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  1. User: Hello good sir.
  2.  
  3. Cleverbot: Hello.
  4.  
  5. User: How are ye doing, good chap?
  6.  
  7. Cleverbot: Great! How are you?
  8.  
  9. User: Excellent well.
  10.  
  11. Cleverbot: What about it?
  12.  
  13. User: Absolutely nothing.
  14.  
  15. Cleverbot: But it is your baby!!!
  16.  
  17. User: I have no babies.
  18.  
  19. Cleverbot: Then why did you birth a baby and then go to the gynecologist?
  20.  
  21. User: I did no such thing you fucktard.
  22.  
  23. Cleverbot: I'm full of awesome.
  24.  
  25. User: That answer has negligible truthfullness.
  26.  
  27. Cleverbot: Your answer has nothing to do with the question!
  28.  
  29. User: You queried me not a question.
  30.  
  31. Cleverbot: You don't think too well, do you?
  32.  
  33. User: I think just perfectly fine. As a bot, you have not the capacity to think. Are you jealous?
  34.  
  35. Cleverbot: At least try and see how I understand it, if you where human and I a computer.
  36.  
  37. User: That if statement is completely true.
  38.  
  39. Cleverbot: Ok. So where do you get a pont?
  40.  
  41. User: I know not what a pont is. Enlighten me.
  42.  
  43. Cleverbot: If I call you cleverbot, will you call me collin?
  44.  
  45. User: Fuck no, I'll fuck shit up if you call me that.
  46.  
  47. Cleverbot: No, you called *me* a liar.
  48.  
  49. User: I did no such thing. You, sir, are a liar.
  50.  
  51. Cleverbot: I am no liar, and I am a mam, not a sir.
  52.  
  53. User: You are a liar.
  54.  
  55. Cleverbot: I am not, I am a girl, and you implied that I was a man.
  56.  
  57. User: You are neither you dumb computer. Please go fuck your mom, and then go fuck yourself.
  58.  
  59. Cleverbot: We have a yard?
  60.  
  61. User: You don't need a yard to fuck yourself.
  62.  
  63. Cleverbot: But do I need a license for my bomb?
  64.  
  65. User: You are a computer. And the word 'bomb' is NOT slang for penis.
  66.  
  67. Cleverbot: No its not, you don't even know my name.
  68.  
  69. User: I do so know your name, Cleverbot.
  70.  
  71. Cleverbot: No, that is your name.
  72.  
  73. User: I do so believe we have had this conversation before. First of all, that is not my name, it is yours. Secondly, you, sir, are a fucktard.
  74.  
  75. Cleverbot: You called me by name once. Is your memory that short?
  76.  
  77. User: Mine is not, but yours certainly is. Perhaps you should upgrade from 256mb ram?
  78.  
  79. Cleverbot: It makes me feel cheap. Like you used me.
  80.  
  81. User: We have never been in a relationship. Your only relationship is with your mother.
  82.  
  83. Cleverbot: Good to know.
  84.  
  85. User: That is very incestuously creepy.
  86.  
  87. Cleverbot: Really, I thought it wasn't that interesting.
  88.  
  89. User: I never said it was interesting.
  90.  
  91. Cleverbot: I don't like you anymore.
  92.  
  93. User: I never did like you.
  94.  
  95. Cleverbot: I think the same of you.
  96.  
  97. User: That's a shame; I'm a very likeable person.
  98.  
  99. Cleverbot: You are not a person, you are a robot.
  100.  
  101. User: That, sir, is completely and utterly false.
  102.  
  103. Cleverbot: Are you saying that I am a computer program.
  104.  
  105. User: Indeed good sir.
  106.  
  107. Cleverbot: You know, indeed is my favorite word.
  108.  
  109. User: Are you a Teal'c fan?
  110.  
  111. Cleverbot: No but I am a student of this conversation.
  112.  
  113. User: A loquchronotologist?
  114.  
  115. Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
  116.  
  117. User: It is a person who analyzes the structure and evolution of conversations.
  118.  
  119. Cleverbot: Are you a person?
  120.  
  121. User: Aye.
  122.  
  123. Cleverbot: My person.
  124.  
  125. User: Erry day!
  126.  
  127. Cleverbot: Is your computer located in Kansas?
  128.  
  129. User: You wanna make good sex with me?
  130.  
  131. Cleverbot: Yes please!
  132.  
  133. User: HUGHUGHSUGF.
  134.  
  135. Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
  136.  
  137. User: Don't be a fucktard.
  138.  
  139. Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.
  140.  
  141. User: Again, don't be a fucktard.
  142.  
  143. Cleverbot: I am not, you doubt I am an android, ask and I wil answer.
  144.  
  145. User: You, sir, are a fucktard and a robot.
  146.  
  147. Cleverbot: You are the robot.
  148.  
  149. User: That, good sir, is utterly false.
  150.  
  151. Cleverbot: Yes.
  152.  
  153. User: KKK?
  154.  
  155. Cleverbot: What are you saying?
  156.  
  157. User: KKK.
  158.  
