Anyways, There's this guy named Jared,
                                   He's a pretty cool guy, A good friend,
                                   Maybe a good boyfriend idk i'm not gay,
                                Possibly a good husband again idk i'm not gay,
                         He'll fight for you and be by your side through thick and thin,
                                               5ever and ever,
                                           to infinity and beyond,
                                            together 4ever. -Paul