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- [21:17:25] nick2424delcat: ayo tim
- [21:17:25] bonfiredes_: ay
- [21:17:47] smarioman: Hey Tim and chat.
- [21:17:55] kansokusha10: Tim's whistling some cool notes timBBQQT
- [21:18:11] killing_moon: Hey Tim how's it going Science Boi?
- [21:18:22] perciacalos: CoolStoryBob
- [21:18:48] killing_moon: rgtSad
- [21:19:02] santanadvxfan: timOh
- [21:19:13] smarioman: Why not play the superior battle roayle game, Totally Accurate Battlegrounds?
- [21:19:14] kevin1760: Dammit tim im still at work. Everyone is asking why my computer is talking at me
- [21:19:25] killing_moon: Dang, I think I'm getting sick myself
- [21:19:31] chillgod: i slept for 12 hours and still feel tired- might be sick too
- [21:19:39] koolman9921: Is it the same pain you have earlier this year or last year
- [21:20:24] smarioman: Have you brought any of this up to a doctor?
- [21:20:29] koolman9921: could be crohns but im no doc
- [21:20:30] ilovedaydreaming: Tim why havent you got that checked out?
- [21:20:56] ryason55: the bait crossbow
- [21:21:12] perciacalos: timOh
- [21:21:17] ryason55: don't die tim
- [21:21:20] ferc: please don't die
- [21:21:29] revolutionrespawn: no tim :(
- [21:21:30] rickeon: twitch chat is a good enough substitute for a medical professional
- [21:21:30] ametou: "I'm sure this wont kill me"
- [21:21:36] perciacalos: Consider not dying. Thank you.
- [21:21:40] renderedsoul: curling up in the shower help?
- [21:21:44] koolman9921: No pain no game
- [21:22:09] ilovedaydreaming: be careful of what you ask for, you just might get it.
- [21:22:32] ryason55: dying of facial hair
- [21:22:35] ilovedaydreaming: dying
- [21:23:22] smarioman: Deadly facial hair would be a strange Google search.
- [21:23:37] smarioman: Dyed facial hair is something completely different.
- [21:23:50] kriegerfluff: tim why is amazon recommending me anti-radiation maternity clothes
- [21:24:15] turnsie: you cant just say that and not link them
- [21:24:21] koolman9921: That sounds like it wont work
- [21:24:25] kriegerfluff: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0071OIK64/ref=pe_2606530_286381630_em_1p_0_im
- [21:24:50] killing_moon: Pregnant lady Stalker MODs??
- [21:24:52] rickeon: is it two way radiation shielding
- [21:25:12] koolman9921: microwaving with the door open while pregnant
- [21:25:13] ryason55: what, are you planning on getting pregnant tim? :V
- [21:25:28] ametou: no tim
- [21:25:32] ryason55: oh dear
- [21:25:40] kriegerfluff: you're a scientist tim
- [21:26:04] revani: tim wants to broaden his finances into the cosplay pregnancy fetish zone
- [21:26:28] ilovedaydreaming: what if you're infertile?
- [21:26:48] kriegerfluff: if you impregnate yourself would it be an exact clone
- [21:27:11] rickeon: oh, the reviews for the radiation thing are about it protecting you from cell phones and wifi
- [21:27:12] ryason55: it might also be considered inbreeding
- [21:27:17] lrigger: Tim, you may use my seed to create life
- [21:27:32] perciacalos: timClip
- [21:27:47] smarioman: I think they're trying to do that for homosexual couples. Allow same sex reproduction.
- [21:28:17] rickeon: have you tried aiming
- [21:28:19] revani: Timothy is buns
- [21:28:22] ryason55: you tried
- [21:28:23] driftforfun6: LUL you just ran
- [21:28:29] pinguino: booo
- [21:28:32] lrigger: are they like merging the sperm or just release a bunch from both with an egg and start the race?
- [21:28:41] driftforfun6: Hahahaha
- [21:28:57] boredcyborg: plastic love <3
- [21:29:10] revani: my name's tanaka and i'm a mean mc
- [21:29:42] rickeon: https://www.amazon.com/RadiaShield-Boxer-Briefs-Radiation-Shielding-Fabric/dp/B015P42LD4/
- [21:29:46] driftforfun6: Have you played Doki Doki Lit club yet?
- [21:30:00] ryason55: did they get rid of the starting island?
- [21:30:01] driftforfun6: You should do it on stream with us <3
- [21:30:08] fenrax: Oh, theres an obama vs kanye boss fight in the new shaq-fu
- [21:30:17] ryason55: ah
- [21:30:21] communismfordummies: tim's heart goes doki doki
- [21:30:22] smarioman: This radiation clothing is just a new way to sell fashionable tinfoil hats.
- [21:30:41] kriegerfluff: i wonder if they sell tinfoil hats on amazon
- [21:30:46] rickeon: https://www.amazon.com/Brain-Coat-Shielding-your-Mind/dp/B00K0PX1KG
- [21:30:52] revani: b r a i n c o a t
- [21:30:59] fusxfaranto: thanks rickeon
- [21:31:19] juggerjazz: Hipe youre well tim
- [21:31:26] rickeon: 5 stars great for sleeping where there are WiFi networks
- [21:31:52] kriegerfluff: https://www.amazon.com/Electro-Deflecto-Unisex-Foil-Size/dp/B01I497JAM
- [21:31:57] smarioman: "Ok, it’s not a Royal wedding “Fascinator” but if you prefer comfortable, practical, effective RF shielding over fashion, this is the hat for you."
- [21:31:57] juggerjazz: Yay not incredble pain!
- [21:31:59] communismfordummies: yeah I hate when people try to use my brain for wireless access while I sleep
- [21:32:15] kriegerfluff: theres an actual tinfoil one
- [21:32:31] ryason55: heheh
- [21:33:02] juggerjazz: When will there be an RF Bag, so I can hide from wifi as well as my shame
- [21:33:04] smarioman: The Kickstarter tinfoil hats are particularly exciting.
- [21:33:17] rickeon: "I didn't order this from Amazon, but directly from LessEMF. The cap smells strongly of perfumed laundry detergent and when washed only seems to get worse"
- [21:33:41] revani: Timothy's massive afro protects against all forms of radiation
- [21:33:42] bumble_beanie: It's got pizza cheese stuck to it
- [21:33:45] ryason55: I mean, if you're gonna wear it 24/7
- [21:34:29] ryason55: ruh roh
- [21:34:41] ilovedaydreaming: shouldn't get that dirty, if you are wearing it to bed. i
- [21:34:55] kriegerfluff: https://www.amazon.com/Shungite-Bracelet-Guaranteed-Protection-Purification/dp/B01N7YWXUH/ref=pd_sim_201_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01N7YWXUH&pd_rd_r=4DTZM69M5Y0RD3JRCKBG&pd_rd_w=BGKnE&pd_rd_wg=u1Jg5&psc=1&refRID=4DTZM69M5Y0RD3JRCKBG
- [21:35:06] driftforfun6: LUL
- [21:35:24] mini_minamitsu: tap tap tap tap
- [21:35:32] mini_minamitsu: hey nerds
- [21:35:36] rickeon: https://www.amazon.com/X-ray-Radiation-Protection-Leaded-Cap/dp/B00YV9GQLS/
- [21:35:57] ilovedaydreaming: how isnt the bottom of his feet not dirty?
- [21:36:19] it_is_fanatic: tim's feet automatically clean themselves.
- [21:36:32] revani: timothy is entirely composed of dirt, filth, and lewd thoughts
- [21:36:37] kriegerfluff: tim you need this anti radiation stuff for the lab
- [21:36:44] ryason55: what if there were high heels in the game
- [21:36:54] it_is_fanatic: tim would be wearing them
- [21:37:01] rickeon: oh man, you can just buy bars of lead on amazon https://www.amazon.com/LEE-1-lead-Pure-Ingot/dp/B00FT9VYCK/r
- [21:37:35] hunniepun: no heels? mehdiABORT
- [21:37:43] juggerjazz: ...Combat Hi-heels exist right?
- [21:37:59] juggerjazz: I feel like that would be a thing
- [21:38:14] kriegerfluff: isn't that how it's spelled
- [21:38:50] hunniepun: high LuL
- [21:38:59] it_is_fanatic: timGuest420 heels
- [21:39:13] juggerjazz: See wyat you need is gun heels, bayonetta style
- [21:39:47] revani: knife heels
- [21:39:54] arteck: is this the live stream where video games are played
- [21:40:00] it_is_fanatic: sometimes
- [21:40:09] arteck: im looking for the soup section
- [21:40:18] boredcyborg: viudewogamwes
- [21:40:19] kriegerfluff: this is the anti-radiation stream
- [21:40:22] revani: no this is the livestream where we listen to the mean mc tanaka
- [21:40:36] it_is_fanatic: timSoup
- [21:40:44] hunniepun: soup? want lirikOBESE
- [21:40:46] juggerjazz: Soup Use?! :O
- [21:41:00] ilovedaydreaming: this is a box breaker stream, sorry.
- [21:41:05] arteck: those bars are magnets, I tell ya
- [21:41:13] afluhatinrapper: break my box
- [21:41:14] rickeon: you could try adjusting your scope
- [21:41:28] rickeon: page up page down by default I think
- [21:41:32] arteck: zeroing your scope with pg up/pg down
- [21:42:16] arteck: I'm rotten at measuring distances so I never use zeroing
- [21:42:47] juggerjazz: TacticaltoneTime
- [21:43:10] driftforfun6: LUL
- [21:43:10] arteck: oh
- [21:43:17] ametou: now get that guy
- [21:43:32] driftforfun6: AHAHAHAH
- [21:43:37] driftforfun6: LUL xD
- [21:43:42] revani: timothy i don't mean to alarm you but there is a skellington inside you
- [21:43:42] arteck: ??? how
- [21:43:43] ilovedaydreaming: oh.
- [21:43:43] it_is_fanatic: timAim
- [21:44:05] driftforfun6: LOL
- [21:44:09] ametou: oops
- [21:44:10] ilovedaydreaming: lol
- [21:44:13] ryason55: you'll get 'em eventially, champ
- [21:44:16] afluhatinrapper: this is going well
- [21:44:18] driftforfun6: Bullet drop is getting you hard?
- [21:44:38] fusxfaranto: oh your scope is back at 100m
- [21:44:56] ilovedaydreaming: tim, he is gone
- [21:44:58] santanadvxfan: I mean; you at least spooked him
- [21:45:12] rickeon: think about how much you lowered his morale
- [21:45:12] arteck: bullet drop getting you? can't get your gun up? try viagra
- [21:45:14] afluhatinrapper: yeah, you might have kept that guy on the bridge long enough to get killed
- [21:45:15] santanadvxfan: well; you gotta aim better for him to be dead
- [21:45:22] ryason55: spook the spirit out of his body
- [21:45:35] mini_minamitsu: way over the head
- [21:45:38] hunniepun: what a trainwreck frewK
- [21:45:44] ametou: serpentine
- [21:45:50] ilovedaydreaming: timNoAim
- [21:45:51] santanadvxfan: you mean 3 misses left
- [21:45:52] arteck: I imagine Tim as that gif where a guy shoots a gun and immediately starts crying
- [21:46:18] hunniepun: timGasp
- [21:46:38] deadlypapercuts: @Arteck I would agree but then he would question why he was crying
- [21:47:11] it_is_fanatic: no
- [21:47:18] driftforfun6: lol
- [21:47:19] ametou: tim
- [21:47:24] arteck: 3 shots, make 'em count
- [21:47:29] deadlypapercuts: why does he play on this account over monotone?
- [21:47:32] ilovedaydreaming: you had him
- [21:47:43] perciacalos: This is monotonetims real channel
- [21:47:44] arteck: this is the low effort stream @DeadlyPaperCuts
- [21:47:50] rickeon: he doesn't want the monotonetim fans to be ashamed watching this
- [21:48:02] driftforfun6: everything is basically pubg lol
- [21:48:16] juggerjazz: Have you ever played Paintball tim?
- [21:48:16] it_is_fanatic: @Rickeon but they're used to being ashamed
- [21:48:21] ilovedaydreaming: some of us are already ashamed :(
- [21:48:27] deadlypapercuts: Honestly I think this account is more exciting and more fun to watch
- [21:48:48] juggerjazz: All my shame is focused inwards
- [21:48:52] rickeon: try flipping that house while you're waiting
- [21:48:53] ametou: guy in the car?
- [21:48:55] deadlypapercuts: #noshame
- [21:49:01] santanadvxfan: he is trying to spook other players
- [21:49:03] it_is_fanatic: this house needs more Asia Old Man
- [21:49:21] juggerjazz: Asia Old Man's Battlegrounds
- [21:49:30] perciacalos: Im waiting for a dude to sneak up behind Tim
- [21:49:39] it_is_fanatic: replace every character model with 3D asia old man.
- [21:50:12] juggerjazz: The map is in the shape of asia old man
- [21:50:17] deadlypapercuts: player unknown's T-pose old man grounds
- [21:51:17] rickeon: he died of natural causes
- [21:51:47] ametou: nice
- [21:51:50] perciacalos: What an ending
- [21:51:53] ryason55: Swift
- [21:51:54] ilovedaydreaming: lol
- [21:51:59] juggerjazz: Or like, those dark souls mods where all the textures are replaced with asia old man
- [21:52:01] boredcyborg: nice
- [21:52:03] driftforfun6: Youre so rushy haha
- [21:52:06] ametou: punch him to death
- [21:52:07] santanadvxfan: 1 bullet left
- [21:52:07] arteck: gottem
- [21:52:08] boredcyborg: timPlus
- [21:52:10] fusxfaranto: well done
- [21:52:20] it_is_fanatic: monkaS
- [21:52:32] perciacalos: Now if a third guy comes out who was hiding behind Tim the cycle we be complete
- [21:53:01] deadlypapercuts: the skirt shots are only on this account
- [21:53:19] ametou: tim
- [21:53:21] boredcyborg: rip
- [21:53:23] gapp: oof
- [21:53:24] driftforfun6: kek
- [21:53:25] ryason55: wow, rip
- [21:53:34] ryason55: anything
- [21:53:34] hunniepun: elloCringe
- [21:53:57] neophobos: ACTION not saying anything
- [21:54:36] juggerjazz: Same
- [21:54:51] communismfordummies: who did it tim, who rubbed your belly
- [21:55:00] helzarian: tim can you look into playing Baldi's Learning and Education Center
- [21:55:39] tifakitteh: Good mémé game
- [21:55:43] juggerjazz: Donno what that is, but it cant be as good as Jump Start
- [21:56:04] tifakitteh: And by good I mean not even funny
- [21:56:31] juggerjazz: 8/10
- [21:56:52] hunniepun: timFace frewET
- [21:56:53] arrowon: No helmet,
- [21:56:54] arteck: nice tunes
- [21:57:16] arrowon: Seems too dangerous
- [21:58:17] deadlypapercuts: おんがくをいえですねえ?
