you to inject scripts using them.  Be warned, though.
  88. Many people have reported that using Odium and Shitcheat in conjunction breaks the ESP until you completely
  89. reinstall the game.
  90.  
  91. https://files.catbox.moe/xeaelb.zip
  92. ===============================================================================================================
  93. Also, in case you're a lazy fuck and don't want to configure the item ESP yourself, here's a link to a
  94. pre-configured one.  It contains all useful Clockwork items such as guns, backpacks, shipments, and ammo.
  95. It also includes most M9K weapons, as well as a good portion of DarkRP printers and bitminers.
  96.  
  97. https://pastebin.com/H69D1AZd
  98. ]]
  99.  
  100. --POM (Print Once Message / startup text)
  101.  
  102. local function DrawPOM()
  103.     if(menu.frame) then menu.frame:Remove(); menu.frame = nil; end
  104.     menu.c = 0
  105.     menu.frame = vgui.Create("DFrame");
  106.     menu.frame:SetPos(ScrW()/2-254, ScrH()/2-55);
  107.     menu.frame:SetSize(500, 135);
  108.     menu.frame:SetFontInternal('trike')
  109.     menu.frame:SetTitle("                                                                    !!!ATTENTION!!!");
  110.     menu.frame.Paint = function()
  111.         surface.SetDrawColor(50,50,50,200)
  112.         surface.DrawRect(0, 0,menu.frame:GetWide(),menu.frame:GetTall())
  113.         surface.SetDrawColor(255, 255, 255,0)
  114.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,menu.frame:GetWide(),menu.frame:GetTall())
  115.     end
  116.     menu.frame:SetVisible(true);
  117.     menu.frame:SetDraggable(true);
  118.     menu.frame:SetSizable(false);
  119.     menu.frame:ShowCloseButton(false);
  120.     menu.frame:SetBackgroundBlur(true)
  121.     menu.frame:MakePopup();
  122.    
  123.     menu.close = vgui.Create("DButton", menu.frame)
  124.     menu.close:SetFont('marlett')
  125.     menu.close:SetText('r')
  126.     menu.close:SetColor(Color(255, 255, 255, 255))
  127.     menu.close:SetSize(15, 15)
  128.     menu.close:SetDrawBackground(false)
  129.     menu.close:SetPos(menu.frame:GetWide() - 20, 5)
  130.     menu.close.DoClick = function()
  131.         menu.frame:Remove(); menu.frame = nil;
  132.     end
  133.     menu.buttons = vgui.Create("DPanel",menu.frame)
  134.     menu.buttons:SetPos(5, 25)
  135.     menu.buttons:SetSize(500,500)
  136.     menu.buttons:SetVisible(true)
  137.     menu.buttons.Paint = function()
  138.         surface.SetDrawColor(163,163,163,255)
  139.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,490,105)
  140.     end
  141.     local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", menu.frame)
  142.     label:SetText("WARNING! THIS MESSAGE WILL ONLY DISPLAY ONCE!                                                                                                          ")
  143.     label:SetPos(10,35)
  144.     label:SizeToContents(false)
  145.     label:SetFont("bignig")
  146.     label.Paint = function(self)
  147.         label:SetTextColor(Color( 51, 122, 204, 255 ))
  148.     end
  149.     local label2 = vgui.Create("DLabel", menu.frame)
  150.     label2:SetText("Thank you for downloading Shitcheat!  If you're having trouble using the cheat or any features,")
  151.     label2:SetPos(10,55)
  152.     label2:SizeToContents(false)
  153.     label2:SetFont("trike")
  154.     label2.Paint = function(self)
  155.         label2:SetTextColor(Color( 220, 220, 220, 255 ))
  156.     end
  157.     local label3 = vgui.Create("DLabel", menu.frame)
  158.     label3:SetText("please refer to the documentation provided inside the Lua file, at the very top.  You can contact")
  159.     label3:SetPos(10,75)
  160.     label3:SizeToContents(false)
  161.     label3:SetFont("trike")
  162.     label3.Paint = function(self)
  163.         label3:SetTextColor(Color( 220, 220, 220, 255 ))
  164.     end
  165.     local label4 = vgui.Create("DLabel", menu.frame)
  166.     label4:SetText("the developer of the cheat any time using the links provided in the preface.")
  167.     label4:SetPos(10,95)
  168.     label4:SizeToContents(false)
  169.     label4:SetFont("trike")
  170.     label4.Paint = function(self)
  171.         label4:SetTextColor(Color( 220, 220, 220, 255 ))
  172.     end
  173.     file.Write("d_POM.txt", "this file stops the POM from showing, if you want it to show again for some reason, delete this.")
  174. end
  175.    
  176. if !file.Exists("d_pom.txt", "DATA") && !menu.frame then
  177. DrawPOM()
  178. end
  179.  
  180.    
  181. --menu vars
  182.  
  183. local vnum = "6.1" --UPDATE THE ABOUT MENU TOO YOU DUMB CUNT
  184. local defcon = { Menu = { t = {}; b = {}; c = 0}; Alive = {};}
  185. defcon.Normal           = {
  186.     aimbot                  = true;
  187.     aimbot_fov              = 5;
  188.     aimbot_friendly_fire    = true;
  189.     triggerbot              = false;
  190.     vischeck                = true;
  191.     shootsteamfriends       = false;
  192.     targetnoclippers        = false;
  193.     autoshoot               = false;
  194.     autosnap                = false;
  195.    
  196.     esp_player              = true;
  197.     esp_player_dist         = 16000;
  198.     esp_player_showdist     = true;
  199.     esp_player_name         = true;
  200.     esp_player_rank         = true;
  201.     esp_player_health       = true;
  202.     esp_player_armor        = true;
  203.     esp_player_glow         = true;
  204.     boxESP                  = false;
  205.     chams                   = false;
  206.     espname                 = false;
  207.     tracelines              = false;
  208.    
  209.     esp_entity              = true;
  210.     esp_entity_dist         = 16000;
  211.     propchams               = false;
  212.     entitychams             = false;
  213.    
  214.     flashlight_spam         = true;
  215.    
  216.     ttt_deathnotifs         = true;
  217.     bhop_bhop               = true;
  218.     crosshair               = true;
  219.     velocity                = true;
  220.     lasereyes               = true;
  221.     autoacd                 = true;
  222.     autoclick               = false;
  223.     antiaim                 = false;
  224.     FOVslider               = 100;
  225.    
  226.     chatspam1               = false;
  227.     chatspam2               = false;
  228.     chatspam3               = false;
  229.     chatspam4               = false;
  230.     superspam               = false;
  231.     madspam                 = false;
  232.     adminspam               = false;
  233.     autispam                = false;
  234.     adspam                  = false;
  235.     obnoxiousspam           = false;
  236.     OOCspam                 = false;
  237.    
  238.     cl_noclip               = false;
  239.    
  240.     pickupinradius          = false;
  241.     dupeinradius            = false;
  242. }
  243. defcon.Settings         = (file.Exists("d_settings.txt", "DATA") and util.JSONToTable(file.Read("d_settings.txt", "DATA"))) or defcon.Normal
  244. defcon.Entities         = (file.Exists("d_entities.txt", "DATA") and util.JSONToTable(file.Read("d_entities.txt", "DATA"))) or {}
  245. defcon.Whitelist        = (file.Exists("d_whitelist.txt", "DATA") and util.JSONToTable(file.Read("d_whitelist.txt", "DATA"))) or {}
  246. defcon.AimKey           = (file.Exists("d_aimkey.txt", "DATA") and tonumber(file.Read("d_aimkey.txt", "DATA"))) or KEY_F
  247.  
  248. --colors
  249.  
  250. red = Color(255,0,0,255);
  251. black = Color(0,0,0,255);
  252. green = Color(0,255,0,255);
  253. white = Color(255,255,255,255);
  254. blue = Color(0,0,255,255);
  255. cyan = Color(0,255,255,255);
  256. pink = Color(255,0,255,255);
  257. blue = Color(0,0,255,255);
  258. grey = Color(100,100,100,255);
  259. gold = Color(255,228,0,255);
  260. lightblue = Color(155,205,248);
  261. lightgreen = Color(174,255,0);
  262. iceblue = Color(116,187,251,255);
  263. orange = Color(255,165,0,255);
  264. brown = Color(112, 89, 50, 255);
  265. sc = Color(43, 128, 226, 255);
  266. sc1 = Color(43,140,226, 255);
  267. sc2 = Color(51, 122, 204);
  268.  
  269. --print shit
  270.  
  271. chat.AddText("")
  272. chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "Hack activated.")
  273. chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "To open the menu, press TAB and Q at the same time.")
  274. chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "The middle mouse button activates the triggerbot. ")
  275. chat.AddText( sc2, "[Shitcheat] ", white, "Hold down F to activate the aimbot")
  276.  
  277. --menu display messages
  278.  
  279. defcon.Phrases              = {
  280.     "niggerniggerniggernigger";
  281.     "bob good is not so good";
  282.     "sheo is a kike";
  283.     "new Shitcheat";
  284.     "better than snixzz!";
  285.     "100x better than snixzz";
  286.     "i hate niggers";
  287.     "suck my dick";
  288.     "donul trump";
  289.     "remove kebab";
  290.     "0xymoron is a complete fucking autist";
  291.     "remember, no russian";
  292.     "'skiddie shit'";
  293.     "dirt shit nigger";
  294.     "how about you try spending a year of your life making a cheat";
  295.     "Made by the Madbluntz.rs Team";
  296.     "we need to nuke japan again";
  297.     "now with freecam";
  298.     "go fast eat ass";
  299.     "onion";
  300.     "[OOC]Johnny Nutmegg: you fucking suck dick bro";
  301.     "the fuck are you looking at";
  302.     "fucking eat shit kid";
  303.     "commies go home";
  304.     "tito is a dirty nigger";
  305.     "now with more dongs";
  306.     "north virginia battle falag isnt the confed flag";
  307.     "free forever, always.";
  308.     "the KKK is dead stop crying about it";
  309.     "doesn't support Æß¾";
  310.     "back to africa";
  311.     "smesh moth";
  312.     "fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit fuck shit FUUUUCK";
  313.     "if you voted for hillary delete system32";
  314.     "[LOOC]poop: hi";
  315.     "gulag";
  316.     "halgualuhglugaluaglhuaglhuaglhu";
  317.     "over 1000 lines of bullshit";
  318.     "remember to enable ESP";
  319.     "skype is shit";
  320.     "bent dick";
  321.     "nigger";
  322.     "minecraft used to be good";
  323.     "lets go back to 2011";
  324.     "asslicker";
  325.     "not an argument";
  326.     "better than niggermenu";
  327.     "still using lua";
  328.     "better than gearmenu";
  329.     "personalized";
  330.     "who wants a free mbam key";
  331.     "remember kids, dont advertise.";
  332.     "madbluntz.rs - home of Shitcheat";
  333.     "where my new england homies at";
  334.     "JSY3050PA";
  335.     "cuck";
  336.     "free gift card giveaway";
  337.     "i banned him for 'furry'";
  338.     "skype abuse";
  339.     "hes an OP";
  340.     "exploding capacitors";
  341.     "It's a nice gun, I'll give you that.";
  342.     "Team AVO deserves ice cream";
  343.     "made with notepad++";
  344.     "made on microshit windon't 8.1";
  345.     "Pravi srpski ratni heroj";
  346.     "kosovo je srbija";
  347.     "6 shots";
  348.     "that revolver only carries 6 shots";
  349.     "THE SHAGOHAD";
  350.     "REMOV KEBAB";
  351.     "i hear sadness";
  352.     "this isn't the final version, trust me.";
  353.     "doridian wasn't happy";
  354.     "there's more where that came from";
  355.     "remember; no russian";
  356.     "whoops";
  357.     "how many of these fucking things do you have";
  358.     "jesus christ";
  359.     "one side";
  360.     "down with fascists";
  361.     "good night alt right";
  362.     "identity politics is a hell of a drug";
  363.     "trump isn't a fascist you fucking retards";
  364.     "hitler only killed 12 million stfu";
  365.     "if you advertize a discord server i'll ddos u";
  366.     "don't forget to credit the people u steal hacks from";
  367.     "AUFHIFUWEHFUWAHFULFUWAHIFAWHIFUWHLFIUAWHFIUAWHFILWUHWAFHWILUFHWALIUFHWIUFHWAIUFHWUFHWLIFUHWIUFWHUIHFW";
  368.     "dirty fucking NIGGERS";
  369.     "spear chuckers get out of my country";
  370.     "hi";
  371.     "if you see this message, tell calb. if you dont know who calb is then fuck off";
  372.     "BIG FUCK, TELL TONY";
  373.     "cucked ape";
  374.     "rust sucks";
  375.     "garry newman more like garry jewman";
  376.     "cum-guzzling faggots";
  377.     "dongs";
  378.     "official website: www.madbluntz.rs";
  379.     "listen to my music @ caliberr.bandcamp.com";
  380.     "discord.gg/nigger";
  381.     "furries will die from brain tumors";
  382.     "space left blank intentionally";
  383.     "whoa, dude";
  384.     "As seen on TV";
  385.     "BACK UP THE CLEAN DATA AND DISINFECT THE DEAD";
  386.     "Awesome";
  387.     "100% pure";
  388.     "May contain nuts";
  389.     "expect shitty memes";
  390.     "Better than Prey";
  391.     "More polygons";
  392.     "Sexy";
  393.     "THERE'S A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, ALWAYS. A CLICHÉ HOPE TO DRIVE YOU TO ENDURE ANOTHER DAY";
  394.     "Limited edition";
  395.     "Flashing letters";
  396.     "It's here";
  397.     "Best in class";
  398.     "Ctrl+d";
  399.     "It's finished";
  400.     "Kind of dragon free";
  401.     "Excrement";
  402.     "More than 500 sold";
  403.     "One of a kind";
  404.     "Heaps of hits on YouTube";
  405.     "Indev";
  406.     "Spiders everywhere";
  407.     "Check it out";
  408.     "Holy cow, man";
  409.     "It's a game";
  410.     "Made in Sweden";
  411.     "Uses LWJGL";
  412.     "Reticulating splines";
  413.     "Singleplayer";
  414.     "Keyboard compatible";
  415.     "Undocumented";
  416.     "Ingots";
  417.     "That's no moon";
  418.     "l33t";
  419.     "Exclusive";
  420.     "The bee's knee";
  421.     "Down with O.P.P.";
  422.     "Closed source";
  423.     "Classy";
  424.     "Wow";
  425.     "Not on steam";
  426.     "Oh man";
  427.     "Awesome community";
  428.     "Pixels";
  429.     "Teetsuuuuoooo";
  430.     "Kaaneeeedaaaa";
  431.     "Now with difficulty";
  432.     "Enhanced";
  433.     "90% bug free";
  434.     "Pretty";
  435.     "We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,";
  436.     "We do our best to kill and maim,";
  437.     "Because the kills all count the same,";
  438.     "Flying low across the trees,";
  439.     "Pilots doing what they please,";
  440.     "Dropping frags on refugees,";
  441.     "It made us feel so good inside,";
  442.     "When the strongmen left and the women cried,";
  443.     "we decompose when we're buried ";
  444.     "we break apart when least ready ";
  445.     "we both know misery";
  446.     "But what we really like is the children fried,";
  447.     "See that family over there,";
  448.     "Watch me get them with a pear,";
  449.     "Blood and guts just everywhere,";
  450.     "set me free ";
  451.     "show me what it means to be ";
  452.     "alive and moving on ";
  453.     "i'll show you what it's like to be ";
  454.     "here when i'm gone";
  455.     "CIA with guns for hire,";
  456.     "Montagnards around a fire,";
  457.     "jban42 has abandoned the match and received a 7 day competitive matchmaking cooldown";
  458.     "don't worry ";
  459.     "it's nothing much ";
  460.     "no trouble at all ";
  461.     "if it doesn't make sense ";
  462.     "let me take the fall ";
  463.     "cheats dont fucking deserve money";
  464.     "i'll always be the one ";
  465.     "afraid to let you down ";
  466.     "inquire and ask away ";
  467.     "so i don't lead you around ";
  468.     "don't worry if it doesn't make sense ";
  469.     "i should know better after all";
  470.     "Napalm makes the fire higher,";
  471.     "Children sucking on a mother's tit,";
  472.     "gooks down in a sifty pit,";
  473.     "Dow Chemical doesn't give a shit,";
  474.     "Attack some kids when you go downtown,";
  475.     "surfing supported shattered starshine ";
  476.     "so you're back from space ";
  477.     "you got a look on your face ";
  478.     "like you saw something great ";
  479.     "well i'm back from space too ";
  480.     "and i found something new ";
  481.     "but my story's gotta wait";
  482.     "it doesn't matter what i've done ";
  483.     "if you're gonna step on my shoudlers ";
  484.     "to act like the taller one ";
  485.     "becoming complete";
  486.     "something is showing through the cracks ";
  487.     "in your skin ";
  488.     "i thought you were a humanoid ";
  489.     "like me a humanoid ";
  490.     "i rode so many cosmic rays ";
  491.     "i ruled so many galactic days ";
  492.     "i wanna say i've overcome ";
  493.     "all of the problems that i faced ";
  494.     "and i've still got spare energy ";
  495.     "so you know the next time you're around ";
  496.     "you're gonna have to deal with my universal sound ";
  497.     "blasting through like mothafuckin' starlight";
  498.     "dust drifting directionless divine ";
  499.     "screaming sidelining supernovas ";
  500.     "colliding colossi cracked coronas ";
  501.     "you accrued new dues ";
  502.     "to eschew the slew in view ";
  503.     "your queue grew ";
  504.     "the few in queue were due ";
  505.     "you were through and flew";
  506.     "By throwing some candy on the ground,";
  507.     "Then grease them when they gather 'round,";
  508.     "hey ";
  509.     "it's a hot one today ";
  510.     "it's a hot day ";
  511.     "but i bet it's hotter for you ";
  512.     "you stupid patronizing fool ";
  513.     "i bet you think you're fuckin' cool ";
  514.     "you've got some new people to school ";
  515.     "on your stupid damn rules ";
  516.     "we're sick of hearing tales of you taking a stand ";
  517.     "blasphemers burned to the bones if they would not recant ";
  518.     "we're tired of hearing fables of how you're so stuck ";
  519.     "this shit will roll off us if we have any luck ";
  520.     "nd do you know what we have? ";
  521.     "we have luck ";
  522.     "you pave a road, you carve a path, you blaze a trail ";
  523.     "but you look like a stupid dog chasing its tail ";
  524.     "convincing others that it's lots of fun ";
  525.     "a grave mistake within the words you've spun ";
  526.     "hey ";
  527.     "it's a cold one today ";
  528.     "it's a cold day ";
  529.     "but i bet it's colder for you ";
  530.     "you stupid patronizing fool ";
  531.     "i bet you think you're fuckin' cool ";
  532.     "you've got some new people to school ";
  533.     "on your stupid damn rules ";
  534.     "we're sick of hearing tales of you taking a stand ";
  535.     "blasphemers burned to the bones if they would not recant ";
  536.     "we're tired of hearing fables of how you're so stuck ";
  537.     "this shit will roll off us if we have any luck ";
  538.     "and most of all above everything ";
  539.     "we will always have luck";
  540.     "A squad of Cong in the grass,";
  541.     "But all the fighting's long since passed,";
  542.     "Crispy critters in a mass,";
  543.     "i think a thousand years have passed ";
  544.     "while wondering how long i'll last ";
  545.     "and it turns out time flies ";
  546.     "i feel the earth has spun ";
  547.     "a million turns around the sun ";
  548.     "and it turns out time flies ";
  549.     "the best decision that i've made ";
  550.     "is living in the moment ";
  551.     "and not expanding ";
  552.     "the infinite points of past and future ";
  553.     "into some kind of quale ";
  554.     "ever commanding";
  555.     "LOH's out to have a blast,";
  556.     "Drop some peon kids en masse,";
  557.     "Send the remains to the chief of staff,";
  558.     "Oxcarts rolling down the road,";
  559.     "Peasants with a heavy load,";
  560. }
  561. defcon.Phrases3             = {
  562.     "kikr";
  563.     "They're all VC when the bombs explode,";
  564.     "i will soak myself in the rain ";
  565.     "until i'm reflective ";
  566.     "and i'll sprawl out underneath you ";
  567.     "and get your feet wet ";
  568.     "you'll absorb me through your shoes ";
  569.     "until your legs are heavy ";
  570.     "i'll make your journey that much longer ";
  571.     "when you're not ready ";
  572.     "Shooting women's lots of fun,";
  573.     "try killing one thats pregnant son,";
  574.     "You'll get two for the price of one,";
  575.     "Napalm sticks to kids.";
  576.     "Flying low and feeling mean,";
  577.     "see that family by the stream,";
  578.     "Drop some napalm n hear them scream,";
  579.     "See that gook on his knees,";
  580.     "Lost some flechettes in the breeze,";
  581.     "Find his arms nailed to the trees,";
  582.     "NVA are all hardcore,";
  583.     "Flechettes nail them to the jungle floor,";
  584.     "Throw them PSYOPS out the door,";
  585.     "18 kids in a no-fire zone,";
  586.     "Books under arms and going home,";
  587.     "Last in line goes home alone,";
  588.     "Chucks in a sampan sitting in the stern,";
  589.     "But he don't think his boat'll burn,";
  590.     "Them fucking gooks will never learn,";
  591.     "See the little kids jump and shout,";
  592.     "Drop some nape and without a doubt,";
  593.     "appleman";
  594.     "they got appleman";
  595.     "Watch them try and put it out,";
  596.     "I've been around, Some things I've seen,";
  597.     "But the people who are mighty mean,";
  598.     "The gooks you kill, they make you clean,";
  599.     "I've only seen it happen twice,";
  600.     "But both times, it was mighty nice,";
  601.     "Shooting peasants planting rice,";
  602.     "Napalm, son, is lots of fun,";
  603.     "Dropped from a bomb or shot from a gun,";
  604.     "It gets the gooks when they're on the run,";
  605.     "Some people say its not so neat ,";
  606.     "to watch gooks burning in the street,";
  607.     "but burning flesh smells mighty neat,";
  608.     "Gooks in the open, making hay,";
  609.     "Shoot civilians where the sit.";
  610.     "Take some pictures as you split.";
  611.     "All your life, you'll remember it.";
  612.     "They'se in good shape for the shape they'se in,";
  613.     "But they'se no way that they can win,";
  614.     "With Napalm rolling down their skin,";
  615.     "Napalm sticks to kids.";
  616.     "12 herbs and spices";
  617.     "Fat free";
  618.     "Absolutely no memes";
  619.     "Free dental";
  620.     "Ask your doctor";
  621.     "Minors not welcome";
  622.     "Cloud computing";
  623.     "Legal in Finland";
  624.     "Hard to label";
  625.     "Technically good";
  626.     "Bringing home the bacon";
  627.     "Indie";
  628.     "GOTY";
  629.     "Ceci n'est pas une cheat menu";
  630.     "Euclidian";
  631.     "Now in 2D";
  632.     "Inspirational";
  633.     "Herregud";
  634.     "deuce: N E V E R  F O R G E T MY COCK";
  635.     "sponsored by lootcrate and trunkclub and shithead and shinebox";
  636.     "Complex cellular automata";
  637.     "NO SIR";
  638.     "Played by cowboys";
  639.     "OpenGL 2.1 (if supported)";
  640.     "tens of colors";
  641.     "Try it";
  642.     "Age of empires is better";
  643.     "Try the mushroom sjw";
  644.     "Sensational";
  645.     "Hot tamale, hot hot tamale";
  646.     "Play him off, fuckhead";
  647.     "pants: P - THE PEE TAPES ARE REAL";
  648.     "Guaranteed";
