Vampire visits you again

Alright, time to see if my mind control actually worked. I haven't ever tried to do lifestyle changes before, it might not have stuck. *sigh* Might have to go hungry again tonight.

*sliding door open*

Okay, good start. The balcony is open. Now, let's hope that they're-- *sigh* Buddy, I thought I told you to sleep earlier.

You've been-- What do you mean 'you've been waiting for me'? There's no way you should-- Ah, shit I didn't wipe your memory of me did I? I must've forgotten in my haste to get back home. But--wait-- why have you been waiting for me? You--you don't have a UV light now, do you?

That's... thank god that's not what you meant. But... what *does* that mean? Why have you been "waiting" for me?

Something to ask of me? Uhm... I'm not exactly *friends* with you, you know. I don't really want to give you any favors. I'm just here because your blood is convienient. What could you possibly think you can get from me?

Ugh, fine. What is it?

You want me to... [shocked confusion] what?! [stuttering] You--you-- you want me to turn you? The hell is wrong with you?

Uh, no you *haven't* thought it through, not well enough anyway. You *clearly* haven't considered *any* of the consequences of it. You think that this is some comfy cozy life? That I haven't had to completely change how I live just to deal with it? How much I've had to sacrifice just to survive?

You think it's... *sigh* Trust me, dude, it's about as shitty of a life as you can imagine it to be. It isn't "cool".

That doesn't matter to you... is the only reason why you want to become a vampire because you think it's "cool"? Cause, if so, you are probably the *dumbest* person I have ever encountered. [under breath] No wonder your blood was so toxic.

Not the real reason... Okay then, buddy, what *is* the real reason? What unholy idea do you have in your head as to why it's a good thing to become a vampire?

Join me in-- the afterlife? What. the. hell?

You... did you just say you want to date me? Buddy, the only thing that we have done together is me drink your blood, and it wasn't even that good. To be honest, I don't even think a week of eating healthy is enough to make your blood appetizing, but I've been running out of options.

How have I shown that I "care about you"?

Look, I only got you *food* because *I* was hungry. Do you think I go out of my way to take care of people just because [mockingly] I'm a warm and loving soul? I am *dead* inside. Very literally. I give no shits about anyone but me.

You... you are not the first victim I've had, neither the last. You. do. not. matter.

*sigh* [under breath] Shit. Why didn't I erase their memory... Why didn't I?! Couldn't get all the details together, could you [choose name]. Now you have to deal with the consequences. ... Or do I?

[begrudgingly affectionate; there's a fair bit of this, so whenever you're talking in a 'sweet' voice it's forced] Hey... Sweetie... Can you do me a big favor?

Yes, I've given in. I'll give you a date. But, you have to do something for me first.

Y-you'll do anything... [retches a little] Okay! Let's sit down on your couch.

[still begrudgingly] So... honey... just look me in the eyes.

[hypnotically] You do not remember me. You do not know who I am. Uhhh... I am gone from your memory. This is the end of me.

Okay! Good, that should be enough. Now to wait for their eyes to open again, they'll shit themselves in fear, and I can get back to how things were.

Hi there!

D-darling? Are--*sigh* [under breath] are you serious... It didn't work...

Oh, uh, yes! Darling, I'm--happy to see you too.

[quickly] Yes, yes I know. You want me to turn you. Listen, hun, I really appreciate how *much* you love me and how badly you want to spend your afterlife with me, but... I just... [speaking from the heart] I don't know if that's going to be a good idea for you. I mean, it's honestly not fun being a vampire. I have had to... change everything. I had to quit the career I loved because I couldn't find any place that had night hours; I've had to get used to breaking and entering. The emotional toll it's taken on me has been... Unweildy. I don't want that for you.

You... understand? So you don't want me to turn you?

Thank GOD! I mean-- that's a very responsible decision. I know how much that hurts coming from me.

Yes, yes, I'll still... [retches] drink your blood.

*neck biting sounds*

Hm. That wasn't half bad. You must've actually listened to me about your diet.

Well, hun, I'm going to go now. I have to get back to my place before daylight.

Stay... the morning? Uhhh... sweetie... that's... awfully *kind* of you but...

You... insist... *sigh* [under breath] Dammit. Okay! I'll stay with you until next evening.

Yes, yes, we can... cuddle...