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  1. [10/01/2012 10:36:24 PM] OTT: I did a number of english essays that got marked down for stupid reasons such as "did not double dot your i"
  2. [10/01/2012 10:36:46 PM] Jarad McKay: lol wat?
  3. [10/01/2012 10:36:47 PM] OTT: I got a C- overall as a result.
  4. [10/01/2012 10:37:07 PM] Max: I wrote about how FIFA is corrupt in one essay
  5. [10/01/2012 10:37:16 PM] Max: Both the teachers marking the essay were females
  6. [10/01/2012 10:37:31 PM] OTT: And getting a D is a fail in the school i went to
  7. [10/01/2012 10:37:32 PM] Marcus: thats okey though
  8. [10/01/2012 10:37:45 PM] Marcus: thats like saying the red cross is corrupt
  9. [10/01/2012 10:38:06 PM] Max: I gave reasons though so they probably just went "yep, ok"
  10. [10/01/2012 10:38:13 PM] OTT: Did they still mark you well max?
  11. [10/01/2012 10:38:20 PM] Max: I can't remember
  12. [10/01/2012 10:38:27 PM] Max: It was an exam
  13. [10/01/2012 10:38:35 PM] Max: So had to write 4 essays in 2-3 hours
  14. [10/01/2012 10:38:42 PM] OTT: You probably didn't double dot your i then
  15. [10/01/2012 10:39:11 PM] Max: I got 60% overall though
  16. [10/01/2012 10:39:17 PM] Max: Which is good considering English sucks
  17. [10/01/2012 10:39:26 PM] OTT: Yep, didn't double dot your i and it cost you :P
  18. [10/01/2012 10:39:35 PM] Jarad McKay: lol.
  19. [10/01/2012 10:39:44 PM] Jarad McKay: wait..
  20. [10/01/2012 10:39:47 PM] Jarad McKay: double dot you i..?
  21. [10/01/2012 10:39:53 PM] Jarad McKay: wat -.-?
  22. [10/01/2012 10:40:09 PM] Marcus: ì
  23. [10/01/2012 10:40:09 PM] Marcus: ?
  24. [10/01/2012 10:40:13 PM] Marcus: ö
  25. [10/01/2012 10:40:14 PM] Marcus: ?
  26. [10/01/2012 10:40:18 PM] Marcus: how u double dot i
  27. [10/01/2012 10:40:19 PM] Marcus: lol
  28. [10/01/2012 10:40:20 PM] Jarad McKay: -.-.-.-.-.-???
  29. [10/01/2012 10:40:29 PM] OTT: |____________|
  30. [10/01/2012 10:40:35 PM] Jarad McKay: seriously wat?
  31. [10/01/2012 10:40:46 PM] Jarad McKay: do you "dot" in the same spot twice?
  32. [10/01/2012 10:40:49 PM] Jarad McKay: thats fucked up
  33. [10/01/2012 10:40:51 PM] Jarad McKay: who ever haerd of that?
  34. [10/01/2012 10:41:07 PM] OTT: English teachers expect you to dot in the same place twice
  35. [10/01/2012 10:41:12 PM] Jarad McKay: no.
  36. [10/01/2012 10:41:17 PM] Jarad McKay: your english teacher is retarded.
  37. [10/01/2012 10:41:21 PM] Max: What?
  38. [10/01/2012 10:41:25 PM] Jarad McKay: I woulda slapped him.
  39. [10/01/2012 10:41:26 PM] OTT: [Tuesday, 10 January 2012 10:41 PM] Jarad McKay:
  40. <<< your english teacher is retarded.
  41. [10/01/2012 10:41:27 PM] Jarad McKay: who the fuck
  42. [10/01/2012 10:41:32 PM] Jarad McKay: ever heard of that?
  43. [10/01/2012 10:41:34 PM] Max: Double dot your i
  44. [10/01/2012 10:41:37 PM] Jarad McKay: wtf?!?!?!?!
  45. [10/01/2012 10:41:37 PM] OTT: A her.  Slap that bitch?
  46. [10/01/2012 10:41:41 PM] Jarad McKay: yes.
  47. [10/01/2012 10:41:43 PM] Marcus: spank her
  48. [10/01/2012 10:41:46 PM] Jarad McKay: tell her to go back to the kitchen.
  49. [10/01/2012 10:41:49 PM] Jarad McKay: and make u a sammich.
  50. [10/01/2012 10:42:06 PM] Jarad McKay: I think that bitch was lucky enough to get one dot.
  51. [10/01/2012 10:42:12 PM] Jarad McKay: seriously wtf?
  52. [10/01/2012 10:42:18 PM] Jarad McKay: and how can u even tell
  53. [10/01/2012 10:42:24 PM] OTT: I've been done with school for a while now so i can't slap that bitch
  54. [10/01/2012 10:42:29 PM] Jarad McKay: what the actual fuck?
  55. [10/01/2012 10:42:43 PM] Jarad McKay: thats retarded.
