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  1. Suicide for fatasses:  
  2.  
  3.  1. Go to medicine Drawer
  4.  
  5.    1. Pull out several prescription and OTC medications.
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  7.    1. Open them all and drop all the pills into a large mug. Slather some liquid medications on top. Just like a bunch of gravy. Mmmmmm. Gravy...
  8.  
  9.    1. Pretend that all of the pills are a small twinkie.
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  11.    1. Eat all of it. You're good at that.
  12.  
  13.    1. ???
  14.  
  15.    1. Profit
  16.  
  17.    1. Hell (Or Heaven, if God's feelin' chubby chaser.). Enjoy it, fatass.
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