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  1. 07:29 PM [Zanul]: I enjoy soda.
  2. 07:29 PM [Panty]: Oh shit that's hot
  3. 07:30 PM [Panty]: I'm hungry
  4. 07:30 PM [Panty]: I should eat something
  5. 07:31 PM [Zanul]: aw fuck i want food
  6. 07:31 PM [Zanul]: like uh
  7. 07:31 PM [Panty]: I do too
  8. 07:31 PM [Zanul]: like subway
  9. 07:31 PM [Panty]: But m on a dietttttt
  10. 07:31 PM [Zanul]: or fuckin mcdonalds
  11. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: or.. like..
  12. 07:32 PM [Panty]: Zanulllllll
  13. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: a salad.
  14. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: yes. a salad.
  15. 07:32 PM [Panty]: if you go to McDonalds bring me back a MLP doll
  16. 07:32 PM [Panty]: I want Rainbow Dash
  17. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: /monotone Because they are so delicious.
  18. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: and wtf no
  19. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: <-- not a kid
  20. 07:32 PM [Panty]: jerk
  21. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: <-- no kids meals
  22. 07:32 PM [Panty]: WELL I WANT ONE
  23. 07:32 PM [Zanul]: I get like
  24. 07:33 PM [Zanul]: I get like
  25. 07:33 PM [Panty]: MLP DOLL
  26. 07:33 PM [Zanul]: the 50pc nugget
  27. 07:33 PM [Zanul]: and a bag full of sauce
  28. 07:33 PM [Panty]: Zanullllllllll
  29. 07:33 PM [Zanul]: and like
  30. 07:33 PM [Panty]: Zaaaaaanulllllll
  31. 07:33 PM [Zanul]: two large fries
  32. 07:33 PM [Zanul]: supersized even
  33. 07:33 PM [Panty]: ZANULLLLLL
  34. 07:33 PM [Zanul]: OH AND A DIET COKE CAUSE I GOTS TO WATCH MY FIGURR
  35. 07:33 PM [Panty]: zanul listen listen
  36. 07:34 PM [Zanul]: what
  37. 07:34 PM [Panty]: LISTEN
  38. 07:34 PM [Zanul]: WHAT
  39. 07:34 PM [Panty]: Zanul Im getting faaaaaaaaat
  40. 07:34 PM [Zanul]: whatever that's a lie
  41. 07:34 PM [Panty]: I checked my weight today and I'm 124 instead of 123 lbs
  42. 07:34 PM [Zanul]: OH NO
  43. 07:34 PM [Panty]: and i'm only 5'9"
  44. 07:34 PM [Panty]: I feel so fat
  45. 07:34 PM [Zanul]: that doesn't tell me anything
  46. 07:34 PM [Zanul]: but that DOESNT SOUND FAT TO ME >:O
  47. 07:34 PM [Panty]: it's not lol
  48. 07:35 PM [Zanul]: <--- FAT.
  49. 07:35 PM [Panty]: aw
  50. 07:35 PM [Panty]: <-- not fat
  51. 07:35 PM [Zanul]: ^ NOT FAT.
  52. 07:35 PM [Panty]: <-- hot
  53. 07:35 PM [Zanul]: <-- hot on the inside
  54. 07:35 PM [Panty]: <--- gots dem child-bearing hips and hourglass cuuuuuuurve
  55. 07:35 PM [Zanul]: <-- does too.
  56. 07:35 PM [Zanul]: :(
  57. 07:35 PM [Panty]: lolol
  58. 07:35 PM [Zanul]: I'm like
  59. 07:35 PM [Panty]: zanul moobs
  60. 07:35 PM [Zanul]: sexy
  61. 07:36 PM [Zanul]: but only from the neck up
  62. 07:36 PM [Panty]: I'm like
  63. 07:36 PM [Zanul]: i think i got given the wrong body
  64. 07:36 PM [Panty]: sexy
  65. 07:36 PM [Panty]: but only from EVERYWHAR
  66. 07:36 PM [Zanul]: i weigh like
  67. 07:36 PM [Zanul]: like
  68. 07:36 PM [Zanul]: i dunno 480lbs or something
  69. 07:36 PM [Panty]: 300
  70. 07:36 PM [Panty]: daaaaaang
  71. 07:36 PM [Zanul]: it's not that much
  72. 07:36 PM [Zanul]: but like sometimes
  73. 07:37 PM [Panty]: go eat a salad
  74. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: i'll be sitting on the couch
  75. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and i'll try to get up
  76. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and like the couch
  77. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: moves with me
  78. 07:37 PM [Panty]: lol
  79. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: like it's stuck to me or something
  80. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: it's so weird
  81. 07:37 PM [Panty]: everyone who plays WoW is big
  82. 07:37 PM [Panty]: I should be
  83. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and like
  84. 07:37 PM [Panty]: but my metabolism is outta wack
  85. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: i went to the doctor
  86. 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and i told him "doc, every time i stand up, my knees pop and it hurts"
  87. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: and he was like
  88. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: "that's not your knees popping, that's your legs breaking very slowly"
  89. 07:38 PM [Panty]: ow
  90. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: yeah
  91. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: so like
  92. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: i figure the best way to stop that from happening
  93. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: is to just not walk anymore
  94. 07:38 PM [Panty]: oh zanul
  95. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: im gonna get me like
  96. 07:38 PM [Zanul]: whatsitcalled
  97. 07:39 PM [Zanul]: a rascal
  98. 07:39 PM [Panty]: well I am going to go eat a banana
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