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  1. [22:19:25] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> ive got 7 slime blocks
  2. [22:19:56] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> perfect, if a creeper hadnt blown up my chest an hour ago
  3. [22:20:05] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> bruh youd umb
  4. [22:20:22] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> how many diamonds you got?
  5. [22:20:32] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> yeah i lost everything that wasnt in my inventory
  6. [22:20:46] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> you couldve, idk, put more chests down?
  7. [22:21:21] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i was dead and 2000 blocks away from the items
  8. [22:21:33] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> how a creeper blow it up then?
  9. [22:21:52] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> the only important thing was the diamonds the creeper killed me genius
  10. [22:22:04] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> you dont have a bed?
  11. [22:22:12] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> take a guess
  12. [22:22:15] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> genuis
  13. [22:22:20] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> so i just spent 3 hours looking for slimes for nothing?
  14. [22:22:55] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> or you could just be a doll and let me have them anyway so i can build this fucking tree farm
  15. [22:23:09] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> do you take IOUs?
  16. [22:23:12] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> burh only reason i got them was cuz you said youd pay me
  17. [22:23:31] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> you couldve got your own slimes chief i grinded for you
  18. [22:24:08] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> literally it was an accident
  19. [22:24:17] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i can still pay you just not at the moment
  20. [22:24:18] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> and no i dont take ious lmao
  21. [22:24:41] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> youre not using the slime blocks?
  22. [22:24:54] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> im just salty cuz i spent 3 hours running around swamps for slimes
  23. [22:25:08] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> a nd you dont even have the diamonds
  24. [22:25:09] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <mmcaldwell> can someone help me finish my emerald farm?
  25. [22:25:19] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> LITERALLY NOT MY FAULT DUDE
  26. [22:25:41] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> im not saying it is michael im just frusterated about the situation, doesnt mean im just gonna give you the slime blocks tho
  27. [22:26:13] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> im still gonna pay you, i need time to go mining. but in th emeantime id like to start on my tree farm
  28. [22:26:38] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> if im being completely honest i dont think you will
  29. [22:26:54] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> for at least a week
  30. [22:27:08] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> youre hardly ever on anyway
  31. [22:27:26] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> did you even have 10 diamond blocks in the first place?
  32. [22:27:30] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> dude fuck that. ive given you no reason not to trust me in the recent past
  33. [22:28:18] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> im sorry bro im not gonna just trust you all of the sudden because you havent done anything ""recently
  34. [22:29:12] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> i mean you were going to lok through my chests earlier, were you gonna put the dimaonds in the chest of you had found the slime blocks?\
  35. [22:29:34] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> that was the plan
  36. [22:29:40] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> did you have them on you?
  37. [22:29:46] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> there were unforseen circumstances
  38. [22:29:49] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> yes]
  39. [22:29:53] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> and i got back
  40. [22:29:57] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> why did you take them off you then?
  41. [22:29:59] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> put them in the chest
  42. [22:30:03] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> and went afk
  43. [22:30:03] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> why tho
  44. [22:30:12] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> because they just take up room
  45. [22:30:26] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> you dont put your valuables in an echest?
  46. [22:30:27] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> im working on like 12 different projects i need the space
  47. [22:30:40] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i dont have one
  48. [22:30:44] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> dude why
  49. [22:31:07] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> youre literally trying as hard as you can to blame this on me
  50. [22:31:18] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> wtf no im not lmaoo
  51. [22:31:22] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> yes you are
  52. [22:31:26] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> how?
  53. [22:31:34] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> im just saying you couldve prevented this
  54. [22:32:04] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> im not saying you did that shit on purpose
  55. [22:32:26] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> plus who elses fault wouldve been if it wasnt yours?
  56. [22:33:01] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> dude fuck you, you know it was an accident. shit fucking happens dude. stop acting like im somehow in the wrong here, its actually pissing me off
  57. [22:33:07] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] Glyg fell out of the world
  58. [22:33:26] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> im fucking not dude im just trying to justify the fact that i dont wanna give you free shit
  59. [22:34:07] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> it couldve been prevented thats all im saying, im not attacking you lmao. you the one getting all defensive for no fucking reason
  60. [22:34:55] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> i wouldnt give jake free shit even if he promised to pay me later
  61. [22:35:01] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> same for joe
  62. [22:35:09] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> or joiner
  63. [22:35:55] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> youre not giving me free shit dude? im building a fucking tree farm for everyone. and i already promised to pay you. instead of going "sorry not till you pay me" you went out of your way to say you didnt trust me and that it was somehow my fault fuck you
  64. [22:36:05] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> get off your high fucking horse
  65. [22:36:14] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> ??
