on *:Text:*gtfo*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      Part $chan
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*Leave*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      msg $chan Yes Sir
      timer 1 1 Part $chan
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*join*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      timer 1 1 msg $chan Yes Sir
      timer 1 2 join $2
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*part*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      timer 1 1 msg $chan Yes Sir
      timer 1 2 Part $2
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*Greet*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      msg $chan Yes Sir. | timer 1 2 msg $chan Hello there $2! I am Hooh's personal servant, do you require anything?
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*Call*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      msg $chan $2, My master wishes to talk to you!
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*:#:{
  if ($nick == %hi2) { Halt }
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if ($me isin $1) {
      msg $chan Yes Sir?
      set %hi2 $me
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*Nvm*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      msg $chan Ok sir, Thank you for considering to use me!
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*Please Tell*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      msg $chan Yes Sir
      if ($4 == shes || $4 == hes || $4 == his || $4 == her) {
        timer 1 2 msg $chan $3, $replace($4,$4,You're) $5- | timer 1 3 unset %hi2 | haltdef
      }
      else {
        if ($4 == that) && ($5 == shes || $5 == hes) {
          timer 1 2 msg $chan $3, $replace($4,$4,You're) $6- | timer 1 3 unset %hi2 | haltdef
        }
        else {
          if ($4 == to) {
            timer 1 2 msg $chan $3, $5- | timer 1 3 unset %hi2 | haltdef
            else {
              if ($4 == she || $4 == he) && ($5 == is || $5 == has) {
                if ($5 == is) { set %var3 are } {
                  else { set %var3 have } {
                    timer 1 2 msg $chan $3, $replace($4,$4,You) %var3 $6- | unset %var3 | timer 1 3 unset %hi2 | haltdef
                  }
                  else {
                    if ($4 == she || $4 == he) {
                      timer 1 2 msg $chan $3, $replace($4,$4,You) $5- | timer 1 3 unset %hi2 | haltdef
                    }
                    else {
                      timer 1 2 msg $chan $3, $4- | timer 1 3 unset %hi2
                      timer 1 3 unset %hi2
                      timer 1 3 unset %var3
} } } } } } } } } } } } } }
on *:Text:*Say*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      msg $chan $2-
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
}
on *:Text:*Slap*:#:{
if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
  if (%hi2 == $me) {
    if ($2 == yourself) {
      describe $chan slaps $replace($2,$2,myself) $3- | haltdef
    }
    else {
      describe $chan slaps $2-
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
}
on *:Text:*Nick*:#:{
if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
  if (%hi2 == $me) {
    nick $2
    unset %hi2
  }
}
on *:Text:*Kick*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      Kick $2
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*KB*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      mode $chan +b $address($2,2) | kick $2
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}
on *:Text:*Please Get*:#:{
  if ($address($nick,2) == *!*@Swift-35966FB2.bchsia.telus.net || $address($nick,2) == *!*@hacked.name) {
    if (%hi2 == $me) {
      msg $chan Yes Sir
      timer 1 1 describe $chan Gets $3- $+ .
      unset %hi2
    }
  }
}




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