- Just a note, the first 2 days (including the prelude day 0) are separated into 3 parts. Each part is basically a first person perspective for each of the CMC. This is stopped in day 2 and changed into a single 3'rd person perspective, as working on 3 different parts that have the same scene was too time consuming.
- >Can somepony write a story where the cmc have a biggest poop contest?
- >You are scootaloo.
- >You are squatting in the forest, your bowels trembling for relief.
- >Grunting, you push with more force, determined to push the mass out of you.
- >Slowly, you feel your anus open, and the large turd start to slide out.
- >The air inside you starts to run out, and you're forced to inhale.
- >Your poop shoots back into your body, and you sigh in defeat.
- >You are about to get back up, and walk back to ponyville, but you stop.
- >A big urge, bigger than ever is upon you.
- >You get back down into your squatting position.
- >Again you push, this time the brown head shows itself immediately.
- >Your anus opens up, and the turd finally exits your body.
- >It drops down onto the ground, and you finally exhale, this time without worry of failure.
- >You grab some leaves, and start to wipe.
- >You turn around and face your creation.
- >A massive bowel movement, is what awaits you.
- >It’s almost as wide as your hoof!
- >The idea that you could have birthed this… thing.
- >You have to tell somepony!
- >You run back to Ponyville, going over in your mind what you will tell your friends.
- >You find them in the clubhouse, trying to find out what to do for their cutie mark next.
- “Guys! I was out in this forest, and I saw this huuuge poop!”
- >Obviously you won’t tell them that it came from you.
- >”That's… nice, Scootaloo. But could you please start your conversations with something less disgusting? Sweetie belle says.
- “Yeah but… Ya gotta see it!”
- >”Look Scootaloo, I’m sure it’s very big, but-”
- >”I’ll see it.” Applebloom interrupts.
- >Sweetie shoots Applebloom a death stare, and she grudgingly gets up, following you and applebloom out of the clubhouse.
- >You run out into the forest, every so often stopping, and checking that your friends were still behind you.
- >Applebloom is following you with a smile on her face, Sweetie Belle just has an annoyed expression.
- >You arrive at the spot, smiling proudly.
- >Applebloom is the first to say something, Sweetie Belle just stares in shock.
- >”Thats… Pretty big scoot. But I have to ask, why is this so special? Couldn’t a larger creature, like a bear have made it?”
- “Would you believe I made this?”
- >”Nope. Not possible.”
- >”She’s telling the truth.”
- >You are shocked to see Sweetie Belle defending you.
- >”Look, it’s clearly too bright to be bear poop. And the only things big enough to create something like that are carnivores.”
- “How would you know THAT, Sweetie Belle?”
- >“When you live with rarity as long as I do, you learn to pay attention to detail.”
- >”Anyway, you’re right. That is a huge poop. What the heck did you eat?”
- “Well… I was just eating as I normally do… It’s just I hadn’t gone to the bathroom in a few days.”
- >”Well if not going to the bathroom for a few days does THAT, then what would not going to the bathroom for a week do?”
- >A thought stirred up in your mind. One you had always wanted to ask, but were never able.
- “Maybe we should put that to the test? I had always wanted to see who could hold their poops longer, or who could make the biggest ones. Pegasi, Unicorns, or earth ponies.”
- >”Hey yeah! Me too! I always wanted to know who could do that.”
- >“We could all go to the bathroom one final time tonight, and then we go a week without pooping.” Sweetie Suggests.
- >”Yeah! We go poop tonight at the same time, eat and drink at the same time, and pee at the same time! That way nothing will influence our science!” Applebloom adds.
- >”Cmon, lets go back to the clubhouse”
- “Right… So uhh, do you guys have to go right now?”
- >”A little, but you just went a half hour ago, so if we went now, you would have a half hour head start!”
- >”I know where rarity keeps the laxatives, I say we wait until after dinner, at sunset, then we all take the laxatives, and empty our systems!” Sweetie offers.
- “Cool! Right! alright cutie mark crusaders, we meet at carousel boutique half an hour to sunset to get ready!”
- >”Got it! Cutie mark crusaders science testers!”
- >The three of you high-hoof, and start the trek back to your respective homes.
- Next part:
- Applebloom: http://pastebin.com/NP4y5BsX
- Scootaloo: http://pastebin.com/ZavCk5q8
- Sweetie Belle: http://pastebin.com/EKzb9qtB
CMC Poop Contest intro. (SCAT)
ShitPissWritefag Sep 19th, 2013 820 Never
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