- [21:59:42] ryason55: maybe someone died there last game and they forgot to clean up
- [21:59:53] juggerjazz: Maybe tim died up there
- [22:00:08] juggerjazz: and were about to get the biggest lag spike youve ever seen
- [22:00:51] rickeon: I'd be really surprised if it wasn't free
- [22:00:55] santanadvxfan: online won't be free
- [22:01:13] santanadvxfan: otherwise I would buy splatoon 2
- [22:01:53] rickeon: I mean you can play it for free and portable on your phone right now, can't you?
- [22:02:01] zomgqwert: I'm splitting online with some friends with a family plan to get online for cheapo
- [22:02:11] rileyjo7: Yeah pubg is free on phones too
- [22:02:19] santanadvxfan: the switch version will surely play a million times better than phone versions
- [22:02:23] santanadvxfan: graphics/controls
- [22:02:28] it_is_fanatic: timDoot
- [22:02:28] arteck: Tim is stuck in 2005
- [22:02:36] pinguino: Super Mario 64 DS was 14 years ago
- [22:02:58] rickeon: it's like having a console in your pocket
- [22:03:16] rickeon: now we carry around super computers everywhere by default
- [22:03:19] santanadvxfan: next time you do a mobile game stream; you should play pubg/fortnite
- [22:03:27] santanadvxfan: after the normal shitfest mobile game pile
- [22:03:32] pinguino: pubg/fortnite at the same time
- [22:03:49] dannyboyoo0: ipod had more power than that
- [22:03:50] pinguino: same inputs
- [22:04:01] bumble_beanie: Ask your dad to send you to the moon with it
- [22:04:14] dannyboyoo0: that would be interesting
- [22:04:36] arteck: they meant the literal moon
- [22:04:50] bumble_beanie: Did I?
- [22:04:56] arteck: yes
- [22:05:09] bumble_beanie: Damn, you'd make a good detective
- [22:05:19] arteck: thanks
- [22:05:27] pinguino: HQ is getting annoying with the notifications
- [22:05:29] driftforfun6: I cant wait to stay after work to watch that LUL
- [22:05:29] arteck: I also do balloon tricks
- [22:05:32] santanadvxfan: have you seen anyone with game so far?
- [22:05:39] santanadvxfan: this game*
- [22:05:44] it_is_fanatic: HQ + House Flipper Pog Champ timBBQQT
- [22:07:02] ryason55: HQ Flipper
- [22:07:13] rickeon: play HQ and house flipper with the same inputs
- [22:07:40] dannyboyoo0: lmao
- [22:07:43] santanadvxfan: tis but a scratch
- [22:08:13] ryason55: stuck the landing
- [22:08:21] driftforfun6: a car
- [22:08:33] ryason55: someone hijacked a plane, clearly
- [22:09:00] it_is_fanatic: SourPls
- [22:09:18] juggerjazz: Who needs caffeine to stat awake just watch tim drive a bike
- [22:09:58] kazooloo: do a flip
- [22:10:27] santanadvxfan: that was almost a flip
- [22:10:45] hydrawiz: does this game still run like garbage
- [22:10:57] oldmario: oh
- [22:11:03] oldmario: i thought it was just obama dl
- [22:11:14] hydrawiz: maybe i need a new pc
- [22:11:15] juggerjazz: Wasnt it just the console version that ran awful?
- [22:11:27] driftforfun6: specifically the One, not the S/X
- [22:11:46] hydrawiz: don't even get me started on the xbox version
- [22:11:50] deadlypapercuts: it would be fun if there was a mod that turned all the guns into vegetable and grenades to fruits
- [22:11:51] driftforfun6: But the S/X consoles ran slower at first, but then loaded faster as you played
- [22:12:36] fenrax: oh, it is dlc i guess
- [22:13:01] deadlypapercuts: then put angled foregrip onto carrot
- [22:13:17] juggerjazz: Na carrots are scopes
- [22:14:01] deadlypapercuts: angled fore grip onto rutabaga then
- [22:15:08] ryason55: silencer on a stick of celery
- [22:15:22] tttomato: ftp really helps its case
- [22:15:59] rickeon: fortnite is making like $300 a million being free
- [22:16:04] rickeon: a month
- [22:16:28] juggerjazz: also
- [22:16:32] tttomato: yea i have friends who have spent 100s of dollars on skins
- [22:16:39] juggerjazz: You can make keanu reeves dab
- [22:16:41] tttomato: ive spent 0
- [22:17:14] rickeon: I just bought the battlepass on fortnite a few seasons ago and keep making enough points from it to buy the next one
- [22:17:24] tttomato: yea ive considered doing that
- [22:17:39] tttomato: if i buy it now do i get to do the challenges from past weeks?
- [22:17:42] rickeon: yeah
- [22:17:57] santanadvxfan: Top 15
- [22:17:59] tttomato: cool
- [22:18:33] deadlypapercuts: tactical compensated cabbage LUL
- [22:18:54] sharrakor: Hello Tim, thank you for being real
- [22:19:44] sharrakor: he's a ghost
- [22:19:49] tifakitteh: Oh, the Iconic® PUBG© Frying Pan™
- [22:20:27] arteck: well if you didn't wear those short skirts, Tim
- [22:20:36] juggerjazz: PUBG is so popular eveb tf2 put the frying pan from here in their game
- [22:20:51] ryason55: watch out, the tree might be armed
- [22:20:53] tttomato: thats what the game wants you to think
- [22:21:01] gapp: pop the painkillers early
- [22:21:08] winner47: Tim fampai, ur glistening thighs are exposed!~ ♥3♥ *cocks gun and lines up shot*
- [22:21:18] deadlypapercuts: the grass is whispering curse words at you
- [22:21:20] hydrawiz: i love poppin painkillers
- [22:21:36] arteck: you should fix that
- [22:21:39] arteck: with some olive oil
- [22:21:55] santanadvxfan: top 9; huzzah
- [22:22:46] deadlypapercuts: Skirt wearing Ghili Sniper
- [22:23:39] arteck: worm strats
- [22:23:42] zomgqwert: backpack?
- [22:23:42] winner47: D:
- [22:23:50] ryason55: muhGawd
- [22:23:55] spofford2415: Runaway! Run away!
- [22:23:57] santanadvxfan: but think of the grass stains on your skirt
- [22:24:00] gapp: more drugs
- [22:24:07] driftforfun6: lol
- [22:24:12] hydrawiz: backpack is grass colored
- [22:24:15] arteck: top 3
- [22:24:18] winner47: Evacuate your backpack and bowels for max speed
- [22:24:30] santanadvxfan: top 2
- [22:24:37] kevin1760: oh man
- [22:24:49] inarifox: Hot damn
- [22:25:05] ryason55: ow
- [22:25:06] santanadvxfan: he has good aim
- [22:25:08] santanadvxfan: thats not good
- [22:25:21] arrowon: Oh
- [22:25:39] ryason55: you can do it
- [22:25:55] driftforfun6: oof
- [22:25:56] hydrawiz: hacker
- [22:25:58] ryason55: riiiiiip
- [22:25:59] inarifox: Gah
- [22:25:59] sharrakor: that was a really good run though
- [22:25:59] kevin1760: aww
- [22:25:59] arteck: oof
- [22:26:06] santanadvxfan: oh well; you are #1 in my heart
- [22:26:10] rickeon: probably don't want to stand still when you're getting shot at
- [22:26:25] sydneyyay: (
- [22:26:32] saladmagic: (
- [22:26:33] j0nty7: whens tim gonna get his own weapon skin lol
- [22:26:34] deadlypapercuts: Is this japanese disco?
- [22:26:39] ryason55: (
- [22:26:43] saladmagic: mangoRIP
- [22:26:43] rickeon: with 3rd person it's way too easy to line up your shot around the corner, then pop out and shoot
- [22:27:09] ryason55: "howdy neighbor"
- [22:27:18] tttomato: yea thats why i dont like third person
- [22:27:25] winner47: LOVE TALKIN OHHHHHH OMO I O
- [22:27:31] winner47: yo
- [22:27:33] sharrakor: gonna die of tetanus before getting shot
- [22:27:33] abocreature: rip I missed it
- [22:27:38] winner47: Kon
- [22:27:40] winner47: fakku
- [22:28:11] tanoi_: i keep thinking about breaking :/
- [22:28:19] afluhatinrapper: I like the little airplane seat indicator
- [22:28:36] sharrakor: it could be a relic double uniform foil charizard
- [22:29:01] ryason55: sorry tree
- [22:29:05] winner47: Says sorry to a digital tree that hurt him
- [22:29:10] sharrakor: tree forgives
- [22:29:12] afluhatinrapper: that tree's gonna sue your ass
- [22:29:30] exiledcat: to be fair, the tree looked like it was in pain
- [22:29:33] sharrakor: rock holds grudges tho
- [22:29:55] ryason55: stuck the landing
- [22:30:10] arrowon: 10/10
- [22:30:22] afluhatinrapper: thanks geometry
- [22:30:43] winner47: Hitting a baby tree is the same damage as flipping your car with 2 seconds airtime
- [22:31:08] tifakitteh: I stopped reading at "hitting a baby"
- [22:31:33] tifakitteh: That was a good enough comment at that point
- [22:31:35] driftforfun6: lol
- [22:31:42] ryason55: oh okay
- [22:35:14] disguised22: Hey Tim. Has your antidepressant situation improved?
- [22:35:52] disguised22: russmoFeels
- [22:35:56] arteck: moon2FEELS
- [22:37:10] tifakitteh: More like antiDORKpressant hahah hah
- [22:37:19] tifakitteh: end me
- [22:37:42] sharrakor: wow dont bully bad aim guy
- [22:38:16] arrowon: This neighborhood is super bad
- [22:38:35] arteck: gtippy boi
- [22:38:42] arteck: grippy
- [22:38:43] tanoi_: / that's how i feel playing pubg, just need to live to protect my possessions :(
- [22:42:29] arteck: oh
- [22:42:32] perciacalos: Amphibious attack
- [22:42:45] arteck: guess so
- [22:42:47] inarifox: are sharks in this game?
- [22:42:48] deadlypapercuts: tree underwater
- [22:42:49] arteck: floating bush
- [22:43:02] exiledcat: yahaha you found me
- [22:43:03] disguised22: Just grow gills and live with the fish
- [22:43:03] thatrand0mhero: SOTshark SOTshark SOTshark
- [22:43:17] hunniepun: tim is the only sharl
- [22:43:23] hunniepun: shark*
- [22:43:50] arteck: tap tap
- [22:44:02] disguised22: God the bass in this song is always so great
- [22:44:54] perciacalos: You could swim behind the boat
- [22:45:29] celtrance: B DUBBLE M
- [22:45:57] celtrance: all those hours in vain
- [22:46:24] boredcyborg: my name's tanaka and i'm a mean mc
- [22:46:25] thatrand0mhero: That was good tho
- [22:46:27] sharrakor: tanaka is the meanest MC
- [22:47:08] kevin1760: We are number one in the world
- [22:47:09] boredcyborg: we are number one in the world
- [22:47:10] fusxfaranto: by really bad you mean actually really good though
- [22:47:20] soviethulk: >(
- [22:47:31] sharrakor: I dont blame you with music like this
- [22:47:41] celtrance: its like playing gta
- [22:47:55] soviethulk: I have a fear of jumping out of a speeding boat
- [22:48:44] celtrance: someone died its 16 now!
- [22:48:49] 9827497395783839275847389: I left for 5 minutes,what did
- [22:48:54] 9827497395783839275847389: I miss
- [22:48:55] rebcart: strats
- [22:49:03] rylane: tim doing boat donuts
- [22:49:05] soviethulk: Oh you know
- [22:49:06] sharrakor: sick tricks
- [22:49:08] banettes: OCEAN DRIFTING
- [22:49:17] perciacalos: I hope someone is watching this bewildered
- [22:49:20] sharrakor: thi is the strat
- [22:49:32] soviethulk: Donut all the way there
- [22:49:40] sharrakor: boat drift to victory
- [22:49:41] banettes: NIGHT OF FIRE
- [22:49:44] hunniepun: SourPls
- [22:49:46] arrowon: Forget pubg. Make your own game within a game
- [22:50:39] soviethulk: Uh oh
- [22:50:41] perciacalos: Uh oh
- [22:50:51] boredcyborg: Uh oh
- [22:50:52] arrowon: The flannel is what was giving you away
- [22:50:52] driftforfun6: Oh Uh
- [22:50:53] sharrakor: was that a car or another boat
- [22:50:57] celtrance: hu ho
- [22:51:10] sharrakor: nobody would look here
- [22:51:30] soviethulk: Ask them if they saw your sick donuts
- [22:51:34] rylane: LOL
- [22:51:34] soviethulk: Oh
- [22:51:35] celtrance: OH GOD
- [22:51:36] perciacalos: monkaS
- [22:51:41] driftforfun6: he might go around tho
- [22:51:49] arrowon: Hahaha
- [22:51:50] sharrakor: I dont think he saw lol
- [22:52:01] driftforfun6: phew
- [22:52:06] shinywhimsicott: Tim have you seen the new Cities Skylines DLC? Might be good main stream content.
- [22:52:06] disguised22: cryMonka
- [22:52:06] celtrance: guys im scared
- [22:52:07] exiledcat: you blended well with the rocks with your shirt off
- [22:52:12] sharrakor: he was doing his own sneaky thing maybe
- [22:52:17] soviethulk: Thats soo close
- [22:52:19] arrowon: I think he saw your boat
- [22:52:23] driftforfun6: LUL
- [22:52:24] deadlypapercuts: gonna die to circle
- [22:52:33] hackoon_: get up there
- [22:52:38] soviethulk: Move tim you got this
- [22:52:42] sharrakor: what originated in the sea must come on land
- [22:52:52] soviethulk: Like this
- [22:53:02] sharrakor: this is evolution in action
- [22:53:12] soviethulk: omg
- [22:53:14] arrowon: Yes, get him!
