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  1. dh: you can't get me im behind seven genders
  2.  
  3. [M] Shegetz :  this is a hug
  4. Person :  <3
  5. [M] Shegetz :  not too long
  6. [M] Shegetz :  cant be g4y
  7.  
  8. dh: until the next time we have sex
  9. dh: and when youre about to cum ill use that voice to say "yEs dAdDy"
  10. zephyr: I will leave the ROOM
  11. dh: naked and sweaty?
  12. zephyr: and walk out the door
  13. zephyr: and into incoming traffic
  14. dh: WHO THE FUCK CALLS IT INCOMING
  15. dh: ITS ONCOMING
  16. dh: YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNT WAFFLE IRON CHEF BOYARDEE
  17.  
  18. Zweitonegoismus > I'm so sorry about your arm, Zephyr.
  19. Zweitonegoismus > Dh told me what happened.
  20. Zweitonegoismus > Dh said you broke your arm?
  21. Zweitonegoismus > Really? He said you broke your arm
  22. Zweitonegoismus > from
  23. Zweitonegoismus > JERKING
  24. Zweitonegoismus > HIS
  25. Zweitonegoismus > CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK
  26.  
  27. dh: 9:30 PM - dh: tell zephyr to stop being a bag of dicks for me please
  28. 9:31 PM - dh: which is what she is being
  29. 9:31 PM - dh: a bag of dick
  30. 9:31 PM - dh: BIG FLOPPY PENISES
  31. 9:33 PM - DAVE: SHE HASNT RESPONDED YET BUT I HAVE TOLD HER TO STOP
  32. 9:33 PM - dh: SHES BEING A BAG OF COCKS
  33. 9:33 PM - dh: YOUR FRIEND IS A BIG FAT BAG OF WEEWEES
  34. 9:35 PM - dh: DOWN THE LINE I HOPE TO MARRY A HUGE FLOPPING DICK BAG, BUT THE PRIVATE PART PACKAGE IS BEING A RAGING BOWL OF FLACID WEINERS
  35. 9:35 PM - dh: im running out of things that contain other things and penis slang
  36. 9:37 PM - dh: a tub of shafts
  37. 9:38 PM - dh: a shipment of boy vaginas
  38. 9:39 PM - dh: a teaspoon of testicle hangers
  39.  
  40. dh: dont ever stop being so cute :3
  41. zephyr: no u
  42. zephyr: :3
  43. dh: DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE YOU FAT SLUT
  44. Zweitonegoismus: Now that's just gross.
  45. Zweitonegoismus: How do you mate with him.
  46. dumb boat: no not really
  47. dumb boat: WELL
  48. dumb boat: he takes out his huge tentacle and wraps me up in his slimey slimy thick meat and cradles my head with one and then sticks his penis inside my belly and lays one huge hot egg
  49. dumb boat: then i explode
  50. dumb boat: because that egg was THE BOMB.
  51. Zweitonegoismus: What the fuck is wrong with you?
  52.  
  53. dh:  one day it'll be just me and you sitting on the porch out in the ghettos waiting to be shot and raped.
  54. dh:  you'd be shot, I'll be raped
  55. dh:  I'm cuter
  56.  
  57. Blancharizard: Fuck you
  58. Blancharizard: I can't even play ranked tf2
  59. Blancharizard: even tho I have a key
  60. Blancharizard: pass thing
  61. zephyr: Are you a rapper?
  62. Blancharizard: Yes.
  63. zephyr: How hot's your mixtape yo.
  64. Blancharizard: You wanna know how hot my mixtape is?
  65. zephyr: yeh
  66. Blancharizard: When my toaster is broken I have to put on my breadphones and use the fire from my mixtape.
  67. zephyr: Nice try bitchboy, I've seen your mixtape.  It's in the trash, along with your education.
  68.  
  69. Zweitonegoismus: And ur a pretty gurl zIPPER!!!!
  70. zephyr: ha gay
  71. Zweitonegoismus: U got nice tiddies!
  72. Zweitonegoismus: And that's all dat makes gurls hot
  73. Zweitonegoismus: LOL1
  74. zephyr: XDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDD
  75.  
  76. Dire_vVolf :  why doesn't sheg ever cheer me on
  77. Dire_vVolf :  thats not true
  78. Dire_vVolf :  i said your feet look nice once
  79.  
  80. zephyr: Once I suckled from a dog.
  81. zephyr: Dog nipples taste like shit.
  82. zephyr: I hate milk.
