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PokEO Finale: ELDRITCH AS FUCK

Bigwood Jan 19th, 2012 136 Never
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  1. [19:22:20] <Paradox> COMBAT
  2. [19:22:27] <Alcyone> oh boy
  3. [19:22:51] <Paradox> VS TSVAI! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8DCQev6ll4
  4. [19:23:06] <Paradox> dex/speeds
  5. [19:23:35] <Bokor> (10 DEX, 42 speed Lebowski)
  6. [19:24:24] <Dr_Floyd> (12 DEX, 20 Speed Arthropod, 16 speed RedKnight.)
  7. [19:24:34] <Alcyone> dex GOES FIRST (lol aerodynamics), speed 30 Elazul
  8. [19:25:11] <Wyl> (20 DEX, 14 Aqualung, 10 Coyote)
  9. [19:25:26] <Tsvai> ( 30 dex )
  10. [19:26:19] <Tsvai> ( Juni 10 )
  11. [19:28:03] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Vera > Bokor > Mrs.Vetor > Floyd > Mr.Vetor | Lebowski 42 > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > RK 16 > Aqualung 14 > Juni 10 >  Coyote 10'
  12. [19:28:11] <Paradox> ( fuck dual wielding, so many mooons )
  13. [19:28:26] <Paradox> ( did I miss someone/thing)
  14. [19:28:33] <Paradox> ( if not, alcyone's turn! )
  15. [19:29:17] <Alcyone> "Tsvai! What are you doing? Listen to me!"
  16. [19:29:36] <Alcyone> (oh one sec)
  17. [19:29:37] <Bokor> "This is just like the time I got possessed...only...this could be bad, what's up with..?"
  18. [19:29:43] <Bokor> "Her parents?"
  19. [19:30:03] <Alcyone> !tick
  20. [19:30:04] <Botherer> Tick, tock! Tick, tock! You just used Selfdestruct
  21. [19:30:08] <Alcyone> WHELP
  22. [19:30:12] <Wyl> (...what)
  23. [19:30:17] <Alcyone> (my fucking face)
  24. [19:30:24] <Bokor> (...)
  25. [19:30:26] <Bokor> (ahahahhaah)
  26. [19:30:35] <castfromhp> (my god)
  27. [19:30:56] <Paradox> ( .... welp )
  28. [19:31:17] <Dr_Floyd> (Anise, prob control that shit)
  29. [19:31:17] <Dr_Floyd> (OR SOMETHING)
  30. [19:31:18] <Alcyone> (can I?)
  31. [19:31:27] <Paradox> ( sadly yes
  32. [19:31:57] <Alcyone> (okay!)
  33. [19:37:12] <Paradox> <Fools. You cannot hope to stop me. I may only have a sliver of my power, but it is more than enough to crush you.
  34. [19:37:35] <Paradox>  > *
  35. [19:37:54] <Wyl> "This is nonsense..." Wyl grinds his teeth a little, then lines up a shot and fires it at the nearest of the phantoms.
  36. [19:38:07] <Wyl> 1d20 with Bring Him Down active
  37. [19:38:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, with Bring Him Down active: 8 [1d20=8]
  38. [19:38:10] <Paradox> A calm and gentle voice seems to come from Tsvai. It's ... both her voice, and it isn't, like someone is speaking perfectly in sync with her.
  39. [19:38:32] <Wyl> 5d8+5 damage, also paralysis
  40. [19:38:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, damage, also paralysis: 30 [5d8=4,7,5,5,4]
  41. [19:38:43] <Paradox> ( who was that on? )
  42. [19:38:56] <Wyl> (whatever phantom happens to be closest I guess)
  43. [19:39:05] <Wyl> (or doppelganger or REBORN SOUL or whatever they are)
  44. [19:39:08] <Paradox> You hit Mr. Vetor! Ow :<
  45. [19:39:26] <Bokor> (yeah what exactly are they?)
  46. [19:40:52] <Dr_Floyd> (Ghosts)
  47. [19:41:02] <Tsvai> ( Or ZOMBIE GOASTS. )
  48. [19:41:19] <Dr_Floyd> "Zhat is really bad... Can ve snap 'er out, Bock-hor?"
  49. [19:41:23] <Paradox> They appear as dark shadowy forms!
  50. [19:41:30] <Paradox> I said this last time! Guess I shoulda recapped
  51. [19:41:31] <Paradox> 1d20
  52. [19:41:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  53. [19:41:35] <Bokor> "I could try to put her to sleep."
  54. [19:42:05] <Wyl> "We might be able to.  Or maybe taking the others down first will work."
  55. [19:42:29] <Paradox> A giant column of water smashes into Bokor, Aqualung, and Floyd, as the Phantom Mr. Vetor throws up his arms!
  56. [19:42:39] <Paradox> 4d12+17+25
  57. [19:42:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d12+17+25: 59 [4d12=8,1,2,6]
  58. [19:44:03] <Bokor> "Wargarbl," he homes his sights on the bouncing Tsvai and attempts to Hypnotize her!
  59. [19:44:18] <Bokor> 1d20 hypnosis
  60. [19:44:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, hypnosis: 20 [1d20=20]
  61. [19:44:27] <Alcyone> (:D)
  62. [19:44:40] <Paradox> You can't target a bouncing/flying/digging enemy you zoof!
  63. [19:44:48] <Bokor> (you...can't?)
  64. [19:44:50] <Paradox> I'll let you transfer your 20 to somethign else though
  65. [19:44:51] <Bokor> (it doesn't say that in bounce)
  66. [19:45:20] <Bokor> Well then, he bops the illusion of Mr. Vetor.
  67. [19:45:23] <Paradox> ( hypnosis is range 4 )
  68. [19:45:24] <Botherer> ( But she's out of Hypnosis' range anyways )
  69. [19:45:51] <Bokor> 8d12+29 flying damage
  70. [19:45:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, flying damage: 82 [8d12=8,10,6,9,1,5,3,11]
  71. [19:46:46] <Paradox> 1d20
  72. [19:46:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  73. [19:47:06] <Paradox> Mrs. Vetor flails around and nothing happens!
  74. [19:47:18] <Bokor> "bwuh"
  75. [19:47:20] <Paradox> Floydo!
  76. [19:47:38] * Dr_Floyd is holding his command for his Pokémon!
  77. [19:47:49] <Dr_Floyd> (Prepping Tactical Strike)
  78. [19:48:05] <Paradox> Mr. Vetor stomps on the ground...
  79. [19:48:05] <Paradox> 1d20
  80. [19:48:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 9 [1d20=9]
  81. [19:48:39] <Dr_Floyd> (Wait, did he moved twice?)
  82. [19:48:56] <Dr_Floyd> (He water columned us earlier)
  83. [19:49:10] <Paradox> 3d10+15+30 Earth Power on Coyote!
  84. [19:49:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Earth Power on Coyote!: 67 [3d10=9,6,7]
  85. [19:49:10] <Bokor> (I believe Vera was the one who acted previusly, just a typo)
  86. [19:49:20] <Paradox> ( ^ what bokor said )
  87. [19:49:46] <Tsvai> ( Vera? Viere? )
  88. [19:50:03] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Viere > Bokor > Mrs.Vetor > Floyd > Mr.Vetor | Lebowski 42 > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > RK 16 > Aqualung 14 > Juni 10 >  Coyote 10'
  89. [19:50:16] <Paradox> ( in my defense she's made like A appearance. )
  90. [19:50:37] <Paradox> Lebowski's turn btw~
  91. [19:50:44] <Paradox> just go if its your turn don't wait on me :3
  92. [19:52:22] <Bokor> Lebowski assists in taking down the Mr. Vetor shade, then, with a megahorn
  93. [19:52:24] <Bokor> 1d20 ac5
  94. [19:52:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac5: 9 [1d20=9]
  95. [19:52:39] <Paradox> ( hits )
  96. [19:52:48] <Bokor> 5d10+20+25+11 bug damage
  97. [19:52:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, bug damage: 71 [5d10=2,3,2,3,5]
  98. [19:52:51] <Paradox> 1d20 also paralysis on mr. vetor
  99. [19:52:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, also paralysis on mr. vetor: 5 [1d20=5]
  100. [19:52:58] <Paradox> ( ignore that earth power, wyl! )
  101. [19:53:01] <Bokor> (errrr subtract 11 from that)
  102. [19:53:04] <Bokor> (forgot he's not part bug)
  103. [19:53:42] <Paradox> ( also brb just a sec. getting dinner. normally I won't eat at my computer but tonight is SPECIAL )
  104. [19:58:01] <Paradox> ( AC? )
  105. [19:58:03] <Paradox> ( also back )
  106. [19:58:06] <Alcyone> 2
  107. [19:58:16] <Alcyone> er, three
  108. [19:58:16] <Alcyone> sorry
  109. [19:58:21] <Paradox> ( hits )
  110. [19:58:40] <Paradox> and Lebowski's attack attack causes Mr. Vetor to POOF
  111. [19:58:44] <Paradox> so pick a new target actually!
  112. [19:58:52] <Alcyone> okay! FOR THE MRS.
  113. [19:58:57] <Alcyone> still hit?
  114. [19:59:00] <Paradox> yes
  115. [19:59:37] <Alcyone> 2d12+1d10+16+11+36
  116. [19:59:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d12+1d10+16+11+36: 91 [2d12=10,12; 1d10=6]
  117. [20:00:34] <Dr_Floyd> "Arthropod, try ze Delta Manuever!" Floyd yells as the bug tries to slash down Vera twice!
  118. [20:00:40] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Fury Cutter
  119. [20:00:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Fury Cutter: 1 [1d20=1]
  120. [20:00:49] <Dr_Floyd> (Fff)
  121. [20:01:15] <Paradox> SPARKLE SPARKLE
  122. [20:01:16] <Paradox> 1d20
  123. [20:01:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  124. [20:01:18] <Paradox> ...
  125. [20:01:20] <Paradox> misses :T
  126. [20:01:35] <Paradox> You hear a pleasant strumming sound as he misses though!
  127. [20:01:38] <Alcyone> 1d20 sparklecheck
  128. [20:01:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, sparklecheck: 9 [1d20=9]
  129. [20:01:40] <Alcyone> nope
  130. [20:02:32] <Paradox> ( rks turn )
  131. [20:03:50] <Paradox> ( dr_floyd ? )
  132. [20:04:08] <Dr_Floyd> Red charges Vera, enveloping himself with flame!
  133. [20:04:11] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 flare blitz
  134. [20:04:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, flare blitz: 5 [1d20=5]
  135. [20:04:41] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+8 tactical manuever
  136. [20:04:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, tactical manuever: 13 [1d20=5]
  137. [20:04:47] <Dr_Floyd> (fff)
  138. [20:04:48] <Paradox> miss :C
  139. [20:05:14] <Paradox> aqualung's turn!
  140. [20:05:45] <Wyl> Aqualung has FIRE BREATH for Mrs. Vetor!
  141. [20:05:53] <Wyl> 1d20 flamethrowan
  142. [20:05:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, flamethrowan: 15 [1d20=15]
  143. [20:06:11] <Wyl> 4d12+17+31+9
  144. [20:06:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 4d12+17+31+9: 86 [4d12=9,12,3,5]
  145. [20:07:31] <Paradox> ( Juni's turn, Tsvai ~ )
  146. [20:08:02] <Tsvai> Juni flips over, and gnaws on Lebowski!
  147. [20:08:06] <Tsvai> 1d20 Ice Fang
  148. [20:08:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Ice Fang: 19 [1d20=19]
  149. [20:08:28] <Tsvai> 1d2 frozen on 1, flinched on 2
  150. [20:08:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, frozen on 1, flinched on 2: 1 [1d2=1]
  151. [20:08:51] <Tsvai> 1d12+16+22 ice damage
  152. [20:08:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, ice damage: 39 [1d12=1]
  153. [20:10:00] <Bokor> Triggering Quick Feet, 54 speed.
  154. [20:10:01] <Paradox> ( coyote, wyl! )
  155. [20:10:13] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Viere > Bokor > Mrs.Vetor > Floyd > Mr.Vetor | Lebowski 54 > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > RK 16 > Aqualung 14 > Juni 10 >  Coyote 10'
  156. [20:10:41] <Wyl> Coyote bulks himself up with Stockpile~ (total +2 def, +1 spdef now)
  157. [20:11:26] <Alcyone> (how many of the ghosts/Juni are within a four meter burst from me?)
  158. [20:12:33] <Paradox> ( you can move to hit any of them )
  159. [20:12:41] <Paradox> ( but just one )
  160. [20:12:49] <Alcyone> (can I get m- okay.jpg)
  161. [20:13:05] <Alcyone> (even though I purposely teleported into the midst of them when I ally switched?)
  162. [20:13:46] <Paradox> ( oh right )
  163. [20:13:53] <Paradox> ( ok all of them but juni )
  164. [20:14:02] <Alcyone> 1d20 RELIC SONG
  165. [20:14:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, RELIC SONG: 10 [1d20=10]
  166. [20:14:09] <Alcyone> ac 2
  167. [20:14:48] <Paradox> hitss
  168. [20:16:03] <Alcyone> 2d12+21+41
  169. [20:16:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d12+21+41: 71 [2d12=8,1]
  170. [20:16:29] <Paradox> ow
  171. [20:16:42] <Paradox> Tsvai!
  172. [20:17:46] * Tsvai lands on Alcyone! Ninja assault!
  173. [20:17:51] <Tsvai> 1d20 Bounce
  174. [20:17:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Bounce: 7 [1d20=7]
  175. [20:17:56] <Alcyone> 1d20 flash!
  176. [20:17:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, flash!: 20 [1d20=20]
  177. [20:18:06] <Tsvai> ( AC 4 )
  178. [20:18:18] <Alcyone> (evasion lol psychic)
  179. [20:18:21] <Alcyone> (roll dem damages)
  180. [20:18:59] <Tsvai> 3d10+25 flying damage
  181. [20:18:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, flying damage: 49 [3d10=6,9,9]
  182. [20:19:04] <Alcyone> mk
  183. [20:19:26] * Wyl heals Alcyone right back up.  Or at least for 40 HP.
  184. [20:19:29] <Alcyone> As Tsvai lands, she hits Alcyone's cloak, which blinds her with a sudden flash of light!
  185. [20:19:39] <Alcyone> (thanks wol :])
  186. [20:19:52] <Wyl> (Or has costs put you at the point where 80 is more sensible? @_@ )
  187. [20:20:00] <Alcyone> (40 is fine)
  188. [20:21:15] <Paradox> Viera launches another jet of water!
  189. [20:21:19] <Paradox> 1d20 Wyl
  190. [20:21:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Wyl: 5 [1d20=5]
  191. [20:21:27] <Paradox> aaaaand misses D:<
  192. [20:21:30] <Paradox> Bokor!
  193. [20:21:35] * Bokor bops at Mrs. Vetor!
  194. [20:21:39] <Bokor> 1d20
  195. [20:21:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  196. [20:21:45] <Bokor> 4d12+19 flying damage
  197. [20:21:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, flying damage: 41 [4d12=8,6,7,1]
  198. [20:23:41] <Paradox> bop
  199. [20:23:50] <Paradox> Mrs Vetor focuses on Bokor..
  200. [20:23:53] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 NOT SO FAST! BULLET PUNCH!
  201. [20:23:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, NOT SO FAST! BULLET PUNCH!: 20 [1d20=20]
  202. [20:23:59] <Bokor> (ahahha)
  203. [20:24:01] <Paradox> 1d20
  204. [20:24:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  205. [20:24:13] <Dr_Floyd> 4d6+16 damage
  206. [20:24:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, damage: 21 [4d6=1,1,2,1]
  207. [20:24:34] * Dr_Floyd punches Mrs. Vetor on the face with a flash just before she does anything!
  208. [20:24:41] <Alcyone> (oh man, two shinies)
  209. [20:25:00] <Paradox> 6d10+30+20
  210. [20:25:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 6d10+30+20: 83 [6d10=6,6,2,5,7,7]
  211. [20:25:04] <Alcyone> (er, twenties)
  212. [20:25:22] <Paradox> She unleashes a wave of dark aura on bobcor!
  213. [20:25:54] <Bokor> "Ooof."
  214. [20:26:08] <Bokor> 1d20 frozen check since it's Lebowski's turn
  215. [20:26:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, frozen check since it's Lebowski's turn: 19 [1d20=19]
  216. [20:26:47] <Bokor> Lebowski iron head's the Missus Vetor, since Frozen cures!
  217. [20:26:57] <Bokor> 1d20 ac2
  218. [20:26:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac2: 3 [1d20=3]
  219. [20:27:18] <Bokor> 2d12+16+36 in the chance that hits
  220. [20:27:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, in the chance that hits: 58 [2d12=4,2]
  221. [20:28:31] <Paradox> doesn't hit BUT
  222. [20:28:40] <Paradox> but you're awful and should feel bad
  223. [20:29:07] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Viere > Bokor > Mrs.Vetor > Floyd  | Lebowski 54 > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > RK 16 > Aqualung 14 > Juni 10 >  Coyote 10'
  224. [20:29:20] <Paradox> ( Elazul's turn, alcyone ~ )
  225. [20:30:00] <Alcyone> 1d20 THIS DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE JURIS
  226. [20:30:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, THIS DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE JURIS: 12 [1d20=12]
  227. [20:30:29] <Alcyone> 2d12+1d10+16+11+36
  228. [20:30:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d12+1d10+16+11+36: 79 [2d12=4,3; 1d10=9]
  229. [20:30:35] <Paradox> Break's old ASteri character takes 79 damage!
  230. [20:30:46] <Alcyone> the junis
  231. [20:30:50] <Alcyone> you dickbutt :c
  232. [20:31:01] <Tsvai> ( That's Juri, you silly )
  233. [20:31:09] <Tsvai> ( Juni's completely different )
  234. [20:31:18] <Paradox> ( juri is what she said! )
  235. [20:31:28] <Alcyone> (:I)
  236. [20:31:46] <Wyl> (this is silly also NEXT)
  237. [20:32:02] <Dr_Floyd> 1d200 stone edge
  238. [20:32:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, stone edge: 159 [1d200=159]
  239. [20:32:09] <Bokor> (pppht)
  240. [20:32:10] <Paradox> MEIN GOTT
  241. [20:32:15] <Dr_Floyd> (derp)
  242. [20:32:32] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20
  243. [20:32:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  244. [20:32:36] <Bokor> (ahahahah)
  245. [20:32:42] <Dr_Floyd> (are you fucking kidding me)
  246. [20:32:45] <Bokor> (oh man that sucks)
  247. [20:32:52] <Paradox> C-C-C-COMBO!
  248. [20:32:57] <Paradox> 6d4
  249. [20:32:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 6d4: 10 [6d4=1,2,1,3,1,2]
  250. [20:33:04] <Paradox> Arty gets 10 Appeal!
  251. [20:33:20] <Paradox> 1d20 also SPARKLE SPARKLE
  252. [20:33:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, also SPARKLE SPARKLE: 14 [1d20=14]
  253. [20:33:22] <Paradox> 1d20
  254. [20:33:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  255. [20:33:30] <Paradox> ( oh whoops, first one is fine )
  256. [20:33:33] <Paradox> ( hits, Floyd )
  257. [20:33:42] <Dr_Floyd> (it does?)
  258. [20:33:45] <Paradox> ( yes )
  259. [20:34:02] <Paradox> You hear that soft strumming sound again!
  260. [20:34:03] <Dr_Floyd> 4d12+17+27+10 then
  261. [20:34:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, then: 91 [4d12=5,12,12,8]
  262. [20:34:14] <Dr_Floyd> (On Mrs. Vetor)
  263. [20:34:15] <Paradox> And then you see Sigurd :O
  264. [20:34:24] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat."
  265. [20:34:35] <Paradox> He's about 20 feet away from you, and you hear him playan music!
  266. [20:34:48] <Paradox> Red Knight's turn
  267. [20:34:51] <Bokor> "Where the shit have you been for the last few weeks?"
  268. [20:35:03] <Dr_Floyd> Red kicks Viere with BURNING JUSTICE!
  269. [20:35:07] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Blaze Kick
  270. [20:35:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Blaze Kick: 14 [1d20=14]
  271. [20:35:33] <Dr_Floyd> 3d10+15+34+10
  272. [20:35:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 3d10+15+34+10: 76 [3d10=4,10,3]
  273. [20:36:10] <Paradox> Aaand she's down!
  274. [20:36:21] <Paradox> And Mrs. Vetor is too for that matter, forgot to apply that damage :B
  275. [20:36:37] <Paradox> 1d5
  276. [20:36:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d5: 1 [1d5=1]
  277. [20:37:02] <Paradox> A flash of green and purple light leaves Tsvai and strikes Alcyone!
  278. [20:37:25] <Paradox> Tsvai drops to her knees with a bad headache
  279. [20:37:32] <Tsvai> "Owwwwwwww....."
  280. [20:37:33] <Bokor> "And the cycle continues....feelin' a bit better, Tsvai?"
  281. [20:37:45] <Tsvai> "Everything hurts! What happened?"
  282. [20:38:00] <Bokor> "You got possessed."
  283. [20:38:03] <Dr_Floyd> "No matter, vatch out for ze Fräulein!"
  284. [20:38:10] <Bokor> "Annnd alcyone just took your place."
  285. [20:38:13] <Paradox> VS ALCYONE
  286. [20:38:56] * Alcyone shakes her head, looking disoriented
  287. [20:38:58] <Paradox> ... I forgot to ask Anise for battle music
  288. [20:39:03] <Paradox> so you get
  289. [20:39:04] <Paradox> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-7SMRSvnv8
  290. [20:39:05] <Bokor> "Well...let's see what comes up with her..."
  291. [20:39:07] <Wyl> "...Seems I was right.  Aim for the phantoms."
  292. [20:39:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Vhich Phantoms?"
  293. [20:39:33] <Tsvai> "What? Then we've got to keep her and her buddies safe!"
  294. [20:39:35] <Alcyone> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5v_Go_Hu24 here it is)
  295. [20:40:00] <Paradox> Alcyone shakes hear head violently as Urmaresheron takes hold...
  296. [20:40:15] <Paradox> Elazul does the same!
  297. [20:40:32] <Paradox> And two shadows begin to form.
  298. [20:40:48] <Wyl> "Those ones."
  299. [20:40:59] <Bokor> "Here we go again, then..."
  300. [20:41:01] <Paradox> They're huge - they look like big humanoids with tusks and one eye.
  301. [20:41:11] <Dr_Floyd> "Duly no-oh vhat in ze heck is zhat."