- [22:53:15] soviethulk: haha
- [22:53:18] celtrance: GO TIM
- [22:53:47] sharrakor: Neptune has your back, you're chosen by the sea
- [22:53:58] celtrance: remember, We are Number One
- [22:53:58] inarifox: You can be FortOne
- [22:54:02] dannyboyoo0: who killed hannibal?
- [22:54:31] sharrakor: im sure at least some of em are bridge fighting
- [22:54:37] soviethulk: 3 left
- [22:55:15] jencis0: i came in at a good moment
- [22:55:19] soviethulk: Indeed
- [22:55:23] ferc: doki doki
- [22:55:26] jencis0: dont choke
- [22:55:35] soviethulk: From boat donuts to crawling to victory
- [22:55:44] hunniepun: moms spaghetti timClip
- [22:55:52] celtrance: AA
- [22:55:56] soviethulk: Sounded like it kind of
- [22:56:02] dannyboyoo0: uh oh theres the bridge
- [22:56:07] celtrance: was it from the left?
- [22:56:08] soviethulk: Yeah thats at you
- [22:56:08] jencis0: dont asking us. thats cheating
- [22:56:23] deadlypapercuts: どきどき
- [22:56:40] soviethulk: I wanna eat but I don't wanna look away zealFSGM
- [22:56:46] sharrakor: he's not the best shot at least
- [22:56:49] celtrance: same soviet
- [22:56:53] hunniepun: pieS
- [22:57:23] ferc: steady now
- [22:57:29] soviethulk: Whew tim you got this
- [22:57:40] soviethulk: dang so close
- [22:58:14] jencis0: u fudged up
- [22:58:23] sharrakor: still 4 alive wow
- [22:58:41] celtrance: this game is so stressful even to watch idk how tim keeps playing it
- [22:58:42] anony54: time to play an game
- [22:58:48] cmcsbdg22: ^
- [22:58:49] santanadvxfan: have you won a match since coming back to PUBG? You've been doing really well today
- [22:58:50] soviethulk: aww
- [22:58:56] inarifox: Dang
- [22:58:56] tristianski: nooooooooooo
- [22:58:58] jencis0: gee gee
- [22:59:03] hackoon_: aw
- [22:59:04] celtrance: almost #1..
- [22:59:07] sharrakor: #2 last time #3 that time is pretty good
- [22:59:09] disguised22: F
- [22:59:13] killing_moon: gee gee baby baby
- [22:59:19] exiledcat: that was prolly tree karma
- [22:59:20] juggerjazz: Tim how do I get good like you
- [22:59:24] cmcsbdg22: pls play less stressful game all the stress is triggering my autism
- [22:59:27] celtrance: what sound was that tim
- [22:59:34] dr_bonesphd: gotta aim for the head in situations like that
- [22:59:56] sharrakor: I got an 8x on my burp
- [23:00:02] rubensandwich: Tim,mare you going to play 'totallly legit br simulator'?
- [23:00:17] santanadvxfan: have you bought wet-naps for your car yet?
- [23:00:19] soviethulk: Oh god I played that yesterday
- [23:00:45] santanadvxfan: please dont buy cheddar popcorn anymore please than
- [23:00:54] hunniepun: ohso he did buy the wet wipes timClip
- [23:01:04] celtrance: did tim get snacks all over his car or what
- [23:01:14] celtrance: IS TIM DOING HIS OWN FOODUSE
- [23:01:15] ryason55: just eat the cheddar popcorn with chopsticks
- [23:01:39] santanadvxfan: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/262923590 @timestamp 6:35:15
- [23:01:41] rebcart: tim reviewing soylent episode 63
- [23:01:44] the_lich_gaming: Tim have you seen "Totally Accurate Battlegrounds"???
- [23:01:47] soviethulk: Oh
- [23:01:48] santanadvxfan: theres the originally telling
- [23:01:50] perciacalos: Amazing
- [23:01:53] hunniepun: tragic
- [23:01:54] arteck: Brilliant
- [23:01:56] ametou: honestly when you were telling that story I thought you were going to say you tried to cry and clean your fingers
- [23:02:07] rubensandwich: Protip: drop snacks all around your car so you always have a tasty surprise waiting for you
- [23:02:08] jencis0: you should get wet wipes for your car
- [23:02:09] celtrance: someone send tim some
- [23:02:33] ametou: I would have never guessed windshield water lmao
- [23:02:34] soviethulk: zealFSGM
- [23:02:36] ryason55: muhFeels
- [23:02:45] hunniepun: mehdiFEELS timOh
- [23:02:51] sharrakor: and you never ate cheesy popcorn again right
- [23:02:55] jencis0: frogs be gone
- [23:03:03] rubensandwich: And we back darknees
- [23:03:21] soviethulk: Oh
- [23:03:22] sharrakor: tunnel leads to death
- [23:03:31] ametou: nice
- [23:03:32] it_is_fanatic: don't come in, i'm not decent.
- [23:03:32] santanadvxfan: almost
- [23:03:34] tristianski: haha what are you doing!
- [23:03:35] inarifox: Weeelp
- [23:03:36] celtrance: wow
- [23:03:52] sharrakor: I dont think he was expecting the car at least
- [23:03:53] perciacalos: It probably scared the crap out of him
- [23:04:20] sharrakor: it was a warrior's death
- [23:04:35] driftforfun6: yes
- [23:04:35] tristianski: oh man, but it's great that you are focusing more on doing nonsense instead of just winning again (which actually brought you very close to winning)
- [23:04:35] ametou: it's not like you were ramming into the walls as you were coming in or anything
- [23:04:39] perciacalos: He's probably still alive
- [23:04:40] soviethulk: Who knows
- [23:04:45] sharrakor: people stopped believing in skrillex so he disappeared
- [23:04:50] hunniepun: i saw him live lik 3 years ago
- [23:04:51] luna_moona: no
- [23:05:10] tristianski: that's the perfect mix
- [23:05:18] sharrakor: its pretty impressive how often dumb crap almost works
- [23:05:32] rebcart: skrillex was a dream of the fayth
- [23:05:35] driftforfun6: He basically stopped doing dubstep and lost followers lol
- [23:05:41] celtrance: wait really
- [23:06:06] tristianski: share the bike!
- [23:06:06] hunniepun: yeah when i saw he stopped wub wubbing. thank god i was working that night
- [23:06:09] sharrakor: north to oregon
- [23:06:10] ryason55: wait for him to get on
- [23:06:12] soviethulk: Did he go back to post-hardcore emo music
- [23:06:13] it_is_fanatic: EZ
- [23:06:14] perciacalos: Rekt
- [23:06:15] soviethulk: Nice
- [23:06:15] tristianski: hahaha
- [23:06:17] theaxel11: gottem
- [23:06:18] ryason55: muhXD
- [23:06:20] inarifox: Excellent!
- [23:06:20] hunniepun: ayyyyy
- [23:06:21] santanadvxfan: timPlus
- [23:06:28] celtrance: tim just wants to listen to music i just realized this
- [23:06:28] arteck: moon2NOM
- [23:06:35] jencis0: )
- [23:06:37] fusxfaranto: bet you're glad you've got the sidecar now
- [23:06:39] sharrakor: the sidecar makes it so much more lethal
- [23:06:52] sharrakor: cool flip
- [23:07:03] tristianski: the music is really making it so much better
- [23:07:15] santanadvxfan: are you just going to not loot anything?
- [23:07:27] soviethulk: We gotta listen to music first
- [23:07:29] hunniepun: hes telling himself to go places timOh
- [23:07:38] ryason55: I think you passed someone
- [23:08:36] winner47: The little bike that could BMX
- [23:08:40] smarioman: https://clips.twitch.tv/StupidUglyNuggetsPeteZarollTie
- [23:08:53] hunniepun: i like blood ariW
- [23:08:53] docrowdy: predicting to be shot in a battle royale, hmm
- [23:09:15] exiledcat: cool tricks yo
- [23:09:19] rebcart: you ever take it off any sweet jumps?
- [23:09:28] soviethulk: I like the cool smoke effect >(
- [23:09:39] diggleshut: WEEWWWWWWW
- [23:09:41] diggleshut: walked 18 miles
- [23:10:25] diggleshut: 19 actualy
- [23:10:26] diggleshut: 18.87
- [23:10:38] hunniepun: i walk and drink all the time mehdiLAPPA elloSkal
- [23:10:38] sharrakor: if you walk and drink you might spill on yourself
- [23:11:12] ryason55: does your paranoia have a gun though
- [23:11:35] sharrakor: are you paranoid about your paranoia having a gun
- [23:12:13] diggleshut: average speed was 3.2 mph
- [23:12:49] diggleshut: this gps tracking map is pretty nifty
- [23:12:52] diggleshut: how yall doin
- [23:14:55] celtrance: im eating an apple
- [23:15:04] smarioman: A new iOS jailbreak is rumored to come out soon.
- [23:15:17] celtrance: i dont have a car tim
- [23:15:21] soviethulk: I'm getting get chic fil a
- [23:15:23] celtrance: (
- [23:15:26] arrowon: I have a new kitten, his name is grog
- [23:15:29] luna_moona: timOh
- [23:15:31] fenrax: just keep walking next time
- [23:15:35] celtrance: can i review it in your car
- [23:15:40] soviethulk: I can actually review it if you want
- [23:15:43] tristianski: at least you have an apple though
- [23:15:55] stay_hydrated_bot: ACTION @stereotonetim stayhyBottle You've been live for just over 2 hours. By this point in your broadcast you should have consumed at least 8oz (240mL) of water to maintain optimum hydration.
- [23:16:03] exiledcat: forget uber, use timCar
- [23:16:05] communismfordummies: robert fooduse fan project
- [23:16:10] allstar3339: Thank you stay moist bot
- [23:16:19] celtrance: do you like your car tim
- [23:16:28] kevin1760: Please wipe your hands on the windshield when finished pls
- [23:16:28] tristianski: oh, soylent_bot is active
- [23:16:39] smarioman: Brilliant. Just do a car talk show. Invite passengers to review stuff.
- [23:16:46] soviethulk: I wanna ride in tims car while reviewing food
- [23:16:54] celtrance: tim's car review "it goes" -2018
- [23:17:14] soviethulk: Dang your basically a street racer
- [23:17:36] allstar3339: it goes and it ungoes with tim needs it to
- [23:17:43] chargingduck: What color tim?
- [23:17:44] celtrance: sunroof?? dang
- [23:17:51] soviethulk: Wait really?
- [23:17:55] madwreck1: hows the mileage
- [23:18:05] smarioman: Air conditioning is important. At least where I live.
- [23:18:14] communismfordummies: preowned by asia old man
- [23:18:15] soviethulk: I wish my car talked to me better yet have an aux
- [23:18:17] blackfire12: OH MAN
- [23:18:17] samcam12: hey look its Tim the enchanter
- [23:18:24] lulzlocss: did you pay like 4k?
- [23:19:12] diggleshut: pls
- [23:19:14] samcam12: @StereotoneTim you leave the house, what is this blasphemy!
- [23:19:16] soviethulk: Thats actually not bad
- [23:19:18] diggleshut: at some point I was going 93 mph
- [23:19:27] diggleshut: lol
- [23:19:51] soviethulk: Do you put puyo puyo decals on it
- [23:20:18] celtrance: whats on your keychain
- [23:20:22] soviethulk: Puyo does give something a better value
- [23:20:44] sharrakor: that sounds like a very cute keychain
- [23:20:48] samcam12: was puyo puyo that tetris slime game you always play
- [23:20:51] hunniepun: show us PunOko
- [23:20:52] soviethulk: I hate putting stuff on my keychain
- [23:21:01] soviethulk: I always have to move my keys
- [23:21:08] soviethulk: Cause it hurts in my pocket
- [23:21:28] hunniepun: i have more keychains than actual keys lul
- [23:21:37] smarioman: My keychain has an LED light. Nice and bright if I need it. Highly recommended.
- [23:21:52] soviethulk: I need to buy those lanyards
- [23:22:06] celtrance: is your lab nicer than the other lab
- [23:22:40] soviethulk: Hes honking
- [23:22:47] celtrance: HOOONK
- [23:22:51] tristianski: haha
- [23:23:00] soviethulk: haha
- [23:23:03] hunniepun: LuL
- [23:23:05] smarioman: Cholera? Where?
- [23:23:08] arrowon: Hahaha
- [23:23:11] arteck: stream honkers
- [23:23:15] blondrobin: this is the dumbest scene i've seen
- [23:23:19] soviethulk: Its like mad max
- [23:23:20] blondrobin: and i just started watching
- [23:23:20] tristianski: so this is mario kart with unreal engine?
- [23:23:22] celtrance: they seem to be having fun
- [23:23:23] blondrobin: this game is gonna be, uh
- [23:24:34] preposterousmindgames: has tim talked about totally accurate battlegrounds
- [23:24:41] blondrobin: nice! congrats on third
- [23:24:45] preposterousmindgames: that is his type of game
- [23:24:47] blondrobin: lookin' forward to that win coming
- [23:25:05] soviethulk: No I saw someone
- [23:25:17] helzarian: berry good
- [23:25:17] soviethulk: Like an ant
- [23:25:35] preposterousmindgames: @StereotoneTim look up totally accurate battlegrounds, this is your type of game
- [23:25:52] smarioman: @preposterousmindgames well, I tried it. Met a well-dressed Irishman. Game broke so no gear dropped and the area never closed in.
- [23:25:55] preposterousmindgames: its free before frieday
- [23:26:10] preposterousmindgames: @SMarioMan yeah its kinda messed up but hilarious
- [23:26:12] soviethulk: I played yesterday got 3rd and then never played again
- [23:26:13] sharrakor: ye be sure to grab it during the free window
- [23:26:13] celtrance: today is wednesday
- [23:26:27] preposterousmindgames: ^
- [23:26:46] blondrobin: and as always, the best way to deal with bleeding is a red bull
- [23:26:57] communismfordummies: yes
- [23:26:59] soviethulk: Did you alt tab to check if its wednesday
- [23:27:17] sharrakor: Tim do you have any interest in that jurassic park zoo-sim game that's coming out soonish
- [23:27:18] smarioman: Wednesday is just a social construct.
- [23:27:20] blondrobin: drop the shirt
- [23:27:32] blondrobin: yay shirtless tim
- [23:27:56] soviethulk: Did you kill the guy who killed the car guy
- [23:28:13] soviethulk: Oh yeah
- [23:28:19] smarioman: https://clips.twitch.tv/StupidUglyNuggetsPeteZarollTie
- [23:28:22] smarioman: Good stuff.
