[01:10] <Ahzela> ==start==
[01:13] <Ikki_> After a night of happenings we made it back to my BASE OF OPERATIONS. Its night time (when all superheroes do their work obviously), so thankfully no one notices me or my apparently newly acquired alien companion. We were unable to speak before due to me fighting the evil JACKBOT, but now that I have defeated the foe I was able to bring this new mysterious horned stranger back to my abode. "Tell me, who are you exactly?"
[01:15] <Ahzela> A m0r3 imp0rtant qu3sti0n... Wh0 ar3 Y0U?
[01:15] <Ahzela> why did y0u bring m3 h3r3?
[01:17] <Ikki_> "I am the Flaming Wheel of Justice, Helia! You are obviously an alien of some kind, so I could not just let you run around where you could possibly get hurt or hurt others!"
[01:18] <Ahzela> Huh.. A rath3r fri3ndly ali3n it s33ms!
06[01:18] * Ahzela straight3ns h3rs3lf and stands in a p0mp0us p0s3
[01:19] <Ahzela> I, am Ahz3la, plan3t 3xpl0r3r, wand3r3r, surv3y0r!
[01:20] <Ahzela> I'm afraid I app3ar t0 hav3 b33n cast strand3d h3r3 :/
[01:21] <Ikki_> "What species are you exactly? Martian? Venusian? Alpha centaurian>"
[01:21] <Ahzela> I gu3ss whil3 i am h3r3 I can 3nj0y this plan3t a bit!
[01:21] <Ahzela> Alt3rnian!
[01:22] <Ahzela> Can y0u n0t t3ll by th3 skin and h0rns?
[01:22] <Ahzela> Hmm... Y0u must b3 past th3 v3rag0 ch3ckp0int...
[01:23] <Ahzela> Ah n3v3rmind! I must b3 th3 0nly ali3n h3r3 th3n!
[01:23] <Ahzela> I'm surpris3d y0u ar3nt m0r3 sh0ck3d r3ally!
[01:24] <Ahzela> M0st sp3ci3s ar3 :p
[01:24] <Ikki_> "I have been trained to plan for such scenarios! Super heroes must never be shocked.
[01:25] <Ahzela> Sup3r h3r0s?
[01:26] <Ahzela> Is this s0m3 cast3 syst3m?
[01:26] <Ikki_> Caste system? Why of course not.
[01:27] <Ikki_> Im just a human who has risen above all others in order to protect the common folk.
[01:27] <Ahzela> Int3r3sting!
[01:28] <Ahzela> T3ll m3 m0r3!
06[01:28] * Ahzela hops onto the nearest thing to sit on
[01:30] <Ikki_> "Well I err"
[01:30] <Ikki_> "Superheroes are dispensers of justice!"
06[01:31] * Ahzela looks at the workbench and inspects the tools on it and the robotic limbs
[01:31] <Ikki_> "We fight of forces of villainry like the evil megalomaniac Jack"
06[01:31] * Ahzela begins fiddling with the robotic arm
[01:31] <Ahzela> TH3 3vil m3gal0maniac jack!?!?
[01:31] <Ikki_> "Dont touc- I mean be careful with that. Its corrupted by evil"
[01:32] <Ikki_> "Ive been using my heroic aura to purify it of its taint."
[01:32] <Ahzela> Is this.. TH3 3VIL JACK??!
[01:32] <Ahzela> wh0 is jack?
[01:32] <Ahzela> :p
06[01:33] * Ahzela high fives the hand on the arm
[01:33] <Ahzela> It d03snt l00k v3ry 3vil? H0w can a r0b0t b3 3vil?
[01:34] <Ikki_> "Jack isnt a robot, hes a human who has been swayed to darkness"
[01:35] <Ikki_> "He uses robots to terrify normal folk"
[01:35] <Ahzela> Huh... S0 what is wr0ng with th3s3.
[01:35] <Ahzela> Parts?
[01:36] <Ikki_> "They were in his clutches at some point. I suspect they might be covered in a toxin or venom. Currently Im trying to clean them so I can reuse the parts for the goodness of humanity"
06[01:36] * Ahzela licks the arm
[01:37] <Ahzela> S33ms g00d t0 m3!
[01:37] <Ahzela> Is f3rr0us 0xid3 p0is0n0us t0 y0u?
[01:37] <Ahzela> If s0 th3n its n0t g0ing t0 g3t b3tt3r l3aving it 0ut!
06[01:38] * Ikki_ grabs the arm from Ahzela.
[01:38] <Ikki_> "My arent you overly inquisitive"
[01:39] <Ahzela> H0w 0bs3rv3nt 0f y0u!