  649.     "spigot: [WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR UNIVERSAL AND ILLUMINATION ENTERTAINMENT'S DESPICABLE ME 3.]";
  650.     "Macroscopic";
  651.     "Bring it on";
  652.     "Random splash";
  653.     "pants: SIGHS, GETS OUT WALLET";
  654.     "Call your mother";
  655.     "Monster infighting";
  656.     "Loved by millions";
  657.     "pants: MMMM YEAH OOOH BOY";
  658.     "Ultimate edition";
  659.     "Freaky";
  660.     "PRESS INSERT TO OPEN sekrit MENU";
  661.     "You've got a brand new key";
  662.     "not water proof";
  663.     "Uninflammable";
  664.     "Whoa, dude";
  665.     "All inclusive";
  666.     "pants: LET ME GET YOU A DRINK WITH ABSOLUTELY NO ROOFIES IN IT";
  667.     "Tell your friends";
  668.     "NP is not in P";
  669.     "Livestreamed";
  670.     "Haunted";
  671.     "Polynomial";
  672.     "Terrestrial";
  673.     "All is full of ERP";
  674.     "Full of stars";
  675.     "Scientific";
  676.     "Not as cool as Spock";
  677.     "Collaborate and listen";
  678.     "Never fuck up";
  679.     "Take frequent breaks";
  680.     "Not linear";
  681.     "Han shot first";
  682.     "Nice to meet you";
  683.     "Buckets of lava";
  684.     "Ride the pig";
  685.     "Larger than Earth";
  686.     "sqrt(-1) love you";
  687.     "spigot: GOD SAID IT / I SUCKED ON IT / THAT SETTLES IT";
  688.     "hes mad";
  689.     "Phobos anomaly";
  690.     "toggle your frog";
  691.     "getting wood";
  692.     "Falling off cliffs";
  693.     "14% sugar";
  694.     "150% hyperbole";
  695.     "Synecdoche";
  696.     "Let's punc";
  697.     "Seecret Friday update";
  698.     "Reference implementation";
  699.     "PRESS INSERT 2 open secret bitch";
  700.     "Lewd with two dudes with food";
  701.     "Kiss the sky";
  702.     "20 GOTO 10";
  703.     "pants: T DEUCE MY BONER CRASHED INTO THE SEA";
  704.     "frog toggler";
  705.     "Verlet intregration";
  706.     "bad boy teenager club";
  707.     "shoe stealer";
  708.     "boner";
  709.     "Peter Griffin";
  710.     "Do not distribute";
  711.     "Cogito ergo sum";
  712.     "boneless pizza machine broke";
  713.     "44 lines of code";
  714.     "A skeleton popped out";
  715.     "The Work of nutmegg";
  716.     "The sum of its parts";
  717.     "BTAF used to be good";
  718.     "spigot: WHOA HOLY GOD SHIT FALLING";
  719.     "I miss ADOM";
  720.     "you tell me when to be afraid ";
  721.     "so i know when to turn away ";
  722.     "i will be yours to lead astray ";
  723.     "my independence will decay ";
  724.     "we teach each other how to fear ";
  725.     "when insecure we disappear ";
  726.     "a peace we've been deprived of ";
  727.     "never taught each other how to ";
  728.     "i keep my eyes out for hurt ";
  729.     "and ways that i could subvert ";
  730.     "trained into a state of high alert ";
  731.     "my vision was yours to pervert ";
  732.     "we teach each other how to fear ";
  733.     "when insecure we disappear ";
  734.     "a peace we've been deprived of ";
  735.     "never taught each other how to ";
  736.     "love";
  737.     "umop-apisdn";
  738.     "deuce: CAN WE TALK BALLS?";
  739.     "bung: MOM!";
  740.     "deuce: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER";
  741.     "onyun";
  742.     "OICU812";
  743.     "Bring me Ray Cokes";
  744.     "Finger-licking";
  745.     "spigot: PASSWORD STRENGTH: LIMP";
  746.     "dick-licking";
  747.     "cock-nobbling";
  748.     "absolutely fucking cancerous";
  749.     "101% communism free";
  750.     "sucking, fucking";
  751.     "teachin', preachin'";
  752.     "darkrp is a shit gamemode for shit people";
  753.     "now supports деад ниггерс";
  754.     "Thematic";
  755.     "back from sending a little part of me away ";
  756.     "admiring shapes beneath me ";
  757.     "caught my eye glowing brightly from a distance ";
  758.     "what on earth could that be ";
  759.     "do you call yourself stronger ";
  760.     "when you avoid it altogether ";
  761.     "just hold out a little longer ";
  762.     "and overcome the destroyer ";
  763.     "you're on the right track ";
  764.     "so rock on ";
  765.     "fuck you facepunch";
  766.     "fuck you FP";
  767.     "fuck you cloud 16";
  768.     "fuck you cloud 9";
  769.     "fuck you germany";
  770.     "fuck you angela merkel";
  771.     "fuck you albania";
  772.     "fuck you";
  773.     "fuck you george";
  774.     "fuck you barack obama";
  775.     "fuck you nigger";
  776.     "fuck you hillary clinton";
  777.     "fuck you futret";
  778.     "fuck you nishi";
  779.     "bielodesph gay";
  780.     "bong hits for gay jesus";
  781.     "and we won't turn back ";
  782.     "it was you and we shared a silent moment ";
  783.     "and i crossed the bridge on my way back home and ";
  784.     "now i'll never know you ";
  785.     "right now i barely know a thing ";
  786.     "do you call yourself stronger ";
  787.     "when you avoid it altogether ";
  788.     "just hold out a little longer ";
  789.     "and overcome the destroyer ";
  790.     "Whatever kid.";
  791.     "Oh I'm sorry did I fucking trigger you?";
  792.     "Were you fucking triggered you little cry baby?";
  793.     "Fuck off.";
  794.     "Literally saying not a fucking word to you";
  795.     "and you're gonna fucking mute me because you have a problem with me";
  796.     "just fucking talking shit in all chat?";
  797.     "Honestly go fuck yourself to the highest fucking caliber you fucking asshole.";
  798.     "So sick of little fucking bitches like you who fucking have a fucking opinion";
  799.     "like you're fucking sitting over there like,";
  800.     "oh I'm some fucking problem to you because I'm not even fucking saying a fucking word to you";
  801.     "Fuck off. Call it what you fucking asshole?    Hormonal?";
  802.     "Kid you're a fucking bullshitter.";
  803.     "You're a fucking bullshitter.";
  804.     "Go fuck yourself.";
  805.     "You ain't fucking nothing.";
  806.     "You ain't fucking anyone.";
  807.     "You ain't got a fucking clue in your fucking head who I am or what I'm fucking about.";
  808.     "That I'm fucking calling these fucking kids tryhards,";
  809.     "has your fucking panties in a bunch for what?";
  810.     "For what? For fucking what kid?";
  811.     "Honestly I'm fucking sick of kids like you.";
  812.     "Literally go fuck yourself.";
  813.     "Go fuck yourself and everything that you fucking stand for";
  814.     "because I'm gonna tell you right now,";
  815.     "you don't stand for shit kid.";
  816.     "You don't stand for fucking shit.";
  817.     "Please. Yeah, talk in all chat. ";
  818.     "Yeah like anybody fucking cares kid";
  819.     "go find a fucking friend to talk to, right?";
  820.     "Because you can't fucking talk to me,";
  821.     "you can't fucking treat me like a fucking person.";
  822.     "You ain't fucking real kid.";
  823.     "You ain't fucking real.";
  824.     "You ain't got a fucking real fucking bone in your fucking body kid.";
  825.     "So go fucking all chat, and make some fucking friends.";
  826.     "Alright? You can make some fucking friends because 'Oh, this guy's hormonal,'";
  827.     "pffft 'Uh I'm gonna mute him,'";
  828.     "pffft fuck off.";
  829.     "You're literally a fucking cancer on this fucking world kid.";
  830.     "Never fucking forget it.";
  831.     "you're on the right track ";
  832.     "[LOOC] David Remmler: ok mom";
  833.     "and we won't turn back ";
  834.     "Pneumatic";
  835.     "Prismatic";
  836.     "R E F R A C T my dick";
  837.     "Twas the night before Kwanzaa,";
  838.     "and niggas was drinkin'.";
  839.     "Santa Claus walked in, they said bitch, what you thinkin'?";
  840.     "One of them had a gun,";
  841.     "the other one had a knife,";
  842.     "but Santa Claus wasn't going down without a fight!";
  843.     "He pulled some presents from out of his bag,";
  844.     "he kicked them in the nuts and called them all fags.";
  845.     "But they didn't like that, they thought it was gay,";
  846.     "for Santa's boner grew 5 times that day!";
  847.     "He robbed all his shit, from his cash to his rocks,";
  848.     "Santa pleaded with them this black on black crime must stop!";
  849.     "And in just that moment in walked little Suzie,";
  850.     "little Suzie walked in with sub-machine uzi. Everyone hit the deck,";
  851.     "them bullets was sprayin', but Santa couldn't grasp what the black guy was saying,";
  852.     "and on that very night little Suzie got famous,";
  853.     "he shot Santa in his cock and it still hurt his anussss.";
  854.     "Santa pulled out his mistletoe and started to blast,";
  855.     "no man left that night without a cap in his ass,";
  856.     "and they heard Santa shout as he skipped up the chimney,";
  857.     "merry Christmas bitch niggas, yall should of never fucked with me!";
  858.     "!!! ALARM WARNING DANGER APPROACHING !!!";
  859.     "Hacker-fucker TSR shit or any Virus Detected !!!";
  860.     "Anyone who wants to fuck Revenge is Naivnij Man";
  861.     "With best wishes & thanks to DialogScn";
  862.     "Emulation engine will have problems with this ZHOM";
  863.     "In future versions we will add :";
  864.     " 1. Protected Mode Decryptor [VMME]";
  865.     " 2. Adinf table Hacker-cracker";
  866.     " 3. Destroy Files/Disks/CMOS/Printer/CDROM";
  867.     " 4. Disk Encryption and other BUGs,GLUKs & SHITs !";
  868.     "Dis is only BEGIN... Win95 & her lamers must die!";
  869.     "Searching... SEEK & DESTROY";
  870.     "There can only be one ...";
  871.     "Sublime";
  872.     "Octagonal";
  873.     "Une baguette";
  874.     "pants: I'LL LIVE ON YOUR DESKTOP FOREVER";
  875.     "Gargamel uses it";
  876.     "smurfs r gay";
  877.     "7 day cooldown machine";
  878.     "Rita is the new top dog";
  879.     "SWM forever";
  880.     "Representing Edsbyn";
  881.     "Matt Damon";
  882.     "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious";
  883.     "Consummate V's";
  884.     "Cow Tools";
  885.     "Double buffered";
  886.     "Fan fiction";
  887.     "Flaxkikare";
  888.     "Jason Jason Jason";
  889.     "Hotter than the sun";
  890.     "Internet enabled";
  891.     "Autonomous";
  892.     "Engage";
  893.     "Fantasy";
  894.     "DRR DRR DRR";
  895.     "Kick it root down";
  896.     "Google anlyticsed";
  897.     "Now supports åäö";
  898.     "some kind of dysphoria ";
  899.     "22 05 88 09 04 90 AC 09 ";
  900.     "some kind of desire to sleep";
  901.     "Give us Gordon";
  902.     "Tip your waiter";
  903.     "Very fun";
  904.     "12345 is a bad password";
  905. }
  906. defcon.Phrases4             = {
  907.     "nigs";
  908.     "But I can hear those gunships say,";
  909.     "They'll be no Chieu Hois today,";
  910.     "Vote for net neutrality";
  911.     "Lives in a pineapple under the sea";
  912.     "in distress, feeling stressed ";
  913.     "reassuring ";
  914.     "the stairs are a hassle ";
  915.     "i feel unable ";
  916.     "a shepherd's scale ";
  917.     "where the notes are played with sounds of yelling ";
  918.     "at the rain ";
  919.     "and i will grow";
  920.     "MAP11 has two names";
  921.     "Omnipotent";
  922.     "Gasp";
  923.     "...";
  924.     "Bees, bees, bees, bees";
  925.     "Jag känner en bot";
  926.     "Haha, LOL";
  927.     "Menger sponge";
  928.     "idspispopd";
  929.     "fat taco";
  930.     "but the day could be dark ";
  931.     "and the day could be bleak ";
  932.     "but i'll have done it all ";
  933.     "i have done it all";
  934.     "Eple (original edit)";
  935.     "So fresh, so clean";
  936.     "Today is gonna be the day";
  937.     "[LOOC] Orin McCallister: too laggy, johnny";
  938.     "That I'll give the country back to you";
  939.     "By now you should've somehow";
  940.     "Realized that is not quite true.";
  941.     "I don't believe that anybody";
  942.     "Really has a clue what I'll do now...";
  943.     "Deadbeats, there's murder in the streets";
  944.     "i'm getting stoned";
  945.     "road man";
  946.     "ganja faggot fucking kill yourself";
  947.     "And our borders are a broken spout.";
  948.     "And I'm sure you've heard it all before";
  949.     "But you seem to like it when I shout.";
  950.     "I don't believe that anybody can divide the USA";
  951.     "Like I can now...";
  952.     "In all the rust belt states I was crushin'";
  953.     "Although my whole campaign was run by Russians.";
  954.     "There are many brown people";
  955.     "I would like to send to jail,";
  956.     "But I don't know how...";
  957.     "So Steve Bannon,";
  958.     "Why won't you tell me what your plannin'?";
  959.     "But after all-";
  960.     "Just want my border wall...";
  961.     "Slow acting portals";
  962.     "Don't look directly at the bugs";
  963.     "Finally without NIGGERS";
  964.     "don't let light make you blind to how things look ";
  965.     "don't let dark make you ignorant to what it took ";
  966.     "to come this far and open up to you";
  967.     "aight im fucking tired of making shitty messages that no one will see";
  968.     "Scary";
  969.     "Twittered about";
  970.     "Jump up, jump up, and get down";
  971.     "sheo is neat";
  972.     "can't be like this forever ";
  973.     "turn off all the lights ";
  974.     "my heartbeat fills the night ";
  975.     "pacemaker keep me steady ";
  976.     "keeping me at the ready";
  977.     "let's break out of this";
  978.     "a riddle, wrapped in a mystery";
  979.     "Huge tracts of land";
  980.     "Welcome to your Doom";
  981.     "Stay a while, stay forever";
  982.     "Stay a while and listen";
  983.     "Treatment for your rash";
  984.     "look at all the things ";
  985.     "i packed away to make a space ";
  986.     "that i could play and laugh and love ";
  987.     "and live in ";
  988.     "'look at all the things'";
  989.     "you said to me as i faded away ";
  990.     "from everyone and everything ";
  991.     "that had been ";
  992.     "you took away my parachute ";
  993.     "and told me to fall ";
  994.     "i jumped and felt the air ";
  995.     "rip through me as i stared ";
  996.     "at the ground";
  997.     "when i'm gone will my drive live on ";
  998.     "i'd like to think when i'm gone ";
  999.     "my drive will burn on";
  1000.     "'Autological' is";
  1001.     "Information wants to be free";
  1002.     "Almost never' is an interesting concept";
  1003.     "OK.";
  1004.     "This is the most radical way to kill yourself that I can think of.";
  1005.     "Go to Ferrari dealership and rent a car there.";
  1006.     "After you have that, you need to get a cinder block, and guns that shoot blanks.";
  1007.     "Take your Ferrari, go to Vegas.";
  1008.     "Drive by nearest police station and shoot your guns and just act like a fucking lunatic.";
  1009.     "Then floor it, nigger.";
  1010.     "The police chase will ensue and you need to lead them to a desert.";
  1011.     "If you did it right, this should be covered by local news networks, possibly national ones.";
  1012.     "In either case, you should be on TV (on account of the helicopters streaming your shenanigans)";
  1013.     "Now, the magic begins.";
  1014.     "Oh, yeah, you need rope and a parachute.";
  1015.     "So, drop the cinder block on the gas pedal and release the parachute.";
  1016.     "Be sure you have rope attached to your neck in such a way that the jerk will snap your neck while you are sailing from the car.";
  1017.     "The parachute needs to have a visible Ron Paul 2020 logo.";
  1018.     "+10 points if you set yourself on fire while doing this.";
  1019.     "+10 points if you do it wearing a crotchless fursuit";
  1020.     "Lots of truthiness";
  1021.     "The nigger is a baffoon";
  1022.     "Turing complete";
  1023.     "It's groundbreaking";
  1024.     "Let our battles begin";
  1025.     "The sky is the limit";
  1026.     "Casul gayming";
  1027.     "internal references";
  1028.     "vietnam";
  1029.     "ddos";
  1030.     "niggers";
  1031.     "dicks";
  1032.     "faggot";
  1033.     "faggots";
  1034.     "faggotz";
  1035.     "sperg";
  1036.     "spergs";
  1037.     "spergz";
  1038.     "spergnig";
  1039.     "nignog";
  1040.     "cock";
  1041.     "dick";
  1042.     "penis";
  1043.     "pen0r";
  1044.     "myg0t";
  1045.     "nigga";
  1046.     "owned";
  1047.     "ownzone";
  1048.     "dab";
  1049.     "weed";
  1050.     "bong";
  1051.     "bongs";
  1052.     "bongz";
  1053.     "bonghit";
  1054.     "big ddos";
  1055.     "dogshit";
  1056.     "horseshit";
  1057.     "catshit";
  1058.     "batshit";
  1059.     "shit";
  1060.     "fuck";
  1061.     "cunt";
  1062.     "piss";
  1063.     "wu-tang";
  1064.     "method man";
  1065.     "RZA";
  1066.     "GZA";
  1067.     "JIZZA";
  1068.     "RIZZA";
  1069.     "mbam";
  1070.     "malwarebytes";
  1071.     "antivurus";
  1072.     "malware";
  1073.     "anti-malware";
  1074.     "birus";
  1075.     "virus";
  1076.     "cryptolocker";
  1077.     "meme";
  1078.     "lie";
  1079.     "cocks";
  1080.     "penises";
  1081.     "sheo";
  1082.     "iced";
  1083.     "miro";
  1084.     "louisiana";
  1085.     "galil";
  1086.     "richard";
  1087.     "dennis";
  1088.     "ww2";
  1089.     "world war 2";
  1090.     "ww1 ";
  1091.     "world war 1";
  1092.     "black";
  1093.     "white";
  1094.     "obama";
  1095.     "trump";
  1096.     "hillary";
  1097.     "democrat";
  1098.     "republican";
  1099.     "federalist";
  1100.     "PC";
  1101.     "PCs";
  1102.     "pyrolodicklowick";
  1103.     "serbia";
  1104.     "bosnia";
  1105.     "poland";
  1106.     "germany";
  1107.     "russia";
  1108.     "america";
  1109.     "mexico";
  1110.     "spic";
  1111.     "spicboy";
  1112.     "flyboy";
  1113.     "fuccboi";
  1114.     "ironic";
  1115.     "dennis";
  1116.     "meme";
  1117.     "lewis gun";
  1118.     "pizza";
  1119.     "pasta";
  1120.     "pepperoni";
  1121.     "salami";
  1122.     "cheese";
  1123.     "nutshack";
  1124.     "nutsack";
  1125.     "balls";
  1126.     "ballz";
  1127.     "smoke weed";
  1128.     "SWED";
  1129.     "swag";
  1130.     "yolo";
  1131.     "autism";
  1132.     "downs";
  1133.     "aspergers";
  1134.     "spergers";
  1135.     "frogsnacks";
  1136.     "cummies";
  1137.     "memes";
  1138.     "pepe";
  1139.     "datboi";
  1140.     "downie";
  1141.     "brownies";
  1142.     "4chan";
  1143.     "reddit";
  1144.     "dropbox";
  1145.     "google";
  1146.     "gaygle";
  1147.     "sick";
  1148.     "sikh";
  1149.     "allah";
  1150.     "allahu akbar";
  1151.     "akbar";
  1152.     "richard";
  1153.     "inspektah dek";
  1154.     "loner";
  1155.     "boner";
  1156.     "boners";
  1157.     "farts";
  1158.     "fag";
  1159.     "fartz";
  1160.     "Undefeated";
  1161.     "Kinda like Lemmings";
  1162.     "Follow the train, CJ";
  1163.     "Leveraging synergy";
  1164.     "This message will never appear on the hack menu, isn't that weird?";
  1165.     "Read more books";
  1166.     "Khaaaaaaaaan";
  1167.     "Less addictive than TV Tropes";
  1168.     "More addictive than lemonade";
  1169.     "I want to die";
  1170.     "Bigger than a bread box";
  1171.     "Millions of peaches";
  1172.     "Fnord";
  1173.     "This is my true form";
  1174.     "Totally forgot about Dre";
  1175.     "Don't bother with the clones";
  1176.     "Nobody ever expects to end up here.";
  1177.     "Not like this.";
  1178.     "But no matter how well planned out you think your life is.";
  1179.     "That all could change.";
  1180.     "Just like that.";
  1181.     "Everything went silent.";
  1182.     "I couldn't even hear myself breathe.";
  1183.     "I thought to myself:";
  1184.     "This must be it.";
  1185.     "I waited for some, I dunno, bright light.";
  1186.     "Maybe something to come take me somewhere.";
  1187.     "Anything.";
  1188.     "7 years later,";
  1189.     "I'd choose an eternety in hell over this.";
  1190.     "There's a man";
  1191.     "Sitting in an old wooden rocking chair";
  1192.     "He's got a white button-up shirt";
  1193.     "Black vest,";
  1194.     "Black slacks,";
  1195.     "Shiny black shoes,";
  1196.     "OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM";
  1197.     "AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY";
  1198.     "DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING";
  1199.     "SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT";
  1200.     "OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS";
  1201.     "STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT ";
  1202.     "I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH";
  1203.     "AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT";
  1204.     "FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT";
  1205.     "I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE";
  1206.     "I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO";
  1207.     "I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN,";
  1208.     "FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT";
  1209.     "AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS";
  1210.     "A timepiece hanging out of his pocket.";
  1211.     "He smokes an old wooden oak pipe.";
  1212.     "In his left eye he has the universe.";
  1213.     "And in his right eye, he has the devil.";
  1214.     "He's been there since the beginning of time.";
  1215.     "When he first sat down and lit the tobacco in his pipe, it sparked.";
  1216.     "In his left eye, the universe was created.";
  1217.     "He didn't want that universe to be silent, so he made music.";
  1218.     "And that created his right eye.";
  1219.     "He sits there, and rocks back and forth";
  1220.     "In his rocking chair.";
  1221.     "If he were to stop,";
  1222.     "Life as we know it would stop.";
  1223.     "No rotating planets.";
  1224.     "No burning stars.";
  1225.     "I pray to him every night.";
  1226.     "Don't stop rocking.";
  1227.     "See, my body died right there on the spot.";
  1228.     "Right with the blast.";
  1229.     "But my mind stayed awake.";
  1230.     "And I'm forced to see and hear everyone living a life around me I once had.";
  1231.     "Now";
  1232.     "I'm just wishing they'd pull that fucking plug already.";
  1233.     "Just so I could see what's next.";
  1234.     "But the point of all this?";
  1235.     "You'd never think it could happen to you.";
  1236.     "Pumpkinhead";
  1237.     "Hobo humping slobo babe";
  1238.     "Feature packed";
  1239.     "Conventional";
  1240.     "Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere";
  1241.     "Doesn't avoid double negatives";
  1242.     "Meeting expectations";
  1243.     "lives in cambodia";
  1244.     "Take my Wojack, take my Rand";
  1245.     "Take me where I cannot stand";
  1246.     "I don't care, I'm still free";
  1247.     "You can't take Pepe from me.";
  1248.     "Take me out to the BLACKED";
  1249.     "Tell them I ain't comin' back";
  1250.     "Burn the tendies and boil the pee";
  1251.     "Leave the memes where they lay";
  1252.     "Normies'll never see another day";
  1253.     "Lost my soul, lost my dream,";