  66. [22:36:33] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> dude did you not read what i just said>
  67. [22:37:06] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> there is no fucking high horse anywhere dude dont call that bullshit, stop attacking me for something that is completley reasonable
  68. [22:37:35] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> its not reasonable you went out of your way to be a dick
  69. [22:37:38] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> you asked for a product, i named a price, you couldnt pay it, so im not giving you the product. simple trade
  70. [22:37:53] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> i have not been a dick once, im just sating my opinion on the matter
  71. [22:38:10] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> scroll up and reread that shit cuz ive done jack
  72. [22:40:01] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> you are actually a dick sometimes man. you straight up asked me why i didnt do more to prevent it like i did it on purpose you said how you didnt trust me unprompted you have some fucking double standard against me and i dont fucking get it man
  73. [22:40:10] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> even jake trusts me more than you do
  74. [22:43:26] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> 1. im literally not being a dick straight up, me not trusting you to pay me later is not me being a dick, its just me being cautious about my shit, 2. never once did i say that "you didnt do enough to prevent it" i was literally just saying shit you
  75. [22:43:29] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> couldve done
  76. [22:44:03] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> 3. there is no fucking double standard dude, i wouldve had the exact same response to literally everyone else
  77. [22:45:40] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] mmcaldwell was shot by Pillager
  78. [22:45:54] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> nah man the way you wer asking me about it is the same as someone asking a girl who got raped "what were you wearing"you were literally trying to blame me for something that was an accident the proceeded to get mad that YOU spent 3 hours of your own time.
  79. [22:46:36] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> and "you didnt do enough to prevent it" is pretty much an exact quote so shut the fuck up
  80. [22:48:06] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> dude reread the fucking chat and realize that youre literally the one being an ass right now, victimizing yourself, saying fuck you ans shut the fuck up every message, i get that your shit got blown up but stop fucking taking it out on me
  81. [22:49:42] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> bro now youre just being a fucking hypocrite. i read the fucking chat you literally tried to accuse me of lying after i explained the situation and then tried every way possibel to blame me. im right here, youre the asshole
  82. [22:50:52] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> ok bud
  83. [22:51:02] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> im done please stop whining
  84. [22:51:03] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] SkoteLuvr fell from a high place
  85. [22:52:27] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> okay im actually done now. you want me to be the bad guy? ill be the fucking bad guy. so get the fuck out of here with your 4 foot 3 autistic ass
  86. [22:52:44] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> ill die i=on this fucking hill because i know im right
  87. [22:52:47] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] mmcaldwell was shot by Stray
  88. [22:52:51] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> go fuck yourself
  89. [22:53:10] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> alright bud
  90. [22:54:03] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] mmcaldwell left the game
  91. [22:54:50] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> i sent literally every message we both sent to jake, he can tell us what he thinks
  92. [22:55:12] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> oh you went and cried to jake, what a fucking surprise
  93. [22:55:16] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> copy and pasted "I agree Michael’s pretty delusionalYou had a price, he couldn’t pay it and expected handoutsSounds like a typical socialist to me"
  94. [22:55:23] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> never cried? just wanted an extra opinion
  95. [22:55:39] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> thats fair is it not?
  96. [22:55:46] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> bruh you would suck jakes dick if he asked you to
  97. [22:55:46] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> should i send them to joiner too?
  98. [22:55:51] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> maybe joe?
  99. [22:55:55] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> lets see what they say
  100. [22:56:08] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i never expected free shit and you know
  101. [22:56:10] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> that
  102. [22:56:14] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> thats not why im mad
  103. [22:57:01] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> ok
  104. [22:58:03] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> and when i pointed it out instead of trying to justify what you were saying you argued with me and told me i was wrong and trying to victimize myself and thats how i know im right
  105. [22:58:18] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] mmcaldwell joined the game
  106. [22:58:36] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> that sentence made no sence what so ever,
  107. [23:00:45] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> this is stupid, let me try and explain my side in a more organized manner
  108. [23:01:04] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> nah man ive made it abundantly clear im done with this
  109. [23:01:16] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> nope im done arguing
  110. [23:01:26] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> im actually trying to fix this now
  111. [23:01:29] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> great, that is want i want aswell lmao
  112. [23:01:31] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> hear me out
  113. [23:01:42] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> fine go ahead
  114. [23:02:33] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> its just the fact that when i tried to show i point of veiw in an organized manner, you said fuck you, shut the fuck up, brought up my fucking height, and just was overall toxic as hell so idk why i should even listen
  115. [23:03:35] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> bruh literally every one of you guys know i do that in arguments i have anger management issues. and i try my best to avoid conflict because i know what happens
  116. [23:03:51] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> and that justifies your obsenities? lmao
  117. [23:04:28] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> im not saying that. im saying that shouldnt be a reason to not listen to me and tha tyou shouldnt take it personally
  118. [23:04:46] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] SkoteLuvr fell from a high place
  119. [23:04:47] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> bruh you brought up my height, thats like as personal as it gets
  120. [23:05:06] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <mmcaldwell> bruh i have lost 5 villagers trying to make this stupid emerald farm
  121. [23:05:07] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> dude you bring up shit im self concious about all the time
  122. [23:05:13] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> like?
