01:35] I am FS: blu
[01:35] I am FS: you couldnt even get laid in a morgue
[01:55] Blu: wtf are you talking about?
[01:55] I am FS: your ability to get women to have sexual intercourse with you
[01:56] Blu: i couldnt get laid in a morgue
[01:56] Blu: itd be rape
[01:56] I am FS: it is lacking so greatly, that not even the inhabitants of morgues (that is, dead people) would have sexual relations with you
[01:56] Blu: theyd be on top of me and id be all like, NO DONT FOR CHRIST SAKE GET OFF ME
[01:56] Blu: they would of course misinterpret what i said and continue raeping me
[01:57] I am FS: Blu their nervous system is no longer functional. They can't interpret what you say at all.
[01:57] Blu: who says i was talking about the dead chicks?
[01:58] Blu: i was talking about ugly ugly nerdy dead working morde worker chicks
[01:58] I am FS: you know what, blu?
[01:58] I am FS: fuck you
[01:59] Blu: see what i mean?
[01:59] I am FS: fuck you and your loopholes
[01:59] Blu: except ur not a dead chick
[01:59] I am FS: they might as well just call you Loophole-Blu
[01:59] Blu: they should
[01:59] I am FS: THEY CALL ME LOOPHOLE BLU
AND MY SWORD CONTAINS MAGICAL RUNES
[02:00] I am FS: thats your themesong
[02:00] Blu: are you gonna make me a song?
[02:00] Blu: i would be honored
[02:00] I am FS: ofc we'll have a scottish dude sing it
[02:00] I am FS: oh fuck yeah
[02:00] I am FS: i have to now
[02:00] I am FS: i'll write it down in my txt file entitled "things2do"
[02:00] Blu: awesome