06[01:39] * Ahzela patts ikki on the back
[01:39] <Ahzela> W3ll d0ne!
[01:39] <Ikki_> "I would recommend keeping your hands to yourself. As an alien who knows what on our planet could harm you"
06[01:40] * Ahzela smiles at ikki
[01:40] <Ahzela> D0nt w0rry ab0ut m3!
[01:42] <Ahzela> S0 what d0 y0u plan t0 d0 with m3?
[01:42] <Ikki_> "well I uh"
[01:42] <Ikki_> "Currently we are in a large city, so unfortunately we cant let you go outside willy nilly"
[01:43] <Ikki_> "And also sometimes i have friends over
[01:43] <Ikki_> "But I know a friend who can take you in! Yeah!"
[01:43] <Ahzela> 0h?
[01:43] <Ikki_> "She will teach you about this world"
[01:43] <Ikki_> "She is the wisest person I know"
[01:43] <Ahzela> That s0unds fun!
[01:43] <Ahzela> Will I still g3t t0 talk t0 y0u?
[01:44] <Ahzela> Y0u s33m v3ry nic3 and... Is h3r0ic th3 right w0rd?
[01:44] <Ikki_> "Yeah! Very heroic!"
[01:45] <Ikki_> "She will create an esper account for you! We can talk that way"
[01:45] <Ahzela> Y0u us3 3sp3rchum?!?
[01:45] <Ahzela> That is an amazing c0incid3nc3!
[01:46] <Ahzela> What is y0ur us3rnam3?
[01:47] <Ikki_> "speedingCyclone"
06[01:47] * Ahzela tapps on her Bracers screen
[01:47] <Ahzela> I f0und y0u!
[01:47] <Ahzela> W3 sh0uld stay in t0uch!
[01:48] <Ahzela> Mayb3 aft3r I l3arn m0r3 ab0ut this w0rld w3 can talk b3tt3r!
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[01:48] <Ikki_> "Yes well we can do that"
[01:48] <Ahzela> S0 h0w d0 I r3ach this fri3nd?
[01:55] <Ikki_> I type something on my phone. "She will be coming soon to pick you up"
[01:57] <alexis_williams> you get a ping back "the fuck did you get now ikki?"
[01:57] <Ahzela> Nic3!
06[01:57] * Ahzela hugs ikki
[01:58] <Ahzela> Thanks f0r saving m3 by th3 way!
[01:58] <Ikki_> I type back "please just hurry. think of it like a present"
[01:58] <Ahzela> I w0uld pr0bably just g3t r3 captur3d and hav3 t0 kill th3m!
[01:58] <Ikki_> "Its no problem uh... Alternian!"
[01:58] <alexis_williams> *ping* "k, on my way"
[01:58] <Ahzela> And that w0uld b3 bad!
[01:59] <Ahzela> Y0u can call m3 ahz3la!
[01:59] <alexis_williams> *ping* "will be there n a few mins. cya"
[02:00] <alexis_williams> *ping* "...where the hell were u again?"
[02:01] <Ikki_> "Well your welcome Ahzela!"
[02:01] <Ikki_> "the garage, remember?"
[02:02] <alexis_williams> *ping* "k, there n 'bout 5 mins"
[02:03] <Ahzela> W0w this transp0rt is sl0w XD
[02:03] <Ikki_> "I agree. She doesnt use vastly superior transportation like roller skates"
[02:04] <alexis_williams> ((for real, ill be back in about 5 minutes, you can speak in the meanwhile))
[02:04] <Ahzela> R0ll3r skat3s?
[02:05] <Ahzela> Th0s3 s0und fun!
[02:06] <Ikki_> I equip my roller blades and do some sick skating around the garage.
[02:06] <Ahzela> 0.0
[02:08] <alexis_williams> ((im back))
[02:08] <alexis_williams> you hear a pickup truck approaching
[02:08] <Ahzela> Is this y0ur fri3nd?
[02:09] <alexis_williams> you hear someone knocking the garage door loudly
[02:09] <Ahzela> I go outside
[02:09] <alexis_williams> "...woah"
[02:10] <alexis_williams> "the heck, ikki"
[02:10] <Ahzela> H3y!
[02:10] <alexis_williams> "sup girl"
[02:10] <Ahzela> THATS m0r3 what I 3xp3ct!
[02:10] <alexis_williams> "nice costume"
[02:10] <Ahzela> H3h3
[02:11] <Ahzela> 3hr... Thanks?
[02:11] <Ahzela> It's n0t r3ally a c0stum3 th0ugh!
