May 12 18:13:25 <Arngrim>	AAAAAAAAAAAAADVENTURE MAIDS!
May 12 18:13:25 <Arngrim>	[18:06] <Arngrim>  On a planet of different elemental lands and hundreds of different races of creatures, there's no unifying name for this floating rock but 'The World.'
May 12 18:13:25 <Arngrim>	[18:07] <Arngrim>  At the edge of the land of forests was Castle Arn Blood. The Castle of the Arn bloodline, destined heroes from the land of ice
May 12 18:13:25 <Arngrim>	[18:07] <Arngrim>  It's current steward, Arngrim, was still in the prime of his adventuring days, and left a cadre of maids at his mansion to keep it clean and tidy and not infested with monsters or demons.
May 12 18:13:25 <Arngrim>	[18:09] <Arngrim>  Some maids may already know the castle and it's walls as home. And some would see it for the first time, sitting in the back of a horse-drawn wagon bearing supplies. There was much talk of the return of Arngrim, and he had sent only one message home by falcon.
May 12 18:13:28 <Arngrim>	[18:09] <Arngrim>  '[Prepare a grand feast!]'
May 12 18:14:16 <Arngrim>	 The new maids of the keep met Arngrim the terrible and still hadn't prepared that grand feast for the party yet...
May 12 18:14:22 <Arngrim>	<Moriana> "Why must every meal be so extravagant? Don't these people have enough fancy meals? I haven't even had breakfast yet and I can't get this nasty sake taste out of my mouth."
May 12 18:14:22 <Arngrim>	[21:55] <Arngrim>  Things might be unnverving for Moriana as outside every window are souls peering into the castle
May 12 18:14:22 <Arngrim>	[21:55] * Angrun sets the crate in the armory, then heads back down. Her nose leads her toward the tasty and unfamiliar smells of breakfast.
May 12 18:14:22 <Arngrim>	[21:55] <Arngrim>  "This isn't just any meal! I have returned! The local people heralding my return is only natural!"
May 12 18:14:22 <Arngrim>	[21:56] <Andrea> "Oh, Moriana, there's still breakfast for everyone."
May 12 18:14:23 <Arngrim>	[21:56] <Arngrim>  Arngrim picks up some of the new weapons in the armory and starts swinging them around and shouting.
May 12 18:14:25 <Arngrim>	[21:56] * Moriana tries avoiding walking too close to the windows. "A-Anyway, shouldn't you be more worried about the...What am I saying, you can't see them anyway." she gets some of the leftover breakfast but can't help but glance at he windows every few minutes
May 12 18:14:29 <Arngrim>	[21:59] * Angrun strolling in to the dining room, she looks over the table. She picks up one of the platters and sniffs at it before starting to eat off it with her hands. ...apparently, manners aren't taught in Chained-in-Cellar University.
May 12 18:14:33 <Arngrim>	[22:00] * Enruia pulls herself from the chairpile, frowning. She got out a map and some stones, closing her eyes.
May 12 18:14:35 <Arngrim>	[22:04] * Andrea has herself some breakfast as well, mentally making a design of the chest.
May 12 18:14:35 <Arngrim>	[22:07] <Arngrim>  Incredibly, the location to every elk, pheasant, turkey, and more is revealed on the map, if placed on a steady surface you can observe their movements.
May 12 18:14:39 <Arngrim>	[22:08] * Enruia nodded and opened her eyes, staring at the map and writing down notes on a piece of scroll, "Who's gonna hunt for our voracious master?"
May 12 18:14:40 <Arngrim>	[22:10] <Moriana> "The spirits are not to be used like hunting dogs, so not it!"
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May 12 18:14:45 <Arngrim>	[22:11] <Arngrim>  "I shall participate of course!"  Arngrim appears brandishing a bow.
May 12 18:14:48 <Arngrim>	[22:11] <Arngrim>  "I can't let the bears think I am too weak to venture into my own backyard. They would attack in the night. Dozens of them!"
May 12 18:14:50 <Arngrim>	[22:13] * Ana is now known as Plutonis
May 12 18:14:50 <Arngrim>	[22:14] <Enruia> "I think the bears got the point when you started to put the heads of bear cubs on pikes outside of their homes. The elves still want a word with you about that...." she handed him the map, "Put it on a smooth surface and it'll tell you where your moving meatbags are.
May 12 18:14:54 <Arngrim>	[22:14] <Arngrim>  Arngrim's maids had their work cut out for them with a stubborn, obstinate, incorrigible barbarian despot of a hero. His only skills seem to be killing people and not being killed. His selfish whimsy will surely tax the maids in the future, and if that doesn't eat them alive a dragon might.
May 12 18:14:59 <Arngrim>	[22:15] <Arngrim>  "Excellent! I'll need an attendant to carry that of course. And my arrows. And if need be, the kills I don't have room for on my shoulders."
May 12 18:15:15 *	Ali is now known as Lakshmi
May 12 18:15:34 <Arngrim>	 So Arngrim, the bearded axe-wielding barbarian of a master would accompany maids on a hunt for the main course of tonight's epic feast, and there were many chores to complete.
May 12 18:16:52 <Arngrim>	 Evening phase: [hunt game] [prepare feast] [prepare place settings for guests] [wait and recieve guests at the gate]
May 12 18:17:12 *	Zemyla is now known as Andrea
May 12 18:18:49 <Enruia>	"I, of course will not go with you...." she stepped up to her walker, "Last time a squirrel almost ripped my spleen out..."
May 12 18:19:06 *	Andrea decides to prepare the place settings.
May 12 18:19:15 <Arngrim>	 "The squirrels do grow quite large in these woods...Evolved very keen teeth!"
May 12 18:20:08 *	Ironreaper is now known as scarlet
May 12 18:21:07 <Enruia>	"I gotta stop making plants that increase the bloodlust of the animals here...." she dryly said, slowly walking towards the entrance
May 12 18:21:16 <Moriana>	"Isn't this cheating? I thought hunting involved the tracking of beasts." she eyes the map while running a sharpening stone down the side of her shovel's base.
