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NAME

    blerp

SYNOPSIS

    blerp {[ OPTION | ARGS ]...[ ARGS ... -f [FLAGS] ...}

    blerp {... DIRECTORY ... URL | BLERP} OPTIONS ] -{}

DESCRIPTION

    blerp FILTERS LOCAL OR REMOTE FILES OR RESOURCES USING PATTERNS DEFINED BY ARGUMENTS AND ENVIRONMENT VARIABLES. THIS BEHAVIOR CAN BE ALTERED BY VARIOUS FLAGS.

OPTIONS

    -a      ATTACK MODE

    -b      SUPPRESS BEES

    -—      FLAGS USE EM DASHES

    -c      COUNT NUMBER OF ARGUMENTS

    -d      PIPES OUTPUT TO DEBUG.EXE

    -D      DEPRECATED

    -e      EXECUTE SOMETHING

    -f      FUN MODE

    -g      USE GOOGLE

    -h      CHECK WHETHER INPUT HALTS

    -i      IGNORE CASE (LOWER)

    -I      IGNORE CASE (UPPER)

    -jk     KIDDING

    -n      BEHAVIOR NOT DEFINED

    -o      OVERWRITE

    -O      OPPOSITE DAY

    -p      SET TRUE POPE; ACCEPTS "ROME" OR "AVIGNON"

    -q      QUIET MODE; OUTPUT IS PRINTED TO STDOUT INSTEAD OF BEING SPOKEN ALOUD

    -r      RANDOMIZE ARGUMENTS

    -R      RUN RECURSIVELY ON http://*

    -s      FOLLOW SYMBOLIC LINKS SYMBOLICALLY

    -S      STEALTH MODE

    -t      TUMBLE DRY

    -u      UTF-8 MODE; OTHERWISE DEFAULTS TO ANSEL

    -U      UPDATE (DEFAULT: FACEBOOK)

    -v      VERBOSE; ALIAS TO find / -exec cat {}

    -V      SET VERSION NUMBER

    -y      YIKES

SEE ALSO

    blerp(1), blerp(3), blirb(8), blarb(51) blorp(501)(c)(3)