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- 07:29 PM [Zanul]: I enjoy soda.
- 07:29 PM [Panty]: Oh shit that's hot
- 07:30 PM [Panty]: I'm hungry
- 07:30 PM [Panty]: I should eat something
- 07:31 PM [Zanul]: aw fuck i want food
- 07:31 PM [Zanul]: like uh
- 07:31 PM [Panty]: I do too
- 07:31 PM [Zanul]: like subway
- 07:31 PM [Panty]: But m on a dietttttt
- 07:31 PM [Zanul]: or fuckin mcdonalds
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: or.. like..
- 07:32 PM [Panty]: Zanulllllll
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: a salad.
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: yes. a salad.
- 07:32 PM [Panty]: if you go to McDonalds bring me back a MLP doll
- 07:32 PM [Panty]: I want Rainbow Dash
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: /monotone Because they are so delicious.
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: and wtf no
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: <-- not a kid
- 07:32 PM [Panty]: jerk
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: <-- no kids meals
- 07:32 PM [Panty]: WELL I WANT ONE
- 07:32 PM [Zanul]: I get like
- 07:33 PM [Zanul]: I get like
- 07:33 PM [Panty]: MLP DOLL
- 07:33 PM [Zanul]: the 50pc nugget
- 07:33 PM [Zanul]: and a bag full of sauce
- 07:33 PM [Panty]: Zanullllllllll
- 07:33 PM [Zanul]: and like
- 07:33 PM [Panty]: Zaaaaaanulllllll
- 07:33 PM [Zanul]: two large fries
- 07:33 PM [Zanul]: supersized even
- 07:33 PM [Panty]: ZANULLLLLL
- 07:33 PM [Zanul]: OH AND A DIET COKE CAUSE I GOTS TO WATCH MY FIGURR
- 07:33 PM [Panty]: zanul listen listen
- 07:34 PM [Zanul]: what
- 07:34 PM [Panty]: LISTEN
- 07:34 PM [Zanul]: WHAT
- 07:34 PM [Panty]: Zanul Im getting faaaaaaaaat
- 07:34 PM [Zanul]: whatever that's a lie
- 07:34 PM [Panty]: I checked my weight today and I'm 124 instead of 123 lbs
- 07:34 PM [Zanul]: OH NO
- 07:34 PM [Panty]: and i'm only 5'9"
- 07:34 PM [Panty]: I feel so fat
- 07:34 PM [Zanul]: that doesn't tell me anything
- 07:34 PM [Zanul]: but that DOESNT SOUND FAT TO ME >:O
- 07:34 PM [Panty]: it's not lol
- 07:35 PM [Zanul]: <--- FAT.
- 07:35 PM [Panty]: aw
- 07:35 PM [Panty]: <-- not fat
- 07:35 PM [Zanul]: ^ NOT FAT.
- 07:35 PM [Panty]: <-- hot
- 07:35 PM [Zanul]: <-- hot on the inside
- 07:35 PM [Panty]: <--- gots dem child-bearing hips and hourglass cuuuuuuurve
- 07:35 PM [Zanul]: <-- does too.
- 07:35 PM [Zanul]: :(
- 07:35 PM [Panty]: lolol
- 07:35 PM [Zanul]: I'm like
- 07:35 PM [Panty]: zanul moobs
- 07:35 PM [Zanul]: sexy
- 07:36 PM [Zanul]: but only from the neck up
- 07:36 PM [Panty]: I'm like
- 07:36 PM [Zanul]: i think i got given the wrong body
- 07:36 PM [Panty]: sexy
- 07:36 PM [Panty]: but only from EVERYWHAR
- 07:36 PM [Zanul]: i weigh like
- 07:36 PM [Zanul]: like
- 07:36 PM [Zanul]: i dunno 480lbs or something
- 07:36 PM [Panty]: 300
- 07:36 PM [Panty]: daaaaaang
- 07:36 PM [Zanul]: it's not that much
- 07:36 PM [Zanul]: but like sometimes
- 07:37 PM [Panty]: go eat a salad
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: i'll be sitting on the couch
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and i'll try to get up
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and like the couch
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: moves with me
- 07:37 PM [Panty]: lol
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: like it's stuck to me or something
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: it's so weird
- 07:37 PM [Panty]: everyone who plays WoW is big
- 07:37 PM [Panty]: I should be
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and like
- 07:37 PM [Panty]: but my metabolism is outta wack
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: i went to the doctor
- 07:37 PM [Zanul]: and i told him "doc, every time i stand up, my knees pop and it hurts"
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: and he was like
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: "that's not your knees popping, that's your legs breaking very slowly"
- 07:38 PM [Panty]: ow
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: yeah
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: so like
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: i figure the best way to stop that from happening
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: is to just not walk anymore
- 07:38 PM [Panty]: oh zanul
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: im gonna get me like
- 07:38 PM [Zanul]: whatsitcalled
- 07:39 PM [Zanul]: a rascal
- 07:39 PM [Panty]: well I am going to go eat a banana
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