So I'm playing transformice and switching back to mirc every now and then to talk to people. I finish playing, come back, and see this.

{18:32:13} * Quits: ~Lullabye (Venom@Weaving.Dreams.of.You.and.Me) (Quit: {18:27:32} <+Apocalypse> Go commit suicide.)

In #Arsenic_muffins:

{18:41:55} * Artemis sets mode: +b *!*@You.Just.Lost
{18:41:55} * Apocalypse was kicked by Artemis (You done goofed. Come back in this channel, please. Use your opper powers to unban yourself. Break server rules. Say that shit to my face you fucking faggot. I serve my country, what do you do? Don't )
{18:42:16} * Howard sets mode: +b *!*@PurpleSurge-84EF64C1.device.mst.edu
{18:42:24} * Howard sets mode: -b *!*@You.Just.Lost
{18:43:46} <~Howard> Anyways...
{18:44:02} <+Lord-Harlot> Apocalypse done goofed
{18:44:42} <~Howard> You should have seen what he said.

--

{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:32} <+Apocalypse> Go commit suicide.
{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:33} <+Apocalypse> Because
{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:35} <+Apocalypse> You date
{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:36} <+Apocalypse> A guy
{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:38} <+Apocalypse> Who fails
{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:39} <+Apocalypse> at life
{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:39} <+Blazaking> Apoc what
{18:49:30} <~Howard> {18:27:40} <+Apocalypse> entirely
{18:49:36} <~Howard> That's what he said about me.
{18:49:41} <~Howard> THAT'S why I banned.

--

{18:52:59} * services.purplesurge.com sets mode: -b *!*@PurpleSurge-84EF64C1.device.mst.edu
{18:53:02} * Joins: Apocalypse (The.Game@You.Just.Lost)
{18:53:02} <&Artemis> [Apocalypse] Arsenic is mah muffin. Articuno is some kind of snow cone bird. I like to creep on Haunter. Lullabye needs to stop sleeping. Who is lullx? I love you Britt <3
{18:53:02} * Artemis sets mode: +ao Apocalypse Apocalypse

--

{18:53:38} <&Apocalypse> As I was still on channel acces
{18:53:39} <&Apocalypse> *access
{18:53:46} <&Apocalypse> I can easily unban myself.

--

{18:56:20} * Artemis sets mode: +b *!*@You.Just.Lost
{18:56:20} * Apocalypse was kicked by Artemis (Forgot about the part where I delete your access)
{18:56:40} * Howard sets mode: +b *!*@PurpleSurge-84EF64C1.device.mst.edu

--

Most of it I edited out because some douche was trolling.

The purpose of this pastebin is to show Apoc's true faggotry, and why we should all hate him :D