"In time, I believe my memories will fade...", said the man at the bar. Ricktard slammed his chilled glass onto the table and started mumbling something that was completely and utterly incoherent. The bar was dark and grimy and the walls were made of the type of wood you'd expect fences to be made out of. Ricktard got up, picked his coat up, then threw it away on his way out of the bar. He fell to the ground and smelled the sweet ocean air mixed with the smell of dirty shoes, chewed gum, and cigarette butts. He whispered to the concrete "I love you", and got up. As he walked he could hear the concrete trying to say "I love you, too", but Ricktard knew it was not meant to be. He saw a dark corner and a voice echoed around the alley "8:30pm, sharp". Ricktard assumes, as usual, that he was meant for a meeting with someone around that alley corner and that it is indeed 8:30pm.  Ricktard turns into an alley, but is quickly met by a fist. The color of the world dissolved into the floor until it went completely black.

Ricktard woke up in a particularly cold and artificial feeling gutter. He stumbled up and slammed against iron bars. There were people outside of the iron bars throwing peanuts and beer at him. Ricktard fell to he ground with his mouth wide open. He collapsed on to the floor and sipped on one of the beers thrown at him. He began to drink, but he could not maintain homeostasis in his body with pity alcohol like this. He got up, there wasn't enough for him. He ran to the cage and started squawking like a pidgeon. Someone punched him in the face and he shot him with a beer can. Ricktard put a beer can right next to the iron bar and clicked the cap off. The beer can exploded and Ricktard jumped out and yelled "SUPRISE!!!" and ran out of the zoo. As he walked out a sudden earthquake was felt and water started rumbling towards him. A wave submerged Ricktard and he immediately fainted. His heart turned to a suspended state and he went into a deep hibernation because of full body contact with water.

He woke up sputtering on a familiar liquid. He had a huge headache and his skin turned a very ugly and normal color. He drank the sweet, familiar  liquid that he was nearly drowning in and began to revive himself. He rolled on the floor to the left then rolled back to where he was originally. It smelled of feces, regret, and accomplishment; a familiar set of smells. Ricktard opened his eyes to find he was once again awake in a gutter. Though, this was no normal gutter. He was in a completely white room except for the floor, which was covered with gum, ciggeretes, and the smell of traveling feet with the various debris that came with those feet. He got up and was immediately met by a bullet, there was no effect. Ricktard picked up the shell and ate it. He walked forward towards an off white looking color in the room and continued to walk straight through the wall. He found a technician and a man in a tightly kept suit. Ricktard proceeded to break through the next wall and he found he was outside in a forest. Ricktard screamed into the wild and a deer ran to him and picked him up. The deer had saddles on it that held sweet, sweet moonshine. He rode off through the forest while drinking all of the moonshine.