[02:11] <alexis_williams> you see alexis, she's wearing jeans, a pair of sneakers and a big jacket with a fuzzy border, her hair is mostly kept INSIDE the jacket
[02:11] <alexis_williams> "where's ikki?"
[02:11] <Ahzela> Just.. H3r3?
[02:12] <Ikki_> (shit sorry)
[02:12] <Ahzela> Ar3 y0u th3 on3 t0 tak3 m3 away?
[02:12] <Ikki_> "Hello Citizens!"
[02:12] <Ikki_> "Ahzela this is Alex! She is my big sister even if we arent blood related!"
[02:13] <Ahzela> Sist3r?
[02:13] <alexis_williams> "hey lil sis, you wanted me to drive you to a party or what?"
[02:13] <alexis_williams> "...who's the girl?"
06[02:13] * alexis_williams sits on the hood of the pickup
[02:13] <Ahzela> Hi I'm ahz3la!
[02:14] <Ikki_> "No! I can go to the parties myself!"
[02:14] <alexis_williams> "and your real name?"
[02:14] <Ikki_> "I need you to take care of my alien friend!"
[02:14] <alexis_williams> "c'mon ikki, you r still a ki-- wait, the heck"
[02:15] <Ahzela> 00h 3v3n b3tt3r!
[02:15] <alexis_williams> "wait what"
06[02:15] * alexis_williams stares in confusion at the stranger
[02:15] <Ahzela> I l0v3 it wh3n sp3ci3s g3t surpris3d that th3y ar3nt th3 0nly 0n3s!
[02:16] <Ahzela> It's w0nd3rful!
06[02:16] * alexis_williams approaches ahzela and gives one of her horns a hard tug to remove her "headband"
[02:17] <Ahzela> H3y!
[02:17] <Ikki_> "She obviously cant go out in daylight, and you live far away from everyone else, so i thought itd be perfect if you took her!"
[02:18] <alexis_williams> "k, enough roleplaying, the hell you ne--"
[02:18] <alexis_williams> "THE HELL"
06[02:18] * Ahzela grabs alexis' ear and pulls it
[02:18] <alexis_williams> "THE FUCKING HELL?!"
[02:18] <alexis_williams> "IKKI, IS THIS FOR REAL, CUZ YOU ARE-- OW--" *swats hand away*
[02:18] <Ahzela> S33! It's n0t nic3 t0 pull ali3n b0dy parts!
[02:19] <alexis_williams> "IS THIS GIRL ACTUALLY FOR REAL, SIS?"
[02:19] <Ahzela> At l3ast g3t t0 kn0w m3 first :p
[02:19] <Ikki_> "of course!'
[02:20] <Ikki_> "Do you take me for a fool? Or a liar?"
[02:20] <alexis_williams> "god DAMNIT IKKI... you owe me big for this"
[02:20] <Ahzela> Sh3 h3lp3d m3 3scap3 th3 military!
[02:20] <alexis_williams> "everyone, just get in the car"
06[02:20] * alexis_williams facepalms
[02:20] <Ahzela> 3v3ry0n3?
[02:21] <Ikki_> "I still have crime fighting to do!"
[02:21] <alexis_williams> "EVERYONE"
06[02:22] * alexis_williams slides down the hood and opens the passenger door
06[02:22] * Ahzela climbs ontop of the truck
[02:22] <Ahzela> Wh3r3 is th3 3nt3r3nc3?
[02:23] <alexis_williams> "get the hell down of my truck, babe, the entrance is right here" *points at open door*
[02:23] <Ahzela> 0h! Silly m3 :p
06[02:23] * Ahzela gets into the passenger seat
06[02:24] * alexis_williams walks over to the driver's entrance, enters and turns on the pickup
[02:24] <alexis_williams> "ikki, c'mon"
06[02:24] * Ikki_ has dissapeared into the night because a skype call has happened irl
[02:24] <alexis_williams> "god dammit ikki"
06[02:24] * alexis_williams begins slowly driving off
[02:25] <Ahzela> S0 wh3r3 d0 y0u liv3?
[02:26] <alexis_williams> "we can either go to my dad's or to the cabin, and im NOT taking you to my dad"
[02:26] <alexis_williams> "look... alien girl" *shudders* "the hell are you doing here with my lil sis!?!"
[02:27] <Ahzela> W3ll I g0t captur3d by s0m3 military, and sh3 was playing with s0m3 r0b0t!
[02:27] <alexis_williams> "probs the "evil" guy"
[02:27] <Ahzela> Sh3 finish3d playing, and saw m3 3scap3!
[02:28] <alexis_williams> "k so... you are an alien? for reals?"