  83. Zweitonegoismus: I hope on every fiber of your body that you're joking.
  84. zephyr: Yes
  85. Zweitonegoismus: I can't tell if you're joking
  86. Zweitonegoismus: Life out on the Nigerian farms must get boring.
  87. Zweitonegoismus: Sometimes your girlfriend isn't around....
  88. Zweitonegoismus: but Fido always is....
  89. Zweitonegoismus: and Fido was wearing his cutest lingerie that night...
  90. Zweitonegoismus: his tiddies looked good wrapped up in all of those satin bows....
  91. zephyr: What kind of gay ass name is Fido.  A real dog name is Odysseus.
  92. Zweitonegoismus: YOU DOG TIT SUCKING FAGGOT.
  93. Zweitonegoismus: Why thank you.
  94.  
  95. Skel: at least you are being productive
  96. Skel: ive been looking at my boobs
  97. Skel: they look good today
  98.  
  99. Zweitonegoismus > I don't support anyone.
  100. Zweitonegoismus > I'm running for President.
  101. Zweitonegoismus > Vote for me or I'll throw acid in your face.
  102. Zweitonegoismus > Elect me and I'll throw acid at Zephyr.
  103. Zweitonegoismus > My four year plan is to advance global warming and bomb China.
  104. Zweitonegoismus > Free those sweat shop chinks.
  105.  
  106.  
  107. zephyr: I don't get it
  108. DH: ya you do
  109. zephyr: I dont.
  110. DH: OH YEH U DO
  111. zephyr: I really don't
  112. DH: 8) okay... i getchya
  113. DH: dont worry
  114. DH: im reading between the lions
  115. zephyr: what
  116. DH: wink wink
  117. zephyr: what
  118.  
  119. zephyr: let's have a water balloon fight
  120. DH: with pee
  121. zephyr: Get your license
  122. zephyr: What in the fuck
  123. DH: PEE IN A BALLOON
  124. DH: AND THROW IT
  125. zephyr: what is wrong with you
  126. zephyr: That's messed up
  127. DH: IF YOU CAN POOP IN A BALLOON, DO IT
  128.  
  129. Zweitonegoismus > Overwatch
  130. Zweitonegoismus > more like
  131. Zweitonegoismus > overpriced
  132. Zweitonegoismus > and overrated
  133.  
  134. DH: bitch ive done nothing the last 20 minutes but look at presidents
  135. DH: ima be president one day
  136. dumb boat: dickless dave: why is dh suddenly president nerd
  137. dumb boat: THANK YOU
  138. DH: ill win the masses over, which by that time will be puddles of radiation with my sick air guitar skills
  139. DH: wigigidy waaaaaaaaaaaaah wigidigigigidigiywaaaaaah
  140. DH: those are my air guitar noises
  141.  
  142. dumb boat: This conversation just got like... 1000% more boring
  143. DH: the presidents wife died
  144. DH: couple days ago
  145. dumb boat: 100% Better
  146. dumb boat: but you'rea liar
  147. DH: what
  148. dumb boat: Black people never die
  149. DH: Im not a liar
  150. DH: Nancy wasnt black
  151. DH: the fuck are you talking about
  152. DH: racist cunt
  153.  
  154. DH: ILL FUCKING FIGHT U FAGGOT
  155. DH: NOT NOW CUZ IM SLEEPY
  156. DH: IN A WEEK
  157.  
  158. zucchero :  my hands are cold
  159. Dahl :  let me hold them
  160. Dahl: thats my dick
  161.  
  162. Zweitonegoismus: Dh has been my main nigga since day 1.
  163. Zweitonegoismus: No way my boi's gonna deny me pantsu
  164. zpeorhyr: I laughed way too hard right there
  165. Zweitonegoismus: BITCH, DO YOU THINK I'M JOKING
  166. Zweitonegoismus: DH WILL HOOK ME UP WITH A SHIP TO MARS IF I ASK
  167. zpeorhyr: dhi: I'm denying that nigga pantsu
  168. Zweitonegoismus: I knew Dh was just a cracker.
  169. Zweitonegoismus: Never trusted that snake.
  170.  
  171. DH: im mad at you now btw
  172. DH: ur a dick
  173. DH: ARE U LEAVING ME?
  174. DH: oh no :o
  175. DH: you are
  176. DH: i can change baby
  177. DH: illl learn how to farm for you
  178. DH: i bet this game is like nebraska
  179. *gets on farming simulater and plays for a few minutes*
  180. DH: nebraska fucking sucks
  181.  
