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- >You've postponed it for months now!
- >You've put it off, and put if off, and put it off...
- >Now, it's time to clean!
- >Time to clean Android Monika!
- >Monika's been saying for a long time how she needs to be cleaned!
- >She feels unsightly and embarrassed if she goes uncleaned for too long!
- >It's been almost six months!
- >Well then, let's do it!
- >Promising Monika you'll see her soon!
- >Holding her hand as you speak her shutdown password: "Flatlander Moni"!
- >Monika limply slumping to the towel on the living room floor!
- >Eyes glassy, nothing but maintenance systems functioning!
- >She looks so beautiful when she's not angry at you for something!
- >Her manual recommends to begin from the hair and work your way down!
- >But you don't need a manual! You're smart!
- >Opening Monika's mouth! Androids can brush their teeth, but Monika hates her electric toothbrush!
- >You told her again and again how electric is better than manual, but she wouldn't budge! So, it's up to you to make everything squeaky clean!
- >Enjoying the pleasant vibrations and whirring as you clean Monika's mouth!
- >Pretending you're a dentist! Pretending you make $250,000 a year! This is awesome!
- >Accidentally deforming Monika's lower left gumline with excessive force! Whoops! Hopefully she won't notice!
- >And... done!
- >Fetching the Shop Vac! Facetiously telling Monika to "open wide" and jabbing the tube into her mouth!
- >Vrmmmm! Sucking out all the minty toothpaste froth!
- >Pouring a little water in her mouth, too! Closing her lovely lips!
- >Shaking her head violently back and forth to rinse!
- >Vrmmmm! Sucking out all that rinsewater too! Careful! Watch that tongue, Monika!
- >Yes, it's easy, so easy, to clean Android Monika!
- >All right! As you just said: Easy peasy point and squeezy! What's next?
- >Carefully popping out Monika's eyeballs!
- >Those are a cinch to clean! Drop them in the eyeball cleaning solution and you're done!
- >It's the sockets that are tricky!
- >Taking a cloth swab and wiping gently behind her eyelids!
- >Salty crusts crumble down into the drainage area around her nose!
- >... Aw, hell! An eyelash fell into her right socket!
- >Fetching the tweezers! Careful! Careful!
- >Careful, I said! You almost scratched the membrane!
- >Got it! Nice job! Wouldn't want to have her eyeball chafe in her socket, then suddenly burst at a dinner party or something!
- >Popping those eyeballs back in!
- >One's a little off center, but that's okay!
- >Moving on to the hair!
- >Oily skin secretions a must to keep her feeling lifelike!
- >The same goes for her scalp!
- >Alas, like humans, this brings scaly buildup behind the ears and at the nape of the neck!
- >Fortunately, synthetic skin is highly resilient!
- >Roughly scraping off congealed oil and guck from Monika's scalp!
- >There are tools for this, but you prefer to use your fingernails!
- >It's more intimate!
- >The detritus coming off like cheese from a grater!
- >The volume is so great that you can make a watchface-sized ball of scalp debris, oil, and loose hair!
- >Normal skin would redden at such a fierce cleaning, but hers is soon pearly white, almost like new!
- >You even found a new friend: A spider deep in the crown of her hair, clinging to her scalp!
- >Placing Mr. Spider among the bananas where he can have his fill of fruit flies!
- >Cleaning Android Monika is a detail-oriented job!
- >Bellybutton lint! Toejam! Lubricating her Achilles tendon where skin meets shoe!
- >No earwax or boogers, at least!
- >Completing the easy work first, just like your parents taught you, so your focus isn't diverted when the important work comes up!
- >That cleaning you've been postponing...
- >That cleaning you've been putting off... for later!
- >Gently sanitizing Monika's nipples of their curds! Usually you'd do this after sex, but now you can be really thorough in ways Monika detests!
- >Curds taste okay! A little too sweet since you topped off her antifreeze last week!
- >Giving her bust a slap for fun! She hates it when you do that!
- >Playing the percussion for "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" on Monika's chest and thighs! She'd really hate that if she were awake!
- >Enough frolicking! You've got a job to do!
- >The "important work" looms!
- >You've been avoiding it up 'til now!
- >Waiting!
- >Hoping, praying it resolves itself somehow!
- >But it doesn't! It didn't! It won't!
- >Monika's been saying for a long time that she needs to be cleaned!
- >She was right!
- >So you gently remove Monika's panties!
- >Her bare ladyparts are a mite crusty, like many humans' ladyparts are!
- >Nothing a washcloth won't cleanse!
- >... It's what's inside that you're afraid of!
- >Taking a deep breath!
- >Parting Monika's labia!
- >Recoiling at the hypergrotesque stench wafting out!
- >Let's try that again!
- >Taking a deep breath!
- >Parting Monika's labia!
- >Inadvertently vomiting all over Monika's stomach!
- >In a eureka moment, thinking of a punchline that ends "Nice to emete you," but not having a joke to go along with it because you're too busy vomiting!
- >It would've been too highbrow anyway!
- >Dragging Monika up onto the kitchen table and fetching a clothespin to prevent further vomitational kinesis! You'll wipe her off later!
- >Once more!
- >Pulling off your vomit-stained shirt!
- >Taking a deep breath!
- >Parting Monika's labia!
- >Jamming your arm up Monika's vagina!
- >Oh, you forgot the rubber gloves, too! Another regret in a pile of them!
- >Well, now you can reconnect with some very old cells of yours!
- >You know exactly what you're feeling!
- >That crusty, tacky, gloopy jelly in Monika!
- >That's six months' worth of human semen!
- >Or what's left of it!
- >Then, as you're about to take the next step, Monika begins to shriek!
- >Oh no! You've triggered Monika's anti-sexual assault software!
- >Monika's vaginal walls clamping down on your hand!
- >Normally meant to restrain perps, Monika now has you in a fleshy vice!
- >Monika stops shrieking to recite her prerecorded anti-sexual assault message!
- >"Could you, like, not do that?"
- >But there's no escape! Her genitals have rendered your arm immobile!
- >Monika recites a second pre-recorded message: "Okay, pencildick! Have It Your Way®!"
- >Monika's vagina floods with liquid pepper spray!
- >Jesus Christ, it's mixing with your blackened, rotting semen! It's squirting all over!
- >Pepper spray already searing your arm! You've got to wake her up!
- >No! The shame would be too great! You didn't even finish the job!
- >Just finish the job! You have one job!
- >Jabbing your searing, bloodspeckled arm further into Monika's vagina!
- >With maddened force, plunging out gobs of rotting semen by the handful!
- >Ceremoniously placing your once-potential children in a little plastic beach bucket!
- >Scraping every fleck of gooey, crusted, pitch-black sperm from the innermost walls of Monika's sacred place!
- >Giving it a long look! Then taking it outside and saying goodbye!
- >Dumping the gelatinous mass directly into a sewer grate!
- >Back inside, prepping Monika's bleach douche!
- >Hey, girls are gross sometimes, okay?
- >Letting the douche do its job for a few hours! Cleaning up the vomit and stray semen and pepper spray, meanwhile!
- >And... done! Draining Monika!
- >Careful! Wouldn't want to get any bleach on your skin! That's dangerous!
- >Now, she's pristine!
- >A success in every respect!
- >You announce Monika's turn-on password: "I never asked for this"!
- >Monika returning to the land of the living! Asking you how it went!
- >"Fine," you perjure!
- >Monika asking if you want some post-cleaning coitus!
- >"No thanks," you say!
- >Cleaning Android Monika!
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