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  1. We're out for revengence.
  2. Dragged through the worst mud, muck, and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has.
  3. Mary lee Walshing Witch Bitches
  4. "FIRED FROM LIFE!!!"
  5. Please, fellas, be sure to wear a bra!
  6. A whole block of cheese.
  7. Wow! We've got four likes already!
  8. "SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL."
  9. Home of the Xbox International Fanclub
  10. "John? I'll be ready, John."
  11. "ENJOY THE SPAGHETTI"
  12. "He's fat! I'm thin!"
  13. "Frustration is blind"
  14. A bunch of damn smokers.
  15. Discuss.
  16. "Those who attempt to troll or mock will be banned"
  17. "oppressive and mean; employing the same censorship tactics as North Korea to continue in their efforts to kick autistics."
  18. "Here's uh, the first person shooter. It's got graphics in source code. God said they're dancing. Anyways, so uh, there's a potted plant."
  19. "you guys that most people would consider you're a set of neckbeard douche-bros, right?"
  20. "Where a post about Mighty Wings spawns an 11 page topic about fast food, what Mighty Wings taste like, and Chris' definition of spicy."
  21. Sitting in detention.
  22. "That's one way to make friends in highschool: Negotiation!"
  23. <img src="http://kiwifar.ms/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/phpbb/icon_neckbeard.gif" alt=":neckbeard:" />
  24. "above and beyond normal punishment"
  25. *o*
  26. >_<
  27. "Um, who borrowed a pair of my panties withoot asking, crapped in them and returned them? I might still wear them if it was someone cool."
  28. "Condensating bitches."
  29. "Christian is a cool guy and a great friend, and he needs your support and guidance. Don't abandon him."
  30. "Disclaimer - not a wizard, I just prefer their company."
  31. "brouhaha"
  32. "What if Chris bought a pint of milk?"
  33. "What if Chris had two pairs of pants?"
  34. "At my local comic book store there's a sign on it reminding its visitors to take showers."
  35. "Do the math."
  36. "This is why I stick to 2D."<br />"But for real though.."
  37. We'll be in your dreams.
  38. Yahtzee!
  39. If you stop by, there's a bucket of pizza rolls in the corner of the room next to the mop.
  40. "What's wrong with being subhuman?"
  41. "HEH! YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN. YOU CAN SNAG MY MEDAL. BUT YOU CAN NEVER TAKE OR DESTROY MY HEART, MY SOULD, OR MY POWERS!"
  42. "It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day."
  43. "In the end, one way or another, the A-Logs <span style="text-decoration: underline">are</span> going to win."
  44. "Hey Null! STOP BEING A DICK!"
  45. Whoop-De-Doo for us!
  46. "He's broken the laws of physics by how pathetic he is."
  47. "The stupid bitch can't even set the house on fire. She cant even do that right."
  48. "If I caught this house on fire I'd probably raise the property values."
  49. "I think I just killed Chris Chandler, gamers, I'm sorry!"
  50. <span style="font-size:150%;font-weight:bold;">&#945; &gt; &#946; &gt; &#969;</span>
  51. <span style="color:#789922">&gt;tfw no gf</span>
  52. <span style="color:#789922">&gt;tfw no bf</span>
  53. Headquarters of the Feminist Globalist Marxists.
  54. "They gave me a dose for schizophrenia, but I'm not schizo."
  55. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEEEEEEEEE"
  56. Biggest name on the b-list since Tommy Wiseau.
  57. Did anyone see us bring in a laptop to work?
  58. "Dear leader's justice is so swift."
  59. "all feminist sleeper agents"
  60. "Excuse me, Marine coming through!"
  61. "It says USMC on it so you know it's high-quality material.<br />Aww, what? Both of these have springs!?"
  62. "This isn't autism, this is a way of life."
  63. "I have a real fleshlight I got free off Craigslist"
  64. "A NERD FROM K WITH A REALLY HIGH PITCH VOICE AND A LISP CALLED ME AND TRIED TO BE FUNNY AND HE SAID "IMPLYING" OUT LOUD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
  65. "You have to be borderline retarded to post on the CWCki forums"
  66. "Again, your "kind" is forbidden from monitoring me in any way, on any venue."
  67. "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to put a stop to CYBERBULLYING, and there are cyberbullies on here. It is your duty to have them banned."
  68. "Im sure you would be comfortable with Sodomy if you gave it a try"
  69. "M'lady."
