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Fishie had one too many sauce

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  1. [20:32] == Fishie [~Jeanne@4b89d8f.11813a15.354f3b3c.1b415a10X] has joined #notes
  2. [20:32] <Fishie> OMG HI GUYS
  3. [20:32] <Fishie> I'M SO WASTED
  4. [20:33] == Koori_Renchuu [~Corey@f5eb36d.39c049cc.dhcp.insightbb.com] has joined #notes
  5. [20:33] <Gatewr> drunk high or tired?
  6. [20:33] <Fishie> AND I GOT THIS REALLY CUTE KOREAN GIRL PASSED OUT ON MY BED
  7. [20:33] <Fishie> DRUUUUUUUUUNK
  8. [20:33] <Hoster> Heya Fishie
  9. [20:33] <Fishie> HI HOSTER
  10. [20:33] <Fishie> I MADE HER EXHAUSTED
  11. [20:33] <Fishie> IT WAS GREAT
  12. [20:33] <Hoster> Exhausted...?
  13. [20:33] <Fishie> MAKED HER PASSED OUT
  14. [20:33] <Fishie> AND STUFF
  15. [20:33] <Fishie> BY DOING STUFF
  16. [20:33] <Hoster> Sounds like an interesting scene.
  17. [20:34] <Fishie> ITS ONLY 830 PM
  18. [20:34] <Fishie> HA
  19. [20:34] <Hoster> Ha ha ha
  20. [20:34]  * Hoster rubs Fishie's head
  21. [20:34] <Gatewr> What The Fuck
  22. [20:34] <Fishie> SHES GOT THIS REALLY PRETTY DYE
  23. [20:34] <Fishie> LIKE
  24. [20:34] <Hoster> What colour?
  25. [20:34] <Gatewr> yeah what color?
  26. [20:34] <Fishie> YOU KNOW ASIAN GIRLS WITH THE ORANGE REDDISH DYE
  27. [20:34] <Hoster> Uh...
  28. [20:34] <Hoster> No, not really
  29. [20:34] <Fishie> BUT LIKE, NOT ALL OF HER HAIR
  30. [20:34] <Fishie> JUST LIKE
  31. [20:34] == Frantic [~IceChat9@263fce7a.2b24ce30.sntcca.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 360 seconds]
  32. [20:34] <Hoster> Pictures, Fishie, pictures!
  33. [20:34] <Fishie> STRIPS AND STUFF
  34. [20:34] <Fishie> ITS CUTE
  35. [20:34] <Fishie> I LIKE IT
  36. [20:35] <Gatewr> I am tempted to use a meme
  37. [20:35] <Hoster> Of her hair, only, of course
  38. [20:35] <Fishie> SHE HAS REALLY NICE SKIN TOO
  39. [20:35] <Gatewr> Pics or it didn't happen...there I said it
  40. [20:35] <Fishie> ITS REALLY SOFTY AND BOUNCY AND WARM
  41. [20:35] <Hoster> Bouncy, huh...
  42. [20:35] <Gatewr> good lord....
  43. [20:35] <Fallacy> ohoihoi fishie o.o
  44. [20:35] <Fishie> AND SHE MAKES THIS CUTE SOUND WHEN SHE PASSED OUT
  45. [20:35] <Fishie> HI FALLATAN
  46. [20:35] <Fishie> NO TIME TO RAPE YOU TONIGHT
  47. [20:35] <Hoster> Fishie, did you press CAPS-LOCK?
  48. [20:35] <Fishie> YES
  49. [20:35] <Fishie> ITS SHINY
  50. [20:36] <Hoster> Can you press it again?
  51. [20:36] <Fishie> NO
  52. [20:36] <Hoster> Just once?
  53. [20:36] <Hoster> Aw...
  54. [20:36] <Fishie> IT WON'T BE SHINY
  55. [20:36] <Gatewr> what?
  56. [20:36] <Hoster> Wait, why is it shiny?
  57. [20:36] <Fishie> THE CAPS LOCK
  58. [20:36] <Gatewr> you're drunk fishie, take some water
  59. [20:36] <Fishie> IT GLOWSSS
  60. [20:36] <Hoster> Oh
  61. [20:36] <Hoster> That.
  62. [20:36] <Gatewr> ah
  63. [20:36] <Fishie> I HAVE SOME CHATEAU LAFAET ROTHSCHILDE
  64. [20:36] <Fishie> THIS SHIT IS GOOD RED WINE
  65. [20:37] <Fishie> IT COSTED A PRETTY PENNY THOUGH
  66. [20:37]  * Hoster wants to bait Fishie onto Skype right now
  67. [20:37] <Hoster> But shitty internet, ho!