  1254.     "I feel the Chan reaching out";
  1255.     "I hear its song without a doubt";
  1256.     "I still hear and I still pee-pee";
  1257.     "Lost my love, lost my land";
  1258.     "Lost the last place I could stand";
  1259.     "There's no place I can be";
  1260.     "Since I've found obscenity";
  1261.     "PC gaming since 1873";
  1262.     "Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs";
  1263.     "GET GUD AT MINGING U NIGGER";
  1264.     "NEXUS NOT FOUND";
  1265.     "ADMIN SPOTTED";
  1266.     "/plyban ^ 0";
  1267.     "everyone type in chat caliber is a stupid nigger";
  1268.     "caliber .50 BMG";
  1269.     "andy.b choked on niggermenu";
  1270.     "Déjà vu";
  1271.     "Déjà vu";
  1272.     "Got your nose";
  1273.     "Haley loves Elan";
  1274.     "fuck you microsoft";
  1275.     "Afraid of the big, black bat";
  1276.     "Doesn't use stonel code";
  1277.     "Child's play";
  1278.     "See you next Friday or so";
  1279.     "fuck formatting";
  1280.     "From the streets of Södermalm";
  1281.     "150 bpm for 400000 minutes";
  1282.     "Technologic";
  1283.     "Funk soul brother";
  1284.     "Pumpa kungen";
  1285.     "日本ハロー!";
  1286.     "한국 안녕하세요";
  1287.     "Helo Cymru";
  1288.     "Cześć Polsko";
  1289.     "你好中国!";
  1290.     "Привет Россия";
  1291.     "Γεια σου Ελλάδα";
  1292.     "My life for Aiur";
  1293.     "I see your vocabulary has improved";
  1294.     "Africoon ";
  1295.     "Afro-Anthropoid ";
  1296.     "Afroid ";
  1297.     "Afropoid";
  1298.     "Americoon ";
  1299.     "Baboon ";
  1300.     "Bangkok Nigger";
  1301.     "Black (as in 'payback black!') ";
  1302.     "Black Ass ";
  1303.     "Black Hole (Ho) ";
  1304.     "Black Tiger Bait ";
  1305.     "Blackamoor ";
  1306.     "Blackie ";
  1307.     "Blacky ";
  1308.     "Blood (or Crip) ";
  1309.     "Blubber Lips";
  1310.     "Blue Gum ";
  1311.     "Blue lip  -s  (as in 'blue lipped little chimp') ";
  1312.     "Bone nose ";
  1313.     "Bongoid ";
  1314.     "Bootlips (Bootlipped turd) ";
  1315.     "Boy ";
  1316.     "Brillohead ";
  1317.     "Bro-Hammer (As in Cadillac 'Brougham') ";
  1318.     "Browny ";
  1319.     "Bubba (or Bubba Brown) ";
  1320.     "Buck (male) ";
  1321.     "Burrhead ";
  1322.     "Buttnugget ";
  1323.     "Chimp ";
  1324.     "Congoid ";
  1325.     "Coon ";
  1326.     "Cotton picker ";
  1327.     "Crackhead ";
  1328.     "Crumb-snatcher (nigglet) ";
  1329.     "Crip (or Blood) ";
  1330.     "DAFN ";
  1331.     "Dark Waste of Space ";
  1332.     "Darkie (or Darky) ";
  1333.     "Defendant ";
  1334.     "Doo-Doo Brown (Mr.) ";
  1335.     "Eggplant ";
  1336.     "Ethiop ";
  1337.     "Fecal critter ";
  1338.     "Fuckwit ";
  1339.     "Golly wog ";
  1340.     "Gorilla ";
  1341.     "Groid ";
  1342.     "Gutter monkey ";
  1343.     "High Yella (light-skinned negro) ";
  1344.     "Ho (female) ";
  1345.     "Homo-simian";
  1346.     "Hood Rat ";
  1347.     "Inmate ";
  1348.     "Jig ";
  1349.     "Jigga ";
  1350.     "Jiggaboo (or Jigaboo) ";
  1351.     "Jigroid ";
  1352.     "Jungle bunny";
  1353.     "Kaffir ";
  1354.     "Knuckle dragger ";
  1355.     "Koko ";
  1356.     "L.O.O.T.er ";
  1357.     "Liver lip ";
  1358.     "Liverlips ";
  1359.     "LOOTer ";
  1360.     "Majete/pinche majete (Sp.) ";
  1361.     "Mau-Mau ";
  1362.     "Melanzana (la) (=Eggplant) (It.) ";
  1363.     "Mestizo (bastard) ";
  1364.     "Midnight at noon ";
  1365.     "Mississippi wind chime";
  1366.     "Monkey ";
  1367.     "Moolie -s  (Am. & It.) ";
  1368.     "Moon cricket ";
  1369.     "Moose lips ";
  1370.     "Morgue Dog ";
  1371.     "Moving target ";
  1372.     "Mud People ";
  1373.     "Mud Puppy ";
  1374.     "Mud Shark ";
  1375.     "Negro ";
  1376.     "Negroid ";
  1377.     "Nig ";
  1378.     "Nigger ";
  1379.     "NiggerRican ";
  1380.     "Nigglet (rug rat)";
  1381.     "niggROIDS";
  1382.     "Nignog ";
  1383.     "Nog ";
  1384.     "O.J. ";
  1385.     "Obsolete Farming Equipment ";
  1386.     "Octoroon (One-eighth nigger)";
  1387.     "Pickaninny ";
  1388.     "Piece of shit ";
  1389.     "Porch Monkey ";
  1390.     "Potato nose ";
  1391.     "Quadroon (One-quarter nigger)";
  1392.     "R.N. (Resident Nigger) ";
  1393.     "Raggamuppet ";
  1394.     "Redbone (light-skinned negro) ";
  1395.     "Rubber lips";
  1396.     "Sambo ";
  1397.     "Saucer lip ";
  1398.     "Savage ";
  1399.     "Semi-simian ";
  1400.     "Serf (Shit Serf) ";
  1401.     "Shine ";
  1402.     "Shitlips ";
  1403.     "Shitskin (or Shit Skin) ";
  1404.     "Shitter ";
  1405.     "Shvartz -(g)er (=Black) (Jidd.) ";
  1406.     "Slave (runaway slave)";
  1407.     "Snow Ball ";
  1408.     "Snow Queen (light-skinned negro) ";
  1409.     "Spade ";
  1410.     "Spear chucker ";
  1411.     "Splib ";
  1412.     "Spook ";
  1413.     "Spoonbill ";
  1414.     "Strange Fruit ";
  1415.     "Sub-ape ";
  1416.     "Suboid  (a contraction of 'sub-human negroid')";
  1417.     "Subhuman ";
  1418.     "Suspect ";
  1419.     "Tar baby (very dark-skinned negro) ";
  1420.     "Thicktongue ";
  1421.     "Thief ";
  1422.     "Tree ornament ";
  1423.     "Turd ";
  1424.     "Turd Cricket ";
  1425.     "Turd gobbler ";
  1426.     "Turd-worlders";
  1427.     "Tyrone ";
  1428.     "Uncle Tom ";
  1429.     "Velcro Head ";
  1430.     "Webster ";
  1431.     "Welfare queen ";
  1432.     "Welfare rat (male) ";
  1433.     "Welfare slut (female) ";
  1434.     "Wetsuit ";
  1435.     "Wog -s ";
  1436.     "Worthless ";
  1437.     "Yard Ape ";
  1438.     "Zulu";
  1439.     "Who put it there?";
  1440.     "You can't explain that";
  1441.     "if not ok then return end";
  1442.     "§1C§2o§3l§4o§5r§6m§7a§8t§9i§ac";
  1443.     "§kFUNKY LOL";
  1444.     "Big Pointy Teeth";
  1445.     "Bekarton guards the gate";
  1446.     "Mmmph, mmph";
  1447.     "Don't feed avocados to parrots";
  1448.     "Swords for everyone";
  1449.     ".party()";
  1450.     "Pretty scary";
  1451.     "I have a suggestion.";
  1452.     "Now with extra hugs";
  1453.     "Now Lua 6";
  1454.     "Woah.";
  1455.     "HURNERJSGER?";
  1456.     "What's up, Doc?";
  1457.     "Now contains 6 million random daily kikes!";
  1458.     "That's Niggerwang";
  1459.     "join this server right now u niggers";
  1460.     "Put a little fence around it";
  1461.     "Throw a blanket over it";
  1462.     "Now with additional stuff";
  1463.     "Extra things";
  1464.     "niggaz in da hood";
  1465.     "So sweet";
  1466.     "Popping tags";
  1467.     "Very influential in its circle";
  1468.     "Now with extra yeet";
  1469.     "Rise from your grave";
  1470.     "Warning A huge battleship is approaching fast!";
  1471.     "Blue warrior shot the food";
  1472.     "Run, coward I hunger";
  1473.     "Flavor with no seasoning";
  1474.     "Strange, but not a stranger";
  1475.     "Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream";
  1476.     "Getting ready to show";
  1477.     "Getting ready to know";
  1478.     "i'm happy with it.";
  1479.     "Getting ready to drop";
  1480.     "Getting ready to suck";
  1481.     "Getting ready to freak";
  1482.     "Getting ready to speak";
  1483.     "It swings, it jives";
  1484.     "Cruising streets for gold";
  1485.     "Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet";
  1486.     "Make me a table, a funky table";
  1487.     "Take the elevator to the mezzanine";
  1488.     "Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet";
  1489.     "/giveweapon m9k_1911a1 1";
  1490.     "This is good for Realms.";
  1491.     "now with memeware";
  1492.     "fuck all y'all";
  1493.     "cocaine is bad for u";
  1494.     "school is gay";
  1495.     "Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough";
  1496.     "Do it all, everything";
  1497.     "Where there is not light, there can spider";
  1498.     "GNU Terry Pratchett";
  1499.     "More Digital";
  1500.     "doot doot";
  1501.     "Falling with style";
  1502.     "There's no stopping the nutmegg";
  1503.     "Throw yourself at the ground and miss";
  1504.     "Rule #1: it's never my fault";
  1505.     "Replaced molten cheese with blood?";
  1506.     "Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates";
  1507.     "Boats FTW";
  1508.     "gay edition";
  1509.     "REALLY gay edition";
  1510.     "You're going too fast";
  1511.     "made without parential permission";
  1512.     "lapfuckstrax";
  1513.     "tried, tested, not approved.";
  1514.     "aspie collective";
  1515.     "a product of its time";
  1516.     "their they're and there";
  1517.     "endless streams of shit";
  1518.     "new! old! terrible!";
  1519.     "i make music now";
  1520.     "this is my life now";
  1521.     "i'm ok with this";
  1522.     "u know wwhat this is prob the last version, i dont have anything new to add";
  1523.     "shoutout to johnny nutmegg";
  1524.     "etxraneous bullshit";
  1525.     "inflated filesize";
  1526.     "cancer";
  1527.     "69";
  1528.     "666";
  1529.     "1cup";
  1530.     "2girls";
  1531.     "2girls1cup";
  1532.     "4r5e";
  1533.     "5h1t";
  1534.     "abortion";
  1535.     "ahole";
  1536.     "aids";
  1537.     "anal";
  1538.     "anal sex";
  1539.     "analsex";
  1540.     "angrydragon";
  1541.     "angrydragons";
  1542.     "angrypenguin";
  1543.     "angrypenguins";
  1544.     "angrypirate";
  1545.     "angrypirates";
  1546.     "anus";
  1547.     "apeshit";
  1548.     "ar5e";
  1549.     "arrse";
  1550.     "arse";
  1551.     "arsehole";
  1552.     "artard";
  1553.     "askhole";
  1554.     "ass";
  1555.     "ass 2 ass";
  1556.     "ass hole";
  1557.     "ass kisser";
  1558.     "ass licker";
  1559.     "ass lover";
  1560.     "ass man";
  1561.     "ass master";
  1562.     "ass pirate";
  1563.     "ass rapage";
  1564.     "ass rape";
  1565.     "ass raper";
  1566.     "ass to ass";
  1567.     "ass wipe";
  1568.     "assbag";
  1569.     "assbandit";
  1570.     "assbanger";
  1571.     "assberger";
  1572.     "assburger";
  1573.     "assclown";
  1574.     "asscock";
  1575.     "asses";
  1576.     "assface";
  1577.     "assfuck";
  1578.     "assfucker";
  1579.     "assfukker";
  1580.     "asshat";
  1581.     "asshead";
  1582.     "asshole";
  1583.     "asshopper";
  1584.     "assjacker";
  1585.     "asslicker";
  1586.     "assmunch";
  1587.     "asswhole";
  1588.     "asswipe";
  1589.     "aunt flo";
  1590.     "b000bs";
  1591.     "b00bs";
  1592.     "b17ch";
  1593.     "b1tch";
  1594.     "bag";
  1595.     "ballbag";
  1596.     "ballsack";
  1597.     "bampot";
  1598.     "bang";
  1599.     "bastard";
  1600.     "basterd";
  1601.     "bastich";
  1602.     "bean count";
  1603.     "beaner";
  1604.     "beastial";
  1605.     "beastiality";
  1606.     "beat it";
  1607.     "beat off";
  1608.     "beaver";
  1609.     "beavers";
  1610.     "beeyotch";
  1611.     "betch";
  1612.     "beyotch";
  1613.     "bfe";
  1614.     "bi sexual";
  1615.     "bi sexuals";
  1616.     "biatch";
  1617.     "bigmuffpi";
  1618.     "biotch";
  1619.     "bisexual";
  1620.     "bisexuality";
  1621.     "bisexuals";
  1622.     "bitch";
  1623.     "bitched";
  1624.     "bitches";
  1625.     "bitchin";
  1626.     "bitching";
  1627.     "bizatch";
  1628.     "blackie";
  1629.     "blackies";
  1630.     "block";
  1631.     "bloody hell";
  1632.     "blow";
  1633.     "blow job";
  1634.     "blow wad";
  1635.     "blowjob";
  1636.     "boff";
  1637.     "boffing";
  1638.     "boffs";
  1639.     "boink";
  1640.     "boinking";
  1641.     "boinks";
  1642.     "boiolas";
  1643.     "bollick";
  1644.     "bollock";
  1645.     "bondage";
  1646.     "boner";
  1647.     "boners";
  1648.     "bong";
  1649.     "boob";
  1650.     "boobies";
  1651.     "boobs";
  1652.     "booty";
  1653.     "boy2boy";
  1654.     "boy4boy";
  1655.     "boyforboy";
  1656.     "boyonboy";
  1657.     "boys2boys";
  1658.     "boys4boys";
  1659.     "boysforboys";
  1660.     "boysonboys";
  1661.     "boytoboy";
  1662.     "brothel";
  1663.     "brothels";
  1664.     "brotherfucker";
  1665.     "buceta";
  1666.     "bugger";
  1667.     "bugger ";
  1668.     "buggered";
  1669.     "buggery";
  1670.     "bukake";
  1671.     "bullshit";
  1672.     "bumblefuck";
  1673.     "bumfuck";
  1674.     "bung";
  1675.     "bunghole";
  1676.     "bush";
  1677.     "bushpig";
  1678.     "but";
  1679.     "but plug";
  1680.     "butplug";
  1681.     "butsecks";
  1682.     "butsekks";
  1683.     "butseks";
  1684.     "butsex";
  1685.     "butt";
  1686.     "buttfuck";
  1687.     "buttfucka";
  1688.     "buttfucker";
  1689.     "butthole";
  1690.     "buttmuch";
  1691.     "buttmunch";
  1692.     "buttplug";
  1693.     "buttsecks";
  1694.     "buttsekks";
  1695.     "buttseks";
  1696.     "buttsex";
  1697.     "buttweed";
  1698.     "c0ck";
  1699.     "c0cksucker";
  1700.     "cabron";
  1701.     "canabis";
  1702.     "cannabis";
  1703.     "carpet muncher";
  1704.     "chank";
  1705.     "cheesedick";
  1706.     "chinc";
  1707.     "chink";
  1708.     "chinks";
  1709.     "choad";
  1710.     "choads";
  1711.     "chode";
  1712.     "cipa";
  1713.     "circlejerk";
  1714.     "circlejerks";
  1715.     "cleavelandsteemer";
  1716.     "cock";
  1717.     "cock block";
  1718.     "cock suck";
  1719.     "cockblock";
  1720.     "cockface";
  1721.     "the offocial cheat of madbluntz.rs";
  1722.     "cockfucker";
  1723.     "cockfucklutated";
  1724.     "cockhead";
  1725.     "cockmaster";
  1726.     "cockmunch";
  1727.     "cockmuncher";
  1728.     "cockpenis";
  1729.     "cockring";
  1730.     "cocks";
  1731.     "cocksuck";
  1732.     "cocksucker";
  1733.     "cocksuka";
  1734.     "cocksukka";
  1735.     "cok";
  1736.     "cokmuncher";
  1737.     "coksucka";
  1738.     "comestain";
  1739.     "condom";
  1740.     "condoms";
  1741.     "coochie";
  1742.     "coon";
  1743.     "coons";
  1744.     "shit";
  1745.     "shitdick";
  1746.     "shite";
  1747.     "shited";
  1748.     "shitey";
  1749.     "woggy";
  1750.     "wogs";
  1751.     "woof";
  1752.     "wop";
  1753.     "xx";
  1754.     "xxx";
  1755.     "yank";
  1756.     "yayo";
  1757.     "yeat";
  1758.     "yeet";
  1759.     "yeyo";
  1760.     "yiff";
  1761.     "yiffy";
  1762.     "yola";
  1763.     "yols";
  1764.     "yoni";
  1765.     "youaregay";
  1766.     "yourgay";
  1767.     "zipperhead";
  1768.     "zipperheads";
  1769.     "zorch";
  1770.     "die";
  1771.     "aimbot key is F";
  1772.     "oh fuck off";
  1773.     "try exanima";
  1774.     "jerkcity.com - since 1998";
  1775. }
  1776. defcon.Phrasesall           = { --i put the tables in a table so it randomly selects a table then randomly selects from that table.  table nesting, ez.
  1777.     defcon.Phrases;    
  1778.     defcon.Phrases3;       
  1779.     defcon.Phrases4;       
  1780. }
  1781. defcon.Phrases2             = { --dead messages
  1782.     "got fucked";
  1783.     "got shit on";
  1784.     "died";
  1785.     "died AGAIN";
  1786.     "didn't get another one";
  1787.     "played cs:go and gmod at the same time";
  1788.     "idled the game for 3000 hrs to get admin on a gay server";
  1789.     "got holocausted";
  1790.     "ate shit";
  1791.     "tried to fly a potato";
  1792.     "dug too deep";
  1793.     "got RDM'd";
  1794.     "tried to drink molten stone";
  1795.     "got owned";
  1796.     "ate that dirt";
  1797.     "fought the law (and the law won)";
  1798.     "was slain";
  1799.     "tried to do hvh with an aimware user";
  1800.     "downloaded memeware";
  1801.     "deleted system32";
  1802.     "got mad";
  1803.     "kicked the bucket";
  1804.     "downloaded malware";
  1805.     "got spawncamped to death";
  1806.     "unsubscribed from dramaalert";
  1807.     "went to hell";
  1808.     "did not pass go";
  1809.     "died in a cage";
  1810.     "got stuck in a trap";
  1811.     "tried to have sex with a trap";
  1812.     "tripped on a dick";
  1813.     "is pretty fucking dead now";
  1814.     "did not collect 200 dollars";
  1815.     "forgot how to stop, drop, and roll";
  1816.     "went to detroit at night";
  1817.     "got smashed";
  1818.     "got their fucking brains blown out";
  1819.     "became one with the ground";
  1820.     "got gangbanged";
  1821.     "literally ate shit";
  1822.     "listened to a kanye west album";
  1823.     "fucked a cat";
  1824.     "got their dick bitten off by spets";
  1825.     "tried to erp with spets";
  1826.     "broke their spine";
  1827.     "broke their dick";
  1828.     "tried to exercise their free speech rights on an HL2RP server";
  1829.     "broke shitcheat again";
  1830.     "used reddit";
  1831.     "was savagely murdered";
  1832.     "got crusaded";
  1833.     "converted to islam";
  1834.     "burned the qur'an";
  1835.     "ate pork";
  1836.     "contracted wrongthink";
  1837.     "used a meme";
  1838.     "didn't read the preface to shitcheat before using it";
  1839.     "couldn't remember how to spell 'nigger'";
  1840.     "charswapped then got banned";
  1841.     "got bent over a table and fucked in the ass";
  1842.     "got b&";
  1843.     "fuckin died LMAO";
  1844.     "is dead, long live the king!";
  1845.     "gave bad succ";
  1846.     "unjammed an open-bolt weapon";
  1847.     "brought snixzz3 to a gmod hvh";
  1848.     "tried to use the carthus curved sword in a fight club";
  1849.     "unfinished string lol";
  1850.     "is dead lol";
  1851.     "broke their cheat again";
  1852.     "used a cheat that wasn't shitcheat";
  1853.     "contracted autism";
  1854.     "didn't praise johnny nutmegg";
  1855.     "listened to nightcore(which isn't music)";
  1856.     "drank spoiled milk";
  1857.     "forgot who renard was";
  1858.     "forgot themselves";
  1859.     "turned to mist and wondered why";
  1860.     "got steamrolled into the dirt";
  1861.     "watched an amy schumer comedy special";
  1862.     "told everyone they were a furry";
  1863.     "voted for hillary clinton";
  1864.     "supported communism";
  1865.     "didn't understand what 'democratic socialism' meant";
  1866.     "jumped off of a bridge";
  1867.     "moved to the UK";
  1868.     "moved to canada";
  1869.     "got their free speech revoked";
  1870.     "got deported";
  1871.     "dropped the soap";
  1872.     "got boned";
  1873.     "got permbanned by spets";
  1874.     "tried to break into rcon";
  1875.     "drowned";
  1876.     "got struck by lightening";
  1877.     "was detected by CAC";
  1878.     "sat on a dick";
  1879.     "got raped anally";
  1880.     "followed bob good";
  1881.     "tried to ERP with sheo";
  1882.     "didn't let someone react to their /me";
  1883.     "got blamed for mingery";
  1884.     "has used /Me cum";
  1885.     "took a long walk off a short bridge";
  1886.     "choked on cum";
  1887.     "has used /Me punc";
  1888.     "has used /plyban me 0";
  1889.     "stole rations";
  1890.     "posted their IP on raidforums";
  1891.     "got their dome cracked";
  1892.     "cracked their dome";
  1893.     "smoked bad weed";
  1894.     "choked on niggermenu";
  1895.     "dedicated his whole life to hl2rp";
  1896.     "tried to install gentoo";
  1897.     "got doused with napalm";
  1898.     "drank some nape";
  1899.     "used omegle";
  1900.     "uninstalled their antivirus";
  1901.     "got ganked by gooks";
  1902.     "realized they were a furry";
  1903.     "visited nebulous";
  1904.     "didn't subscribe to madbluntz";
  1905.     "used snixzz3";
  1906.     "fell to their death";
  1907.     "played a fenoxo game";
  1908.     "ate shit and died";
  1909.     "voted lefty";
  1910.     "broke their ass";
  1911.     "lived to death";
  1912.     "died to death";
  1913.     "tried to run from a cheater";
  1914.     "double-crossed a madbluntz officer";
  1915.     "told caliber to suck their dick";
  1916.     "used double quotes in a lua table";
  1917.     "turned off aimbot";
  1918.     "didn't update the version number";
  1919.     "got not alive'd really hard";
  1920.     "shot themselves";
  1921.     "played dark souls";
  1922.     "added more lines FUCKING SHIT";
  1923.     "got suffocated by a bullet";
  1924.     "came";
  1925.     "got caught by their parents jerking off to gay porn";
  1926.     "didn't wait until they were 18 to play an M rated game";
  1927.     "drank and drove";
  1928.     "got high in a police station";
  1929.     "forgot what a trash scallop was";
  1930.     "tried to play dark souls";
  1931.     "got facestabbed";
  1932.     "ended up in a million pieces";
  1933.     "tried to 1v1 an estoc user";
  1934.     "almost didn't die";
  1935.     "forgot to turn on email notifs for picarto";
  1936.     "deleted their password";
  1937.     "got their head split";
  1938.     "openly supported communism";
  1939.     "didn't go to school on time";
  1940.     "forgot their dad's birthday";
  1941.     "watched spic and shorty";
  1942.     "tried to leave the shitty shack";
  1943.     "forgot about mack";
  1944.     "emptied their steam wallet";
  1945.     "got mugged to DEATH";
  1946.     "was born in CHINA";
  1947.     "died wtf???????";
  1948.     "got stabbed to death just like john snow";
  1949.     "had a video game spoilt for them";
  1950.     "lost their dad just like tatsur0";
  1951.     "didn't believe in free speech";
  1952.     "sent hate mail to an ip logger pop3 server";
  1953.     "sent angry letters to MY fucking house";
  1954.     "somehow didn't see the giant flashing letters that say 'DO NOT ENTER'";
  1955.     "wrote a line too long for Lua";
  1956.     "tried to work with Microsoft";
  1957.     "got their soul sucked out";
  1958. }
  1959. defcon.Keys = { --only reference, no practical use other than autofill in np++
  1960. "KEY_0", "KEY_1", "KEY_2", "KEY_3", "KEY_4", "KEY_5",
  1961. "KEY_6", "KEY_7", "KEY_8", "KEY_9", "KEY_A", "KEY_B", "KEY_C",
  1962. "KEY_D", "KEY_E", "KEY_F", "KEY_G", "KEY_H", "KEY_I", "KEY_J",
  1963. "KEY_K", "KEY_L", "KEY_M", "KEY_N", "KEY_O", "KEY_P", "KEY_Q",
  1964. "KEY_R", "KEY_S", "KEY_T", "KEY_U", "KEY_V", "KEY_W", "KEY_X",
  1965. "KEY_Y", "KEY_Z", "KEY_PAD_0", "KEY_PAD_1", "KEY_PAD_2", "KEY_PAD_3",
  1966. "KEY_PAD_4", "KEY_PAD_5", "KEY_PAD_6", "KEY_PAD_7", "KEY_PAD_8", "KEY_PAD_9",
  1967. "KEY_PAD_DIVIDE", "KEY_PAD_MULTIPLY", "KEY_PAD_MINUS", "KEY_PAD_PLUS", "KEY_PAD_ENTER",
  1968. "KEY_PAD_DECIMAL", "KEY_LBRACKET", "KEY_RBRACKET", "KEY_SEMICOLON", "KEY_APOSTROPHE",
  1969. "KEY_BACKQUOTE", "KEY_COMMA", "KEY_PERIOD", "KEY_SLASH", "KEY_BACKSLASH", "KEY_MINUS",
  1970. "KEY_EQUAL", "KEY_ENTER", "KEY_SPACE", "KEY_BACKSPACE", "KEY_TAB", "KEY_CAPSLOCK",
  1971. "KEY_NUMLOCK", "KEY_ESCAPE", "KEY_SCROLLLOCK", "KEY_INSERT", "KEY_DELETE", "KEY_HOME",
  1972. "KEY_END", "KEY_PAGEUP", "KEY_PAGEDOWN", "KEY_BREAK", "KEY_LSHIFT", "KEY_RSHIFT",
  1973. "KEY_LALT", "KEY_RALT", "KEY_LCONTROL", "KEY_RCONTROL", "KEY_LWIN", "KEY_RWIN",
  1974. "KEY_APP", "KEY_UP", "KEY_LEFT", "KEY_DOWN", "KEY_RIGHT", "KEY_F1", "KEY_F2",
  1975. "KEY_F3", "KEY_F4", "KEY_F5", "KEY_F6", "KEY_F7", "KEY_F8", "KEY_F9",
  1976. "KEY_F10", "KEY_F11", "KEY_F12", "KEY_CAPSLOCKTOGGLE", "KEY_NUMLOCKTOGGLE",
  1977. "KEY_SCROLLLOCKTOGGLE"
  1978. };
  1979.  
