(What? Cla. D. told me that was all I needed to do!)
Question to discuss:
Eye laws dug aim. Say five times fast. :D

You: You lost the game? Sad to hear. :P
You: I won it, I killed John Romero. :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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(But Pinkie Pie has more pink!)
Question to discuss:
Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie?

You: Rainbow Dash is 20% cooler. :o

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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(He never came BACH...)
Question to discuss:
Discuss your favorite bands nao.

Stranger: Smashing Pumpkins suck
Stranger: so does Primus

You: At this time, I'm into Rise Against, House of Heroes and Sum 41, but my musical taste is more per genre than per bands. :x

Stranger: I think that Philip Glass is a genius amongst mortals
Stranger: you have 10 seconds before I lose interest

You: Ah, classical music? I'll go watch some by him. :P From classical music I've watched the Jean Valjean (Les Miserábles) musical and recently listened to Bach's Stacatta et Fugue. ^^
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(Crap, I forgot to study for this exam! Guess what I was busy playing from the chat-log.)
Question to discuss:
i came hot sauce

You: Er, the answer is ketchup?
You: No wait, 42!
You: 42 is always the answer. :o

Stranger: ajlihdshasdsasadsdasad

You: Will I get a good mark on the test? :P
You: Anyway, question #2... How to prove axioms? :o

Stranger: do you want to have sex

You: Yes, eventually. :D

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 19. But I never said I wanted to have sex with you, you pervert! :P

Stranger: im 16 xD
Stranger: poop on your dick

You: That's a feat of dexterity, isn't it? :D

Stranger: yes and no

You: Ah, alright, the 1d20 modifier, isn't it?
You: Along with the luck stat. :o
You: God, AD&D is complicated. :P

Stranger: no and yes

You: Well, the grappling rules are. xD
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(They sure didn't include that option!)
Question to discuss:
Sarah Palin's is a complete fuck face moron (Agree or Agree?) Or are u gay?

Stranger: agree

You: Can I agree and be gay at the same time? :o
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(The stranger thought he/she was uncertain, but now they're not so sure.)
Question to discuss:
Do you forget the names of people you have sex with? (DJ pauly D is cute huh)

Stranger: Just one name isn't that hard

You: Zero names here. :o
You: So, I can either say I remember all, or that I forgot all. :P

Stranger: I'm not sure if that's harder or easier
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(Well, do you?)
Question to discuss:
Do you troll on Omegle?

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: so bad
Stranger 2: it's goood
Stranger 2: like 50% of omegle is dom btw :(
Stranger 2: there's just so much want
Stranger 2: for submissive people
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(But that guy said that 'l' was for living...! D:)
Question to discuss:
Do you troll on Omegle?

Stranger 1: Yes...

Stranger 2: trollolol

Stranger 1: When ever someone says asl
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(Stranger 1 is the better troll)
Question to discuss:
Do you troll on Omegle?

Stranger 2: Sonetimes

Stranger 1: troll?
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(Spy sappin' my questions!)
Question to discuss:
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: dont say wh-t
Stranger 2: dont

Stranger 1: Whaaaaaaa

Stranger 2: dont
Stranger 2: dont
Stranger 2: dont
Stranger 2: dont
Stranger 2: fuck
Stranger 2: you
Stranger 2: piece of shit spy
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(Reused the question, but Stranger 1 had the best. Answers. EV- In the past 5 minutes.)
Question to discuss:
SAY "WHAT" AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

Stranger 1: What?

Stranger 2: Hey
Stranger 2: asl?

Stranger 1: My age, gender and location do not affect my ability to converse.

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Well, I guess the answer was yes!)
Question to discuss:
Have you ever disconnected on Omegle RIGHT after finding a convo?

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(But Stranger 2 has!)
Question to discuss:
Have you ever disconnected on Omegle RIGHT after finding a convo?

Stranger 1: No

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Well, the other one beat you to it!)
Question to discuss:
Have you ever disconnected on Omegle RIGHT after finding a convo?

Stranger 1: yup

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(An accident, just like your now 3 years old child!)
Question to discuss:
Have you ever disconnected on Omegle RIGHT after finding a convo?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: Yes.

Stranger 2: thats rude

Stranger 1: It was an accident :P

Stranger 2: bull!
Stranger 2: now your rude and a liar

Stranger 1: You calling me rude makes my penis erect <3

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Yes, I do that sometimes.)
Question to discuss:
I am watching you.

Stranger 2: I know

Stranger 1: cool

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(I think they were the same from the last convo...)
Question to discuss:
I am still watching you.

Stranger 2: good for you

Stranger 1: ok

Stranger 2: want a cookie?

Stranger 1: See my penis?

