TOTALLY UNBIASED DAY ONE RANKINGS:

Day one rosters for reference: https://i.gyazo.com/79a7df5ee402be34f55a8c1d051b66b8.png

1. Miami Marlins
Gh0st drafted big names by getting Patriots017, Bunzaboy, and Kingstan. Looks like he's trying to get the ol' Mets gang back together for one last hoorah and possibly another shot at a ring.

2. Pittsburgh Pirates
Fuck you all, I picked Dues and Troll who both hit over .470, as well as the two-headed pitching monster of iVoltus and Viper. Fuck y'all saying Toronto had a better draft.

3. Houston Astros
You guys picked a solid power hitter in Joycon as well as a .400 hitter in Unanimoose. Filthy_Cane and Anton should fit in nicely to round out the top of your lineup. You also picked up Osman, who had a solid year on the mound for SFG in season 4, but is still pretty much a PO. Good job so far Houston.

4. Toronto Blue Jays
Although, I will admit that Toronto had a pretty damn good draft. Lots of good power hitters on this team. Pitching is questionable though.

5. New York Yankees
Oh look, Ship is trying to reunite the Almighties and even picked up Zek and Shoto. I like it. Hell, you even stole Kereeye from me. You prick >:(

6. Tampa Bay Rays
I'll give Pony credit where its due, he picked a decent team. Although, picking Reznov round 1 was pretty fucking stupid. Good thing he somewhat made up for it.

7. Los Angeles Dodgers
I see what Bamb is trying to do here, but I'm not sure its gonna work. Like for fucks sake what kind of madman picks R0CK3F3LL3R round 2???? The rest of his lineup is... okay. Zorpz may have to hard carry if shit hits the fan, but we'll see. Notom looks to be the ace so far.

8. Los Angeles Angels
Considering Joshua didn't even fucking show up to the draft day one and I'm not ranking him last goes to show how retarded some of the other teams on this list are. He picked ZackLaFlame and autodrafted Acenger, both above-average players who do well in all situations.  Although, having FirePhoenux autodrafted is pretty risky, since I doubt he'll play this season since he left the discord after the whole SFG debacle.

9. St. Louis Cardinals
Here's my issue with the Cardinals. Mini clearly doesn't want to play for Leo, while Aliets is only showing up to less than half the games. Pwnzer is still suspended for 15 games (I think, Caingus doesn't have some suspensions posted), and whats left is a few .350 hitters through six rounds. YIKES.

10. Washington Nationals
Your first two picks consisted of Chris who had an okay season (but DEFINITELY not R1 worthy), and Grant who got hot in the playoffs but was a consistent .350 hitter through the regular season. Sure, Scardina can pitch well, but who else on your team can? Who else on your team can hit?

11. Cleveland Indians
You picked Brui round 2... yikes. I'll admit that the rest of your lineup is okay, I just don't believe this team will be going anywhere.

12. Arizona Diamondbacks
Your top 3 picks are fine, but your 4-6 picks are... ass. Isaac hasn't played in a long ass time and your 5th and 6th round picks are hot fucking garbage. Enjoy the basement Arizona!