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- Suicide for fatasses:
- 1. Go to medicine Drawer
- 1. Pull out several prescription and OTC medications.
- 1. Open them all and drop all the pills into a large mug. Slather some liquid medications on top. Just like a bunch of gravy. Mmmmmm. Gravy...
- 1. Pretend that all of the pills are a small twinkie.
- 1. Eat all of it. You're good at that.
- 1. ???
- 1. Profit
- 1. Hell (Or Heaven, if God's feelin' chubby chaser.). Enjoy it, fatass.
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