  182. dhi: IM HOTTER THAN PHONE SEX WITH A BLIND GIRL
  183.  
  184. Zweitonegoismus: What was Dh even talking about?
  185. zephyr: Does anyone ever know
  186. Zweitonegoismus: who ru
  187. Zweitonegoismus: how did u get on my firends list
  188. zephyr: I'm Sombero, I hacked.
  189. Zweitonegoismus: I'm Tupperware.
  190. Zweitonegoismus: Buildin' a dispentry.
  191. zephyr: Penis sickle.
  192. Zweitonegoismus: Vagina necklace.
  193.  
  194. zephyr: Radical Edward: I am going to cyber bully you.
  195. Zweitonegoismus: Radical Edward was the coolest name I ever had.
  196. zephyr: I hated it.
  197. Zweitonegoismus: I am going to cyber bully you.
  198. Zweitonegoismus: YEAH WELL ZEPHYR'S A FUCKING TRASH NAME, TOO.
  199. zephyr: OH YEAH
  200. Zweitonegoismus: Yeah...
  201. Zweitonegoismus: ?
  202.  
  203. 10:11 PM - dh: U QUESTIONING MY GIRL
  204. 10:11 PM - dh: U INQUISITING HER
  205. 10:11 PM - dh: INQUIRING H ER
  206. 10:11 PM - Zweitonegoismus: I haven't talked to her today?
  207. 10:11 PM - dh: ya okay BUDDY
  208. 10:11 PM - dh: PAL
  209. 10:11 PM - dh: im watching u
  210. 10:11 PM - Zweitonegoismus: tot
  211. 10:11 PM - Zweitonegoismus: Screw off, old man.
  212.  
  213. somedude601 :  I have a scat fetish, and you turn me on because you're a piece of shit
  214.  
  215. 8:59 PM - Zweitonegoismus: how many wee wees u eat 2 get that spam huh?
  216. 8:59 PM - Zweitonegoismus: fukin fuck boy i braek you like twiggy fuck
  217. 8:59 PM - Zweitonegoismus: snap ur back like tiny twig fuckin fag twik
  218.  
  219. zephyr: Sleeping naked has its benefits.
  220. Zweitonegoismus: Does he really?
  221. Zweitonegoismus: Your legs are eggs.
  222. zephyr: You can bring a whole plate of spaghetti under the covers and your significant other thinks it's your hair.
  223. Zweitonegoismus: Leggs.
  224. zephyr: My legs are eggs?  That's it, kiddo, you're going to prism.
  225.  
  226. zephyr: And I'll just give you a tour now
  227. zephyr: A really shitty one
  228. Zweitonegoismus: No please.
  229. Zweitonegoismus: I'm a virginia.
  230. zephyr: You're a fucking triple threat wiener with two sets of anuses.
  231. Zweitonegoismus: I'll see when I come to live in your house next to Dh's potty training toilet.
  232. zephyr: Snitches don't get the bitches.
  233.  
  234. Zweitonegoismus: Yes.
  235. zephyr: NO.
  236. Zweitonegoismus: WHY?
  237. Zweitonegoismus: IT'S DUMB.
  238. zephyr: sORRY it slipped
  239. Zweitonegoismus: IT MADE ME CHUCKLE.
  240. zephyr: I smiled but that's about it
  241. Zweitonegoismus: I'M GONNA SLIP MY BUTT ACROSS YOUR THOAT.
  242. Zweitonegoismus: I mean knife.
  243. Zweitonegoismus: I'm gonna slip my butt across your knife.
  244. zephyr: It's too late I tattled.
  245. Zweitonegoismus: You
  246. Zweitonegoismus: WHORE.
  247. zephyr: That's rude.
  248. Zweitonegoismus: STOP THIS AT ONCE YOU FUCKING QUEEF DRINKER.
  249. zephyr: Now I have plenty of evidence of you being a bootyhole.
  250. Zweitonegoismus: I'm an angel.
  251. Zweitonegoismus: n
  252. Zweitonegoismus: i
  253. Zweitonegoismus: g
  254. Zweitonegoismus: g
  255. Zweitonegoismus: e
  256. Zweitonegoismus: r
  257. zephyr: Well, not with that attitude.
  258.  
  259. Zweitonegoismus: I'm concerned.
  260. Zweitonegoismus: I've been laughing myself to tears from everything Dh is saying.
  261. Zweitonegoismus: Am I really this retarded¿
  262.  
  263. Dahl: im a classy date you cant just eggplant me
  264. Dahl: smh
  265.  
