Raisin Bran FanFic

 When we go shopping, I always buy raisin bran. Most people buy cereal to eat it, but I eat him differently. When we eat cereal, I'm not just eating it. I'm eating him. I call him, my senpai. Every time I see his face, I sexually fantisise about waking up next to him, again and again. He is like my personal mascot, and without him I feel... empty. and someone is trying to     take    him from me. I won't let anything get between me and Raisin Bran Man. Not a walmart employee, not All Bran. you've seen what I did to the last one trying to stop me. After I finish the box, I keep them on my shelf, noting to him that I will be back for more.