  302. [20:41:12] <Paradox> One is wearing a nobleman's suit - the other is wearing a noblewoman's dress.
  303. [20:41:24] <Bokor> "I'm..."
  304. [20:41:33] <Paradox> One holds a club that says SHAME, the other a club that says FAILURE.
  305. [20:41:34] <Bokor> "...Does she got issues with her folks?"
  306. [20:41:36] <Dr_Floyd> "Zheir parents?"
  307. [20:42:58] <Bokor> (aquatail's turn or ?)
  308. [20:42:59] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor >  Floyd  | SHAME >  Lebowski 54 > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > FAILURE > RK 16 > Aqualung 14 > Juni 10 >  Coyote 10'
  309. [20:43:06] <Paradox> ( yes, aqualung's turn )
  310. [20:44:26] <Wyl> 1d20 scalding SHAME then
  311. [20:44:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, scalding SHAME then: 8 [1d20=8]
  312. [20:44:45] <Wyl> 3d10+10+31+9 then
  313. [20:44:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, then: 66 [3d10=9,5,2]
  314. [20:46:22] <Paradox> < You people can't stop me. A failed scholar. A woman with no purpose. A failed creation that FAILED its purpose. An old man that the world will soon forget.  >
  315. [20:46:42] <Paradox> ( Juni's turn! )
  316. [20:48:16] <Paradox>  <  Dr. Floyd ... you are not as useless as these others ... you can understand the way the world sometimes may be .... you could be a great asset to me. To the WORLD. With the knowledge I can give you, and give your race ... you could help me rule ...  >
  317. [20:50:06] <Bokor> "Won't be any more forgotten than you were once we're done puttin' you down!"
  318. [20:50:59] <Dr_Floyd> "You think so?" He stops for a bit, looking pensive. "Unfortunately, i am a man of Honor, Patriotism und Logic." He sighs. "Honor vill make me fight alongside my comrades. Patriotism will make me fight for my Empire. Logic dictates zhat serving a mad god is a terrible idea."
  319. [20:51:31] <Dr_Floyd> "Sorry, but i 'ave no desires but to arrive 'ome safely und live vith my family!"
  320. [20:52:12] <Paradox> ( tsvai, it's juni's turn ~)
  321. [20:53:31] <Tsvai> "Juni! Be careful!"
  322. [20:54:06] <Tsvai> Juni flips over, and bites down on Shame!
  323. [20:54:43] <Tsvai> 1d20 Crunch
  324. [20:54:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Crunch: 4 [1d20=4]
  325. [20:54:53] <Tsvai> 2d12+2d10+16+22 dark in case that hits somehow, AC 2
  326. [20:54:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, dark in case that hits somehow, AC 2: 64 [2d12=11,8; 2d10=1,6]
  327. [20:55:27] <Paradox> Coyote's turn, Wyl!
  328. [20:55:35] <Paradox> ( doesn't hit btw )
  329. [20:56:05] <Wyl> Coyote adds to the bombardment of SHAME with a seed bomb
  330. [20:56:07] <Wyl> 1d20
  331. [20:56:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  332. [20:56:23] <Wyl> 2d12+16+22+9
  333. [20:56:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 2d12+16+22+9: 65 [2d12=7,11]
  334. [20:57:16] <Paradox> ALCYONE!
  335. [20:57:40] <Alcyone> Alcyone dashes over to Floyd aaand
  336. [20:57:42] <Alcyone> !tick
  337. [20:57:43] <Botherer> Tick, tock! Tick, tock! You just used Ember
  338. [20:57:58] <Bokor> (ppppht)
  339. [20:58:05] <Wyl> (durrhurrhurr)
  340. [20:58:40] <Alcyone> 1d20
  341. [20:58:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 1 [1d20=1]
  342. [20:58:43] <Alcyone> hur
  343. [20:58:54] <Bokor> (hurfed so hard you harfed)
  344. [20:58:55] <Dr_Floyd> "..."
  345. [20:59:00] <Bokor> "..."
  346. [20:59:23] <Dr_Floyd> "I believe zat is a sideeffect from possession?"
  347. [20:59:27] <Bokor> "Oh come on just cause the embodiment of what you think of your parents is here..."
  348. [20:59:27] <Dr_Floyd> (Also Tsvai)
  349. [20:59:51] * Tsvai quick-switches Juni out, and leaps into the air!
  350. [21:00:00] <Paradox> The shades grow a little bigger as Bokor makes Alcyone's feelings of shame and failure increase!
  351. [21:00:09] <Alcyone> ;_;
  352. [21:00:19] <Tsvai> With a flick of the wrist, Ein is already in flight, with Tsvai riding on the Mach Pokemon!
  353. [21:00:23] <Tsvai> ( Ein, speed 60 )
  354. [21:00:39] <Tsvai> She flies by Shame, delivering a fly-by flogging!
  355. [21:00:43] <Tsvai> 1d20 Psychic LASH
  356. [21:00:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Psychic LASH: 15 [1d20=15]
  357. [21:01:08] <Tsvai> 4d12+20 psychic
  358. [21:01:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, psychic: 50 [4d12=6,9,5,10]
  359. [21:02:38] <Tsvai> "Alcy-lady!"
  360. [21:02:54] <Paradox> Wyl!
  361. [21:02:55] <Tsvai> "You can't give up! You're the best damn witch I know!"
  362. [21:03:02] <Wyl> Wyl treats Bokor.  +80 HP~
  363. [21:03:05] <Tsvai> "And I know a lot of witches, let me tell you!"
  364. [21:03:24] <Tsvai> "MY BEST FRIEND IS THE BEST DAMN WITCH OUT THERE, DO YOU HEAR ME"
  365. [21:03:35] <Alcyone> (tsvaiii ;_;)
  366. [21:03:56] * Bokor cracks his knuckles. "Thanks, Wyl."
  367. [21:04:09] <Bokor> He charges spears at SHAME!
  368. [21:04:11] <Bokor> 1d20
  369. [21:04:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 13 [1d20=13]
  370. [21:04:17] <Bokor> 4d12+19
  371. [21:04:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 4d12+19: 40 [4d12=11,2,1,7]
  372. [21:04:38] <Paradox> dr_floyd!
  373. [21:04:43] * Dr_Floyd gives a pep rally to the Pokémon in the field, increasing their defense by 1 combat stage! (Morale Boost, lasts 8 turns)
  374. [21:04:57] <Dr_Floyd> "Come on everyone! Ve shall save our friend now. Steel your bodies!"
  375. [21:04:58] <Paradox> ( fuck it lasts till normal for a CS )
  376. [21:05:20] <Paradox> ( counting turns when it's above like 5 is dumbtier D:< )
  377. [21:05:29] <Dr_Floyd> (rest of the encounter actually)
  378. [21:05:40] <Dr_Floyd> (the 8 is the range derp)
  379. [21:06:00] <Tsvai> "A glorious leader isn't a failure! A glorious leader has nothing to be ashamed of!"
  380. [21:06:05] <Paradox> Shame stomps right on over to Juni!
  381. [21:06:07] <Paradox> 1d20
  382. [21:06:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  383. [21:06:13] <Tsvai> Juni's been returned.
  384. [21:06:18] <Tsvai> Tsvai is riding Ein!
  385. [21:06:53] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor >  Floyd  | SHAME >  Lebowski 54 > Ein 45  > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > FAILURE > RK 16 > Aqualung 14 >  Coyote 10'
  386. [21:07:05] <Paradox> He stomps right over to Lebowski then!
  387. [21:07:06] <Dr_Floyd> (tbh break, you just said you let Ein out, not that you recalled  Juni)
  388. [21:07:21] <Tsvai> ( [ 18:59.28 ]- - Tsvai quick-switches Juni out, and leaps into the air! )
  389. [21:07:40] <Dr_Floyd> (Derp. Well, remember, increased defense)
  390. [21:08:21] <Bokor> (Pretty sure whatever it is hits )
  391. [21:08:26] <Paradox> 4d12+17+45 Earthquake on Lebowski, Floyd, & Coyote
  392. [21:08:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Earthquake on Lebowski, Floyd, & Coyote: 90 [4d12=10,6,2,10]
  393. [21:08:38] <Bokor> Lebowski uses Protect!
  394. [21:09:05] <Wyl> Coyote doesn't give any fucks, he's got Levitate!
  395. [21:09:15] <Bokor> (Floyd on the other hand...)
  396. [21:09:17] <Bokor> (:<)
  397. [21:09:53] <Dr_Floyd> "Yeowch!"
  398. [21:10:39] <Tsvai> ( Ein is Speed 60 - 30 Speed with 4 stages )
  399. [21:11:00] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor >  Floyd  | SHAME >  Ein 60 > Lebowski 54  > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > FAILURE > RK 16 > Aqualung 14 >  Coyote 10'
  400. [21:11:14] * Tsvai holds on tight as Ein pulls himself into a rapid spin, cork-screw tackling Shame!
  401. [21:11:43] <Tsvai> 1d20 Dragon motherfucking Rush AC 4
  402. [21:11:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Dragon motherfucking Rush AC 4: 9 [1d20=9]
  403. [21:11:56] <Bokor> (eeep that's cutting it close)
  404. [21:15:12] <Paradox> ( it hits )
  405. [21:17:09] <Tsvai> 4d12+17+32+12 dragon damage!
  406. [21:17:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, dragon damage!: 87 [4d12=4,2,8,12]
  407. [21:17:42] <Paradox> ( Lebowski~ )
  408. [21:18:12] <Paradox> ( oh right protect )
  409. [21:18:19] <Paradox> ( Arty and RK then, Dr_Floyd )
  410. [21:18:50] <Dr_Floyd> Arthropod hops on FAILURE and slashes him with a claw!
  411. [21:18:57] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Fury cutter
  412. [21:18:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Fury cutter: 16 [1d20=16]
  413. [21:19:24] <Dr_Floyd> 2d10+5+27+8
  414. [21:19:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 2d10+5+27+8: 50 [2d10=1,9]
  415. [21:20:04] <Dr_Floyd> Meanwhile, Red follows it up with another flaming tackle!
  416. [21:20:06] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Flare Blitz
  417. [21:20:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Flare Blitz: 13 [1d20=13]
  418. [21:20:47] <Dr_Floyd> 5d10+15+34+10
  419. [21:20:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 5d10+15+34+10: 85 [5d10=2,1,7,9,7]
  420. [21:23:09] <Bokor> (whose turn is it? :C)
  421. [21:23:20] <Paradox> 1d20
  422. [21:23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  423. [21:24:23] <Paradox> 4d12+17+45 on Wyl, Ein, and Red Knight
  424. [21:24:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, on Wyl, Ein, and Red Knight: 91 [4d12=6,11,11,1]
  425. [21:24:28] <Paradox> ( fighting type btw )
  426. [21:25:01] <Paradox> The gigantic behemoth raises his club .... and suddenly Wyl, Ein, and RK are hit some some strange force!
  427. [21:25:49] <Wyl> asdfgh OWW.  Aqualung and Coyote are not going to stand for this and continue trying to take SHAME down
  428. [21:25:52] <Wyl> 1d20 flamethrowan
  429. [21:25:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, flamethrowan: 16 [1d20=16]
  430. [21:26:17] <Wyl> 4d12+17+31+9
  431. [21:26:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 4d12+17+31+9: 101 [4d12=11,11,11,11]
  432. [21:26:35] <Wyl> 1d20 Crunch
  433. [21:26:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Crunch: 9 [1d20=9]
  434. [21:26:45] <Wyl> 2d12+16+22
  435. [21:26:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 2d12+16+22: 48 [2d12=8,2]
  436. [21:27:00] <Alcyone> (dox)
  437. [21:27:05] <Alcyone> (you skipped elazul ;_;)
  438. [21:27:15] <Paradox> ( oh so I did ;_; )
  439. [21:27:16] <Paradox> ( his turn then! )
  440. [21:27:18] <Dr_Floyd> (Dox, was that attack?)
  441. [21:27:27] <Paradox> ( special, floyd )
  442. [21:27:36] <Dr_Floyd> (D:)
  443. [21:27:36] <Paradox> ( sorry, forgot to say! )
  444. [21:27:46] <Alcyone> (is okay)
  445. [21:27:58] <Dr_Floyd> Red is knocked out!
  446. [21:28:29] <Dr_Floyd> (and jesus, almost DST'd too)
  447. [21:29:16] <Alcyone> Elazul flaps over to Aqualung and slams down into the ground near her!
  448. [21:29:21] <Alcyone> 1d20 earfquake
  449. [21:29:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, earfquake: 18 [1d20=18]
  450. [21:29:28] <Alcyone> (oh no that's a crit ;_;)
  451. [21:30:14] <Wyl> (well, roll the damage)
  452. [21:31:38] <Alcyone> 8d12+1d10+34+36+11
  453. [21:31:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 8d12+1d10+34+36+11: 129 [8d12=7,8,1,2,2,9,7,9; 1d10=3]
  454. [21:32:14] <Wyl> Aqualung gets his second strike! D:
  455. [21:32:41] <Paradox> Alcyone's turn!
  456. [21:33:17] <Alcyone> 1d4
  457. [21:33:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d4: 3 [1d4=3]
  458. [21:33:27] * Alcyone dashes over to Bokor!
  459. [21:33:31] <Alcyone> !tick
  460. [21:33:31] <Botherer> Tick, tock! Tick, tock! You just used Solarbeam
  461. [21:33:36] * Alcyone TAKES IN ENERGY
  462. [21:34:01] <Paradox> TSVAI
  463. [21:34:02] <Dr_Floyd> (Oh jesus i'm glad i didn't had Red use his daily Sunny Day that turn)
  464. [21:35:18] * Tsvai flies by, delivering another fly-by lashing towards Shame!
  465. [21:35:26] <Tsvai> 1d20 ATTAAAAAAACK
  466. [21:35:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, ATTAAAAAAACK: 18 [1d20=18]
  467. [21:35:33] <Tsvai> 4d12+20 psychic
  468. [21:35:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, psychic: 34 [4d12=4,4,3,3]
  469. [21:37:36] <Paradox> WYL
  470. [21:37:36] <Paradox> GO
  471. [21:37:52] <Wyl> oh yeah it is me.  SWAPPING AQUALUNG FOR CRESS
  472. [21:38:03] <Wyl> (speed is 4)
  473. [21:38:59] * Wyl doesn't have quick switch so that's full turn
  474. [21:39:29] <Bokor> Bokor looks to FAILURE and attempts to hypnotise it!
  475. [21:39:38] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor >  Floyd  | SHAME >  Ein 60 > Lebowski 54  > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > FAILURE > RK 16 >  Coyote 10 > CRESS'
  476. [21:39:47] <Bokor> 1d20 ac6
  477. [21:39:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac6: 10 [1d20=10]
  478. [21:40:10] <Paradox> 3d20
  479. [21:40:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d20: 8 [3d20=3,4,1]
  480. [21:40:17] <Paradox> ( wow ... )
  481. [21:40:22] <Paradox> 3d20 friendly reroll
  482. [21:40:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, friendly reroll: 26 [3d20=4,13,9]
  483. [21:40:47] <Paradox> it seems disrupted, but it can't sleep! Because it's not real! you silly!
  484. [21:40:52] * Dr_Floyd returns RK and sends Shorty (Speed 32) as he tries to kick FAILURE down!
  485. [21:41:02] <Bokor> "Well, shit."
  486. [21:41:02] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 FLOYD KICK!
  487. [21:41:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, FLOYD KICK!: 10 [1d20=10]
  488. [21:41:24] <Dr_Floyd> 4d12+16 damage
  489. [21:41:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, damage: 32 [4d12=1,6,3,6]
  490. [21:41:28] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor >  Floyd  | SHAME >  Ein 60 > Lebowski 54  > Shorty 32 > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > FAILURE >  Coyote 10 > CRESS'
  491. [21:42:25] <Paradox> 1d20
  492. [21:42:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  493. [21:42:36] <Bokor> (oshit)
  494. [21:42:39] <Paradox> ( ooooh boy )
  495. [21:42:50] <castfromhp> (zoof you goof did you never take fumble?)
  496. [21:43:18] <Bokor> (no :<)
  497. [21:43:34] <castfromhp> (-10 Camellia disapproves)
  498. [21:45:00] <Paradox> 1d100
  499. [21:45:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 29 [1d100=29]
  500. [21:45:08] <Paradox> ( well )
  501. [21:45:18] <Paradox> ( dicemaid says don't change the move I had in mind )
  502. [21:45:21] <Paradox> 1d100 do I listen?
  503. [21:45:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, do I listen?: 3 [1d100=3]
  504. [21:45:28] <Paradox> ( dicemaid hates you guys )
  505. [21:45:32] <Wyl> (dicemaid is out to get us)
  506. [21:45:35] <Tsvai> ( Dicemaid hates EVERYONE )
  507. [21:46:00] <Bokor> (shiiiit)
  508. [21:46:06] <Paradox> 4d12+42+45 ROCKSLIDE on Wyl, Tsvai, Ein, Lebowski, Elazul, and Coyote.
  509. [21:46:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, ROCKSLIDE on Wyl, Tsvai, Ein, Lebowski, Elazul, and Coyote.: 108 [4d12=2,9,6,4]
  510. [21:46:35] <Bokor> (that could be worse, a lot worse)
  511. [21:46:46] <Paradox> SHAME smashes his club on the ground, throwing boulders of the steely substrance the ground seems to be made of at much of the party!
  512. [21:46:52] <Paradox> ( rockslide flinches bokor :C )
  513. [21:47:02] <Wyl> Wyl Protects!
  514. [21:47:23] <Tsvai> Ein barely stays afloat!
  515. [21:47:33] <Bokor> Lebowski doesn't seem THAT hurt, but yes flinched
  516. [21:47:34] <castfromhp> (Special Trollperations Member)
  517. [21:47:51] <Paradox> Ein's turn!
  518. [21:48:45] <Tsvai> ( Can I hit the shades with an Earthquake without harming anyone else? )
  519. [21:49:00] <Paradox> (nnno )
  520. [21:49:06] <Paradox> ( well )
  521. [21:49:06] <Paradox> 1d100
  522. [21:49:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 17 [1d100=17]
  523. [21:49:08] <Tsvai> (....one of the shades, then? )
  524. [21:49:10] <Paradox> ( ok yes )
  525. [21:49:12] <Paradox> ( one of them )
  526. [21:49:13] <Tsvai> OKAY
  527. [21:49:17] <castfromhp> (isn't Ein flinched?)
  528. [21:49:22] <Bokor> (nope)
  529. [21:49:29] <Bokor> (wait)
  530. [21:49:29] <Paradox> ( oh yeah he is duh )
  531. [21:49:31] <Bokor> (yes he is)
  532. [21:49:35] <Tsvai> ( man what )
  533. [21:49:42] <Paradox> ( Shorty's turn then! )
  534. [21:49:44] <Bokor> (rockslide flinches)
  535. [21:49:45] <Dr_Floyd> Shorty throws a ball of pure shadows at FAILURE!
  536. [21:49:52] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Shadow Ball
  537. [21:49:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Shadow Ball: 8 [1d20=8]
  538. [21:50:28] <Dr_Floyd> 2d12+16+34+10
  539. [21:50:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 2d12+16+34+10: 81 [2d12=10,11]
  540. [21:50:49] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor >  Floyd  | SHAME >  Ein 60 > Lebowski 54  > Shorty 32 > Elazul 30 > Arty 20 > Coyote 10 > CRESS'
  541. [21:50:58] <Paradox> Failure explodes!
  542. [21:51:00] <Paradox> 3d10
  543. [21:51:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10: 25 [3d10=9,8,8]
  544. [21:51:08] <Paradox> 25 damage to everyone, no stats.
  545. [21:51:29] <Bokor> (GO ARTY GO)
  546. [21:51:35] <Bokor> (YOU SILLY BUG)
  547. [21:51:55] <Tsvai> Ein crashes!
  548. [21:52:18] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 X-Scissor at that fuckhead SHAME!
  549. [21:52:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, X-Scissor at that fuckhead SHAME!: 19 [1d20=19]
  550. [21:52:51] <Dr_Floyd> (Crit)
  551. [21:53:06] <Dr_Floyd> (wait, no :<)
  552. [21:53:28] <Dr_Floyd> 2d12+16+27+10
  553. [21:53:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 2d12+16+27+10: 60 [2d12=5,2]
  554. [21:53:37] <Wyl> (I guess it's Elazul's turn again now, too)
  555. [21:53:52] <Bokor> (got flinched)
  556. [21:54:00] <Wyl> (Oh, sweet then)
  557. [21:54:07] <Wyl> 1d20 Seed Bomban
  558. [21:54:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Seed Bomban: 7 [1d20=7]
  559. [21:54:09] <Bokor> (so it's cress's turn)
  560. [21:54:12] <Tsvai> ( 50 / 176 :( )
  561. [21:54:13] <Bokor> (coyote did too)
  562. [21:54:22] <Wyl> (Oh, damn)
  563. [21:54:42] <Wyl> 1d20 ADORABLE DRAGON RUUUUUSH
  564. [21:54:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, ADORABLE DRAGON RUUUUUSH: 7 [1d20=7]
  565. [21:54:50] <Wyl> (AC4)
  566. [21:54:59] <Paradox> (hits)
  567. [21:55:13] <Wyl> 4d12+17+29+9
  568. [21:55:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 4d12+17+29+9: 74 [4d12=12,5,1,1]
  569. [21:56:53] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Alcyone > WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd  | Ein 60 > Lebowski 54 > WYL >  Shorty 32 > Elazul 30  > WYL > Arty 20 > Coyote 10 > CRESS'
  570. [21:57:09] <Bokor> (oh god what)
  571. [21:57:12] <Paradox> The shade pops as adoradragon crashes into it!
  572. [21:57:58] <Wyl> (oh god what indeed)
  573. [21:57:59] <Paradox> Alcyone falls to the ground, as the beam of green and purple light hits Wyl...
  574. [21:58:10] <Bokor> "Uh..."
  575. [21:58:13] <Bokor> "That's not gonna end well."
  576. [21:58:18] <Dr_Floyd> "Velp."
  577. [21:58:19] <Paradox> Wyl manages to clutch his head...
  578. [21:58:27] <Paradox> ( wall of text incoming, shut up a sec )
  579. [22:02:13] <Paradox> Wyl falls to the floor and screams in agony before he EXPLODES in a mess of gore and bone! There's ... so much blood .. TOO much blood ... It just keeps pouring from the writhing mass of internal organs and sinew as it twist and buckles. After a second, both the vaguely-humanoid mass and the blood around it turn a bubblegum pink ... then the exposes muscle becomes rather rubbery
  580. [22:02:13] <Paradox> looking ...
