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  1. Yo_D: ok ready??
  2. Apriluvs: Sure..
  3. Yo_D: Oh god great sexual intercourse I liked it how you ____ (adjective ending with ly) handled that stick.
  4. Apriluvs: What is this?
  5. Yo_D: MADLIBS STYLE
  6. Yo_D: Try something new for a change. Fill in the blanks ok.
  7. Apriluvs: ok...
  8. Yo_D: Fill in the blanks then at the end we will put them together :D Also it goes best to not think about it too hard. Just do it asap!!
  9. Apriluvs: Oh god great sexual intercourse I liked it how you passionetly handled that stick.
  10. Yo_D: Ok off to a good start.
  11. Yo_D: However not finished with you yet! I fiercly grab your _____ (noun body part)
  12. Apriluvs: However not finished with you yet! I fiercly grab your tits and
  13. Yo_D: and stick it in my _____ (noun). You _____ (verb) extremely hard.
  14. Apriluvs: stick it in my hot ass. You cum extremely hard.
  15. Yo_D: The pain of having to gone through that was unbearable.
  16. Yo_D: To sooth the ____ (noun) I poured some ____ (noun) into a glass and offered either more _____ (noun) or more _____ (noun)
  17. Apriluvs: um ok this is idk
  18. Yo_D: shs shssh just go with it ok grl luv u so much ur doin gr8 :3
  19. Apriuvs: To sooth the soul I poured some vodka into a glass and offered either more sex or more sex?
  20. Yo_D: With no choice I had to attempt to cum for a 3rd time but it is no problem for me, but April's _____ (noun) is already shattered. How am I supposed to pull this off?
  21. Apriluvs: With no choice I had to attempt to cum for a 3rd time but it is no problem for me, but April's vagina .-. is already shattered. How am I supposed to pull this off?
  22. Yo_D: I pull out the secret weapon, the ______ (noun ending with inator) to finish the job. This baby performs ______ (action noun) and costs 400,00 dollars to fire for 12 seconds.
  23. Apriluvs: I pull out the secret weapon, the exterminator to finish the job. This baby performs intercourse and costs 400,00 dollars to fire for 12 seconds.
  24. Yo_D: I exterminate the vagina of April with such passion. As the vagina rips and I am able to see her ribs, I cum for a 3rd time inside her belly. All you can see is white puss coming out of her ass after dripping through her intestines. What is this... I don't know. Guess tonight was just too rough baby.
  25. Apriluv: wow wtf...
  26. Apriluv: um my turn?
  27. Yo_D: oh your still here? Thought you'd be in the kitchen by now but if you want your turn you impatient bitch, sure.
  28. Apriluv: Yo_D is a complete idiotic _____ (noun) and thinks he is so _____ (verb) but he isnt he is actually fucking ______ (verb).
  29. Yo_D: Yo_D is a complete idiotic hotness and thinks he is so cute but he isnt he is actually fucking gorgeous.
  30. Apriluv: gorgeous isn't a fucking verb dumbass.
  31. Yo_D: What verb can fit that line anyways?!
  32. Apriluv: retarded
  33. Yo_D: re·tard·ed adj \ri-ˈtär-dəd\
  34. Yo_D: ADJECTIVE
  35. Yo_D: Raped idiot
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