  1980. --checks if the whoever the script calls on is a you or not, and if they're targetable
  1981.  
  1982. local function SafeCheck(v)
  1983.     if v ~=LocalPlayer() and v:Alive() and v:IsValid() and v:GetActiveWeapon():IsValid() and v:Health() >= 1 then
  1984.         return true
  1985.     else
  1986.         return false
  1987.     end
  1988. end
  1989.  
  1990. for k,v in pairs(defcon.Normal) do
  1991.     if defcon.Settings[k] == nil then
  1992.         defcon.Settings = defcon.Normal
  1993.         --resets all the settings in case something fucks up or a setting is invalid (this means don't fucking modify the settings file nigger)
  1994.     end
  1995. end
  1996.  
  1997. --updates the keys and shit, not the client.  that will come later.
  1998.  
  1999. function defcon.Update(x,y,z, ok)
  2000.     if x == "setting" then
  2001.         defcon.Settings[y] = z
  2002.         if ok == true then
  2003.             file.Write("d_settings.txt", util.TableToJSON(defcon.Settings))
  2004.         end
  2005.     elseif x == "entity" then
  2006.         file.Write("d_entities.txt", util.TableToJSON(defcon.Entities))
  2007.     elseif x == "friend" then
  2008.         file.Write("d_whitelist.txt", util.TableToJSON(defcon.Whitelist))
  2009.     end
  2010. end
  2011.  
  2012. --basically just safecheck but only for the player and dead people
  2013.  
  2014. function defcon.ESPCheck(typ, v)
  2015.     if typ == "player" then
  2016.         if v:Alive() && v:Health() >= 1 && v ~= LocalPlayer() /*&& /*LocalPlayer():Alive() &&*/ /*LocalPlayer():Team() ~= TEAM_SPECTATOR*/ then
  2017.             return true
  2018.         end
  2019.     elseif typ == "entity" then
  2020.         if IsValid(v) then
  2021.             return true
  2022.         end
  2023.     end
  2024.     return false
  2025. end
  2026.  
  2027. --removed the slider, but the esp shat out errors if i deleted this part
  2028.  
  2029. function defcon.ESPDistance(typ, v)
  2030.     if typ == "player" then
  2031.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player_dist"] >= 16000 then
  2032.             return true
  2033.         elseif v:GetPos():Distance(LocalPlayer():GetPos()) < (defcon.Settings["esp_player_dist"]) then
  2034.             return true
  2035.         end
  2036.     elseif typ == "entity" then
  2037.         if defcon.Settings["esp_entity_dist"] >= 16000 then
  2038.             return true
  2039.         elseif v:GetPos():Distance(LocalPlayer():GetPos()) < (defcon.Settings["esp_entity_dist"]) then
  2040.             return true
  2041.         end
  2042.     end
  2043.     return false
  2044. end
  2045.  
  2046. --norecoil script, probably doesn't work
  2047.  
  2048. hook.Add("Think", "NoCoil", function()
  2049.     if LocalPlayer() and LocalPlayer():GetActiveWeapon() and LocalPlayer():GetActiveWeapon().Primary and defcon.Settings["aimbot"] then
  2050.         LocalPlayer():GetActiveWeapon().Primary.Recoil = 0
  2051.     end
  2052. end )
  2053.  
  2054. --checks where people are looking
  2055.  
  2056. function defcon.GetShootPos(ent)
  2057.     local eyes = ent:LookupAttachment("eyes");
  2058.     if(eyes ~= 0) then
  2059.         eyes = ent:GetAttachment(eyes);
  2060.         if(eyes and eyes.Pos) then
  2061.             return eyes.Pos, eyes.Ang;
  2062.         end
  2063.     end
  2064. end
  2065.  
  2066. --ingame friends list shit
  2067.  
  2068. defcon.Friends = defcon.Friends or {}
  2069. function defcon.RefreshFriends()
  2070.     for k, v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  2071.         if v:GetFriendStatus() == "friend" then defcon.AddFriend( v ) end
  2072.     end
  2073. end
  2074. concommand.Add("refreshfriends", defcon.RefreshFriends)
  2075. timer.Create( "keepfriendsupdated", 10, 0, defcon.RefreshFriends )
  2076. function defcon.AddFriend( ply )
  2077.     if !ply:IsValid() then return end
  2078.     if table.HasValue( defcon.Friends, ply ) then return end
  2079.     table.insert( defcon.Friends, ply )
  2080.     notification.AddLegacy("Added "..ply:Nick().." to your friends list", NOTIFY_GENERIC, 5)
  2081.     print ( "[Shitcheat] Added "..ply:Nick().." to your friends list")
  2082. end
  2083. function defcon.IsFriend( ply )
  2084.     if !ply or !ply:IsValid() then return false end
  2085.     return table.HasValue( defcon.Friends, ply )
  2086. end
  2087. function defcon.Whitelisted(ent)
  2088.     if defcon.IsFriend then return true
  2089.     else return false end
  2090. end
  2091. hook.Add( "player_spawn", "addsteamfriends", function( data )
  2092.     local id = data.userid
  2093.     local ply =  player.GetByID( id )
  2094.     if !ply:IsValid() then return end
  2095.     if ply:GetFriendStatus() == "friend" and !table.HasValue( defcon.Friends, ply ) then
  2096.         defcon.AddFriend( ply )
  2097.     end
  2098. end )
  2099.  
  2100. --vischeck, used for the aimbot
  2101.  
  2102. function defcon.Visible(ent)
  2103.     local pos = LocalPlayer():GetShootPos()
  2104.     local ang = LocalPlayer():GetAimVector()
  2105.     local trace = {start = LocalPlayer():GetShootPos(), endpos = defcon.GetShootPos(ent), filter = {LocalPlayer(), ent}, mask = 1174421507};
  2106.     local tr = util.TraceLine(trace);
  2107.     return(tr.Fraction == 1);
  2108. end
  2109.  
  2110. --makes it so you don't shoot friends and noclippers and shit
  2111.  
  2112. function defcon.NewAimbotVars(v)
  2113.     if !defcon.Settings["shootsteamfriends"] and defcon.IsFriend(v) then return false end
  2114.     if !defcon.Settings["targetnoclippers"] and v:GetMoveType() == MOVETYPE_NOCLIP or v:GetMoveType() == MOVETYPE_OBSERVER then return false end
  2115.     return true
  2116. end
  2117.  
  2118. --old aimbot check, will probably remove later
  2119.  
  2120. function defcon.CanTarget(v)
  2121.     if v:IsPlayer() then
  2122.         if (defcon.Visible(v) and v:Alive() and (v:Health() > 0) and v:Team() ~= TEAM_SPECTATOR and v:GetMoveType() ~= MOVETYPE_NOCLIP) then
  2123.             if (v ~= LocalPlayer() and LocalPlayer():Alive() and LocalPlayer():Team() ~= TEAM_SPECTATOR) then
  2124.                 if not(defcon.Settings["aimbot_friendly_fire"]) then
  2125.                     if (v:Team() ~= LocalPlayer():Team()) then
  2126.                         return true
  2127.                     end
  2128.                 else
  2129.                     return true
  2130.                 end
  2131.             end
  2132.         end
  2133.     end
  2134.     return false
  2135. end
  2136.  
  2137. --used in the menu, lists all entities so you can add shit
  2138.  
  2139. function defcon.Ents()
  2140.     local t = {}
  2141.     for k,v in pairs(ents.GetAll()) do
  2142.         if IsValid(v) and not(table.HasValue(t, v:GetClass())) then
  2143.             table.insert(t, v:GetClass())
  2144.         end
  2145.     end
  2146.     table.sort(t, function(a,b) return a < b end)
  2147.     return t
  2148. end
  2149.  
  2150. --fonts
  2151.  
  2152. surface.CreateFont("deffont", { --big fuckoff text at the top of each menu
  2153.     font    =   "News Gothic MT",
  2154.     extended = false,
  2155.     weight = 900,
  2156.     blursize = 0,
  2157.     scanlines = 0,
  2158.     antialias = true,
  2159.     underline = false,
  2160.     italic = false,
  2161.     strikeout = false,
  2162.     symbol = false,
  2163.     rotary = false,
  2164.     shadow = false,
  2165.     additive = false,
  2166.     outline = false,
  2167.     size    =   64
  2168. });
  2169.  
  2170. surface.CreateFont("deffontesp1", { --esp text
  2171.     font="TabLarge",
  2172.     size=13,
  2173.     weight=700
  2174. });
  2175. surface.CreateFont("deffontesp2", { --also esp text
  2176.     font="TabLarge",
  2177.     size=10,
  2178.     weight=700
  2179. });
  2180. surface.CreateFont("fuck", { --used for the label shit
  2181.  size = 13,
  2182.  weight = 0,
  2183.  antialias = false,
  2184.  font = "Trebuchet"
  2185. });
  2186.  surface.CreateFont("warnign", { --unused, i should probably remove this.
  2187.  size = 18,
  2188.  weight = 1000,
  2189.  antialias = true,
  2190.  outline = false,
  2191.  font = "times new roman"
  2192.  });
  2193.   surface.CreateFont("trike", { --i think this is for the menu buttons? i can't remember and i'm too lazy to check.
  2194.  size = 13,
  2195.  weight = 0,
  2196.  antialias = false,
  2197.  font = "Trebuchet"
  2198.  });
  2199.    surface.CreateFont("bignig", { --used in the about section (the blue text)
  2200.  size = 18,
  2201.  weight = 1000,
  2202.  antialias = false,
  2203.  font = "Trebuchet"
  2204.  });
  2205.  
  2206. --long vars
  2207.  
  2208. local menu              = defcon.Menu
  2209. local current           = defcon.Current
  2210. local alive             = defcon.Alive
  2211. local normal            = defcon.Normal
  2212. local settings          = defcon.Settings
  2213. local entities          = defcon.Entities
  2214. local whitelist         = defcon.Whitelist
  2215. local phrases           = defcon.Phrases
  2216. local espcheck          = defcon.ESPCheck
  2217. local espdistance       = defcon.ESPDistance
  2218.  
  2219. --adds the menu tabs
  2220.  
  2221. local function AddTab(txt, tab, func)
  2222.     menu.c = menu.c + 1
  2223.     local panel
  2224.     if tab and tab == true then
  2225.         panel = vgui.Create("DPanel", menu.frame);
  2226.         panel:SetPos(120,25);
  2227.         panel:SetSize(376,406);
  2228.         if menu.Current == txt then
  2229.             panel:SetVisible(true)
  2230.         else
  2231.             panel:SetVisible(false)
  2232.         end
  2233.         panel.Paint = function()
  2234.             surface.SetDrawColor( 163, 163, 163, 255 )
  2235.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect( 0, 0, panel:GetWide() - 1, panel:GetTall() - 1)
  2236.             draw.SimpleText(string.upper(txt), "deffont", 5, 0, Color(210, 210, 210, 235), TEXT_ALIGN_LEFT);
  2237.         end
  2238.     end
  2239.     local button = vgui.Create("DButton", menu.buttons);
  2240.     button:SetText(txt);
  2241.     button:SetSize(80, 20);
  2242.     button:SetPos(15, -15+(25*menu.c));
  2243.     button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2244.     button:SetFontInternal('trike')
  2245.     button.Paint = function(self)
  2246.         surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2247.         surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2248.         surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2249.         surface.SetTextColor(color_white)
  2250.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2251.     end
  2252.     button.DoClick = func or (tab and tab == true and function()
  2253.         for k,v in pairs(menu.t) do
  2254.             if v ~= panel then
  2255.                 v:SetVisible(false)
  2256.             end
  2257.         end
  2258.         panel:SetVisible(true)
  2259.         menu.Current = txt
  2260.         surface.PlaySound("UI/buttonrollover.wav");
  2261.     end)
  2262.     return panel, button;
  2263. end
  2264.  
  2265. --secondary shit only used for the about menu (because of the way the old one was set up)
  2266.  
  2267. local function AddTab2(txt, tab, func)
  2268.     menu.c = menu.c + 1
  2269.     local panel
  2270.     if tab and tab == true then
  2271.         panel = vgui.Create("DPanel", menu.frame);
  2272.         panel:SetPos(120,25);
  2273.         panel:SetSize(376,406);
  2274.         panel:SetVerticalScrollbarEnabled(true)
  2275.         if menu.Current == txt then
  2276.             panel:SetVisible(true)
  2277.         else
  2278.             panel:SetVisible(false)
  2279.         end
  2280.         panel.Paint = function()
  2281.             surface.SetDrawColor( 163, 163, 163, 255 )
  2282.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect( 0, 0, panel:GetWide() - 1, panel:GetTall() - 1)
  2283.             draw.SimpleText(string.upper(txt), "deffont", 5, 0, Color(210, 210, 210, 235), TEXT_ALIGN_LEFT);
  2284.         end
  2285.     end
  2286.     local button = vgui.Create("DButton", menu.buttons);
  2287.     button:SetText(txt);
  2288.     button:SetSize(80, 20);
  2289.     button:SetPos(15, 200+(25*menu.c));
  2290.     button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2291.     button:SetFontInternal('trike')
  2292.     button.Paint = function(self)
  2293.         surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2294.         surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2295.         surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2296.         surface.SetTextColor(color_white)
  2297.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2298.     end
  2299.     button.DoClick = func or (tab and tab == true and function()
  2300.         for k,v in pairs(menu.t) do
  2301.             if v ~= panel then
  2302.                 v:SetVisible(false)
  2303.             end
  2304.         end
  2305.         print "http://steamcommunity.com/groups/MadBluntz_Shitcheat"
  2306.         print "http://pastebin.com/u/Caliber_"
  2307.         panel:SetVisible(true)
  2308.         menu.Current = txt
  2309.         surface.PlaySound("UI/buttonrollover.wav");
  2310.     end)
  2311.     return panel, button;
  2312. end
  2313.  
  2314. --derma bullshit + menu niggering
  2315.  
  2316. local function AddFeature(id, parent, typ, name, setting, o1, o2)
  2317.     if not parent then return end
  2318.     if typ == "button" then
  2319.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2320.         label:SetText(name)
  2321.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2322.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2323.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2324.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2325.             button:SetText("enabled")
  2326.         else
  2327.             button:SetText("disabled")
  2328.         end
  2329.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2330.         if not id then
  2331.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2332.         else
  2333.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2334.         end
  2335.         button.DoClick = function()
  2336.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2337.             surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2338.                 button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true)
  2339.             else
  2340.                 button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true)
  2341.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2342.             end
  2343.         end
  2344.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2345.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2346.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2347.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2348.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2349.             surface.SetTextColor(color_white)
  2350.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2351.         end
  2352.         return button,label
  2353.     elseif typ == "slider" then
  2354.         local slider = vgui.Create("DNumSlider", parent)
  2355.         slider:SetPos(5, (45+(id*25)))
  2356.         slider:SetText(name)
  2357.         slider:SetMinMax(o1, o2)
  2358.         slider:SetWide(372.5)
  2359.         slider:SetDecimals( 0 )
  2360.         slider:SetFGColor(255,255,255,255)
  2361.         slider:SetBGColor(255,255,255,255)
  2362.         slider:SetValue(defcon.Settings[setting])
  2363.         slider.OnValueChanged = function(panel, value)
  2364.             local c = tonumber(value)
  2365.             defcon.Update("setting", setting, math.Round(c), true)
  2366.         end
  2367.         return slider;
  2368. end
  2369.  
  2370.     if typ == "label" then
  2371.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2372.         label:SetText(name)
  2373.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2374.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2375.         label:SetFont("warnign")
  2376.         label.Paint = function(self)
  2377.             label:SetTextColor(Color( 51, 122, 204, 255 ))
  2378.             end
  2379.        
  2380.     return label
  2381. end
  2382.         if typ == "label2" then
  2383.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2384.         label:SetText(name)
  2385.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2386.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2387.         label:SetFont("fuck")
  2388.         label.Paint = function(self)
  2389.             label:SetTextColor(Color( 140, 140, 140, 255 ))
  2390.             end
  2391.            
  2392.     return label2
  2393. end
  2394.         if typ == "def" then
  2395.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2396.         label:SetText(name)
  2397.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2398.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2399.         label:SetFont("trike")
  2400.         label.Paint = function(self)
  2401.             label:SetTextColor(Color( 220, 220, 220, 255 ))
  2402.             end
  2403.            
  2404.     return def
  2405. end
  2406.         if typ == "abt" then
  2407.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2408.         label:SetText(name)
  2409.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*12)))
  2410.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2411.         label:SetFont("trike")
  2412.         label.Paint = function(self)
  2413.             label:SetTextColor(Color( 220, 220, 220, 255 ))
  2414.             end
  2415.            
  2416.     return abt
  2417. end
  2418.         if typ == "abt1" then
  2419.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2420.         label:SetText(name)
  2421.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*12)))
  2422.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2423.         label:SetFont("bignig")
  2424.         label.Paint = function(self)
  2425.             label:SetTextColor(Color( 51, 122, 204, 255 ))
  2426.             end
  2427.            
  2428.     return abt1
  2429. end
  2430.         if typ == "abt0" then
  2431.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2432.         label:SetText(name)
  2433.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*12)))
  2434.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2435.         label:SetFont("trike")
  2436.         label.Paint = function(self)
  2437.             label:SetTextColor(Color( 140, 140, 140, 255 ))
  2438.             end
  2439.            
  2440.     return abt0
  2441. end
  2442.     if not parent then return end
  2443.     if typ == "canser" then
  2444.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2445.         label:SetText(name)
  2446.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2447.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2448.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2449.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2450.             button:SetText("enabled")
  2451.         else
  2452.             button:SetText("disabled")
  2453.         end
  2454.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2455.         if not id then
  2456.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2457.         else
  2458.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2459.         end
  2460.         button.DoClick = function()
  2461.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2462.                 button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand "SH_toggle"
  2463.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2464.             else
  2465.                 button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand "SH_toggle"
  2466.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2467.             end
  2468.         end
  2469.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2470.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2471.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2472.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2473.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2474.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2475.     end
  2476.     end
  2477.     if not parent then return end
  2478.     if typ == "landsernigger" then
  2479.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2480.         label:SetText(name)
  2481.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2482.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2483.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2484.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2485.             button:SetText("search")
  2486.         else
  2487.             button:SetText("search")
  2488.         end
  2489.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2490.         if not id then
  2491.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2492.         else
  2493.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2494.         end
  2495.         button.DoClick = function()
  2496.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2497.                 button:SetText("search"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand "pickupinradius"
  2498.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2499.             else
  2500.                 button:SetText("search"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand "pickupinradius"
  2501.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2502.             end
  2503.         end
  2504.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2505.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2506.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2507.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2508.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2509.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2510.     end
  2511.     end
  2512.         if not parent then return end
  2513.     if typ == "landsernigger6" then
  2514.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2515.         label:SetText(name)
  2516.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2517.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2518.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2519.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2520.             button:SetText("enabled")
  2521.         else
  2522.             button:SetText("disabled")
  2523.         end
  2524.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2525.         if not id then
  2526.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2527.         else
  2528.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2529.         end
  2530.         button.DoClick = function()
  2531.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2532.                 button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.chams", "0")
  2533.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2534.             else
  2535.                 button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.chams", "1")
  2536.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2537.             end
  2538.         end
  2539.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2540.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2541.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2542.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2543.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2544.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2545.     end
  2546.     end
  2547.     if not parent then return end
  2548.     if typ == "landsernigger3" then
  2549.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2550.         label:SetText(name)
  2551.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2552.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2553.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2554.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2555.             button:SetText("enabled")
  2556.         else
  2557.             button:SetText("disabled")
  2558.         end
  2559.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2560.         if not id then
  2561.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2562.         else
  2563.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2564.         end
  2565.         button.DoClick = function()
  2566.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2567.                 button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.boxESP", "0")
  2568.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2569.             else
  2570.                 button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.boxESP", "1")
  2571.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2572.             end
  2573.         end
  2574.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2575.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2576.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2577.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2578.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2579.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2580.     end
  2581.     end
  2582.             if not parent then return end
  2583.     if typ == "landsernigger4" then
  2584.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2585.         label:SetText(name)
  2586.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2587.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2588.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2589.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2590.             button:SetText("enabled")
  2591.         else
  2592.             button:SetText("disabled")
  2593.         end
  2594.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2595.         if not id then
  2596.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2597.         else
  2598.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2599.         end
  2600.         button.DoClick = function()
  2601.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2602.                 button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.propchams", "0")
  2603.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2604.             else
  2605.                 button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.propchams", "1")
  2606.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2607.             end
  2608.         end
  2609.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2610.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2611.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2612.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2613.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2614.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2615.     end
  2616.     end
  2617.                 if not parent then return end
  2618.     if typ == "landsernigger5" then
  2619.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2620.         label:SetText(name)
  2621.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2622.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2623.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2624.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2625.             button:SetText("enabled")
  2626.         else
  2627.             button:SetText("disabled")
  2628.         end
  2629.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2630.         if not id then
  2631.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2632.         else
  2633.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2634.         end
  2635.         button.DoClick = function()
  2636.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2637.                 button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.radiochams", "0")
  2638.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2639.             else
  2640.                 button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("defcon.radiochams", "1")
  2641.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2642.             end
  2643.         end
  2644.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2645.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2646.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2647.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2648.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2649.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2650.     end
  2651.     end
  2652.     if not parent then return end
  2653.     if typ == "landsernigger2" then
  2654.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2655.         label:SetText(name)
  2656.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2657.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2658.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2659.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2660.             button:SetText("dupe")
  2661.         else
  2662.             button:SetText("dupe")
  2663.         end
  2664.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2665.         if not id then
  2666.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2667.         else
  2668.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2669.         end
  2670.         button.DoClick = function()
  2671.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2672.                 button:SetText("dupe"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand "dupeinradius"
  2673.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2674.             else
  2675.                 button:SetText("dupe"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand "dupeinradius"
  2676.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2677.             end
  2678.         end
  2679.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2680.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2681.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2682.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2683.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2684.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2685.     end
  2686.     end
  2687. if not parent then return end
  2688.     if typ == "bielodesphgay" then
  2689.         local label = vgui.Create("DLabel", parent)
  2690.         label:SetText(name)
  2691.         label:SetPos(5,(55+(id*25)))
  2692.         label:SizeToContents(false)
  2693.         local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2694.         if defcon.Settings[setting] == true then
  2695.             button:SetText("enabled")
  2696.         else
  2697.             button:SetText("disabled")
  2698.         end
  2699.         button:SetSize(80,20)
  2700.         if not id then
  2701.             button:SetPos(285,45)
  2702.         else
  2703.             button:SetPos(285,(55+(id*25)))
  2704.         end
  2705.         button.DoClick = function()
  2706.             if button:GetText() == "enabled" then
  2707.                 button:SetText("disabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, false, true); RunConsoleCommand ("entitychams", "0")
  2708.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2709.             else
  2710.                 button:SetText("enabled"); defcon.Update("setting", setting, true, true); RunConsoleCommand ("entitychams", "1")
  2711.                 surface.PlaySound("HL1/fvox/_comma.wav");
  2712.             end
  2713.         end
  2714.         button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2715.         button.Paint = function(self)
  2716.             surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2717.             surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2718.             surface.SetDrawColor(0,0,0,0)
  2719.             surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2720.     end
  2721.     end
  2722. end
  2723.  
  2724. --buttons
  2725.  
  2726. local function AddButton(parent, text, posx, posy, func)
  2727.     local button = vgui.Create("DButton", parent)
  2728.     button:SetText(text)
  2729.     button:SetSize(80,20)
  2730.     button:SetPos(posx,posy)
  2731.     button:SetTextColor(color_white)
  2732.     button.DoClick = func or function() end
  2733.     button.Paint = function(self)
  2734.         surface.SetDrawColor(100,100,100,220)
  2735.         surface.DrawRect(0, 0,self:GetSize())
  2736.         surface.SetDrawColor(163,163,163,0)
  2737.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,self:GetSize())
  2738.     end
  2739.     return button
  2740. end
  2741.  
  2742. --actually draw the menu thanks
  2743.  
  2744. local function DrawMenu()
  2745.     if(menu.frame) then menu.frame:Remove(); menu.frame = nil; end
  2746.    
  2747.     menu.c = 0
  2748.    