  266. Zweitonegoismus: If you ever eat salad around me I'll bitch slap you meat directly into your stomach.
  267.  
  268. Zweitonegoismus: You really have a good taste in shit.
  269. Zweitonegoismus: Most shit I eat tastes like shit.
  270. Zweitonegoismus: But this is like shit with what Hunter's voice sounds like as a food.
  271.  
  272. Zweitonegoismus: W...
  273. Zweitonegoismus: W-who is she?!
  274. Zweitonegoismus: Those curves!
  275. Zweitonegoismus: Ho-lee!
  276. Zweitonegoismus: Ba-dunk-a-dunk that doobie on my gar bloobie. :))))
  277. zephyr: It's the internet sterleeaire, Zephyr Whaleshit.
  278. zephyr: I think you're autistic.
  279. Zweitonegoismus: Booooooo T so FUH-LIE that I finna lan a plane on that ass crack
  280. Zweitonegoismus: and by plane I mean the G-Rod.
  281. Zweitonegoismus: And by G-Rod I mean my genitals.
  282. Zweitonegoismus: And by genitals I mean my COCK.
  283. zephyr: Is that Italian for the Swahili word for STDs.
  284. Zweitonegoismus: Back talk me one more time and I'll grow a batch of radioactive bread in your vagina.
  285.  
  286. dumb boat: !!!!
  287. dumb boat: I LOVE YOU BULBEAR
  288. dumb boat: I MOVED HERE SO I CAN BE CLOSER TO YOU
  289. dumb boat: I JUST LOVE YOU SO MUCH
  290. dumb boat: UGU
  291. Zweitonegoismus: I'm telling Dh.
  292. dumb boat: do it
  293. dumb boat: DO IT
  294. Zweitonegoismus: And he's kicking your skank ass out of the house.
  295. dumb boat: TELL HIM ABOUT OUR ENTERAL LOVE
  296. dumb boat: AND HOW WE'RE GOING TO RUN AWAY TOGETHER
  297. dumb boat: AND I'LL HAVE ALL YOUR BABIEZ
  298. Zweitonegoismus: You're a sick mother fucker, you know that?
  299. dumb boat: who me?
  300. Zweitonegoismus: 10:07 AM - dh: no worries bruh ima kill her so we can be together
  301. Zweitonegoismus: ?!?!?!?1
  302.  
  303. Zweitonegoismus: Is this NSFW.
  304. Zweitonegoismus: I'm in school.
  305. Zweitonegoismus: Please tell me.
  306. Zweitonegoismus: Zephyr pls.
  307.  
  308. Zweitonegoismus: Please punch Dh.
  309.  
  310. dumb boat: I really wish I'd been there
  311. Zweitonegoismus: Me too.
  312. Zweitonegoismus: So we should pin you down.
  313. Zweitonegoismus: And cut you up.
  314. dumb boat: ok daddy
  315. Zweitonegoismus: And use your brain for the GPU.
  316. dumb boat: You would get about the same power as a lamp
  317. dumb boat: good luck playing tf2
  318. Zweitonegoismus: That's so strong.
  319. Zweitonegoismus: I need your brain.
  320. dumb boat: I am putting into my will that you will have my brain after I'm dead
  321. Zweitonegoismus: I can't wait for you to die.
  322.  
  323. Zweitonegoismus: So now it's fine.
  324. Zweitonegoismus: And you're just yanking my leg.
  325. dumb boat: I'd rather yank something else if you know what I'm saying
  326. Zweitonegoismus: Money from strangers' wallets.
  327. dumb boat: No, silly, your still beating heart from your dying body.
  328. Zweitonegoismus: Wow!
  329. Zweitonegoismus: That sounds totally erotic and I'm not calling the police on you right now!
  330.  
  331. DH: hey bulbear are you circumsized
  332. Zweitonegoismus: Yes.,
  333. Zweitonegoismus: Ask Cherry.
  334. DH: im not.
  335. DH: wanna dock
  336. Intempérie: i circumsized him.
  337. DH: plug and play
  338. Zweitonegoismus: I don't have my boating license.
  339.  
  340. Zweitonegoismus: Bugging a friend for help with the homework.
  341. Zweitonegoismus: Then I saw you eating a bag of dicks and I couldn't help myself.
  342. fish: I will sneeze into your open mouth
  343. Zweitonegoismus: I will catch every droplet of snot.
  344. fish: That's nice, dear
  345. fish: You don't have friends, I'm going to beat you whenever I see you next
  346. Zweitonegoismus: Your only friend is Dh.
  347. Zweitonegoismus: I'm going to pick that mother fucker up and beat you up, mother fucker.
  348. fish: Oh...