[02:28] <Ahzela> And t00k m3 t0 h3r hid30ut
[02:28] <Ahzela> W3ll, ali3n is r3lativ3 :p
[02:28] <Ahzela> Y0u ar3 an ali3n t0 m3 :p
[02:29] <alexis_williams> "k so you r' alien to me then"
[02:29] <Ahzela> Y3p!
[02:29] <alexis_williams> "prove it so i know im not getting pranked"
[02:29] <Ahzela> H0w d0 y0u want m3 t0 d0 that?
[02:29] <alexis_williams> "idk, surprise me"
06[02:30] * Ahzela points her left wrist at alex' chest and turns on the laser pointer
[02:30] <Ahzela> D0 y0u want m3 t0?
[02:30] <alexis_williams> "that's a laser pointer"
[02:30] <alexis_williams> "i have like 10 of those"
[02:31] <Ahzela> W3ll... If pr0bably d03s s0m3thing!
[02:31] <Ahzela> 3h what3v3r
[02:31] <alexis_williams> "hell, i have a discoball that shoots those"
06[02:31] * Ahzela draws her laser rifle and shoots through the glass at a tree
[02:31] <alexis_williams> "what else can you do alien girl? clock's tick-- GOD DAMN"
[02:31] <Ahzela> Is that 3n0ugh?
[02:32] <alexis_williams> "PUT THAT DAMN THING DOWN AND I'LL SAY IT IS."
[02:32] <Ahzela> (It's a laser so it won't have damaged the glass
06[02:32] * Ahzela puts it back on her back
06[02:32] * alexis_williams accelerates the pickup a bit
02[02:33] * Ahzela (~AnionCati@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
03[02:33] * AnionCation (~AnionCati@cpc27-heme10-2-0-cust754.9-1.cable.virginm.net) has joined #RPGStuck_Orwell
03[02:33] * AnionCation is now known as Ahzela
[02:33] <Ahzela> D0nt w0rry i'm n0t h3r3 t0 hurt any0ne!
[02:33] <alexis_williams> "coolcool, so, the name's alexis"
06[02:34] * alexis_williams raises her left hand and points it at ahzela for a handshake, other hand still in the steering wheel"
[02:34] <Ahzela> I was h3r3 t0 sc0ut 776bqr... 0r 3arth... But I didn't 3xp3ct such... H0stility!
[02:34] <alexis_williams> "welcome to earth"
[02:34] <alexis_williams> "that's how it works"
06[02:34] * Ahzela shakes it
[02:34] <Ahzela> 0h...
[02:35] <alexis_williams> "oh man... an actual alien"
[02:35] <alexis_williams> "what happened?"
[02:35] <Ahzela> W3ll I gu3ss y0u as a sp3ci3s ar3 lucky th3n XD
[02:35] <alexis_williams> "what? why?"
[02:35] <Ahzela> Y0u s33 in sc0uting a plan3t th3r3 ar3 a f3w things w3 l00k f0r!
[02:36] <Ahzela> Habitility, int3llig3nc3 and h0stility!
[02:36] <Ahzela> If it's habitabl3, th3n w3 spr3ad t0 it!
[02:36] <Ahzela> If it is int3llig3ntly run, th3n w3 0ff3r it inclusi0n!
[02:37] <Ahzela> If it is h0stil3... W3 st0pp3d b0th3ring fighting and just... R3m0v3 it
06[02:37] * alexis_williams stops the car
[02:38] <alexis_williams> so you are wiping us out
[02:38] <Ahzela> N0 i'm n0t!
[02:38] <Ahzela> Th3 sc0ut3r n3v3r int3rf3r3s!
[02:38] <alexis_williams> then what is "removal"?
06[02:39] * alexis_williams punches ahzela
[02:39] <Ahzela> I'm supp0s3d t0 n0t b3 s33n if I can av0id it!
[02:39] <Ahzela> 0w!
[02:39] <Ahzela> What was that f0r?
[02:39] <Ahzela> M3 b3ing h3r3 m3ans that y0u AR3NT b3ing bl0wn up!
[02:40] <alexis_williams> "then you are staying here"
[02:40] <Ahzela> Thanks!
06[02:40] * alexis_williams floors it, driving down the highway wih reckless abandon
[02:40] <alexis_williams> "sigh"
[02:40] <Ahzela> I d0ubt y0u humans hav3 FTL y3t th0ugh?
[02:40] <Ahzela> S0 I r3ally can't d0 anything anyway!
06[02:41] * alexis_williams is thinking "she doesn't know that much of earth"
[02:41] <Ahzela> Which is pr3tty g00d!
