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Hello and welcome to Ustoleit's Stupid Thoughts. We will have a few shows going on each day. Sometimes the channel is gone for maintenance.
Have Fun!

Karma's Shop Klutz:
"Hello and welcome to Karma's Shop Klutz! Today we will be shoving random items in your face for extremely random prices!"
"First up, we got a malformed red pikmin plushie with it's stem on it's nose and it's nose on it's stem. This is selling for $4428!"
"Next up, some random Olimar fangirl's journal. I didn't look at this, so buy at your own risk. This is selling for $5422!"
"Last but not least, we have all the extremely cringy pikmin ships WITH all of the fanfictions talking about them/about them! This is selling for $9624!

"Prehistoric Rebirth:
Narrator:Welcome to Earth 4099!
Narrator:We will be following two raptors who are separated after finding true love.
Karma:MAKIN' MY WAY DOWNTOWN.
Ora:GOTTA GO FAST
Karma:stop. Huh?
Ora: chirp chirp!
Karma: What's this?
2 seconds later a "meteorite" hits.
Find out what happens next time!

Louie's Cooking Show:
"For an unrivaled green curry, peel away the spotty bulbear's skin, pulverize the juicy innards, and stew until curiously fragrant"
"K bye."