May 12 18:22:15 *	scarlet is now known as Scarlet
May 12 18:22:48 <Arngrim>	 "Well we're short on time since you maids spent so much time dawdling! We'll have to just bring the hunt right to the animals."
May 12 18:23:20 <Aina>	"Oh boy, oh boy! A new home, caught in the middle of the woods and... hm. ...Well, whatever's surrounding the area isn't important~" A girl with a backpack much too large for herself shows up within sight of the entrance.
May 12 18:23:26 *	Andrea heads to the cabinets, hoping the dishes are already washed.
May 12 18:23:32 <Angrun>	"Angrun go outside!" she shouts, banging her shackled hands on the table!  Breaking out of the basement AND seeing outside of the castle?  A horrible monstrosity can hope, can't she?
May 12 18:24:31 <Arngrim>	"Sure, sure! Angrun go outside!" he laughed heartily, not thinking much about it
May 12 18:25:13 *	Enruia waited at the entrance, or rather, was in pain at the entrance trying not to snap her bones.
May 12 18:28:53 *	Arngrim looked around, checking which maids would accompany him on the hunt
May 12 18:28:53 <Angrun>	A jolly laugh escaped Angrun, and she stuffed another fistfull of food into her gaping maw.
May 12 18:32:31 <Scarlet>	Scarlet walked towards the gates of the mansion, she adjests her glasses as she saw another girl walking towards the gate too, 'hmm how interesting' she thought to she self as she saw the another girl already at the enterence
May 12 18:32:32 <Moriana>	"Can you /please/ slow down? Your food isn't going anywhere and your manners, among other things, are very unsettling..."
May 12 18:33:56 *	Aina salutes to Scarlet, "Howdy! Don't mind me, I'm just a new employee here at this castle. I'm Aina, nice to meetcha!" She takes the girl's hand quickly to shake energetically. "Say, have you been working here long?"
May 12 18:34:36 *	Arngrim started following directions on the map to find the biggest game. "Bah! Manners are for /elves/!"
May 12 18:35:29 <Enruia>	"...Who are you too?" she asked the two strange girls. Oh god don't be the new help.... She got back up after nearly tripping again.
May 12 18:36:51 <Aina>	"Hm!? Another worker?? Oh, gosh, it's nice meeting you too. My name's Aina Sing! It'll be a pleasure working with you~" She also gives Enruia a vigorous handshaking.
May 12 18:37:02 <Moriana>	"No, manners are for civilized beings! Please don't tell me that your guests are this barbaric..." A disgusted look briefly shows on her face as she polishes her trinkets, her plate cleared and pushed forward.
May 12 18:37:42 <Scarlet>	"No not at all, I'm just starting here myself" she says with a slight grin, "You can call me Scarlet" she adds then turns her attaintion to Enruia "I'm Scarlet, I'm suppost to work her from now on" she says adjusting her glasses slightly
May 12 18:37:47 <Arngrim>	 "Over...There! Hyaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" Arngrim runs off into the bushes, "I want this one on my own, you maids kill something else!" the master darts off on his own to secure part of dinner
May 12 18:38:46 <Aina>	"Oh! Great, I was worried I'd be picked on for being the new maid. At least we'll both be in the same boat here."
May 12 18:39:02 *	Enruia tries not to scream in pain as the handshake breaks her hand. ".....Ni.....Nice to meet you too...Quit breaking my hand...." she then heard her idiot master yelled out, sighing
May 12 18:40:14 <Angrun>	As Arngrim stood to head off to hunt, Angrun put whatever was left in her hand back on the platter, half gnawed on.  She stood and started trying to follow.  ...  One of her chains gets caught on a chair, dragging it along until the chair gets caught in a doorway.
May 12 18:40:40 <Aina>	"Ooh... yowch... I didn't think I'd used so much force... Ahaha, looks like I don't know my own strength~" She smiles at Enruia.
May 12 18:41:01 <Angrun>	Crrk-snap.  Well, she's not dragging the chair anymore.  Heavy footfalls start going after where the hunting group went.
May 12 18:42:13 <Scarlet>	Seeing the painful look on her face, Scarlet stepped closer to Emruia taking her hand and begins to heal it. "There that feels better now, right"
May 12 18:44:42 <Enruia>	"Rather....I'm just more fragile then a bielves self-esteesm....." she puts her hand back down, "Now then....come on in. Luckly, master is out at the moment..." she slowly started to guide them to the dining room, "Anyone else here still?"
May 12 18:46:00 <Aina>	"A what?" She blinks. "Hm... well, okay. Hey, are you secretly the master and you're not telling us because you want to test us? If so, you should tell us anyways!"
May 12 18:46:11 <Scarlet>	Scarlet follows behind her glancing around the room to get ahold of her surroundings
May 12 18:47:03 <Scarlet>	"Well I would mind if she was the master" she said under her breath is a smile
May 12 18:48:24 <Enruia>	"Yes, because obliviously I look like a Barbarian Hero who for fun, spills the guys of bunnies in an elf nursery and temple..."
May 12 18:48:56 <Aina>	"Hm... Nooo... no, I don't think you look like thaat, per se..."
May 12 18:48:58 <Angrun>	A huge, horrible monster stomps past the others at the gate, her broken chains dragging against the ground.  She sniffs the air a bit, then starts stomping off in one direction, paying little mind to the tiny little people talking at each other.
May 12 18:49:04 <Moriana>	"Shall we just find our prey and finish? I didn't spend years traveling these lands just to be back in the middle of some forest." She starts surveying the area for something that would make a decent meal. "Tracking is by no means a skill of mine, but at least we have this map..."
May 12 18:49:32 *	Aina taps her finger against her cheek. "Well, what do workers usually do here, then?"
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May 12 18:50:39 *	Aina stares, stopping in place as a chained beast walks past them, her eyes fall back to the other two, and she looks backward again. "D-Did...?" She points off in Angrun's direction, caught dumb.
May 12 18:51:38 *	Angrun eventually stomps up beside Moriana. "Angrun hug fuzzy animal?"
