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RedDuke: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
RedDuke: Humpy Dumpty had a great cum
RedDuke: All of the king's horses and all of the king's hoes
RedDuke: gathered around Humpty Dumpty
RedDuke: and swalled his semen
RedDuke: approximately a few years later
RedDuke: humpy dumpy, though a tumor
RedDuke: gives birth to an autistic child
RedDuke: he names this child Jesus Christ
RedDuke: and then begins to suck his dick
RedDuke: little jesus grows up craving
RedDuke: egg yolk and semen
RedDuke: little jesus didn't really like jews
RedDuke: so he used to go to their shops
RedDuke: and steal their jewfros
RedDuke: little jesus would eventually learn
RedDuke: that this was all a grave mistake
RedDuke: after years of prostitution
RedDuke: little jesus was now
RedDuke: big gay jesus the cumslayer
RedDuke: the jews gathered around him and pinned him down to a cross
RedDuke: they all took turns chopping his dick and feeding it to humpty dumpty
RedDuke: humpty dumpty then gave birth again
RedDuke: this time it was a girl
RedDuke: he named this girl Jesus Christ
RedDuke: after the first jesus christ died of anal discharge
RedDuke: humpty dumpty gathered his body parts
RedDuke: and put it in a blender
RedDuke: he then fed this to little jesus christ the female baby
RedDuke: the lesson from all of this is
RedDuke: that jesus was actually a girl
RedDuke: and in his past life a homosexual anal slave
RedDuke: multiple reincarnations later
RedDuke: jesus would find himself having a son
RedDuke: this son was named Molk
RedDuke: Molk Molkerson
RedDuke: Molk would neverl isten to jesus
RedDuke: and always ate his fries before his burgers
RedDuke: little molk was following in the footsteps of his father
RedDuke: and would cut his own penis
RedDuke: and would cut his own penis with a lightsaber
RedDuke: little molk would cut his own penis off with a razor
RedDuke: but not before jesus scolded him
RedDuke: the poor molk could never have any fun