  123. [23:05:27] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> and its worse when you do it because everyone else joins in
  124. [23:05:40] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> dude please tell me so i can avoid bringing it up in the future
  125. [23:06:01] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> because i genuinly dont know what i couldve said that youre self concious ab
  126. [23:06:14] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> how about my weight for one, which ive told you guys about so many times ive lost count and you still continue to bring that up
  127. [23:06:31] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> i have never said anything about your weight ever
  128. [23:06:44] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> ive never heard any of us bring up your weight
  129. [23:06:58] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> your not even overweight a little \
  130. [23:07:07] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> thats so wrong its not even funny
  131. [23:07:11] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> bruh
  132. [23:07:24] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> please for the love of god give me an example
  133. [23:07:34] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> who would actually know the answer to that question better you or me?
  134. [23:07:46] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> obviously you because i genuinely dont know
  135. [23:08:06] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> do you not remember every single person whos made fun of you for something you dont like about yourself
  136. [23:08:23] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> I can recall a lot of times youve brought up my height, yes
  137. [23:08:27] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> many actually
  138. [23:08:51] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> as i do with you
  139. [23:08:58] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> bringin up my size
  140. [23:09:02] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> ok tell me one and ill tell you one
  141. [23:09:15] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> or should i go first?
  142. [23:09:23] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> this isnt even what were supposed to be arguing about
  143. [23:09:24] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> and i wont even include the most recent offnece
  144. [23:09:33] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> well you started the argument soo?
  145. [23:09:58] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> youre unable to come up with an example? how could i possible make fun of you for something i dont even think is true
  146. [23:10:11] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> dude im trying my best to make it so we dont have to deal with this at school tomorrow
  147. [23:10:16] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> bruuhh
  148. [23:10:24] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> youre literally the one making it personal
  149. [23:10:53] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> you justified bringing up my height by saying i bring up your weight, which is something i just dont do
  150. [23:11:07] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> like at all, thats not the kind og person i am
  151. [23:11:16] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> dude dont even
  152. [23:11:18] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> except for when i call jake a square lol
  153. [23:12:00] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i get made fun of a lot dude im not holding a grudge im not mad im not accusing you of anything
  154. [23:12:10] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> i am being 100% straight up with you, 1. i dont think youre over weight, and 2. i cant recall even once where ive
  155. [23:12:17] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> BRUH YES YOU ARE ACCUSING ME
  156. [23:12:20] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING AB
  157. [23:12:55] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i am actually trying my hardest to stay calm right now dude can you please work with me
  158. [23:13:14] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> "dude you bring up shit im self concious about all the time"
  159. [23:13:31] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> like im in awe of hoe delusional youre acting
  160. [23:13:37] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> how*
  161. [23:14:28] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> tell me if im wrong but i really feels like to me youre trying to back out of your statments
  162. [23:15:33] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> okay so my choices right now are 1. continue the argument in which its just us being dicks to each other or 2. try to deescilate and then get accused of backing out of my statements
  163. [23:18:11] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> bro i had literally been deescilating it and you reescilated it, then had the audacity to turn yourself into the peace maker once i proved you wrong?
  164. [23:18:35] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> this is getting me mad now
  165. [23:19:00] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> maybe its not coming through my messages. but im calm right now. i think neither of us should be proud of anything that we told each other. im not going back on any of my statement and i will still defend them but im not doing it over minecraft
  166. [23:20:48] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> "every one of you guys know i do that in arguments i have anger management issues" "i am actually trying my hardest to stay calm right now"
  167. [23:21:09] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> what are you accusing me of with that
  168. [23:21:45] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> youre trying to tell me youre completely calm? and youve already gone back on multiple statements so dont try and tell me you havent
  169. [23:21:57] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i havent gone back on anything
  170. [23:23:04] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> i still stand by most of what i said i just dont want to argue anymore
  171. [23:23:19] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> not even trying to play peacemaker im just done being mad
  172. [23:23:25] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <SkoteLuvr> its not worth it
  173. [23:23:33] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> dude
  174. [23:23:42] [main/INFO]: [CHAT] <Glyg> omfg
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