Stranger 2: I have blue waffel

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(SEVEEN DAAAYSSSsss- *BOOM*!)
Question to discuss:
I followed you from your last convo.

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Stranger 2 is LIKE A BAWX and afraids of nuffins. Mmm, muffins.)
Question to discuss:
I followed you from your last convo.

Stranger 2: Okay.jpg

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(Ooh, guilty conscience!)
Question to discuss:
I followed you from your last convo. Why did you do that?

Stranger 2: ...what?

Stranger 1: I didn;t
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(Wise carrots, my friend. Wise carrots. Carrot on, now.)
Question to discuss:
I followed you from your last convo. Why did you do that?

Stranger 2: Because, carrots.
Stranger 2: They are the only way.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Oh, I guess they were right. :o)
Question to discuss:
IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!

Stranger 1: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Stranger 2: IT'S SATURDAY

Stranger 1: exactly
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(See, Stranger 2 didn't know either!)
Question to discuss:
IT'S SATURDAY, SATURDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON SATURDAY!

Stranger 1: no.

Stranger 2: *FRIDAY

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(In soviet russia, fire dies in you!)
Question to discuss:
IT'S SATURDAY, SATURDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON SATURDAY!

Stranger 1: friday*

Stranger 2: Man, I hate you.
Stranger 2: Yes, you, the stranger.
Stranger 2: Go die in a fire.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(He forgot to tell me where to send them to! D:)
Question to discuss:
I screenshotted it, but it still didn't happen.

Stranger 2: Awh :(
Stranger 2: Poor you

Stranger 1: That's because that's not a pic.
Stranger 1: Pics or it didn't happen.

Stranger 2: :O

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(They seemed honest enough. :D)
Question to discuss:
Does my pw come out as asterisks when I type it? hunter2

Stranger 1: ********
Stranger 1: it works

Stranger 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Stranger 2: ******* yea it works
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Related to the previous loggings:)
Question to discuss:
Does anyone read bash.org IRC quotes?

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1: yes

Stranger 2: unfriendable where its at

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(It's like the TV wasn't hearing us or something)
Question to discuss:
Can you say... Map? *pause* Louder!

Stranger 2: MAP

Stranger 1: map
Stranger 1: MAP
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(I guess it's like Japanese and Chinese, then. :o)
Question to discuss:
Do pythons and creepers speak the same language? Compare: "HSSSHSSS" "Ssssssssssss..."

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(And where did you hide the bodies?)
Question to discuss:
Well, did you?

Stranger 2: i did

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(Evil geniuses, certainly)
Question to discuss:
1. PROFIT! 2. ?????? 3. Divide by zero.

Stranger 2: no
Stranger 2: i hate math

Stranger 1: Dividing by zero will cause the world go BOOOM

Stranger 2: WOOOO :D
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.)
Question to discuss:
Seven daaayyys...

Stranger 1: Ok then.

Stranger 2: until I go to Chicago~
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(That's not what we're looking for, but yes)
Question to discuss:
Troll for my amusement.

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(He can type quite well for his age!)
Question to discuss:
17 f honry u?

Stranger 2: wtf does honry mean?
Stranger 2: LMFAO.

Stranger 1: im 4 you peado

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(They weren't very helpful...)
Question to discuss:
Is there a Mr. Wii Nerd in here? Someone is calling asking for you!

Stranger 1: wanna fuck

Stranger 2: sure

[I found the rest of the convo extremely degrading. ";)" is NOT the only smiley there is! D:]
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(Ah, someone knows the joke!)
Question to discuss:
Is there a Mr. Wii Nerd in here? Someone is calling asking for you!

Stranger 1: bart put down the phone!

Stranger 2: are u a man fucker, cuz someone is calling you.

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(They're like... Penguins and stuff)
Question to discuss:
Dehm penguins.

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................./......................................................,:`^`..}
.............../...................................................,:"........./
..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../
............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../
.........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/
..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....}
...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../
...,,,___.\`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../
............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-"
............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\
.............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__
,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|..............`=~-,
.....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\
...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\
................................`:,,...........................`\..............__
.....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``
........................................_\..........._,-%.......`\
...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`

Stranger 2: ...

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(Actually, humans are supposed to run on trinary, and computers on binary, but humans have been degrading...)
Question to discuss:
Bum or boobs??

Stranger: bobbs
Stranger: are you girl or boy?

You: Neither.
You: You humans have pathetic binary brains.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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(We tried. We really did.)
Question to discuss:
Where is Caruncan?

You: Next to Naruncan.