  349. fish: I am SO eRectile
  350.  
  351. DH: hey
  352. DH: HWT
  353. DH: i just saw ur profile pic and wanted to tell u that ur super cute and its rare to find a girl gaymer and i wanted to spread your butt cheeks like peanut butter
  354. DH: hey, its cool if ur intimidated by my handsome looks and gigantic black cock, but dont worry baby im vegan
  355. DH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo  Hey, please like and support my redtube channel
  356. DH: Hey, can i interest you in a lifetime of disapointments and compromisesss
  357.  
  358. Dahl: ive been lauhging this entuire chat
  359. Dahl: do you have yaoi hands
  360.  
  361.  
  362. This last part is Bulbear's old profile on steam before he decided he hated life and offed himself.
  363.  
  364.  
  365. Hi. I'm pretty cool, I guess. Here's some stuff:
  366.  
  367.  
  368. 12:01 AM - Bulbear: MURRY CRUSTMAS
  369. 12:07 AM - Specter Desu: happy easter
  370.  
  371. 12:19 AM - Bulbear: HAPPY NEW YEARS!
  372. 12:19 AM - dh: im jewish.
  373.  
  374. 22:44 crispybacon: my profile will eventually
  375. 22:44 crispybacon: be filled
  376. 22:45 crispybacon: with bulbear
  377. 22:46 crispybacon: I like men.
  378.  
  379. 8:37 PM - DH Unboxed Unusual Crone's Dome: Id only be a femboy to a large male trucker in a gas station in arizona on a thursday
  380.  
  381. 5:51 PM - DH: what kind of homo films a black man in his underwear licking his own nipples
  382. 5:51 PM - Bulbear: you
  383. 5:51 PM - DH: If this video were a man.
  384. 5:51 PM - DH: It would be gay
  385. 5:51 PM - DH: so gay in fact
  386. 5:51 PM - DH: that the queerest motherfuckers would beat it. And Southerners would go to brunch with the gay men who beat the shit out of this abortion
  387.  
  388. 1:04 AM - Bulbear: I BET YOU SUCK BABY PENIS.
  389. 1:05 AM - Bulb'lady: Thats pedophilia
  390. 1:05 AM - Bulb'lady: i suck big men cocks
  391.  
  392. 6:10 PM - shuckle: would you screenshot if dh said "the sky is blue"
  393. 6:10 PM - Bulbear: Yes
  394. 6:10 PM - shuckle: ok
  395. 6:10 PM - Bulbear: because I like proving him wrong
  396. 6:10 PM - steven_knitting_1942: Have you seen his profile
  397. 6:10 PM - steven_knitting_1942: like i looked like half of it was quotes from me
  398.  
  399. 8:57 PM - bulbasaur is satan: hiel hitlah
  400.  
  401. 7:06 PM - Omeruo: why the heckie am I not on your profile
  402. 7:06 PM - Omeruo: all I see is gay men
  403. 7:06 PM - Omeruo: Please let me be your gay man
  404. 7:07 PM - Omeruo: Give me your penis.  
  405.  
  406. 7:53 PM - Bulbear: 7:53 PM - dhi :3: im pretty fucking sure
  407. 7:53 PM - dhi :3: that raven said "Oh snap"
  408. 7:54 PM - shuckle: raven, nigga, what u doin
  409. 7:54 PM - shuckle: rappin at my chamber door
  410. 7:54 PM - shuckle: quoth the raven, "swag galore"
  411. 7:54 PM - Bulbear: Woah
  412. 7:54 PM - Bulbear: That was sick, shuckle
  413.  
  414. HAPPY 2014TH BIRTHDAY AMERICA : IM GLAD I GOT AUTOBALANCED TO RED, THATS ONE OF THE COLORS IN ORU FLAG
  415. Bulbear: So is blue.
  416. Shadow 1009: Good thing blue isn't one.
  417. ShastaTheHuskey: Blue is another one lol
  418. HAPPY 2014TH BIRTHDAY AMERICA : SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
  419.  
  420. Bulbear: Hey man.
  421. Bulbear: You're the best.
  422. UFOturtle-kun: thanks bitch
  423.  
  424. okay at video games : Why is my ping higher than snoop dog
  425. ☂Mixxy☂ : lol
  426. StranglingShpee : ill give rescue ranger
  427. cp_welp : its under 420
  428. cp_welp : nice try
  429.  
  430. Bye.
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