  2749.     menu.frame = vgui.Create("DFrame");
  2750.     menu.frame:SetPos(ScrW()/2-184, ScrH()/2-155);
  2751.     menu.frame:SetSize(500, 435);
  2752.     menu.frame:SetFontInternal('trike')
  2753.     menu.frame:SetTitle("Shitcheat ".. vnum .." :: ".. (table.Random(table.Random(defcon.Phrasesall))  ));
  2754.     menu.frame.Paint = function()
  2755.         surface.SetDrawColor(50,50,50,200)
  2756.         surface.DrawRect(0, 0,menu.frame:GetWide(),menu.frame:GetTall())
  2757.         surface.SetDrawColor(255, 255, 255,0)
  2758.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,menu.frame:GetWide(),menu.frame:GetTall())
  2759.     end
  2760.     menu.frame:SetVisible(true);
  2761.     menu.frame:SetDraggable(true);
  2762.     menu.frame:SetSizable(false);
  2763.     menu.frame:ShowCloseButton(false);
  2764.     menu.frame:SetBackgroundBlur(true)
  2765.     menu.frame:MakePopup();
  2766.    
  2767.     menu.close = vgui.Create("DButton", menu.frame)
  2768.     menu.close:SetFont('marlett')
  2769.     menu.close:SetText('r')
  2770.     menu.close:SetColor(Color(255, 255, 255, 255))
  2771.     menu.close:SetSize(15, 15)
  2772.     menu.close:SetDrawBackground(false)
  2773.     menu.close:SetPos(menu.frame:GetWide() - 20, 5)
  2774.     menu.close.DoClick = function()
  2775.         menu.frame:Remove(); menu.frame = nil;
  2776.     end
  2777.  
  2778.     menu.buttons = vgui.Create("DPanel",menu.frame)
  2779.     menu.buttons:SetPos(5, 25)
  2780.     menu.buttons:SetSize(111,406)
  2781.     menu.buttons:SetVisible(true)
  2782.     menu.buttons.Paint = function()
  2783.         surface.SetDrawColor(163,163,163,255)
  2784.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,365,110,40)
  2785.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect(0,0,110,359)
  2786.  
  2787.     end
  2788.  
  2789.     menu.t.def = vgui.Create("DPanel", menu.frame);
  2790.     menu.t.def:SetPos(120,25);
  2791.     menu.t.def:SetSize(376,406);
  2792.     if menu.Current ~= nil then menu.t.def:SetVisible(false) end
  2793.     menu.t.def.Paint = function()
  2794.         surface.SetDrawColor( 163, 163, 163, 255 )
  2795.         surface.DrawOutlinedRect( 0, 0, menu.t.def:GetWide() - 1, menu.t.def:GetTall() - 1)
  2796.     end
  2797.    
  2798.     menu.t.a, menu.b.a      = AddTab("Aimbot",      true)
  2799.     menu.t.p, menu.b.p      = AddTab("Player ESP",  true)
  2800.     menu.t.e, menu.b.e      = AddTab("Entity ESP",  true)
  2801.     menu.t.m, menu.b.m      = AddTab("Misc.",       true)
  2802.     menu.t.c, menu.b.c      = AddTab("Chat Spam",   true)
  2803.     menu.t.f, menu.b.f      = AddTab("Freecam",     true)
  2804.     menu.t.b, menu.b.b      = AddTab2("About",      true)
  2805.     --id, parent , the type, the text , setting
  2806.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.a, "button", "", "aimbot")
  2807.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.a, "def", "Enabled")
  2808.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.a, "button", "", "triggerbot")
  2809.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.a, "def", "Triggerbot")
  2810.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.a, "button", "", "aimbot_friendly_fire")
  2811.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.a, "def", "Target Teammates")
  2812.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.a, "button", "", "vischeck")
  2813.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.a, "def", "Visibility Check")
  2814.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.a, "button", "", "shootsteamfriends")
  2815.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.a, "def", "Target Steam Friends")
  2816.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.a, "button", "", "targetnoclippers")
  2817.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.a, "def", "Target Noclippers")
  2818.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.a, "slider", "", "aimbot_fov", 0, 180)
  2819.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.a, "def", "Aimbot Radius")
  2820.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.a, "button", "", "autosnap")
  2821.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.a, "def", "Automatic Aimbot")
  2822.     AddFeature(9, menu.t.a, "button", "", "autoshoot")
  2823.     AddFeature(9, menu.t.a, "def", "Automatic Triggerbot")
  2824.     AddFeature(11, menu.t.a, "label2", "The aimbot key is F by default                                                                                                          ")
  2825.    
  2826.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.p, "button", "", "esp_player")
  2827.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.p, "def", "Enabled")
  2828.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.p, "button", "", "esp_player_name")
  2829.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.p, "def", "Show Name")
  2830.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.p, "button", "", "esp_player_rank")
  2831.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.p, "def", "Show Rank")
  2832.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.p, "button", "", "esp_player_health")
  2833.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.p, "def", "Show Health")
  2834.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.p, "button", "", "esp_player_armor")
  2835.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.p, "def", "Show Armor")
  2836.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.p, "button", "", "esp_player_showdist")
  2837.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.p, "def", "Show Distance")
  2838.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.p, "button", "", "esp_player_glow")
  2839.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.p, "def", "Draw Glow Halo")
  2840.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.p, "button", "", "lasereyes")
  2841.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.p, "def", "Laser Eyes")
  2842.     AddFeature(9,menu.t.p, "landsernigger3", "", "defcon.boxESP")
  2843.     AddFeature(9,menu.t.p, "def", "Draw Collision boxes")
  2844.     AddFeature(10,menu.t.p, "landsernigger6", "", "defcon.chams")
  2845.     AddFeature(10,menu.t.p, "def", "Player Chams")
  2846.     AddFeature(11,menu.t.p, "button", "", "tracelines")
  2847.     AddFeature(11,menu.t.p, "def", "Tracelines from your crosshair to players")
  2848.    
  2849.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.e, "button", "", "esp_entity")
  2850.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.e, "def", "Entity Finder")
  2851.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.e, "landsernigger4", "", "defcon.propchams")
  2852.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.e, "def", "Physics Prop Chams")
  2853.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.e, "bielodesphgay", "", "entitychams")
  2854.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.e, "def", "Entity Chams")
  2855.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.e, "button", "", "espname")
  2856.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.e, "def", "Draw item names instead of classes [Clockwork only]")
  2857.    
  2858.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.m, "button", "", "flashlight_spam")
  2859.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.m, "def", "Flashlight Spam [hold leftarrow]")
  2860.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.m, "button", "", "bhop_bhop")
  2861.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.m, "def", "Bunny Hopping [hold space]")
  2862.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.m, "button", "", "crosshair")
  2863.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.m, "def", "Client Side Crosshair")
  2864.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.m, "button", "", "velocity")
  2865.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.m, "def", "Big Velocity Meter")
  2866.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.m, "button", "", "autoacd")
  2867.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.m, "def", "Automatic ACD for HL2RP [may not work]")
  2868.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.m, "button", "", "autoclick")
  2869.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.m, "def", "Autoclick Mouse Buttons")
  2870.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.m, "slider", "", "FOVslider", 0, 360)
  2871.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.m, "def", "Player FOV")
  2872.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.m, "button", "", "autoclick")
  2873.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.m, "def", "Autoclick Mouse Buttons")
  2874.     AddFeature(9, menu.t.m, "button", "","antiaim")
  2875.     AddFeature(9, menu.t.m, "def", "Anti-aim")
  2876.     AddFeature(10, menu.t.m, "label2", "Console coammand: pickupinradius                                                                                                          ")
  2877.     AddFeature(11, menu.t.m, "landsernigger2", "", "dupeinradius")
  2878.     AddFeature(11, menu.t.m, "def", "Duplicate items in radius [Clockwork only]")
  2879.     AddFeature(12, menu.t.m, "label2", "Console command: dupeinradius                                                                                                          ")
  2880.  
  2881.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.c, "button", "", "chatspam1")
  2882.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.c, "def", "Random Messages")
  2883.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.c, "button", "", "chatspam2")
  2884.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.c, "def", "HL2RP VC Messages")
  2885.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.c, "button", "", "chatspam3")
  2886.     AddFeature(3, menu.t.c, "def", "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW")
  2887.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.c, "button", "", "chatspam4")
  2888.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.c, "def", "Menu Display Messages")
  2889.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.c, "button", "", "superspam")
  2890.     AddFeature(5, menu.t.c, "def", "Procedurally Generated Spam")
  2891.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.c, "button", "", "madspam")
  2892.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.c, "def", "FULL CAPS Procgen Spam")
  2893.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.c, "button", "", "badminspam")
  2894.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.c, "def", "Admin Insulter")
  2895.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.c, "button", "", "autispam")
  2896.     AddFeature(8, menu.t.c, "def", "CS:GO Russian Gibberish")
  2897.     AddFeature(9, menu.t.c, "button", "", "adspam")
  2898.     AddFeature(9, menu.t.c, "def", "Cheat Promotion Spam")
  2899.     AddFeature(10, menu.t.c, "button", "", "obnoxiousspam")
  2900.     AddFeature(10, menu.t.c, "def", "Obnoxious Questions")
  2901.     AddFeature(11, menu.t.c, "button", "", "OOCspam")
  2902.     AddFeature(11, menu.t.c, "def", "OOC spam toggle")
  2903.    
  2904.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.f, "canser", "", "cl_noclip")
  2905.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.f, "def", "New Freecam")
  2906.     AddFeature(11, menu.t.f, "label", "NOTICE: entities may not appear when using freecam                                                                                                          ")
  2907.    
  2908.     AddFeature(0, menu.t.b, "abt", "Shitcheat version: " .. vnum)
  2909.     AddFeature(1, menu.t.b, "abt", "Release date: 10/18/2017")
  2910.     AddFeature(2, menu.t.b, "abt", "Made by Caliber @ Madbluntz.rs / Shitcheat.me")
  2911.     AddFeature(4, menu.t.b, "abt1", "LINKS [PRINTED TO THE CONSOLE]                                                                                                          ")
  2912.     AddFeature(6, menu.t.b, "abt", "Steam group: steamcommunity.com/groups/MadBluntz_Shitcheat")
  2913.     AddFeature(7, menu.t.b, "abt", "Pastebin (for cheat updates): pastebin.com/u/Caliber_")
  2914.     AddFeature(9, menu.t.b, "abt1", "CONSOLE COMMANDS                                                                                                          ")
  2915.     AddFeature(11, menu.t.b, "abt", "ass_insult, ass_insult2, ass_insult3, ass_insult4")
  2916.     AddFeature(12, menu.t.b, "abt0", "Generate a single procgen chat spam message")
  2917.     AddFeature(13, menu.t.b, "abt", "cw_insult, cw_insult2, cw_insult3, cw_insult4")
  2918.     AddFeature(14, menu.t.b, "abt0", "Generate a single procgen chat spam message for clockwork")
  2919.     AddFeature(15, menu.t.b, "abt", "sh_toggle")
  2920.     AddFeature(16, menu.t.b, "abt0", "Toggles the freecam")
  2921.     AddFeature(17, menu.t.b, "abt", "refreshfriends")
  2922.     AddFeature(18, menu.t.b, "abt0", "Forces the friend script to add or remove friends if it hasn't already")
  2923.     AddFeature(20, menu.t.b, "abt1", "CHANGELOG FOR THIS VERSION                                                                                                          ")
  2924.     AddFeature(22, menu.t.b, "abt", "- Added automatic aimbot & triggerbot by popular request")
  2925.     AddFeature(23, menu.t.b, "abt", "- Redid the anti-aim because it was dogshit")
  2926.     AddFeature(24, menu.t.b, "abt", "- Made it so you don't have to hold down F for the triggerbot to work")
  2927.     AddFeature(25, menu.t.b, "abt", "- Made the anti-aim more spastic (it was static)")
  2928.    
  2929.     local elist
  2930.     local elist2
  2931.     local elistc
  2932.     local elistc2
  2933.     local function makeelist()
  2934.         elist = vgui.Create("DComboBox", menu.t.e)
  2935.         elist:SetPos(10,menu.t.e:GetTall()-43)
  2936.         elist:SetSize(130,20)
  2937.         for k,v in pairs(defcon.Ents()) do
  2938.             if not(defcon.Entities[v]) then
  2939.                 local i = elist:AddChoice(v)
  2940.             end
  2941.         end
  2942.         elist.OnSelect = function(index,value,data)
  2943.             print(data)
  2944.             elist2 = data
  2945.         end
  2946.     end
  2947.     local function makeelistc()
  2948.         elistc = vgui.Create("DComboBox", menu.t.e)
  2949.         elistc:SetPos(235, menu.t.e:GetTall()-43)
  2950.         elistc:SetSize(130,20)
  2951.         for k,v in pairs(defcon.Entities) do
  2952.             local i = elistc:AddChoice(v)
  2953.         end
  2954.         elistc.OnSelect = function(index,value,data)
  2955.             elistc2 = data
  2956.         end
  2957.     end
  2958.     makeelist()
  2959.     makeelistc()
  2960.     AddButton(menu.t.e, "Add Entity", 35, menu.t.e:GetTall()-23, function()
  2961.         if(elist2) then
  2962.             for k,v in pairs(defcon.Ents()) do
  2963.                 if (v == elist2) then
  2964.                     print(v)
  2965.                     table.insert(defcon.Entities, v)
  2966.                     defcon.Update("entity")
  2967.                 end
  2968.             end
  2969.         end
  2970.         makeelist()
  2971.         makeelistc()
  2972.     end)
  2973.     AddButton(menu.t.e, "Remove Entity", 260, menu.t.e:GetTall()-23, function()
  2974.         if(elistc2) then
  2975.             for k,v in pairs(defcon.Entities) do
  2976.                 if (v == elistc2) then
  2977.                     defcon.Entities[k] = nil;
  2978.                     defcon.Update("entity")
  2979.                 end
  2980.             end
  2981.         end
  2982.         makeelist()
  2983.         makeelistc()
  2984.     end)
  2985.     local flist
  2986.     local flist2
  2987.     local flistc
  2988.     local flistc2
  2989.     local function makeflist()
  2990.         flist = vgui.Create("DComboBox", menu.t.a)
  2991.         flist:SetPos(10,menu.t.a:GetTall()-43)
  2992.         flist:SetSize(130,20)
  2993.         for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  2994.             if v ~= LocalPlayer() then
  2995.                 if not(defcon.Whitelist[v:SteamID()]) then
  2996.                     local i = flist:AddChoice(v:Nick())
  2997.                 end
  2998.             end
  2999.         end
  3000.         flist.OnSelect = function(index,value,data)
  3001.             print(data)
  3002.             elist2 = data
  3003.         end
  3004.     end
  3005.  
  3006. end
  3007.  
  3008. --panic mode for servers with serverguard or cac or whatever
  3009.  
  3010. _G.render.Capture = function( data, func )
  3011.  
  3012.     if ( data.format == "jpeg" ) then
  3013.         RunConsoleCommand("panicmode", "1"); surface.PlaySound("vo/NovaProspekt/eli_foundme02.wav");
  3014.         print ("[Shitcheat] Someone tried to screencap you using serverguard! all visible elements have been disabled.")
  3015.         print ("[Shitcheat] To re-enable them, type 'panicmode 0' into the console.")
  3016.     elseif ( data.format == "png" ) then
  3017.         RunConsoleCommand("panicmode", "1"); surface.PlaySound("vo/NovaProspekt/eli_foundme02.wav");
  3018.         print ("[Shitcheat] Someone tried to screencap you using serverguard! all visible elements have been disabled.")
  3019.         print ("[Shitcheat] To re-enable them, type 'panicmode 0' into the console.")
  3020.     else
  3021.         RunConsoleCommand("panicmode", "1"); surface.PlaySound("vo/NovaProspekt/eli_foundme02.wav");
  3022.         print ("[Shitcheat] Someone tried to screencap you using serverguard! all visible elements have been disabled.")
  3023.         print ("[Shitcheat] To re-enable them, type 'panicmode 0' into the console.")
  3024.     end
  3025. end
  3026.  
  3027. --clientside noclip / freecam
  3028.  
  3029. local SH = {}
  3030. SH.Enabled = false
  3031. SH.ViewOrigin = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
  3032. SH.ViewAngle = Angle( 0, 0, 0 )
  3033. SH.Velocity = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
  3034. function SH.CalcView( ply, origin, angles, fov, p, o, a, f )
  3035.     if ( !SH.Enabled ) then return end
  3036.     if ( SH.SetView ) then
  3037.         SH.ViewOrigin = origin
  3038.         SH.ViewAngle = angles
  3039.        
  3040.         SH.SetView = false
  3041.     end
  3042.     return { origin = SH.ViewOrigin, angles = SH.ViewAngle }
  3043. end
  3044. hook.Add( "CalcView", "niggerwalk", SH.CalcView )
  3045. function SH.CreateMove( cmd, ply, origin, angles, fov, p, o, a, f )
  3046.     if ( !SH.Enabled ) then return end
  3047.    
  3048.     local time = FrameTime()
  3049.     SH.ViewOrigin = SH.ViewOrigin + ( SH.Velocity * time)
  3050.     SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity * 0.95
  3051.    
  3052.     local sensitivity = 0.022
  3053.     SH.ViewAngle.p = math.Clamp( SH.ViewAngle.p + ( cmd:GetMouseY() * sensitivity ), -89, 89 )
  3054.     SH.ViewAngle.y = SH.ViewAngle.y + ( cmd:GetMouseX() * -1 * sensitivity )
  3055.    
  3056.     local nig = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
  3057.     local add = Vector( 0, 0, 0 )
  3058.     local ang = SH.ViewAngle
  3059.     if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_FORWARD ) ) then add = add + ang:Forward() end
  3060.     if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_BACK ) ) then add = add - ang:Forward() end
  3061.     if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVERIGHT ) ) then add = add + ang:Right() end
  3062.     if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_MOVELEFT ) ) then add = add - ang:Right() end
  3063.     if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_JUMP ) ) then add = add + ang:Up() end
  3064.     if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_DUCK ) ) then add = add - ang:Up() end
  3065.    
  3066.     add = add:GetNormal() * time * 500
  3067.     if ( cmd:KeyDown( IN_SPEED ) ) then add = add * 2 end
  3068.    
  3069.     SH.Velocity = SH.Velocity + add
  3070.    
  3071.     if ( SH.LockView == true ) then
  3072.         SH.LockView = cmd:GetViewAngles()
  3073.     end
  3074.     if ( SH.LockView ) then
  3075.         cmd:SetViewAngles( SH.LockView )
  3076.     end
  3077.    
  3078.     cmd:SetForwardMove( 0 )
  3079.     cmd:SetSideMove( 0 )
  3080.     cmd:SetUpMove( 0 )
  3081. end
  3082. hook.Add( "CreateMove", "niggerwalk", SH.CreateMove )
  3083. function SH.Toggle()
  3084.     SH.Enabled = !SH.Enabled
  3085.     SH.LockView = SH.Enabled
  3086.     SH.SetView = true
  3087.    
  3088.     local status = { [ true ] = "enabled", [ false ] = "disabled" }
  3089. end
  3090. concommand.Add( "SH_toggle", SH.Toggle )
  3091. concommand.Add( "SH_pos", function() print( SH.ViewOrigin ) end )
  3092.    
  3093. --best esp
  3094.  
  3095. hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "ItemPos", function() --seperate hook so the other one disables when this one turns on
  3096.                 if defcon.Settings["espname"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3097.         for k, v in pairs (ents.GetAll()) do
  3098.                     if (v:GetClass() == "cw_item") then
  3099.                         if (v:IsValid()) then
  3100.                             local cwEntity = Clockwork.entity;
  3101.                             local ESP2 = ( v:GetPos() ):ToScreen();
  3102.                             local itemTable = cwEntity:FetchItemTable(v);
  3103.  
  3104.                             if (itemTable) then
  3105.                                 local itemName = itemTable("name");
  3106.                                 local color = Color(0, 255, 255, 255);
  3107.                                 draw.SimpleTextOutlined( itemName, "deffontesp1", ESP2.x, ESP2.y -46, Color(255,0,0,255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255) );
  3108.                             end
  3109.                         end
  3110.                     end
  3111.                 end
  3112.             end
  3113. end )
  3114. hook.Add("HUDPaint", "catHUD", function()
  3115.     if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 or defcon.Settings["esp_entity"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3116.         for k,v in pairs(ents.GetAll()) do
  3117.             if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] && v:IsPlayer() and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3118.                 if(espcheck("player", v) and espdistance("player", v) and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 )then
  3119.                     local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3120.                     local name,health,rank,col,distance = "","","","",""
  3121.                     local outcol = Color(0,0,0,255)
  3122.                     local white = Color(255,255,255,255)
  3123.                     local outcol2 = outcol
  3124.                     if defcon.Settings["esp_player_name"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3125.                         if v.GetRPName then name = v:GetRPName()
  3126.                         else name = v:Nick() end
  3127.                     end
  3128.                     if v:Nick() ~= name then rank = " "..v:Nick() end
  3129.                     if v.SteamName and name ~= v:SteamName() then rank = " "..v:SteamName() end
  3130.                     if defcon.Settings["esp_player_rank"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3131.                         if v:IsSuperAdmin() then
  3132.                             rank = "[Super Admin]"..rank
  3133.                         elseif v:IsAdmin() then
  3134.                             rank = "[Admin]"..rank
  3135.                         elseif v:IsUserGroup("moderator") or v:IsUserGroup("mod") then
  3136.                             rank = "[Moderator]"..rank
  3137.                         elseif v:IsUserGroup("vip") or v:IsUserGroup("donator") then
  3138.                             rank = "[Donator]"..rank
  3139.                         end
  3140.                     end
  3141.                     if defcon.Settings["esp_player_health"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 and not(defcon.Settings["esp_player_armor"]) then
  3142.                         health = v:Health().."H"
  3143.                     elseif defcon.Settings["esp_player_armor"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 and not(defcon.Settings["esp_player_health"]) then
  3144.                         health = v:Armor().."A"
  3145.                     elseif defcon.Settings["esp_player_armor"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 and defcon.Settings["esp_player_health"] then
  3146.                         health = v:Health().. "H - "..v:Armor().."A"
  3147.                     end
  3148.                     if defcon.Settings["esp_player_showdist"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3149.                         distance = v:GetPos():Distance(LocalPlayer():GetPos())
  3150.                         distance = math.Round(distance).." m"
  3151.                     end
  3152.                     col = team.GetColor(v:Team())
  3153.                     if(col.r <= 50 and col.g <= 50 and col.b <= 50) then
  3154.                         outcol2 = Color(200,200,200,255)
  3155.                     end
  3156.                     if col.a <= 50 then
  3157.                         col = Color(col.r,col.g,col.b, 255)
  3158.                     end
  3159.                     draw.SimpleTextOutlined(rank, "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y -46, col, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, outcol2)
  3160.                     draw.SimpleTextOutlined(name, "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 34, col, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, outcol2)
  3161.                     if health ~= "" then
  3162.                         draw.SimpleTextOutlined(health, "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y -22, white, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, outcol)
  3163.                         draw.SimpleTextOutlined(distance, "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y - 10, white, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, outcol)
  3164.                     else
  3165.                         draw.SimpleTextOutlined(distance, "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y - 22, white, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, outcol)
  3166.                     end
  3167.                     if defcon.Settings["esp_player_glow"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3168.                         halo.Add({v}, col, 2, 2, 1, true, true)
  3169.                     end
  3170.                 end
  3171.             end
  3172.            