  68. [20:37] <Fishie> I STUCK MOSTLY EMPTY BOTTLE UP HER
  69. [20:38] <Gatewr> wait wait wait.
  70. [20:38] <Fishie> IT WAS LIKE 12K RMB
  71. [20:38] <Hoster> Did you now
  72. [20:38] <Fishie> THIS BTTLE
  73. [20:38] <Fishie> WHICH IS LIKE 2K USD I GUESS
  74. [20:38] <Gatewr> By "stuck most of bottle up her" do you mean it like how I interpreted it?
  75. [20:38] <Fishie> SO NOT THAT BAD
  76. [20:38] <Fishie> NO I ONLY STUCK THE TOP THIN PART
  77. [20:38] <Gatewr> ...
  78. [20:38] <Hoster> "Up her", Gate, not "Down her", so probably.
  79. [20:38] <Fishie> SHE PASSED OUT AND THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF GOOD WINE
  80. [20:39] <Fishie> SO I MIGHT AS WELL DRINJ KT THE RES
  81. [20:39] <Hoster> Heh
  82. [20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
  83. [20:39] <Fishie> HEH
  84. [20:39] <Fishie> ITLL BE HILROUS
  85. [20:39] <Gatewr> this is shaping up to be siggie material, please continue...
  86. [20:39] <Hoster> Fishie, you're not Homura
  87. [20:39] <Hoster> You need long hair for that
  88. [20:39] <Fishie> YOU WANT
  89. [20:40] <Fishie> WHAT
  90. [20:40] <Fishie> YOU KNOW WHAT
  91. [20:40] <Fishie> *
  92. [20:40] <Fishie> DAMNIT
  93. [20:40] <Fishie> CANT DTYPE DRUNK
  94. [20:40] <Fishie> TYPE
  95. [20:40] <Fishie> YOU KNOW WHAT HOSTER
  96. [20:40] <Hoster> What?
  97. [20:40] <Fishie> I WANT A CUTE MIDDLE SHCOL GIRL WITH PINK HAIR
  98. [20:40] <Fishie> BUT I COULDNT FIND ONE
  99. [20:40] <Fishie> SADNES
  100. [20:40]  * Hoster pats Fishie
  101. [20:40] <Hoster> How unfortunate...
  102. [20:40]  * Gatewr watches with popcorn
  103. [20:41] <Fishie> ONLY GIRLS FROM SOME CATHOLIS SCHOL ALREAD GRATUDATED FROM MID SCHOL
  104. [20:41] <Fishie> THEY RE GONG TO FRESMN IN HIH SCHOL THIS YER
  105. [20:41] <Fishie> KINDA CUTE
  106. [20:41] <Fishie> BUT NOT PINK HAIR
  107. [20:41] <Fishie> WHY
  108. [20:41] <Fishie> WHY HOSTERRRRRR
  109. [20:41] <Hoster> Because pink doesn't look good in reality!
  110. [20:41] <Hoster> More often than not.
  111. [20:41] <Fishie> WHY DON ALL GIRLS HAV PIN K HARI
  112. [20:42] <Fishie> BUT
  113. [20:42] <Fishie> PINK IS PRETTY
  114. [20:42] <Gatewr> but there's no such thing as natural pink hair fishie
  115. [20:43] <Fishie> BAH
  116. [20:44] <Fishie> GENETICAL Y ENGINER IT
  117. [20:44] <Fishie> WE CAN MAKE IT HAPEN
  118. [20:44] <Gatewr> SCIENCE
  119. [20:44] <Fishie> AND MAKEIT A DOMINATN TRAIT SO EVERYWONE WIL PINK HAIR
  120. [20:44] <Hoster> You'll have to do with this, Fishie: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1333224/2girls-akemi_homura-artist_request-black_hair-hair
  121. [20:44] <Gatewr> but seriously that would hurt my eyes
  122. [20:45] <Hoster> Short-haired Homu: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1333157/ace_-hyper_otintin_time-akemi_homura-alternate_hai
  123. [20:45] <Fishie> IMA GO CUDLE UP HER AN PASS OUT NWO
  124. [20:45] <Dant> Hoster, I hope you're logging all of this
  125. [20:45] <Fishie> CYA LARET
  126. [20:45] <Dant> G'night Fishie
  127. [20:45] <Dant> Sweet dreams
  128. [20:45] <Fishie> BYE WHOATEVER YOU ARE
  129. [20:45] <Gatewr> night fishie
  130. [20:45] <Fishie> AND NO
  131. [20:46] <Fishie> DREAMSR IS ICKY
  132. [20:46] <Dant> lol
  133. [20:46] <Fishie> BYE
  134. [20:46] == Fishie [~Jeanne@4b89d8f.11813a15.354f3b3c.1b415a10X] has quit [Quit: ]
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