May 12 18:51:47 *	Enruia sat down at the table, rubbing her temples, "Cook, clean, go hunting with Master, placify whatever the hell he brought home this week, Damage control, making his feasts, Damage control...."
May 12 18:52:24 <Aina>	"Umm, you said 'damage control' twice~"
May 12 18:53:16 <Scarlet>	Scarlet looks at Aina, then in the diretion was was pointing, then back at Enruia as she said damage control for the second time "well this could be more interesting then I thought" she says
May 12 18:54:22 <Moriana>	"As long as you don't pulverize it too much, we can't cook a pile of mush. You and the master would surely eat it, but I still don't know anything about our guests."
May 12 18:54:37 <Enruia>	"Let's say, if he asks you to modify the creatures in the area to give them traits of metal soul beasts, don't do it..
May 12 18:56:05 <Aina>	"Very interesting," she smiles at Scarlet. "Ah, yeah okay. That's a weird request, but okay."
May 12 18:57:46 <Angrun>	With a big, dopey smile, Angrun looks around.  She'd look at the little piece of paper Moriana has, but Basements don't have many maps to look at.
May 12 18:58:24 <Arngrim>	 After searching the hunters would find a plump pig with dangerous looking tusks...
May 12 19:00:08 <Enruia>	"On a unrelated note, I suggest you ignore the inhuman metal screeching at night. Now then..." she got up, "I still hafta wait for the guests..."
May 12 19:00:15 *	Moriana looks in awe for a just a split second. "I-Is this some kind of magical crea-No. No, that is a boar. Angrun, I believe that er, piggy would like a hug."
May 12 19:00:57 <Aina>	"Inhuman metal... whuh? Oh, can we help?"
May 12 19:01:03 <Angrun>	"PIGGIE!"  So much for stealth.  Angrun promptly starts making a direct line for the porker, a delighted laugh escaping her.  At least there's a nice clear path to follow.
May 12 19:01:29 *	Andrea is now known as Zemyla
May 12 19:01:36 <Arngrim>	 "Wiiiiiii-!" the pig starts running from the terrifying mutant
May 12 19:03:16 <Scarlet>	"So what she'd we do to pass the time until our guests arrive" she says still looking around the place
May 12 19:04:14 <Arngrim>	 The mansion is a big castle littered with war trophies, animal skins, and more. It'd take some time to explore.
May 12 19:06:44 <Enruia>	"Hmmm why not look around for awhile...." she went though her notes and handed them a map, "This will help,"
May 12 19:07:40 <Arngrim>	 Wine cellar, armory, treasure room, banquet hall...A number of facilities suited to the master's tastes
May 12 19:07:42 *	Moriana summons the spirit of a female knight. She looks pretty stupid and her armor is pierced with quite a few weapons. "GWAHAHA! Boss, you've finally summoned me to help you defend the land form ev-Oof!" Before being able to finish her sentence, Moriana kicks her to the ground and yanks a spear from her back, takes aim, and hurls it at the boar. "No, it's just easier keeping you around than it is...
May 12 19:07:44 *	Moriana ...carrying weapons."
May 12 19:09:01 <Aina>	"Ooh, a map! I hope it's not a trap. It keeps me safe from being lost, and even better it had no cost~ A map's my favorite thing, and it makes me want to sing!"
May 12 19:09:30 <Scarlet>	Scarlet takes the make and begins to explore the castle to get to know the place she will be working
May 12 19:10:21 *	Enruia returned to the entrance with a sigh.
May 12 19:10:57 *	Aina scampers after Scarlet. "Say, where are we going to first?"
May 12 19:12:52 *	Moriana walks through the knight, causing her to dissipate. "Away with you." she stands over the speared pig, sans spear. "Well would you look at that, hunting isn't so hard after all. Do you think this is enough though?"
May 12 19:13:41 <Angrun>	"Piggie no run!  Piggie no run!" she shouts as she chases the beast.  Ttthmp.  "Good piggie!" she says as it falls due to spear.
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May 12 19:15:10 *	Ironreaper is now known as Scarlet
May 12 19:15:56 <Arngrim>	 "Gruahhhhhhhh....! Urrrghhh..." Arngrim was buckling under the weight of a giant elk slung over his back, blood managing to coat him entirely from head to toe as it presumably bled out over him-carrying it toward the castle
May 12 19:16:25 <Scarlet>	Scarlet looked down at the map, "well I'm not sure yet" she says then glances at Aina, "anywhere you'd like to check out" she asked
May 12 19:16:53 <Aina>	"Hm... Let's check out the wine cellar! I bet he's got some old wines, or something."
May 12 19:17:13 <Aina>	"I mean, a castle like this has to have some good vintage stuff."
May 12 19:18:29 <Angrun>	Hefting the giant pig, Angrun looks over to Moriana.
May 12 19:18:30 <Scarlet>	"Yea the wine celler sounds good" she says as she begins to head to the wine cellar
May 12 19:20:00 <Arngrim>	 Perhaps surprisingly the master was struggling to carry along the gigantic elk, hunching over with it's weight as he made his way back to the castle same as Angrun and Moriana
May 12 19:21:14 <Moriana>	"Yes, just toss it wherever the Master decides to toss his catch." she decides to avoid being covered in blood for once and simply follows back to the castle. "So did you really have to pick the biggest thing to kill? Wouldn't a lot of smaller ones have been better? Like this boar, no one will miss him."
May 12 19:22:24 <Arngrim>	 "Urk...Grahhh..." Arngrim collapses under the weight of the dire elk! Oh no!
May 12 19:22:31 <Aina>	"Ooh! Wow, who even keeps goblin liquor? Haha, I can smell it from here. Phew, that's strong!" Aina pinches her nose, walking away from that corner of the cellar.
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May 12 19:23:56 <Enruia>	".......Did the master even sent out invites?" she grumbled
May 12 19:24:22 <Arngrim>	 By falcon, yes. They would be arriving soon...! And had the feast been prepared?
May 12 19:24:36 <Arngrim>	 And was anyone concerned about the master collapsing?
