She went to the bed. We kissed and started to constantly hug each other. Then 9 months later a baby piped out. Fin. Not really. How did it start?

And Frederick was in the background holding up and a condom, reminding them to have protected sex. And took the baby away and raped it off a cliff. And then Shrek slept with Elsa while Larry the cucumber was mastrubating in the corner with bob the tomato.

“What the actual fuck are we reading?” Chrom asked his wife, while looking at the pages in the book filled with lemony goodness, And then the lights turned off and there was hyperrealistic blood everywhere, which skeletons summoning Sebastian who proceeded to mastrubate viciously. I also have a sister named Anastasia Steele who had sex every single hour of her life with a gay poser named Christian Grey. I even had a threesome with them!

As for Chrom, he left this fucked up fanfiction with his wife Robin, and they had sex as well.

Jeff the killer then came (that’s what she said) out of nowhere and had hot, steamy sex with Ebony. Ebony became pregnant with his child at the young age of 17. Go teen moms! Draco was very heartbroken about the news, so he slit his wrists and killed himself. Don’t worry, he'll come back in the next chapter. As for Harry, he was raped by Snape and became his sex slave. Shrek burst through the wall, an intense smell of onions overwhelming the room and everyone in it. He grabbed Ebony with his green ogre hands and quickly ripped off her clothing. Ebony was put on her hands and knees. She was ready for Sherk. Shrek cupped her fat ass with his large, green ogre hands, squeezing it gently. Ebony gently moaned and whispered, “Claim my ass.” Shrek removed his pants and his green erection sprinted out. Holy cow! His ogre penis penetrated her pale butthole. Shrek then grabbed Larry the Cucumber and shoves him up Ebony’s ass. She let out a scream, mixed with pain and pleasure. All of the sudden, John Cena broke through the wall with his theme song playing in the background. He then got in front of Ebony and his pants magically came off. He shoved his penis (which was surprisingly very small) into Ebony’s vagina. This was a bonus for Ebony. Getting fucked in the front and the back at the same time! Ebony also had 3 cocks which were being sucked and stroked by elsa who was using her powers to make herself so much sexier and to give her 12 tentacles and 4 dicks which ere all being used as we speak

Shrek looked outside and saw 2 titans sexually eating humans and fucking at the same time. Then donkeys wife the dragon came in and turned into a boy dragon and started raping the titans who were already having sex. Donkey and Samus Aran the Futanari proceeded to rape john cena After ripping his dick out of ebony and shoving pipe cleaners covered in maple syrup and tabasco into it.

Then Murdoc the Gorillaz bass player jumped in from nowhere, flung his cape over his shoulder, and flicked his long demon tongue at Ebony. He pushed Cena out of the way (although cena was no longer fucking Ebony, he was in the same place), ripped off his white underwear, and shoved his big green dick inside her, playing notes on his bass with each thrust.

Murdoc grunted angrily at the pickle man. He wasn't happy with being out-dicked by another green man, so he grabbed Larry the cucumber from Ebony’s ass and shoved it Harry the sex slave’s mouth and made him suck on it sexually. This got Snape aroused majorly, so he bent poor Harry over and went to town, chanting random spells at John Cena who was alone.

Snake and Cloud Strife suddenly appeared and began to brawl. They killed everyone except the original couple (because they were safe under a blanket in a cuddling position) and ended up fucking each other with their juicy monster cocks.

Also santa was raping a class of preschool boys with his 47 tentacle dicks. But Malfoy was then resurrected by Kirito-kun, killed santa, the kids, and then himself.

The original couple woke and realized they were surrounded by gay sex and dead bodies. And a mastrubating kirito feasting on the cocks of the corpses. The end.

OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

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“...You thought this was the end of the story…” A smooth voice murmured in the darkness.

Suddenly, a random spotlight shone on a mysterious figure. He pointed to himself, a cruel yet arrogant smile forming on his perfect lips, as he stared at you with his gorgeous tangerine eyes.

“BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!”