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  1. 1. The extended “yo momma” joke in the beginning.
  2. 2. Leia flying through space.
  3. 3. The First Order Ironing faux spaceship shot.
  4. 4. Animals too expressive.
  5. 5. The casino planet.
  6. 6. Finn being amused by things on the Casino planet, taking time to observe things when the fate of The Resistance is at stake and they’re running out of time.
  7. 7. BB-8 coin slot shooter.
  8. 8. BB-8 Deus Ex Machina (taking out guards, joining up with Del Toro to save Finn and Rose, getting in an AT-ST and piloting it.
  9. 9. Poe in X-Wing easily taking out all guns on a capital ship by himself.
  10. 10. Rose in general.
  11. 11. Rose falling in love with Finn in mere hours when there was no romantic chemistry.
  12. 12. Rose “saving” Finn from sacrificing himself when he was going to fulfill the purpose of why they went out in speeders in the first place. To prevent The First Order from getting through the door. The other speeder pilots died in vain because of this.
  13. 13. Somehow Rose and Finn make it back to the door even though they were very far from it and close to The First Order forces.
  14. 14. Phasma pointless.
  15. 15. Snoke meaningless.
  16. 16. Luke even considering killing Kylo is out of character.
  17. 17. Rey somehow an expert with a lightsaber despite literally 0 lightsaber training.
  18. 18. Rey somehow a very strong Force user despite very, very little training.
  19. 19. Maz Kanata talked up the importance of good vs evil in TFA but is too busy to help more when the fate of The Resistance is at stake because of union disputes.
  20. 20. The movie constantly talks about letting the past die and creating something new. People say to feel that way about the original characters. Let them die, we have something new now. If that’s the case, then don’t have the original characters in the movies so much while telling us to move on. If that’s what they wanted, then they should’ve moved past them entirely in the new trilogy anyway.
  21. 21. The speeder sequence ended up being pointless other than to have Rose save Finn and say she loves him.
  22. 22. Kid at the end can force pull a broom even though he has absolutely no training. Neither Anakin nor Luke could do something like that.
  23. 23. The Resistance fleet having to just flee The First Order for 2/3rds the movie felt really lazy/sloppy. Fighters could’ve caught up to the fleet, a Star Destroyer could have cut them off. They happened to be dangerously low on fuel.
  24. 24. Why didn’t the Admiral share her plan with her people? Finn, Poe, and Rose wouldn’t have done their stupid, pointless plan. This plan just resulted in the deaths of many resistance fighters and they feel no weight from their poor decision to not listen to orders.
  25. 25. Opening fight, the Star Destroyers sit back and do absolutely nothing. They just watch as Resistance forces take out a Dreadnaught when they could have at least engaged the Resistance fleet while they were exposed.
  26. 26. All the jokes. Couldn’t go 10 minutes without forcing a joke.
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