May 12 19:24:47 *	Moriana tries summoning her spirit slave to help him, but she seems unable to lift the elk even with his help. "I-I'm sorry! Please don't hit me, I'll keep trying!" the spirit cries, still trying to lift the large elk.
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May 12 19:27:03 <Angrun>	Angrun follows, then pauses as Arngrim goes down.  She grabs the elk, then with a grunt, hefts the thing onto her shoulder with the boar on the other.
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May 12 19:27:13 *	Ironreaper is now known as Scarlet
May 12 19:28:04 <Arngrim>	 Angrim's looking a bit still just lying there in a pool of blood...
May 12 19:28:30 <Scarlet>	she covered her nose with her wrist as she started to smell it, She took a step back "Well I see what you mean" she says
May 12 19:29:12 <Moriana>	"Oh come now, that blood isn't even yours..." she starts poking him with the handle of her shovel. "Wake up."
May 12 19:30:13 <Arngrim>	 Moriana sees Arngrim get back up...Wait no...Oh no...That's his spirit climbing out of his body!!
May 12 19:30:34 <Arngrim>	 "What...What the hell is this!?" the spirit Arngrim bellowed, there were four holes gored into his chest from the fight with the dire elk
May 12 19:31:37 <Moriana>	"Oohhhh...Hmm." she rubs her forehead. "This is not good..."
May 12 19:31:59 <Arngrim>	 "What am I doing lying down there...!" Arngrim points at his corpse
May 12 19:32:34 <Moriana>	"That...That would be your corpse. The Arngrim I'm talking to now is his...your soul. A spirit. You're dead."
May 12 19:33:07 <Arngrim>	 "This can't be...! I-I'm the most powerful warrior in the world!"
May 12 19:34:36 <Enruia>	".....Hmmm....I wonder what's taking so long...." she sneezed, "...I hope he's isn't causing another reason for the elves to do genocide...."
May 12 19:35:02 <Angrun>	Angrun looks at the master's body.  "Tired from hunt."  Another grunt, and she stoops down to put Arngrim on the elk.  Grunt, then stand back up.  "He... go... rest..."  She starts taking a heavy step.
May 12 19:35:41 <Arngrim>	 "My body has to be preserved! We can find a cleric or something! Until then...Make sure the feast goes off without a hitch! And find a new heir to the castle while I'm dead! There should be plenty of my offspring from nearby villages visiting."
May 12 19:35:56 <Moriana>	"Nope, died to an elk. Not so powerful now. I wonder if I could captur-No, it would take something more powerful than a bauble to seal you..."
May 12 19:36:40 <Aina>	"Right... right. So, what we're looking for is... Aha! There we go, that scent of spice, tempered with age~ Nothing beats this concoction by the elves, no sir."
May 12 19:36:40 <Arngrim>	 "Use any gem or item in my vault! I don't care!"
May 12 19:37:10 <Angrun>	Slowly, she starts heading back to the castle as the spirit and Moriana talk.
May 12 19:37:53 <Moriana>	"Shouldn't we be worried about you passing on? Actually, no. I don't think I'll worry about that, we should prepare dinner~" With a tiny grin she leaves Arngrim with his corpse and walks off to the kitchen.
May 12 19:39:51 <Arngrim>	 "Hey! Damnit! I'll follow you forever! I'll peep on you in the shower! Preserve my soul and body!" Arngrim followed Moriana around, floating in soul form as Angrun took his corpse
May 12 19:40:04 <Enruia>	".......AGAIN?! How did he die this time!" she fell off her walker in disbelief, "You lost track of him again, didnt you?"
May 12 19:41:18 <Scarlet>	"Oh I see" she says looking the bottle as Aina held it. She then glanced looking Aina over, "I'll have to remember that for later" she adds with a smirk
May 12 19:41:45 *	Angrun stomps back into the castle, lugging all the carcasses into the kitchen. Boar, down. Elk, down. Arngrim... still on shoulder. "He tired. Angrun take to bed."
May 12 19:42:42 <Aina>	"Yep, yep! Why don't you look for something? There's so much here, I probably missed a good one."
May 12 19:42:48 <Moriana>	"I don't think you'd like what you saw if you did that." Mori is a mess of borrowed body parts of different races sewn into one walking abomination. Not many scars were visible now, but underneath the clothes... "Anyway, shouldn't we be more worried about your feast? If your soul is anywhere near as stubborn as you, it isn't going anywhere. As for your body, I don't think what little...
May 12 19:42:50 <Moriana>	...necromancy I know is what you want keeping your body in tact."
May 12 19:43:26 *	Moriana starts to skin and butcher the boar. "...and I kind of like you more like this."
May 12 19:43:57 <Arngrim>	"Grrr...How long do I have!? If you expect me to stay dead you got another thing comin'...!"
May 12 19:44:43 <Angrun>	She looks around, then looks at Enuria.  "Where his bed?"  She adjusts Arngrim's body on her shoulder.
May 12 19:44:48 <Scarlet>	"sadly I don't know much about wines" she says looking back up at Aina face
May 12 19:45:25 <Moriana>	"Calm down, calm down! Some spirits wander the earth for hundreds of years, I think yours will be able to hang around for at least a few days. I wonder though, how will your family take this? They're not going to destroy the castle trying to decide who will succeed you, will they?"
May 12 19:46:16 <Aina>	"Hm... Well, okay then. I guess we'll just have to go with this. Say, why don't we go to the kitchen? I'm starved after walking for so long..."
May 12 19:46:59 <Arngrim>	 "Someone will try to destroy the castle, I can't say who. But what's important is making sure /someone/ is still lord of this castle. So...Either you pick a relative at the feast, or Angrun's in charge."
May 12 19:47:03 <Enruia>	".....Upstairs...the big door...,"
May 12 19:47:10 <Scarlet>	"yea I could use a bit to eat" she says as she begings to exit the celler and walk towards the kitchen
May 12 19:47:54 *	Aina tries to open the cork with her teeth as they walk. "Nngh..."
May 12 19:48:40 <Angrun>	Nodding, she turns and starts heading that way.  "Not know how he get so tired.  He run off, not look tired."