[02:41] <alexis_williams> "we have lots of ftls"
[02:41] <Ahzela> N0 y0u d0nt!
[02:41] <alexis_williams> "in fact, we are designing even faster stuff"
[02:42] <alexis_williams> "so fast you dont even know"
[02:42] <Ahzela> If y0u did y0u w0uld b3 insid3 th3 v3rag0 ch3ckp0int!
[02:42] <alexis_williams> nah, we stay out of space stuff because it gets messy
[02:42] <Ahzela> W3ll, rath3r th3 ch3ckp0int w0uld m0ve!
[02:43] <Ahzela> N0... Ftl has a uniqu3 signatur3!
[02:43] <alexis_williams> ours doesn't
[02:43] <Ahzela> Y0u can't b3nd spac3 with0ut l3aving rippl3s!
[02:43] <alexis_williams> its special, babe
[02:43] <Ahzela> Mmhm
[02:43] <alexis_williams> ill maybe show you one day
[02:44] <Ahzela> Which is why y0u ar3 driving a c0mbust0n v3hicl3...
[02:44] <alexis_williams> nah, we keep it simple dow here
[02:44] <alexis_williams> we arent good with automated stuff tho, so driving at those speeds is also really messy
[02:45] <Ahzela> ...
[02:45] <Ahzela> Nic3 try :p
06[02:45] * alexis_williams takes a hard turn, drifting around a curve and continues to floor it down the highway
[02:45] <Ahzela> But my j0b is s33ing if a civilisati0n is advanc3d 0r n0t :p
[02:45] <alexis_williams> "you got me"
[02:46] <Ahzela> I can t3ll my alpha fr0m my b3ta :p
[02:46] <alexis_williams> "yeah, earth is a hell hole right now"
[02:46] <alexis_williams> "come back in a few milennia"
[02:46] <alexis_williams> "or take me with you"
[02:46] <Ahzela> G
[02:47] <alexis_williams> always wanted to see space
[02:47] <alexis_williams> ((g?))
[02:47] <Ahzela> *I'm n0t all0w3d t0 sh0w y0u 3v3n if I c0uld
[02:47] <Ahzela> My ship was d3str0y3d!
[02:47] <alexis_williams> "aw shucks"
[02:48] <alexis_williams> alright, we are getting there, still got some way tho"
[02:48] <alexis_williams> "what was your name again?"
[02:49] <Ahzela> Ahz3la!
[02:49] <Ahzela> What is y0urs?
[02:50] <alexis_williams> "already told you it was alexis"
[02:50] <Ahzela> Al3xis...
[02:50] <alexis_williams> "but yeah, not quite a pleasure meeting you 'zela"
[02:50] <Ahzela> That's a r3ally pr3tty nam3!
[02:50] <alexis_williams> oh
[02:50] <alexis_williams> uhh... thanks!
[02:51] <Ahzela> Alm0st s0unds lik3... Galaxis... Galaxy... Mmm
[02:51] <alexis_williams> yours sounds pretty good too
[02:51] <Ahzela> Thanks!
[02:51] <alexis_williams> so... i didn't know aliens sent kids in exploration missions
[02:51] <Ahzela> W3ll.. Kinda?
[02:52] <alexis_williams> are you actually really old?
[02:52] <Ahzela> Y0u s3nd 0n3 wh3n th3y ar3 abl3 t0 pass th3 t3sts!
[02:53] <Ahzela> I pass3d wh3n I was pr3tty y0ung!
[02:53] <alexis_williams> going to assume teens
[02:53] <alexis_williams> oh
[02:53] <Ahzela> And tim3 dilati0n h3lps k33p us y0ung!
[02:54] <Ahzela> W3ll... That might hav3 b33n a bug but what3v3r!
[02:54] <Ahzela> My l0gs say I'm... Tw3ntys0m3thing 3arth y3ars?
[02:55] <Ahzela> Tw3nty fiv3?
[02:55] <Ahzela> S0m3thing?
[02:55] <Ahzela> W3ll...
[02:55] <alexis_williams> you look around ikki's age
[02:55] <Ahzela> That's a li3!
[02:55] <alexis_williams> so, im guessing 15? 16?
[02:55] <Ahzela> I'm m0r3 14/15 ish ATM!
[02:56] <Ahzela> (This is a year or two before we start)
[02:56] <alexis_williams> hell yeah, nailed it
06[02:56] * alexis_williams does a drift again as she enters a dirt road, car jumping up and down
[02:57] <alexis_williams> "k so... you are gonna be crashing with me for a while then?"