- [23:29:08] soviethulk: Yeah
- [23:29:17] soviethulk: Nice
- [23:29:28] ferc: crawling in that skirt must suck
- [23:29:29] hunniepun: 🔫 frewET
- [23:29:31] smarioman: Nice one.
- [23:29:51] blondrobin: ar suppressor?
- [23:29:56] blondrobin: gonna skip on the suppressor?
- [23:30:42] arrowon: Crawling backwards in that skirt must suck
- [23:30:52] blondrobin: it's a tactical skirt
- [23:30:57] ferc: can bushes not be dudes?
- [23:31:00] soviethulk: I'm suppose to go get chic fil a but now I need to watch this
- [23:31:01] 9827497395783839275847389: george bush?
- [23:31:02] smarioman: Combat skirt.
- [23:31:17] allstar3339: timPillpopper
- [23:31:43] arrowon: Shadow hop
- [23:31:43] fenrax: arrest diggle
- [23:31:46] fenrax: he was speeding
- [23:32:10] celtrance: heelie crap
- [23:32:10] 9827497395783839275847389: eeeeek
- [23:32:11] ryason55: what level is your skirt though
- [23:32:44] blondrobin: wow
- [23:32:46] blondrobin: rip
- [23:32:51] ryason55: rip
- [23:32:52] ichbinbacon: hi dad
- [23:32:53] arrowon: Ow
- [23:32:58] blondrobin: i didn't even know where that person was
- [23:34:04] smarioman: Oh hey. It's Tin.
- [23:34:15] perciacalos: timClip
- [23:34:16] ryason55: oh my
- [23:34:21] blondrobin: what's tim buying now?
- [23:34:22] kevin1760: oh
- [23:34:22] boredcyborg: timClip
- [23:34:28] celtrance: on the r e c o r d
- [23:34:31] blondrobin: oh huh
- [23:34:41] boredcyborg: awoo~
- [23:34:41] blondrobin: i don't think i ever heard about this
- [23:34:50] tristianski: tell more
- [23:34:51] kevin1760: 56709
- [23:35:08] ametou: oh
- [23:35:22] smarioman: I need a synopsis.
- [23:35:26] ferc: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071ZR7CZZ/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
- [23:35:56] ferc: It's very good
- [23:37:55] blondrobin: rip
- [23:38:02] celtrance: awooo
- [23:38:06] blondrobin: eh
- [23:38:07] ryason55: awoooo
- [23:38:14] q1s2: awoooo
- [23:38:44] arrowon: Can you go pick it up from them?
- [23:38:53] ryason55: give them the keys to your apartment
- [23:38:57] arteck: awooooo
- [23:39:04] blondrobin: no, they want you going to Amazon Box
- [23:39:05] ryason55: nail the keys to the door or something
- [23:39:08] celtrance: you can do that thing where you let amazon go into your house
- [23:39:09] blondrobin: or whatever that thing is called
- [23:39:37] smarioman: Better than my mailman. He leaves the neighbor's mail in our box and our mail in other people's boxes.
- [23:39:41] kevin1760: Amazon can deliver into your car for easy food reviews
- [23:39:52] smarioman: You never know where things will show up.
- [23:39:53] ryason55: they don't deliver to the PO box?
- [23:40:12] ryason55: oh, or do they need it to be signed for?
- [23:40:42] kevin1760: Can you subscribe and save on watermelon?
- [23:40:43] communismfordummies: don't slander boxed wine
- [23:40:49] celtrance: remember: watermelon was rio (ryo?)'s favorite flavor in the talky game
- [23:40:54] igrowwearyofthisworld: we have liquor delivery service here, but I think it's more for like, frats. They will deliver a single bottle of cheap vodka tho
- [23:40:55] arrowon: Watermelon and box wine. Perfect
- [23:40:55] q1s2: the finest of wine'
- [23:40:55] smarioman: Have you tried Wal-Mart delivery?
- [23:41:24] shimmerfairy: I've missed the last PUBG stream, has Tim won any games?
- [23:42:13] kevin1760: Buy AMZN stock, become rich and buy many watermelons
- [23:42:16] smarioman: Gotta get some of those Wal-Mart sellout links.
- [23:43:00] wolfsheba: !sellout
- [23:43:00] nightbot: How many quality Amazon products are there? At least 240. http://amzn.to/1PtjxWk
- [23:43:04] ferc: Tim do you still have Nintendo stock?
- [23:43:36] helzarian: how much nintendo stock
- [23:43:37] gapp: Tim owns 40% of Nintendo
- [23:43:42] 9827497395783839275847389: do you have stock in neopets?
- [23:43:45] helzarian: are you a thousandaire
- [23:43:45] kevin1760: 1 share of AMZN stock can buy you approx 2,875 pounds of watermelon
- [23:44:01] shimmerfairy: Tim's voice sounds quite a bit more energetic than I remember, though I bet that's thanks to me watching the Doctor Who marathon a bunch (including finishing up just now).
- [23:44:16] smarioman: Glad you didn't put it in SEGA stock.
- [23:44:54] communismfordummies: man I wish I had a thousand bucks
- [23:44:57] ryason55: hah
- [23:45:04] shimmerfairy: I didn't grow up with any Sega.
- [23:45:09] celtrance: dreamcast is still the most aesthetic console though
- [23:45:43] smarioman: What feels like the future today?
- [23:45:55] fusxfaranto: the switch is reasonably innovative at least
- [23:46:02] shimmerfairy: Nintendo Switch: It's in the thinking.
- [23:46:26] dannyboyoo0: Nintendo still has that gimmick feel though
- [23:46:38] fusxfaranto: VR is pretty futuristic
- [23:46:40] smarioman: VR is crazy. Still feels like a novelty.
- [23:46:42] boredcyborg: nothing really seems 'must have'
- [23:46:49] shimmerfairy: Would the Switch feel radical if it was painted in crazy 90's colors?
- [23:47:25] raynor_ex: you can get joycons in crazy 90s colors, does that count?
- [23:47:34] celtrance: BRING BACK TRANSPARENT CONSOLES/HANDHELDS
- [23:47:38] smarioman: Oh man. A translucent Switch would feel so nostalgic.
- [23:47:43] shimmerfairy: transparent switch :O
- [23:48:22] fusxfaranto: very fast diggle walking at incredible hihg speed
- [23:48:56] celtrance: what did it taste like again, soapy?
- [23:48:57] jtbman: taste and then play
- [23:49:07] inarifox: There was some 3rd party joycon with a dpad. I think it lacks the motion controls or rumble.
- [23:49:12] tristianski: tastes like asia old man
- [23:49:17] smarioman: If only GameBoy Color tasted like its respective color.
- [23:49:49] gapp: "this tastes like green"
- [23:50:03] arteck: why would you eat your gameboy
- [23:50:06] shimmerfairy: When is the Skittles Switch game with tasty cartridges?
- [23:50:08] ryason55: would atomic purple be radioactive
- [23:50:16] celtrance: LUL
- [23:50:34] afluhatinrapper: I hope Nintendo gives everything their signature switch cartridge flavor from now on
- [23:50:59] renderedsoul: did you really need another reason for your father to be disappointed with you while you played your gameboy?
- [23:51:18] smarioman: Could you imagine if LEGO flavored their bricks?
- [23:51:25] ryason55: when's the fooduse video of a switch cartridge
- [23:51:37] jtbman: what would black bricks taste like?
- [23:51:44] jtbman: or grey
- [23:51:45] shimmerfairy: licorice obviously
- [23:52:05] smarioman: LEGO every flavor bricks.
- [23:52:05] slice919: The angled is pretty good
- [23:52:17] it_is_fanatic: like brown
- [23:52:24] celtrance: cinnamon
- [23:52:29] jtbman: what if you could taste the bricks when you stepped on them
- [23:52:35] jtbman: instead of pain it's flavor
- [23:52:38] fusxfaranto: remember scented markers as a kid?
- [23:52:44] celtrance: mr.sketch
- [23:52:45] jtbman: hell yea
- [23:52:56] smarioman: Scratch and sniff cards too.
- [23:53:03] tenumi: I have a scar on my foot from stepping on a Lego as a child.
- [23:53:06] fusxfaranto: i vaguely recall one time drawing all over my nose with the black one
- [23:53:09] dannyboyoo0: flavored pain
- [23:53:13] celtrance: licorice
- [23:53:20] fusxfaranto: which smelled the best, despite obstensibly being called "burnt marshmallow"
- [23:53:30] jtbman: a scar? Goddamn how hard did you step on it, did you like curb stomp it or something
- [23:53:43] blondrobin: do you mean pain like the french word for bread
- [23:54:00] blondrobin: do you mean emotional pain or physical
- [23:54:04] blondrobin: or do you consider them the same
- [23:54:12] jtbman: i mean
- [23:54:17] jtbman: to some people...
- [23:54:25] jtbman: that can be the same
- [23:54:43] smarioman: Plenty of physical pains don't go away faster.
- [23:54:49] blondrobin: to be fair, as pub-gee has taught us; physical pain is usually very instantaneous, followed by a salty respawn
- [23:54:49] leoianspec: Are you a Ken M fan
- [23:54:52] jtbman: yea, like if you die
- [23:54:56] jtbman: that doesn't go away
- [23:55:17] blondrobin: however you can't feel pain when dead
- [23:55:21] ryason55: the taste of having a cut in your mouth
- [23:55:25] blondrobin: at least in our understanding of death
- [23:55:29] leoianspec: you cant feel while dead either
- [23:55:30] jtbman: but you might feel pain before death
- [23:55:40] blondrobin: but the pain goes away!
- [23:55:49] blondrobin: no
- [23:55:54] jtbman: exactly
- [23:55:55] blondrobin: i lied
- [23:55:57] jtbman: my point
- [23:56:00] jtbman: is proven
- [23:56:27] blondrobin: "i wanna shoot people, too" - monotonetim
- [23:56:31] smarioman: See, in Fortnite, bushes are people.
- [23:56:33] jtbman: i mean
- [23:56:40] jtbman: i can help with the dead bodies
- [23:56:41] sharrakor: the shirt is holdin you back Tim
- [23:56:48] jtbman: just don't ask why i know
- [23:56:48] blondrobin: nah shirt is fine
- [23:57:07] arteck: rub your belly
- [23:57:10] luna_moona: hello Fusxfaranto
- [23:57:12] gapp: just drop big money for the full school uniform
- [23:57:15] jtbman: and your head
- [23:57:15] luna_moona: i dont think ive seen you around before
- [23:57:18] jtbman: at the same time
- [23:57:39] fusxfaranto: i'm always here
- [23:57:47] smarioman: @jtbman nah. You need to pat your head.
- [23:57:56] jtbman: oh, you are right
- [23:58:01] jtbman: i totally forgot
- [23:58:08] jtbman: ummmm
- [23:58:16] ferc: my girlfriend likes them
- [23:58:17] arteck: have you tried getting your belly rubbed?
- [23:58:19] kevin1760: oh
- [23:58:25] hunniepun: woof woof
- [23:58:25] 9827497395783839275847389: because you're ungrateful
- [23:58:28] blondrobin: because your belly is less sensitive, because your belly is not in as vulnerable a location
- [23:58:28] jtbman: i mean, if you really wanted to you can like belly rubs
- [23:58:32] blondrobin: since you're bipedal
- [23:58:35] blondrobin: not quadrupedal
- [23:58:46] blondrobin: tim are you quadrupedal
- [23:58:47] tristianski: because you are a cat
- [23:58:49] yunvon: I don't really like petting dogs belly to begin with so
- [23:58:50] hunniepun: tim is actually a cat
- [23:59:06] hunniepun: cats have vulnerable tummies lirikNO
- [23:59:13] rickeon: have you had a wide enough sample of belly rubs to decide
- [23:59:17] jtbman: most cats hate belly rubs
- [23:59:27] ferc: i guess the same goes for scratching behind the ears
- [23:59:31] blondrobin: cats actually like belly rubs, but it overstimulates them
- [23:59:41] blondrobin: because the stomach is where cats strike to kill in cat fights
- [23:59:48] hunniepun: oh dear
- [00:00:02] hunniepun: "is that your defense"
- [00:00:06] hunniepun: LUL
- [00:00:09] jtbman: are you like a cat fight ring leader?
- [00:00:10] blondrobin: it's literally not
- [00:00:10] tristianski: you sure know a lot about cat fights...
- [00:00:13] ryason55: its also where their nipples are
- [00:00:17] ferc: blondrobin you're very knowledgeable about animal psychology
- [00:00:18] jtbman: is this why you know this?
- [00:00:22] exiledcat: do chimps like belly rubs
- [00:00:30] blondrobin: @Ferc i've had pets my entire lifetime
- [00:00:34] jtbman: that's not your belly tho
- [00:00:34] blondrobin: i tried to learn to take care of them.
- [00:00:37] solitary_bee: most?
- [00:00:44] arteck: you wanted to get your belly rubbed
- [00:00:52] jtbman: your belly is on your chest?
- [00:00:58] jtbman: interesting
- [00:01:03] hunniepun: do you rub your own belly?
- [00:01:04] blondrobin: tim is a quadruped with their belly on their chest
- [00:01:07] ferc: blondrobin that's very sweet. You're a good pet parent
- [00:01:08] blondrobin: with no face
- [00:01:13] jtbman: can we do a research study on you tim
- [00:01:20] jtbman: need this info for the world
- [00:01:25] blondrobin: tim are you actually a terran organism
- [00:01:25] bryantzuki: diggle no
- [00:01:28] blondrobin: are you from space
- [00:01:35] hunniepun: $30
- [00:01:36] jtbman: belly rubs
- [00:01:53] ferc: belly rubs!
- [00:02:00] jtbman: foot rubs?
- [00:02:01] ryason55: 30 whole belly rubs
- [00:02:03] hunniepun: you want rubs, clearly
- [00:02:09] jxtom: cats grab hold of enemys and then use their hind leg craws to disembowel
- [00:02:18] jtbman: fun
- [00:02:19] blondrobin: yes
- [00:02:26] blondrobin: this is why when you pet their stomach and they freak out
- [00:02:27] smarioman: Wow. You can get paid to receive bellyrubs?
