<?php
echo 'Now: '. date('Y-m-d') ."\n";
$dayofmonth = date('d');
echo $dayofmonth;
switch ($dayofmonth) {
case '1':
    echo ""; // echo out a quote, link or whatever the fuck you want
    break;
case '2':
    echo "";
    break;
case '3':
    echo "";
    break;
case '4':
    echo "";
    break;
case '5':
    echo "";
    break;
case '6':
    echo "";
    break;
case '7':
    echo "";
    break;
case '8':
    echo "";
    break;
case '9':
    echo "";
    break;
case '10':
    echo "";
    break;
case '11':
    echo "";
    break;
case '12':
    echo "";
    break;
case '13':
    echo "";
    break;
case '15':
    echo "";
    break;
case '16':
    echo "";
    break;
case '17':
    echo "";
    break;
case '18':
    echo "";
    break;
case '19':
    echo "";
    break;
case '20':
    echo "";
    break;
case '21':
    echo "";
    break;
case '23':
    echo "";
    break;
case '24':
    echo "";
    break;
case '25':
    echo "";
    break;
case '26':
    echo "";
    break;
case '27':
    echo "";
    break;
case '28':
    echo "";
    break;
case '29':
    echo "";
    break;
case '30':
    echo "";
    break;
case '31':
    echo "";
    break;

default:
       echo "I don't know what day it is"; //May want to remove/hide this
}
?>