Joseph, you might think you are hard
you are thick as shit and you are about to get parred
Sit down kid and listen to this
because you are about to get fucking dissed
Your last girl was the worse, too tall for you
you didn't look the best together, what a fucking waste
You have a bowl cut, looking like a mug
mismatching clothes daily, what the actual fuck, you disgrace

Attempt at a roadman?
Nah man, wasteman. Thats it!
You call me your best friend but offend the people I love
Met you long ago, been boys for days
met to blaze
Wasn't even lit you didn't even touch the shit

Pissed on a kid, huh?
What shame you were tiny
Jess doesn't know what to expect, big cock, little cock?
King size condoms? not for your pepperami

Bus sesh, they were the days
what a shame they ended but we never blazed
The whole point in a sesh is to take drugs
not act like a loud mouth racist sexist thug on public transport
Disrespectful to all its your personality, its now just expected

Claim you have a shoebox full of dough
its not true because if you had dough in a shoebox it would have been eaten by now.
All in all, you are my boy and you'll be until the end of days.