Anonymous 06/09/15(Tue)15:45:02 /b/

Jun 9th, 2015
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  1. >Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure
  2. >Women are not
  3. >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside the vagina
  4. >Women do not
  5. >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships
  6. >Women can, and most enjoy doing it
  7. >Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin
  8. >A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman
  9. >Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant
  10. >Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women
  11. >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like a bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone
  12. >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of money on them
  13. >Dolphins give up easily
  14. >Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina
  15. >Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades
  16. >You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean
  17. >Dolphins are more intelligent than women
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