Stranger: RUN!
You: Hey!
You: AHHH!
You: WHY? WHO WHERE? WHAT???
Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Stranger: AHHH ITS HIDEOUS!
You: I'M RUNNING!!
You: AHHHHH!
Stranger: OH GOD HURRY
You: AH! I TRIPPED!!
Stranger: OH SHIT! ILL COME BACK FOR YOU!
Stranger: GET UP GET UPa!
You: I'M UP! I'M UP!
You: RUUUUN!
Stranger: OH FUCK ITS GOT ME!
Stranger: ITS GOT ME ITS GOT ME
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: GHGHISIAJPPPP
You: BACK YOU WILE BEAST!
Stranger: MY LEG!
You: NO!
I'LL CARRY YOU!
Stranger: NO! GO ON WITHOUT ME! YOURE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
You: I CAN'T LEAVE YOU!
Stranger: HES TAKEN MY LOWER INTESTINES. THERE IS NO HOPE.
You: YES THERE IS! DON'T SAY THAT!
Stranger: WE NEED TO GET TO THE WIZARD
You: YOU CAN HAVE MINE!
You: WHERE'S THE WIZARD?
Stranger: YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON EVER!
Stranger: HE LIVES IN THE MAGICAL FOREST OF BEAN SPROUTS
You: :D I COULDN'T LET YOU DIE!!
You: LET GO!
You: IT'S WEST OF HERE?
Stranger: ILL NEED YOUR SUPPORT! DO YOU HAVE THE MYTHIC VUVUZELA?
You: I DO! I ALWAYS DO!
Stranger: YES! WEST!
You: THEN LET'S GO!
Stranger: GAH....WE MUST HURRY. QUICKLY NOW
Stranger: SKIP MERRILY
You: SKIPPING!
Stranger: DONT STEP ON THE CRACKS! YOU WILL BREAK YOUR MOTHERS BBACK...
Stranger: IN HALF.
You: NOO! I STEPPED ON A CRACK!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: AHHHH!
Stranger: SUCH A TRAGIC DAY
Stranger: WHYYYYY
You: I KNOW!
You: WHY US???
You: WE DID NOTHING!
Stranger: THERE IS ONLY DEATH FOR THE INNOCENT!
Stranger: JUST LET ME DIE. THE WORLD IS TOO CRUEL.
You: LIFE IS SO UNFAIR!
You: NEVER GIVE UP HOPE THOUGH!!!
You: LOOK!
Stranger: GAH! I MUST HAVE LOST MY HOPE WITH MY LOWER INTESTINES
You: WE'RE AT THE WIZARDS NOW!
You: HE'LL SAVE YOU!
Stranger: OH SHIT! THAT WAS FASTER THAN MAPQUEST EXPECTED
Stranger: OH WIZARD...PLEASE HEAL ME!
You: IT'S A MAGIC PLACE!
You: WE MUST SAY THE MAGIC WORDS!
You: OMMMFLIJIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!1
You: INTESTINITUSNOWUS!
Stranger: OMMMFLIJIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!1
Stranger: AHHHH I CAN FEEL THE POWER RETURNING
Stranger: MUNMUNMUNMUN
You: YES! IT'S WORKING!
Stranger: PRAISE BABY JESUS
Stranger: ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
You: THERE'S NO LONGER A GAPING HOLE IN YOU!
Stranger: THANK GOD. THAT WAS NOT REMOTELY FLATTERING!
You: A HOLE NEVER IS!
You: WHAT WAS THAT THING THAT ATE YOU??
Stranger: BOB SAGET
Stranger: SUN OF A BITCH
You: REVENGE!!
Stranger: FUCKERS GOIN DOWN
Stranger: GET THE TOOTHPICKS
You: I'LL GET MY STORE
Stranger: AND I MINE. AND SOMEDAY...WE SHALL DEFEAT HIM
You: YEAH!!!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: I LOVE YOU TOO!
Stranger: <3
You: <3 <3 <3
Stranger: <333333333333333333333333333
Stranger: IM FAT
You: I BET YOU'RE NOT!
You: BUT EVEN IF YOU WERE IT WOULDN'T MATTER!
You: <3
Stranger: AWWWW YOURE THE BESTEST SUGERMUFFIN EVER
You: YOU'RE THE BEST PUMPKINCUBE EVER!
Stranger: THAT...THATS THE NICEST THING ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED ME.
You: MY PUMPKINCUBE!
You: <3
Stranger: I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR PUMPKINCUBE AND NOBODY ELSES
You: I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR SUGERMUFFIN! FOR EVER AND EVER!
You: EVEN AFTER THAT!
Stranger: NEVA 4GET
You: I WON'T! EVER!!
You: YOU NEVER FORGET EITHER!
Stranger: GOOD. BUT NOW...I MUST GO. I. LOVE. YOU. AND I WILL NEVER FOGET
You: I LOVE YOU TOO!
You: GOOD BYE MY PUMPKINCUBE!
Stranger: GOODBYE SUGARMUFFIN!