May 12 19:48:50 <Scarlet>	"are you sure you should be taking that without permistion" she asks looking back at her
May 12 19:49:13 <Aina>	"Pshaw, since we're new employees we get free food. That's how it works, right?"
May 12 19:49:15 <Arngrim>	 Enruia should notice something off with all the blood, wounds, and the stillness of his body over Angrun's shoulder...
May 12 19:49:22 <Moriana>	"A-Angrun in charge!?" she shudders.  "I'll be sure to find a suitable heir right away!"
May 12 19:49:47 <Arngrim>	 "You better! So you really don't know anything about transferring souls or preserving bodies...?"
May 12 19:50:40 <Scarlet>	"well I dont believe that goes for the wine in the celler" she says
May 12 19:51:59 <Enruia>	"....." she followed Mori around, "A heir? I could try and search for one...." she the. Hid a grin, "....Can't we just put his soul into a little girl?"
May 12 19:52:07 <Aina>	"Hm... Well, I'll ask the master. Surely he'll be fine with it."
May 12 19:52:09 <Moriana>	"Well..." she puts the seasoned boar into the oven. "If we did decide to move your soul to another body, it would have to be into someone who already has a weak spirit to begin with. You probably wouldn't be happy with whatever body came with it. As for your corpse, well, it's technically a corpse, so I can maintain it for some time, but a majority of my necromancy is used to keep my own...
May 12 19:52:12 <Moriana>	...body from falling apart, so I can't say for how long exactly."
May 12 19:52:42 <Arngrim>	 "Can't you just put my soul into my axe or something? It's got alot of magic energy!"
May 12 19:52:44 *	Aina walks into the kitchen, "Oh boy! The kitchen! ...Where the heck's the bread? I'm staarved..."
May 12 19:53:42 <Aina>	"Oh! More workers! Heey~" She waves to the group in the kitchen.
May 12 19:53:44 *	Enruia of course, can see and talk to spirits, along with things that talk by turning your nose inside out.
May 12 19:54:47 <Moriana>	"You...you want something as simple as that done with your soul?" she says, washing her hands and preparing sides. "I can do that no problem, but...Well, you'll be an axe. No arms, no legs. If you're lucky, you'll be able to float or something. Things like this depend on the individual spirit though, so I could be wrong."
May 12 19:56:01 <Arngrim>	 "sure, whatever! I'll have to be around to give my new heir advice. And they'll help me reclaim a body worthy of my heritage if my own doesn't work..."
May 12 19:56:05 <Aina>	"Who're you talkin' to?" Aina watches Moriana talking to the air, and... tries not to pay attention to the chained beast nearby.
May 12 19:56:14 <Angrun>	Angrun eventually finds Arngrim's room.  At least, she's decided it's Arngrim's room.  There's a bed, after all.  Hopefully its his.  She deposits him upon it, then puts a blanket over him.  She starts heading back down.
May 12 19:56:24 <Scarlet>	Scarlet entered the Kitchen shortly after Aina, She looked at Morina who seemed to be talking to herself, but Scarlet just tryed to ignore it for now. "how can I help" she asked seeing them making the feast
May 12 19:57:20 *	Lakshmi is now known as Ali
May 12 19:58:09 <Enruia>	"....We could just get a priest.....but...." she sighed, "We gotta find one who god doesn't want our Master's beating heart..."
May 12 19:58:14 <Moriana>	"What do you mean? The spir-..." she slams a fist on the counter. "Dammit! You've had me standing here like a fool talking to you!" she sighs deeply before explaining he situation. "The master has died, but his restless spirit has been here pestering me nonstop for what seems like hours. He wants me to seal his spirit in his weapon for now and try to preserve his corpse, but in the meantime...
May 12 19:58:16 <Moriana>	...we need to come up with a plan for finding a new heir in his absence."
May 12 19:58:39 <Aina>	"Th-th-the master's dead!?"
May 12 19:59:09 <Aina>	"...Ah, can you ask him if it's alright for me to be taking this elf wine, then?" She holds up a bottle.
May 12 19:59:48 <Arngrim>	 "...I guess." he didn't really care much about his material goods as a spirit...Besides his favorite axe and his castle of course.
May 12 19:59:57 <Scarlet>	"oh great, so the master dies before I even get here" she says with a bit of a laugh "well that irony for you" she mumbles to herself
May 12 20:00:09 <Angrun>	She looks around, then heads into the kitchen as well.  "Arngrim in bed.  He sleep well.  What else needed?"
May 12 20:00:27 <Moriana>	"No, he said to leave that with me as payment for my services."
May 12 20:01:08 <Aina>	"Eh, really? Well... I guess if it's the master's order."
May 12 20:01:43 *	Aina walks up to Moriana, holding out the bottle. "Ah man, I was looking forward to that too... Oh, right! My name's Aina Sing, nice meeting you~"
May 12 20:02:23 <Enruia>	"Till then.... I guess I could divine where the nearest, sane heir is..." she told Mori.
May 12 20:03:03 *	Moriana grabs the bottle and sets it in her bag for now. "Well, bring me his axe and we can begin. I normally perform this ceremony in a temple, but the bar is cooking and I don't want to burn it."
May 12 20:05:14 <Scarlet>	Scaret turns to face Angrun as she walked into the kitchen, then back at the others watching as they talked
May 12 20:08:30 <Angrun>	The six foot eight maid... thing... looks down at Scarlet, her disfigured face turning into what is hopefully a smile.
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May 12 20:09:12 *	Aina tries to look away from Angrun. So scary~ "Aheheh... what should we do? Oh, this here's Scarlet! She's also new."
May 12 20:10:35 <Moriana>	"Just bring me his axe, I'll do the rest. Please hurry, I don't think I can stand this oaf haunting me for the rest of my unnatural life..."
May 12 20:10:48 <Scarlet>	"yes I'm Scarlet, sorry for not intruducing myself earlier but you seemed to be busy" she says smiling as she looked moriana over
May 12 20:11:10 <Aina>	"Alright! I'll bring your axe quick."