  70. Sponsored by Kraken Rum.
  71. Looking to buy all of Bob's clothes.
  72. Original Forum (DO NOT STEAL)
  73. "Yeah I truecrypt all my Chris content and only go to the CWCki via tor"
  74. "how can i take a cwiki forum down?"
  75. "There was no dubstep when I was growing up, and we didn't see these gay people all over the place."
  76. "ban all dads RIGHT NOW !!!!"
  77. "If you keep this up im not buying you markers"
  78. "THE LORD WILL RESCUE ME FROM SEXUAL PANIC #FUELTHEFIGHT"
  79. "lost my virginity at 22 to a tranny like a normal person"
  80. "I don't want to become an illiterate piece of shit that fucks sped girls!!!"
  81. "School shooters are cool"
  82. "I like this game because you can be like a politician and a school shooter at the same time!"
  83. "Sign the petition or die"
  84. "You can sign my petition or die, your choice"
  85. "I am God"
  86. "I will kill everything you live for, motherfucker"
  87. "I'm not a creep, you cunt! I'll fucking kill you!"
  88. "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
  89. "Wow don't shoot me you bitch, I'm Commander Stryker, I'm a fucking God!"
  90. "WORLD-WIDE OPEN SECRET, SOLELY MR. DEC HAROLDS THE ONLY TRUE GOD IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!"
  91. "WORLD-WIDE DEADLY COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD"
  92. <tt>cans.wav</tt>
  93. "What the hell is a <em>LAWL</em> cow?"
  94. "Here I was just minding my own business enjoying my 2nd amendment rights, and you fuckers had to flip out on me."
  95. "You all can kiss my Vagina of my soul!"
  96. "Before I left I was working on a story about a fluffy pony who assassinates Kim Jong-Un."
  97. "Home of the award winning cotton pudding.<br /><br />And such"
  98. "Banned from chat."
  99. "Read your bible, get your chicken, calm down."
  100. "Sayonora, assholes."
  101. "I'm the kind of guy who walks around my college campus, discussing grisly crime scene details into an RCA handheld voice recorder."
  102. "Should a portion break, put it back together with KrazyGlue."
  103. "Is this what you fuckers do? Mock others for eccentricities?"
  104. "Online comment threads are like an abusive relationship. You keep going back hoping they'll change, but you just end up getting hurt again."
  105. "There are sticky, lint like objects in the area of my groin, and near the perineum. They smell like death. In fact, that is what my groin smells like, even after applying Gold Bond and Lotrimin and taking a long bath."
  106. "Light tell gaia to please help stop the spread of ebola in Africa"
  107. Good luck, Ebola-chan!
  108. "I don't know all the lyrics,<br>So I'll just sing from the bottom of my heart,<br>And the depths of my soul."
  109. "YOU CANT FUCKING BLEND A FUCKING SKELETON YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT THE MEDIA'S HATRED OF SKELETONS. I'M NEVER USING A FUCKING BLENDER AGAIN."
  110. "you and ur comp[any wer fuckin round an yu went and then you blend a skelton? yu messed with the wrong marin traine teen i wnt compensacin u fuks"
  111. "ever-thinning hairline that is receding"
  112. "Normally we would use lemons but this time we will use a stick"
  113. "Oh, & it's "...thing you're going...", & "fictional novel" isn't redundant, or "historical fiction" [such as "period piece(s)"] wouldn't exist."
  114. "listen, null. trolling and calling someone a wrong pronoun are different things."
  115. "trolling doesn't really hurt lolcows. they get angry but they pick up the pieces from their anger. the wrong pronouns are basically telling trans that their identity is not valid."
  116. "not using the proper pronouns should be illegal, actually. maybe you'd give a shit if it was."
  117. "I'm pretty positive that I'm asexual or at least sex-repulsed, and have been with my lovely boyfriend for going on 5 years now. He's supportive of my sexuality."
  118. "Has anyone tried calling the jail yet?"
  119. "You're not supposed to get a boner about 9/11!"
  120. "&amp;/or"
  121. "Also, there is no 'elephant in the room', because elephants are said to never forget."
  122. "I am not "fluent" in autism (which I don't believe even <strong>has</strong> its own language)"
  123. "GUNS AND ANIME ARE OUR ONLY DEFENSE AGAINST THE LIES!"
  124. "Satan is skyping my wolf soul. Help. Call 911."
  125. "CORPSE THTERES A CORPSE ON MY DASH"
  126. "Elliot Rodger was right about many of these things but unfortunately never managed to understand the problem the way I did – had he been given a chance to do so he might still be alive.
  127. "<em>Serial killer vibe</em> is just American bs."
