001 Pokemon Jump

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I had the weirdest day today. I was just walking down the street and out of nowhere I faint. well, I don't really know what happened but my head hurt and the only thing I could see was this lady. She called herself "Jumpchan", weird name but OK. She wants to take me on an adventure to pokemon. It's a dumb kids game, but I get cool powers so pokemon it is.
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O god why is this lady still talking to me. She makes my head hurt so much. She hands me a form. It's apparently how I choose my powers. I get some useless crap, oh, and a hat
<Useless crap>
Bigger on the Inside Bag
Muteable Pokegear
Filled Pokedex
5 Pokeballs
3 Potions
Red Hat
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So I can choose my location but I don't know any of these places so I'll just role. What the hell is a 1d8? Oh I roll an dice like some weird roleplaying game. 4 means I'm going to Sinnoh
I also get to roll for my age. I got a 5. I guess I'm a 14 year old boy.
For my role I think I'll be a Hermit. Living in the woods sounds like fun. (50 CP)
I don't really care about pokemon so I guess I'll take a Chespin.
Ooh La La, Now I get to pick the good stuff.
<The Good Stuff>
Physical Fitness 100 CP: You gain a body that is healthy and strong. not Captain America strong, but close.
Survival Training Free (Yay!): You gain an innate knowledge of survival skills. You could survive just about anywhere
Freerunning 100 CP: You can pull off acrobatic feats very few humans and not many pokemon could match.
Combat Training 100 CP: You gain mastery of marine hand to hand combat. You can also keep your cool in a fight.
Ranger 150 CP (when discounted): You gain insight into the instincts of wild pokemon, as well as tracking skills.
Pokeglot 300 CP (discounted): You can talk to pokemon! They're smart enough to hold a conversation. Trained ones being smarter, but they don't think the way humans do. You also pick up languages very quickly.
Tranquilizer Gun 200 CP: Air Powered launches tranquilizer darts. Knocks out humans and most pokemon in 10 seconds. 200 dart box free. can buy more.
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Who Knew you could become such a beast in a story about children using monsters to battle other monsters. Wait. There's 10 Years of this bullcrap!
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<10 years of pokemon bullcrap>
I wake up in a cave. There are lots of mountains around and I try to live off the land for a while. Turns out, there isn't much food in the mountains. I ask Chespin(It's really weird how I can talk to him.) about what to eat but he's less familar with the terrain then I am.

After a week with little food, I see my savior. A kid with a large backpack full of stuff. I walk up to him and ask him if he could spare a sandwich, and he reaches into his backpack and pulls out a pokeball. No. No! I just want some food! I'm not dealing with this. Before he can set his pokemon upon I bop him on the chin and he falls down. I grab his stuff and eat the food he had. He also has strong pokemon I'll use as well.

I continue on this path for awhile. Walking around Sinnoh until I see a trainer, knocking them down, and taking his stuff. I'm pretty good in the wild so I don't really need the food, and I can handle myself among pokemon, so I release most the pokemon I get, just keeping the ones that know the area I'm in, and my Chespin.

At about the same time Chespin evolved into a Quilladin, I arrived at Eterna City. There I beat up a whole bunch of people in the name of liberty, as well as winning a battle against Gardenia (The Gym Leader) and winning the forest badge. My general strategy was kicking the shit out of the opponent while my pokemon was distracting them. Apparently they never thought to rule out trainers interfering in battles.

So I go gym to gym getting badges for awhile. Unfortunately for me, a rule change to Pokemon Battles came along that made all physical contact between trainers and opposing pokemon result in a disqualification right before I go up against the Elite Four. So while I try my best, my pokemon are defeated handily and I get bruises from their psychic type pokemon (It really hurt.).

I didn't do much else in Pokemon but I did learn the meaning of defeat.
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