- [00:02:32] blondrobin: they thrust their legs at you
- [00:02:36] jxtom: so when you see a cat grab a toy and kick wildly thats what its doing
- [00:02:48] hunniepun: wait i missed the initial question lirikThump
- [00:02:48] omega88: Just think how many belly rubs you can but for $30
- [00:02:55] jtbman: IDk you have asked much weirder questions tim
- [00:02:57] ryason55: yeah, lets go back to talking about cheddar popcorn dust :V
- [00:03:01] blondrobin: tim, i always think you're weird anyway
- [00:03:01] it_is_fanatic: @hunniepun why do animals like belly rubs but people generally dont
- [00:03:05] blondrobin: but that's okay, weird is good <3
- [00:03:05] jtbman: like baby batteries
- [00:03:10] hunniepun: oh, thanks
- [00:03:11] arteck: @hunniepun Tim asked if we would rub his belly
- [00:03:29] gapp: play a sonic game
- [00:03:31] it_is_fanatic: "Name one weird thing I've done." *while upskirting his character*
- [00:03:32] hunniepun: windsheild wiper fluid. that is all
- [00:03:35] ferc: that period of time you only ate rice, tofu, and cheap chinese takeout
- [00:03:41] kevin1760: grad student
- [00:03:45] blondrobin: packing peanuts
- [00:03:47] arteck: and hummus
- [00:03:57] sharrakor: what about the time you were eating packing peanuts
- [00:04:00] exiledcat: elevator pepsi
- [00:04:02] ametou: when you had like 300 bags of green tea? lol
- [00:04:17] allstar3339: yeah, tim eats them all the time
- [00:04:21] jtbman: paying OoT with an ocarina
- [00:04:22] bryantzuki: diggle don't speed, 93mph will kill you
- [00:04:22] slice919: Tim please
- [00:04:22] allstar3339: they are like popcorn for him
- [00:04:22] boredcyborg: timOh
- [00:04:27] omega88: Or the time you spent waaay too long looking at hello kitty stuff on amazon
- [00:04:28] smarioman: Imagine all of the weird things Tim does but only thinks is normal.
- [00:04:30] ametou: my bad
- [00:04:36] it_is_fanatic: oh god it keeps getting worse
- [00:04:45] jtbman: asia old man
- [00:04:54] jxtom: @jtbman I want the pitch to keybinding program but we'll never get it
- [00:04:56] renderedsoul: any story about Cheetos from your childhood
- [00:04:58] kevin1760: Tim is doung the trump strategy. we are desensitized to this now
- [00:05:01] ametou: I've been watching old vods tim Im remembering things
- [00:05:02] hunniepun: holy shit
- [00:05:27] santanadvxfan: timOh no
- [00:05:33] shimmerfairy: TOP 10
- [00:05:42] jtbman: gun shots hurt tim
- [00:06:04] oldmario: hello chat
- [00:06:06] santanadvxfan: you should sue them
- [00:06:08] santanadvxfan: for shooting you
- [00:06:15] pinguino: rude
- [00:06:38] tristianski: get out!
- [00:06:38] ferc: nude
- [00:06:40] smarioman: This is getting intense.
- [00:06:41] shimmerfairy: vest/off
- [00:06:50] sevynthwave: now your stomach is vulnerable to pets
- [00:06:54] it_is_fanatic: time to go Rambo
- [00:07:23] oldmario: is it possible to image exfat?
- [00:07:32] luna_moona: yes
- [00:07:36] luna_moona: use dd
- [00:07:52] jtbman: what a NOOB
- [00:07:57] tristianski: that worked out well
- [00:07:58] celtrance: pwned
- [00:08:04] ferc: oh no'
- [00:08:11] jtbman: F
- [00:08:14] tristianski: oh
- [00:08:16] ferc: F
- [00:08:16] hunniepun: frewGG
- [00:08:28] shimmerfairy: btw Tim, is your game full-sized in xsplit? It doesn't seem like it is.
- [00:08:29] tristianski: dodging 3 people at once
- [00:08:44] fusxfaranto: tim has a janky monitor resolution
- [00:08:47] smarioman: @shimmerfairy he has a 16:10 monitor.
- [00:08:49] fusxfaranto: it's like 16:10 or something
- [00:08:52] ferc: just don't spend money anywhere else so you can spend money here
- [00:08:59] shimmerfairy: I have a 16:10 monitor too!
- [00:09:17] celtrance: LOL
- [00:09:25] hunniepun: niiice
- [00:09:33] gapp: buy some keys
- [00:09:37] hunniepun: totally gonna buy it
- [00:09:46] fusxfaranto: oh no
- [00:09:46] celtrance: """""""theoretically""""""""""
- [00:09:49] good_jon: tim when are you going to get a squad together and stream fortnite?
- [00:09:49] renderedsoul: is this a breakers stream?
- [00:09:49] jxtom: do they have ska themed clothing in this game
- [00:09:56] theaxel11: 46.84$
- [00:09:59] theaxel11: tim
- [00:10:00] arteck: nice, PUBG system is so good :)
- [00:10:08] hunniepun: 46 tim pld
- [00:10:13] sharrakor: pubg items are so fuckin expensive
- [00:10:14] hunniepun: pls no pieRegret
- [00:10:14] celtrance: 46!!
- [00:10:16] theaxel11: https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/578080/Cropped%20Corset
- [00:10:20] rebcart: tim dont
- [00:10:21] raynor_ex: you can buy a real skirt for that much
- [00:10:22] the_lich_gaming: LUL
- [00:10:23] exiledcat: you could buy a real skirt for that
- [00:10:25] celtrance: TIM THATS LIKE A WHOLE GAME
- [00:10:26] sharrakor: tim you need that for food
- [00:10:28] yunvon: I mean you play alot of PUBG so why not
- [00:10:36] hunniepun: buy a real one tim timMinus
- [00:10:39] kriegerfluff: it's alright tim i just spent $100 on anime stuff
- [00:10:46] oldmario: https://www.youtube.com/user/bismuthcadmium/videos?flow=grid&view=1 oh
- [00:10:50] oldmario: he's still uploading new videos
- [00:10:52] fusxfaranto: it's a lot of money for something that doesn't exist
- [00:10:59] sharrakor: are those pubg preorder items still going for like over a thousand?
- [00:10:59] hunniepun: yikes
- [00:11:17] celtrance: 400 dollerdoos
- [00:11:17] jxtom: imagine being the sucker who bought it for that much
- [00:11:23] bryantzuki: https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/mc1caxp-jpg.466935/
- [00:11:28] fusxfaranto: "i put all my investments in pubg clothes, now my family is starving"
- [00:11:32] jtbman: F
- [00:11:33] theaxel11: oof
- [00:11:33] shimmerfairy: Is your character model even allowed to wear it?
- [00:11:38] helzarian: i will buy it for you if you add me to your friends list
- [00:11:46] celtrance: A THOUSAND DOLLAR$
- [00:11:49] smarioman: 1.5K
- [00:11:52] arrowon: You could buy a ice\ skirt for that
- [00:11:53] hunniepun: you character model prolly cant
- [00:12:20] hunniepun: timOh nvm
- [00:12:20] theaxel11: twitch stuff is cheaper now
- [00:12:43] celtrance: tim, im a fashion major, you can do anything
- [00:12:48] hunniepun: if ur gonna buy that corset at least be fashionable
- [00:13:26] celtrance: starting at: $.03
- [00:13:34] santanadvxfan: 1000 sold within the last 24 hours on random pants?
- [00:13:38] santanadvxfan: wtf?
- [00:13:47] hunniepun: i didnt even know this was a thing
- [00:14:27] inarifox: market holds are lame.
- [00:14:44] raynor_ex: valve puts tons of effort in when it comes to something that will make them money
- [00:15:05] arteck: moon2N
- [00:15:09] ametou: buttz
- [00:15:10] fusxfaranto: just set up 2 factor now and go back to this in a week
- [00:15:13] helzarian: tim pls
- [00:15:56] jxtom: you cant put stuff on the market unless youve bought something off the store so thats probably the worst feature since it launched
- [00:15:56] stay_hydrated_bot: ACTION @stereotonetim stayhyBottle You've been live for just over 3 hours. By this point in your broadcast you should have consumed at least 12oz (360mL) of water to maintain optimum hydration.
- [00:16:10] santanadvxfan: I think it said you needed it for 7 days
- [00:16:13] santanadvxfan: before you can sell
- [00:16:15] theaxel11: you have to use it for 7 days
- [00:16:17] santanadvxfan: see you next week
- [00:16:18] helzarian: @Stay_Hydrated_Bot :)
- [00:16:23] celtrance: dont forget to double hydrate tim
- [00:16:24] slice919: You have to use it for 7 days
- [00:16:32] hunniepun: lul
- [00:16:43] it_is_fanatic: share it pls
- [00:16:56] ryason55: is it "butts"
- [00:16:59] helzarian: "you have not been using the mobile authenticator for 7 days."
- [00:17:02] arteck: 7 days
- [00:17:07] jxtom: blame people getting their account scammed that steam forces all these security features
- [00:17:18] rickeon: 7 days went by fast
- [00:17:35] hunniepun: tim we need to talk
- [00:17:43] celtrance: 6/13/18
- [00:17:50] celtrance: you can make it tim
- [00:18:14] jxtom: nothing is stopping you from selling it for 1000$
- [00:18:15] ryason55: I don't think you pressed Ok on the earlier ones
- [00:18:22] arteck: why do you have so many pants
- [00:18:31] hunniepun: nothing like a good spring cleaning timBBQQT
- [00:18:44] celtrance: nothing like a good summer cleaning
- [00:19:22] shimmerfairy: Tim's opened a lot of crates in his time, before... the paid keys.
- [00:19:56] theaxel11: you have a foil trading card worth 2$ btw tim
- [00:19:57] ryason55: gonna make bank in about 2 weeks
- [00:20:07] jxtom: is it illegal to buy half the stock in a company then sell all those stocks for less than a penny?
- [00:20:27] yunvon: Why does PUBG even have such a dumb market place?
- [00:20:49] celtrance: who even wants bloody sneakers
- [00:20:50] rickeon: for money
- [00:20:55] shimmerfairy: It's steam's marketplace.
- [00:21:11] jxtom: Blood Money sneakers
- [00:21:29] celtrance: will we ever see tim play more hitman
- [00:21:38] hunniepun: no
- [00:21:41] hunniepun: lul
- [00:22:28] sharrakor: only hats are worth anything in tf2
- [00:23:34] jxtom: crates can sometimes be worth 50$ in tf2
- [00:23:56] hinkles: Don't do it
- [00:24:02] shimmerfairy: Wait, you can get guns from crates now? I thought it was only ever cosmetic stuff!
- [00:24:03] ryason55: a dress made entirely of guns
- [00:24:26] celtrance: its like lulu but for 2018 america
- [00:26:47] shimmerfairy: hello
- [00:26:51] driftforfun6: k
- [00:26:52] it_is_fanatic: im outta here
- [00:27:04] hunniepun: hello?
- [00:27:15] eaterofgalaxies: Hi o/
- [00:27:36] eaterofgalaxies: I'm not much of a chatter o:
- [00:27:39] eaterofgalaxies: Things are good though
- [00:27:55] eaterofgalaxies: Could use a nap
- [00:28:01] bryantzuki: Hey tim.
- [00:28:03] hunniepun: big up da lurkers lirikHS
- [00:28:29] celtrance: a normal dream? impossible
- [00:28:32] boredcyborg: normal dreams?! timMinus
- [00:28:41] texflexrex: i love normal dreams
- [00:29:01] texflexrex: dreams where i'm shopping for yugioh cards or gundam models are my favorites
- [00:29:08] eaterofgalaxies: Whenever I remember a dream it's on my mind for ages
- [00:29:31] celtrance: breakers dreams
- [00:29:35] driftforfun6: 30 more minutes
- [00:29:56] celtrance: oh yeah is this the big money oceans 8 thing money thing
- [00:30:04] kevin1760: I hate dreams where I'm falling and about to die but I wake up
- [00:30:17] celtrance: oh dang..next time tim
- [00:30:19] hunniepun: oh
- [00:30:20] tenumi: Darn Waffles and noodles.
- [00:30:34] jxtom: dream where your playing fusion frenzy 2 but everytime a round starts the controller dies and you spend the rest of the round looking for batteries
- [00:30:45] celtrance: can i hear the waffle question
- [00:31:10] hunniepun: ^
- [00:31:32] killerkrill: Hola Senor Tim.
- [00:31:38] hunniepun: oh cmon mehdiMAD
- [00:31:43] celtrance: ( hunniepun and i will go cry
- [00:32:08] kevin1760: Which of these food words comes from German?1) Vinegar2) Noodle ✓3) Waffle
- [00:32:22] killerkrill: lol what
- [00:32:25] driftforfun6: o
- [00:32:27] santanadvxfan: mmm
- [00:32:32] maeuil: timOh
- [00:32:34] eaterofgalaxies: Well then
- [00:32:36] celtrance: oh........
- [00:32:46] santanadvxfan: well... you're still #1 in my heart
- [00:32:48] celtrance: thank you kevin
- [00:32:53] tristianski: true
- [00:33:19] hunniepun: LuL
- [00:33:20] fennecwf: @stereotonetim You need your Air Force Certified Tactical Combar Corset?
- [00:33:33] jxtom: the real waffle question is: Do you like 'em?
- [00:34:17] celtrance: jxtom i never thought id hear the waffle song ref in a tim chat
- [00:34:29] jxtom: And you never will
- [00:34:46] smw23: SourPls
- [00:34:55] kevin1760: timOh
- [00:34:57] deadlyspaghettie: are you ready to win the $300,00 tonight tim
- [00:35:01] ryason55: oh
- [00:35:13] smw23: just build loool
- [00:35:44] shimmerfairy: @DeadlySpaghettie Do you mean HQ? Tim could buy a corset with that cash! timBBQQT
- [00:36:20] it_is_fanatic: afk
- [00:36:39] rickeon: they accidentally spawned with gills and air drowned
- [00:36:47] smw23: monkaS
- [00:36:47] sharrakor: they were holdin eachother under
- [00:36:59] pig_pug: Any plans to play House Flipper again sometime?
- [00:37:01] smarioman: This is a good song.
- [00:37:18] willster132: did you see that pokemon crystal clear hack?
- [00:37:21] ryason55: right after HQ, of course
- [00:37:22] hunniepun: nownownow
- [00:37:23] smarioman: And I'm fairly certain the only reason I feel that way is because I've been in too many of these streams.