  128. "Elliot Rodger was right."
  129. "There's a snake in his boot. And by "a snake" I mean "shit". And by "boot" I mean "post"."
  130. "I have begged my mother and my therapist to sleep with me out of desperation."
  131. "<strong>DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY!</strong>"
  132. "A HIGHLY armored and/or dangerous vehicle of HATE!!"
  133. "I admit, I never had sex but sex is anything but abusive. The SJW's are just misconceptualize it as "rape" and "abuse.""
  134. "I may be numb over these SJW's, but there are times that I really feel sorry for being born as a male b/c of them."
  135. "I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
  136. "Fucking faggot made me and my girlfriend break up"
  137. Trollish and Suspicious
  138. "I once spell-checked my friend's scat fanfiction."
  139. Powered by Kiwillium™
  140. "Oh, My Gosh! What the hell has been screwing your mind up? Weed? Basement Loneliness? WTFH is Wrong with You?!"
  141. "Sonic's world would be real, I would be living on Mobius, which is Sonic's planet, I would be about 12 again, no-one would ever age, I would be friends with Sonic, Tails and the others."
  142. "YOU PUT ME ON A SINKING SHIP."
  143. "this place is fucking weird"
  144. "if nigge.rs was available we'd totally be nigge.rs tomorrow and nobody would have any say in it"
  145. "I'm a warrior, Mom."<br />"YOU'RE A DROPOUT!"
  146. "DO NOT ENGAGE IN COMBAT WITH THE RACE WAR VAN"
  147. "Strem comin tonigt gys get rdy four an showdon #wutang #fuckdenver #livonlevidacool #gaysrfuckedup #fuckyou #mydadisafuckingbitchfaggot"
  148. "They themselves know of their many crimes.  Don't hold back on these people they are monsters."
  149. "Coming on this forum may have been a mistake."
  150. "Let me be clear: the site is a wretched hive of scum and villainy, if you excuse the Star Wars reference."
  151. "I’m convinced a lot of the members are bona fide psychopaths looking for easy prey. If you want my advice, stay the hell away."
  152. "YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LACK OF RECALL AND CORRECTIONS!!!"
  153. "Hand given"
  154. "So what you're saying is this: you participated on a board that had the purpose of making fun of people for their eccentricities, and now you're upset because the people on the board made fun of your eccentricities."
  155. "December 20, 2014: Jace gets trolled by a big troll who sent him $600 USD as a donation."
  156. "It shouldn't surprise anyone that those forums are full of trolls and a recent study shows that those that engage in trolling and cyberbullying share traits of the Dark Triad."
  157. "I DON'T WANNA BE A 3D SEX DICK ON THE WHITE HOUSE"
  158. "@Null, just nuke me you gutless motherfucker!"
  159. "I asked my mother to have sex with me during that horrible year of 2011 out of pure desperation, twice, and once in 2012...Which she should have done. The fact that she didn't shows just how much she cares about me and my frustration. In any normal country she'd be killed for that alone. "
  160. "I'm running out of vaginas."
  161. "im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking dogs."
  162. "So THAT is how you get into a relationship with a lesbian!! You became one!!"
  163. "#BetaAsFuck #PeterCoffinWasRight"
  164. "<strong>I am off my meds and I am online!</strong>"
  165. "I will destroy anyone verbally with a beyblade battle of the soul"
  166. "There was no reason in Hell for you to post on Kiwifarms. Nothing good could come of it."
  167. "This is fucked up. It's a tranny, she's flying a helicopter! IT'S A TRANNYCOPTER!"
  168. "Its amazing you all laugh at furries and accept gays. Both are deviations from the norm. Apparently tolerance is arbitrary."
  169. "I googled it and found hentai."
  170. "Cyberbullying and harassment. bullies and makes fun of people with mental illness "
  171. "It is a hate site to attack specific people"
  172. "Possible ratings manipulation. Harassment website"
  173. "Children as young as 11 are having sex"
  174. "It's been said multiple times I'm only allowed on this site because I provide you the lulz that you so desperately crave."
  175. "I wonder out loud: 'Am I really a gay homosexualautistic feminist? Or is it simply a mirror-thin foussad of self, which I wrap amongst my eyes cover my worldly shame?' And then I whisper to the hand mirror: 'Yes'."
  176. "making fun of people on the internet and calling them "Lolcows". It sort of screams feminist and progressive to me."