[02:57] <Ahzela> That's v3ry impr3ssiv3 driving!
[02:57] <alexis_williams> all self taught, baby
06[02:58] * alexis_williams grins as she gives her own chest a pair of taps
[02:58] <Ahzela> Uhu...
[02:59] <Ahzela> And y3ah... I d0nt kn0w h0w l0ng I'll hav3 t0 stay!
[02:59] <alexis_williams> always wanted a roommate anyways
[02:59] <Ahzela> Aww thanks!
[03:00] <Ahzela> I r3ally appr3ciat3 this!
06[03:00] * alexis_williams begins slowing down as she approaches an even more rural road
[03:02] <Ahzela> S0 wh3r3 d0 humans liv3?
[03:02] <alexis_williams> all kinds of places
[03:03] <alexis_williams> departments, houses, mansions, castles, shacks, outdoors
[03:03] <alexis_williams> and we, we are living in a cabin 'zela
[03:03] <alexis_williams> one of the top tiers of outfoors relaxation and living
[03:04] <Ahzela> S0unds nic3!
[03:04] <Ahzela> My ship w0uld b3 c0zi3r but I'm sur3 I'll l0v3 it!
[03:05] <alexis_williams> c'mon, you cant get cozier than my bed.
[03:05] <alexis_williams> obvs, you are not sleeping there
[03:05] <Ahzela> ??
[03:05] <alexis_williams> but my place is pretty nice
[03:05] <Ahzela> S0rry can y0u 3xplain that?
[03:06] <alexis_williams> nevermind
[03:06] <Ahzela> Aww
06[03:06] * alexis_williams pulls to a stop next to a really big wooden cabin
[03:07] <Ahzela> W0w!
[03:08] <Ahzela> Its kinda lik3 a zubular r3ciprocat0r 0n d3lia V!
[03:08] <Ahzela> Th3y ar3 gr3at!
[03:08] <alexis_williams> you'll have to tell me about that one day
06[03:08] * alexis_williams opens the door and steps out, stretching
[03:08] <Ahzela> Th3r3 isn't much t0 say t0 b3 fair :p
[03:09] <alexis_williams> still
06[03:09] * Ahzela gets out too
06[03:09] * Ahzela taps on her wrist computer
[03:10] <Ahzela> S0 shall I s3t this as h0m3 th3n?
06[03:10] * alexis_williams walks to the door and unlocks it, taking a deep breath of the smell of home
[03:10] <alexis_williams> yeah, go loco
06[03:11] * Ahzela tapps enter and follows Alex in
[03:11] <alexis_williams> you see.... a mess
[03:11] <alexis_williams> but there's a sense to it
[03:12] <alexis_williams> there are some clothes in an oversized green couch, a big tv hanged on the wall, a few glasses on a small glass table
[03:12] <alexis_williams> ...in general, there's things where they finish being used
[03:12] <alexis_williams> surprisingly, there's no garbage
[03:13] <alexis_williams> "yup. so... this is home"
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[03:13] <Ahzela> I s33 y0u t00 appr3ciat3 3ntr0py!
[03:14] <alexis_williams> yup
[03:14] <alexis_williams> cant have enough of it
[03:14] <Ahzela> H3h3
[03:15] <alexis_williams> so... you can crash on the couch or take something from the fridge
06[03:15] * alexis_williams points at the door to the kitchen
[03:15] <alexis_williams> in fact, i think it would be pretty nice if we all slept
[03:15] <Ahzela> D0 y0u hav3 r3c0up3rati0n d3vic3s?
[03:16] <alexis_williams> beds?
[03:16] <Ahzela> 0h... Y0u us3 th0s3?
[03:16] <Ahzela> That's... Cut3?
[03:17] <alexis_williams> cute?
[03:17] <Ahzela> Y3ah... V3ry f3w civilisati0ns us3 th3m :p
[03:17] <alexis_williams> if you freaking call me cue again im gonna make you regret coming to earth, babe
06[03:18] * Ahzela looks up and down alex
[03:18] <alexis_williams> if you are going to ogle me atleast pretend to not do it ok?
[03:18] <Ahzela> D0 y0u dislik3 cut3n3ss?
06[03:18] * alexis_williams does a fake wink
[03:18] <alexis_williams> nah
[03:18] <alexis_williams> that's not it
[03:18] <Ahzela> (How do you fake a wink?)
[03:19] <alexis_williams> ((exaggerated))
[03:19] <Ahzela> ((Ahh))
06[03:19] * alexis_williams approaches ahzela and ruffles her hair
[03:20] <alexis_williams> go to sleep you... alien
[03:20] <Ahzela> S0 why d0 y0u dislik3 cut3 th3n?