May 12 20:11:19 <Arngrim>	 The axe was still nearby where he had collapsed before being carried away by Angrun
May 12 20:11:21 <Moriana>	"Ah, a new maid. I didn't notice you in all the commotion. What brings you here? that is, why on earth would you pick this place of all places to work?"
May 12 20:11:47 *	Aina salutes, and hurries outside. Surely she was told where the axe was, right...?
May 12 20:12:40 <Arngrim>	 and there she finds the axe!
May 12 20:13:50 *	Aina holds up the axe excitedly. "Dun dun dun dunn...! Alright, back to the castle." She hurries on back to the kitchen. "It's back and ready for axeshun!"
May 12 20:14:20 *	Enruia staaaarrrreeeeddd at Mori, before sighing, sitting down at the table and laying out an outlying map
May 12 20:14:26 <Scarlet>	She smirked at the question, "Well I heard the master here had an interesting reputaion" she answers "with his maids being just as interesting in there own ways" she added
May 12 20:14:31 <Moriana>	"I'll pretend I didn't hear that..."
May 12 20:15:41 <Aina>	"Don't worry, I've got a million of them!" She walks up, handing the axe to Moriana. "So, what are you going to do with it?"
May 12 20:15:43 *	Moriana 's eyes roll back into her head as she concentrates and begins the ritual "O spirit that...hmm...Ah, what was that incantation? Spirit that...Does it even matter?" she grumbles and thinks out loud for a bit. "O impatient and sexually harrassing spirit, become one with your prized weapon stained with the blood of innumerable men, bond with this unremarkable hunk of metal as you did in life."...
May 12 20:15:45 *	Moriana ...Yeah, that's probably how the incantation goes. Close enough.
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May 12 20:16:28 <Aina>	"Ooh. Magicky."
May 12 20:17:03 <Arngrim>	 The axe glows and Arngrim's spirit is transferred to the weapon! In time he may be able to throw his voice from it or even levitate, but right now it's still the same old hunk of metal
May 12 20:18:18 <Moriana>	"Thank goodness! He's gone! Well, he's still here unfortunately, just in that axe." *ding* "Ah, I should have just put him in the pig~" she grins and takes the roast boar out of the oven. "Are the tables set? Not that it matters, I'm sure these slobs would just as soon eat their food off the tables."
May 12 20:19:31 <Aina>	"Oh, oh, I'll set the table! C'mon Scarlet, we've got a job to do!"
May 12 20:20:06 *	Enruia sets down different colored stones and crystals, closing her eyes, "Oh beings whom I can't speak their names, show to me where my idiot of a master has a heir......or something close to it...."
May 12 20:20:25 <Arngrim>	 Hopefully the dinner was well along, because Enruia's divination revealed a number of Arngrim's heirs heading for the castle...!
May 12 20:21:10 <Scarlet>	Scarlet walks over and grabs the plates and silverwear and started to head towards the dinning room
May 12 20:21:55 <Enruia>	"......That won't try and kill us.....and isn't worse then the idiot..."
May 12 20:22:38 <Scarlet>	"a mistress would be nice" she says right before leaving the room to set the table
May 12 20:23:00 <Arngrim>	 The divination narrowed and left about 8 possible candidates...
May 12 20:23:11 <Arngrim>	 Then down to 4...
May 12 20:23:22 <Arngrim>	at Scarlet's suggestion&
May 12 20:23:25 *	Aina hums, happily taking the rest of the table settings.
May 12 20:25:42 *	Angrun starts looking for something suitable to roast the elk with, as well as stuff to build a big enough fire.
May 12 20:26:14 <Enruia>	"......Wow they're not even in the castle and they're already offing each o-Fuck..."
May 12 20:30:11 *	Moriana begins setting the table with one of her well dressed spirits. "I hope I don't have to talk to any of them..."
May 12 20:30:53 <Aina>	"What? But that's the fun part!"
May 12 20:31:16 <Aina>	"You get to see so many interesting people~" She lights some candles.
May 12 20:32:34 <Moriana>	"I've met my fair share of people in my time, I don't think I need to meet any more, especially not if they're related to the mast...THe axe."
May 12 20:33:18 <Aina>	"Oh, yeah. Who's gonna hold the master now that he's an axe? Oh, oh, can I do it?"
May 12 20:33:27 <Enruia>	".....Umm....guys we forgot an important detail..."
May 12 20:33:38 <Moriana>	"What's that?"
May 12 20:34:07 <Moriana>	"Feel free, I'd prefer if it was someone else at the butt of all the "shaft holding" jokes."
May 12 20:34:31 <Enruia>	"How are they gonna react when we say the master is dead....they're gonna try and off the nearest person..."
May 12 20:34:58 <Scarlet>	"Well they cant be that bad, since he gathered quite I few cute maids" she says putting the final details on the table
May 12 20:35:44 <Enruia>	"......4 of them are worse....."
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May 12 20:36:11 <Aina>	"...Hah, that's good! Sure, I'll hold onto master." Aina smirks, and hefts the axe.
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May 12 20:37:55 <Arngrim>	 Hopefully the feast was nearly ready...! There were carriages and droves of people from all around to visit the Arngrim castle and have a nice meal for once
May 12 20:38:14 <Arngrim>	 and they were almost to the gate, to be left waiting
May 12 20:38:41 *	Moriana started setting out the boar, elk, and side dishes. "Please oh please don't let them leave too big of a mess..."
May 12 20:39:58 <Aina>	"Oh, I'll go greet the guests if nobody else wants to!" Without waiting for a response, the girl heads for the front gate.
May 12 20:41:32 <Arngrim>	 Most of the people were in dirty tunics or rags, just serfs. Others wore common clothes, and a few were real nobles or lucrative tradesmen all here to pay respect to the warmongering posthumous master.
May 12 20:42:04 <Arngrim>	 The axe told aina to stay vigilant and find his heir...The diviner and others had narrowed down four girls that may be suitable to take over
May 12 20:42:47 <Moriana>	"Welcome.....Welcome...." she mumbles as people walk by.