- [00:37:49] flamin_b: I've been sick for almost 2 weeks now
- [00:37:55] smw23: honk honk
- [00:38:02] celtrance: hey we're in a car
- [00:38:09] smw23: just feel better LOOOL 5HEad
- [00:38:18] celtrance: get well soon
- [00:38:26] jxtom: @Flamin_B turn that sick upsidedown
- [00:38:31] theaxel11: play this tim https://store.steampowered.com/app/823130/Totally_Accurate_Battlegrounds/
- [00:38:34] alphanumericspam: Sick drift fam
- [00:38:42] maeuil: sick sickle
- [00:38:45] flamin_b: I'll see if that works
- [00:39:00] rickeon: it's buggy right now
- [00:39:00] alphanumericspam: How's it going tim?
- [00:39:03] celtrance: they're just trying to remind you so you get it f r e e
- [00:39:19] rickeon: I tried it for a bit earlier, then it disconnected me 3 times in a row
- [00:39:30] arteck: twitch is being poopy for me moon2FEELS
- [00:39:40] smarioman: I couldn't get in a match when I tried it a few hours after launch.
- [00:39:47] kevin1760: Long loose and full of juice timClip
- [00:39:50] rickeon: the find match button works about 1/4 of the time
- [00:39:52] killerkrill: ha he said anal
- [00:39:53] smarioman: It seems better now, I guess.
- [00:40:04] arteck: why analyze data when you can not
- [00:40:07] rickeon: gotta press the find match button, wait 10 seconds, then reload the menu if you aren't in a match
- [00:40:31] jxtom: excel but it has guns
- [00:40:47] jxtom: exxxcel
- [00:40:55] smarioman: Just make some Excel cell art.
- [00:41:26] smarioman: Macro together something elaborate.
- [00:41:48] diggleshut: hi
- [00:41:50] diggleshut: im back for good now
- [00:41:53] diggleshut: had to walk with dad
- [00:42:06] arteck: wake up your foot
- [00:42:28] smarioman: Walking around on a sleepy foot is a strange and fascinating experience.
- [00:42:29] diggleshut: kiwifarms
- [00:42:30] diggleshut: wew
- [00:42:31] ryason55: have you tried yelling at it
- [00:42:34] allstar3339: you don't need feet tim
- [00:42:38] diggleshut: but yeah I heard about narcissa
- [00:42:50] smarioman: It's like you're just walking on a stump.
- [00:42:59] celtrance: you just gotta bang it against your desk, like yor knee
- [00:43:00] allstar3339: naaa just use rats
- [00:43:08] killerkrill: why not knock back a couple ounces of lean and nod off to never ever land
- [00:43:09] rebcart: what are the purpose of toes
- [00:43:10] 9827497395783839275847389: Have you ever had to wake up your knees?
- [00:43:27] smarioman: @9827497395783839275847389 that sounds terrifying.
- [00:43:45] jxtom: hate when I have to wake my pointer and ring finger in the morning
- [00:43:54] 9827497395783839275847389: has happened to me out of nowhere twice today
- [00:44:06] rebcart: have you ever experienced sleep paralysis
- [00:44:11] rebcart: its scary
- [00:44:21] smarioman: If I lost feeling all the way up to my knees and it didn't pass quickly, I'd seriously consider calling for medical help.
- [00:44:38] oldmario: what happened to him?
- [00:44:41] jxtom: sleep paralysis but with tinnitus
- [00:44:52] bryantzuki: two words, mental break.
- [00:44:52] arteck: it's a sniper
- [00:45:13] rickeon: super long rifle
- [00:45:24] 9827497395783839275847389: @SMarioMan I am not able to afford any medical problems atm
- [00:45:28] it_is_fanatic: sniper long range
- [00:45:40] oldmario: i feel near that way when i think it's going to be a diggle free chat
- [00:45:43] oldmario: and then he pops up
- [00:45:55] smarioman: @9827497395783839275847389 nobody can, really. But that's a shame.
- [00:46:07] driftforfun6: Nice one Tim
- [00:46:08] rebcart: dont die tim, or else you will be dead
- [00:46:09] kevin1760: uh oh
- [00:46:09] pxmacaiah: Gas Gas Gas
- [00:46:13] arteck: dead
- [00:46:14] alphanumericspam: Uh oh barrNabee
- [00:46:17] willster132: Gotta step on the gas
- [00:46:24] celtrance: 9827 could it be something that compression clothes would help maybe?
- [00:46:29] rickeon: I wonder if there was some flaw with your strategy here
- [00:46:31] pxmacaiah: Super dead
- [00:46:38] finalinsanity: a road trip through the electric jello
- [00:46:48] alphanumericspam: No way you're getting in there
- [00:46:50] celtrance: incoming rip
- [00:47:02] smarioman: Run, Tim! Run!
- [00:47:14] arteck: you're donzo kid
- [00:47:15] alphanumericspam: Oof
- [00:47:18] driftforfun6: Almost spoke too soon
- [00:47:23] celtrance: good music for this
- [00:47:45] rickeon: just hang in the storm and wait for everyone else to die
- [00:48:11] ametou: is tim on the other side of the map
- [00:48:13] smarioman: @rickeon you know that won't work. Every time it gets smaller, health loss gets faster.
- [00:48:20] celtrance: @ametou you betcha
- [00:48:25] driftforfun6: Kansai Driftu
- [00:48:25] rickeon: if you have enough med kits it works
- [00:48:29] eaterofgalaxies: What in the world
- [00:48:36] ametou: timOh
- [00:48:38] pxmacaiah: can't wait for the downhill portion
- [00:49:03] shimmerfairy: timMrBones
- [00:49:09] willster132: GAS GAS GAS
- [00:49:17] kevin1760: inb4 shot on the bridge
- [00:49:18] finalinsanity: amazing
- [00:49:25] smarioman: ) //
- [00:49:26] it_is_fanatic: just in time to get shot
- [00:49:28] pxmacaiah: Uhhhh
- [00:49:41] yunvon: left
- [00:49:43] pxmacaiah: we swimming
- [00:49:52] celtrance: "right?"
- [00:49:55] hunniepun: left timClip
- [00:49:56] driftforfun6: 10 minutes :P
- [00:49:57] it_is_fanatic: L E F T
- [00:50:00] hexxtwain: that water looks so dark
- [00:50:04] arteck: tim broke
- [00:50:06] ametou: I hope someones just watching this off the bridge
- [00:50:07] 9827497395783839275847389: @StereotoneTim do you believe that weed should be free?
- [00:50:27] alphanumericspam: Alright now you're done
- [00:50:53] kevin1760: LUL
- [00:50:59] ametou: timMrBones
- [00:51:01] driftforfun6: we're fine
- [00:51:05] celtrance: LUL
- [00:51:05] eaterofgalaxies: That was impressive
- [00:51:06] smarioman: We've come so far.
- [00:51:08] arteck: to the depths you go
- [00:51:11] it_is_fanatic: oh
- [00:51:12] willster132: amazing
- [00:51:15] deadlyspaghettie: Woah
- [00:51:18] ryason55: Oh
- [00:51:24] it_is_fanatic: 🤔
- [00:51:28] deadlyspaghettie: Those pans evolved into a human then degraded!
- [00:51:29] kevin1760: invisible man
- [00:51:32] shimmerfairy: https://clips.twitch.tv/LachrymosePoisedPasta4Head
- [00:51:33] driftforfun6: LUL
- [00:51:34] it_is_fanatic: ???
- [00:51:35] hunniepun: ????
- [00:51:35] tenumi: Apparently guns do shoot people.
- [00:51:39] alphanumericspam: Sentient guns?!?
- [00:51:41] celtrance: ?????
- [00:51:46] celtrance: he shot the floor??
- [00:51:47] oldmario: enjoy this chat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKomWBuEXe4
- [00:52:19] arteck: oww
- [00:52:28] hunniepun: glasses? timFace
- [00:52:30] smarioman: HQ stream?
- [00:52:31] willster132: https://clips.twitch.tv/MildUgliestAnteaterChefFrank
- [00:52:34] kevin1760: It's my lesbians and I need it now!
- [00:52:39] alphanumericspam: 300k HQ
- [00:52:42] hexxtwain: Tim have you heard of Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning? its a bit odd lets say
- [00:52:48] deadlyspaghettie: wheres my reptar puzzle piece
- [00:52:51] arteck: T
- [00:53:01] alphanumericspam: Waitin
- [00:53:12] alphanumericspam: oh.
- [00:53:13] celtrance: can we get some hot geocities gifs in here
- [00:53:22] smarioman: Wow. That horizontal stroke on the t is way too wide.
- [00:53:22] gapp: do you still have that nico-chat plugin thing? use it during hq
- [00:53:27] hunniepun: SourPls
- [00:53:32] jxtom: needs some under construction gifs
- [00:53:43] alphanumericspam: HQ with JudyChat?
- [00:53:59] hunniepun: they wont
- [00:54:07] hunniepun: pieBaited
- [00:54:21] deadlyspaghettie: oopsie doops
- [00:54:30] arteck: if you lived in the carrier facility stuff would arrive faster
- [00:54:34] smarioman: In my experience, Amazon has good customer service. Worth contacting them about it.
- [00:54:38] deadlyspaghettie: tim what did you think of the new gorillaz song
- [00:55:04] celtrance: tim never even heard of feel good inc
- [00:55:15] celtrance: when the steams ham video was going around
- [00:55:35] jxtom: love to pour car battery booster all over my engine compartment
- [00:55:44] smarioman: 860 Evo. That's a pretty good drive.
- [00:55:54] kevin1760: 30 x 30 is skinny
- [00:56:14] foreverska: I wear 28x30
- [00:56:17] smarioman: It is
- [00:56:19] hexxtwain: im 32x34 and have massive legs. i cant find anything to fit me
- [00:56:19] conversions: hey we have the same jean size
- [00:56:22] conversions: we are twins
- [00:56:24] jxtom: 30x20 is skinny and short
- [00:56:29] kevin1760: Trade pants
- [00:56:31] conversions: oh my bad
- [00:56:33] jxtom: 30x30*
- [00:56:58] kevin1760: LUL
- [00:56:59] it_is_fanatic: "Hey, Soylent."
- [00:57:06] celtrance: LUL
- [00:57:24] hunniepun: ooh this song SourPls
- [00:58:03] kevin1760: furry? timClip
- [00:58:10] celtrance: furry outdoor microphone
- [00:58:22] driftforfun6: show it
- [00:58:25] willster132: S H O W
- [00:58:26] hunniepun: showww
- [00:58:27] willster132: OMG
- [00:58:28] willster132: WANT
- [00:58:30] it_is_fanatic: share
- [00:58:30] ferc: daw!
- [00:58:31] driftforfun6: Lmao
- [00:58:31] ametou: omg
- [00:58:33] hunniepun: OMG BegWan
- [00:58:36] celtrance: aww ive seen those
- [00:58:36] arteck: moon2E
- [00:58:36] giribot: It's so cute!
- [00:58:38] jtbman: that's cute
- [00:58:40] conversions: im 28 and i want it
- [00:58:42] willster132: W A N T
- [00:58:42] driftforfun6: Tim is evil until he sees this
- [00:58:43] inarifox: adorable
- [00:58:43] theevafreak: Oh my Sisten-in-law has one of those
- [00:58:48] jtbman: i want that
- [00:58:53] q1s2: add to !sellout !
- [00:58:53] boredcyborg: that's pretty cute
- [00:58:59] hexxtwain: the slime ones of that type are pretty cute too
- [00:59:25] willster132: is it heated?
- [00:59:29] q1s2: oo
- [00:59:30] jtbman: oh yea those
- [00:59:38] hunniepun: KILL IT
- [00:59:39] arteck: that's creepy
- [00:59:47] tenumi: I'm unnerved by this.
- [00:59:49] kevin1760: Put it on a roomba
- [00:59:55] hunniepun: burn in fire
- [00:59:57] ferc: pillow. . . or sex toy
- [00:59:57] revani: 8 whole hours
- [00:59:58] foreverska: ANIMALS BTFO. Who needs them now.
- [01:00:18] jxtom: if you yank the tail does it try to kill you?
- [01:00:20] smarioman: This is the first step towards android pets.
- [01:00:35] ferc: that corset!
- [01:00:38] rickeon: can you just attach a mechanical tail to everything
- [01:00:39] shimmerfairy: You need that corset money.
- [01:00:42] arteck: durgs
- [01:00:52] alphanumericspam: Sure thing Tim barrNabee
- [01:00:53] celtrance: tims gonna buy that nightlight
- [01:01:01] arteck: is corset money some sort of continuous expense?
- [01:01:10] driftforfun6: Thats fine
- [01:01:11] diggleshut: pls mario
- [01:01:12] diggleshut: im here to stay
- [01:01:14] diggleshut: and bad song
- [01:01:14] allstar3339: we must win for tim, so he won't stream more on monotonetim
- [01:01:15] diggleshut: not kpop
- [01:01:17] diggleshut: no cute korean girls
- [01:01:20] alphanumericspam: Corset maintenance is pretty expensive
- [01:01:23] arteck: how many corsets do you need
- [01:01:25] allstar3339: wait..
- [01:01:34] arteck: some guy said 'consume canada'
- [01:01:42] oldmario: this is a good song
- [01:01:51] ferc: Hey Tim, did you see Giant Bomb play Oregon Train?
- [01:01:51] driftforfun6: happy bday !
- [01:02:08] jxtom: where does HQ make its money and is it from selling your info?
- [01:02:11] gapp: just stretch to fill the whole screen timBBQQT
- [01:02:13] smarioman: Wow. Quadruple your earnings.
- [01:02:15] driftforfun6: That clock looks like its going a bit fast
- [01:02:19] q1s2: dystopian future game show
- [01:02:32] driftforfun6: oh god it is.
- [01:02:32] revani: they say the money is sponsored by a company
- [01:02:34] alphanumericspam: barrBQ barrFwoosh Guys is my birthday!!!
- [01:02:34] celtrance: it is going fast!
- [01:02:36] q1s2: obey hq
- [01:02:37] gryurg: wtf is this
- [01:02:42] allstar3339: HQ
- [01:02:43] kingpseud: Win for me daddy
- [01:02:45] joshu_higashikata: oh
- [01:02:46] arteck: what
- [01:02:47] ryason55: trippy
- [01:02:48] driftforfun6: Tim what have you done
- [01:03:12] smarioman: My app is 3 seconds ahead of yours, after stream latency. Hmm.
- [01:03:29] rickeon: A
- [01:03:34] rebcart: C
- [01:03:34] alphanumericspam: Oh
- [01:03:35] driftforfun6: \o/
- [01:03:46] arteck: woo!