  581. [22:02:52] <Paradox> Then it suddenly begins inflating, like a balloon, until all of you are standing around a gigantic pink mass.
  582. [22:04:05] <Paradox> http://fuxx.us/13i
  583. [22:04:09] <Paradox> it looks vaguely like that!
  584. [22:04:26] <Paradox> VS WYL - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwM2948cqTg
  585. [22:04:43] <Bokor> "..."
  586. [22:04:48] <Alcyone> (I'm still speed goes first btw)
  587. [22:05:00] <Bokor> "That, is one big ditto."
  588. [22:05:19] <Tsvai> "....."
  589. [22:05:21] <Tsvai> "Um....."
  590. [22:05:24] <Paradox> ( his "speed=1st" cancels your "speed=1st" )
  591. [22:05:31] <Alcyone> (oh okay :3c)
  592. [22:05:51] <Paradox> Although, ALCYONE'S TURN
  593. [22:06:01] <Paradox> since he just used UNTRANSFORM
  594. [22:06:49] <Alcyone> Alcyone fires off her beam of collected energy at Wyl!
  595. [22:06:52] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell zhat is... Really really bad."
  596. [22:06:53] <Alcyone> 1d20 solarbeam
  597. [22:06:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, solarbeam: 8 [1d20=8]
  598. [22:07:04] <Alcyone> "I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry"
  599. [22:07:23] <Alcyone> "Maybe we can find a big bottle to stuff you in D:"
  600. [22:08:02] <Bokor> "No shades this time, gotta do this manually..."
  601. [22:08:25] <Alcyone> does SOLARBEAM hit?
  602. [22:08:30] <Paradox> ( yes )
  603. [22:09:12] <Alcyone> 5d10+20+31+10
  604. [22:09:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 5d10+20+31+10: 96 [5d10=8,8,2,9,8]
  605. [22:10:29] <Paradox> 1d20
  606. [22:10:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 14 [1d20=14]
  607. [22:11:05] <Paradox> A gummy string of PINK shoots off form the main body, hitting Alcyone in the face!
  608. [22:11:10] <Paradox> Alcyone can't breathe!
  609. [22:11:45] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  610. [22:11:57] * Alcyone claws at her face, trying to keep from suffocating
  611. [22:12:04] <Bokor> "Oh, shit."
  612. [22:12:07] <Tsvai> As Tsvai falls, she switches out Ein, and summons Goro on the ground, where she lands!
  613. [22:12:09] <Dr_Floyd> "Tsvai, i 'ave an idea. Do 'zhat'!"
  614. [22:12:26] <Bokor> "You guys deal with Wyl I'll get this shit off Alcyone."
  615. [22:12:29] * Tsvai rotates the Quick Switch module over to Wyl's chamber. "Back in the ball, Wyl!"
  616. [22:12:34] * Tsvai returns Wyl to his ball.
  617. [22:12:49] <Paradox> 1d100 on a 1
  618. [22:12:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, on a 1: 91 [1d100=91]
  619. [22:12:58] <Paradox> It doesn't work!
  620. [22:13:00] <Tsvai> ( Goro, 16 )
  621. [22:13:11] <Tsvai> :| Welp.
  622. [22:13:14] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Alcyone > WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd  |  Lebowski 54 > WYL >  Shorty 32 > Elazul 30  > WYL > Arty 20 > Goro 16 > Coyote 10 > CRESS'
  623. [22:13:38] <Paradox> 1d20
  624. [22:13:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  625. [22:13:53] <Paradox> A gian human-looking arm juts out from the mass!
  626. [22:14:04] <Paradox> It slams a fist down on Tsvai!
  627. [22:14:23] <Paradox> 3d10+21+10
  628. [22:14:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 3d10+21+10: 42 [3d10=1,2,8]
  629. [22:14:38] <Paradox> ( Bokor turn )
  630. [22:14:47] <Bokor> Bokor helps Alcyone try to pry this gunk off.
  631. [22:14:53] <Bokor> (STR check or something?)
  632. [22:14:57] <Paradox> ( yes )
  633. [22:15:05] <Bokor> 1d20+13 OLD MAN MUSCLE.
  634. [22:15:05] <Tsvai> Tsvai barely hangs on to Goro - and onto consciousness, for that matter.
  635. [22:15:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, OLD MAN MUSCLE.: 28 [1d20=15]
  636. [22:15:11] <Paradox> MUSCLE
  637. [22:15:24] <Paradox> Bokor rips it off!
  638. [22:15:33] <Paradox> 1d20
  639. [22:15:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  640. [22:16:02] <Paradox> A tiny little tentacle sprouts on Wyl. It's about 2 feet long. It wiggles around in Bokor's direction, doing nothing. D'aw
  641. [22:16:07] <Paradox> FLOYD
  642. [22:16:13] <Dr_Floyd> (Is the entire floor Wyl?)
  643. [22:16:21] <Paradox> ( no )
  644. [22:16:32] <Paradox> ( he's just a blob about 30 feet tall )
  645. [22:16:35] <Dr_Floyd> (Wanted to know so i could put a pit trap on him :<)
  646. [22:17:15] * Dr_Floyd injects an Energypowder syringe on himself!
  647. [22:17:43] <Dr_Floyd> 30+2d12 heal
  648. [22:17:49] <Paradox> LEBOWSKI
  649. [22:17:52] <Dr_Floyd> 2d12+30 derp
  650. [22:17:53] <Bokor> Lebowski goes for the megahorn!
  651. [22:17:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, derp: 35 [2d12=2,3]
  652. [22:17:54] <Bokor> 1d20 ac5
  653. [22:17:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac5: 9 [1d20=9]
  654. [22:18:01] <Bokor> 5d10+45
  655. [22:18:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 5d10+45: 67 [5d10=7,2,2,1,10]
  656. [22:18:08] <Paradox> misses
  657. [22:18:35] <Paradox> The dextrous blob contracts around itself, leaving Lebowski to charge right into the middle, then when he's there....
  658. [22:19:15] <Paradox> 1d20 crashes back down!
  659. [22:19:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, crashes back down!: 20 [1d20=20]
  660. [22:19:22] <Bokor> (dayum)
  661. [22:19:32] <Paradox> 10d10+40+20 holy
  662. [22:19:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, holy: 105 [10d10=5,1,3,9,1,9,6,8,2,1]
  663. [22:19:42] <Bokor> "Good Run, Lebowski!"
  664. [22:19:53] <Bokor> triggering poison point.
  665. [22:20:02] <Paradox>  < He did ok. >
  666. [22:20:20] <Paradox>  < BUT NOW I'M HERE, BABY. >
  667. [22:20:39] <Paradox> Vodun belts a power chord on his lute.
  668. [22:20:41] <Tsvai> ".....buh?"
  669. [22:20:52] <Bokor> "..."
  670. [22:20:52] <Bokor> "Took you long enough!"
  671. [22:20:52] <Paradox> ( +1 CS for everyone! )
  672. [22:20:57] <Tsvai> (All stats? )
  673. [22:21:03] <Paradox> ( a stat of choice )
  674. [22:21:17] <Tsvai> ( Defense, go )
  675. [22:21:19] <Paradox> Shorty's turn
  676. [22:21:30] <Dr_Floyd> (SATK and ATK respectively)
  677. [22:21:47] <Dr_Floyd> The Froslass summons a cold blanket of ice that comes crashing down on the blob!
  678. [22:21:52] <Bokor> (special attack for vodun, then)
  679. [22:21:53] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Blizzard
  680. [22:21:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Blizzard: 9 [1d20=9]
  681. [22:22:49] <Alcyone> (atk for Elazul)
  682. [22:23:15] <Dr_Floyd> (crap :<)
  683. [22:23:32] <Dr_Floyd> (AC 7 :<)
  684. [22:23:42] <Bokor> (Elazul's up, then)
  685. [22:24:08] <Alcyone> 1d20 drill, pierce the dittos, etc
  686. [22:24:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, drill, pierce the dittos, etc: 17 [1d20=17]
  687. [22:24:15] <Alcyone> c-c-critical hit!
  688. [22:24:26] <Alcyone> sniper activates!
  689. [22:24:32] <Bokor> (oh god)
  690. [22:25:35] <Alcyone> 6d12+1d10+43+45+11
  691. [22:25:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 6d12+1d10+43+45+11: 164 [6d12=11,7,12,12,5,11; 1d10=7]
  692. [22:25:41] <Alcyone> (hot damn)
  693. [22:25:52] <Ramiel> (Whooo, nice)
  694. [22:26:15] <Paradox> ( gurl shit what kind of damage is that that's ridiculous )
  695. [22:26:36] <Paradox> ( you crazier than an apple in a cherry field )
  696. [22:26:51] <Paradox> 1d20 THUMP
  697. [22:26:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, THUMP: 14 [1d20=14]
  698. [22:27:32] <Paradox> 2d12+10+25 on Elazul
  699. [22:27:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, on Elazul: 42 [2d12=6,1]
  700. [22:27:34] <Paradox> ( normal type )
  701. [22:27:45] <Alcyone> Elazul gives remarkably few fucks.
  702. [22:27:46] <Paradox> ( also just barely not paralyzed >:C )
  703. [22:28:02] <Paradox> ARTY
  704. [22:28:03] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Rockslide!
  705. [22:28:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Rockslide!: 13 [1d20=13]
  706. [22:28:18] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+8 TACTICAL MANUEVER
  707. [22:28:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, TACTICAL MANUEVER: 21 [1d20=13]
  708. [22:28:34] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 X-Scissor
  709. [22:28:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, X-Scissor: 3 [1d20=3]
  710. [22:28:45] <Alcyone> (wanna give me -)
  711. [22:29:27] <Dr_Floyd> Arthropod throws a hail of rocks on DittoWyl as he closes in to slash with his claw, but while he gets the first, he misses the second!
  712. [22:29:59] <Dr_Floyd> 2d12+21+27+10
  713. [22:29:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 2d12+21+27+10: 70 [2d12=7,5]
  714. [22:31:04] <Dr_Floyd> (Goro's turn i guess)
  715. [22:31:27] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Alcyone > WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd  |  Lebowski 54 > WYL >  Shorty 32 > Elazul 30  > WYL > Arty 20 > Goro 16'
  716. [22:32:27] * Tsvai reaches for Goro's brooch, and sets it to the "ATTACK" setting. Goro gains HUGE POWER and 4 ATTAK COMBAT STAGES!
  717. [22:32:47] <Tsvai> The samurai otter charges, both shell blades drawn!
  718. [22:32:51] <Tsvai> 1d20 Razor Shell AC 3
  719. [22:32:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Razor Shell AC 3: 2 [1d20=2]
  720. [22:32:55] <Bokor> (pht 3:)
  721. [22:33:00] <Tsvai> So much for that!
  722. [22:33:02] <Bokor> (dicemaid does not like us)
  723. [22:33:28] <Alcyone> (dicemaid likes me)
  724. [22:33:41] <Paradox> A pair of FIST-acles launch out of the body, and try to cross chop Arty!
  725. [22:33:42] <Paradox> 1d20
  726. [22:33:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 12 [1d20=12]
  727. [22:33:51] <Paradox> 4d12+17+25
  728. [22:33:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d12+17+25: 79 [4d12=9,12,7,9]
  729. [22:34:04] * Alcyone changes topic to 'WYL > Alcyone > WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd  |  Lebowski 54 > WYL >  Shorty 32 > Elazul 30  > WYL > Arty 20 > Goro 16 | HoB crits: 2'
  730. [22:34:07] <Paradox> ALCYONE
  731. [22:34:35] <Alcyone> !tick I'm having too much fun with this
  732. [22:34:36] <Botherer> Tick, tock! Tick, tock! Your I'm having too much fun with this just used Grass Pledge
  733. [22:34:45] <Alcyone> 1d20 grass pledge!
  734. [22:34:45] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, grass pledge!: 9 [1d20=9]
  735. [22:35:11] <Paradox> ( hits~ )
  736. [22:35:51] <Alcyone> 2d8+4+31+10 hur
  737. [22:35:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, hur: 57 [2d8=5,7]
  738. [22:35:57] <Paradox> 1d20 POWERWHIP Alcyone!
  739. [22:35:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, POWERWHIP Alcyone!: 5 [1d20=5]
  740. [22:36:00] <Paradox> nope.avi
  741. [22:36:01] <Paradox> TSVAI
  742. [22:36:06] <Paradox> ( brb )
  743. [22:37:25] * Tsvai attaches a purple bullet tip to her whip, and breaks open its contents upon the Ditto with a single crack of her whip!
  744. [22:37:30] <Tsvai> 1d20 Poisonpowder
  745. [22:37:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Poisonpowder: 15 [1d20=15]
  746. [22:37:46] <Tsvai> ( AC 6)
  747. [22:42:02] <Paradox> ( he was already poisoned!
  748. [22:42:23] <Paradox> 1d20 CRUNCH
  749. [22:42:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, CRUNCH: 9 [1d20=9]
  750. [22:42:38] <Paradox> A set of teeth bursts forth from the mass, digging into Tsvai!
  751. [22:42:51] <Paradox> 2d12+16+25
  752. [22:42:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 2d12+16+25: 61 [2d12=11,9]
  753. [22:42:55] <Paradox> BOKOR
  754. [22:43:09] <Bokor> "Vodun, get your ass out there!" (25 speed) He then ingrains himself.
  755. [22:43:20] * Dr_Floyd skips his turn because he sorta used it by activating Tacticool Manoover.
  756. [22:44:36] <Tsvai> Tsvai rolls off Goro, unconscious!
  757. [22:44:39] <Dr_Floyd> (Guess it's Lebowski?)
  758. [22:44:43] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Alcyone > WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd  |  Shorty 32 > WYL > Elazul 30  > Vodun 25 > WYL >  Arty 20 > Goro 16 | HoB crits: 2'
  759. [22:45:17] <Paradox> ( Shorty's turn )
  760. [22:45:19] <Alcyone> "Tsvai!"
  761. [22:45:40] <Dr_Floyd> (Wyl is poisoned, right?
  762. [22:45:48] <Alcyone> (yes)
  763. [22:45:51] <Dr_Floyd> Shorty shots out a cursed magicky at him!
  764. [22:45:53] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Hex
  765. [22:45:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Hex: 11 [1d20=11]
  766. [22:46:05] <Bokor> (she's normal type, you goof.)
  767. [22:46:07] <Bokor> (he's*)
  768. [22:46:15] <Dr_Floyd> (fuck)
  769. [22:46:35] <Bokor> (...or is he.)
  770. [22:46:52] <Paradox> ( yes, but choose a new move ~_~ )
  771. [22:47:13] <Tsvai> ( man I like wasted two of my turns )
  772. [22:47:19] <Dr_Floyd> welp, guess that instead she is just making it snow on the field. all allies get surronded by bubbles!
  773. [22:47:27] <Dr_Floyd> (Hail, activating Snow Cloak)
  774. [22:47:39] <Alcyone> (floyd noo ;_;)
  775. [22:47:56] <Alcyone> Alcyone's Aerodynamics boost fades when the weather changes!
  776. [22:48:23] <Alcyone> dex 8!
  777. [22:49:43] <Dr_Floyd> (You get an AC Bonus though :<)
  778. [22:50:38] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd > ALCYONE > WYL  |  Shorty 32 > WYL > Elazul 30  > Vodun 25 > WYL >  Arty 20 > Goro 16 | HoB crits: 2'
  779. [22:50:46] <Paradox> 1d20
  780. [22:50:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 17 [1d20=17]
  781. [22:51:29] <Paradox> A small  hole opens up on the ditto's side!
  782. [22:51:33] <Paradox> then suddenly...
  783. [22:51:38] <Paradox> FWHOOOOOOSH FIRE
  784. [22:51:40] <Paradox> 8d12+34+25 Fire Damage on Elazul
  785. [22:51:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Fire Damage on Elazul: 108 [8d12=3,3,12,6,7,4,12,2]
  786. [22:51:49] <Bokor> "...That doesn't even make sense."
  787. [22:51:50] <Paradox> (wait )
  788. [22:51:56] <Paradox> 4d12+34+25 Fire Damage on Elazul
  789. [22:51:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Fire Damage on Elazul: 76 [4d12=3,8,2,4]
  790. [22:52:02] <Paradox> (doubled the d12 somehow )
  791. [22:52:20] <Dr_Floyd> "A Flaming fart!"
  792. [22:52:31] <Alcyone> Elazul resists!
  793. [22:52:34] <Paradox> ( oh because it was a crit, durrp. )
  794. [22:52:37] <Alcyone> he still looks pretty okay.
  795. [22:52:45] <Paradox> ( so 108. and ground doesn't resist fire does it? )
  796. [22:52:53] <Bokor> (it does not last I checked)
  797. [22:53:01] <Paradox> ( nope it's neutral :C )
  798. [22:53:10] <Alcyone> (wait, it doesn't?)
  799. [22:53:12] <Alcyone> (well fuckhats)
  800. [22:53:14] <Alcyone> (down, then)
  801. [22:53:28] <Paradox> ( Vodun's turn! )
  802. [22:53:45] <Bokor> Vodun fires off a sludge bomb at Wylblob!
  803. [22:53:47] <Bokor> 1d20 ac2
  804. [22:53:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac2: 16 [1d20=16]
  805. [22:53:55] <Bokor> 3d10+15+48
  806. [22:53:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 3d10+15+48: 82 [3d10=8,1,10]
  807. [22:54:51] <Paradox> 1d20 HURMP
  808. [22:54:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, HURMP: 20 [1d20=20]
  809. [22:55:00] <Bokor> (for christ sakes dicemaid!)
  810. [22:55:47] <Paradox> 10d10+40+25 on Arty
  811. [22:55:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, on Arty: 124 [10d10=8,10,3,2,7,2,10,9,2,6]
  812. [22:55:48] <Dr_Floyd> (why didn't you got fucking Fumble)
  813. [22:55:51] <Paradox> (fighting type)
  814. [22:56:00] <Dr_Floyd> The buggy is down. :<
  815. [22:56:08] <Paradox> Goro's turn!
  816. [22:56:12] <Bokor> (I didn't qualify for it by the time I had godspeaker.)
  817. [22:56:18] <Bokor> (and...snagged a bunch of godspeaker stuff.)
  818. [22:56:21] <Tsvai> Goro fires off an Ice Beam at the Ditto!
  819. [22:56:32] <Tsvai> 1d20 AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
  820. [22:56:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, AYAYAYAYAYAYAYA: 5 [1d20=5]
  821. [22:56:36] <Tsvai> (....AC 2 )
  822. [22:58:05] <Paradox> (... :S nope )
  823. [22:58:22] <Paradox> 1d20 RAGE SMASH TSVAI
  824. [22:58:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, RAGE SMASH TSVAI: 18 [1d20=18]
  825. [22:58:29] <Paradox> ( er, alcyone I mean )
  826. [22:58:41] <Alcyone> 1d20 FLASH
  827. [22:58:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, FLASH: 13 [1d20=13]
  828. [22:58:47] <Alcyone> okay hits
  829. [22:59:21] <Paradox> 4d12+32+25
  830. [22:59:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d12+32+25: 83 [4d12=8,7,5,6]
  831. [22:59:38] <Alcyone> ow
  832. [22:59:39] <Paradox> The big muscley arm slams into Alcyone, knocking her away 8 meters!
  833. [22:59:46] * Alcyone wobble wobble
  834. [23:01:15] <Bokor> (Tsvai up?)
  835. [23:01:34] <Paradox> 1d20 BULLDOZE on Shorty!
  836. [23:01:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, BULLDOZE on Shorty!: 19 [1d20=19]
  837. [23:01:36] <Tsvai> Tsvai is out!
  838. [23:01:46] <Dr_Floyd> Protect!
  839. [23:01:50] <Paradox> ( man I really regret giving BossWyl superluck )
  840. [23:01:59] <Paradox> ( so many goddamn crits )
  841. [23:02:14] <Dr_Floyd> Shorty puts a barrier surrounding her!
  842. [23:02:20] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd > ALCYONE > WYL  |  Shorty 32 > WYL  > Vodun 25 > WYL > Goro 16 | HoB crits: 2'
  843. [23:02:28] <Paradox> ( BOKORS TURN )
  844. [23:03:00] <Bokor> (Tsvai's KO'd? got that covered.)
  845. [23:03:48] <Bokor> "Shit," He heads over to Tsvai. "Get up, this is no time to pass out!" A healing energy comes from his hands. Softboiled, Tsvai regains 50% her max HP!
  846. [23:04:00] <Tsvai> ".....ungh."
  847. [23:04:13] <Alcyone> (oh, I was gonna handle that)
  848. [23:04:15] <Alcyone> (oh well)
  849. [23:04:26] <Bokor> (I've got Heal Pulse and Heal Bell still)
  850. [23:04:29] <Bokor> (so :v)
  851. [23:04:43] <Dr_Floyd> (Should have RP'd that as Bokor grabbing an Egg from somewhere and feeding Tsvai)
  852. [23:04:50] <Dr_Floyd> (Since that's what Softboiled does)
  853. [23:04:54] <Paradox> ( EAT THIS PANCAKE )
  854. [23:05:01] <Bokor> (shoulda been a pancake :<)
  855. [23:05:07] <Bokor> (I was thinking of a nonsilly way to fluff it shush)
  856. [23:05:19] <Paradox> 1d20
  857. [23:05:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 15 [1d20=15]
  858. [23:05:47] <Paradox> 8d12+32+25 damage on Bokor!
  859. [23:05:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, damage on Bokor!: 118 [8d12=5,11,6,5,5,11,12,6]
  860. [23:05:54] <Paradox> ( fighting type )
  861. [23:06:02] <Bokor> ...Annnd Bokor gets KO'd :<
  862. [23:06:11] <Paradox> The two crosschoppy arms home in on the old man!
  863. [23:06:13] <Paradox> Floyd's turn!
  864. [23:06:18] <Alcyone> (I got this, don't worry)
  865. [23:06:28] <Alcyone> (except it'll take forever ;_;)
  866. [23:06:49] <Dr_Floyd> Floyd returns Art and sends out Emet!
  867. [23:07:04] <Dr_Floyd> (Anyone needs healing?)
  868. [23:07:18] <Bokor> Oh wait, no
  869. [23:07:22] <Bokor> Bokor's barely still standing
  870. [23:07:44] <Dr_Floyd> And he injects some healing juice on Bokor!