May 12 20:42:56 <Aina>	"Hm... So what's an heir look like?" She muttered, as she shook a few hands. Then wiped her hands on others. "Blegh... you know they're serfs because they've got... well, y'know, on them."
May 12 20:44:18 <Arngrim>	 A very heroic looking girl with red hair in a plain tunic and breeches...A young tomboy brunette...A sexy, but masculine blonde woman...And lastly a little girl with black hair.
May 12 20:45:24 <Arngrim>	 "I don't know, I can just sense them all over the place. Find a good one and give them the axe! Er, I mean, me. Give me to them."
May 12 20:45:35 <Aina>	"Eeeh... So they all came from you? How many women did you get with? -Err, nice to meet you! Welcome, welcome~"
May 12 20:45:47 <Scarlet>	Scarlet greeted all of them bowing respectfully to thoughs that seemed to deserved it
May 12 20:45:59 <Arngrim>	 "Oh, who keeps track of such things..."
May 12 20:46:27 <Arngrim>	 They guests all marvelled at the manor, piling in and going straight for the banquet hall to sit and chatter
May 12 20:46:39 <Aina>	"Hm... Hey, you there with the brown hair! Check out this sweet axe~"
May 12 20:47:12 <Enruia>	"......" She got up again, picking up a large lens crystal, looking though it at the girls.
May 12 20:47:32 <Arngrim>	 "Wow...! That's Master Arngrim's isn't it? Did he order you to polish it or something? That's how mom met him anyway..." the boyish girl steps up to chat with Aina
May 12 20:48:09 <Aina>	"Eheh... Well, no, I'm just holding it for him until his one true heir shows up!"
May 12 20:48:39 <Arngrim>	 "Ehhhh? His one true heir?" as she said that it trickled through the crowd...And soon everyone was talking about it! Why was Arngrim looking for an heir?
May 12 20:48:51 <Arngrim>	 "How will you know when they show up?"
May 12 20:49:45 <Aina>	"Well... clearly you're an heir. There's no mistaking it what with... the... well, you look like an heir. Therefore you ought to wield his axe."
May 12 20:50:42 *	Enruia once again, tripped and cried horribly in pain. Why! Why blurt it out!?!
May 12 20:50:49 <Scarlet>	Hearing the crowd change topic to finding the true heir she smirked abit trying to help from laughing
May 12 20:50:52 *	Moriana facepalms. "Wonderful, now they're all riled up. Just give it to one of them, maybe the others will ust...leave."
May 12 20:51:30 <Arngrim>	 She gasped. "Y-You're picking /me/? Really!? I'm gonna be lord of this castle?"
May 12 20:51:50 <Aina>	"Heh, yeah, sure kid. C'mon, my arm's getting tired holding it like this..."
May 12 20:52:34 <Arngrim>	 "wow...! Oh my gosh..." she held her arms out to take the weapon
May 12 20:52:52 <Arngrim>	 The people started clammoring to eat in the banquet hall
May 12 20:52:54 *	Angrun eventually roams out of the kitchen to join the others again. The monster's out and about!
May 12 20:53:17 *	Aina began to sweat. "Geeeeez... Why are you so sloooow!?"
May 12 20:53:35 <Enruia>	"...Or try and murder her...Damn it, that's Friadays!"
May 12 20:53:54 <Scarlet>	Scarlet saw Enruia trip and hurt herself, she walked over kneeling down, She placed a hand where Enruia got injured and healed it
May 12 20:53:58 <Arngrim>	 The girl snatched up the axe from Aina, struggling to heft it with her size. "By the way, my name's Abbey! So...Are you /my/ maid now?"
May 12 20:54:47 <Aina>	"Guh... Oh gee, I didn't think about that. Err, no, I'm... uh... your butler! Yeah!"
May 12 20:56:18 <Moriana>	"Well, at least she's not an idiot like the last owner...Oh right, now that we've decided on an heir..."she claps her hands a few times to get everyone's attention. "The old master is dead." She leaves it at that.
May 12 20:56:27 <Arngrim>	 "You look like a maid...Go get me a big plate of dinner, okay! And kick all these losers out of my castle!" she guffawed, the axe already influencing her in negative ways...
May 12 20:56:29 <Enruia>	".....The last butler got ripped apart by a luck goddess....and the one before that..." she warned Aina
May 12 20:56:47 <Arngrim>	 next task [kick out the guests]
May 12 20:56:47 <Aina>	"Ergh... What kind of luck goddess...?"
May 12 20:57:12 *	Arngrim is now known as Abbey
May 12 20:57:41 <Aina>	"Ah, geez. Okay! Clear the way, I'm getting the Lord Abbey some vittles."
May 12 20:57:45 *	Angrun blinks. She wanders over to Peeeeeeeeer at Abbey curiously.
May 12 20:58:32 <Abbey>	 "Hi! I'm the mistress of this castle now!" she brandishes the bloody axe
May 12 20:58:40 <Abbey>	 "What's your name?"
May 12 20:58:45 *	Aina walks back with the plate holding the roasted pig. "Is this big enough, Lord Abbey!?"
May 12 20:58:54 <Enruia>	"The kind that preys on girish butlers..." she got back up, ".....Already....." she tried to face palm, and broke her nose
May 12 20:59:03 <Scarlet>	Scarlet stalked Angrun over to check out the new mistress curious to what the new master was
May 12 20:59:07 <Abbey>	 "Perfect! But those grubby serfs are spoiling my appetite...!"
May 12 20:59:35 <Abbey>	 Just a young tomboy with messy brown hair, holding a magic axe enchanted with the ex-master's soul.
May 12 20:59:38 *	Moriana sighs. "Well, you heard the new mistress. Arngrim is dead and Abbey is the new mistress. Please leave or you will be forcibly removed.
May 12 21:00:01 <Abbey>	 The crowd seemed pretty pissed, coming all this way and getting denied. Time to intimidate them!
May 12 21:00:11 <Aina>	"Er, um... Pretty please?"
May 12 21:00:19 <Angrun>	"Angrun is Angrun," she introduces.
