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  1. [7:40:38 PM] Person #1: Guys
  2. [7:40:40 PM] Person #1: Remember the thread
  3. [7:40:46 PM] Person #2: ATM, I have -50 mod points
  4. [7:40:47 PM] Person #3: It was was a fucking joke
  5. [7:40:50 PM] Person #2: And 2500 <Person #4> points
  6. [7:40:53 PM] Person #5: 5 of those were from me
  7. [7:40:56 PM] Person #5: Just...putting that out there
  8. [7:41:04 PM] Person #6: how do i mod point
  9. [7:41:07 PM] Person #6: s
  10. [7:41:11 PM] Person #2: ./modpoints
  11. [7:41:11 PM] Person #4: Daeshik points are better
  12. [7:41:13 PM] Person #5: You don't count phair
  13. [7:41:15 PM] Person #5: Because you sux
  14. [7:41:15 PM] Person #4: cause you can buy sex
  15. [7:41:18 PM] Person #6: o
  16. [7:41:22 PM] Person #2: For 2 Daeshik points
  17. [7:41:23 PM] Person #2: 10 minutes
  18. [7:41:26 PM] Person #3: Modpoints = sexual favors from Apple
  19. [7:41:29 PM] Person #2: I get it for free
  20. [7:41:33 PM] Person #4: Minimal
  21. [7:41:35 PM] Person #6: MUST ACCUMULATE MOD POINTS
  22. [7:41:36 PM] Person #2: Apple's fucking expensive, though
  23. [7:41:37 PM] Person #4: is that how Torn got it?
  24. [7:41:44 PM] Person #2: It's like 10,000 mod points for 5 minutes
  25. [7:41:46 PM] Person #2: Sheesh
  26. [7:41:50 PM] Person #6: wow
  27. [7:41:55 PM] Person #6: I don't even have one yet
  28. [7:41:56 PM] Person #6: damn
  29. [7:41:56 PM] Person #3: It's worth it
  30. [7:41:58 PM] Person #3: Trust me
  31. [7:41:58 PM] Person #2: It was totally worth it, though
  32. [7:42:11 PM] Person #2: Apple's amazing
  33. [7:42:16 PM] Person #2: 5 minutes seems like an hour
  34. [7:42:18 PM] Person #6: is there a bank i can rob for these mod points?
  35. [7:42:21 PM] Person #2: No
  36. [7:42:25 PM] Person #6: well shit
  37. [7:42:25 PM] Person #2: They're not stored in a bank
  38. [7:42:26 PM] Person #6: count me out
  39. [7:42:29 PM] Person #2: Apple keeps them in his night dresser
  40. [7:42:33 PM] Person #5: Rob Apple's house
  41. [7:42:40 PM] Person #2: He keeps it locked
  42. [7:42:42 PM] Person #5: That'll get you about 7 billion mod points
  43. [7:42:44 PM] Person #2: Only he has the key
  44. [7:42:52 PM] Person #4: Well
  45. [7:42:57 PM] Person #4: We could bribe him with sex
  46. [7:42:57 PM] Person #3: the key is his penis
  47. [7:42:58 PM] Person #4: to open it
  48. [7:43:09 PM] Person #2: I was just going to say that Mini
  49. [7:43:11 PM] Person #2: FFS
  50. [7:43:13 PM] Person #3: Hahaha
  51. [7:43:17 PM] Person #4: Why is this convo in business chat?
  52. [7:43:20 PM] Person #4: o_o
  53. [7:43:23 PM] Person #2: Lol
  54. [7:43:27 PM] Person #5: Because, we're using the word 'Mod'
  55. [7:43:32 PM] Person #5: Therefore, it's offical
  56. [7:43:33 PM] Person #3: ^
  57. [7:43:43 PM] Person #7: guys, were talking about sex with Apple, it's very serious buisness
  58. [7:43:50 PM] Person #2: You wouldn't be able to get the mod points if you opened the dresser, anyway
  59. [7:43:58 PM] Person #4: Apple has to give them to you
  60. [7:44:01 PM] Person #4: personally
  61. [7:44:05 PM] Person #2: Exactly
  62. [7:44:08 PM] Person #5: Lol, mod points flow into your soul in a slow but steady stream
  63. [7:44:14 PM | Edited 7:44:35 PM] Person #2: (SPOILER: THE MOD POINTS ARE APPLE'S SEMEN)
  64. [7:44:20 PM] Person #3: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  65. [7:44:28 PM] Person #6: LOL
  66. [7:44:35 PM] Person #4: LOLOL
  67. [7:44:36 PM] Person #4: xD
  68. [7:44:40 PM] Person #7: mod points travel into your anus and work their way up into your soul
  69. [7:44:42 PM] Person #5: Fuck.
  70. [7:44:45 PM] Person #2: Lol Gecko
  71. [7:44:50 PM] Person #5: Well guys
  72. [7:44:54 PM] Person #2: We're all getting demodded
  73. [7:44:54 PM] Person #4: How many modpoints per liter?
  74. [7:44:59 PM] Person #2: 2
  75. [7:45:10 PM] Person #6: how do you get negative mod points, then?
