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  1. How do I crossover? A story written by the great Elteh.
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  3. HIIII! ^_^
  4. I'm going to write a crossover fanfic between my favourite games with my OC Eleth and my friend’s OC Edgelord Blue! Don't worry they won't be Mary Sues XDD still better than Micaiaiaiaiaiiah! Lol!
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  6. ...Kidding aside, let's see how wrong this fic will go.
  7. Answer: Very wrong.
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  9. ----- I S A A C I S N O T I N S M A S H ----
  10. It was a cloudy evening. The cooling weather was nice, but unfortunately her life was not nice. That's what Eleth thought. Eleth was a teenager of 14 years old who was a nerd and obsessed with video games. However, her personality was friendly and inviting, so despite being a nerd, she had lots of friends.
  11. Her best friend was Blue the Edgelord (that's actually his nickname), and he was emo and depressed, but deep inside he was actually a very nice guy. His waifu was Cordelia.
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  13. Author’s note: Yo, I know you like the video game characters you came here for, but my OC is the best of all time.
  14. Aka: They'll probably appear in Chapter 10 or some shit.
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  16. Eleth sighed. School sucked. Despite her massive army of friends, she was still bullied. No, this is not a plothole, I swear. She decided to confide in Edgelord Blue, and called him with her phone.
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  18. Ring… RING….
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  20. “OMG EDGELORD MY MAN I'M DEPRESSED HALP” she screamed into the phone.
  21. “Wait, I'm minmaxing my super Caeldori in Fates.” Then the edgelord hung up.
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  23. Eleth sobbed in a corner. Her wet tears rolled down her cheeks, and her heart ached.
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  25. You see, she was not alone. Her Amiibo were actually ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! 11
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  27. Ike stared and rolled his eyes. Pit made some fourth wall joke. Dark Pit was edgy as hell. And some stuff.
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  29. Somehow, Eleth saw this. Her heart skipped a beat. SHE WAS SHOCKED!
  30. “OMFG, DID THOSE AMIIBOS JUST MOVE???” she shrieked. She proceeded to dumbly state, like a Conquest Corrin, “Nah, must be my eyes playing tricks on me.”
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  32. You see, the author would've liked to extend this drama for a few more chapters, with anxiety and all that shit, but Ike suddenly told Eleth to shut up, and that she was being stupid and angsty. His statement was so blunt that she would've cried, if she actually paid attention to what he said. Instead, she stared at his magnificent muscles and ignored his shitty Jason Adkins voice. Seriously, get Matthew Mercer to voice him instead.
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  34. Any normal person would've been screaming and thinking that this was a dream, but Eleth was excited that her anime husbando (that wasn't a ninja or a great knight) was actually REAL!!!
  35. Even though he was an Amiibo, but screw logic.
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  37. By the way, the chapter ends here… For the drama! XDDDDDD
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  41. Chapter 2
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  43. HIIII! I'M BACK AGAIN! did you know I like Ike??? yeah he'll be written a lot in this fic XD
  44. :p
  45. “Hey, uh, Ike? I think our (mentally retarded) video game nerd is busy fangirling.” Pit pointed out.
  46. Ike sighed, “I don't know what I expected.”
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  48. “Still better than a Lucario obsession?”
  49. “...No, none of that, please. I'm getting horrible traumatic flashbacks.”
  50. “Right, I forgot. We don't want you screaming like that one scene in RD where...”
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  52. Ike groaned. He was surrounded by insanity, and his fanbase was mostly filled by yaoi shippers and Smash fans that thought he was some dumb reckless shit. To be fair, he was reckless, but he wasn't that dumb.
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  54. You see, this Ike amiibo was the REAL IKE™’s dead soul possessing an amiibo, and he couldn't get out. He died from all the OOC Ikes out there, and even Intelligent Systems forgot how to write him. He wished the 3-13 acher, no, archer, would kill him, even though he was already dead.
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  56. Being Ike is suffering. Back to the situation at hand.
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  58. Eleth was going insane by fangirling, and Ike and Pit are the only ones talking because who the hell cares about Shulk and some other guys? Reyn is better.
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  60. A swishing sound could be heard, and Eleth’s NEW 3DS started rumbling. Suddenly, a portal opened up, and everyone RELEVANT got sucked in.
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  62. Find out what happens on the next episode of Pokemon Z. Oh wait, that game doesn't exist.
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