- [01:03:48] shimmerfairy: It works
- [01:03:50] diggleshut: not bad
- [01:03:51] diggleshut: not my thin
- [01:03:52] arteck: no gap for me
- [01:03:57] oldmario: https://gfycat.com/GreenRecentFugu
- [01:03:58] driftforfun6: toon blast oh boi
- [01:03:59] dannyboyoo0: the hell is this
- [01:04:00] gapp: qhhqqhhq
- [01:04:01] kevin1760: timOh
- [01:04:02] inarifox: wut
- [01:04:02] rebcart: QH HQ QH HQ
- [01:04:02] celtrance: toon blast
- [01:04:03] driftforfun6: Oh god
- [01:04:04] allstar3339: timOh
- [01:04:04] ryason55: Oh
- [01:04:05] celtrance: OH
- [01:04:05] arteck: oh no
- [01:04:05] allstar3339: um...
- [01:04:05] driftforfun6: a furry
- [01:04:07] arteck: a furry
- [01:04:09] smarioman: This is a much better host.
- [01:04:10] flamin_b: Uh
- [01:04:12] alphanumericspam: WHERE'S SCOTT
- [01:04:14] allstar3339: we have a furry as the host
- [01:04:15] rickeon: it's way better without that guy talking
- [01:04:15] q1s2: retreat
- [01:04:16] basssic: thats my fursuit
- [01:04:16] allstar3339: ok...
- [01:04:19] rickeon: oh nevermind
- [01:04:20] alphanumericspam: GIMME SCOTT
- [01:04:25] arteck: wtf
- [01:04:26] allstar3339: thank goodness
- [01:04:27] driftforfun6: i hate furries
- [01:04:29] alphanumericspam: oh thank god
- [01:04:31] driftforfun6: angery
- [01:04:34] boredcyborg: scott dreams of being a furry
- [01:04:37] jxtom: someone wrote that and thought it was funny
- [01:04:44] ametou: LOL
- [01:04:46] driftforfun6: LOL
- [01:04:47] inarifox: toon ass
- [01:04:49] flamin_b: There I am!
- [01:04:51] willster132: LUL
- [01:04:52] smarioman: Oh. Ads. Nice.
- [01:04:54] celtrance: LUL
- [01:04:56] arteck: toon blast moon2H
- [01:04:56] dragon1093: Hey tim how'd you get your phone theme?
- [01:04:56] jtbman: nice ad
- [01:05:00] gryurg: is this what that HQBET thing is?
- [01:05:01] rebcart: 3
- [01:05:03] tinsaafl: 3 million dollars SeriousSloth
- [01:05:07] boredcyborg: i guess that answers the question 'where does the money come from?'
- [01:05:09] driftforfun6: Why would ppl play that
- [01:05:13] jtbman: nice dead meme
- [01:05:16] arteck: this is so trippy with the 4 screens and mirrored
- [01:05:20] dragon1093: I really really like it <3
- [01:05:24] shimmerfairy: Thanks for making tim miss HQ
- [01:05:30] jtbman: LUL
- [01:05:30] arteck: ahahah
- [01:05:33] smw23: ???
- [01:05:47] arteck: what the hell is this guy
- [01:05:49] jxtom: I cant believe Toonblast, a knock off popcap game, gave HQ 600k to advertise their game for 10 seconds
- [01:05:53] alphanumericspam: Nice puns scott...
- [01:05:54] smarioman: Is this man speaking English?
- [01:06:03] driftforfun6: o h i o g o z i m a s
- [01:06:04] alphanumericspam: geez
- [01:06:07] shimmerfairy: GET ON WITH IT
- [01:06:10] arteck: is he drugged
- [01:06:23] ryason55: happy birthday tim
- [01:06:24] arteck: happy birthday Tim
- [01:06:28] celtrance: crumb family yum
- [01:06:31] basssic: im frank crumb
- [01:06:34] smw23: FeelsBirthdayMan
- [01:06:35] iamsotired: Eileen I love you so much
- [01:06:35] gryurg: What is this guy like on days like 9/11
- [01:06:41] alphanumericspam: JUST START barrSting barrNabee
- [01:06:46] driftforfun6: wtf
- [01:06:49] arteck: wtf
- [01:06:52] smw23: YES
- [01:06:53] driftforfun6: LUL
- [01:06:54] smw23: TIM
- [01:06:56] shimmerfairy: Thanks scott, look what you made Tim do.
- [01:06:57] arteck: jesus christ
- [01:07:04] allstar3339: 300million dollhairs
- [01:07:08] driftforfun6: This is a bit extra augh
- [01:07:14] gryurg: El...Muffow?
- [01:07:14] jxtom: every time he says toon blast they get paid 50k
- [01:07:14] allstar3339: wait..
- [01:07:15] arteck: polish boys???
- [01:07:16] smw23: time keep going
- [01:07:18] allstar3339: wut
- [01:07:20] driftforfun6: 400k poggers
- [01:07:21] iamsotired: Woah
- [01:07:23] celtrance: I CANT FOCUS
- [01:07:24] gapp: he's transcending!
- [01:07:25] tenumi: Are we there yet?
- [01:07:27] yunvon: Let's go Tim!
- [01:07:38] smw23: this is the next step past andy warhol
- [01:07:42] lulzlocss: Tonight is the night! Lets go tim!!
- [01:07:48] ryason55: where do they even get this money
- [01:07:53] smw23: EXTRA LIVES
- [01:07:55] arteck: the mafia
- [01:07:56] smw23: das you tim
- [01:07:57] driftforfun6: yes i do
- [01:08:05] gryurg: TELL THEM TO JOIN THE PYRAMID
- [01:08:07] arteck: get down with the sickness
- [01:08:08] gryurg: I MEAN PARTY
- [01:08:09] arteck: ooo ah ah ah
- [01:08:13] driftforfun6: This is too much talking, ima clock out now...
- [01:08:25] alphanumericspam: SCOTT STOP
- [01:08:28] kevin1760: Jump
- [01:08:30] basssic: jump
- [01:08:31] driftforfun6: Dance
- [01:08:32] smw23: can we get some more color warping on the one on the right?
- [01:08:33] allstar3339: do the boogie
- [01:08:35] celtrance: dance
- [01:08:38] arteck: run
- [01:08:43] celtrance: AW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE ALLSTAR
- [01:08:44] q1s2: jump
- [01:08:53] allstar3339: i tried FeelsGoodMan
- [01:08:53] driftforfun6: RIP to all non native eng speakers
- [01:09:00] smw23: talking post nasal drip
- [01:09:11] willster132: her will to live
- [01:09:12] flamin_b: Her marbles
- [01:09:13] arteck: a Whip
- [01:09:15] blackfire12: LOL
- [01:09:38] kevin1760: Ramen
- [01:09:40] yunvon: Ramen
- [01:09:41] driftforfun6: Ramne
- [01:09:44] theevafreak: soylent
- [01:09:45] theaxel11: ramen
- [01:09:45] smw23: ramen
- [01:09:47] allstar3339: definitely ramen
- [01:09:52] juggerjazz: Extra spice ramen
- [01:10:00] driftforfun6: -_-
- [01:10:02] smw23: SourPls
- [01:10:08] arteck: moon2N
- [01:10:14] celtrance: but we get all these moneys
- [01:10:15] smw23: moon2N
- [01:10:15] cools988: lol
- [01:10:21] blackfire12: 1
- [01:10:21] driftforfun6: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$sellout$$$$$$$$$$$$$
- [01:10:21] flamin_b: 1
- [01:10:22] kevin1760: 1
- [01:10:24] allstar3339: 1
- [01:10:27] soviethulk: Granny
- [01:10:29] theaxel11: whats todays prize
- [01:10:29] ametou: a goal
- [01:10:30] alphanumericspam: 1
- [01:10:31] driftforfun6: 3pointer duh
- [01:10:33] ferc: the more efficient way
- [01:10:33] jxtom: the classic disney cinderella movie is just an hour of rats running around doing nothing and the last 10 minutes is the part people remember the movie for
- [01:10:33] yunvon: We all like ramen
- [01:10:42] smw23: EZ Clap
- [01:10:51] arteck: I had no idea
- [01:10:52] smw23: graaaannny
- [01:10:56] mishmisha: yay a timstrim
- [01:11:00] kevin1760: 1
- [01:11:01] dabears1368: 1
- [01:11:01] yunvon: 1
- [01:11:01] eaterofgalaxies: 1
- [01:11:01] willster132: 1
- [01:11:02] flamin_b: 1
- [01:11:02] smarioman: 13
- [01:11:02] soviethulk: East canada
- [01:11:03] basssic: 333333333
- [01:11:03] smarioman: 1
- [01:11:03] blackfire12: 1
- [01:11:04] khalleb: 1
- [01:11:05] boredcyborg: 1
- [01:11:06] kingpseud: 1
- [01:11:07] smw23: east new york LUL
- [01:11:08] celtrance: 1
- [01:11:09] allstar3339: LUL
- [01:11:13] jtbman: Canada
- [01:11:15] shimmerfairy: Scott deserves more distortion for his bad jokes.
- [01:11:15] arteck: @Smw23 moon2M /\ moon2MD
- [01:11:16] jtbman: all the way
- [01:11:21] driftforfun6: East new york top kek
- [01:11:23] gapp: damn communist east canada
- [01:11:24] boredcyborg: communist new york timBBQQT
- [01:11:26] allstar3339: dang it
- [01:11:27] alphanumericspam: those canadian commies
- [01:11:29] exiledcat: upper east side new york
- [01:11:35] smw23: its always 1
- [01:11:38] jxtom: nice MGS3 reference there scott
- [01:11:43] tokyoscarab: East Canada hasn't happened yet
- [01:11:45] soviethulk: Cambridge
- [01:11:46] blackfire12: 2
- [01:11:48] solitary_bee: 2
- [01:11:48] yunvon: 2?
- [01:11:48] smw23: ??
- [01:11:49] ninjapikmin: 2
- [01:11:52] lulzlocss: 2
- [01:11:54] arteck: cambridge
- [01:11:57] boredcyborg: HARVARD
- [01:11:59] soviethulk: The cambrian comma
- [01:11:59] basssic: it's harvard
- [01:12:04] allstar3339: LUL
- [01:12:04] smw23: is using chat cheating?
- [01:12:11] driftforfun6: It was harvard LUL
- [01:12:11] blackfire12: whaaaaat
- [01:12:14] blackfire12: damn
- [01:12:15] kevin1760: SAVAGE
- [01:12:15] egg1111115: really?
- [01:12:18] smarioman: Wow
- [01:12:20] flamin_b: Ouch
- [01:12:22] arteck: ouch
- [01:12:23] shimmerfairy: I've only ever heard Oxford.
- [01:12:23] smw23: SAVAGE
- [01:12:25] celtrance: dang
- [01:12:26] alphanumericspam: oof
- [01:12:26] driftforfun6: Ofc it makes the most sense
- [01:12:26] yunvon: I did use a ?
- [01:12:27] tokyoscarab: SAVAGE
- [01:12:30] boredcyborg: come on chat that was an easy one
- [01:12:38] theevafreak: I didnt know there was another name for it
- [01:12:42] soviethulk: Oi
- [01:12:45] ryason55: okay
- [01:12:51] allstar3339: no it's not Smw23
- [01:12:54] driftforfun6: LUL so smart
- [01:12:58] basssic: hey check out toon blast
- [01:13:04] jxtom: why dont they just call it the comma like normal people
- [01:13:05] jtbman: toon blast needs to die
- [01:13:07] smw23: ?
- [01:13:08] driftforfun6: rip
- [01:13:10] theevafreak: How does that game company have that much fucking money
- [01:13:10] soviethulk: Yee
- [01:13:11] yunvon: 2
- [01:13:13] gryurg: 2
- [01:13:13] shimmerfairy: !toonblast_sellout
- [01:13:14] driftforfun6: brazil
- [01:13:15] soviethulk: Brazil
- [01:13:15] kevin1760: 2
- [01:13:16] basssic: prob 2
- [01:13:16] lulzlocss: 1
- [01:13:17] alphanumericspam: GUYS YOU'LL LOVE TOON SQUAD
- [01:13:17] soviethulk: Tim
- [01:13:19] smw23: brazil
- [01:13:19] driftforfun6: idk
- [01:13:20] theaxel11: sounds like brazilian
- [01:13:23] basssic: oh it is france
- [01:13:31] soviethulk: Yaya
- [01:13:34] donny_pandairaz: Ye-ye is from Shaq-Fu
- [01:13:39] arteck: I've never heard of yé-yé and I'm brazilian
- [01:13:40] driftforfun6: ye ye when he said it sounds french whoops
- [01:13:40] allstar3339: SourPls
- [01:13:42] yunvon: wow
- [01:13:43] egg1111115: yeh
- [01:13:44] khalleb: wow
- [01:13:44] rebcart: 2nd savage
- [01:13:45] kevin1760: Oh wow
- [01:13:50] celtrance: tim youre so smart
- [01:13:51] smw23: SAVAGE
- [01:14:01] ferc: Sergie is my man
- [01:14:03] soviethulk: Jabroni
- [01:14:04] tenumi: Darn, I was wrong.
- [01:14:07] kingpseud: Tonight's the night baby
- [01:14:08] yunvon: 3
- [01:14:08] revani: j a b r o n i
- [01:14:08] smw23: JABRONI
- [01:14:12] driftforfun6: frz?
- [01:14:12] soviethulk: You a jabroni
- [01:14:13] celtrance: 1?
- [01:14:13] khalleb: 1
- [01:14:15] smarioman: Tom Schnook.
- [01:14:18] kevin1760: GLITCH
- [01:14:18] theevafreak: where is mike when you need him
- [01:14:22] driftforfun6: oh
- [01:14:22] boredcyborg: schnook
- [01:14:23] arteck: I have no idea
- [01:14:35] revani: hey what was this sponsored by again
- [01:14:37] clyde1500: mangoJabroni
- [01:14:42] arteck: these questions are slaying me
- [01:14:43] rebcart: papa johns
- [01:14:44] soviethulk: Jazz
- [01:14:45] yunvon: 1
- [01:14:48] exiledcat: uteh jezz
- [01:14:48] blackfire12: 1
- [01:14:48] driftforfun6: 1
- [01:14:48] smw23: jazz
- [01:14:48] smarioman: What are sports?
- [01:14:49] yunvon: 1111
- [01:14:50] zdr9: 1
- [01:14:50] khalleb: jazz?
