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- Sudden Death - Dead Rubber Chickens Lyrics
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- Artist: Sudden Death
- Album: Dead Things Can Rap Too
- Title: Dead Rubber Chickens
- Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime
- Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time
- Comin' to your home from the sewers
- They came from outter space and they're bouncing to a town near yours
- This is the attack of the chickens
- They've been here for years, but we didn't know we were with 'em
- Maybe now they might just understand
- That the chickens are the cause of the problems in this glorious land
- Discovered by a doctor in Brazil
- They might make you sick or they might just kill
- So face it, it's true
- As reported by the National Enquirer direct to you
- It's the attack of the dead rubber chickens
- You can't get rid of 'em you can't live with 'em
- Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
- 'Cause this time it's them who'll do the finger lickin'
- Try not to acknowledge that you know
- 'Cause if they find out they'll peck out your eyes real slow
- Be happy that the chickens never flew
- 'Cause as it is now they're tryin' to take over the home of Frank Purdue
- Take a look around you won't see 'em
- But the next time your car breaks down you can blame 'em,
- know what I mean
- The White House keeps 'em on as a guide
- 'Cause they think that if they step outta line
- they'll just make Kentucky Fried
- But the truth couldn't be so bent
- 'Cause the chickens now control this nation's government
- They're monsters, they're dead
- If you see 'em don't get too close they'll peck off your head
- It's the attack of the dead rubber chickens
- Everyday they grow stronger and the rubber plot thickens
- Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
- They'll stick to your family like a booger you've been flickin'
- The chickens are controlling Mr. Rogers
- And they're forming their own baseball team called the Tobasco Dodgers
- King of sell-out rap and rock
- They're the masterminds behind the sucess of the
- New Kids On The Block
- That's an example of their power
- They're small and yellow, but they make the powerful cower
- The day of the chickens has come
- And it's time we faught 'em instead of runnin' around like bums
- Get 'em now because more are coming
- Maybe we can turn 'em into condoms or something
- This is it, their pen
- The National Enquirer says that they're coming back again
- The attack of the dead rubber chickens
- They clog your toilet and blow up your kitchen
- Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
- Serve 'em on a platter with all the fixens
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