  76. [7:45:10 PM] Person #2: That's why they're so expensive
  77. [7:45:14 PM] Person #7: so his penis is a hose?
  78. [7:45:15 PM] Person #3: You fuck Apple
  79. [7:45:17 PM] Person #7: kappa
  80. [7:45:18 PM] Person #3: Is how, Phair
  81. [7:45:26 PM] Person #4: Dayum, Torn must've sucked for quiet a while for 20 mod points
  82. [7:45:29 PM] Person #6: goin in to debt
  83. [7:45:36 PM] Person #7: oooooohh mawwwwnzuuuure
  84. [7:45:40 PM] Person #6: lol
  85. [7:45:40 PM] Person #2: I still have -50
  86. [7:45:43 PM] Person #2: I got too excited one time
  87. [7:46:09 PM] Person #7: to loose mod points, apple has to manually stick his hand up your anus and...well the rest is self explanatory
  88. [7:46:10 PM] Person #3: Just abide by the rules, you don't touch him unless he says you can
  89. [7:46:28 PM] Person #2: Unless you're Rixiot
  90. [7:47:11 PM] Person #1: You wouldn't believe how many mod points Anxuiz needed to get to become a dev.
  91. [7:47:16 PM] Person #4: lol
  92. [7:47:28 PM] Person #2: We all know, Torn
  93. [7:47:32 PM] Person #2: We all know
  94. [7:47:33 PM] Person #3: So how do y'all store your mod points?
  95. [7:47:38 PM] Person #4: In your anus
  96. [7:47:40 PM] Person #3: I keep them in a jar on my night stand
  97. [7:47:40 PM] Person #4: But
  98. [7:47:42 PM] Person #2: I keep them hidden in my belly button
  99. [7:47:43 PM] Person #2: Huehuehue
  100. [7:47:46 PM] Person #4: I keep em in my fridge
  101. [7:47:50 PM] Person #4: nice and fresh
  102. [7:48:08 PM] Person #7: i take them to the sperm bank
  103. [7:48:19 PM] Person #7: kappa
  104. [7:48:22 PM] Person #2: You can't do that
  105. [7:48:23 PM] Person #3: (<Person #6>, go find that bank and rob it)
  106. [7:48:24 PM] Person #2: It's too rich
  107. [7:48:30 PM] Person #2: Too thick
  108. [7:48:34 PM] Person #7: TOO WHITE
  109. [7:48:41 PM] Person #2: The sperm bank couldn't hold such a substance
  110. [7:48:55 PM] Person #4: <Person #2> lost all his mod points from drinking too much of it
  111. [7:49:01 PM] Person #4: That's why he has -50
  112. [7:49:06 PM | Removed 7:49:14 PM] Person #2: This message has been removed.
  113. [7:49:09 PM] Person #2: That's top secret
  114. [7:49:14 PM] Person #7: he shot the points out of his anus and drank them?
  115. [7:49:19 PM] Person #2: Well
  116. [7:49:20 PM] Person #4: Yep
  117. [7:49:21 PM] Person #2: Not exactly
  118. [7:49:22 PM] Person #4: I believe so
  119. [7:49:25 PM] Person #4: because
  120. [7:49:28 PM] Person #2: It's more complicated than that
  121. [7:49:28 PM | Edited 7:50:01 PM] Person #4: =TOP SECRET=
  122. [7:49:29 PM] Person #4: wait
  123. [7:49:31 PM] Person #2: DAE
  124. [7:49:31 PM] Person #2: NO
  125. [7:49:32 PM] Person #4: I said nothing
  126. [7:49:33 PM] Person #2: NOT YET
  127. [7:49:36 PM] Person #2: FFS
  128. [7:49:42 PM] Person #2: TOO SOON
  129. [7:49:54 PM] Person #4: =TOP SECRET=
  130. [7:50:04 PM] Person #4: there
  131. [7:50:08 PM] Person #4: no one saw that
  132. [7:50:09 PM] Person #2: Ok
  133. [7:50:09 PM] Person #2: Good
  134. [7:50:24 PM] Person #7: im copy pasting this conversation
  135. [7:50:28 PM] Person #2: Lol
  136. [7:50:31 PM] Person #8: good god
  137. [7:50:33 PM] Person #8: [7:49 PM] Person #7: he shot the points out of his anus and drank them?
  138. [7:50:33 PM] Person #4: umm
  139. [7:50:35 PM] Person #2: Put it on the forums
  140. [7:50:36 PM] Person #1: This type of talk could get you stoned in pakistan.
  141. [7:50:38 PM] Person #4: no
  142. [7:50:40 PM] Person #4: don't
  143. [7:50:40 PM] Person #4: xD
  144. [7:50:42 PM] Person #2: Oh wait, it's buisness
  145. [7:50:43 PM] Person #2: Damn
  146. [7:50:44 PM] Person #2: We can't
  147. [7:50:51 PM] Person #2: Shame
  148. [7:51:05 PM] Person #4: inb4 Khaz/H0B0 posts this in Official Announcements
  149. [7:51:09 PM] Person #2: LOL
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