[03:20] <Ahzela> Wh3r3 sh0uld I sl33p?
[03:20] <alexis_williams> dislike cute? god damn i got lots of cute, but i preffer badass
[03:20] <alexis_williams> ...hell if i know, i think i have another mattress under my bed
06[03:20] * alexis_williams walks to a door with a warning sign
[03:21] <Ahzela> D0 I sl33p und3r y0ur b3d th3n?
[03:21] <alexis_williams> if you want
[03:21] <alexis_williams> nah, we are dragging it out, and putting some blankets over it
[03:22] <Ahzela> 0k!
[03:22] <alexis_williams> come here alien girl, im gonna need your help
06[03:22] * Ahzela follows Alexis into her room
06[03:22] * alexis_williams opens the door... mess... mess everywhere
[03:23] <Ahzela> Th3s3 l00k lik3 c0mfy pil3s!
06[03:23] * alexis_williams picks up a few shirts and hoodies from the ground and throws a few into a corne- wait what?
[03:23] <alexis_williams> piles?
[03:23] <alexis_williams> you sleep in... piles of stuff?
[03:24] <Ahzela> W3ll y0u CAN
[03:24] <Ahzela> It's n0rmally what m0irails d0 th0ugh if th3y sl33p t0g3th3r
[03:25] <alexis_williams> im assuming that's your... romantic lovers thingy?
[03:25] <Ahzela> Kinda!
[03:25] <Ahzela> 1/4 0f it t0 b3 3xact!
[03:26] <alexis_williams> ...
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[03:26] <Ahzela> Mayb3 f0r an0th3r tim3 th0ugh!
[03:26] <alexis_williams> the hell is wrong with your species?!
[03:27] <alexis_williams> alright. pick one, bed or pile of mostly clean clothes and blankets
[03:27] <alexis_williams> ill ask you about those tomorrow
[03:27] <Ahzela> Hmm...
[03:27] <Ahzela> Pil3 s0unds m0r3 fun :p
[03:28] <alexis_williams> cool, even less work! :v
06[03:29] * alexis_williams opens the closet and begins throwing clothes and blankets to the ground
[03:29] <Ahzela> Haha!
06[03:29] * Ahzela gathers then up into a pile and lays on it
[03:30] <Ahzela> It's c0mfy ;p y0u sh0uld try it s0m3 day :p
[03:30] <alexis_williams> "god dammit that's cute"
06[03:30] * alexis_williams jump on top of the pile and on top of ahzela
[03:31] <alexis_williams> yup. that's some comfy shit right here, if i say so myself
[03:31] <Ahzela> Oof!
06[03:31] * Ahzela hugs alex
06[03:31] * alexis_williams laughts
06[03:31] * alexis_williams pushes 'zela back
[03:31] <alexis_williams> "woah."
[03:31] <alexis_williams> "woah woah woah. careful about those grabbers"
[03:32] <Ahzela> H3y, it's just fri3ndly d0nt w0rry :p
[03:33] <alexis_williams> that's what my last ex said... just kidding
06[03:33] * alexis_williams gets ahzela in a headlock and gives her a noogie
[03:34] <Ahzela> 0ww!
[03:34] <Ahzela> Again with th3 h3ad?
[03:34] <alexis_williams> yup, again with the head
[03:35] <Ahzela> :(
[03:35] <alexis_williams> god damn alien kids messing up my cool and being all sorts of adorbs" alexis says in a joking tone
06[03:35] * Ahzela begins pinching Alex's cheek
[03:35] <alexis_williams> owwww!
[03:35] <Ahzela> Y0ur skin is nic3!
[03:36] <alexis_williams> ...
[03:36] <Ahzela> It's... Kinda squidgy!
[03:36] <alexis_williams> as i said, careful with the grabbers
[03:36] <Ahzela> Th3s3 ar3 arms!
[03:36] <alexis_williams> nope. this are tiny little grabbers
[03:37] <alexis_williams> THIS is a hand
06[03:37] * alexis_williams raises fist
[03:37] <alexis_williams> and THIS is an arm
06[03:37] * alexis_williams lightly slaps forearms and biceps
[03:38] <alexis_williams> notice the muscles?
06[03:38] * alexis_williams flexes
[03:38] <Ahzela> ...
[03:38] <Ahzela> Is this n0rmal?
[03:38] <alexis_williams> took your breath away?
[03:38] <alexis_williams> muscles? yeah! lots of humans got muscles
[03:39] <Ahzela> N0 rath3r stal3d it :p
[03:39] <Ahzela> N0 I m3an fl3xing
[03:39] <alexis_williams> flexing?