  56. [10/01/2012 10:43:05 PM] Jarad McKay: I have never, ever, ever been told to "double dot an i"
  57. [10/01/2012 10:43:05 PM] OTT: I CAN tresspass and slap some other bitch that tried to drag me down though
  58. [10/01/2012 10:43:08 PM] Max: The next time I write an i OTT
  59. [10/01/2012 10:43:17 PM] Max: I will think of you
  60. [10/01/2012 10:43:20 PM] Jarad McKay: ^
  61. [10/01/2012 10:43:21 PM] Max: And only dot it once
  62. [10/01/2012 10:43:25 PM] Jarad McKay: lolol
  63. [10/01/2012 10:43:30 PM] Jarad McKay: double dot your i
  64. [10/01/2012 10:43:38 PM] Jarad McKay: you went to afucked up school bro.
  65. [10/01/2012 10:44:06 PM] Jarad McKay: lol
  66. [10/01/2012 10:44:26 PM] OTT: Then you would've been pissed about double-crossed t's
  67. [10/01/2012 10:44:33 PM] Jarad McKay: wat...?
  68. [10/01/2012 10:44:35 PM] Jarad McKay: wat....
  69. [10/01/2012 10:44:37 PM] Jarad McKay: wat the actual fuck.
  70. [10/01/2012 10:44:44 PM] Jarad McKay: what kinda school did you go to o.O?
  71. [10/01/2012 10:44:51 PM] OTT: A cheap one
  72. [10/01/2012 10:44:51 PM] Jarad McKay: you can't even tell the fucking difference anyway
  73. [10/01/2012 10:44:53 PM] Max: Is this high school, primary school or pre school?
  74. [10/01/2012 10:45:00 PM] OTT: High school
  75. [10/01/2012 10:45:01 PM] Jarad McKay: LOl.
  76. [10/01/2012 10:45:04 PM] Jarad McKay: and
  77. [10/01/2012 10:45:06 PM] Jarad McKay: seriously tho
  78. [10/01/2012 10:45:08 PM] Jarad McKay: wtf.
  79. [10/01/2012 10:45:17 PM] Jarad McKay: ever heard of using a darker pen.
  80. [10/01/2012 10:45:35 PM] Jarad McKay: wtf is the point of double dot/cross
  81. [10/01/2012 10:45:36 PM] Jarad McKay: thats retarded
  82. [10/01/2012 10:46:01 PM] OTT: Capital I's had to be dotted as well
  83. [10/01/2012 10:46:07 PM] Jarad McKay: ????????????????????????
  84. [10/01/2012 10:46:10 PM] Max: WHAT
  85. [10/01/2012 10:46:12 PM] Max: THE
  86. [10/01/2012 10:46:16 PM] Max: FUCK
  87. [10/01/2012 10:46:17 PM] Jarad McKay: where in a cap I do you see a dot?
  88. [10/01/2012 10:46:18 PM] Max: AM
  89. [10/01/2012 10:46:19 PM] Max: I
  90. [10/01/2012 10:46:21 PM] Max: READING
  91. [10/01/2012 10:46:23 PM] Jarad McKay: ^
  92. [10/01/2012 10:46:31 PM] Jarad McKay: you be trolling surely?
  93. [10/01/2012 10:46:36 PM] Marcus: ´l
  94. [10/01/2012 10:46:39 PM] Marcus: ´l
  95. [10/01/2012 10:46:41 PM] Marcus: `l
  96. [10/01/2012 10:46:43 PM] Marcus: ´l
  97. [10/01/2012 10:46:46 PM] Jarad McKay: What language are we talking about here.
  98. [10/01/2012 10:46:56 PM] Marcus: i
  99. [10/01/2012 10:47:01 PM] Jarad McKay: marcus.
  100. [10/01/2012 10:47:02 PM] Jarad McKay: english.
  101. [10/01/2012 10:47:07 PM] Jarad McKay: theres only one cap I.
  102. [10/01/2012 10:47:25 PM] OTT: Z always had to be followed with at least 3 e's
  103. [10/01/2012 10:47:39 PM] Jarad McKay: so you be trollin.
  104. [10/01/2012 10:48:10 PM] OTT: Gotta copy this entire chat to a word document so i can show Dan
  105. [10/01/2012 10:48:22 PM] Jarad McKay: so your trolling yea.
  106. [10/01/2012 10:48:41 PM] OTT: a's were written as a swirly
  107. [10/01/2012 10:48:48 PM] Jarad McKay: no.
  108. [10/01/2012 10:49:05 PM] OTT: So were e's
  109. [10/01/2012 10:49:10 PM] Jarad McKay: a swirly..?
  110. [10/01/2012 10:49:24 PM] OTT: u's had to be followed with ~
  111. [10/01/2012 10:49:31 PM] Jarad McKay: o swirly.
  112. [10/01/2012 10:49:37 PM] Jarad McKay: OTT what language we talking about here.
  113. [10/01/2012 10:49:38 PM] Marcus: he is trolling
  114. [10/01/2012 10:49:40 PM] Jarad McKay: because its not english.
  115. [10/01/2012 10:49:42 PM] Marcus: for sure
  116. [10/01/2012 10:49:44 PM] Max: Ok, good
  117. [10/01/2012 10:49:44 PM] Jarad McKay: figured.
  118. [10/01/2012 10:49:45 PM] OTT: Cheap school english
  119. [10/01/2012 10:49:53 PM] Jarad McKay: you be trolling.
  120. [10/01/2012 10:50:49 PM] Jarad McKay: zeeaeu~
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