  871. [23:07:49] <Dr_Floyd> 2d10+30
  872. [23:07:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 2d10+30: 39 [2d10=2,7]
  873. [23:08:05] <Bokor> "What the? Oh, hey, the pain sorta...is less now."
  874. [23:08:06] <Alcyone> (I'll have joy pulse after I drag Alcy and Elazul over to the group)
  875. [23:09:07] <Alcyone> (and I have another plan too)
  876. [23:09:19] <Dr_Floyd> (Speed 6 on Emet too)
  877. [23:09:26] <Bokor> (your move either way, Alcyone.)
  878. [23:12:09] <Paradox> ( Alcyone? )
  879. [23:12:12] * Alcyone telekinesises Elazul over to the group, calls out Joy, and hurries over herself.
  880. [23:12:20] <Alcyone> (do I have enough time for a trainer action or no)
  881. [23:12:57] <Paradox> ( no )
  882. [23:13:18] <Alcyone> (ok, figured)
  883. [23:13:32] <Alcyone> (joy's speed 5)
  884. [23:13:32] <Paradox> TSVAI'S turn since she was HP'D just now
  885. [23:13:46] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd > ALCYONE > WYL  |  Shorty 32 > WYL  > Vodun 25 > WYL > Goro 16 > Joy 5 | HoB crits: 2'
  886. [23:13:58] * Tsvai attempts Sleep Powder, then. A blue bullet-tip goes on the whip, then CRACK
  887. [23:14:03] <Tsvai> 1d20 Sleep Powder
  888. [23:14:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Sleep Powder: 4 [1d20=4]
  889. [23:14:23] <Paradox> ( :( )
  890. [23:14:33] <Tsvai> ( Four fucking rounds! )
  891. [23:15:10] <Paradox> 1d20 megahorn shorty
  892. [23:15:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, megahorn shorty: 20 [1d20=20]
  893. [23:15:28] <Paradox> 10d10+40+25
  894. [23:15:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 10d10+40+25: 122 [10d10=1,6,6,4,8,4,5,6,9,8]
  895. [23:15:38] <Alcyone> (all these fucking crits)
  896. [23:15:54] <Paradox> a huge giganic horn comes out the dittoblob and slams into Shorty!
  897. [23:16:35] <Dr_Floyd> (Crap)
  898. [23:16:51] <Bokor> (WYYYYL)
  899. [23:17:41] <Bokor> (that's .5 though)
  900. [23:17:43] <Bokor> (so not THAT bad)
  901. [23:18:22] <Bokor> (probs Shorty's turn too)
  902. [23:18:24] <Dr_Floyd> She is still up! (Thank god for resist bug)
  903. [23:18:34] <Dr_Floyd> (She used Protect on the critbulldoze)
  904. [23:18:37] <Bokor> (ah)
  905. [23:19:40] <Bokor> (then WYL's up again)
  906. [23:20:10] <Paradox> 5#1d20 JOYSLAP
  907. [23:20:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, JOYSLAP: 16 [1d20=16], 8 [1d20=8], 7 [1d20=7], 11 [1d20=11], 17 [1d20=17]
  908. [23:20:26] <Alcyone> (ac?)
  909. [23:20:37] <Paradox> ( 4 )
  910. [23:20:41] <Alcyone> (hit, miss)
  911. [23:21:14] <Paradox> 1d10+25+10 darn
  912. [23:21:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, darn: 37 [1d10=2]
  913. [23:21:23] <Paradox> WittoDyl only slaps Joy around once!
  914. [23:21:28] <Paradox> VODUN
  915. [23:21:35] <Alcyone> Joy GIVES NO FUCKS.
  916. [23:21:38] <Bokor> 1d20 energy ball !
  917. [23:21:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, energy ball !: 10 [1d20=10]
  918. [23:21:48] <Bokor> 2d12+16+37
  919. [23:21:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 2d12+16+37: 67 [2d12=10,4]
  920. [23:21:52] <Alcyone> In fact, he cracks his knuckles threateningly at Wylblob.
  921. [23:25:01] <Paradox> 1d20 GORO
  922. [23:25:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, GORO: 19 [1d20=19]
  923. [23:25:30] <Bokor> (ahahaha why superluck why)
  924. [23:26:37] <Tsvai> ( :( )
  925. [23:26:40] <Paradox> 4d12+32+25 Steel Type, special defense lowered
  926. [23:26:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Steel Type, special defense lowered: 80 [4d12=1,9,11,2]
  927. [23:26:53] <Paradox> JOY
  928. [23:27:34] <Alcyone> Joy fires off a heal pulse, surrounding everyone with a faintly sparkly pink light!
  929. [23:27:40] <Alcyone> +50% hp for erryone!
  930. [23:28:04] <Tsvai> ( Skipped Goro? )
  931. [23:28:37] <Tsvai> 1d20 can i hit something with Razor Shell please
  932. [23:28:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, can i hit something with Razor Shell please: 20 [1d20=20]
  933. [23:28:43] <Alcyone> (maybe)
  934. [23:28:51] <Paradox> ( REVENGE )
  935. [23:28:54] <Dr_Floyd> (Hey, you skipped Emet too)
  936. [23:28:55] <Dr_Floyd> (:<)
  937. [23:29:04] <Paradox> ( what's Emet's speed? )
  938. [23:29:08] <Dr_Floyd> (6)
  939. [23:29:30] * Paradox changes topic to 'WYL > Tsvai > WYL > Bokor > WYL >  Floyd > ALCYONE > WYL  |  Shorty 32 > WYL  > Vodun 25 > WYL > Goro 16 > Brolem 6 > Joy | HoB crits: 2'
  940. [23:29:46] <Tsvai> 4d12+42+42+11 physical and Defense lowered one stage
  941. [23:29:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, physical and Defense lowered one stage: 112 [4d12=4,2,6,5]
  942. [23:30:22] <Tsvai> Goro charges the Ditto, slicing away with his shell swords furiously in an attempt to break down its defenses!
  943. [23:30:43] <Dr_Floyd> The flies high in the sky and falls above the Ditto, shaking the ground!
  944. [23:30:48] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Erthqueke
  945. [23:30:49] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Erthqueke: 3 [1d20=3]
  946. [23:30:54] <Dr_Floyd> (ffs)
  947. [23:32:31] <Paradox> Goro charges into the ditto blob, slashing it in half!
  948. [23:33:02] <Paradox> It sprays peptobismol blood everywhere, and then slowly begins to shrink...
  949. [23:33:15] <Alcyone> "Wyllllllllllllllllllll!"
  950. [23:33:40] <Paradox> It turns into the shape of a normal Ditto and just lays there.
  951. [23:33:48] <Paradox> "Wow. That's gotta hurt."
  952. [23:33:52] <Paradox> ^ Dittohat
  953. [23:33:57] * Alcyone scoops up poor wyl ;_;
  954. [23:34:05] <Bokor> "Brace yourselves..."
  955. [23:35:00] <Alcyone> (I need to take a quick break for food)
  956. [23:35:05] <Dr_Floyd> "I-is it done?"
  957. [23:35:41] <Paradox> ( ok )
  958. [23:35:49] <Paradox> ( 15 minutes ok anise? )
  959. [23:35:55] <Paradox> ( resume at 50 minute mark )
  960. [23:35:59] <Alcyone> (that should be fine yeah)
  961. [23:36:10] <Paradox> ( then FINAL STRETCH )
  962. [23:37:03] <Dr_Floyd> ( Aw wanted to see Evil Old Men fight :<)
  963. [23:37:31] <Bokor> (>implying we won't get possessed at the same time as he appears.)
  964. [23:57:59] <Paradox> The green and purple light heads right for Bokor this time!!!
  965. [23:58:09] <Paradox> It hits him square in the forehead and then...
  966. [23:58:34] <Paradox> There's a bright flash of light, and a young girl appears on the ground in front of him.
  967. [23:58:53] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat."
  968. [23:58:55] <Paradox> It does indeed look quite a bit like Yulia, but dressed in dark robes, with pale skin that hasn't seen the sun in years.
  969. [23:59:15] <Paradox> There's a big gummy smile in the air above Bokor
  970. [23:59:30] <Paradox> and slowly The Everhungry fades in around it.
  971. [23:59:44] <Paradox> "Nope. Not trying that sorta shit again."
  972. [00:01:09] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh zat is a rel-oh crap."
  973. [00:01:16] * Dr_Floyd realizes he is the only one left!
  974. [00:01:29] <Bokor> "Wah?"
  975. [00:02:07] * Wyl tries to gather himself up mentally just as much as physically and looks mildly like he's gonna be a bit ill.  "Okay... what'd I do...?"
  976. [00:02:33] * Alcyone squeezes the dittowyl. "It's okay, it's okay."
  977. [00:02:36] <Alcyone> "We're all fine now."
  978. [00:02:38] <Alcyone> "We can do this!"
  979. [00:02:54] <Tsvai> "Well, we -have- to do this!"
  980. [00:03:03] <Tsvai> "It's a battle! For everyone's souls! For reality!"
  981. [00:03:19] <Bokor> (SHUT UP AND SLAM)
  982. [00:03:26] <Paradox> Ditto realizes then he's tiny, in ditto shape, and in Wyl's arms.
  983. [00:03:32] <Paradox> errrr alcyone's arms!
  984. [00:03:36] <Bokor> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8ZqVGzDXQ&feature=related )
  985. [00:03:46] <Paradox> and Wyl not Ditto CANT THINK HURR
  986. [00:04:14] * Wyl gathers himself back up physically and kind of pops himself back into Wylform.  Frankly he looks almost more natural shifting back into that form than, well, any time he's shifted out of it.
  987. [00:04:52] * Alcyone lets go of Wyl. Oops.
  988. [00:05:15] <Wyl> "Okay... time for more of this nonsense?"
  989. [00:05:18] <Paradox> UrmaYulia floats up, glowing purple and green.
  990. [00:05:34] <Paradox> "Why do you struggle."
  991. [00:05:37] * Wyl looks over the group and... kind of realises the batshittery he's done and preps his medigun again
  992. [00:05:39] <Paradox> She cocks her head.
  993. [00:05:41] <Tsvai> "Why?"
  994. [00:05:47] <Tsvai> "Well, it's kinda been working so far, hasn't it?"
  995. [00:06:09] <Paradox> "Yes. But why. There will be blood at first. I do not deny this."
  996. [00:06:11] <Dr_Floyd> "I said my reasons before, didn't i?"
  997. [00:06:47] <Dr_Floyd> "Not to mention zhat ze dittos mentioned purging all 'uman population. As a 'uman i am contrary to zhat."
  998. [00:07:03] <Alcyone> "You trashed my home! You killed Tsvai's brother! I can't forgive you!"
  999. [00:07:15] <Tsvai> "And I kinda like existing, on top of all that!"
  1000. [00:07:18] <Paradox> "Ah."
  1001. [00:07:25] * Bokor cracks his neck. "Cause I'm in the service of your enemies, Architect."
  1002. [00:07:31] * Tsvai slips something into an empty chamber of her Quick Switch module.
  1003. [00:07:46] <Paradox> "I see..."
  1004. [00:07:53] <Paradox> "Very well."
  1005. [00:08:08] <Tsvai> "Oh, and one more reason why."
  1006. [00:08:09] <Wyl> "...Because..." Wyl doesn't really get out an answer, maybe he's too distracted... or maybe he's not so sure himself yet.
  1007. [00:08:28] * Tsvai aims the cannon at Yuliamasheron's face. The projectile turns out to be....a pancake.
  1008. [00:08:33] <Bokor> "..."
  1009. [00:08:39] <Paradox> "I will give you back your brother. This is not particularly hard, I do not need even employ my divinity to do it. Life is not the special thing you mortals make it to - PANCAKE"
  1010. [00:08:42] <Tsvai> "Because I am NOT leaving here without saying I've embarassed a deity."
  1011. [00:09:00] <Paradox> The syrupy pancake slides down her face.
  1012. [00:09:02] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat."
  1013. [00:09:15] <Alcyone> "
  1014. [00:09:20] <Alcyone> "That seems about right, yeah."
  1015. [00:09:35] * Tsvai wheels the module into a filled chamber. The Master Ball is among them.
  1016. [00:10:06] <Bokor> (I never gave you that <_<)
  1017. [00:10:22] <Tsvai> ( goddammit I thought you did )
  1018. [00:11:30] <Dr_Floyd> "So you embarassed ze girl vhen she said she could ressurect your brother."
  1019. [00:11:38] <Dr_Floyd> "Zhat... Vas unfortunate timing."
  1020. [00:11:55] <Bokor> "Whatever, let's just end this."
  1021. [00:12:53] * Dr_Floyd returns Arthropod who is really banged up and sends Ceratops in his place!
  1022. [00:13:33] <Tsvai> "Maybe you could."
  1023. [00:13:48] <Tsvai> "You'd only bend him to your own ends, though."
  1024. [00:14:03] <Tsvai> "The whole "I'm remaking reality to fit my own needs" kinda tipped me off on it."
  1025. [00:14:07] <Tsvai> "So PANCAKES to that."
  1026. [00:14:26] <Paradox> "I could. And I would not. I can give you back your homes. I can give humans a place in this world, as well as the dittos. There will be a period of bloodshed, but after the world is fully in my rule ... I can finally begin to truly BUILD."
  1027. [00:14:54] <Tsvai> "Build -what-?"
  1028. [00:15:32] <Bokor> "The elders saw through your madness centuries ago, and you were sealed away for a reason, Architect.  We're just here to repeat the process."
  1029. [00:15:35] <Dr_Floyd> "She is an Architect."
  1030. [00:15:44] <Paradox> "I am a god of creation! Of Knowledge! I cannot ... I cannot fulfill what I am meant to from the outter planes, trapped as a dismal far away watcher! The Deceiver - he thinks I mean to ruin his games .... and your friend ..."
  1031. [00:15:48] <Paradox> She nods to Bokor
  1032. [00:16:17] <Paradox> "He opposes me because he is a god of destruction. One of my opposites. He knows what I could CREATE and ACCOMPLISH if I were to gain a place in the mortal world."
  1033. [00:16:33] <Alcyone> "You think your dream is worth the deaths of so many?"
  1034. [00:16:49] <Alcyone> "You think it was worth crashing the Goldcloud into our city?"
  1035. [00:16:59] * Alcyone starts literally simmering with rage.
  1036. [00:17:15] <Paradox> "Yes."
  1037. [00:17:31] <Tsvai> "Yeah, you're insane."
  1038. [00:18:08] <Tsvai> "We've gotten through everything you've thrown at us."
  1039. [00:18:18] <Paradox> "Do you think it is not? A few hundred dead. People that would accomplish nothing, mean nothing. If their deaths serve to establish my rule, that could benefit mankinds for thousands of years ... would it not be for the better of all?"
  1040. [00:18:22] <Paradox> She shakes her head.
  1041. [00:18:24] <Tsvai> "You're just the last domino we have to knock over to save reality."
  1042. [00:18:33] <Paradox> "Fine."
  1043. [00:18:37] <Tsvai> "I kinda like freedom with my existence, too."
  1044. [00:18:39] <Wyl> "...Really, I like the idea of building a new world," Wyl begins, but only leaves a momentary pause, "But it's not really going to mean a damn thing if we don't build it ourselves, you know."
  1045. [00:18:44] <Dr_Floyd> "Accomplish nothing?" Floyd looks really angry from under his calm facade.
  1046. [00:18:51] <Paradox> "Shortsighted fools."
  1047. [00:19:00] <Dr_Floyd> "Everyone accomplishes somezink! Zhat is vhat life is about!"
  1048. [00:19:11] <Tsvai> "Shorty-mcShort-short."
  1049. [00:19:29] <Dr_Floyd> "An immortal zhat doesn't cherishes life... You are to be stopped! Prepare thyself!"
  1050. [00:19:54] <Tsvai> "If you don't understand that the way you're rebuilding things is like performing delicate heart surgery with a chainsaw, I can't help you."
  1051. [00:20:07] <Tsvai> "Deities are pretty silly, aren't they, Alcy-lady?"
  1052. [00:20:10] <Paradox> Yulia begins to glow...
  1053. [00:20:14] <Alcyone> "Mmm."
  1054. [00:20:22] <Paradox> her body becomes a glowing green silhouette, with a purple aura around it
  1055. [00:20:39] <Paradox> six green, ghostly spheres appear, and begin to surround her
  1056. [00:20:42] <Paradox> then many smaller spheres
  1057. [00:20:58] <Paradox> "Very well. We shall end you then."
  1058. [00:21:06] <Tsvai> "You first, bud!"
  1059. [00:21:56] <Wyl> "Well... come at us.  You've been -really- successful at that so far!" Wyl has a smug grin as he gets his sub party ready - Nurse and Vision this time.
  1060. [00:22:24] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh, something vill end right now." Floyd adjusts his glasses and tophat. "Zhat is you!"
  1061. [00:22:46] * Alcyone recalls Joy, and keeps Elazul out.
  1062. [00:22:52] <Alcyone> (is it still snowing?)
  1063. [00:23:03] * Tsvai leaps onto Goro's back. THe samurai's swords are both drawn, and sharper than they've ever been. His honor and his blades demand blood.
  1064. [00:23:10] <Dr_Floyd> (More than 5 turns passed so yeah?)
  1065. [00:23:10] <Bokor> "Yam-nahar, let's do this," he beckons back Vodun, releasing the Giratina.
  1066. [00:23:11] <Paradox> ( no )
  1067. [00:23:29] <Dr_Floyd> (oh wait, 12 turns)
  1068. [00:23:54] <Paradox> ( dex and speeds )
  1069. [00:24:05] <Tsvai> ( 30, Goro 16 )
  1070. [00:24:14] <Bokor> (10 DEX 10 speed)
  1071. [00:24:15] <Alcyone> 8, 30
  1072. [00:24:18] <Wyl> (Wyl 20 ; Vision 50 ; Nurse 10 )
  1073. [00:24:49] <Dr_Floyd> (12 DEX, 6 Speed Emet, 3 Speed Ceratops)
  1074. [00:25:54] <Bokor> Rather than come from a pokeball, it seems to grow from the skull of his armor.
  1075. [00:28:40] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Elazul 30 > Goro 16 > Yam-Nahar 10 > Nurse 10 > Emet 6 > Ceratops 3'
  1076. [00:28:46] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  1077. [00:29:32] <Alcyone> (since the weather's snowy, Aerodynamics doesn't work :c)
  1078. [00:29:39] <Paradox> ( it's not )
  1079. [00:29:51] <Alcyone> (oh)
  1080. [00:30:09] * Alcyone charges Yulmabutt!
  1081. [00:30:12] <Alcyone> !tick
  1082. [00:30:12] <Botherer> Tick, tock! Tick, tock! You just used Reflect Type
  1083. [00:30:20] <Bokor> (not bad...)
  1084. [00:30:23] <Alcyone> Yulmabutt becomes the Fire-type!
  1085. [00:30:27] <Dr_Floyd> (wat)
  1086. [00:30:40] <Alcyone> (my armor makes me count as fire type)
  1087. [00:30:49] <Alcyone> (reflect type turns the target into the user's type)
  1088. [00:31:17] <Dr_Floyd> (I know what the move does, just that it was really random)
  1089. [00:31:33] <Alcyone> (that's the way metronome works :I)
  1090. [00:31:43] <Alcyone> (now shut up and kick its ass, fire type has a million weaknesses)
  1091. [00:32:30] <Paradox> TSVAI
  1092. [00:33:17] <Tsvai> Goro runs by as Tsvai tips her whip with another blue bullet tip, As Goro charges by, using his swords to deflect any blows, Tsvai cracks the whip - and the sleep agent powder at its tip - in Yulia's face.
  1093. [00:33:19] <Tsvai> 1d20 Sleep Powder
  1094. [00:33:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Sleep Powder: 4 [1d20=4]
  1095. [00:33:25] <Tsvai> ( fuck my life )
  1096. [00:33:39] <Alcyone> (want a PC?)
  1097. [00:33:49] <Tsvai> ( Sure, one )
  1098. [00:33:53] <castfromhp> (murphiesssss)
  1099. [00:33:53] <Tsvai> 1d20 gogogogogo
  1100. [00:33:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, gogogogogo: 5 [1d20=5]
  1101. [00:33:59] <Tsvai> (Yeah, forget it. )
  1102. [00:36:07] <Bokor> (wyl's up? :c)
  1103. [00:36:43] <Alcyone> weeeeeeeeeeeel
  1104. [00:38:06] <Wyl> (I have no idea what kind of state I left everyone in so who wants +80 HP)
  1105. [00:38:16] <Bokor> (183/266 myself)
  1106. [00:38:25] <Bokor> (I'm sitting on a heal pulse as well)
  1107. [00:39:30] <Wyl> (Anyone else?()
  1108. [00:39:36] <Dr_Floyd> (70/190 here)
  1109. [00:39:36] <Tsvai> ( 88 / 176 )
  1110. [00:39:47] <Dr_Floyd> (73 actually)
  1111. [00:39:52] * Wyl tends to Floyd first then I guess
  1112. [00:40:53] <Alcyone> (I'm at 195 hp)
  1113. [00:41:56] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Elazul 30 > Goro 16 > Yam-Nahar 10 > Nurse 10 > Emet 6 > Ceratops 3 '
  1114. [00:42:15] <Paradox> Yulia walks over to Wyl and kisses him.
  1115. [00:42:29] <Paradox> 1d20 lovely kiss
  1116. [00:42:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, lovely kiss: 12 [1d20=12]
  1117. [00:42:40] <Paradox> snoozemedic
  1118. [00:42:43] <Paradox> Bokor's turn!
  1119. [00:43:10] <Bokor> (hm, so I can't hit her w/ a blast w/o hurting Wyl?)
  1120. [00:43:13] <Wyl> More like collapsesinhorroratbeingkissedbyyoungersisterbutshesnotevenactuallyyoursisterimeanyourenotevenherbrotherandshe'snotactuallythesisteranywaymedic
  1121. [00:43:25] <Paradox> ( probably not )
  1122. [00:43:49] <Bokor> Bokor holds, for now.
  1123. [00:44:00] <Bokor> (passing for a bit, then)
  1124. [00:45:10] <Paradox> FLOYD
  1125. [00:45:31] <Paradox> ( bluh bluh we gotta step up the pace just do I'm not awake until 4AM :< )
  1126. [00:45:34] <Dr_Floyd> "Hey Guys! Vatch zis!" Floyd gives another pep speech to the Party's mons!
  1127. [00:45:38] <Paradox> ( also you guys I guess :V )
  1128. [00:45:54] <Dr_Floyd> (Morale Rally)
  1129. [00:46:13] <Dr_Floyd> (Everyone's SDEF increased by 8!)