06[03:39] * alexis_williams flexes again
[03:39] <alexis_williams> like this?
[03:39] <Ahzela> Y3s
[03:40] <alexis_williams> of course, you do it when you want to intimidate small critters and other humans
[03:40] <alexis_williams> cant you feel the sheer intimidation coming from this babies? *flexes yet again*
[03:41] <Ahzela> Mayb3 if i was impr3ss3d :p
[03:42] <alexis_williams> HEY!
06[03:43] * Ahzela flexes back
[03:43] <alexis_williams> just go to sleep you rascal
[03:43] <alexis_williams> OH IS THIS HOW ITS GONNA BE?
06[03:44] * Ahzela stands up
[03:44] <Ahzela> 0H?
06[03:44] * alexis_williams stands up
[03:44] <alexis_williams> YOU WANNA GO THEN?!
06[03:44] * alexis_williams flexes back
[03:45] <Ahzela> N0 I ACTUALLY D0NT N33D TH3 T0IL3T Y3T!
06[03:45] * Ahzela flexes again, curling her leg in too
06[03:46] * alexis_williams raises part of her shirt, hardening her stomach to reveal a not-that well formed six pack
[03:46] <Ahzela> (I sound probably have just said bending her leg into a stance)
[03:46] <alexis_williams> YOU SEE THESE? im still building these up
06[03:46] * Ahzela tickles Alex' stomach
06[03:46] * alexis_williams falls backwards, giggling
06[03:47] * Ahzela stands over her, and flexes while softly growling
06[03:47] * alexis_williams leg sweeps ahzela
06[03:47] * Ahzela falls over
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[03:48] <Ahzela> Haha
06[03:48] * alexis_williams crawls over to ahzela and pokes her ribs
06[03:48] * Ahzela tries to stop alexis but giggles
06[03:48] * alexis_williams relentlessly pokes ahzela
[03:48] <alexis_williams> "DO YOU GIVE UP?"
[03:49] <Ahzela> N3V3R!!!
06[03:50] * Ahzela tickles under alex' chin
06[03:50] * alexis_williams presses her head in,  covering her chin as she continues poking ahzela
[03:51] <alexis_williams> "GIVE UP OR ELSE" alexis says, beginning to laught as well
06[03:51] * Ahzela grabs one of alex' feet, takes off the shoe and tickles her foot
06[03:51] * alexis_williams breaks down into histerical laughter as she kicks ahzela back into the pile
06[03:52] * Ahzela giggles into the pile
06[03:52] * Ahzela gets up
[03:52] <Ahzela> Alright :p
06[03:52] * alexis_williams shakily gets up
06[03:53] * Ahzela chucks Alex back her shoe
06[03:53] * alexis_williams throws the shoe back and jumps into the pile
06[03:54] * Ahzela catches the shoe before getting knocked down again
[03:54] <alexis_williams> this is why roommates are awesome
06[03:54] * alexis_williams gets cozy on one side of the pile
[03:54] <Ahzela> Haha! I'v3 n3v3r shar3d a r00m!
[03:54] <alexis_williams> neither!"
06[03:55] * Ahzela curls ontop the pile and pulls a blanket over legs and chest
[03:55] <Ahzela> I can t3ll th0ugh
[03:55] <alexis_williams> you'll have to tell me how you got here
[03:55] <Ahzela> This is g0ing t0 b3 fun :p
06[03:55] * alexis_williams pulls another blanket over herself
[03:55] <Ahzela> W3ll, h0w I g0t h3r3 can 3ith3r b3 a v3ry sh0rt, 0r v3ry l0ng st0ry
[03:56] <alexis_williams> lets go with the long one
[03:56] <Ahzela> That will tak3 a f3w m0nths at l3ast :p
06[03:56] * alexis_williams cozies herself into the pile, looking at the roof as she kicks off her other shoe
[03:56] <alexis_williams> well then, you can start now
[03:57] <Ahzela> D0 y0u want a b3dtim3 st0ry th3n? :p
[03:57] <alexis_williams> call it how you want
[03:58] <alexis_williams> i decided you are pretty cool
[03:58] <alexis_williams> so ill keep you around
[03:58] <Ahzela> Hmm... W3ll... I'll l3av3 alt3rnia f0r an0th3r day, of will b3 hard f0r y0u t0 c0mpr3h3nd...
[03:58] <Ahzela> Mayb3 my first missi0n th3n?
[03:58] <alexis_williams> oh man, i'd love to hear that
[03:58] <alexis_williams> ==end?==