  3173.             if (defcon.Settings["esp_entity"] and !defcon.Settings["espname"] and espcheck("entity", v) and espdistance("entity", v) and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0)then
  3174.                 if table.HasValue(defcon.Entities, v:GetClass()) then
  3175.                     local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3176.                     draw.SimpleTextOutlined(v:GetClass(), "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 46, Color(255,0,0,255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3177.                 end
  3178.             end
  3179.         end
  3180.     end
  3181.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3182.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3183.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3184.         if v:GetFriendStatus() == "friend" then
  3185.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[FRIEND]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 70, Color(23,170,9,255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3186.         end
  3187.         end
  3188.         end
  3189.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3190.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3191.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3192.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561198146840693" ) then
  3193.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3194.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[SC DEV]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(51, 122, 204, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3195.         end
  3196.         end
  3197.         end
  3198.         end
  3199.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3200.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3201.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3202.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561198026385835" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198050810667" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198271773408" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198048995964" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198046620590" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198146749278" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198142856184" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198055454218" or v:SteamID64() == "76561197991583369" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198070132294" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198082957678" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198392748958") then
  3203.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3204.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[MADBLUNTZ MEMBER]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(26, 165, 8, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3205.         end
  3206.         end
  3207.         end
  3208.         end
  3209.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3210.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3211.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3212.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561198219853479" ) then
  3213.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3214.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[MADBLUNTZ FOUNDER]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(21, 114, 26, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3215.         end
  3216.         end
  3217.         end
  3218.         end
  3219.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3220.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3221.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3222.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561197979799402" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198057938896" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198068066014" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198020014978" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198094023474" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198034251321" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198027438244" ) then
  3223.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3224.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[KNOWN MINGE]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(90, 33, 160, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3225.         end
  3226.         end
  3227.         end
  3228.         end
  3229.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3230.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3231.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3232.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561198098287399" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198180168115" ) then
  3233.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3234.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[CHILD ERPER]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(167, 0, 173, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3235.         end
  3236.         end
  3237.         end
  3238.         end
  3239.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3240.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3241.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3242.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561198084376974" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198271359743" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198240529674" ) then
  3243.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3244.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[ERPER]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(167, 0, 173, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3245.         end
  3246.         end
  3247.         end
  3248.         end
  3249.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3250.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3251.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3252.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561197980986576" or v:SteamID64() == "76561197989098097" or v:SteamID64() == "76561197970795718" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198089359917" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198142088965" ) then
  3253.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3254.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[FAKE MINGE / TRAITOR]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(186, 39, 39, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3255.         end
  3256.         end
  3257.         end
  3258.         end
  3259.         if defcon.Settings["esp_player"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3260.         for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3261.         local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3262.         if (v:SteamID64() == "76561198121756693" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198267636721" or v:SteamID64() == "76561198050520278" ) then
  3263.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3264.         draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "[SVENSIS DEV]", "deffontesp1", ESP.x, ESP.y - 58, Color(191, 130, 51, 255), TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255))
  3265.         end
  3266.         end
  3267.         end
  3268.         end
  3269.                     for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3270.                             if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3271.                             if( v == LocalPlayer() ) then continue; end
  3272.                             local ESP = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3273.                             local hpos = v:GetPos();
  3274.                             local dist = hpos:Distance( LocalPlayer():GetPos() );
  3275.                             local m = dist / 39.36;
  3276. --github.com/CloudSixteen/Clockwork
  3277.     if( dist <= math.min( Clockwork.config:Get( "talk_radius" ):Get() / 3, 80 ) ) and( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" ) and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3278.             draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "Whisper Range", "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y +2, white, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255) );
  3279.         elseif( dist <= Clockwork.config:Get( "talk_radius" ):Get() ) and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3280.             draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "Talk Range", "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y +2, white, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255) );
  3281.         elseif( dist <= Clockwork.config:Get( "talk_radius" ):Get() * 2 ) and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3282.             draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "Yell Range", "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y +2, white, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255) );
  3283.         else
  3284.             draw.SimpleTextOutlined( "Out of text Range", "deffontesp2", ESP.x, ESP.y +2, white, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, TEXT_ALIGN_CENTER, 1, Color(0,0,0,255) );
  3285. end
  3286. end
  3287. end
  3288. end)
  3289.  
  3290. --aimbot, triggerbot, flashlight spam, other shit
  3291.  
  3292. hook.Add("Think", "catBOT", function(ucmd, origin, angles, calcview, fov, p, o, a, f, aaaaa )
  3293.     if(input.IsKeyDown(KEY_TAB) && input.IsKeyDown(KEY_Q) && !menu.frame)then
  3294.         DrawMenu()
  3295.     elseif(menu.frame && input.IsKeyDown(KEY_BACKSPACE))then
  3296.         menu.frame:Remove();menu.frame = nil
  3297.     end
  3298.     if defcon.Settings["flashlight_spam"] and input.IsKeyDown(KEY_LEFT) then
  3299.         RunConsoleCommand("impulse", "100")
  3300.     end
  3301.     if(defcon.Settings["triggerbot"] && input.IsMouseDown(MOUSE_MIDDLE)) or defcon.Settings["autoshoot"] then
  3302.     for k,v in pairs (player.GetAll()) do
  3303.         local pos = LocalPlayer():GetShootPos()
  3304.         local ang = LocalPlayer():GetAimVector()
  3305.         local tracedata = {}
  3306.         local td = {start = v:GetShootPos(), endpos = v:GetShootPos() + v:EyeAngles():Forward() * 65535, filter = v, mask = MASK_SHOT}
  3307.         local tr = util.TraceLine(td)
  3308.         tracedata.start = pos
  3309.         tracedata.endpos = pos+(ang*9999999999999)
  3310.         local trace = util.TraceLine(tracedata)
  3311.         if(trace.HitNonWorld) then
  3312.         if tr.Entity:IsPlayer() then
  3313.                 RunConsoleCommand("+attack")
  3314.                 timer.Simple(0.000000001, function() RunConsoleCommand("-attack") end)
  3315.             end
  3316.         end
  3317.         end
  3318.         end
  3319.     if(defcon.Settings["aimbot"] && /*input.IsKeyDown(defcon.AimKey)*/ input.IsKeyDown(KEY_F)) or defcon.Settings["autosnap"] then
  3320.         for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  3321.             if defcon.Settings["vischeck"] then
  3322.             if defcon.CanTarget(v) then
  3323.             if defcon.NewAimbotVars(v) then
  3324.                 local head = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_Head1")
  3325.                 if head ~= nil then
  3326.                     local fov = defcon.Settings["aimbot_fov"]
  3327.                     if fov == 0 then
  3328.                         local headpos,targetheadang = v:GetBonePosition(head)
  3329.                         LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles((headpos - LocalPlayer():GetShootPos()):Angle())
  3330.                     else
  3331.                         local lpang = LocalPlayer():GetAngles();
  3332.                         local ang = (v:GetPos() - LocalPlayer():GetPos()):Angle();
  3333.                         local ady = math.abs(math.NormalizeAngle(lpang.y - ang.y))
  3334.                         local adp = math.abs(math.NormalizeAngle(lpang.p - ang.p ))
  3335.                         if not(ady > fov or adp > fov) then
  3336.                             local headpos,targetheadang = v:GetBonePosition(head)
  3337.                             if headpos != nil and targetheadang != nil then
  3338.                                 LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles((headpos - LocalPlayer():GetShootPos()):Angle())
  3339.                             end
  3340.                         end
  3341.                     end
  3342.                 end
  3343.             end
  3344.         end
  3345.             else
  3346.             if defcon.NewAimbotVars(v) then
  3347.                 local head = v:LookupBone("ValveBiped.Bip01_Head1")
  3348.                 if head ~= nil then
  3349.                     local fov = defcon.Settings["aimbot_fov"]
  3350.                     if fov == 0 then
  3351.                         local headpos,targetheadang = v:GetBonePosition(head)
  3352.                         LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles((headpos - LocalPlayer():GetShootPos()):Angle())
  3353.                     else
  3354.                         local lpang = LocalPlayer():GetAngles();
  3355.                         local ang = (v:GetPos() - LocalPlayer():GetPos()):Angle();
  3356.                         local ady = math.abs(math.NormalizeAngle(lpang.y - ang.y))
  3357.                         local adp = math.abs(math.NormalizeAngle(lpang.p - ang.p ))
  3358.                         if not(ady > fov or adp > fov) then
  3359.                             local headpos,targetheadang = v:GetBonePosition(head)
  3360.                             if headpos != nil and targetheadang != nil then
  3361.                                 LocalPlayer():SetEyeAngles((headpos - LocalPlayer():GetShootPos()):Angle())
  3362.                             end
  3363.                         end
  3364.                     end
  3365.                 end
  3366.             end
  3367.         end
  3368.     end
  3369. end
  3370.     if defcon.Settings["ttt_deathnotifs"] then
  3371.         for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  3372.             if v:Alive() and not (defcon.Alive[v:UniqueID()] == true) then
  3373.                 defcon.Alive[v:UniqueID()] = true
  3374.             elseif not v:Alive() and (defcon.Alive[v:UniqueID()] == true) then
  3375.                 defcon.Alive[v:UniqueID()] = false
  3376.                 notification.AddLegacy(v:Nick().. (" "..defcon.Phrases2[math.random(1, table.Count(defcon.Phrases2))]), NOTIFY_GENERIC, 5)
  3377.                 print ( "[Shitcheat] " .. v:Nick().. (" "..defcon.Phrases2[math.random(1, table.Count(defcon.Phrases2))]))
  3378.             end
  3379.         end
  3380.     end
  3381. end)
  3382.  
  3383. --AUTOCLICK
  3384.  
  3385. function autoclick( cmd )
  3386. local ply = LocalPlayer()
  3387.         if defcon.Settings["autoclick"] and ply:KeyDown(IN_ATTACK2) then cmd:RemoveKey(IN_ATTACK2)
  3388.     end
  3389.         if defcon.Settings["autoclick"] and ply:KeyDown(IN_ATTACK) then cmd:RemoveKey(IN_ATTACK)
  3390.     end
  3391. end
  3392.  
  3393. hook.Add( "CreateMove", "autocuck", autoclick )
  3394.  
  3395. --bhop (should toggle if you don't use catapult)
  3396.  
  3397. hook.Add( "CreateMove", "Billard_Bhop", function( ucmd )
  3398.     if defcon.Settings["bhop_bhop"] then
  3399.         if ucmd:KeyDown( IN_JUMP ) then
  3400.             if LocalPlayer():WaterLevel() <= 1 && LocalPlayer():GetMoveType() != MOVETYPE_LADDER && !LocalPlayer():IsOnGround() then
  3401.                     ucmd:RemoveKey( IN_JUMP )
  3402.                 end
  3403.             end
  3404.         end
  3405. end )
  3406.  
  3407. --auto acd (prob still doesnt work lol)
  3408.  
  3409. hook.Add( "PlayerDeath", "autoacd", function( ucmd )
  3410.             if defcon.Settings["autoacd"] and ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" ) then
  3411.             for k, v in pairs( player.GetAll() ) do
  3412.                 if !(LocalPlayer:Alive()) then
  3413.                     LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay /acd")
  3414.                 end
  3415.             end
  3416.             end
  3417. end )
  3418.  
  3419. --velocity meter
  3420.  
  3421. surface.CreateFont("velmet", {
  3422.  size = 50,
  3423.  weight = 50,
  3424.  antialias = true,
  3425.  font = "courier new"
  3426.  });
  3427. hook.Add("HUDPaint", "Velocity", function()
  3428.     for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  3429.         if defcon.Settings ["velocity"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3430.             local showvel = math.floor(LocalPlayer():GetVelocity():Length())
  3431.                 draw.RoundedBox(1, ScrW()/2.5, ScrH()/1.07, ScrW()/4.21, ScrH()/26, Color(50, 50, 50, 150))
  3432.                 draw.DrawText("VELOCITY: "..showvel, "velmet", ScrW()/2.5, ScrH()/1.075, Color(255, 255, 255, 185))
  3433.                 end
  3434.             end
  3435.     end)
  3436.    
  3437. --crosshair
  3438.  
  3439. hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "CrossHair", function ( ucmd )
  3440.     if defcon.Settings["crosshair"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3441.         local h = ScrH() / 2
  3442.         local w = ScrW() / 2
  3443.         local h1 = ScrH() / 2
  3444.         local w1 = ScrW() / 2
  3445.        
  3446.         surface.SetDrawColor( 0, 255, 255 )
  3447.         surface.DrawLine( w + 10, h, w - 10, h )
  3448.         surface.DrawLine( w, h + 10, w, h - 10 )
  3449.     end
  3450.        
  3451. end)
  3452.  
  3453. --tracelines
  3454.  
  3455. hook.Add("HUDPaint", "tracelines", function()
  3456.     if defcon.Settings["tracelines"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3457.     for k,v in pairs ( player.GetAll() ) do
  3458.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3459.         local pos = (v:EyePos()):ToScreen()
  3460.         local col = team.GetColor(v:Team())
  3461.         surface.SetDrawColor (col);
  3462.         surface.DrawLine(ScrW() / 2, ScrH() / 2, pos.x, pos.y);
  3463.     end
  3464.     end
  3465.     end
  3466.     end)
  3467.    
  3468. --antiaim and FOV slider (ripped antiaim from memeware then fixed it because it broke the physgun and shit like world cameras and also because the old one i got sucked cock since fakeangles doesn't work anymore)
  3469.    
  3470. local type = type;
  3471. local next = next;
  3472.  
  3473. local function Copy(tt, lt)
  3474.     local copy = {}
  3475.     if lt then
  3476.         if type(tt) == "table" then
  3477.             for k,v in next, tt do
  3478.                 copy[k] = Copy(k, v)
  3479.             end
  3480.         else
  3481.             copy = lt
  3482.         end
  3483.         return copy
  3484.     end
  3485.     if type(tt) != "table" then
  3486.         copy = tt
  3487.     else
  3488.         for k,v in next, tt do
  3489.             copy[k] = Copy(k, v)
  3490.         end
  3491.     end
  3492.     return copy
  3493. end
  3494.  
  3495. local options = {
  3496.     ["Ragebot"] = {
  3497.         {
  3498.             {"Aimbot", 20, 20, 350, 240, 120},
  3499.             {"Enabled", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3500.             {"Silent", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3501.             {"Autofire", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3502.             {"Autosnap", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3503.             {"Auto Pistol", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3504.             {"Non-Sticky", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3505.             {"Bullettime", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3506.         },
  3507.         {
  3508.             {"Target", 20, 280, 350, 180, 120},
  3509.             {"Selection", "Selection", "Distance", {"Distance", "Health", "Nextshot"}, 150 },
  3510.             {"Bodyaim", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3511.             {"Ignore Bots", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3512.             {"Ignore Team", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3513.             {"Ignore Friends", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3514.             {"Snapline", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3515.         },
  3516.         {
  3517.             {"Accuracy", 380, 20, 350, 190, 120},
  3518.             {"Anti Spread", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3519.             {"Anti Recoil", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3520.         },
  3521.         {
  3522.             {"Anti-Aim", 380, 230, 350, 230, 140},
  3523.             {"Enabled", "Checkbox", false, 0},
  3524.             {"X", "Selection", "Emotion", {"Up", "Down", "Jitter", "Emotion"}, 150},
  3525.             {"Y", "Selection", "Emotion", {"Forward", "Backwards", "Jitter", "TJitter", "Sideways", "Emotion", "Static", "Towards Players"}, 150},
  3526.             {"Max Y", "Slider", 50, 360, 150},
  3527.             {"Min Y", "Slider", 0, 360, 150},
  3528.             {"Emotion Randomcoin X", "Slider", 50, 100, 150},
  3529.             {"Emotion Randomcoin Y", "Slider", 20, 100, 150},
  3530.         },
  3531.     },
  3532. };
  3533.  
  3534.  
  3535. local function updatevar( men, sub, lookup, new )
  3536.     for aa,aaa in next, options[men] do
  3537.         for key, val in next, aaa do
  3538.             if(aaa[1][1] != sub) then continue; end
  3539.             if(val[1] == lookup) then
  3540.                 val[3] = new;
  3541.             end
  3542.         end
  3543.     end
  3544. end
  3545.  
  3546. local function loadconfig()
  3547.     if(!file.Exists("memeware.txt", "DATA")) then return; end
  3548.     local tab = util.JSONToTable( file.Read("memeware.txt", "DATA") );
  3549.     local cursub;
  3550.     for k,v in next, tab do
  3551.         if(!options[k]) then continue; end
  3552.         for men, subtab in next, v do
  3553.             for key, val in next, subtab do
  3554.                 if(key == 1) then cursub = val[1]; continue; end
  3555.                 updatevar(k, cursub, val[1], val[3]);
  3556.             end
  3557.         end
  3558.     end
  3559. end
  3560.  
  3561. local function jewlean(men, sub, lookup)
  3562.     if(!options[men]) then return; end
  3563.     for aa,aaa in next, options[men] do
  3564.         for key, val in next, aaa do
  3565.             if(aaa[1][1] != sub) then continue; end
  3566.             if(val[1] == lookup) then
  3567.                 return val[3];
  3568.             end
  3569.         end
  3570.     end
  3571. end
  3572.  
  3573. local function gayopt(men, sub, lookup)
  3574.     if(!options[men]) then return ""; end
  3575.     for aa,aaa in next, options[men] do
  3576.         for key, val in next, aaa do
  3577.             if(aaa[1][1] != sub) then continue; end
  3578.             if(val[1] == lookup) then
  3579.                 return val[3];
  3580.             end
  3581.         end
  3582.     end
  3583.     return "";
  3584. end
  3585.  
  3586. local function gayint(men, sub, lookup)
  3587.     if(!options[men]) then return 0; end
  3588.     for aa,aaa in next, options[men] do
  3589.         for key, val in next, aaa do
  3590.             if(aaa[1][1] != sub) then continue; end
  3591.             if(val[1] == lookup) then
  3592.                 return val[3];
  3593.             end
  3594.         end
  3595.     end
  3596.     return 0;
  3597. end
  3598.  
  3599. local visible = {};
  3600. local notyetselected;
  3601.  
  3602. loadconfig();
  3603.  
  3604. local FindMetaTable = FindMetaTable;
  3605.  
  3606. local em = FindMetaTable"Entity";
  3607. local pm = FindMetaTable"Player";
  3608. local cm = FindMetaTable"CUserCmd";
  3609. local wm = FindMetaTable"Weapon";
  3610. local am = FindMetaTable"Angle";
  3611. local vm = FindMetaTable"Vector";
  3612. local Vector = Vector;
  3613. local player = Copy(player);
  3614. local Angle = Angle;
  3615. local me = LocalPlayer();
  3616. local render = Copy(render);
  3617. local cma = Copy(cam);
  3618. local fa;
  3619. local aa;
  3620.  
  3621. local function FixMovement(ucmd, aaaaa)
  3622.     --local move = Vector(cm.GetForwardMove(ucmd), cm.GetSideMove(ucmd), 0);
  3623.     --local move = am.Forward( vm.Angle(move) + ( cm.GetViewAngles(ucmd) - fa ) ) * vm.Length(move);
  3624.     local move = Vector(cm.GetForwardMove(ucmd), cm.GetSideMove(ucmd), cm.GetUpMove(ucmd));
  3625.     local speed = math.sqrt(move.x * move.x + move.y * move.y);
  3626.     local ang = vm.Angle(move);
  3627.     local yaw = math.rad(cm.GetViewAngles(ucmd).y - fa.y + ang.y);
  3628.     cm.SetForwardMove(ucmd, (math.cos(yaw) * speed) * ( aaaaa && -1 || 1 ));
  3629.     cm.SetSideMove(ucmd, math.sin(yaw) * speed);
  3630.     --cm.SetForwardMove(ucmd, move.x);
  3631.     --cm.SetSideMove(ucmd, (aaaaa && move.y * -1 || move.y));
  3632. end
  3633.  
  3634. local function Clamp(val, min, max)
  3635.     if(val < min) then
  3636.         return min;
  3637.     elseif(val > max) then
  3638.         return max;
  3639.     end
  3640.     return val;
  3641. end
  3642.  
  3643. local function NormalizeAngle(ang)
  3644.     ang.x = math.NormalizeAngle(ang.x);
  3645.     ang.p = math.Clamp(ang.p, -89, 89);
  3646. end
  3647.  
  3648. local table = Copy(table);
  3649. local dists = {};
  3650.  
  3651. local function GetPos(v)
  3652.     local eyes = em.LookupAttachment(v, "eyes");
  3653.     if(!eyes) then return( em.LocalToWorld(v, em.OBBCenter(v)) ); end
  3654.     local pos = em.GetAttachment(v, eyes);
  3655.     if(!pos) then return( em.LocalToWorld(v, em.OBBCenter(v)) ); end
  3656.     return(pos.Pos);
  3657. end
  3658.  
  3659. local aimignore;
  3660. local cones = {};
  3661. local pcall = pcall;
  3662. local require = require;
  3663. local nullvec = Vector() * -1;
  3664. local IsFirstTimePredicted = IsFirstTimePredicted;
  3665. local CurTime = CurTime;
  3666. local servertime=0;
  3667. local bit = Copy(bit);
  3668.  
  3669. hook.Add("Move", "", function()
  3670.     if(!IsFirstTimePredicted()) then return; end
  3671.     servertime = CurTime();
  3672. end);
  3673.  
  3674. local function PredictPos(pos)
  3675. local myvel = LocalPlayer():GetVelocity()
  3676. local pos = pos - (myvel * engine.TickInterval());
  3677. return pos;
  3678. end
  3679.  
  3680. local ox=-181;
  3681. local oy=0;
  3682.  
  3683. local function RandCoin()
  3684.     local randcoin = math.random(0,1);
  3685.     if(randcoin == 1) then return 1; else return -1; end
  3686. end
  3687.  
  3688. local function GetX()
  3689.     local opt = gayopt("Ragebot", "Anti-Aim", "X");
  3690.     if(opt == "Emotion") then
  3691.         local randcoin = gayint("Ragebot", "Anti-Aim", "Emotion Randomcoin X");
  3692.         if( math.random(100) < randcoin ) then
  3693.             ox = RandCoin() * 181;
  3694.         end
  3695.     elseif( opt == "Up" ) then
  3696.         ox = -181;
  3697.     elseif( opt == "Down" ) then
  3698.         ox = 181;
  3699.     elseif(opt == "Jitter") then
  3700.         ox = ox * -1;
  3701.     end
  3702. end
  3703.  
  3704. local function GetClosest()
  3705.     local ddists = {};
  3706.    
  3707.     local closest;
  3708.        
  3709.     for k,v in next, player.GetAll() do
  3710.     if(!Valid(v)) then continue; end
  3711.         ddists[#ddists + 1] = { vm.Distance( em.GetPos(v), em.GetPos(me) ), v };
  3712.     end
  3713.        
  3714.     table.sort(ddists, function(a, b)
  3715.         return(a[1] < b[1]);
  3716.     end);
  3717.        
  3718.     closest = ddists[1] && ddists[1][2] || nil;
  3719.    
  3720.     if(!closest) then return fa.y; end
  3721.    
  3722.     local pos = em.GetPos(closest);
  3723.    
  3724.     local pos = vm.Angle(pos - em.EyePos(me));
  3725.    
  3726.     return( pos.y );
  3727. end
  3728.  
  3729. local function GetY() -- kept all the old shit in case somebody decides to figure a way to fuck with the settings in shitcheat
  3730.     local opt = gayopt("Ragebot", "Anti-Aim", "Y");
  3731.     if(opt == "Emotion") then
  3732.         local randcoin = gayint("Ragebot", "Anti-Aim", "Emotion Randomcoin Y");
  3733.         if( math.random(100) < randcoin ) then
  3734.             oy = fa.y + math.random(-180, 180);
  3735.         end
  3736.     elseif( opt == "Eye Angles" ) then
  3737.         oy = fa.y;
  3738.     elseif( opt == "Sideways" ) then
  3739.         oy = fa.y - 90;
  3740.     elseif(opt == "Jitter") then
  3741.         oy = fa.y + math.random(-90, 90);
  3742.     elseif(opt == "TJitter") then
  3743.         oy = fa.y - 180 + math.random(-90, 90);
  3744.     elseif(opt == "Static") then
  3745.         oy = 0;
  3746.     elseif(opt == "Forward") then
  3747.         oy = fa.y;
  3748.     elseif(opt == "Backwards") then
  3749.         oy = fa.y - 180;
  3750.     elseif(opt == "Towards Players") then
  3751.         oy = GetClosest();
  3752.     end
  3753. end
  3754.  
  3755. local function walldetect()
  3756.     local eye = em.EyePos(me);
  3757.     local tr = util.TraceLine({
  3758.         start = eye,
  3759.         endpos = (eye + (am.Forward(fa) * 10)),
  3760.         mask = MASK_ALL,
  3761.     });
  3762.     if(tr.Hit) then
  3763.         ox = -181;
  3764.         oy = -90;
  3765.     end
  3766. end
  3767.  
  3768. local function antiaimer(ucmd)
  3769.     if( (cm.CommandNumber(ucmd) == 0 && !jewlean("Visuals", "Misc", "Thirdperson")) || cm.KeyDown(ucmd, 1) || cm.KeyDown(ucmd, 32) || aa || !defcon.Settings["antiaim"] ) then return; end
  3770.     GetX();
  3771.     GetY();
  3772.     walldetect();
  3773.     local aaang = Angle(ox, oy, 0);
  3774.     cm.SetViewAngles(ucmd, aaang);
  3775.     FixMovement(ucmd, true);
  3776. end
  3777.  
  3778. local function GetAngle(ang)
  3779.     if(defcon.Settings["aimbot"]) then return ang + pm.GetPunchAngle(me); end
  3780.     return ang;
  3781. end
  3782.  
  3783. local function meme(ucmd)
  3784.     if(!fa) then fa = cm.GetViewAngles(ucmd); end
  3785.     fa = fa + Angle(cm.GetMouseY(ucmd) * .023, cm.GetMouseX(ucmd) * -.023, 0);
  3786.     NormalizeAngle(fa);
  3787.     if(cm.CommandNumber(ucmd) == 0) then
  3788.         cm.SetViewAngles(ucmd, GetAngle(fa));
  3789.         return;
  3790.     end
  3791. end
  3792.  
  3793.  
  3794. hook.Add("CreateMove", "spazticnigger", function(ucmd)
  3795.     meme(ucmd);
  3796.     antiaimer(ucmd);
  3797. end);
  3798.  