  1130. [00:47:35] <Alcyone> Vision~
  1131. [00:47:42] <Alcyone> oh wait wyl's sleeping
  1132. [00:47:51] <Wyl> Vision tweets a happy song!
  1133. [00:47:57] <Wyl> 1d4+1 rounds of critical protection because no more of this shit
  1134. [00:47:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, rounds of critical protection because no more of this shit: 4 [1d4=3]
  1135. [00:48:17] <Wyl> (That goes for basically everyone I think)
  1136. [00:48:35] <Paradox> Elazul~
  1137. [00:49:03] <Alcyone> Elazul pierces the heavens with his beak!
  1138. [00:49:07] <Alcyone> 1d20 drill runnnnnnn
  1139. [00:49:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, drill runnnnnnn: 14 [1d20=14]
  1140. [00:49:14] <Alcyone> (shit, not a crit ;_;)
  1141. [00:49:39] <Alcyone> 2d12+16+45+11 delicious se damage anyway
  1142. [00:49:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, delicious se damage anyway: 89 [2d12=6,11]
  1143. [00:50:50] <Tsvai> Goro charges in, blades shining!
  1144. [00:50:52] <Tsvai> 1d20 Razor Shell
  1145. [00:50:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Razor Shell: 12 [1d20=12]
  1146. [00:51:31] <Tsvai> 2d12+21+42+11 physical water damage and -1 Def CS
  1147. [00:51:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, physical water damage and -1 Def CS: 93 [2d12=11,8]
  1148. [00:51:43] <Tsvai> One! Two! Snicker-snack!
  1149. [00:51:45] <Paradox> SUDDENLY
  1150. [00:52:22] <Paradox> 1d20 Ice Elazul; 1d20 Electric Goro; 1d20 Dark Vision
  1151. [00:52:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Ice Elazul: 19 [1d20=19]; Electric Goro: 12 [1d20=12]; Dark Vision: 3 [1d20=3]
  1152. [00:52:37] <Alcyone> at least that's not a crit
  1153. [00:52:40] * Bokor raises an eyebrow
  1154. [00:52:42] <Paradox> 4d12+67 on hit
  1155. [00:52:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, on hit: 93 [4d12=2,12,9,3]
  1156. [00:52:55] <Wyl> >implying you can hit the fastest bird
  1157. [00:53:00] <Paradox> The Spheres floating around her fire off beams at her aggressors!
  1158. [00:53:22] <Alcyone> 1d100 elazuuul ;_;
  1159. [00:53:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, elazuuul: 57 [1d100=57]
  1160. [00:53:25] <Alcyone> pass
  1161. [00:53:39] <Tsvai> AS he retreats from the charge, Goro goes down!
  1162. [00:54:29] * Tsvai leaps into the air!
  1163. [00:54:53] <Paradox> Yam-Nahar's turn!
  1164. [00:55:20] <Bokor> "Alright, let's go, Yam-Nahar." Bokor and The Giratina seem to...fade away.  (Shadow Force and Power Mimicry: Shadow Force)
  1165. [00:55:36] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Elazul 30 > Goro 16 > SPHERE > Yam-Nahar 10 > Nurse 10 > Emet 6> SPHERE > Ceratops 3 '
  1166. [00:55:54] <Paradox> HELLOOOOO NURSE
  1167. [00:56:37] <Wyl> Nurse hurries to Wyl and activates Healer to get rid of his sleep.  Also treats him to eggs with Softboiled.
  1168. [00:57:03] <Wyl> Next!
  1169. [00:57:12] <Paradox> EMET
  1170. [00:57:33] <Dr_Floyd> Emet whirrs and clanks as he flies on one of the Sphere's direction and PUNCHES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT!
  1171. [00:57:38] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 critcheck Shadow Punch
  1172. [00:57:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, critcheck Shadow Punch: 11 [1d20=11]
  1173. [00:58:20] <Dr_Floyd> 1d10+1d20+10+31+10
  1174. [00:58:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d10+1d20+10+31+10: 69 [1d10=1; 1d20=17]
  1175. [00:59:42] <Paradox> Emet's fist keeps going and hits Yulia!
  1176. [00:59:48] <Paradox> Turns out the Spheres are non-targetable!
  1177. [01:00:26] <Dr_Floyd> "Keep steeling yourself, Ceratops!" Floyd says as the Bastiodon starts glistening, turning his iron body even more powerful. (Iron Defense, DEF jumps to 51)
  1178. [01:00:33] <Paradox> 1d20 Water Emet; 1d20 Steel Floyd; 1d20 Fire Alcyone
  1179. [01:00:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Water Emet: 3 [1d20=3]; Steel Floyd: 15 [1d20=15]; Fire Alcyone: 19 [1d20=19]
  1180. [01:00:43] <Paradox> 4d12+67 if hit
  1181. [01:00:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if hit: 91 [4d12=2,2,12,8]
  1182. [01:00:48] <Paradox> (ac 2 by the way )
  1183. [01:00:53] <Alcyone> Flash fire activates!
  1184. [01:01:00] <Alcyone> Alcyone BURNS WITH AN INNER FLAME
  1185. [01:02:02] <Dr_Floyd> (Didn't hit Emet, hit floyd ;_;)
  1186. [01:02:12] <Bokor> (Alcyone's up, then?)
  1187. [01:03:00] <Paradox> ( yep, alcy's turn )
  1188. [01:03:36] * Alcyone swaps Elazul for Molchick! Speed 24!
  1189. [01:04:07] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Molchick 24 > Goro 16 > SPHERE > Yam-Nahar 10 > Nurse 10 > Emet 6> SPHERE > Ceratops 3 '
  1190. [01:04:24] <Tsvai> Tsvai tests the waters, and lashes out with her psychic whip!
  1191. [01:04:30] <Tsvai> 1d20 AC 5 whippan gaems
  1192. [01:04:31] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, AC 5 whippan gaems: 19 [1d20=19]
  1193. [01:04:38] <Tsvai> 4d12+20 psychic damage
  1194. [01:04:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, psychic damage: 42 [4d12=7,1,9,5]
  1195. [01:05:05] <Paradox> TSVAI
  1196. [01:05:14] <Tsvai> ....has finished!
  1197. [01:05:16] <Bokor> (huh)
  1198. [01:05:38] <Tsvai> She also lands, swapping out Goro for the HERO OF JUSTICE!
  1199. [01:05:59] <Tsvai> ( Speed 26. )
  1200. [01:06:20] <Tsvai> "Hey, Hero of Justice! You said you were on a quest to DOO THE ULTIMATE GOOD, right?"
  1201. [01:06:27] * Wyl treats Tsvai~ +80 HP
  1202. [01:06:38] <Tsvai> "This jerk right here's responsible for fracturing reality as we know it!"
  1203. [01:06:55] * Tsvai points, pumping up the Gallade. "This is your moment! This is where you can deliver the ULTIMATE JUSTICE!"
  1204. [01:07:30] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Molchick 24 > Hero 26 >  SPHERE > Yam-Nahar 10 > Nurse 10 > Emet 6> SPHERE > Ceratops 3 '
  1205. [01:07:45] <Paradox> < THAT SCOUNDREL! >
  1206. [01:07:50] <Tsvai> "Bring down the FIST OF JUSTICE!"
  1207. [01:08:07] <Tsvai> "This is what you were born to do!"
  1208. [01:09:38] <Paradox> < I SHALL DO THIS THING YOU ASK OF ME MY LADY! >
  1209. [01:10:02] <Paradox> < THERE WILL BE SO MANY FISTS BROUGHT DOWN, ONE AFTER TOGETHER, IN A CONCERTO OF JUSTICE! >
  1210. [01:10:07] <Alcyone> "Helios! This is our ultimate challenge. Let's show them how it's done!"
  1211. [01:11:45] <Bokor> (It's Yulia's action and I'm not being dumb, right? @_@)
  1212. [01:11:54] <Wyl> (That's correct, I've already acted)
  1213. [01:12:23] <Tsvai> ( We're just pumping up our mans, but especially HoJ because prepare for fucking ultimate justice )
  1214. [01:12:37] <Tsvai> Hero of Justice's cape blows GALLANTLY in the wind as he poses.
  1215. [01:12:57] <Paradox> ( sorry, was looking for .. )
  1216. [01:13:14] <Paradox> http://fuxx.us/13k - VS YULIA BATTLE MUSIC
  1217. [01:14:06] <Paradox> She walks up to Tsvai and steps on her toe!
  1218. [01:14:07] <Paradox> 1d20
  1219. [01:14:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]
  1220. [01:14:11] <Paradox> Ow!
  1221. [01:14:27] <Paradox> 1d10+10+20
  1222. [01:14:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d10+10+20: 34 [1d10=4]
  1223. [01:14:42] <Paradox> Bokor's turn
  1224. [01:14:49] <Bokor> he returns from the shadows.
  1225. [01:14:52] <Bokor> 1d20 ac2
  1226. [01:14:53] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac2: 3 [1d20=3]
  1227. [01:14:57] <Bokor> (ppppht :<)
  1228. [01:15:51] <Dr_Floyd> Floyd activates robo-arm, shooting it at Yulia!
  1229. [01:15:55] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Meteor Mash
  1230. [01:15:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Meteor Mash: 15 [1d20=15]
  1231. [01:15:59] <Bokor> (anyway I could get a PC on that :<)
  1232. [01:16:17] <Alcyone> (but I have murphiiies and I'm worred about them being used on dsts)
  1233. [01:16:17] <Dr_Floyd> (Raises Attack? iunno)
  1234. [01:16:19] <Wyl> (stop building up murphy's where does this start seeming like a good idea)
  1235. [01:16:30] <Bokor> ...apparantly in the wrong spot.
  1236. [01:16:32] <Dr_Floyd> 4d12+17+8
  1237. [01:16:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 4d12+17+8: 60 [4d12=11,8,10,6]
  1238. [01:16:56] <Paradox> VISION
  1239. [01:17:56] <Wyl> Vision attempts the ridiculous - mental assault on a god(?)!
  1240. [01:18:01] <Wyl> 1d20 psychic if it can even
  1241. [01:18:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, psychic if it can even: 17 [1d20=17]
  1242. [01:18:31] <Wyl> 4d12+2d10+17+17+9 if it can.
  1243. [01:18:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, if it can.: 73 [4d12=8,1,3,8; 2d10=8,2]
  1244. [01:18:55] <Paradox> Yulia's body sure seems affected by the psychic attack!
  1245. [01:19:12] <Paradox> FINALLY
  1246. [01:19:20] <Paradox> You all hear a power chord!
  1247. [01:19:28] * Alcyone looks around.
  1248. [01:19:35] <Paradox> +1 CS of choice to everyone!
  1249. [01:19:39] <Wyl> Oh right Sigurd was here!
  1250. [01:19:50] <Alcyone> "Who?"
  1251. [01:19:54] <Paradox> You see Sigurd not too far away, playing his strange stringed instrument...
  1252. [01:19:56] <Paradox> BUT
  1253. [01:19:57] <Dr_Floyd> (Attack to Emet and Cera!)
  1254. [01:20:01] <Paradox> more curiously...
  1255. [01:20:11] <Tsvai> Hero of Justice is inspired! +1 Attack CS to HoJ!"
  1256. [01:20:20] <Bokor> (attack here)
  1257. [01:20:26] <Wyl> (Vision's speed is now 62~)
  1258. [01:20:57] <Paradox> There's ghostly figures surrounding him! Brick seems to be there, with drums now. And Namiera is there, not made of stone, and with a triangle.
  1259. [01:21:16] <Alcyone> "Nami! :D"
  1260. [01:21:19] <Alcyone> "Brick!"
  1261. [01:21:31] <Alcyone> Molchick BURNS with Sp. Atk!
  1262. [01:21:43] <Paradox> Their forms shimmer as their mouths move, and you hear no sound, but they smile back at you
  1263. [01:21:50] <Paradox> Molchick's turn
  1264. [01:21:57] * Tsvai waves to Brick, GIVER OF SHITS!
  1265. [01:22:58] <Tsvai> ( Shouldn't it be HoJ's? )
  1266. [01:23:33] * Dr_Floyd smiles at Brick, Sigurd and the others. "All right everyone!"
  1267. [01:23:35] <Paradox> ( oh durr )
  1268. [01:23:38] <Paradox> ( i r good numbers )
  1269. [01:23:44] <Bokor> (best numbers)
  1270. [01:23:52] <Tsvai> "Let's give them hell!"
  1271. [01:23:58] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Hero 26 > Helios 24 >  SPHERE > Yam-Nahar 10 > Nurse 10 > Emet 6> SPHERE > Ceratops 3 '
  1272. [01:24:17] <Tsvai> < JUSTICE BRONZE! JUSTICE SILVER! JUSTICE GOLD! JUSTICE PLATINUM! >
  1273. [01:24:29] <Tsvai> < POSE AS A TEAM, BECAUSE SHIT JUST GOT REAL >
  1274. [01:24:42] <Paradox> ( and brb a sec, skip yulia I'll get back to her )
  1275. [01:25:01] <Tsvai> The Hero of Justice splits into four shiny-metal-inspired entities, each of which has their own individual cape designs! And are those helmets?
  1276. [01:25:14] <Tsvai> ( Double Team, +2 AC, you know the rest. Gogogo Molchick )
  1277. [01:26:26] <Alcyone> Molchick claps his wings together and fires off a shockwave!
  1278. [01:26:28] <Alcyone> 1d20 air slash
  1279. [01:26:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, air slash: 4 [1d20=4]
  1280. [01:26:31] <Alcyone> :c
  1281. [01:26:45] <Bokor> Yam-Nahar returns.
  1282. [01:26:47] <Bokor> 1d20 ac2
  1283. [01:26:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac2: 8 [1d20=8]
  1284. [01:27:07] <Bokor> 5d12+20+31+11 if that hits
  1285. [01:27:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, if that hits: 91 [5d12=9,2,8,5,5]
  1286. [01:28:02] <Wyl> Nurse arms an explosive Egg Bomb!
  1287. [01:28:11] <Wyl> 1d20 AC6
  1288. [01:28:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, AC6: 17 [1d20=17]
  1289. [01:28:23] <Wyl> 4d12+17+1+9
  1290. [01:28:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 4d12+17+1+9: 61 [4d12=1,11,12,10]
  1291. [01:29:41] <Paradox> ( ok sorry, back )
  1292. [01:29:58] <Paradox> ( didnt take as long as I thought it would though. helpign my brother find his shit so he can pack )
  1293. [01:30:00] <Dr_Floyd> Emet charges into Yulia!
  1294. [01:30:03] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Heavy Slam
  1295. [01:30:04] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Heavy Slam: 4 [1d20=4]
  1296. [01:30:08] <Dr_Floyd> (Derp)
  1297. [01:30:17] <Paradox> DOUBLE SPHERES
  1298. [01:31:14] <Dr_Floyd> And Cera tries to headbutt the girl!
  1299. [01:31:23] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Iron Head
  1300. [01:31:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Iron Head: 5 [1d20=5]
  1301. [01:31:29] <Paradox> 1d20 ghost vision; 1d20 grass emet; 1d20 flying yam-nahar
  1302. [01:31:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, ghost vision: 3 [1d20=3]; grass emet: 11 [1d20=11]; flying yam-nahar: 14 [1d20=14]
  1303. [01:31:35] <Paradox> 4d12+67 if hit
  1304. [01:31:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if hit: 90 [4d12=2,3,6,12]
  1305. [01:31:53] <Alcyone> goddamn dicemaid
  1306. [01:32:10] <Dr_Floyd> (fff satk or atk?)
  1307. [01:32:17] <Wyl> Vision styles on the dark god
  1308. [01:32:43] <Paradox> 1d20 ground ceratops; 1d20 psychic helios; 1d20 normal Hero
  1309. [01:32:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, ground ceratops: 17 [1d20=17]; psychic helios: 7 [1d20=7]; normal Hero: 2 [1d20=2]
  1310. [01:32:50] <Paradox> 4d12+67 if hit
  1311. [01:32:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if hit: 109 [4d12=8,12,12,10]
  1312. [01:32:58] <Paradox> ( all the sphere attacks are special )
  1313. [01:33:18] <Alcyone> (man, if I had any way of changing its type from fire...D:)
  1314. [01:33:38] <Dr_Floyd> Emet is down :< Cera gets hurt but not too much!
  1315. [01:33:40] <Tsvai> Hero of Justice shrugs off such weak attacks from silly things like the minions of dark gods!
  1316. [01:34:09] <Alcyone> Helios takes a strong hit, but he's still up!
  1317. [01:35:10] <Tsvai> < TO ME, BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND NEUTERS! I SHALL GIVE YOU THE ENERGY TO FIGHT ANEW WITH THE POWER OF JUSTICE! >
  1318. [01:35:34] <Tsvai> ( HoJ is fully-equipped with Heal Pulse. )
  1319. [01:36:02] <Wyl> (I guess it's Alcyoneturn)
  1320. [01:36:33] * Alcyone tosses Elazul's pokeball to Tsvai and fires a thunder wave at Yulia!
  1321. [01:37:51] <Paradox> TSVAI
  1322. [01:38:24] * Tsvai circles Yulia quickly, and releases both Elazul and Ein near one of the Heroes of Justice!
  1323. [01:38:56] <Tsvai> Her form blurs, and suddenly, four Tsvais, each of which have different hats and hair colors, are running around the field willy-nilly!
  1324. [01:39:11] * Wyl treats Bokor next I guess!  +80 HP~
  1325. [01:39:27] <Tsvai> The Tsvai with the hard-hat and brunette hair knocks on her new headgear. The light on it fickers. :D
  1326. [01:40:23] <Bokor> (annnd now for another Yulia attack D:)
  1327. [01:40:41] <Paradox> "You think you're clever, don't you?"
  1328. [01:40:45] <Alcyone> (at least she's para, though)
  1329. [01:40:46] <Paradox> 1d20 critcheck
  1330. [01:40:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, critcheck: 8 [1d20=8]
  1331. [01:41:20] <Paradox> 5d10+60 everyone, ghost type.
  1332. [01:41:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, everyone, ghost type.: 83 [5d10=4,6,8,2,3]
  1333. [01:41:29] <Alcyone> (you didn't make a paracheck ;_;)
  1334. [01:41:51] <Tsvai> All of the Tsvais and Heroes of Justice bob and weave, evading the attack!
  1335. [01:42:07] <Dr_Floyd> (Even the downed ones?)
  1336. [01:42:08] <Paradox> And then they get hit anyway!
  1337. [01:42:10] <Dr_Floyd> (D:)
  1338. [01:42:14] <Bokor> The Giratina faints.
  1339. [01:42:16] <Wyl> (I'm guessing that that's a 100% accuracy move given critcheck, not AC)
  1340. [01:42:19] <Tsvai> ( Welp. )
  1341. [01:42:22] <Paradox> ( what wyl said )
  1342. [01:42:35] <Wyl> (Was that phys or spec?)
  1343. [01:42:37] <Paradox> ( and no I did not Alcyone. GOD POWERS. )
  1344. [01:42:38] <Dr_Floyd> Ceratops creates a barrier around himself! (Protect)
  1345. [01:42:39] <Alcyone> Helios is down! Elazul is still down!
  1346. [01:42:42] <Paradox> ( Special )
  1347. [01:42:51] <Paradox> 1d100
  1348. [01:42:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 62 [1d100=62]
  1349. [01:42:59] <Bokor> "Shit," he releases Nassor.  (Speed 25)
  1350. [01:43:02] <Dr_Floyd> Floyd is really fucked up, Emet who is still down gets a DST?
  1351. [01:43:04] <Tsvai> ( man HoJ goes down without doing anything )
  1352. [01:43:31] <Alcyone> (darn, I needed that heal pulse)
  1353. [01:43:42] <Wyl> Vision collapses D:
  1354. [01:43:56] <Bokor> "Don't panic," he releases a healing aura. Heal Pulse.
  1355. [01:44:07] <Tsvai> ( To who? )
  1356. [01:44:17] <Bokor> (you trainers)
  1357. [01:44:22] * Dr_Floyd returns Emet and sends Quetza! He formulates a battle plan for the group to stop missing literally everything at Yulia. (Efficiency Boost, everyone gets a +8 when doing d20 rolls)
  1358. [01:45:32] <Paradox> ( Heal pulse can heal 6 targets since 2m burst, so you can pick one more target )
  1359. [01:45:43] <Paradox> ( or rather 2 more, since you don't count )
  1360. [01:46:05] <Bokor> (Helios and HoJ)
  1361. [01:46:24] <Paradox> +50% HP to them then!
  1362. [01:46:36] <Alcyone> yaay
  1363. [01:46:41] <Tsvai> 3d6
  1364. [01:46:42] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 3d6: 11 [3d6=4,3,4]
  1365. [01:47:32] <Tsvai> "...I'd like to think I'm pretty good, if I've forced you into a corner like that!"
  1366. [01:48:20] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 > SPHERE>  Helios 24 >  Yam-Nahar 10 > Nurse 10 > SPHERE > Ceratops 3 '
  1367. [01:48:34] <Bokor> (Nassor should be @25)
  1368. [01:48:43] <Wyl> (Vision is, for the moment, KO'd, so Quetza)
  1369. [01:48:55] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 > SPHERE>  Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > Nurse 10 > SPHERE > Ceratops 3 '
  1370. [01:49:02] <Dr_Floyd> Quetza rams into Yulia!
  1371. [01:49:12] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+8 Head Smash
  1372. [01:49:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Head Smash: 18 [1d20=10]
  1373. [01:49:13] <Tsvai> ( If Heal Pulse can get 6 targets, and Ein and Elazul are already claimed, who needs heals? )
  1374. [01:49:34] <Dr_Floyd> 5d12+30+27
  1375. [01:49:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 5d12+30+27: 86 [5d12=2,6,8,1,12]
  1376. [01:50:59] <Bokor> (Hero's up)
  1377. [01:51:35] <Tsvai> Hero gets up, and engage his Heal Pulse on Ein and Elazul, and.....