May 12 21:00:39 <Abbey>	 "Nice to meet ya! Help Aina boot out the squatters in the banquet, okay? You look scary!"
May 12 21:01:46 <Angrun>	Another blink, then she heads toward the banquet with heavy footsteps.
May 12 21:02:03 <Abbey>	 The serfs turn, hearing the thuds of feet
May 12 21:02:06 <Enruia>	"....and I am your Seer, and gardener, Enruia....don't count me on trying to remove them...." she bowed to Abby
May 12 21:02:50 <Abbey>	 "A seer...? Make sure there's nothing dangerous nearby, okay? I gotta make sure this place is secure!"
May 12 21:02:56 <Aina>	"Umm... shoo, shoo!" Aina tries waving the guests away.
May 12 21:03:05 <Scarlet>	"I'm Scarlet" she says standing a few feet behind Enruia bow
May 12 21:03:14 *	Abbey starts tearing into the roast pig without any decorum or ladylike manners, chomping and scarfing the meat down
May 12 21:03:32 <Abbey>	 "Hhh schrlrt!" she says with her mouth full.
May 12 21:04:21 <Abbey>	 Aina's timid attempts weren't cutting it...!
May 12 21:05:18 <Angrun>	Creeeeeeeaaaak.  Angrun pushes open the doors.  She steps into the room.
May 12 21:06:10 <Abbey>	 The serfs watch the mutant, a little afraid...There were rumors of a monster in that castle after all, and she fit the bill!
May 12 21:06:44 <Moriana>	"If you do not leave, the monster may be forced to...Uhhhh...EAt you. Yes, she'll devour you whole, right on the spot."
May 12 21:07:02 <Abbey>	 "W-Whaaat!?"
May 12 21:07:13 *	Aina looks around... and sees a barrel! Oh boy! She heads over to heft the thing overhead while Angrun gets their attention...
May 12 21:07:28 <Angrun>	"OUT!"  She starts toward one of the guests, reaching for their chair.
May 12 21:07:43 <Abbey>	 "Ahhhhh!" most of the guests are out of their seat now, panicking
May 12 21:07:57 <Enruia>	".......I don't bother to do that anymore, Mistress..."
May 12 21:07:58 <Aina>	"Look out, she's eating the everything...!" Aina huffs, and tosses the barrel in Angrun's direction.
May 12 21:08:19 <Abbey>	 "huh? You won't divine for me?" she glares at Enruia
May 12 21:08:45 <Abbey>	 The people run out of the banquet and the castle like a herd of sheep
May 12 21:10:16 <Scarlet>	"well that was a fast feast" she says to herself with a small laugh
May 12 21:10:35 <Enruia>	"Nono.....I mean divine anything dangerous....this whole damn place is a death trap..."
May 12 21:11:19 <Abbey>	 "Well ok..." she says to Enruia and then erupts into laughter as the guests run out of the mansion, "Run, cowards! Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
May 12 21:11:32 <Moriana>	"As long as you don't bring another cloud of spirits, you're already better than the old master...Perhaps I've spoken too soon."
May 12 21:12:15 <Abbey>	 Abbey snacks on pig leg, looking around her new mansion excitedly. "You know what I think...Tomorrow...We should go on a biiiiig adventure!"
May 12 21:12:18 <Aina>	"Heheh.... Whew. How about them apples?"
May 12 21:12:23 <Abbey>	 "That's what papa would want I bet."
May 12 21:13:33 <Enruia>	".....no I think the time he pissed off a dragon and demon dragon to the castle just to see if they would fight over a pig was the worst..."
May 12 21:13:55 <Aina>	"Ooh, an adventure? Where to?"
May 12 21:13:58 *	Angrun looking around, Angrun eventually just sits down and starts eating, since the short-term guests had all left.
May 12 21:14:18 <Moriana>	"Are you sure your father wouldn't want to just sit at home and read? Maybe work on a few personal hobbies..."
May 12 21:15:46 <Abbey>	 "No way, that doesn't sound like him at all! I want you girls to look through the maps and find a juicy treasure we can go snag out of a dungeon or a cave or something!"
May 12 21:16:18 *	Abbey tugs on Enruia's apron and wipes her face free of pig grease.
May 12 21:16:22 <Aina>	"Aww... looking at maps is booring."
May 12 21:16:31 <Aina>	"I'll leave that to someone else~"
May 12 21:16:50 <Enruia>	".......Do you care about desecrati-" she smacked right down to the floor from the tug
May 12 21:16:54 *	Happymancer is now known as Jin
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May 12 21:17:42 <Abbey>	 "Draw my bath! Make my bed! Clean up the banquet hall! Find me a treasure to hunt and pack for the expedition!" Abbey stomped about and flung out orders just because she could.
May 12 21:18:44 <Scarlet>	"I'll go draw her a bath" Scarlet says as she starts to walk off, as she turns around she smirks a bit
May 12 21:18:57 <Moriana>	"D-Did I make a mistake? Maybe I really should have put him in that big, or just captured his soul and sealed it away forever..."
May 12 21:19:11 <Aina>	"Bluh... Uh, I call dibs on the easy one!"
May 12 21:19:23 *	Aina heads to make beds.
May 12 21:20:24 <Abbey>	 Seems to be recieving messages from her father, the axe. "They whaaat!? But you'll decompose in bed! S-Someone, take my dad's corpse and...Put it in an ice box!"
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May 12 21:21:01 <Abbey>	 "And clean up Arngrim, he's all bloody." she means the axe this time, holding it out
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May 12 21:22:57 <Moriana>	"He's dead, what does it matter? Just toss him on ice and he'll be fine for a while as long as I'm around."
May 12 21:23:13 <Abbey>	 "Exactly! Ice..."
May 12 21:24:24 <Angrun>	Angrun keeps on eating, thinking on this new, bossy little thing.
May 12 21:28:33 <Abbey>	 Arngrim had gotten himself killed and was transferred into a magic axe. His new heir Abbey would surely be just as troublesome for the maids. Maybe even moreseo....But really there wasn't much choice! It's not like /Angrun/ could run a mansion!