Tosleja, the cannibal and pervert secret Agent

Koversation mit DatHarrys Bruder:

20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: and go online on steam
20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Because
20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I gotta tell him something
20:32 - GGP | NinjaTomate: IMPORTANT
20:32 - NobleSkull: Tell me and I'll tell him.
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can't tell you
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It's a secret
20:33 - NobleSkull: Well he's clearly busy.
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Then
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Tell him 26
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: He'll know what I mean
20:33 - NobleSkull: He has no idea what that means
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Alright, everything is according to plan
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: to tell him
20:33 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 83
20:34 - GGP | NinjaTomate: *now
20:34 - GGP | NinjaTomate: What does he say?
20:34 - NobleSkull: He doesn't know that either
20:34 - NobleSkull: so he's getting on to know what you're going on about
20:34 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Hehe

Koversation mit DatHarry:

DatHarry is now Online.
20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 92
20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 68
20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 21
20:35 - GGP | NinjaTomate: If you know what I mean ;)
20:36 - DatHarry: what's going on here
20:36 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 36
20:36 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Heheh
20:36 - DatHarry: what're you talking about?
20:36 - GGP | NinjaTomate: 54
20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Wait.
20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really don't know what I'm talking about?
20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Shit man, I knew they did things with you
20:37 - DatHarry: ..what
20:37 - DatHarry: what's going on here
20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But things so horrible that you forgot our codes?
20:37 - DatHarry: what the fuck
20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Shit man, Parker wants to see you
20:37 - DatHarry: who's parker
20:37 - DatHarry: what the fuck is going on here
20:37 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We gotta rebuild your Brain after that failed mission
20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I TOLD you to not get caught
20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can you remember anything from the last 2 days?
20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We couldn't find you!
20:38 - DatHarry: ...lol
20:38 - DatHarry: okay i'm just gonna..
20:38 - DatHarry: go.
20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I mean, when we found you in that icecave, half of your brain was missing
20:38 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I'm serious, what did they do to you?
20:38 - DatHarry: you're in germany
20:38 - DatHarry: how could you
20:39 - DatHarry: i mean
20:39 - DatHarry: what're you
20:39 - DatHarry: what the fuck
20:39 - DatHarry: okay this is weird
20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really can't remember?
20:39 - DatHarry: i know you're just trolling me but pls go
20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I'm not trolling, man!
20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Oh god, they washed his brain
20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Alright, live your life as you think it is.
20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Just so much: You lived a different life before.
20:39 - DatHarry: ................................................................
20:39 - DatHarry: ok
20:39 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can't you really remember anything?
20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: That one cold night in the mountains?
20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: The moment when I pulled you outta that river?
20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Well, I hope you're happy with your life now, Agent Tosleja
20:40 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I mean, DatHarry
20:41 - DatHarry: what is this
20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: The Agency will Contact you again later to see if the enemy retrieved any vital information from you
20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And if they did...
20:41 - DatHarry: ok
20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: may god help you.
20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But
20:41 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really can't remember anything?
20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: That one night in that mountain house?
DatHarry did not respond to the trade request.
20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: ...
20:42 - DatHarry: ?
20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You really can't remember anything
20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Anyway, how is that brain prothesis you're using?
20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We were really worried when we saw all that blood
20:42 - DatHarry: what the fuck
20:42 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Yeah, it was horrible
20:43 - DatHarry: http://puu.sh/hyB7
20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: When we found you in that cage
20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Half of your head and brain missing
20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Your arms and legs broken
20:43 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It was scary.
~Hier haben wir uns für 5 Zeilen über facepunch unterhalten~
20:49 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I love telling people stories
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Like that one time when we were trapped in that house in the mountains
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You remember that, Tosleja?
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It was really cold
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And you already started eating Losteja
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: So I started talking about Frankenstein's monster
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Because he looked like that
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Aftegr you ate him
20:50 - DatHarry: wait so
20:50 - GGP | NinjaTomate: it was pretty scary
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But then we were able to use his skin as blanket
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: because it was cold
20:51 - DatHarry: in your stories i'm a cannibal secret agent?
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And then you touched my special zone...
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: A GAY, cannibal special agent
20:51 - DatHarry: wow
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And you're either russian or polish
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Can't decide
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Anyway, you touched my special zone
20:51 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I looked at you strangely
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You started explaining that your hands were cold and you wanted to warm them
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Then I kicked you in the nuts.
20:52 - DatHarry: what
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Suddenly, you started raping the dead agent's skin
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And quietly talked about little girls
20:52 - DatHarry: what the fuck
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I backed away into the door
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And then you looked at me
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Red eyes
20:52 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Blood dripping from your mouth
20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I reacted fast when you started running at me
20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I opened the door and all the snow fell on you.
20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: I ran out, climbed up a tree and waited there for what would happen..
20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And then I saw you.
20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You were full of blood and white stuff
20:53 - GGP | NinjaTomate: The white stuff was snow, I hope
20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And you were wearing the dead Agent's skin
20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: At that moment, I was really scared
20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: So I climbed higher and removed the tree's stem so that you couldn't climb up
20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Sitting on the floating tree, I finally got my mobile to work and called the Agency
20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: They quickly sent a Chopper and I could get out of there
20:54 - GGP | NinjaTomate: You, however, could not.
20:55 - GGP | NinjaTomate: And we couldn't find you for weeks.
20:55 - GGP | NinjaTomate: But then, 2 days ago, we found you in that icecage.
20:55 - GGP | NinjaTomate: When we came close, we saw that the ground, which we thought was made of dirt, was actually a 2 meters thick lable of frozen blood.
20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Horrified by that discovery, we came close to what we presumed was you
20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We saw that you were munching on something.
20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: It was your arm.
20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We managed to capture you and put you in our chopper
20:56 - GGP | NinjaTomate: We flew back and replaced all your missing organs with augmentation.
20:57 - GGP | NinjaTomate: When you got back out of the clinic, all you said was "I never asked for this".
20:57 - DatHarry: lool
20:57 - GGP | NinjaTomate: Then we cleaned your brain.