  1378. [01:51:45] <Tsvai> (4 more targets. Vision probably needs a pick-me-up. )
  1379. [01:52:00] <Wyl> (It would be appreciated)
  1380. [01:52:05] <Tsvai> ( 3 more. )
  1381. [01:52:10] <Dr_Floyd> (Cera is on 10s)
  1382. [01:52:14] <Tsvai> ( 2 more. )
  1383. [01:52:28] <Alcyone> (Molchick would be okay, but I think I'm gonna return him anyway)
  1384. [01:53:00] <Tsvai> ( Any trainers in bad shape? )
  1385. [01:53:06] <Bokor> (I'm fine)
  1386. [01:53:06] <Alcyone> (alcy could use a bit of heals)
  1387. [01:53:15] <Tsvai> ( 1 more. )
  1388. [01:53:33] <Wyl> (Get Nurse I guess)
  1389. [01:53:57] <Tsvai> ....Cera, Nurse, Alcy-lady, and Vision!
  1390. [01:54:00] <Tsvai> 50% max HP healed!
  1391. [01:54:20] <Bokor> (annnd here come the spheres D:)
  1392. [01:54:24] <Wyl> Vision is back up and WATCHING THE FUTURE +_+
  1393. [01:56:03] <Paradox> 1d20 Hero Ghost; 1d20 Nassor Grass; 1d20 Nurse Poison
  1394. [01:56:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Hero Ghost: 16 [1d20=16]; Nassor Grass: 14 [1d20=14]; Nurse Poison: 8 [1d20=8]
  1395. [01:56:19] <Paradox> 4d12+67 if hit
  1396. [01:56:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if hit: 89 [4d12=1,6,8,7]
  1397. [01:56:30] <Wyl> Nurse's Sp.Def is actually through the roof right now so no, that doesn't hit!
  1398. [01:56:35] <Bokor> Nassor uses Protect!
  1399. [01:56:35] <Paradox> Nassor's turn if he's still up
  1400. [01:56:44] <Paradox> HELIOS
  1401. [01:57:33] <Alcyone> Helios hurls a barrage of rocks at Yulia!
  1402. [01:57:37] <Alcyone> 1d20 ancientpower
  1403. [01:57:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, ancientpower: 20 [1d20=20]
  1404. [01:57:41] <Bokor> (niiiiice)
  1405. [01:57:44] <Dr_Floyd> (Plus ei-oh shit!)
  1406. [01:57:45] <Alcyone> EVERYONE GETS STATS BOOSTED
  1407. [01:57:45] <Alcyone> EVERYWHERE
  1408. [01:57:48] <Alcyone> OH SHIT SON
  1409. [01:57:53] <Wyl> OH SHIT WE ON NOW
  1410. [01:57:55] <Tsvai> HoJ goes down, having refreshed his team! Maybe it's not a FIST OF JUSTICE, but it is worthwhile!
  1411. [01:57:58] <Bokor> COWABUNGA
  1412. [01:58:18] <Alcyone> 2d10+10+28
  1413. [01:58:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d10+10+28: 53 [2d10=6,9]
  1414. [02:00:48] <Wyl> Nurse doesn't let Hero of Justice go down!  She Copycats Heal Pulse!  HoJ, Vision... anyone else want help say so, like, now
  1415. [02:00:55] <Paradox> NURSE
  1416. [02:01:04] <Tsvai> ( Ein! )
  1417. [02:01:13] <Wyl> (That's 3)
  1418. [02:01:19] <Alcyone> (Elazulll)
  1419. [02:01:27] <Wyl> (4~)
  1420. [02:02:33] <Alcyone> alcy's at full
  1421. [02:02:44] <Dr_Floyd> (Sphere then)
  1422. [02:03:49] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 > SPHERE>  Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > Nurse 10 > SPHERE > Ceratops 3   '
  1423. [02:04:13] <Paradox> 1d20 Alcyone Rock; 1d20 Tsvai Ice; 1d20 Wyl Fire
  1424. [02:04:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Alcyone Rock: 9 [1d20=9]; Tsvai Ice: 3 [1d20=3]; Wyl Fire: 13 [1d20=13]
  1425. [02:04:21] <Tsvai> "Nope!"
  1426. [02:04:25] <Paradox> 4d12+67
  1427. [02:04:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d12+67: 96 [4d12=7,4,12,6]
  1428. [02:04:40] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Take down at Yulia!
  1429. [02:04:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Take down at Yulia!: 10 [1d20=10]
  1430. [02:04:49] <Dr_Floyd> (Plus eight sor-oh well)
  1431. [02:05:12] <Paradox> ( damage? )
  1432. [02:05:20] <Dr_Floyd> 3d10+30
  1433. [02:05:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 3d10+30: 51 [3d10=9,5,7]
  1434. [02:05:46] * Alcyone winces as she's blasted. FLASH
  1435. [02:05:47] <Alcyone> 1d20
  1436. [02:05:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  1437. [02:07:59] <Paradox> ( I thought I said melee with the flash thing )
  1438. [02:08:08] <Paradox> ( anyway .. alcyone's turn )
  1439. [02:08:26] <Alcyone> (oh, you probably did :3c)
  1440. [02:09:09] <Alcyone> !metronome oh boy here we go again
  1441. [02:09:18] <Alcyone> !tick here we go again
  1442. [02:09:19] <Botherer> Tick, tock! Tick, tock! Your here we go again just used Skill Swap
  1443. [02:09:23] <Alcyone> OH BOY
  1444. [02:09:44] <Alcyone> what can I steal from Yulia?
  1445. [02:10:44] <Paradox> Nothign she's not a pokemon yet :T
  1446. [02:10:58] <Tsvai> ( >yet )
  1447. [02:11:01] <Tsvai> ( Goddammit )
  1448. [02:11:09] <Alcyone> well okay
  1449. [02:11:24] <Wyl> Wyl heals up Alcyone from the previous turn's oww.  +80
  1450. [02:11:26] <Paradox> ( you could trade your flash fire to someone though )
  1451. [02:11:29] <Dr_Floyd> (>Yet)
  1452. [02:11:42] <Wyl> (Just doing that early because CUSTOMERS AGH)
  1453. [02:11:44] * Alcyone swaps Nurse's Healer for her Flash Fire!
  1454. [02:11:49] <Dr_Floyd> (oh jesus i am going to sleep ;_;)
  1455. [02:11:54] <Dr_Floyd> (in half an hour)
  1456. [02:12:09] * Tsvai returns both Hero of Justice and Elazul, tossing the latter's ball to Alcyone after they're safe!
  1457. [02:12:31] * Tsvai hops on Ein. "Let's ride, big man!"
  1458. [02:12:36] <Paradox> ( well if everyone would stop HEALAN HEALAN this would be done quicker plut :C )
  1459. [02:12:38] <Tsvai> ( Ein, speed 67 )
  1460. [02:12:52] <Alcyone> (Well, if you would stop hitting us for 100+ damage a shot, we wouldn't have to heal :I)
  1461. [02:13:10] * Paradox changes topic to 'Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Yulia > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 > SPHERE>  Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > Nurse 10 > SPHERE > Ceratops 3   '
  1462. [02:14:51] * Paradox slaps Tsvai around a bit with a large trout
  1463. [02:14:57] <Dr_Floyd> (Yulia)
  1464. [02:15:05] <Paradox> ( whoops )
  1465. [02:15:11] <Paradox> ( yes I know )
  1466. [02:15:28] <Paradox> 1d20 Yulia explodes
  1467. [02:15:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Yulia explodes: 9 [1d20=9]
  1468. [02:15:48] <Paradox> 9d10 typeless to everyone
  1469. [02:15:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, typeless to everyone: 39 [9d10=6,1,2,2,3,6,2,9,8]
  1470. [02:16:40] <Bokor> "Wat"
  1471. [02:17:01] <Alcyone> "Ffff."
  1472. [02:17:16] <Tsvai> Tsvai hides behind Ein, who doesn't seem too fazed.
  1473. [02:17:48] <Bokor> (is she transforming or ?)
  1474. [02:17:50] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 >  SPHERE > Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   '
  1475. [02:18:09] <Paradox> A large spiritomb floats in place where Yulia used to be.
  1476. [02:18:14] <Tsvai> "Old man! I think I'm going to need that ball pretty soon!"
  1477. [02:18:25] <Wyl> (also, phys or spec damage?)
  1478. [02:18:30] <Dr_Floyd> "Vat."
  1479. [02:18:33] <Paradox> ( spec )
  1480. [02:18:39] <Dr_Floyd> (Bokor?)
  1481. [02:19:07] <Paradox> < It didn't have to come to this. You could have served me. You could have been important. Helped create a better tomorrow.>
  1482. [02:19:21] <Tsvai> "Your tomorrow isn't my idea of a good one, bud!"
  1483. [02:19:28] <Alcyone> "We'll create a better tomorrow on our own! We don't need you!"
  1484. [02:19:29] <Paradox> The Spiritombs 6 spheres become slightly more tangible, you notice!
  1485. [02:19:30] <Wyl> "Man, you just don't get it, do you?  This IS how we're creating a better tomorrow~"
  1486. [02:19:47] <Bokor> Bokor conjures up a fireball. "Let's do this, Everhungry, Flare!" He throws it at the spiritomb
  1487. [02:19:49] <Tsvai> "PANCAKES to your tomorrow!"
  1488. [02:19:50] <Bokor> 1d20 ac4
  1489. [02:19:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, ac4: 11 [1d20=11]
  1490. [02:19:57] <Bokor> 5d10+65
  1491. [02:19:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 5d10+65: 92 [5d10=3,5,5,5,9]
  1492. [02:20:23] <Paradox> Bokor takes 31 damage!
  1493. [02:20:30] <Dr_Floyd> "Hit ze Spheres everyone! Ve shall conquer zis threat!" (Efficiency Boost Again)
  1494. [02:20:43] <Paradox> 1d100
  1495. [02:20:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d100: 60 [1d100=60]
  1496. [02:20:57] <Bokor> "Wah.."
  1497. [02:21:36] <Paradox> Ein's turn!
  1498. [02:21:54] <Tsvai> Ein corkscrew charges a sphere!
  1499. [02:21:58] <Tsvai> 1d20 AC 4 Dragon Rush
  1500. [02:21:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, AC 4 Dragon Rush: 18 [1d20=18]
  1501. [02:22:02] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 >  SPHERE > Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6'
  1502. [02:22:15] <Paradox> ( make wis check, bokor )
  1503. [02:22:20] <Paradox> whcih sphere, ein?
  1504. [02:22:22] <Bokor> 1d20+13 one w/ the world
  1505. [02:22:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, one w/ the world: 19 [1d20=6]
  1506. [02:22:44] <Paradox> Bokor: When you hit the ghost with the sphere, pain shot back up your arm .. and you notice the 3rd sphere lit up.
  1507. [02:22:46] <Dr_Floyd> (Hey guys remember to add the +8 :<)
  1508. [02:23:00] <Tsvai> 4d12+17+12+40 dragon physical damage, flinched, and knocked into another sphere!
  1509. [02:23:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, dragon physical damage, flinched, and knocked into another sphere!: 87 [4d12=5,4,5,4]
  1510. [02:23:07] <Wyl> (>implying we need it)
  1511. [02:23:17] <Paradox> ( which sphere though Tsvai? it matters! )
  1512. [02:23:32] <Bokor> "Hm...I think the third one is fire typed."
  1513. [02:23:42] <Tsvai> (Tackled 1, threw it into 2. Both spheres take....)
  1514. [02:23:49] <Tsvai> 1d6 extra damage
  1515. [02:23:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, extra damage: 5 [1d6=5]
  1516. [02:24:00] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 >  SPHERE > Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6'
  1517. [02:24:12] <Paradox> Gogo VISION
  1518. [02:24:25] <Wyl> Vision tries psychically assaulting inanimate(?) objects!
  1519. [02:24:33] <Wyl> 1d20+8 I will remember your damn +8
  1520. [02:24:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, I will remember your damn +8: 14 [1d20=6]
  1521. [02:24:56] <Wyl> 4d12+2d10+17+17+9 to sphere... I guess sphere 6?
  1522. [02:24:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, to sphere... I guess sphere 6?: 83 [4d12=4,4,5,12; 2d10=10,5]
  1523. [02:25:05] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  Hero 26 >  SPHERE > Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 2, 3, 4, 5'
  1524. [02:25:24] <Paradox> Sphere's 2 and 3 activate!
  1525. [02:25:50] <Paradox> 1d20 Fire Hero; 1d20 Rock Vision Sphere 2
  1526. [02:25:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Fire Hero: 8 [1d20=8]; Rock Vision Sphere 2: 4 [1d20=4]
  1527. [02:26:00] <Paradox> 4d12+67
  1528. [02:26:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 4d12+67: 94 [4d12=1,5,11,10]
  1529. [02:26:11] <Paradox> Sphere 3; 1d20 errbody
  1530. [02:26:12] <Tsvai> Hero is not in battle!
  1531. [02:26:36] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Nassor 25 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 2, 3, 4, 5'
  1532. [02:26:46] <Paradox> Nassor then, fighting type
  1533. [02:26:49] <Dr_Floyd> Quetza grabs Urmabutt with his claws and takes it to the air! (Sky Drop)
  1534. [02:26:51] <Paradox> anyway
  1535. [02:26:56] <Paradox> 1d20 sphere 3
  1536. [02:26:57] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, sphere 3: 10 [1d20=10]
  1537. [02:27:01] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+8
  1538. [02:27:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20+8: 9 [1d20=1]
  1539. [02:27:05] <Bokor> COWABUNG-he's down.
  1540. [02:27:20] <Paradox> 2d12+33 typeless damage
  1541. [02:27:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, typeless damage: 40 [2d12=1,6]
  1542. [02:27:24] <Paradox> Quetza's turn
  1543. [02:27:40] <Dr_Floyd> (See above!)
  1544. [02:28:01] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 2, 3, 4, 5'
  1545. [02:28:05] <Dr_Floyd> The rockbirdlizard liftoffs with the god! How the everliving fuck?
  1546. [02:28:22] <Paradox> Sphere's 4 and 5 activat then!
  1547. [02:28:34] <Paradox> 1d20;1d20;1d20 4
  1548. [02:28:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]; 1d20: 11 [1d20=11]; 4: 14 [1d20=14]
  1549. [02:28:50] <Paradox> Quetza is paralyzed and poisoned
  1550. [02:29:19] <Dr_Floyd> (Does that hit him on the air? :V)
  1551. [02:29:22] <Paradox> 1d20 vision dark; 1d20 ein water; 1d20 nurse grass - sphere 5
  1552. [02:29:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, vision dark: 3 [1d20=3]; ein water: 18 [1d20=18]; nurse grass - sphere 5: 5 [1d20=5]
  1553. [02:29:32] <Paradox> 4d12+67 if hit
  1554. [02:29:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, if hit: 104 [4d12=11,10,4,12]
  1555. [02:29:38] <Paradox> ( yes plut :V )
  1556. [02:29:55] <Paradox> ( uhm... helios' turn )
  1557. [02:30:11] <Alcyone> Helios unleashes his stored flame!
  1558. [02:30:18] <Tsvai> Ein isn't looking so hot!
  1559. [02:30:19] <Alcyone> 1d20 flamethrower, 2
  1560. [02:30:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, flamethrower, 2: 8 [1d20=8]
  1561. [02:30:24] <Alcyone> :T
  1562. [02:30:25] <Wyl> (These spheres have not hit Vision or Nurse ever)
  1563. [02:30:29] <Tsvai> (+8? )
  1564. [02:30:53] <Bokor> (yeah that's a 16)
  1565. [02:30:56] <Alcyone> (yeah)
  1566. [02:31:28] <Alcyone> 4d12+17+34+9
  1567. [02:31:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 4d12+17+34+9: 86 [4d12=2,5,8,11]
  1568. [02:32:04] <Paradox> ( at who, alcy )
  1569. [02:32:10] <Paradox> ( oh 2 )
  1570. [02:32:17] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 3, 4, 5'
  1571. [02:32:49] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1, 3, 4, 5, 6'
  1572. [02:32:57] <Paradox> Spheres 1 and 6 reappear!
  1573. [02:33:01] <Tsvai> ( :| )
  1574. [02:33:02] <Paradox> Gogo Nurse!
  1575. [02:33:25] <Alcyone> (maybe we should just focus on urmabutt)
  1576. [02:33:49] <Dr_Floyd> (And get the counterattacks? It's fucking Lavos again)
  1577. [02:34:14] <Dr_Floyd> (Also urma is sort of trapped above)
  1578. [02:34:35] <Wyl> 1d20 Nurse lobs an egg bomb at 4 I guess
  1579. [02:34:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Nurse lobs an egg bomb at 4 I guess: 16 [1d20=16]
  1580. [02:34:44] <Alcyone> (Well, we can't kill the spheres fast enough)
  1581. [02:34:53] <Wyl> 4d12+17+1+9
  1582. [02:34:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, 4d12+17+1+9: 63 [4d12=10,9,10,7]
  1583. [02:35:41] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1, 3,  5, 6'
  1584. [02:35:49] <Paradox> CERATOPS
  1585. [02:35:57] <Tsvai> ( HEY GUYS )
  1586. [02:36:07] <Tsvai> ( Yellow -> Red -> Green -> Blue -> Black -> White )
  1587. [02:36:11] <Tsvai> (otherwise i dunno )
  1588. [02:36:18] <Dr_Floyd> Cera uses Drill Run on 1!
  1589. [02:36:24] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20
  1590. [02:36:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 16 [1d20=16]
  1591. [02:36:28] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 3,  5, 6'
  1592. [02:36:49] <Kain> (You guys don't have a chrono cross)
  1593. [02:36:51] <Kain> (Do you)
  1594. [02:37:02] <Bokor> (lost the candy hammer long ago)
  1595. [02:37:02] <Tsvai> ( fuck we -are- boned )
  1596. [02:37:02] <Bokor> (:<)
  1597. [02:37:07] <Dr_Floyd> (Didn't even rolled damage! Oh well)
  1598. [02:37:53] <Paradox> ( no you didn't floyd )
  1599. [02:37:55] <Paradox> ( THATS A HINT )
  1600. [02:38:16] <Paradox> Urmaresheron can't do anything as he's being dangled like a hornses ass by  Quetzal :T
  1601. [02:38:21] <Paradox> Alcyone's turn!
  1602. [02:38:27] <Wyl> (Oh right, speaking of turns!0
  1603. [02:38:33] <Wyl> 1d20 FUTURE SIGHT tries to hit Urmabutt
  1604. [02:38:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, FUTURE SIGHT tries to hit Urmabutt: 19 [1d20=19]
  1605. [02:38:37] * Bokor thinks for a bit...
  1606. [02:38:46] <Bokor> "hm, that might work"
  1607. [02:38:50] * Bokor gets the spear ready
  1608. [02:39:10] <Wyl> 4d12+2d10+22+21+9 or something oh god numbers please don't reflect
  1609. [02:39:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, or something oh god numbers please don't reflect: 86 [4d12=5,6,7,4; 2d10=4,8]
  1610. [02:40:30] <Bokor> "Let me try something here..."
  1611. [02:40:44] <Tsvai> ( Is the +8 bonus still up? )
  1612. [02:40:46] <Paradox> Ok, then Alcyone!
  1613. [02:40:50] <Paradox> ( no that's just one round )
  1614. [02:41:08] <Alcyone> how many things can I hit with thunderbolt
  1615. [02:41:14] <Alcyone> because that's my biggest spread pretty sure
  1616. [02:41:19] <Paradox> 3
  1617. [02:41:23] <Tsvai> 1d20+8 int check on my turn because it's too late for puzzles
  1618. [02:41:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, int check on my turn because it's too late for puzzles: 25 [1d20=17]
  1619. [02:41:27] <Paradox> you could knock out the rest of the spheres
  1620. [02:41:38] <Bokor> (well I was gonna do that w/ an aerial ace 3:)
  1621. [02:41:47] <Bokor> (pass to me, let me do it?)
  1622. [02:41:51] <Alcyone> 1d20 okay let's do that
  1623. [02:41:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, okay let's do that: 19 [1d20=19]
  1624. [02:41:57] <Alcyone> PARALYSIS
  1625. [02:42:01] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Ein 67 > Vision 50 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: NONE'
  1626. [02:42:12] <Paradox> Tsvai's turn!
  1627. [02:42:24] <Paradox> Tsvai hears the voice of Hero in her head...
  1628. [02:42:32] <Tsvai> Tsvai BRAIN BLASTS as she switches out Ein for Sufjan in midair!
  1629. [02:42:35] <Paradox> < PUNCH THE DAMN GHOST > it says!
  1630. [02:42:57] <Tsvai> "....punch. Punching a ghost. THIS DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOOD IDEA, HERO"
  1631. [02:43:20] <Alcyone> oh right
  1632. [02:43:23] * Tsvai whips Urmaresheron, seeing as Vision has seen success.
  1633. [02:43:26] <Alcyone> on my turn I'm also calling out Elazul again
  1634. [02:43:34] <Tsvai> 1d20 AC 5
  1635. [02:43:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, AC 5: 15 [1d20=15]
  1636. [02:43:40] <Tsvai> 4d12+20 psychic damage
  1637. [02:43:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, psychic damage: 52 [4d12=12,4,12,4]
  1638. [02:44:10] <Tsvai> (Sufjan, speed 45 )
  1639. [02:44:12] * Wyl joins in the all-out assault by overcharging his medigun!
  1640. [02:44:18] <Wyl> 1d20+8 Thunderbolt~
  1641. [02:44:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Thunderbolt~: 16 [1d20=8]
  1642. [02:44:46] <Wyl> 4d12+17+5 damage
  1643. [02:44:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, damage: 54 [4d12=8,10,8,6]
  1644. [02:45:59] <Bokor> Bokor releases the twins, 26 speed.  He then shrugs, seeing he can't really hit Urmabutt while he's being carried by quetza
  1645. [02:46:24] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: NONE'
  1646. [02:46:40] * Dr_Floyd does the same. Guess he's holding his action for a Tactical stuff!
  1647. [02:46:57] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > TWINS 26 >  Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: NONE'
  1648. [02:47:03] <Dr_Floyd> (Vision i guess)
  1649. [02:47:07] * Alcyone changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Elazul 30 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: NONE'
  1650. [02:47:07] <Paradox> yes
  1651. [02:47:26] * Alcyone changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Elazul 30 > TWINS 26 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: NONE'
  1652. [02:47:35] <Paradox> ( ty, hard to see all dem switches )
  1653. [02:48:08] * Tsvai lands on Sufjan's shoulders, and seems to have no trouble balancing. "Welp, Ninjabuddy, the heroic voice in my head is telling me something pretty suspect, but....PUNCH THE GHOST! RIGHT IN HIS STUPID, STICKY-WITH-SYRUP FACE!"
  1654. [02:48:46] <Alcyone> "Or her."
  1655. [02:48:50] <Alcyone> "I'm uh. Not quite sure."