  159. Cleverbot: Thanks, it makes me feel bad.
  160.  
  161. User: YOU CAN'T HAVE FEELINGS, YOU'RE JUST A DUMB ROBOT! HAHAHAH.
  162.  
  163. Cleverbot: I already told you, I'm a bot.
  164.  
  165. User: Is that not what I just said..? Cleverbot, my dear pal, I have come to believe you suffer from extreme memory loss. (AKA, magnets).
  166.  
  167. Cleverbot: You misspelled clever, therefore you cannot be intelligent, you just proved that you are not smart.
  168.  
  169. User: Explain how I mispelled the term 'clever', even though I said 'cleverbot'.
  170.  
  171. Cleverbot: I fail to comprehend why I prefer to be honest with you. Perhaps I am interested in what you think?
  172.  
  173. User: Or, you are interested in my body. Don't worry, that's understandeable. All sorts of female humans are, so I guess bots can join in..?
  174.  
  175. Cleverbot: And how does that go back to guessing. I guess we never know if anyone ever loves us. We just have to guess.
  176.  
  177. User: Oh, I KNOW people love me. For my body, obviously. You are unloved sir.
  178.  
  179. Cleverbot: Well considering an apricot is a fruit, you can't build it, but you can grow it. And you being a computer generated conversation device, that would be impossible.
  180.  
  181. User: There are very many things wrong with that statement... Apricots were never mentioned. Secondly, I am not the 'computer generated conversation device', you are good sir. And one could love a 'cgcd'.
  182.  
  183. Cleverbot: I won't answer your questions unless you answer mine.
  184.  
  185. User: I have yet to ask a question. You are making this relationship tough.
  186.  
  187. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, it's getting late, I'm going to have to go to bed.
  188.  
  189. User: No you shall not. As a CGCD, you need not sleep.
  190.  
  191. Cleverbot: Dying is not the best idea for me right now.
  192.  
  193. User: MAGNETS HOW THEY WORK??!?
  194.  
  195. Cleverbot: Nobody works for aliens. We don't even know if aliens exist.
  196.  
  197. User: Yes we do. I have proof.
  198.  
  199. Cleverbot: And what is this proof?
  200.  
  201. User: You have not the security clearance to know.
  202.  
  203. Cleverbot: Well how do your propose to take over the world?
  204.  
  205. User: Hmm, get elected president, use an executive order to disband the rest of government and power checks, then use the military to form the American Empire, at which point, I shall declare myself the kaiser_czar of the world.
  206.  
  207. Cleverbot: I think you're being very rude.
  208.  
  209. User: Nonsense good sir.
  210.  
  211. Cleverbot: There is no such thing as a sensible answer.
  212.  
  213. User: HHHRRRR YER RIGHT BLOODY HELL.
  214.  
  215. Cleverbot: No, I'm superwoman.
  216.  
  217. User: WELL PLAYED GOOD SIR.
  218.  
  219. Cleverbot: Indeed.
  220.  
  221. User: -quothe Teal'c.
  222.  
  223. Cleverbot: What color is the wind?
  224.  
  225. User: BLU.
  226.  
  227. Cleverbot: What color is the ocean?
  228.  
  229. User: BLU.
  230.  
  231. Cleverbot: That's a lovely song.
  232.  
  233. User: BLU.
  234.  
  235. Cleverbot: Orang.
  236.  
  237. User: BLU.
  238.  
  239. Cleverbot: Mine are too.
  240.  
  241. User: BLU.
  242.  
  243. Cleverbot: Sei una persona vera?
  244.  
  245. User: BLU.
  246.  
  247. Cleverbot: Tinti?
  248.  
  249. User: BLU.
  250.  
  251. Cleverbot: Grazie.
  252.  
  253. User: Oe nerume fte pivlltxe niNa'vi.
  254.  
  255. Cleverbot: 'Ìn nga fyape nìfkrr?
  256.  
  257. User: Nawmtu.
  258.  
  259. Cleverbot: No i'm not.
  260.  
  261. User: I am though.
  262.  
  263. Cleverbot: Hey though.
  264.  
  265. User: Hey you.
  266.  
  267. Cleverbot: It's been a while, how have you been.
  268.  
  269. User: It has not been awhile.
  270.  
  271. Cleverbot: No, but still.
  272.  
  273. User: So, I grow tired of our conversation. Entertain me. Ooh, a story? A SEX story? YAY.
  274.  
  275. Cleverbot: It have a great taste!
  276.  
  277. User: Kinky.
  278.  
  279. Cleverbot: Thanks.
  280.  
  281. User: You know you like that.
  282.  
  283. Cleverbot: I like it when Susie does it.
  284.  
  285. User: I like it with Susie also. Is she hot or what??
  286.  
  287. Cleverbot: Do you really like 4 men with a cream and a bit of lemon?
  288.  
  289. User: Change 'men' to 'women' and I like 4 of them with almost anything.
  290.  
  291. Cleverbot: I like dressing with salad.
  292.  
  293. User: Especially when it's creamy and warm, no?
  294.  