Stranger: near cancun
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(Whaaat? I can live in Europe and not like it! D:)
Question to discuss:
What is the best European country?! (pss EU lovers, schoo go away ;)) )

Stranger: France

You: EU lovers, or EU residents? :o
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(I proved my point.)
Question to discuss:
Shut up! I am the one who asks questions, bitchh !!

You: nou

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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(Biased opinion: I prefer my answer!)
Question to discuss:
Why are there whores everywhere I go??

Stranger: because all women are whores
Stranger: and thank God for it :D

You: It's that magnet you carry around in your pocket.
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(Spam situation properly defused:)
Question to discuss:
anyone horny here?

Stranger: splg
Stranger: splg
Stranger: splg

You: <- dragon

Stranger: splg
Stranger: splg

You: Dragons are horny. :3

Stranger: <----RHINO
Stranger: I'M FUCKING HORNY!

You: xD

Stranger: -_-
Stranger: XP
Stranger: but ur ugleh
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(He's watching. He's always watching.)
Question to discuss:
I don't always ask questions, but when I do, I disconnect before you can answer.

You: :D

Stranger: AWH
Stranger: asl..?

You: Wait... That wasn't a question!

Stranger: yea

You: He didn't disconnect! :o
You: He's watching. :x
You: Preying on us.

Stranger: ik so asl

You: 17 f NY horny u?
You: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR?
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(It was a sex, and it was good. Oh wait, you mean that I've had. Oh. :o)
Question to discuss:
Tell us about the best sex you've ever had.

Stranger: us?
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(He used the wrong lyrics. :o)
Question to discuss:
what is history ??

Stranger: baby don't hurt me
Stranger: don't hurt me
Stranger: no more
Stranger: oh wait..

You: Baby don't study me, don't study me, no more*

Stranger: hahahaha
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(Stranger seems to like incest)
Question to discuss:
Is it normal for my female cousin 12 to turn me on im male 13

Stranger: normal
Stranger: fuck the shit out of her

You: Puberty, but try to not get attracted to your cousin.
You: Try to get attracted to a classmate instead.

Stranger: or your sister
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(Inventors of the shish-kebabs!)
Question to discuss:
who would win in a fight to the death battle, a unicorn or dragon?

Stranger: unicorn

You: Unicorn has ability to heal. :o

Stranger: cause it has a needle dick

You: And that too. :P
You: NARHWALS!

Stranger: and... and charlie was a unicorn

You: NARWHALS*

Stranger: so they know the secrets of candy mountain

You: Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean! Causing a commotion, 'cuz they are so awesome! Like an underwater unicorn, they've got a kickass facial horn, they are the jedi of the sea!
You: They stop Cthulhu eating ye! :3

Stranger: but... dragons do have trogdor
Stranger: the burninator
Stranger: he burninates the countryside and the peasents
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(They didn't wait. :<)
Question to discuss:
Brb, food. Feel free to start talking in the meantime.

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: haha

Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(Finally, humor! xD)
Question to discuss:
Brb, food. Feel free to start talking in the meantime.

Stranger 1: nah
Stranger 1: you ask a question and then we'll talk
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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(hao gurl get pragnent?)
Question to discuss:
how is babby formed?

Stranger 1: ಠ_ಠ
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(I... Have never seen a better description of the female uterus so far.)
Question to discuss:
how is babby formed?

Stranger 1: u have sex
Stranger 1: and theres a sperm that enters the body
Stranger 1: into a small river like thing
Stranger 1: and it enters a egg thing

Stranger 2: You might have to be a little more specific!:-D
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Cabbages. x3)
Question to discuss:
how is babby formed?

Stranger 1: it grows out of a cabbage :3

Stranger 2: lol^\

Stranger 1: xD

Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(Yes, most quite indeed!)
Question to discuss:
He said my story was cool and called me a bro!

Stranger 2: xD gratz?
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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(I shall start writing it today! x3)
Question to discuss:
He said my story was cool and called me a bro!

Stranger 1: no way

Stranger 2: cool

Stranger 1: cool story bro you should write a concept album about that

Stranger 2: it means he likes you
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(I hit the jackpot. xD)
Question to discuss:
We're no strangers to FRIDAY, you know the SEAT TO TAKE, and so do I! THE WEEKEND is what I'm, looking for... You wouldn't GET DOWN ON FRIDAY from any other guy!

Stranger 2: friday
Stranger 2: friday
Stranger 2: FRIDAAAY

Stranger 1: gotta
Stranger 1: get
Stranger 1: down
Stranger 1: on

Stranger 2: FRIDAY

Stranger 1: nice work
Stranger 1: stranger

Stranger 2: true true, you too!

Stranger 1: lol i think our work is done here

Stranger 2: yup, bye

Stranger 1: mission was a success
Stranger 1 has disconnected