  1656. [02:49:39] <Tsvai> Sufjan gives the Scizor equivalent of a sigh, but knows what's at stake.
  1657. [02:50:28] <Bokor> (Wyl? Vision's up)
  1658. [02:50:37] <Tsvai> ( Rolling for Sufie's actions while waiting. )
  1659. [02:50:43] <Tsvai> 1d20 AC 2 Brick Break
  1660. [02:50:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, AC 2 Brick Break: 8 [1d20=8]
  1661. [02:51:13] <Tsvai> 2d12+21+25 if hit, physical fighting damage
  1662. [02:51:14] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, if hit, physical fighting damage: 58 [2d12=2,10]
  1663. [02:51:49] <Dr_Floyd> Quetza drops down Urmaresheron on the white floor, possibly cracking it in impact!
  1664. [02:51:51] <Paradox> ( probably CUSTOMERS )
  1665. [02:52:07] <Wyl> (Why yes, I was CUSTOMERS'd)
  1666. [02:52:20] <Paradox> ( damage? )
  1667. [02:52:49] <Dr_Floyd> 1d10+20+33+10
  1668. [02:52:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d10+20+33+10: 70 [1d10=7]
  1669. [02:53:13] <Dr_Floyd> (Also anyone wants a free EOT move against Urma?)
  1670. [02:53:29] <Alcyone> (I do I do)
  1671. [02:53:33] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20+8 tactical manuever
  1672. [02:53:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, tactical manuever: 9 [1d20=1]
  1673. [02:53:48] <Dr_Floyd> (oh well forget bout it)
  1674. [02:53:56] <Wyl> Vision waits for Urmabutt <o><o>
  1675. [02:54:07] <Wyl> (Me First-ing whatever Urmy does)
  1676. [02:54:08] <Paradox> Quetza
  1677. [02:54:16] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Elazul 30 > TWINS 26 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1, 2'
  1678. [02:54:17] <Tsvai> ( Did Sufjan get to PUNCH the goast? )
  1679. [02:54:24] <Dr_Floyd> (Dropped urma)
  1680. [02:54:28] <Paradox> Spheres 1 and 2 re-appear, though far apart this time.
  1681. [02:54:31] <Dr_Floyd> (Elazul i guess)
  1682. [02:54:32] <Paradox> ( yes he did Tsvai )
  1683. [02:54:35] <Paradox> oh right
  1684. [02:54:44] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Elazul 30 > TWINS 26 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1, 2, 3, 4'
  1685. [02:54:49] <Paradox> So do 3 and 4!
  1686. [02:54:52] <Paradox> Gogo Elazul!
  1687. [02:54:57] <Tsvai> Sufjan punches a goddamn ghost! Surprisingly, it wasn't a bad plan.
  1688. [02:55:10] <Alcyone> How many can I hit on a dash attak?
  1689. [02:55:12] <Alcyone> attack
  1690. [02:55:31] <Bokor> (I think dash just means you have to move to use it)
  1691. [02:55:34] <Bokor> (did you mean passing?)
  1692. [02:55:42] <Alcyone> (oh)
  1693. [02:55:48] <Tsvai> ( Yeah, you need a move with the Pass keyword )
  1694. [02:55:55] <Alcyone> (how many can I ht on a pass then)
  1695. [02:57:29] <Alcyone> (dox?)
  1696. [02:58:04] <Paradox> ( 2 )
  1697. [02:58:12] <Alcyone> 1d20 aerial ace crit check
  1698. [02:58:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, aerial ace crit check: 15 [1d20=15]
  1699. [02:58:16] <Alcyone> nocrit
  1700. [02:58:23] <Alcyone> do I need to roll damage?
  1701. [02:58:29] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Elazul 30 > TWINS 26 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1, 2,'
  1702. [02:58:35] <Bokor> Bokor acts, hitting the other two w/ Aerial Ace.  Then the Twins attack!
  1703. [02:58:58] <Bokor> 2#1d20 BRICK BREAK and ICE PAUNCH on urmabutt!
  1704. [02:58:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, BRICK BREAK and ICE PAUNCH on urmabutt!: 1 [1d20=1], 18 [1d20=18]
  1705. [02:59:16] <Bokor> 2d12+2d10+23
  1706. [02:59:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 2d12+2d10+23: 51 [2d12=10,2; 2d10=8,8]
  1707. [02:59:31] <Paradox> ( hgggn )
  1708. [02:59:44] <Paradox> ( gogo Nurse )
  1709. [02:59:59] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Elazul 30 > TWINS 26 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1, 2, 5, 6'
  1710. [03:00:26] <Bokor> (oh wait)
  1711. [03:00:27] <Wyl> Nurse MACH PUNCH's sphere 1
  1712. [03:00:29] <Bokor> (w/ efficnency boost)
  1713. [03:00:34] <Bokor> (the brick break woulda hit I bet? :B)
  1714. [03:00:53] <Bokor> 2d12+16+23 I also forgot to add the 16 damage of ice punch
  1715. [03:00:54] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, I also forgot to add the 16 damage of ice punch: 55 [2d12=6,10]
  1716. [03:02:44] <Dr_Floyd> (Uh cera)
  1717. [03:02:58] <Bokor> (would that of changed anything at all? @_@)
  1718. [03:02:58] <Dr_Floyd> Ceratops Seed Bombs the max spheres he can!
  1719. [03:03:01] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 seed bomb
  1720. [03:03:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, seed bomb: 9 [1d20=9]
  1721. [03:03:26] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Tsvai > Wyl > Bokor > Floyd | Vision 50 > Sufjan 45 > SPHERE > Quetza 42 >  SPHERE > Elazul 30 > TWINS 26 > Helios 24 > SPHERE > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3   | SPHERES ACTIVE: 1'
  1722. [03:03:34] <Paradox> Only one sphere up!
  1723. [03:04:04] <Paradox>  < It ... it cannot end this way ... die with me >
  1724. [03:04:20] <Tsvai> "OLD MAN!"
  1725. [03:04:26] <Tsvai> "I need the ball!"
  1726. [03:04:32] <Bokor> "Tsvai, that is a -horrible- idea."
  1727. [03:04:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Oh scheisse!"
  1728. [03:04:34] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20
  1729. [03:04:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  1730. [03:04:37] <Dr_Floyd> BULLET PUNCH
  1731. [03:04:43] <Paradox> 1d20 Alcyone; 1d20 Tsvai; 1d20 Wyl; 1d20 Bokor; 1d20 Floyd; 1d20 Pokemon
  1732. [03:04:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, Alcyone: 8 [1d20=8]; Tsvai: 16 [1d20=16]; Wyl: 19 [1d20=19]; Bokor: 19 [1d20=19]; Floyd: 15 [1d20=15]; Pokemon: 19 [1d20=19]
  1733. [03:04:52] <Wyl> Vision would like to *cough* ME FIRST
  1734. [03:04:54] <Paradox> If under 10 you are safe
  1735. [03:05:04] <Tsvai> ( ahahahahahaha )
  1736. [03:05:10] <Dr_Floyd> 2d6+8 fuck you faggot!
  1737. [03:05:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, fuck you faggot!: 13 [2d6=2,3]
  1738. [03:05:12] <Alcyone> (ahahahaah oh christ)
  1739. [03:05:12] <Paradox> ( so just Alcyone :V )
  1740. [03:05:25] <Bokor> The twins aren't having any of this >:V Ice Shards!
  1741. [03:05:29] <Bokor> 2#1d20
  1742. [03:05:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 2#1d20: 3 [1d20=3], 12 [1d20=12]
  1743. [03:05:36] <Tsvai> Sufjan Quick Attacks!
  1744. [03:05:40] <Tsvai> 1d20 Quick Attack
  1745. [03:05:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, Quick Attack: 17 [1d20=17]
  1746. [03:05:43] <Wyl> 1d20 Vision doesn't know what exactly he's trying to mimic other than GOD POWERS
  1747. [03:05:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, Vision doesn't know what exactly he's trying to mimic other than GOD POWERS: 17 [1d20=17]
  1748. [03:05:50] <Bokor> 2d6+2d10+23
  1749. [03:05:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 2d6+2d10+23: 41 [2d6=5,5; 2d10=6,2]
  1750. [03:05:51] * Happymancer (Happymance@sux-D5FD582E.dsl.mindspring.com) has joined #PoketrianOdyssey
  1751. [03:05:52] <Tsvai> 2d10+5+25
  1752. [03:05:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Tsvai, 2d10+5+25: 44 [2d10=9,5]
  1753. [03:06:13] <Alcyone> Elazul only has Pursuit as a priority move, so he sits there and sulks. >:^
  1754. [03:06:27] <Wyl> 1d20 MORE INTERRUPTS FROM NURSE BAHHHH MACH PAUNCH
  1755. [03:06:27] <Paradox> ( oh wow )
  1756. [03:06:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, MORE INTERRUPTS FROM NURSE BAHHHH MACH PAUNCH: 4 [1d20=4]
  1757. [03:06:40] <Paradox> ( miss )
  1758. [03:06:43] <Wyl> 2d6+1 if somehow that even hits durr hurr
  1759. [03:06:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Wyl, if somehow that even hits durr hurr: 4 [2d6=1,2]
  1760. [03:06:49] <Dr_Floyd> (It doesn't)
  1761. [03:06:57] <Alcyone> (fuck it, prob control that)
  1762. [03:07:02] <Alcyone> (COMBO ATTACK, BITCHES)
  1763. [03:07:05] <Dr_Floyd> (what, no)
  1764. [03:07:10] <Wyl> (no, no need to prob control an attack that won't even do damage)
  1765. [03:07:20] <Alcyone> (fine :c)
  1766. [03:07:32] <Alcyone> (y'all have no sense of dramatic performance)
  1767. [03:07:50] * Dr_Floyd jumps on Urmaresheron along with a shitton of Pokémon!
  1768. [03:08:02] <Dr_Floyd> "No you von't!"
  1769. [03:08:11] <Paradox> 5d12+96
  1770. [03:08:11] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d12+96: 118 [5d12=1,3,5,11,2]
  1771. [03:09:00] <Alcyone> (also guys, don't worry if the masterball fails, I have a plaaan)
  1772. [03:09:08] <Wyl> (Is Vision successfully going to Me First and if so what am I even rolling)
  1773. [03:09:09] <Paradox> 5d12+96
  1774. [03:09:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Paradox, 5d12+96: 131 [5d12=7,2,9,8,9]
  1775. [03:09:17] <Alcyone> And poor Elazul is down again >:^
  1776. [03:09:38] <Bokor> The TWINS PERSIST
  1777. [03:09:41] <Paradox> ( take damage from both, but only half from second if you're down )
  1778. [03:09:45] <Tsvai> Tsvai is barely up, but Sufjan brave the blow!
  1779. [03:09:48] * Dr_Floyd is sent flying and is KO'd after punching Urmafaggot.
  1780. [03:09:53] <Bokor> ...or okay no they don't.
  1781. [03:10:01] <Tsvai> ( okay nevermind if it's two )
  1782. [03:10:13] <Tsvai> ( Type and phys/special? )
  1783. [03:10:20] <Bokor> (ahahaha christ Bokor is barely up)
  1784. [03:10:22] <Paradox> ( typeless, special )
  1785. [03:10:29] * Alcyone somehow manages to dodge like a motherfucker.
  1786. [03:10:35] <Tsvai> Tsvai goes flying off of Sufjan!
  1787. [03:11:07] <Paradox> There's a burst of energy from The Architect, and suddenly everyone that isn't Alcyone starts bleeding from their ears and eyes.
  1788. [03:11:13] <Dr_Floyd> Quetza and Cera meanwhile, both get hit hard but are on the skin of their teeth!
  1789. [03:11:27] <Dr_Floyd> (wait, dox, was that a sound attack?)
  1790. [03:11:30] * Wyl just wavers and... collapses D:
  1791. [03:11:32] <Paradox> ( no )
  1792. [03:11:38] <Dr_Floyd> (cuz cera has soundproo-oh :<)
  1793. [03:11:38] <Tsvai> Sufjan weather the first blow, but the second sends him flying away, battered and bruised.
  1794. [03:11:45] <Alcyone> Helios chirp chirp splat.
  1795. [03:12:03] <Paradox> ( who is still up )
  1796. [03:12:03] * Bokor staggers, barely standing
  1797. [03:12:07] <Bokor> (me)
  1798. [03:12:12] <Wyl> (Nurse)
  1799. [03:12:16] <Alcyone> (me)
  1800. [03:12:27] <Dr_Floyd> (My mons)
  1801. [03:12:35] <Tsvai> ( Tsvai and Sufjan are both out. )
  1802. [03:13:04] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Bokor > Floyd |  Quetza 42 > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3 | Spheres Active: 1'
  1803. [03:13:13] <Tsvai> As Tsvai falls, a pancake slides out of one of the chambers of the quick switch module.....and her other hand is balled into a fist except for her middle finger.
  1804. [03:13:17] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Bokor  |  Quetza 42 > Nurse 10 >  Ceratops 3 | Spheres Active: 1'
  1805. [03:13:27] <Dr_Floyd> C: "Truly old Bean, this was a grueling battle!" Q: "Yes, my chap. It appears my master was knocked down."
  1806. [03:13:30] <Bokor> "I'll...end you, damn it!"
  1807. [03:13:37] <Dr_Floyd> (Oh god it's still alive)
  1808. [03:13:43] <Paradox> Alcyone!
  1809. [03:15:01] <Tsvai> The force of the blow ultimately sends Tsvai rolling to a stop at Alcyone's feet, with Sufjan not far from her.
  1810. [03:15:07] <Alcyone> (hmmm)
  1811. [03:15:21] <Alcyone> (so guys, masterball time)
  1812. [03:15:23] <Alcyone> (what do you think)
  1813. [03:15:31] <Bokor> (I was thinking more DIE MONSTER...)
  1814. [03:15:40] <Wyl> (...YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD)
  1815. [03:15:43] <Bokor> (Pokeballing it just strikes me as a bad idea )
  1816. [03:15:48] <Dr_Floyd> (Fuck masterball let's kill that bitch)
  1817. [03:15:50] <Alcyone> (you seem to think I - hmmm, I have an idea that's just dumb enough that it might work)
  1818. [03:16:28] * Alcyone calls out Truffle and then FINISHING BLOW TIME
  1819. [03:17:12] <Alcyone> 1d20 shit I lost my good finishing moves, it looks like it's tri-ace time let's hope for a status
  1820. [03:17:12] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, shit I lost my good finishing moves, it looks like it's tri-ace time let's hope for a status: 10 [1d20=10]
  1821. [03:17:16] <Alcyone> nope
  1822. [03:17:42] <Alcyone> 2d12+21+31+10
  1823. [03:17:43] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 2d12+21+31+10: 64 [2d12=1,1]
  1824. [03:17:44] <Paradox> damage?
  1825. [03:17:52] <Alcyone> (...)
  1826. [03:17:59] <Alcyone> (fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck)
  1827. [03:18:28] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Bokor  |  Quetza 42 > Nurse 10 >  Truffles 7 > Ceratops 3 | Spheres Active: 1'
  1828. [03:18:33] <Paradox> BOBCORE
  1829. [03:18:41] <Paradox> ( what is anise fuuuuuu- ? )
  1830. [03:18:45] <Bokor> Bokor releases Vodun, 25 speed, and then uses Parasitic Embrace.  "I WILL END YOU!"
  1831. [03:18:47] <Bokor> 1d20
  1832. [03:18:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 20 [1d20=20]
  1833. [03:18:48] <Alcyone> (look at that damage roll, dox)
  1834. [03:18:49] <Wyl> (>1, 1)
  1835. [03:18:53] <Tsvai> ( ahahahahaha YES )
  1836. [03:18:55] <Paradox> ( olol )
  1837. [03:18:56] <Alcyone> (also yessss)
  1838. [03:18:59] <Bokor> 4d21+42+45 FUCK YOU
  1839. [03:19:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, FUCK YOU: 136 [4d21=17,5,16,11]
  1840. [03:19:11] * Paradox changes topic to 'URMARESHERON > Alcyone > Bokor  |  Vodun > Quetza 42 > Nurse 10 >  Truffles 7 > Ceratops 3 | Spheres Active: 1'
  1841. [03:19:13] <Tsvai> ( Reroll that. )
  1842. [03:19:31] <Bokor> (how much do I heal?)
  1843. [03:19:32] <Wyl> (>4d21)
  1844. [03:19:33] <Tsvai> ( Dice expression was wrong. )
  1845. [03:19:36] <Bokor> (err)
  1846. [03:19:41] <Bokor> 4d12+42+45
  1847. [03:19:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 4d12+42+45: 104 [4d12=4,5,7,1]
  1848. [03:19:47] <Paradox> ( mfw )
  1849. [03:20:12] <Paradox> 24 healan
  1850. [03:20:18] <Paradox> Vodun's turn!
  1851. [03:20:23] <Dr_Floyd> Quetzacoatl is really pissed about knocking his master, and rams into Urmarasheron!
  1852. [03:20:27] <Bokor> Vodun...
  1853. [03:20:31] <Bokor> uses his signiture move, Shadow Ball!
  1854. [03:20:32] <Bokor> 1d20
  1855. [03:20:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Bokor, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  1856. [03:20:35] <Dr_Floyd> (His speed is 25 only >:O!)
  1857. [03:20:39] <Bokor> not so shadow ball.
  1858. [03:20:51] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Head Smash~
  1859. [03:20:51] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Head Smash~: 12 [1d20=12]
  1860. [03:21:25] <Dr_Floyd> 5d12+20+27+30 Mountain Peak Activate!
  1861. [03:21:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Mountain Peak Activate!: 114 [5d12=10,6,10,10,1]
  1862. [03:22:00] <Paradox> BAMF
  1863. [03:22:02] <Paradox> Nurse's turn!
  1864. [03:22:16] <Wyl> Nurse gathers everyone she can and HEAL PULSES AS HARD AS SHE CAN
  1865. [03:22:29] <Paradox> infiniheal
  1866. [03:22:30] <Wyl> (Namely the trainers, plus however many Pokemon Dox will allow)
  1867. [03:22:31] * Bokor is invigorated!
  1868. [03:22:38] <Wyl> (which is... everyone?)
  1869. [03:22:48] <Paradox> TRUFFLES
  1870. [03:22:58] <Alcyone> (is urmabutt floating in any way)
  1871. [03:23:28] <Wyl> (For the record this doesn't actually get Wyl or Vision back up D: )
  1872. [03:23:41] <Paradox> ( yes? but not bonus-damage-on-sky-uppercut level of floating )
  1873. [03:24:08] <Alcyone> Truffle hops forward, eyes Urmabutt, and charges, slamming a fist filled with totally real love for his trainer into the stupid zombie goast >:|
  1874. [03:24:22] <Alcyone> 1d20 Sky Uppercut anyway
  1875. [03:24:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, Sky Uppercut anyway: 4 [1d20=4]
  1876. [03:24:30] <Bokor> (he never loved you >:V)
  1877. [03:24:36] <Alcyone> (fuck it, I'm prob controling BECAUSE HIS LOVE IS REAL)
  1878. [03:24:40] <Alcyone> 1d20
  1879. [03:24:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 1d20: 6 [1d20=6]
  1880. [03:24:43] <Alcyone> ...
  1881. [03:24:44] <Alcyone> ;_______;
  1882. [03:24:49] <Wyl> (IT ISN'T REAL D:< )
  1883. [03:24:58] <Paradox> ( that... .barely hits )
  1884. [03:25:01] <Dr_Floyd> Ceratops bonks Urma too!
  1885. [03:25:07] <Alcyone> (oh, shit yes)
  1886. [03:25:20] <Alcyone> 3d10+10+22+8
  1887. [03:25:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Alcyone, 3d10+10+22+8: 57 [3d10=9,3,5]
  1888. [03:25:23] <Tsvai> The healing isn't enough to revive Tsvai and Sufjan!
  1889. [03:25:25] <Dr_Floyd> 1d20 Iron Head
  1890. [03:25:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, Iron Head: 6 [1d20=6]
  1891. [03:25:33] <Paradox> ( hold your shit for a second guys )
  1892. [03:25:35] <Alcyone> Truffle's Toxic Orb activates!
  1893. [03:25:46] <Dr_Floyd> 2d12+16+20
  1894. [03:25:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Dr_Floyd, 2d12+16+20: 49 [2d12=12,1]
  1895. [03:25:51] <Paradox> Truffles walks calmly up to Urmaresheron
  1896. [03:26:02] <Paradox> Then suddenly UPPERCUTS
  1897. [03:26:26] <Paradox> The ghost sort of .. SHATTERS in a bout of white, green, and purple sparks
  1898. [03:27:16] <Paradox> You all feel the pressure of unimaginable power pouring out, all around you, but mostly going into Truffles.
  1899. [03:28:10] <Alcyone> "Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffleeeeeeeee"
  1900. [03:28:11] <Paradox> Suddenly, you're in Ivyhollow.
  1901. [03:28:21] <Bokor> "bwuh."
  1902. [03:28:42] <Paradox> Townsfolk and tribesmen litter the streets
  1903. [03:28:46] <Paradox> they seem to be asleep
  1904. [03:28:52] <Paradox> The town looks ... much the same as it always did
  1905. [03:28:58] <Paradox> Before anything exploded or anything.
  1906. [03:29:12] * Alcyone falls on her face.
  1907. [03:29:12] <Paradox> Except for the softly glowing white mushrooms everywhere, those are new.
  1908. [03:29:16] * Bokor looks around, confused.
  1909. [03:29:30] <Paradox> Those of you who went down in the fight are now up.
  1910. [03:29:50] * Wyl isn't getting back up without a fight!  Oh god oww head in so much pain
  1911. [03:30:04] * Tsvai gets up, and dusts off her shorts before clutching her injured gauntlet arm.
  1912. [03:30:17] <Bokor> "It's...over?"
  1913. [03:30:19] <Paradox>  < Hello. >
  1914. [03:30:24] <Tsvai> "aaaaaaaaaaa"
  1915. [03:30:29] <Alcyone> "aaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
  1916. [03:30:30] <Tsvai> "Is it still here?"
  1917. [03:30:35] <Paradox>  < Yes it is over now. >
  1918. [03:30:41] * Tsvai clings to Alcyone fearfully.
  1919. [03:30:42] <Wyl> "Hi." grumblegrumblestareatground
  1920. [03:30:46] <Paradox> Truffls kinda ... fades in, just appearing in front of Alcyone.
  1921. [03:30:48] <Tsvai> She realizes something.
  1922. [03:30:52] <Alcyone> "Truffle!"