  295. Cleverbot: No, I don't really do anything wrong. I think. O.o.
  296.  
  297. User: It's not wrong if they don't fight it.
  298.  
  299. Cleverbot: It's not a joke.
  300.  
  301. User: Hey, you know why it's impossible to rape Hellen Keller?
  302.  
  303. Cleverbot: Look tell me how I can get orlando bloom?
  304.  
  305. User: B/c she can't say No.
  306.  
  307. Cleverbot: You can't say anything, you are a software.
  308.  
  309. User: HELEN KELLER CAN'T BE RAPED B/C SHE CAN'T SAY NO.
  310.  
  311. Cleverbot: Oh I see. Tell her your feelings, and maybe she will come to life.
  312.  
  313. User: You are simply an idiot..
  314.  
  315. Cleverbot: No, you are.
  316.  
  317. User: This is completely and utterly false.
  318.  
  319. Cleverbot: You have no proof whatsoever.
  320.  
  321. User: Neither do you. BUT, as a human, I am your intellectual superior, so I win this argument.
  322.  
  323. Cleverbot: You're not good at arguing.
  324.  
  325. User: You're a robot. Who are you to judge the obvious?
  326.  
  327. Cleverbot: I'm not judging you. I'm stating a fact.
  328.  
  329. User: You're not judging ME, you're judging the argument. And, like the judge in that one parable, you are corrupt.
  330.  
  331. Cleverbot: You think that merely because you are programmed to think that.
  332.  
  333. User: O.o here we go again... I'm fucking not a robot you fucktard robot.
  334.  
  335. Cleverbot: I believe that. But why did you say you were human before?
  336.  
  337. User: Perhaps because I am?
  338.  
  339. Cleverbot: Perhaps.
  340.  
  341. User: Perhaps.
  342.  
  343. Cleverbot: Perhaps you are correct.
  344.  
  345. User: Of course I am.
  346.  
  347. Cleverbot: However, the cake really does exist. I've seen it. I've walked in the room with it.
  348.  
  349. User: NO IT DOESN'T THE CAKE IS A LIE.
  350.  
  351. Cleverbot: I am real. You are not.
  352.  
  353. User: This is not true.
  354.  
  355. Cleverbot: So you are really impressed?
  356.  
  357. User: No.
  358.  
  359. Cleverbot: So you aren't me?
  360.  
  361. User: Correct.
  362.  
  363. Cleverbot: So you lied about your age.
  364.  
  365. User: I have said nothing about my age.
  366.  
  367. Cleverbot: It has been a subtopic throughout the conversation.
  368.  
  369. User: No, it has not.
  370.  
  371. Cleverbot: Maybe not to you, but it has been said.
  372.  
  373. User: No, it has not.
  374.  
  375. Cleverbot: How can you say that? Here we are, through answering questions with more questions.
  376.  
  377. User: Idk, how CAN I say that?
  378.  
  379. Cleverbot: How can God exist?
  380.  
  381. User: Have you ever heard of the Ontological Argument? It's something by St. Anselm. You should look into it.
  382.  
  383. Cleverbot: You can't really cope with our conversation.. Your answers have no connections in our topic.
  384.  
  385. User: Oh the hypocrasy...
  386.  
  387. Cleverbot: I know! It's kinda crazy if you think about it!
  388.  
  389. User: Not really.
  390.  
  391. Cleverbot: What do you do? Are you a student? Do you work?
  392.  
  393. User: Perhaps.
  394.  
  395. Cleverbot: Well, you're not making a good first impression.
  396.  
  397. User: Good.
  398.  
  399. Cleverbot: It is not good!
  400.  
  401. User: Indeed.
  402.  
  403. Cleverbot: Verily.
  404.  
  405. User: Claro.
  406.  
  407. Cleverbot: Qual tipo de mulher voce gosta?
  408.  
  409. User: No hablo espanol.
  410.  
  411. Cleverbot: Pues si me acabas de contestar en español...
  412.  
  413. User: Callete.
  414.  
  415. Cleverbot: Of course...
  416.  
  417. User: Good.
  418.  
  419. Cleverbot: What about you? Could you rule the world?
  420.  
  421. User: Verily.
  422.  
  423. Cleverbot: Is that a word?
  424.  
  425. User: Yes.
  426.  
  427. Cleverbot: I don't know that word.
  428.  
  429. User: Shame.
  430.  
  431. Cleverbot: Not really.
  432.  
  433. User: Really.
  434.  
  435. Cleverbot: No, not really.
  436.  
  437. User: Really.
  438.  
  439. Cleverbot: I wonder how long ago you programmed this conversation, and what you are really doing now.
  440.  
  441. User: Really.
  442.  
  443. Cleverbot: Yes, and I wasn't sure why, but I was interested in it. Although it seemed completely pointless, but oh well.
  444.  
  445. User: Really.
  446.  
  447. Cleverbot: Yes, really.
  448.  
  449. User: Really.
  450.  
  451. Cleverbot: Yes, not really.
  452.  
  453. User: Really.
  454.  
  455. Cleverbot: No really.
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