- [01:14:52] zdr9: nooooo
- [01:14:53] tenumi: Jazz
- [01:14:53] soviethulk: Shit
- [01:14:54] alphanumericspam: STAGS
- [01:14:55] celtrance: ????
- [01:14:58] tokyoscarab: sportball?
- [01:14:59] revani: HULK
- [01:15:00] soviethulk: I'm just saying stuff
- [01:15:00] diggleshut: ononononononono
- [01:15:00] smw23: LUL
- [01:15:01] kevin1760: LUL
- [01:15:01] revani: BAN HIM
- [01:15:01] egg1111115: out :(
- [01:15:01] diggleshut: bad mario
- [01:15:03] diggleshut: ok gotta shower
- [01:15:05] alphanumericspam: Dead
- [01:15:06] ninjapikmin: LUL
- [01:15:06] inarifox: Daaamn
- [01:15:07] boredcyborg: why is chat always wrong
- [01:15:07] basssic: soviethulk...
- [01:15:10] blackfire12: yeah supersonics
- [01:15:11] arteck: @Soviethulk you owe him 300k
- [01:15:12] allstar3339: you killed tim FeelsBadMan
- [01:15:13] theaxel11: banned
- [01:15:17] vahncruz: pssssh sports
- [01:15:17] driftforfun6: WE SAID 1
- [01:15:17] yunvon: Go to me for the sports
- [01:15:18] soviethulk: zealAbandon
- [01:15:19] ryason55: muhFeels
- [01:15:20] flamin_b: Screw sports questions!
- [01:15:24] tifakitteh: Sportsballs questions
- [01:15:24] willster132: Rip
- [01:15:27] driftforfun6: Its the most irregular LUL
- [01:15:28] celtrance: NOBODY KNOWS SPORTS
- [01:15:28] alphanumericspam: oh I failed
- [01:15:30] q1s2: rip
- [01:15:30] willster132: 3
- [01:15:30] yunvon: 3
- [01:15:34] tenumi: I'm not a basketball person...
- [01:15:37] theevafreak: 4
- [01:15:43] arteck: I have no idea
- [01:15:44] flamin_b: Sam Cooke is good
- [01:15:51] willster132: I just guessed 3
- [01:15:52] driftforfun6: i know a bit about bball im sorry tim
- [01:15:52] jxtom: "I'm just saying stuff" - soviethulk 2018-2018 R.I.T
- [01:15:54] alphanumericspam: Alright Tim G'nite
- [01:16:02] soviethulk: >(
- [01:16:10] arteck: SAVAGE
- [01:16:10] smw23: SAVAGE
- [01:16:15] driftforfun6: S A V 4 G E
- [01:16:16] ninjapikmin: we just need 5 extra lives and we'd be good
- [01:16:17] tokyoscarab: YOU'VE ENTERED THE SAVAGE ROUND
- [01:16:23] arteck: glitch
- [01:16:26] soviethulk: Tesla
- [01:16:27] willster132: 1
- [01:16:27] gapp: glitch
- [01:16:28] ryason55: glitch
- [01:16:29] theevafreak: 1
- [01:16:29] theaxel11: tesla
- [01:16:30] willster132: Good ol tesla
- [01:16:31] ninjapikmin: 1
- [01:16:32] fusxfaranto: wow original comment
- [01:16:33] driftforfun6: TESLA k e e p o
- [01:16:33] willster132: Getting fucked every day
- [01:16:33] smarioman: Probably 3
- [01:16:42] ninjapikmin: tesla did everything and people stole it all
- [01:16:42] oldmario: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfCgOWKWsAAtIf-.jpg:orig OhMyDog
- [01:16:48] smw23: ???????
- [01:16:49] theevafreak: its always Tesla
- [01:16:49] raynor_ex: tesla hated edison
- [01:16:51] odiesgamecorner: tesla got fucked for electricity, not the telephone
- [01:16:55] tenumi: I didn't win, therefore the answers are wrong and the game glitched and fake and everything.
- [01:16:59] revani: B A T T E R
- [01:17:03] vahncruz: legal batter
- [01:17:06] odiesgamecorner: bell fucked over gray
- [01:17:08] soviethulk: >(
- [01:17:08] driftforfun6: HAHA
- [01:17:08] arteck: legal batter mmmm
- [01:17:09] tenumi: Hey Batter
- [01:17:10] tokyoscarab: legal cookie batter
- [01:17:20] reecer6: i keep missing hq did tim lose
- [01:17:22] tokyoscarab: the tesla phone would probably kill you
- [01:17:22] reecer6: oh he did
- [01:17:24] theevafreak: Tesla invented everything Tim, don't you know that
- [01:17:24] celtrance: yes
- [01:17:28] soviethulk: I'm sorry tim zealFSGM
- [01:17:29] reecer6: blame me
- [01:17:30] juggerjazz: 1221
- [01:17:31] driftforfun6: L U L
- [01:17:33] reecer6: the answer was 2 i should've told you
- [01:17:37] flamin_b: I hate sports questions
- [01:17:39] odiesgamecorner: can you imagine getting paid to be a clown for HQ?
- [01:17:47] smarioman: Lots of people invented the telephone. There just weren't a lot that filed patents in time.
- [01:17:48] soviethulk: snake bear
- [01:17:48] driftforfun6: Sloth bear
- [01:17:49] gapp: 3
- [01:17:50] helzarian: it's better than my job
- [01:17:50] theevafreak: Bear Bear
- [01:17:50] theaxel11: sloth?
- [01:17:50] smw23: sloth
- [01:17:51] odiesgamecorner: like, i would at the very least feign my smile better
- [01:17:52] driftforfun6: LUL
- [01:17:52] ninjapikmin: sloth bear is going to get half of the people
- [01:17:54] tenumi: All three
- [01:17:54] celtrance: 3?
- [01:17:58] inarifox: Sloth cuz Baloo
- [01:18:02] vahncruz: Alright Tim your out, time for some Porkin Around America
- [01:18:03] tokyoscarab: I love how this guy's suit looks like a high school tux rental
- [01:18:08] juggerjazz: So when is HQ Judy chat?
- [01:18:18] driftforfun6: Ay
- [01:18:20] tenumi: Did we mention we're sponsered!
- [01:18:22] smw23: oh
- [01:18:23] celtrance: YEAH
- [01:18:24] reecer6: i call those pandas
- [01:18:25] arteck: sloths are bears?
- [01:18:26] jxtom: trick question none of them are real you lose if you answer the question
- [01:18:28] tinsaafl: SeriousSloth bear
- [01:18:32] revani: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:33] soviethulk: Wooo
- [01:18:35] arteck: SeriousSloth
- [01:18:35] theaxel11: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:36] driftforfun6: Everyone gets 3$
- [01:18:38] tenumi: John Madden!
- [01:18:38] hexxtwain: aaaaaaaa
- [01:18:39] juggerjazz: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:39] theevafreak: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:39] helzarian: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:40] celtrance: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:40] willster132: well at least you would hve lost anywayt
- [01:18:41] khalleb: sloth bear look so wierd
- [01:18:41] arteck: ooooooooooooo
- [01:18:41] egg1111115: dont make mute you
- [01:18:42] yunvon: Hold it
- [01:18:42] ryason55: aaaaaaaa
- [01:18:42] smw23: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:43] tokyoscarab: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- [01:18:44] exiledcat: nice lungs dude
- [01:18:44] juggerjazz: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- [01:18:46] reecer6: oh he went down a semitone
- [01:18:48] flamin_b: timOh
- [01:18:48] tifakitteh: b
- [01:18:48] ninjapikmin: nice
- [01:18:48] soviethulk: Omg
- [01:18:48] vahncruz: Tim arrived
- [01:18:49] allstar3339: yasssssss
- [01:18:50] driftforfun6: OH JEEZ
- [01:18:50] ametou: nice
- [01:18:51] theevafreak: nice
- [01:18:52] rebcart: 69 dollars, nice
- [01:18:52] egg1111115: semitone tim
- [01:18:53] boredcyborg: $69 timDinero
- [01:18:53] ryason55: nice
- [01:18:55] reecer6: nice
- [01:18:56] soviethulk: Now I feel extra bad
- [01:18:56] boredcyborg: nice
- [01:18:56] juggerjazz: 69 nice >;}
- [01:18:57] raynor_ex: a nice amount of money
- [01:18:57] jtbman: nice
- [01:18:58] tenumi: Nice
- [01:18:58] theaxel11: 69
- [01:19:02] arteck: 69 nice
- [01:19:03] helzarian: anakin i have the high ground
- [01:19:03] driftforfun6: Holy fuc I should play this lmao
- [01:19:03] tokyoscarab: 69 bucks? That's walkin around money
- [01:19:06] smw23: 70 CRISP BALLS
- [01:19:07] revani: nice >:]
- [01:19:19] celtrance: its still small compared to whatever they say as the big prize
- [01:19:20] tinsaafl: 70 jake pauls SeriousSloth
- [01:19:31] ninjapikmin: oh god
- [01:19:32] vahncruz: Tim kink shaming
- [01:19:35] smw23: ?????
- [01:19:37] kevin1760: TOON BLAST
- [01:19:38] driftforfun6: $70 dang
- [01:19:46] tenumi: I lost in life.
- [01:19:46] vidboi: Lol 70
- [01:19:46] tifakitteh: Furries oh noo
- [01:19:46] ninjapikmin: is this a fever dream
- [01:19:51] arteck: LEGAL BATTER
- [01:19:57] jxtom: waiting for the day when someones profile picture is goatse
- [01:19:58] inarifox: whoa trippy
- [01:19:58] tokyoscarab: a real bear!
- [01:19:58] juggerjazz: Woah that's a cool affect
- [01:19:59] driftforfun6: lowkey ima play this
- [01:20:10] smw23: tim do a whole stream like that
- [01:20:13] theaxel11: oh
- [01:20:13] reecer6: i'd play this if it was on android but
- [01:20:14] arteck: is this guy crazy
- [01:20:14] driftforfun6: gn zzz
- [01:20:16] driftforfun6: AAAAAaaaaa
- [01:20:16] smarioman: This man is too hip for me.
- [01:20:21] reecer6: they already have enough technical problems
- [01:20:29] tokyoscarab: fake trap nation?
- [01:20:30] willster132: The sequel to bears was a lot better
- [01:20:31] tokyoscarab: lol
- [01:20:32] vahncruz: The Grizzly Man used to like bears...
- [01:20:54] egg1111115: tim did you do the scroll trick yet
- [01:20:56] egg1111115: the 2 fingers
- [01:20:58] tokyoscarab: that's almost a whole subway sandwich
- [01:20:58] juggerjazz: What do extra lives do?
- [01:21:01] revani: tim this is a robbery i require $6.16
- [01:21:06] arteck: 6 bucks nice
- [01:21:11] rickeon: someone use my referral code so I can be rich too
- [01:21:21] ninjapikmin: hemorrhaging lives
- [01:21:24] thedumbesthorse: extra lives dot org
- [01:21:28] egg1111115: slide with 2 fingers from the Extra lives thing to your username
- [01:21:30] egg1111115: really fast
- [01:21:33] exiledcat: cash out for the corset
- [01:21:37] rickeon: I'm tired of being handicapped with my single life
- [01:21:38] reecer6: no tim i'll rob you i only want $6.15
- [01:21:39] egg1111115: if you have the most recent update apparently
- [01:21:40] vahncruz: @StereotoneTim Everytime you put your phone into portrait when recording you lose a life
- [01:21:48] celtrance: i think you did it!
- [01:21:50] egg1111115: yes
- [01:21:53] ametou: yes lol
- [01:22:20] celtrance: damn
- [01:22:22] revani: the man's profile picture is Irwin R Schyster
- [01:22:29] vahncruz: 25k good lord
- [01:22:35] soviethulk: Thats many money
- [01:22:40] revolutionrespawn: smol
- [01:22:42] tenumi: I'm at a smooth $0
- [01:22:55] celtrance: a cool $0.00
- [01:23:00] clyde1500: Did you pay for vysor tim and is it worth it?
- [01:23:14] jxtom: the slide trick was actual a clever hacker trick
- [01:23:20] reecer6: hey it's 69 degrees
- [01:23:22] reecer6: nice
- [01:23:29] clyde1500: Do you get ads?
- [01:23:34] driftforfun6: no
- [01:23:42] egg1111115: play their first name
- [01:23:47] celtrance: game not name
- [01:23:47] dragon1093: How'd you make the phone theme?
- [01:23:49] juggerjazz: That's a cool phone background :O
- [01:23:55] thedumbesthorse: nice
- [01:23:59] egg1111115: shut up. you like it
- [01:24:09] fusxfaranto: who do you talk to on LINE?
- [01:24:17] clyde1500: I just use that persona 5 theme. it was worth
- [01:24:20] reecer6: that describes maybe a million people
- [01:24:23] revani: 69 degrees nice >:]
- [01:24:44] juggerjazz: Nice >:]
- [01:24:55] jxtom: do those chinese phone bot farms play HQ because it seems like a profitable endeavor
- [01:25:04] revani: rip miitomo
- [01:25:08] dragon1093: It's just crazy good and I want it
- [01:25:09] ferc: Tim do you have a discord server?
- [01:25:11] celtrance: rip
- [01:25:11] boredcyborg: rip miitomo
- [01:25:39] revani: tim when will we be getting a cosplay social eating stream
- [01:25:51] driftforfun6: /
- [01:26:10] celtrance: you just gotta buy the old mii games
- [01:26:13] britishhat: Rip in peace
- [01:26:19] revani: oh
- [01:26:19] arteck: x_x
- [01:26:20] driftforfun6: rip
- [01:26:21] smarioman: Bye
- [01:26:21] juggerjazz: x_x
- [01:26:22] thedumbesthorse: deep
- [01:26:24] wolfsheba: https://discord.gg/GYZQpGD non-official timcord
- [01:26:25] celtrance: bye tim
- [01:26:25] hexxtwain: bye
- [01:26:26] eaterofgalaxies: Seeya Tim
- [01:26:26] arteck: bye tim
- [01:26:27] revolutionrespawn: x_x
- [01:26:28] sneackypie101: i wonder if anyone's made a workaround for miitomo
- [01:26:29] ryason55: seeya tim
- [01:26:33] allstar3339: k bai tim
- [01:26:34] vahncruz: nighty night Tim
- [01:26:38] boredcyborg: bye tim <3
- [01:26:40] raynor_ex: thanks for stream tim, see you next time
- [01:27:04] ferc: Thanks WolfSheba
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