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  1. The Man With the Plan for World Domination
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  5. Since August, Canada has pursued a foreign policy of repeatedly attacking the United Kingdom, and succeeding. We have spent a large amount of gold on this prolonged war, and have little to show for it other than the satisfaction of overrunning the lamest nation in the New World and territories with little value.
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  7. [b]We all know that a sustained war brings us benefits[/b] - social, economic, and political. Sustained war with a goal serves as a nationally unifying reason for us to log in every day. War drives up demand, which will get our economy humming again. Demonstrating our power as a country that can steamroll over a country that is [i]not[/i] the United Kingdom or France will highlight our military strength, redefining our position on the world stage.
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  9. So how do we do this? Don't worry - [b]I have a plan[/b]
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  11. We will continue the war with the United Kingdom, and drive south through to London. What will be different is that [b]we will keep going.[/b] We will keep going and [b]conquer some other country[/b]. Perhaps it will be Germany, since it's so close. Perhaps it will be some other Phoenix country. What's important is that this marks a departure from our current foreign policy of not being too offense towards anyone else.
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  13. Having proved their worth time and time again, I will be consulting heavily with The Crimson Order in how best to accomplish this change in our foreign policy.
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  15. This will be expensive, true. Anything that is worth it, though, is worth the price, and our national spirit is certainly worth it. For those who insist on numbers, though, know that [b]I have a plan[/b] to pay for this. I am incredibly committed to seeing this policy succeed, and so I have been seeking investors for this war. I already have 600 gold committed in donations that will be used solely for this war, and I will continue to seek investments in this war in order to ensure its success.
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  17. In this race, you have the choice of experience. You can choose a candidate that has extensive experience of either not pushing the button, or in attacking only the United Kingdom or France. If you are satisfied
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