  177. "BELOW WE CAN SEE THE AVERAGE USER OF KIWIFARMS THINKING HE IS COOL AND EDGY FOR INSULTING SOMEONE THROUGH THE INTERNET"
  178. "I love Mylar Balloons! I hate sharp objects! it hurts my feeling when people pops sexy mylar balloons and they should go in jail for it... I don't care if you all think it sounds freaky but mylar balloons are too sexy to be destoryed"
  179. "The only "funny" feeling I ever noticed before that was when I was 9 and I was getting a ride home from school. I had bad gas and every time I farted it tickled my balls and it felt kind of funny. I have no idea why I remember that. I have never been able to sit that way again."
  180. "Here's something different and good."
  181. "GIVE ME THE ASSPATS I DESIRE OR ELSE YOU'LL FACE MY FUNGAL IRE"
  182. "I won't respond to questions about KiwiFarms. KF is a terrorist website."
  183. "i don't generally think of horses as being sexual-looking, but that could be just me"
  184. "srry cant hear you over the sound of my cool gender"
  185. "Stop realising personal info on kiwifar and tell your friends to back off,I will no hesitate to involve the police!"
  186. "igor, never go to kiwifar.ms it's worse than 4chan"
  187. "I have a picture of a bee vagina, if anyone's interested."
  188. #actually autistic
  189. "SCREW YOU ALL I WANTED WAS TO TRY TO MAKE EQUAL PEACE AND YOURE ALL BEING MUDSLINGERS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO SOMEONE TRYING TO HELP YOU"
  190. "That's fine, dad. I'm on tumblr. I know how to handle things."
  191.  "I just received a letter from Children and Youth saying the investigation is over. Nothing happened! Yay!"
  192. "I've been dead inside for months."
  193. "I'm barking because I'm triggered and my brain isn't processing language ;_;"
  194. "Kiwi farms folks are nothing more than techie scum basement dwelling CisManBroPigs who feast on Mountain Dew, Doritos, and human misery."
  195. "Enjoy my cookies, sugah!"
  196. "You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators."
  197. "Edit: Please stop giving this post autistic ratings"
  198. "ARE YOU GUVKING HAPPY!?!?!?!"
  199. "It's not really constant, 99% of the time I just am normal and interact with people and don't feel like raping them or anything."
  200. "KingofManga really needs to stop rating my shit as "autistic" or in a few cases "dumb" #angry"
  201. "Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman"
  202. "I made a thread about Blood on the Dance Floor once. It was locked in less than four hours."
  203. "the genuine human suffering in sluthate's userbase makes me so excited it's almost fetishistic."
  204. "but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat."
  205. "Go to hell. I'm going to tell my therapist about this."
  206. "loaded with RAPE JOKES"
  207. "I AM A MOM AND MY CHILD SAW THE WORD DICK I AM CALLING 911 ON ALL OF YOU"
  208. "During this period, our moderation team was not able to access and appropriately manage the Neopets community and inappropriate comments that were being made."
  209. "Hi, I'm Wildchild!"
  210.  "The reference is to Christine, not to Hitler."
  211. [12:50] <gogono> I never planned to go to Spain anyway, JB porn is illegal there.
  212. "She's the only car I've gotten intimate with."
  213. "I am not beta. I am the alpha male who dares to be himself."
  214. "the aspergers ridden delusions of a bald pedophile who cant even fathom how to get his dick wet after 25 years"
  215. "I am well aware it's wrong to bite kids, which is why I have truthfully not done it in decades, since my own childhood (if even then)."
  216. "This forum is packed to the brim with dipshits and attention whores."
  217. "I asked my mom to lend me the money but she refused after hearing that i intended to purchase a gun."
  218. "Third, I'm an atheist and I like anime."
  219. "I'm partially severely retarded. I'm also partially very superior though. When you average everything out I'm at the high end of average."
  220. "IM JILLING MYSELF AND IN GONNA FUCKING TAKE YOU DOWN WITH ME"
  221. "I am not a million dollar extra"
  222. "most of the things on this forum are gay"
  223. "Kiwifar.ms is autists with a superiority complex vs. autists without one"
  224. "I love it when babbies grunt when they poop it's so cute idk why"
  225. "Kiwi farms is like if you mixed tumblr, 4chan and reddit together, using only their worst parts"
  226. "kiwifarms is like that mixed-breed dog that only got the shitty parts of each of the different breeds and its probably only gonna live to like 2 before it turns into dog jello"
  227. "Seriously tired of people thinking my trans identity is a symptom of my autism"
  228. "together we can put an end to Null's tirany and prevent him from taking control of 8chan the last bastion of freedom of speech"    
  229. "So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message."
  230. "I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth."