  3799. hook.Add("CalcView", "viewspaz", function(p, o, a, f)
  3800.     return({
  3801.         angles = GetAngle(fa),
  3802.         origin = (jewlean("Visuals", "Misc", "Thirdperson") && o + am.Forward(fa) * -150 || o),
  3803.         fov = f,
  3804.     });
  3805. end);
  3806.  
  3807. function fovnigger(ent, pos, angle, fov, nearZ, farZ)
  3808.     local view = {}
  3809.     view.fov = defcon.Settings["FOVslider"]
  3810.     return view
  3811. end
  3812.  
  3813. hook.Add("CalcView", "fovnigger", fovnigger)
  3814.  
  3815.  
  3816. hook.Add("Think", "disableshit", function() --this disables the gay createmove & calcview hooks so you can use the physgun and shit normally when you don't need antiaim
  3817.     if !defcon.Settings["antiaim"] then
  3818.         hook.Remove("CalcView", "viewspaz" )
  3819.         hook.Remove("CreateMove", "spazticnigger")
  3820.     else
  3821.         hook.Add("CalcView", "viewspaz", function(p, o, a, f)
  3822.         return({
  3823.             angles = GetAngle(fa),
  3824.             origin = (jewlean("Visuals", "Misc", "Thirdperson") && o + am.Forward(fa) * -150 || o),
  3825.             fov = f,
  3826.         });
  3827.         end);
  3828.         hook.Add("CreateMove", "spazticnigger", function(ucmd)
  3829.             meme(ucmd);
  3830.             antiaimer(ucmd);
  3831.         end);
  3832. end
  3833. end )
  3834.  
  3835. --physics prop ESP
  3836.  
  3837. local propchams = CreateMaterial("propchams","VertexLitGeneric",{
  3838.         ["$basetexture"] = "models/debug/debugwhite",
  3839.         ["$model"] = 1,
  3840.         ["$translucent"] = 1,
  3841.         ["$alpha"] = 1,
  3842.         ["$nocull"] = 1,
  3843.         ["$ignorez"] = 1
  3844. }
  3845. )
  3846.  
  3847. hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "PropESP", function()
  3848.     for k,v in pairs ( ents.FindByClass( "prop_physics" ) ) do
  3849.         if GetConVarNumber("defcon.propchams") == 1 and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3850.             cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3851.                 if v:IsValid() then
  3852.                     render.SuppressEngineLighting( true )
  3853.                     render.MaterialOverride( propchams )
  3854.                     render.SetBlend(0.2)
  3855.                     render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 0, 255)
  3856.                     v:DrawModel()
  3857.             cam.End3D()
  3858.             end
  3859.         end
  3860.     end
  3861. end)
  3862.  
  3863. --player chams (copy-pasted from an old shitty lua file i found in my shit folder one day then hooked into the script)
  3864.  
  3865. hook.Add( "HUDPaint", "ESPChams", function()
  3866.  
  3867.     for k,v in pairs ( player.GetAll() ) do
  3868.     if GetConVarNumber("defcon.chams") == 1 and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3869.        
  3870.         if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3871.        
  3872.             local ply = LocalPlayer()
  3873.            
  3874.             cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3875.                      render.MaterialOverride( propchams )
  3876.                      render.SuppressEngineLighting( true )
  3877.                      render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3878.                      render.SetColorModulation( 255, 0, 0, 255)
  3879.                     v:DrawModel();
  3880.                     --This bit is for weapons.
  3881.                      render.MaterialOverride( propchams )
  3882.                      render.SuppressEngineLighting( true )
  3883.                      render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3884.                      render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 255, 255 )
  3885.                     v:GetActiveWeapon():DrawModel()
  3886.                 cam.End3D()
  3887.         end
  3888.     end
  3889. end
  3890. end)
  3891.  
  3892. --box ESP
  3893.  
  3894. hook.Add("HUDPaint", "3DBoxESP", function()
  3895.     for k,v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  3896.         if GetConVarNumber("defcon.boxESP") == 1 and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3897.             if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  3898.             local ply = LocalPlayer()
  3899.             local plyPos = v:GetPos()
  3900.             local head = v:OBBMaxs()
  3901.             local feet = v:OBBMins()
  3902.             local eye = v:EyeAngles()
  3903.                 cam.Start3D()
  3904.                     render.DrawWireframeBox( plyPos, Angle( 0, eye.y, 0), feet, head, team.GetColor(v:Team()) )
  3905.                      cam.End3D()
  3906.                   end
  3907.            end
  3908.     end
  3909. end)
  3910.  
  3911. --entity chams (works with darkrp shit too)
  3912.  
  3913. hook.Add("HUDPaint", "entityespchams", function()
  3914.     if (GetConVarNumber("entitychams") == 1) and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  3915.     for k, v in pairs(ents.GetAll()) do
  3916.                                 if string.find(v:GetClass(), "printer") then
  3917.                                             cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3918.                                             if v:IsValid() then
  3919.                                             render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
  3920.                                             render.MaterialOverride("models/debug/debugwhite")
  3921.                                             render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3922.                                             render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 255)
  3923.                                             v:DrawModel()
  3924.                                             cam.End3D()
  3925.                                             end
  3926.                                         elseif v:GetClass() == "spawned_shipment" then
  3927.                                                     cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3928.                                             if v:IsValid() then
  3929.                                             render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
  3930.                                             render.MaterialOverride("models/debug/debugwhite")
  3931.                                             render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3932.                                             render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 255)
  3933.                                             v:DrawModel()
  3934.                                             cam.End3D()
  3935.                                             end
  3936.                                             elseif table.HasValue(defcon.Entities, v:GetClass()) then
  3937.                                             cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3938.                                             if v:IsValid() then
  3939.                                             render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
  3940.                                             render.MaterialOverride("models/debug/debugwhite")
  3941.                                             render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3942.                                             render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 255)
  3943.                                             v:DrawModel()
  3944.                                             cam.End3D()
  3945.                                             end
  3946.                                             elseif string.find(v:GetClass(), "durgz") then
  3947.                                             cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3948.                                             if v:IsValid() then
  3949.                                             render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
  3950.                                             render.MaterialOverride("models/debug/debugwhite")
  3951.                                             render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3952.                                             render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 255)
  3953.                                             v:DrawModel()
  3954.                                             cam.End3D()
  3955.                                             end
  3956.                                             elseif v:GetClass() == "spawned_weapon" then
  3957.                                             cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3958.                                             if v:IsValid() then
  3959.                                             render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
  3960.                                             render.MaterialOverride("models/debug/debugwhite")
  3961.                                             render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3962.                                             render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 255)
  3963.                                             v:DrawModel()
  3964.                                             cam.End3D()
  3965.                                             end
  3966.                                             elseif v:GetClass() == "spawned_money" then
  3967.                                             cam.Start3D(EyePos(), EyeAngles())
  3968.                                             if v:IsValid() then
  3969.                                             render.SuppressEngineLighting( false )
  3970.                                             render.MaterialOverride("models/debug/debugwhite")
  3971.                                             render.SetBlend( 1 )
  3972.                                             render.SetColorModulation( 0, 255, 255)
  3973.                                             v:DrawModel()
  3974.                                             cam.End3D()
  3975.                                             end
  3976.                                             else
  3977.                                        
  3978.                                 end
  3979.                         end
  3980.                 end
  3981. end)
  3982.  
  3983. --custom cwsay shit
  3984.  
  3985. function cwSay( player, command, arguments, fullstring )
  3986.     local txt = string.gsub( fullstring, "cwSay ", "", 1 )
  3987.     Clockwork.datastream:Start("PlayerSay", txt )
  3988. end
  3989.  
  3990. --chat spam 1
  3991.  
  3992. local function Spam2()
  3993.     if defcon.Settings["chatspam1"] then
  3994.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  3995.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..table.Random(normalspam).." " )
  3996.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  3997.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..table.Random(normalspam).." " )
  3998.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  3999.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..table.Random(normalspam).." " )
  4000.          else
  4001.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..table.Random(normalspam).." " )
  4002.          end
  4003.     end
  4004. end
  4005. timer.Create("Spammins2", .05,0,Spam2)
  4006.  
  4007. normalspam = {
  4008. "mods = fags";
  4009. "I hate niggers";
  4010. "sheo was here";
  4011. "try finger but hole";
  4012. "time for crab";
  4013. "THIS SERVER IS GETTING FUCKING NULLED RN";
  4014. "whoever made this server is a fucking downie holy shit";
  4015. "this serv sucks, fuck you guys";
  4016. "im not hacking wtf?";
  4017. "Mega.co.nz is famous for it's shitposting on 4chan.";
  4018. "How much memes could a cock suck if 9/11?";
  4019. "assrape";
  4020. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH";
  4021. "Sweedish fish are like apples, they taste good as candy, not the actual thing.";
  4022. "you what";
  4023. "I'll quote your head with a rock";
  4024. "fuck me harder daddy";
  4025. "dickrape is neat";
  4026. "Shitty memes from a shitty dream.";
  4027. "sheogorath has aids";
  4028. "fuck niggers";
  4029. "im an alabama nigger and i wanna be free, to hell with the n double a-c-p";
  4030. "hey whats up guys it's scarce here";
  4031. "// this is a test of the emergency broadcast system";
  4032. "erp = b&";
  4033. "50 percent off all fat farts at the fag store";
  4034. "dennis the menace";
  4035. "that's how things came to be, and that can never change, that can never change, no way.  That's how things came to be and that can never change, except when things'll change some day.";
  4036. "shoutout to poopnig420 for providing memes";
  4037. "shoutout to inboot for providing packets";
  4038. "geklmin is a grade-a autist.";
  4039. "REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab";
  4040. "you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha";
  4041. "hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it.";
  4042. "you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…";
  4043. "you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia.";
  4044. "2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the turk farm aminal with rap magic now we the serba rule .";
  4045. "ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born.";
  4046. "stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey";
  4047. "cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life.";
  4048. "http://www.madbluntz.rs offical sponsor of the republika srpska - marijuana fanatics serbia";
  4049. "long live madbluntz";
  4050. "bob good militia is dead";
  4051. "hail nutmegg";
  4052. "madbluntz.rs best cheats on earth also free dl today";
  4053. "// madblintz.rs serbain weed fanatics central download the world's best gmod lua cheat today";
  4054. "GET SHITCHEAT NOW MADBLUNTZ.RS";
  4055. "fuck off kike";
  4056. }
  4057. --chat spammer 2
  4058.  
  4059. local function Spam()
  4060.     if defcon.Settings["chatspam2"] then
  4061.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4062.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..table.Random(hl2rpvcspam))
  4063.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4064.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..table.Random(hl2rpvcspam))
  4065.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4066.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..table.Random(hl2rpvcspam) )
  4067.          else
  4068.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..table.Random(hl2rpvcspam))
  4069.          end
  4070.     end
  4071. end
  4072. timer.Create("Spamm5ins", .05,0,Spam)
  4073.  
  4074. hl2rpvcspam = {
  4075. "noooo";
  4076. "whistle tune";
  4077. "i could eat a horse";
  4078. "combine";
  4079. "zombies";
  4080. "run";
  4081. "over here";
  4082. "hey over here";
  4083. "run for your life";
  4084. "hes dead";
  4085. "woops";
  4086. "hands on doctor breen";
  4087. "dream about cheese";
  4088. "mumbo jumbo";
  4089. "shut up";
  4090. "betting man";
  4091. "hi";
  4092. "run for your life";
  4093. "cps";
  4094. "one of those days";
  4095. "sell insurance";
  4096. "talking to me";
  4097. }
  4098. --chatspammer 3
  4099.  
  4100. local function Spam3()
  4101.     if defcon.Settings["chatspam3"] then
  4102.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4103.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// ".."WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW".." " )
  4104.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4105.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW".." " )
  4106.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4107.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// ".."WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW".." " )
  4108.          else
  4109.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW".." " )
  4110.          end
  4111.     end
  4112. end
  4113. timer.Create("Spammzins", .05,0,Spam3)
  4114.  
  4115. --chatspammer 4
  4116.  
  4117. local function Spam4()
  4118.     if defcon.Settings["chatspam4"] then
  4119.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4120.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..table.Random(table.Random(defcon.Phrasesall)).." " )
  4121.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4122.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..table.Random(table.Random(defcon.Phrasesall)).." " )
  4123.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4124.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..table.Random(table.Random(defcon.Phrasesall)).." " )
  4125.          else
  4126.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..table.Random(table.Random(defcon.Phrasesall)).." " )
  4127.          end
  4128.     end
  4129. end
  4130. timer.Create("Spamminsz", .05,0,Spam4)
  4131.  
  4132. --SUPER DUPER procgen chat spam
  4133.  
  4134. local openers = {
  4135.     "get fucked",
  4136.     "eat shit",
  4137.     "fuck a baboon",
  4138.     "suck my dingleberries",
  4139.     "choke on steaming cum",
  4140.     "die in a fire",
  4141.     "gas yourself",
  4142.     "get back in the oven",
  4143.     "sit on garden shears",
  4144.     "choke on scrotum",
  4145.     "shove a brick up your ass",
  4146.     "swallow barbed wire",
  4147.     "move to sweden",
  4148.     "fuck a pig",
  4149.     "bow to me",
  4150.     "suck my ball sweat",
  4151.     "come back when you aren't garbage",
  4152.     "i will piss on everything you love",
  4153.     "kill yourself",
  4154.     "livestream suicide",
  4155.     "neck yourself",
  4156.     "go be black somewhere else",
  4157.     "rotate on it",
  4158.     "choke on it",
  4159.     "blow it out your ass",
  4160.     "go browse tumblr",
  4161.     "go back to darkrp",
  4162.     "sit on horse cock",
  4163.     "drive off a cliff",
  4164.     "rape yourself",
  4165.     "get raped by niggers",
  4166.     "fuck right off",
  4167.     "you mother is a whore",
  4168.     "suck my feminine penis",
  4169.     "come at me",
  4170.     "go work the corner",
  4171.     "you are literal cancer",
  4172.     "why haven't you killed yourself yet",
  4173.     "why do you even exist",
  4174.     "shoot your balls off with a shotgun",
  4175.     "sterilize yourself",
  4176.     "convert to islam",
  4177.     "drink bleach",
  4178.     "remove yourself",
  4179.     "choke on whale cock",
  4180.     "suck shit",
  4181.     "suck a dildo",
  4182.     "suck a cock",
  4183.     "lick my sphincter",
  4184.     "set yourself on fire",
  4185.     "drink jenkem",
  4186.     "get beaten to death by your dad",
  4187.     "choke on your uncle's cock",
  4188.     "get sat on by a 200kg feminist",
  4189.     "blow off",
  4190.     "join isis",
  4191.     "stick your cock in a blender",
  4192.     "OD yourself on meth",
  4193.     "lie under a truck",
  4194.     "lick a wall socket",
  4195.     "swallow hot coals",
  4196.     "die slowly",
  4197.     "i swear to shit i'm going to kill you,",
  4198.     "explode yourself",
  4199.     "swing from the noose",
  4200.     "end yourself",
  4201.     "take your best shot",
  4202.     "get shot in a gay bar",
  4203.     "drink pozzed cum",
  4204.     "marry a muslim",
  4205.     "suck a fat one",
  4206.     "shove it up your ass",
  4207.     "take a long walk off a short bridge",
  4208.     "get a better cheat",
  4209.     "rub your dick on a cheese grater",
  4210.     "wrap a rake with barbed wire and sodomize yourself",
  4211.     "close your gaping cunt",
  4212. }
  4213.  
  4214. local joiners = {
  4215.     "cancer infested",
  4216.     "cock sucking",
  4217.     "fuck faced",
  4218.     "cunt eyed",
  4219.     "nigger fucking",
  4220.     "candy ass",
  4221.     "fairy ass fucking",
  4222.     "shit licking",
  4223.     "hambone",
  4224.     "unlovable",
  4225.     "disgusting",
  4226.     "radical leftist",
  4227.     "ass licking",
  4228.     "degenerate",
  4229.     "fuck headed",
  4230.     "shit-faced",
  4231.     "dick lipped",
  4232.     "autismal",
  4233.     "gook eyed",
  4234.     "mongoloided",
  4235.     "cunt faced",
  4236.     "dick fisted",
  4237.     "worthless",
  4238.     "milky licking",
  4239.     "autistic",
  4240.     "bleeding cunted",
  4241.     "hillary loving",
  4242.     "maggot infested",
  4243.     "boot lipped",
  4244.     "chink eyed",
  4245.     "shit skinned",
  4246.     "nigger headed",
  4247.     "lgbt supporting",
  4248.     "cum stained",
  4249. }
  4250.  
  4251. local enders = {
  4252.     "fuck face",
  4253.     "poofter",
  4254.     "nigger monkey",
  4255.     "jew cunt",
  4256.     "fagmaster",
  4257.     "goat rapist",
  4258.     "raghead",
  4259.     "cock cheese",
  4260.     "vaginaphobe",
  4261.     "coon",
  4262.     "antifa member",
  4263.     "nigger",
  4264.     "living daycare center",
  4265.     "slag cunt",
  4266.     "fucking autist",
  4267.     "garbage man",
  4268.     "paeodophile",
  4269.     "kiddy toucher",
  4270.     "pony fucker",
  4271.     "tumblrite",
  4272.     "sperglord",
  4273.     "gorilla's dick",
  4274.     "shit licker",
  4275.     "shit slick",
  4276.     "redditor",
  4277.     "welfare sponge",
  4278.     "pig fucker",
  4279.     "spastic",
  4280.     "cuckold",
  4281.     "chode gobbler",
  4282.     "fuckwit",
  4283.     "retard",
  4284.     "mongoloid",
  4285.     "elephants cunt",
  4286.     "cunt",
  4287.     "gook",
  4288.     "fag lord",
  4289.     "shit stain",
  4290.     "mpgh skid",
  4291.     "batch coder",
  4292.     "pony fucker",
  4293.     "furfag",
  4294.     "half caste",
  4295.     "double nigger",
  4296.     "cock socket",
  4297.     "cunt rag",
  4298.     "anal wart",
  4299.     "maggot",
  4300.     "knob polisher",
  4301.     "fudge packer",
  4302.     "cock slave",
  4303.     "trashmaster",
  4304.     "shitskin",
  4305.     "curry muncher",
  4306.     "gator bait",
  4307.     "bootlip",
  4308.     "camel jockey",
  4309.     "wog cunt",
  4310.     "hooknosed kike",
  4311.     "feminist",
  4312.     "wop cunt",
  4313.     "abbo",
  4314.     "porch monkey",
  4315.     "dago",
  4316.     "anal secretion",
  4317.     "pig cunt",
  4318.     "insect",
  4319.     "trash scallop",
  4320.     "sub human",
  4321.     "mental defect",
  4322.     "fat whore",
  4323.     "cunt blood",
  4324.     "cunt rag",
  4325.     "cotton picker",
  4326.     "bum tickling fag",
  4327.     "degenerate faggot",
  4328.     "smegma lump",
  4329.     "darkie",
  4330.     "fuck toy",
  4331.     "underage midget cunt",
  4332.     "twelvie",
  4333.     "faggot teenager",
  4334.     "ankle biter",
  4335.     "fat cunt american",
  4336.     "bernie loving washout",
  4337.     "fucking failure",
  4338.     "cum dumpster",
  4339.     "waste of skin",
  4340.     "petrol sniffing coon",
  4341.     "jenkem bottle",
  4342.     "dirty jew",
  4343.     "darkrp admin",
  4344.     "filthy fucking jew",
  4345.     "goy",
  4346.     "cuck master",
  4347.     "barrel of piss",
  4348.     "tankard of shit",
  4349.     "cock wart",
  4350. }
  4351.  
  4352. local adminstarts = {
  4353.     "How much did you pay for that staff rank",
  4354.     "Nice server you got here",
  4355.     "How much did that gay ULX rank cost",
  4356.     "I'll be back to shit on you again",
  4357.     "This is only my first alt account",
  4358.     "What autist gave you a staff rank",
  4359.     "Banning me only makes my cock harder",
  4360.     "I'll be back on a new account in 10 minutes",
  4361.     "Your server deserves to be destroyed",
  4362.     "It's been fun wrecking this shit hole",
  4363.     "Stop touching me with your physgun",
  4364.     "Letting you have admin was a mistake",
  4365.     "Do what you must, I have already won",
  4366.     "Letting you live was a fucking mistake",
  4367.     "This server is absolute trash",
  4368.     "Fuck off back to minecraft",
  4369.     "DL another fucking backdoored plugin",
  4370.     "Sure, keep trying to ban me",
  4371.     "Bans mean nothing to me",
  4372.     "Good luck getting your playerbase back",
  4373.     "Hahahaha fucking autism kid kill yourself",
  4374.     "You should appreciate me showing you how to break your terrible server security",
  4375.     "I hunt down faggots like you for sport",
  4376.     "I am better than you in every single way",
  4377.     "I bypassed your anticheat and I'll bypass your ban too",
  4378.     "Only power mad midget cucks become staff on darkrp",
  4379.     "Lmao another bad server ruined",
  4380.     "Watch me rejoin on a VPN",
  4381. }
  4382.  
  4383. --i gave myself terminal autism writing these
  4384.  
