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  1. [02:34] vlaai | Welcome Committee: here we go
  2.  
  3. [02:35] vlaai | Welcome Committee: I was actually about to comment that this fic seemingly has a surprisingly well-written 1st person
  4. [02:35] vlaai | Welcome Committee: but then i saw this... uhhh... plot twist?
  5. [02:36] microüwave | proud walloon 🐓: was it dumbledore tho
  6. [02:36] vlaai | Welcome Committee: geee i wonder what the next scene is about
  7. [02:36] microüwave | proud walloon 🐓: we'll never know
  8. [02:36] Sparrow: link it
  9. [02:36] vlaai | Welcome Committee: well, fun thing is that peggy-sue!Harry is actually Helene and a girl
  10. [02:36] Sparrow: Oof
  11. [02:37] Sparrow: dont link it
  12. [02:37] vlaai | Welcome Committee: Story: Mistakes and Second Chances
  13. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12768475/2
  14. [02:37] BOTvlaaibot:
  15. lisbeth00
  16. Mistakes and Second Chances
  17. I took a flying leap through the Veil of Death. Gonna' be honest, not the smartest thing I've ever done. It doesn't help that Death seems to be a bit of a prick... and what's this about me being sent back in time? OOC, fem!Harry, dark!Harry. Elemental and Black Magics. Femslash. Rated M for language, violence, and mature topics.
  18. :orange_book: Last Updated
  19. about 2 months ago
  20. :book: Length
  21. 319'159 words in 41 chapters
  22. [02:37] Sparrow: yeah I have it open right now lol
  23. [02:37] Sparrow: still cringing through that fic
  24. [02:37] vlaai | Welcome Committee: i need something to fall asleep
  25. [02:37] Sparrow: it just gets worse
  26. [02:38] vlaai | Welcome Committee: The actual narration started of so not-shit
  27. [02:38] vlaai | Welcome Committee: what happened? :(
  28. [02:39] vlaai | Welcome Committee: Did you see the update to whats her name 10 days ago?
  29. [02:39] Sparrow: Yeah but I didn't read it
  30. [02:39] Sparrow: I have barely time for fanfic right now
  31. [02:40] vlaai | Welcome Committee:
  32.  
  33. [02:41] Sparrow: I have 10-15 fanfics open at all times
  34. [02:41] Sparrow: the Helene one too
  35. [02:41] vlaai | Welcome Committee: well so
  36. [02:41] Sparrow: I just scroll through them once in a while
  37. [02:41] vlaai | Welcome Committee: how many house-elfs does helene have?
  38. [02:42] vlaai | Welcome Committee: i haven't gotten to that part yet
  39. [02:42] Sparrow: probably a whole army
  40. [02:43] Sparrow: and they all get paid and have holidays
  41. [02:43] vlaai | Welcome Committee: but do they love him?
  42. [02:43] vlaai | Welcome Committee: or her
  43. [02:44] Sparrow: That fic is weird lmao
  44. [02:44] vlaai | Welcome Committee: i mean i can't really make too much fun of that, can I?
  45. [02:44] vlaai | Welcome Committee: the whole gender thing
  46. [02:44] vlaai | Welcome Committee: glasshouse and stuff
  47. [02:44] Sparrow: I only remember that 'Helene' has sleep overs with 11 y/o Daphne while her father knows that he is a time traveler
  48. [02:44] vlaai | Welcome Committee: huh
  49. [02:44] Sparrow: yeah
  50. [02:44] Sparrow: I don't get it
  51. [02:45] vlaai | Welcome Committee: it's daphnes father
  52. [02:45] vlaai | Welcome Committee: he sold her to gave his daughter a chance to meet harry potter in dodging prison
  53. [02:46] vlaai | Welcome Committee: I'm sure he's responsible in fanon
  54. [02:46] Sparrow: and they scheming a plan to dethrone dumbles and all that while she is playing kindergarden with daphne
  55. [02:46] Sparrow: it's weird
  56. [02:46] vlaai | Welcome Committee: of course
  57. [02:49] AutumnSouls: I don't understand how the authors themselves don't get exhausted with writing that kind of Dumbledore
  58. [02:50] AutumnSouls: At this point, it's a canon fanon station
  59. [02:51] vlaai | Welcome Committee: Reasoning 100
  60.  
  61. [02:52] Sparrow: HP: y tho?
  62. Goblins: fuckin' money
  63. [02:53] Sparrow: seems legit
  64. [02:53] vlaai | Welcome Committee: cough
  65.  