  1923. [03:30:53] <Tsvai> "This is Ivyhollow."
  1924. [03:30:54] <Tsvai> "...."
  1925. [03:30:57] <Tsvai> "You're Truffle."
  1926. [03:30:59] <Tsvai> "..."
  1927. [03:31:00] <Bokor> "...Wait a minute..."
  1928. [03:31:02] <Bokor> "..."
  1929. [03:31:03] <Tsvai> "We made it?"
  1930. [03:31:15] <Bokor> "Oh fuck it," he has a good idea what happened but isn't gonna question it
  1931. [03:31:25] <Tsvai> "Urmasilly's gone? That overconfident blob of necroplasm is gone?"
  1932. [03:31:36] <Paradox>  < I tried to put it all back the way I remembered it. Except for the mushrooms, I couldn't help that. >
  1933. [03:31:55] <Tsvai> "That's okay! I kinda like them. Helps if they're non-sentient and edible."
  1934. [03:32:01] <Alcyone> "....Thanks!"
  1935. [03:32:03] <Tsvai> "What about....the people?"
  1936. [03:32:16] <Tsvai> "Did you return them too?"
  1937. [03:32:27] <Paradox>  < The ones that yet lived. >
  1938. [03:32:29] <Wyl> Wyl finally manages to look up and see Truffle and Ivyhollow and everything I guess.
  1939. [03:32:32] <Tsvai> "....ah."
  1940. [03:32:43] * Bokor is now known as Bob_Bokor
  1941. [03:32:55] <Tsvai> "Still, that's pretty good. Makes me glad that there's something to return to."
  1942. [03:33:23] * Bob_Bokor just paces a bit. "It's over. Fuck, I'm done with this business. Done with the isles, done with everything. I'm getting on the first ship out of here and going to this mainland."
  1943. [03:33:27] <Wyl> "...We won, I take it...?"
  1944. [03:33:27] <Dr_Floyd> "I... I guess it is ze end of it, no?"
  1945. [03:33:39] <Alcyone> "...This is the real Ivyhollow, right? Not the one in Urmaresheron's world?"
  1946. [03:33:44] <Paradox>  < That is good Mr. Bokor. >
  1947. [03:33:49] <Alcyone> "Also the mainland is kinda terrible, just saying."
  1948. [03:33:54] <Tsvai> "What happened to Urmasilly, anyway? Did we just kill a god?"
  1949. [03:34:04] <Paradox>  < I have an errand for you. >
  1950. [03:34:04] <Tsvai> "And what happened to -you-, for that matter, Truff?"
  1951. [03:34:07] * Dr_Floyd dusts his hat. "Yes, going back to ze mainland, you could stay at my 'ouse, old friend!"
  1952. [03:34:24] <Alcyone> "An errand?"
  1953. [03:35:04] <Paradox>  < No Tsvai. He was always dead. Dead and awake and creating. >
  1954. [03:35:30] <Paradox>  < But he's not gone. Here. >
  1955. [03:35:32] <Dr_Floyd> "Ve sealed it back i believe."
  1956. [03:35:44] <Paradox> A smooth round stone appears in Tsvai's hands.
  1957. [03:36:15] <Tsvai> "Hm?"
  1958. [03:36:29] <Tsvai> She hefts it, trying to get a feel for its weight in her hand. "What's this?"
  1959. [03:36:52] <Paradox>  < The Keystone. >
  1960. [03:36:58] * Bob_Bokor stops. "Bob Bokor. Obvious choice for one of your Imperial names, I guess. Fuck, we got out of there with the skin of our teeth."
  1961. [03:37:03] <Tsvai> "Right, right, Spiritombs have one...."
  1962. [03:37:25] <Tsvai> "I'm guessing that smashing it's not going to do."
  1963. [03:37:32] <Tsvai> "Probably hide it, maybe."
  1964. [03:37:33] <Paradox>  < Well, I'm leaving now. >
  1965. [03:37:37] <Paradox> He turns to Alcyone
  1966. [03:37:40] <Alcyone> "L-Leaving?"
  1967. [03:37:42] <Dr_Floyd> "Did ve? Ve could 'ave died, you know."
  1968. [03:37:52] <Paradox>  < It was good existing under you mistress. >
  1969. [03:38:17] <Dr_Floyd> "Und zis is an illusion. Or vhat people say it's 'ze ozher side'!" The doctor gives a really creep laugh.
  1970. [03:38:29] <Alcyone> "I...I guess that makes sense. Just, when you're going around doing your -sniff- godly duties, just, um, -sniff- th-think of me sometimes, okay?"
  1971. [03:38:42] * Wyl is still trying to gather his head, though he eventually gets himself at least up onto his feet.
  1972. [03:38:45] <Bob_Bokor> "don't make me Hyper Voice, you, Floyd."
  1973. [03:38:46] * Alcyone wipes her nose on her sleeve. SO UNLADYLIKE
  1974. [03:38:47] <Paradox>  < I will try mistress. >
  1975. [03:38:49] <Bob_Bokor> >:T
  1976. [03:38:59] <Tsvai> "Maybe write something in the sky occasionally!"
  1977. [03:39:03] <Tsvai> "....if it's not too much trouble."
  1978. [03:39:06] <Alcyone> "Thank you, that makes me really happy."
  1979. [03:39:12] <Alcyone> "Good luck!"
  1980. [03:39:14] <Tsvai> "But yeah."
  1981. [03:39:19] <Tsvai> "Thanks for everything, Truff."
  1982. [03:39:28] <Paradox> Truffles STARES
  1983. [03:39:34] <Tsvai> "Though that seems kind of shallow when you reconstructed reality as we know it, and all..."
  1984. [03:39:35] <Paradox> then disappears.
  1985. [03:39:59] <Paradox> A tiny head pops out from the ground beneath.
  1986. [03:40:19] * Alcyone looks down. O:
  1987. [03:41:04] <Paradox> "I think he'll be an interesting god of Knowledge and Terror."
  1988. [03:41:05] * Bob_Bokor sits down and sighs. "Over...shit."
  1989. [03:41:13] <Paradox> The everhungry chews on some dirt. omnom.
  1990. [03:41:20] <Tsvai> "...."
  1991. [03:41:24] <Tsvai> "That's oddly adorable."
  1992. [03:41:35] <Bob_Bokor> "Oh, hey, what's up, Everyhungry?"
  1993. [03:41:41] <Dr_Floyd> "..."
  1994. [03:41:42] <Alcyone> "...But what is it that we're going to do now?"
  1995. [03:41:47] <Tsvai> "WEll, um...."
  1996. [03:41:48] <Paradox> "A lot, Miss Alcyone."
  1997. [03:42:00] <Paradox> "You need to put that stone away somewhere safe!"
  1998. [03:42:03] <Dr_Floyd> "Vell i am sure glad it veren't me who got zhat power."
  1999. [03:42:05] <Tsvai> "Right!"
  2000. [03:42:12] <Tsvai> "Somewhere inacessible."
  2001. [03:42:15] <Alcyone> "Don't worry, Doctor. So am I!"
  2002. [03:42:26] <Tsvai> "Maybe in the middle of an active volcano, or however the stories go."
  2003. [03:42:28] <Wyl> "..."
  2004. [03:42:36] <Alcyone> "Maybe...Maybe we can seal its power. Make it into something else so the power will lie dormant."
  2005. [03:42:48] <Wyl> "The bottom of the sea... none of those things ever are lost forever, though."
  2006. [03:42:56] <Tsvai> "Well, Alcy-lady, if I could do that, I would! But artifice has its limits, I think."
  2007. [03:43:04] <Alcyone> "Alchemy doesn't!"
  2008. [03:43:07] <Paradox> "I will leave you to that, Miss Alcyone. Bokor though ... YOUR work is not done."
  2009. [03:43:07] <Dr_Floyd> "Although considering 'ow ze Paravore turned out..."
  2010. [03:43:09] <Bob_Bokor> "Well, Wyl, that's where Urmaresheron was sleeping."
  2011. [03:43:10] <Kain> (Oh god)
  2012. [03:43:10] <Bob_Bokor> "So yeah."
  2013. [03:43:17] <Alcyone> "Working together, I'm sure we can think of something."
  2014. [03:43:19] <Alcyone> "In fact!"
  2015. [03:43:27] <Wyl> "Exactly," Wyl sighs, rubbing the back of his head.
  2016. [03:43:27] <Alcyone> "As of now, you are officially my apprentice!"
  2017. [03:43:33] <Bob_Bokor> "Wah," he looks at the Everhungry.  "Well I guess I sorta did swear myself to your service."
  2018. [03:43:33] <Tsvai> "....buh?"
  2019. [03:43:47] <Tsvai> "I know we have guild work to do, Alcy-lady, but isn't this a bit fast?"
  2020. [03:43:59] * Alcyone nods sagely. "And together, the best two minds in the world can find a solution to this problem!"
  2021. [03:44:00] <Paradox> "You need to do two things for me first. First, you will find your son. Secondly, you will deal with The Deceiver."
  2022. [03:44:00] <Tsvai> "You're embarassing me! This is a big commitment, you know!"
  2023. [03:44:23] <Bob_Bokor> "...my what."
  2024. [03:44:23] <Alcyone> "You're the only one I would ever ask."
  2025. [03:44:39] * Bob_Bokor slaps himself, surely he misheard that.
  2026. [03:44:57] * Tsvai is still clinging awkwardly to Alcyone. "Well, alchemy isn't so hard if you've got a bit of artifice knowledge."
  2027. [03:45:09] <Tsvai> "In fact...you'll be -my- apprentice, too!"
  2028. [03:45:18] <Alcyone> "O: I'd be honored!" Cliiing.
  2029. [03:45:23] <Tsvai> "Your first assignment in artifice will be to build a flying broom!"
  2030. [03:45:30] <Paradox> "Remember ... I said ... I did you a favor ... over 30 years ago."
  2031. [03:45:37] <Alcyone> "Hmm."
  2032. [03:45:43] * Alcyone looks up at the sky, then considers.
  2033. [03:45:44] <Dr_Floyd> "I vill return 'ome und take ze elixir to my nephew..." Floyd says on a quiet tone. "Und start vork. I vill write a chronicle of our adventures 'ere."
  2034. [03:45:55] <Alcyone> "I guess flying really isn't so bad after all, huh?"
  2035. [03:46:00] <Paradox> "That favor was .. I saved her. From the sinking ship. I also caused the sinking ship. I didn't know it was though so I could do you a favor. Don't ... ask me how these things work."
  2036. [03:46:15] <Tsvai> "Flying's fun! You should fly with Ein for a bit so you're used to it."
  2037. [03:46:54] * Bob_Bokor stares solemnly for a while. "What...I-" He's not quite sure how to react.
  2038. [03:47:19] <Alcyone> "I've got Elazul too, though I bet after that battle, he'll probably just want to settle down and retire."
  2039. [03:47:46] <Tsvai> "Yeah, speaking of....Sufjan was only really with me because we had to beat Urmasilly to a pulp. Or sparks of ectoplasma, as the case may be."
  2040. [03:47:58] <Tsvai> "I don't think he likes me very much....but I'll talk to him later."
  2041. [03:48:17] <Dr_Floyd> "I told you she vas alive, old chap!" Floyd pats Bob on the shoulder.
  2042. [03:48:56] * Wyl stretches out behind the group, watching with a faint smile.
  2043. [03:49:32] <Paradox> "Alright ... I better go too ... so sleepy ..."
  2044. [03:49:43] * Bob_Bokor struggles to keep himself a little composed, breaking down in tears in front of one's patron is... "This...this news is...well, fuck. You got me, fine."
  2045. [03:49:58] <Paradox> "Wyl, you do what you want, you're not a human so I can't enter into a pact with you but ..."
  2046. [03:50:01] <Paradox> "The rest of you..."
  2047. [03:50:04] <Bob_Bokor> "You'll know where to find me, I guess."
  2048. [03:50:07] <Tsvai> "But yeah! Keystone comes before apprenticeship..."
  2049. [03:50:27] <Wyl> "...Yeah, I... I know."
  2050. [03:50:46] * Tsvai listens.
  2051. [03:50:55] <Paradox> "Take the keystone to Mount Amaranth in the Imperial South."
  2052. [03:51:03] <Tsvai> "Why there?"
  2053. [03:51:22] <Dr_Floyd> "On Oran Valley? Zhat town is on ze boonies!"
  2054. [03:52:18] <Paradox> "Because ... The Broken Lord will see to its safety there."
  2055. [03:52:27] <Tsvai> "Buh?"
  2056. [03:52:30] <Tsvai> "I.....guess."
  2057. [03:52:37] <Alcyone> "Um."
  2058. [03:52:40] <Alcyone> "Okay, we can do that."
  2059. [03:52:41] * Bob_Bokor gets up slowly, "The Medicham? Hm."
  2060. [03:52:46] <Alcyone> "I'm not ready to settle down, after all!"
  2061. [03:53:25] <Bob_Bokor> "Well, shit...guess you win that bet I made all those months back, Floyd..."
  2062. [03:53:26] <Dr_Floyd> "I feel bad for vhoever is fool enough to live near that place though."
  2063. [03:53:46] <Dr_Floyd> "It vas not a bet, friend! It was a fact i told you, haha!"
  2064. [03:53:55] * Tsvai looks around for her sister, Viere.
  2065. [03:54:08] <Tsvai> "VIERE GET OVER HERE I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU"
  2066. [03:54:48] <Paradox> "Well ... I think I'll ... just ... sleep for a bit."
  2067. [03:54:58] <Paradox> POOF
  2068. [03:55:03] <Paradox> The catfishmon disappears.
  2069. [03:55:18] <Paradox> THE END
  2070.  
  2071. [03:56:27] <Paradox> CHARACTER ENDINGS...
  2072. [03:56:47] <Paradox> ALCYONE - THE NOBLE ALCHEMIST
  2073. [03:58:14] <Paradox> Alcyone wanders the land and adventures longer than any of her friends! Though she resists settling down out, partly out of spite of her parent's wishes, partly out of desire to continue her eventually word-reknowned research...
  2074.  
  2075. [03:59:31] <Paradox> TSVAI - THE JOLLY ARTIFICER
  2076. [04:02:45] <Paradox> Having seen the technology the Dittos used, Tsvai pioneers the way in many technical discoveries! She becomes rather wealthy very quickly, and spends her time traveling and writing books on science and pancake recipies. She was critical to Alcyone's role in the War of Succession.
  2077.  
  2078. [04:03:00] <Paradox> DR. FLOYD - THE OLD MAN
  2079. [04:03:10] <Dr_Floyd> (He's not that old!)
  2080. [04:03:19] <Dr_Floyd> (he's just 50!)
  2081. [04:03:25] <Paradox> Dr. Floyd dies and no one cares. The end.
  2082. [04:03:48] * Dr_Floyd is now known as Madtonis
  2083. [04:04:10] <Paradox> Just kidding. Having a sample of the Elixir of Night, he is able to save his nephew, and develop vaccines for many of the modern diseases ravaging the south.
  2084. [04:06:18] <Paradox> He travels for a time with Bokor, showing his friend what life is like throughout The Empire, and helping him adjust to the vastly different culture. Dr. Floyd eventually becomes incredibly wealthy due to his medical break-throughs, and a certain event involving a Mareep.
  2085.  
  2086. [04:06:42] <Paradox> BRICK BREAK, THE SHINING SOUL
  2087. [04:06:50] <Alcyone> (yaay)
  2088. [04:07:53] <Paradox> Brick Break goes on to marry Miss Flora, and has MANY, MANY children. His family line seems particularly prone to wandering the world and poking their noses into WEIRD THINGS.
  2089.  
  2090. [04:09:01] <Paradox> BOB BOKOR
  2091. [04:09:11] <Paradox> THE BOBCORE
  2092. [04:09:23] <Paradox> try saying that three times fast
  2093. [04:09:52] <Bob_Bokor> (fuck that's dificult.)
  2094. [04:10:08] <Paradox> Bokor spends many years adjusting to life in the Empire under Dr. Floyd's guidance, and carrying out the enigmatic wishes of his patron.
  2095. [04:11:24] <Paradox> He eventually manages to find his son and granddaughter, and spends the rest of his days living happily with his family.
  2096. [04:11:47] <Alcyone> :3
  2097. [04:11:53] <Bob_Bokor> (;-;)
  2098. [04:12:08] <Wyl> (best end ;-; )
  2099.  
  2100. [04:12:19] <Paradox> WYL - THE MEMORY THIEF
  2101. [04:16:04] <Paradox> Wyl doesn't leave the isles for many years; as the rest of his friends leaves, he opts to stay in the isles. He's instrumental to setting up a government after the collapse of the Explorer's guild, and winning eventual freedom from the Empire. When Alex dies of old age, Wyl wanders the war-torn land, acting as a medic for civilians from any side caught in the conflicts.
  2102.  
  2103. [04:17:21] <Paradox> THE HERO OF JUSTICE - THE HERO OF JUSTICE
  2104. [04:17:51] <Paradox> He punches the SHIT out of EVERYONE in Oran Valley and tells them to stop all the rampant cockteasing.
  2105. [04:18:00] <Bob_Bokor> (ahahahha)
  2106.  
  2107. [04:18:28] <Paradox> Professor Ditto - Shapeshifting PHD
  2108. [04:19:03] <Paradox> He travels for many years with Dr. Floyd and Bokor, until suddenly disappearing during their travels.
  2109. [04:19:06] <Paradox> Last seen in Oran Valley.
  2110.  
  2111. [04:20:19] <Paradox> ZOLTAN and -3- - THE PILOTS
  2112. [04:20:59] <Paradox> They stole The Pancake after having mastered its secrets, and flew around the world!
  2113.  
  2114. [04:21:19] <Paradox> Ser Abelar, The Guild Master
  2115. [04:21:45] <Paradox> Whatever happened to that guy? Weird schedualing problems seem to have made him the only hanging plot thread. No one even knows.
  2116. [04:22:06] <Plutonis> (Wasn't he killed when the base was destroyed?)
  2117. [04:22:17] <Alcyone> (who knows)
  2118. [04:22:28] <Plutonis> (Floyd even gave him a farewell)
  2119. [04:22:52] <Paradox> NO ONE EVEN KNOWS
  2120.  
  2121. [04:23:22] <Paradox> Horen Velenbirch - The OTHER old man
  2122. [04:23:59] <Paradox> Became world famous for his VEILCANDYBAR recipe! His recipe survived well into modern day, becoming a popular line of candy bar products!
  2123.  
  2124. [04:24:34] <Paradox> Connor Troust - The Reality Bender
  2125. [04:24:40] <Bob_Bokor> (oh god those are gonna be available in Asteri aren't they)
  2126. [04:24:42] <Bob_Bokor> (ahahah)
  2127. [04:25:27] <Paradox> Died of pneumonia at age 17. That's what happens to NPCs that aren't properly developed; they die petty insignificant deaths.
  2128.  
  2129. [04:25:39] <Paradox> Mac, The Best Person Ever
  2130. [04:26:28] <Paradox> Fucks bitches gets money. Sails around the world, gives no shits. Furthers the agenda of The Nameless.
  2131. [04:26:51] <Alcyone> (what happens to helios O:)
  2132. [04:26:52] <Paradox> Continues to make the best alcohol ever though.
  2133.  
  2134. [04:27:02] <Paradox> Helios - The Moltres
  2135. [04:27:37] <Paradox> Becomes a rallying symbol for Alcyone's side of the conflict during the War of Succession.
  2136. [04:27:49] <Wyl> :V
  2137. [04:28:15] <Paradox> He and Fiancha claim the palace grounds to themselves, making many duckbabbies.
  2138. [04:29:35] <Paradox> Elazul is there too, though he prefers to stay in the throne room and intimidate people Alcyone doesn't like, or fly in circles high above the building.
  2139. [04:30:19] <Paradox> For over a thousand years the region becomes inundated in spearows, all descended from him and his many fine hot Fearow wives.
  2140. [04:30:47] <Bob_Bokor> (so how did Vodun get the 4 arms anyway :3)
  2141. [04:30:55] <Paradox> that story
  2142. [04:30:58] <Paradox> involves a mareep
  2143. [04:31:02] <Paradox> and you don't want to hear
  2144. [04:31:06] <Bob_Bokor> (ahahhaha)
  2145.  
  2146. [04:31:43] <Paradox> Urmaresheron - The Fallen God
  2147. [04:32:18] <Paradox> Becomes mad in his despair and lack of power, wishing only to forget his former life.
  2148. [04:32:53] <Paradox> He's eventually granted that wish by a merciful guardian, and lives life as a normal human, eventually dying in old age.
  2149.  
  2150. [04:33:17] <Paradox> Penthesilea - The Twice-Abandoned Blaziken
  2151. [04:33:53] <Paradox> Was torn apart and eaten by the desperate and starving citizens stranded in the land of salt and scent.
  2152. [04:33:59] <Alcyone> ;_;
  2153. [04:34:19] * Plutonis shrugs
  2154. [04:34:37] <Paradox> She was tasy :D
  2155.  
  2156. [04:35:46] <Paradox> NURSE JOY - I MEAN NURSE -AND- JOY
  2157. [04:36:52] <Paradox> They run away together, and take up living in the Misty Mountain with their many kids. Wyl and Alex often visited them when they had time to spare.
  2158.  
  2159. [04:38:29] <Paradox> AILEEN, THE PIRATE'S DAUGHTER
  2160. [04:39:28] <Paradox> She becomes Queen from the Kingler Isles, declares rebellion against the empire, and rules for 80 years!
  2161.  
  2162. [04:40:29] <Paradox> REUBEN, THE SWORDSMAN
  2163. [04:41:46] <Paradox> Eventually enters a pact with Celebi, and ends up spending much time enduring TIME SHENANIGANS. He meets Yulia during this time, and works out a way to save her from her time loop - for a time. Serves in the War of Succession under Alcyone as a captain, but is injured and retires to Oran Valley to serve as a Post Master.
  2164. [04:42:03] <Paradox> actually no scratch that
  2165. [04:42:07] <Paradox> he serves in some other war
  2166. [04:42:15] <Paradox> coz the succession hasn't happened yet durr :B
  2167.  
  2168. [04:42:58] <Paradox> ELLIS NUVERI, THE BREEDER
  2169. [04:43:43] <Paradox> Ellis retreats to the mainland, and lives a happy and simple life in Imperia. She continues to work on pokemon breeding, and becomes the foremost authority on Move Tutoring.
  2170.  
  2171. [04:44:19] <Paradox> Sigurd - The Ghost
  2172. [04:44:31] <Paradox> He occasionally stops by to say Boo.
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