  4385. local cancerstrike = {
  4386.     "LOL fuk u silver scUm",
  4387.     "nice aim doEs It cume in NOT N00be?",
  4388.     "u r trible my doode",
  4389.     "u almost hit me that time LOL",
  4390.     "ur aim iz a joke my man",
  4391.     "get shrekt skrub xdddd",
  4392.     "u just got shitted on kidddd",
  4393.     "i bet u r silver on csgo xD",
  4394.     "u never stood a chance against my pSkillz",
  4395.     "ur just 2bad to kill me :^(",
  4396.     "dam im good XDDDDD",
  4397.     "u wil never beat my hax kidd :^)",
  4398.     "eat shit and die xdd",
  4399.     "do u use xashpass cos ur 2 bad to bypass cac :D",
  4400.     "i laugh at ur shit skillz :D",
  4401.     "get fukn owned kid xd",
  4402.     "i kill u every time u shud try harder :^(",
  4403.     "all u can do is die LOL",
  4404.     "N00bez like u cant beat me LOL",
  4405.     "u tried but im jus 2 gud 4 u",
  4406.     "u cant even hit me LOL uninstall kid xd",
  4407.     "git GUD skrub u r an embarasment",
  4408.     "pathetic LOL",
  4409.     "2 bad so sad u just bad :^(",
  4410.     "im global elit in gmod xd",
  4411.     "thx4 free kill loser :D",
  4412.     "r u even trying???",
  4413.     "top kekt u got rekt",
  4414.     "fuken smashed kunt :D",
  4415.     "u shud add me so i can teach u how 2 shoot LOL",
  4416.     "ur jus 2 weak and sad to beat me xd",
  4417.     "looks liek ur sad life isnt working out 2 well 4 u :D",
  4418.     "dats all u got??? LOL!",
  4419.     "dont upsetti hav some spagetti",
  4420.     "eat my asse like a bufet (3 corse meal xd)",
  4421.     "i ownt u in ur gay butth0le",
  4422.     "umade noobe?",
  4423.     "le troled hard",
  4424.     "go wach naturo and play wif urself fag REKT",
  4425.     "LOL i fuckd u so hard just like ur mum lst nit fag",
  4426.     "u play liek a blynd stefen hawkin haha",
  4427.     "ARE U GUEYS NEW??",
  4428.     "are u as bad at life as u are in gmod??",
  4429.     "omg this is 2 ezy are U even trying??",
  4430.     "why dont u go play halo an fist ur butthol faget",
  4431.     "hey granma is that u???? LOL so bad",
  4432.     "time for you 2 uninstale the game shit stane",
  4433.     "congrtulations ur the worlds worst gmod player",
  4434.     "dose ur aim come in NOT NOOBE? LMAO",
  4435.     "lol i troled u so hard *OWNED*",
  4436.     "\"i lik 2 eat daddys logs of poo for lucnh while jackn off 2 naturo\"- u",
  4437.     "take a se4t faget $hitstain u got OWNDE",
  4438.     "LOL scrub ur gettin rekt hardcroe",
  4439.     "R u mad becouse ur bad nooby?",
  4440.     "LMAO did u go to da buthurt king an g3t urself a butthurt with fries?!?",
  4441.     "why dont u go and play manoppoly you noob",
  4442.     "you hav no lyfe you cant evan play gmod propaly",
  4443.     "im hi rite now on ganj but im stil ownen u xD",
  4444.     "if u want my cum bake ask ur mum LOL",
  4445.     "butdocter prognoses: OWND",
  4446.     "cry 2 ur dads dick forver noob",
  4447.     "lol troled autismal faget",
  4448.     "LOL N3RD owned",
  4449.     "\"i love to drink sprems all day\"- u",
  4450.     "crushd nerd do u want a baindaid for that LOL",
  4451.     "lol rectal rekage ur so sh1t lol",
  4452.     "ass states - [_] NOT REKT [X] REKT",
  4453.     "lmao do u even try????",
  4454.     "are u slippan off ur chaire cos ur ass is bleeding so hard??",
  4455.     "u better get a towel for all ur tears faget",
  4456.     "u got ass asassenated by me rofl",
  4457.     "u wont shit agen thats how rekt ur ass is",
  4458.     "i bet youre anus is sore from me ownen u LOL",
  4459.     "im gonna record a fragshow so i can watch me pwn u ova and ova LMAO",
  4460.     "i almost feel sorry for you hahahaha",
  4461.     "lol why dont u play COD so i can own you there too",
  4462.     "how dose it feel to be owneded so hartd??",
  4463.     "rekt u lol another one for the fraghsow",
  4464.     "if i was as bade as u i would kil myself",
  4465.     "dont fell bad not ervry one can be goode",
  4466.     "do u need some loob for ur butt so it doesnt hurt so much when i fuck u",
  4467.     "spesciall delivary for CAPTEN BUTTHURT",
  4468.     "wats wrong cant play wif ur dads dik in ur mouth????",
  4469.     "maybe if u put down the cheseburgers u could kill me lol fat nerd",
  4470.     "getting mad u virgan nerd??",
  4471.     "butt docta prognosis: buttfustrated",
  4472.     "<<< OWEND U >>>",
  4473.     "if u were a fish you wuld be a sperm whael LOL",
  4474.     ">mfw i ownd u",
  4475.     "u r a autism LOL",
  4476.     "hahahah fuk u kid u suck OWENED!!!!",
  4477.     "say hi 2 utoobe loser loL",
  4478.     "агсл тшппукы xaxaxaxa",
  4479.     "go bak 2 britain cuz u got teabagged LOLL!!!",
  4480.     "rekt u noob *OWNED*",
  4481.     "ur gonna have 2 wear dipers now cos ur ass got SHREDED by me",
  4482.     "y dont u take a short strole to the fagot store and buy some skills scrub",
  4483.     "school3d by a 13yo lol u r rely bad",
  4484.     "ur pathetic nerd its like u have parkensons",
  4485.     "u just got promoted 2 cumcaptain prestige",
  4486.     "lol pwnd",
  4487.     "u just got butt raped lol TROLLED U",
  4488.     "did u learn 2 aim from stevie wondar??? LOL",
  4489.     "tell ur mum to hand the keyboard and mosue back",
  4490.     "how does it feel to be shit on by a 13 yer old",
  4491.     "r u into scat porns or some thing cos it feel\"s like u want me 2 shit on u",
  4492.     "u play gmod like my granpa and hes ded",
  4493.     "are u new or just bad?? noobe",
  4494.     "u play gmod lik a midget playin basket ball",
  4495.     "welcome to the noob scoole bus first stop ur house <<PWND>>",
  4496.     ">mfw i rek u",
  4497.     "\"i got my ass kiked so hard im shittn out my mouf\" - u",
  4498.     "<-(0.0)-<   dats u gettn ownd LOL",
  4499.     "u just got ur ass ablitterated <<<RECKT>>>",
  4500.     "c=3 (dats ur tiney dik rofl)",
  4501.     "just leeve the game and let the real mans play",
  4502.     "ur so bad u make ur noobe team look good",
  4503.     "CONGRASTULATIONS YOU GOT FRIST PRIZE IN BEING BUTT MAD (BUT LAST IN PENIS SIZE LMAO)",
  4504.     "im not even trying to pwn u its just so easy",
  4505.     "im only 13 an im better than u haha XD",
  4506.     "u just got raped",
  4507.     "some one an ambulance cos u just got DE_STROYED",
  4508.     "i hope u got birth control coz u got rapped",
  4509.     "lol pwnd scrubb",
  4510.     "you play lik a girl",
  4511.     "\"i got fukd so hard dat im cummin shit n shittn cum\"- u",
  4512.     "ur gonna need tampons for ur ass afta that ownage",
  4513.     "{{ scoooled u }}",
  4514.     "(O.o) ~c======3 dats me jizzan on u",
  4515.     "dont wrry at least ur tryan XD",
  4516.     "cya noob send me a post card from pwnd city ROFL",
  4517.     "its ok if u keep practasing u will get bettar lol #rekt",
  4518.     "\"evry time i fart 1 liter of cum sqerts out\" - u",
  4519.     "rofl i pwnd u scrub #420 #based #mlgskill",
  4520.     "u fail just like ur dads condom",
  4521.     "if i pwnd u any harder it wud be animal abuse",
  4522.     "uploaden this fragshow roflmao",
  4523. }
  4524.  
  4525. local buyourshitfaggot = {
  4526.  
  4527.     "CAC + VAC + HAC + SAC UNDETECTED",
  4528.     "GET ICE CREAM",
  4529.     "STEP UP YOUR GAME FAGGOT",
  4530.     "BE THE BEST WHEN YOU GET THE BEST",
  4531.     "MAKE DARKRP KIDS CRY",
  4532.     "DEMOLISH THE LUA STATE",
  4533.     "PUT YOUR POWER ON DISPLAY",
  4534.     "STOMP NOOBS INTO THE DIRT",
  4535.     "CRASH SERVERS WITH NO SURVIVORS",
  4536.     "HACK ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYONE",
  4537.     "DESTROY ALL ANTICHEATS",
  4538.     "TRIGGER FEMINISTS",
  4539.     "KILL NIGGERS",
  4540.     "START A SECOND HOLOCAUST",
  4541.     "TIRED OF BEING A TOTAL FUCKING LOSER?",
  4542.     "STOMP THE COMP",
  4543.     "BLACK LIVES SPLATTERED",
  4544.     "MAKE FACEPUNCH FACEDUNKED",
  4545.     "BECOME UNBANNABLE",
  4546.     "MADBLUNTZ.RS SERBIAN WEED FANATICS CENTRAL",
  4547.     "DUNK SO HARD YOU BREAK THE NET",
  4548.     "#1 CAUSE OF ADMIN SUICIDES",
  4549.     "NO FAT CHICKS",
  4550.     "DO U LIKE CHEATING?",
  4551.     "LEGIT IS FOR LOSERS",
  4552.     "YOUR LOSER PARENTS NEVER BOUGHT YOU TOYS THIS COOL",
  4553.     "SHOOT THE HOTTEST LOADS",
  4554.     "GAS JEWS LIKE ITS 1942",
  4555.     "MADBLUNTZ.RS",
  4556.     "DECIMATE LUA SKIDS",
  4557.     "GET A REAL CHEAT",
  4558.     "GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN",
  4559.     "GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT",
  4560.     "TURN ON ANTIAIM AND LIVE FOREVER",
  4561.     "SPINBOT TO THE MOON",
  4562.     "KICK BRYNJOLF'S ASS",
  4563.     "PLAY MORROWIND AND STOMP PUBS AT THE SAME TIME",
  4564.     "DISRUPT EARTH'S MAGNETIC FIELD",
  4565.     "SPAM SHITTY MUSIC OVER VOICE CHAT WHILE GREASING NERDS",
  4566.     "SCALLOP YOUR TRASH CANS",
  4567.     "JOIN THE COOL KIDS' CLUB",
  4568.     "DON'T GET SMASHED",
  4569.     "SPAM ADVERTISEMENTS",
  4570.     "BREAK EVERYBODY'S DICK",
  4571.     "SHIT ON ROBOTBOY'S GRAVE",
  4572.     "KILL TWELVIES IN A SNAP",
  4573.     "FIND ALL THE LOOT",
  4574.     "FUCK EVERYTHING UP",
  4575.     "KILL COMMUNIST SERVER ADMINS WITH EASE",
  4576.     "GET GOOD SKID",
  4577.     "DDOS EVERYONE",
  4578.     "READ 200 PARAGRAPHS OF BULLSHIT",
  4579.     "BIND SHIT TO KEYS",
  4580.     "REDIRECT SHIT TO MY WEBSITE",
  4581.     "PISS ON KUROZAEL'S SHITTY FORUMS",
  4582.     "LEARN HOW TO EXPLOIT CLOCKWORK",
  4583.     "SIFT THROUGH ENDLESS FUCKING SPAM MESSAGES",
  4584.     "GET IN TOUCH WITH THE BIGGEST MINGE CREWS",
  4585.     "FIND NEW FRIENDS",
  4586.     "GROW AN EXTRA DICK",
  4587.     "GET CHICKS",
  4588.     "DDOS PEOPLE UNTIL THEIR ROUTERS EXPLODE",
  4589.     "HAVE ORGIES",
  4590.     "DITCH YOUR OLD SHIT",
  4591.     "SMASH PEOPLES' SKULLS IN",
  4592.     "CALIBER SENDS HIS REGARDS",
  4593.     "FUCK MPGH, USE MY SHIT!",
  4594.     "MPGH NEVER SAW IT COMING",
  4595.     "DITCH MPGH AND ALL THOSE OTHER GAY ASS LEAK SITES",
  4596.     "RAPE ADMINS",
  4597.     "NO MORE SKIDS",
  4598.     "EVERYTHING YOU NEED, NOTHING YOU DON'T",
  4599.     "BHOP FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND",
  4600.     "STOP ERPERS IN THEIR TRACKS",
  4601.     "SHOOT UP SERVERS LIKE THEY'RE COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL",
  4602.     "KILL JEWS",
  4603.     "FRY USB PORTS LIKE EGGS",
  4604.     "PLAY HL2RP LIKE A PRO",
  4605.     "LIVE FOR 1000 YEARS",
  4606.     "GET THE AIM OF KQLY",
  4607.     "GET A BETTER FUCKING CHEAT",
  4608.     "SEE INTO THE FUTURE (OR JUST WALLS)",
  4609.     "BECOME OMNIPOTENT",
  4610.     "GET INFO ON WHOEVER YOU LOOK AT",
  4611.     "COMPLETE WITH CHANGELOGS",
  4612.     "FEATURES YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE",
  4613.     "THE WORLD'S BEST & COMPLETELY FREE LUA CHEAT",
  4614.     "BREAK THROUGH EVERY FIREWALL",
  4615.     "GET THE NEW COOL THING THAT EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT",
  4616.     "LEAVE YOUR SKIDDIE FRIENDS IN THE DUST",
  4617. }
  4618.  
  4619. local annoyingquestions = {
  4620.     "whats the max tabs you can have open on a vpn",
  4621.     "how many vpns does it take to stop a ddos",
  4622.     "whats better analog or garrys mod",
  4623.     "whats the time",
  4624.     "is it possible to make a clock in binary",
  4625.     "how many cars can you drive at once",
  4626.     "did you know there's more planes on the ground than there is submarines in the air",
  4627.     "how many busses can you fit on 1 bus",
  4628.     "how many tables does it take to support a chair",
  4629.     "how many doors does it take to screw a screw",
  4630.     "how long can you hold your eyes closed in bed",
  4631.     "how long can you hold your breath for under spagetti",
  4632.     "whats the fastest time to deliver the mail as mail man",
  4633.     "how many bees does it take to make a wasp make honey",
  4634.     "If I paint the sun blue will it turn blue",
  4635.     "how many beavers does it take to build a dam",
  4636.     "how much wood does it take to build a computer",
  4637.     "can i have ur credit card number",
  4638.     "is it possible to blink and jump at the same time",
  4639.     "did you know that dinosaurs were, on average, large",
  4640.     "how many thursdays does it take to paint an elephant purple",
  4641.     "if cars could talk how fast would they go",
  4642.     "did you know theres no oxygen in space",
  4643.     "do toilets flush the other way in australia",
  4644.     "if i finger paint will i get a splinter",
  4645.     "can you build me an ant farm",
  4646.     "can you craft me a campfire",
  4647.     "did you know australia hosts 4 out of 6 of the deadliest spiders in the world",
  4648.     "is it possible to ride a bike in space",
  4649.     "can i make a movie based around your life",
  4650.     "how many pants can you put on while wearing pants",
  4651.     "if I paint a car red can it wear pants",
  4652.     "how come no matter what colour the liquid is the froth is always white",
  4653.     "can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the car pool lane",
  4654.     "how come the sun is cold at night",
  4655.     "why is it called a TV set when there is only one",
  4656.     "if i blend strawberries can i have ur number",
  4657.     "if I touch the moon will it be as hot as the sun",
  4658.     "did u know ur dad is always older than u",
  4659.     "did u know the burger king logo spells burger king",
  4660.     "did uknow if u chew on broken glass for a few mins, it starts to taste like blood",
  4661.     "did u know running is faster than walking",
  4662.     "did u kno the colur blue is called blue because its blue",
  4663.     "did you know a shooting star isnt a star",
  4664.     "did u know shooting stars dont actually have guns",
  4665.     "did u kno the great wall of china is in china",
  4666.     "statistictal fact: 100% of non smokers die",
  4667.     "did you kmow if you eat you poop it out",
  4668.     "did u know rain clouds r called rain clouds cus they are clouds that rain",
  4669.     "if cows drink milk is that cow a cannibal",
  4670.     "did u know you cant win a staring contest with a stuffed animal",
  4671.     "did u know if a race car is at peak speed and hits someone they'll die",
  4672.     "did u know the distance between the sun and earth is the same distance as the distance between the earth and the sun",
  4673.     "did u kno flat screen tvs arent flat",
  4674.     "did u know aeroplane mode on ur phone doesnt make ur phone fly",
  4675.     "did u kno too many britdhays can kill you",
  4676.     "did u know rock music isnt for rocks",
  4677.     "did u know if you eat enough ice you can stop global warming",
  4678.     "if ww2 happened before vietnam would that make vietnam world war 2",
  4679.     "did you know 3.14 isn't a real pie",
  4680.     "did u know 100% of stair accidents happen on stairs",
  4681.     "can vampires get AIDS",
  4682.     "what type of bird was a dodo",
  4683.     "did u know dog backwards is god",
  4684.     "did you know on average a dog barks more than a cat",
  4685.  
  4686. }
  4687.  
  4688. function SH.GenerateInsult()
  4689.  
  4690.     return table.Random(openers).." you "..table.Random(joiners).." "..table.Random(enders)
  4691.  
  4692. end
  4693. function SH.GenerateInsult2()
  4694.  
  4695.     return string.upper(table.Random(openers)).." YOU "..string.upper(table.Random(joiners)).." "..string.upper(table.Random(joiners)).." "..string.upper(table.Random(enders))
  4696.  
  4697. end
  4698. function SH.GenerateInsult3()
  4699.  
  4700.     return table.Random(adminstarts).." you "..table.Random(joiners).." "..table.Random(enders)
  4701.  
  4702. end
  4703. function SH.GenerateInsult4()
  4704.  
  4705.     return table.Random(cancerstrike)
  4706.  
  4707. end
  4708. function SH.bigadvertspam()
  4709.  
  4710.     return table.Random(buyourshitfaggot).." :: GET SHITCHEAT NOW FOR FREE @ MADBLUNTZ.RS"
  4711.  
  4712. end
  4713. function SH.GenerateAutism()
  4714.  
  4715.     return table.Random(annoyingquestions)
  4716.  
  4717. end
  4718. local function assspam()
  4719.     if defcon.Settings["superspam"] then
  4720.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4721.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..SH.GenerateInsult().." " )
  4722.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4723.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..SH.GenerateInsult().." " )
  4724.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4725.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..SH.GenerateInsult().." " )
  4726.          else
  4727.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..SH.GenerateInsult().." " )
  4728.          end
  4729.     end
  4730. end
  4731. timer.Create("Spammins9030", .05,0,assspam)
  4732. local function madspam()
  4733.     if defcon.Settings["madspam"] then
  4734.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4735.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..SH.GenerateInsult2().." " )
  4736.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4737.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..SH.GenerateInsult2().." " )
  4738.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4739.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..SH.GenerateInsult2().." " )
  4740.          else
  4741.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..SH.GenerateInsult2().." " )
  4742.          end
  4743.     end
  4744. end
  4745. timer.Create("Spammins9000", .05,0,madspam)
  4746. local function badminspam()
  4747.     if defcon.Settings["badminspam"] then
  4748.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4749.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..SH.GenerateInsult3().." " )
  4750.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4751.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..SH.GenerateInsult3().." " )
  4752.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4753.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..SH.GenerateInsult3().." " )
  4754.          else
  4755.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..SH.GenerateInsult3().." " )
  4756.          end
  4757.     end
  4758. end
  4759. timer.Create("kms", .05,0,badminspam)
  4760. local function autispam()
  4761.     if defcon.Settings["autispam"] then
  4762.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4763.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..SH.GenerateInsult4().." " )
  4764.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4765.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..SH.GenerateInsult4().." " )
  4766.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4767.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..SH.GenerateInsult4().." " )
  4768.          else
  4769.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..SH.GenerateInsult4().." " )
  4770.          end
  4771.     end
  4772. end
  4773. timer.Create("NIGTIMERRR", .05,0,autispam)
  4774. local function adspam()
  4775.     if defcon.Settings["adspam"] then
  4776.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4777.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..SH.bigadvertspam().." " )
  4778.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4779.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..SH.bigadvertspam().." " )
  4780.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4781.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..SH.bigadvertspam().." " )
  4782.          else
  4783.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..SH.bigadvertspam().." " )
  4784.          end
  4785.     end
  4786. end
  4787. timer.Create("pleaseshoteme", .05,0,adspam)
  4788. local function obnoxiousspam()
  4789.     if defcon.Settings["obnoxiousspam"] then
  4790.         if ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4791.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " .."// "..SH.GenerateAutism().." " )
  4792.          elseif ( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and !defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4793.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay " ..SH.GenerateAutism().." " )
  4794.          elseif !( GAMEMODE_NAME == "cwhl2rp" )  and defcon.Settings["OOCspam"] then
  4795.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say ".."// "..SH.GenerateAutism().." " )
  4796.          else
  4797.          LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..SH.GenerateAutism().." " )
  4798.          end
  4799.     end
  4800. end
  4801. timer.Create("pleasesh3oteme", .05,0,obnoxiousspam)
  4802.  
  4803. concommand.Add( "cwSay", cwSay )
  4804. concommand.Add("ass_insult", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..(SH.GenerateInsult())  )  end)
  4805. concommand.Add("cw_insult", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay "..(SH.GenerateInsult())  )  end)
  4806. concommand.Add("ass_insult2", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..(SH.GenerateInsult2())  ) end)
  4807. concommand.Add("cw_insult2", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay "..(SH.GenerateInsult2())  ) end)
  4808. concommand.Add("ass_insult3", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand("say "..(SH.GenerateInsult3()) ) end)
  4809. concommand.Add("cw_insult3", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand("cwSay "..(SH.GenerateInsult3()) ) end)
  4810. concommand.Add("ass_insult4", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand( "say "..(SH.GenerateInsult4()) ) end)
  4811. concommand.Add("cw_insult4", function() LocalPlayer():ConCommand( "cwSay "..(SH.GenerateInsult4()) ) end)
  4812.  
  4813. --laser eyes (old shit from anozira days)
  4814.  
  4815. hook.Add("PostDrawOpaqueRenderables", "lasereyes", function()
  4816.     if defcon.Settings["lasereyes"] and GetConVarNumber("panicmode") == 0 then
  4817.     for k, v in pairs(player.GetAll())do
  4818.     if SafeCheck(v) == true then
  4819.         local pos, ang = v:GetShootPos();
  4820.         render.SetMaterial(Material("sprites/bluelaser1"));
  4821.         render.DrawBeam(pos, v:GetEyeTrace().HitPos, 5, 1, 1, team.GetColor(v:Team()));
  4822.     end
  4823.     end
  4824.     end
  4825. end)  
  4826.  
  4827. --pickup and dupein radius from niggermenu
  4828.  
  4829. function DupeInRadius()
  4830.         local ply = LocalPlayer()
  4831.             for k,v in pairs( ents.GetAll() ) do
  4832.                     local pos = v:GetPos()
  4833.                     if v:IsValid() and ply:GetPos():Distance(pos) <= 180 then
  4834.                             if v:GetClass() == "cw_item"  then
  4835.                         for i=0,2,1 do
  4836.                             Clockwork.datastream:Start("EntityMenuOption", {v, "cwItemTake", "cwItemTake"})
  4837.                         end
  4838.                     elseif v:GetClass() == "cw_cash" then
  4839.                         for i=0,2,1 do
  4840.                     Clockwork.datastream:Start("EntityMenuOption", {v, "cwCashTake", "cwCashTake"})
  4841.                 end
  4842.             end
  4843.         end
  4844.     end
  4845. end
  4846.  
  4847.    concommand.Add( "dupeinradius", DupeInRadius )
  4848.  
  4849. function PickUpInRadius()
  4850.     local ply = LocalPlayer()
  4851.         for k,v in pairs( ents.GetAll() ) do
  4852.                 local pos = v:GetPos()
  4853.                 if v:IsValid() and ply:GetPos():Distance(pos) <= 2048 then
  4854.                         if v:GetClass() == "cw_item"  then
  4855.                                 Clockwork.datastream:Start("EntityMenuOption", {v, "cwItemTake", "cwItemTake"});
  4856.                         elseif v:GetClass() == "cw_cash" then
  4857.                                 Clockwork.datastream:Start("EntityMenuOption", {v, "cwCashTake", "cwCashTake"});
  4858.                         elseif v:GetClass() == "cw_shipment" then
  4859.                                 Clockwork.datastream:Start("EntityMenuOption", {v, "cwShipmentOpen", "cwShipmentOpen"});
  4860.                         elseif v:GetClass() == "prop_physics" then
  4861.                                 Clockwork.datastream:Start("EntityMenuOption", {v, "cwContainerOpen", "cwContainerOpen"});
  4862.                         elseif v:GetClass() == "prop_ragdoll" then
  4863.                                 Clockwork.datastream:Start("EntityMenuOption", {v, "cwContainerOpen", "cwContainerOpen"});
  4864.                          end
  4865.                 end
  4866.         end
  4867. end
  4868. concommand.Add( "pickupinradius", PickUpInRadius )
  4869.  
  4870. --clientside convars (not cac detected retard)
  4871.  
  4872. CreateClientConVar( "defcon.boxESP", 0, true, false)
  4873. CreateClientConVar( "defcon.propchams", 0, true, false)
  4874. CreateClientConVar( "defcon.radiochams", 0, true, false)
  4875. CreateClientConVar( "defcon.chams", 0, true, false)
  4876. CreateClientConVar( "entitychams", 0, true, false)
  4877. CreateClientConVar( "panicmode", 0, true, false)
  4878.  
  4879. --gutted leftovers that for some reason make the freecam work again (idk why)
  4880.  
  4881. hook.Add("CalcView", "", function( p, o, a, f)
  4882.  
  4883. end);
  4884.  
  4885. --spectat0r detect0r
  4886.  
  4887. speclist = speclist or {}
  4888. for k, v in pairs(player.GetAll()) do
  4889. function twoplustwo()
  4890. local me = LocalPlayer()
  4891. if !me:IsValid() then return end
  4892. if string.find(gmod.GetGamemode().Name, "terrortown") or string.find(gmod.GetGamemode().Name, "TTT") then
  4893.     if( v:GetObserverTarget() and v != me and v:GetObserverTarget() == me and !table.HasValue( speclist, v ) ) then
  4894.         surface.PlaySound("buttons/bell1.wav")
  4895.         chat.AddText( v:Nick().." is now spectating you.", Color(sc2) )
  4896.         table.insert( speclist, v )
  4897.     end
  4898.     for k,v in pairs( speclist ) do
  4899.     if( !IsValid( v ) ) then table.remove( speclist, k ) continue end
  4900.     if( !v:GetObserverTarget() or ( v:GetObserverTarget() and v:GetObserverTarget() != me ) ) then
  4901.         chat.AddText( v:Nick().." is no longer spectating you.", Color(lightgreen) )
  4902.         table.remove( speclist, k )
  4903.     end
  4904. end
  4905. end
  4906. end
  4907. end
  4908.    
  4909.     hook.Add("Think", "twoplustwo", twoplustwo)
  4910. --[[
  4911. GREETZ:
  4912. Johnny Nutmegg, Tito, Seals, Lincent, Dr. Richard Head, Caliber, the rest of the Madbluntz.rs team, Spets,
  4913. Rush, Mack, Ghost, Shawntism, Fried_Kooch, Timi, AROLTD, Kibler, Oscar, Rootie, Verrock, Thrice, A5, Ted, Quak,
  4914. The fags at citizenhack.me and odium.pro, the 'KNOWN MINGE' team, The anozira team, And all the cool people
  4915. who have used this cheat.  Also, shoutout to the cool kid at lapfoxtrax.com for the shitty lyrics I used in the
  4916. menu display shit.
  4917.  
  4918. Created by the Madbluntz.rs R&D team (AKA Caliber) for internal use during raids.
  4919. Released and developed publicly to encourage both new people to join and to create the best public lua cheat imaginable.
  4920. Free to distribute, modify, use, and copy any way.
  4921.  
  4922. "Shitcheat: free forever, always."
  4923.  
  4924. Certified compatible with odium.pro and citizenhack.me gLua
  4925.  
  4926. --]]
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