  66. [02:54] vlaai | Welcome Committee: replace goblins by <marginalized group>
  67. [02:54] Erorr: Oh I remember this fic
  68. [02:54] Sparrow: they also freed sirius in that fic
  69. [02:54] Erorr: I think even the author cringes at the start of it
  70. [02:54] vlaai | Welcome Committee: carful what you write there or someone will use it as an allegory for racism
  71. [02:54] AutumnSouls: I grimace at that, having forgotten momentarily the war-faring and vengeance prone nature of the black race due to Rocky's remarkably white-like kindness.
  72. [02:56] Darsynia: bahahahhaha I'm so legit right now. I made sure Remus drank something else to make his mouth not taste like Wolfsbane for kissing
  73. [02:56] vlaai | Welcome Committee: nature of the jews due to Jobannes' remarkably human-like kindness.
  74. [02:56] Darsynia: ouch
  75. [02:56] vlaai | Welcome Committee: Autumn, jews are better because banker
  76. [02:56] AutumnSouls: Damn
  77. [02:56] AutumnSouls: True
  78. [02:56] Darsynia: ouuuuuch
  79. [02:57] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: oh my
  80. [02:57] Neptune: Harry Potter and the Way Things Should Have Been
  81.  
  82. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter and JKR, but why did the main character have to face challenges and fail at times? This is how things should have been done!
  83. [02:57] vlaai | Welcome Committee: @Sparrow ooopsie, lol
  84. [02:57] Sparrow: oh no the (((bankers)))
  85. [02:57] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: you guys are tearing my shit apart
  86. [02:57] Sparrow: @vlaai | Welcome Committee pls no
  87. [02:57] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: I didn't expect to walk into this
  88. [02:57] Darsynia: @Neptune is your icon Hermione with what's his face's mask from Batman
  89. [02:57] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: please, my early chapters are fucking horrific
  90. [02:57] Neptune: no, duct tape
  91. [02:57] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: god im so embarassed
  92. [02:57] Sparrow: OOF
  93. [02:57] vlaai | Welcome Committee: lis, are you the author?
  94. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: yup
  95. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: thats me
  96. [02:58] Erorr: I enjoyed the later chapters tbf
  97. [02:58] AutumnSouls: LOL
  98. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: hahahahahahaha
  99. [02:58] Sparrow: :gasp:
  100. [02:58] AutumnSouls: Hahahaha, fuck
  101. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: holy fuck im in class right now
  102. [02:58] vlaai | Welcome Committee: ohhh god I'm so sorry
  103. [02:58] AutumnSouls: hahahahahaha lmao
  104. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: and I get back from a coffee break
  105. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: and I look and I'm like
  106. [02:58] AutumnSouls: HAHAHAHAAHAHA holy shit
  107. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: "huh what they reading?"
  108. [02:58] Darsynia: aww, I promise we're not all jerks
  109. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: TEARIN MY SHIT APART
  110. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: MY MAPLE BAGEL TASTES LIKE ASHES NOW
  111. [02:58] Darsynia: I can link one of my early fics to rip up if you like
  112. [02:58] vlaai | Welcome Committee: I'd never talked like this if I had known you'd hear it
  113. [02:58] vlaai | Welcome Committee: aooo sorry
  114. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: nah though, my early part of the fic is ass
  115. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: it's fine
  116. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: shit doesn't get good until like, chapter 20
  117. [02:58] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: that's fuckin' hilarious though
  118. [02:58] Erorr: You do have a disclaimer in there iirc
  119. [02:59] AutumnSouls: :lmao:
  120. [02:59] Sparrow: fuck me man
  121. [02:59] Darsynia: like I have a fic where Tonks and Remus are doing surveillance and I think she accidentally transfigures a whole bunch of clocks to explode into feathers
  122. [02:59] Darsynia: I could go find it
  123. [02:59] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: ye
  124. [02:59] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: christ that's so funny
  125. [02:59] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: when I started writing fics, I literally had just started reading them
  126. [02:59] AutumnSouls: i'm fucking dying of laughter
  127. [02:59] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: so my only experience was robst and methods
  128. [02:59] Darsynia: you are a super good sport tho
  129. [03:00] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: so I was like "oh this is it"
  130. [03:00] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: "this is what fanfiction is"
  131. [03:00] Neptune: ahhhh
  132. [03:00] Darsynia: I love you right now
  133. [03:00] AutumnSouls: An amazing sport hahaha god damn
  134. [03:00] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: so when i started writing I had no idea that I was being such an idiot
  135. [03:00] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: christ
  136. [03:00] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: I look back at that stuff and my asshole puckers
  137. [03:00] Lis | vlaai just tear my shit up: but I don't have the time to rewrite it because I'm being shafted by school
  138. [03:00] vlaai | Welcome Committee: If you ever want to make any fun of my stuff you habe an absolute free pass
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