  231. "Autigender- A gender which can only be understood in the context of being autistic."
  232. " being called shit is not 'mentioned positively.'"
  233. Dynastia was last seen: Viewing thread Which LOLCow would make the best sex slave?, A moment ago
  234. "I'm thinking about getting into cutting"
  235. "I want to set the record straight. I do not have a scat fetish. I have a birthing/egg laying fetish."
  236. "I'm pretty sure that the average Wizardchan poster is more intelligent and more self aware than the average Kiwifarms poster."
  237. "I like taking a whole large pizza folding it in half and calling it a pizza taco. Technically it's a calzone but i'll call it whatever I want."
  238. "Friday is porn day in fact every day is porn day, but friday is special...just like you are baby..You're not actually special. Please go away, you're making me feel awkward."
  239. "A Bake Sale has long been recognized as a legitimate form of protest protected by the constitution. Molesting a child isn't a form of protest it is a crime which leaves a trail of broken lives and victims."
  240. "oh god im not good at computer how did this get here"
  241. "Why does the trap have boobs?"
  242. "I had 23 packets of hair, but I already gave one away, and two more people have asked for one"
  243. "I actually have no idea what the icons mean and am just pushing buttons."
  244. "No matter how swell her attitude and art may be, this is still a person who posts animal dongs she uses to pleasure herself online. And links to said dongs as often as possible. And also calls them her 'family'"
  245. "The real reason nice meme stopped working is because, depending on your browser, glitches could sometimes happen. It happened to me, and that's why I dont advocate its return."
  246. "I am revealing my powerlevel here but I have Asperger's Syndrome and still live with my parents. This is VITAL info. IF the police come to my house, I will be made homeless as I have already had the police at my door for petty incidents in the past."
  247. "Bloody hell, It's like you're a mentally deficient Christian kid but your not talking about god and shit."
  248. "Wrong. autism=83=A1+U21+T20+I9+S19+M13 What, are you autistic?"
  249. "If you say I'm a nigger, I'm a nigger. It's a goddamn word. I don't care. Nigger nigger nigger nigger."
  250. "I told her I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying"
  251. "They have a thing called "lolcow of the week" where they choose a person and then just bully the shit out of them."
  252. "also it isn't specifically an autism hate forum as I'm pretty sure some of Chris Chans trolls had Aspergers."
  253. "I wish I had a Death Note. I'd fucking kill them all."
  254. >tfw your mother bribes you to take the black construction paper off your windows
  255. "You phaggot KEYBOARD WARRIORS are just too scared to face us in LIVE DEBATES!"
  256. "Hey everyone, so today I'm doing my video on 10 reasons why women should have sex with dogs"
  257. "a lot of furry porn is going to depict characters with candy canes shoved up their ass! This is not actually a good idea! Please take care of yourself this holiday season and DON'T actually stick candy canes in any orifice but your mouth uwu"
  258. "I did coke very rarely when I was young. I only say so because now kiwi farms say I was a coke"
  259. "I gotta say diaper/scat/anything involving poopies because poop is the least sexy thing on the planet next to like, genocide."
  260. "Merp slerp me wop filkin gee duop he cho"
  261. "Half of us (Joe) is an above-average all-american college-age kid. The other half(Shadow) is a powerful demon given form and power by Joe's hatred."
  262. "Well, I get patted on my head sometimes for two reasons: 1) I am seen as a baby 2) My Black hair is exotic."
  263. "Accidentally pee my own underwear, and then whenever I enter into some kind of my classrooms I get smelled of piss, a urine, everyone just making a complaint, "Hey mister, you got a smell of your own piss in your own underwear."'
  264. "Also, for the record, I am not chubby. I am your nightmare."
  265. Null was last seen: Viewing thread If you had to commit suicide, what would be a painless and relatively easy way to do it?, 1 minute ago
  266. "I want Cena to slit Fluttershy's throat."
  267. "Your thread Top Ten Reasons Philosophy Zombie is a stupid fat dumb asian retarded slut who should die was moved to a different forum. Reason: nigga nigga what smack yo bitches.booty when u bustin a nut"
  268. 12:47 dexter dexter: i will now be reporting kiwi farms to the federal police for contemplating on getting isis to host them
  269. "It's a JOKE. Did you guys HONESTLY believe I was from a moon of Neptune with no atmosphere?"
  270. "kiwifarms is actually fairly similar to world of warcraft forums"
  271. "transmen, you are like creamy chicken broccoli pasta. mixed race people, you are a lamp. white men i wanna marry your buffalo chicken cream farts"
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