Stranger: Hi there
You: I would like to apply for an arguement
Stranger: Well, this is abuse. Try next door. You prick.
You: Oh thank you.
You: *walks in*
You: Hello, I am here for an arguement
Stranger: I've told you once.
You: You told me what
Stranger: Yes I have.
You: No you haven't.
Stranger: Yes I have.
You: No, I just walked in!
Stranger: No you didn't.
You: YES I DID
Stranger: I'm afraid you're quite mistaken, sir.
You: No, I walked in just now!
Stranger: Well, I say you didn't.
You: Well, I don't care about your opinion
Stranger: Oh, I'm sorry, is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?
You: Half-hour
Stranger: Ah, thank you.
Stranger: Anyway, I'm quite certain you didn't walk in just now.
You: I just did and I'll do it again!
Stranger: No you won't.
You: Watch! *walks out
You: *walks back in*
You: Se!
Stranger: See what?
You: I walked in!
Stranger: Oh was that it? I thought that was you walking in.
You: Wha- You. Wha-?
You: I WALKED IN
Stranger: But you didn't.
You: I did, too.
Stranger: Did not
You: DID TOO
Stranger: Now let me make one thing quite clear, I'm sure you did not.
You: It is clear that I did!
Stranger: It may be the case that you did. But it is not in any shape or form clear.
You: I- Urgh!
You: HA! I lied it was the five-minute arguement!
Stranger: No it wasn't. That was half an hour
You: It was five minute I paid for.
Stranger: I'm afraid you must pay for half an hour, sir.
You: No I don't
Stranger: Yes you do. We've argued for 30 minutes.
You: I if I didn't pay then why are you argueing?
Stranger: Ah, not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
You: Oh, Shut up.
Stranger: I suppose you'll want to complain?
You: Ah, yes.
Stranger: Next door.
You: Do I have to pay for that?
Stranger: Mmmmmaybe. Or you might be volunteering to complain.
You: *walks next door* I want too complain.
Stranger: YOU want to complain?! Look at these shoes, the heels are worn right through!
You: No I want to complain about-
Stranger: If you complain nothing happens. My back hurts, this coffee's too cold, I'm sick and tired of this office.
You: *goes next door* I want to OW!
Stranger: No no! I want you to hold your head like this and say WAAH!
Stranger: Try it again!
You: *bonk* WOOOH
Stranger: Better, better. But WAAAGH. WAAAAGH, put your head here...
You: *bonk* WAAAAGH
Stranger: Good, good that's it!
You: Stop hitting me!
Stranger: What?
You: Stop hitting me.
Stranger: Stop hitting you?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Why've you come in here, then?
You: I came here to complain!
Stranger: Oh, that's next door! It's being hit on the head lessons in here.
You: What a stupid concept.
Stranger: Indeed so...oh, that's the end of the script I've been copying from.
You: YOu are the best person on this site
Stranger: I thank you. It's been the most fun I've had all day this.