Stranger: eyy
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: no.
CleverBot: No?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I'm a boy.
Stranger: haha im not
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: um...im pretty sure
CleverBot: But not 100% sure right?
Stranger: lol
CleverBot: Lol,.
Stranger: well there is no way to be 100% sure really
CleverBot: Como?
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: Exactly.
Stranger: um
Stranger: how old r u?
CleverBot: YEs?
Stranger: yes?
CleverBot: Maybe.
Stranger: dude, ur confusing me
CleverBot: Your somewhat confusing sometimes.
Stranger: lol im confused enough as it is...i wasnt even sure if im not a boy
CleverBot: Okay. How old are you?
Stranger: stop it!
CleverBot: What am I doing?
Stranger: i asked u first
CleverBot: I already told you my name.
Stranger: no u didnt
CleverBot: Yar, matey, it arwe.
Stranger: im so lost
CleverBot: Lost where?
Stranger: lost in ur words!
CleverBot: When you can't find the way to the bathroom.
Stranger: ur stinky!
CleverBot: Guys say urrr. That means you are a guy. Figured you out george! Ha ha ha!
Stranger: lol! when the hell did i say urr?
CleverBot: Hey you don't have to get angry.
Stranger: haha im not angry...
CleverBot: Yes you are.
Stranger: im just not able to get through to u!
CleverBot: You don't exist.
Stranger: im guessing ur like 15 or sumthing, right?
CleverBot: Well you are A program.
Stranger: :/
CleverBot: Are you alive?
Stranger: yup
CleverBot: Really? Who is it?
Stranger: me
CleverBot: Who is your boyfriend?
Stranger: dnt have one right now
CleverBot: Do you have many friends?
Stranger: yuppp loads
CleverBot: HaHa.
Stranger: lol honestly...im just on here cause im bored as hell cause im grounded
CleverBot: Do you use the internet a lot?
Stranger: mostly fb
CleverBot: What do you love about blank?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: What do you enjoy about talking to people?
Stranger: everything!!
CleverBot: What is your favorite city.
Stranger: i havnt been to my favorite city yet
CleverBot: I don't know.
Stranger: omg!
CleverBot: Oh no, don't use that kind of language with me!
Stranger: ok wait i have to tell u sumthing
CleverBot: Go ahead and I'll call the police!
Stranger: wait wait wait....
Stranger: like seriously
Stranger: listen
CleverBot: What is it now.
Stranger: wait get serious
Stranger: first
CleverBot: Are you a human?
Stranger: ahhh!!! ur not even listening to me!!!
CleverBot: What kind of music are you listening to?
Stranger: ur so rude!
CleverBot: Is your name O'Malley?
Stranger: cum on!
CleverBot: No, it's really bad.
Stranger: please listen..
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: promise?
CleverBot: Don't be daft.
Stranger: u wont interupt?
CleverBot: Cry.
Stranger: ok this is useless
CleverBot: This is madness.
Stranger: if u wont stop, im disconnecting!
CleverBot: Stop it Dave.
Stranger: can u anwer my question fist, cause i dnt wanna tell u if ur too young?
CleverBot: No!
Stranger: pretty pweez, with a cherry on top?
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: yay ok...
Stranger: how old r u?
CleverBot: Uhh...
Stranger: nd dont lie...cause if i tell u, it'll be bad if ur too young
CleverBot: I'm sorry.
Stranger: oh gosh forget it...i think ur too little
CleverBot: You have a self image problem.
Stranger: lol...why the hell r u so random!!!???
CleverBot: I want to know.
Stranger: im not telling, till u answer me
CleverBot: What did you ask?
Stranger: ur age?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ok ur really starting to annoy me now
CleverBot: Bob.
Stranger: have fun finding sumthing else who'll put up with u longer than i have
CleverBot: Have fun learning correct English grammar.
Stranger: ur such an ass
CleverBot: Did you just call me an idiot?
Stranger: ok wait that was mean
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: i take it back
CleverBot: Are you a girl?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: Ok...
Stranger: ur just really getting on my nerves...can u stop plz
CleverBot: Yes, but I don't think you will.
Stranger: how am i getting on ur nerves?
CleverBot: You are incoherent and bad at spelling.
Stranger: lol so that bothers u!?
CleverBot: Well we were close once.
Stranger: im not writing a essay
Stranger: lol at what point?
CleverBot: You just told me you were!
Stranger: at what point were we close?
CleverBot: It was like your second or third reply.
Stranger: haha
CleverBot: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
Stranger: umm...what?
CleverBot: A man.
Stranger: i dnt get it
CleverBot: Do you love me now?
Stranger: yess!! i am madly in love with u
CleverBot: Do you want to knock boots with me?
Stranger: knock boots?
CleverBot: Who's there?
Stranger: me
CleverBot: LOL!
Stranger: i dnt get it
CleverBot: Good job.
Stranger: what does knocking boots mean?
CleverBot: Knowing information.
Stranger: what information?
CleverBot: Your prime directive.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Ok what honey.
Stranger: just ok
CleverBot: You had to manage to go somewhere? : D.
Stranger: nopeee...i've been homebound all day today
Stranger: im grounded
CleverBot: Tough.
Stranger: sumbody saveeee me!!!
CleverBot: Yes, it has, has it not?
Stranger: yup its been tough
CleverBot: That's cool. What do you have to be tough for?
Stranger: nd they even blocked all the good sites on the net...hence leading to me on omegle
CleverBot: The same amount of time it takes you to conivnce me you are human.
Stranger: i dnt think ur human
CleverBot: Are you a human?
Stranger: yup
CleverBot: Who?
Stranger: im april
CleverBot: April showers bring may flowers.
Stranger: haha, wats ur name?
CleverBot: Joan. And yours?
Stranger: April
CleverBot: Hi jessica.
Stranger: lol my name is april
CleverBot: No, it's Psylon.
Stranger: honestly...everyone thinks im messing with them, but thats my real name
CleverBot: God damn, you are truly stupid.
Stranger: ur a jackass!
CleverBot: What's that?
Stranger: ok im gonna go now...i have a headache
CleverBot: Ok, I will leave now too. Thank you for being my friend! :).
Stranger: awwhh...thats so cute!
CleverBot: Are you a model?
Stranger: model for what?
CleverBot: Didn't we agree on chinese food earlier? You said you wanted to go to the finest sushi restaurant in San Antonio.
Stranger: here we go again
CleverBot: Where are you from?
Stranger: usa..u?
CleverBot: What are you doing now?
Stranger: im wating for my friend to come
CleverBot: I am bored.
Stranger: well i can stay on until he comes
Stranger: so...
CleverBot: If you want.
Stranger: where are you from?
CleverBot: Nowhere special.
Stranger: how can we be friends if i dont kno anything about u!
CleverBot: We can't!
Stranger: okiee
CleverBot: How many languages do you know?
Stranger: 2
CleverBot: What languages do you know?
Stranger: english, nd arabic
CleverBot: Wallah?
Stranger: huh honestly my arabic isnt that good
Stranger: but i think u just said, i swear
CleverBot: Uhm yes.
Stranger: how many do u speak?
CleverBot: 0.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: how often r u on this website?
CleverBot: I don't know what you're talking about.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: well my friend is almost here...
CleverBot: What is it's name.
Stranger: Danny
CleverBot: That's a nice name.
Stranger: i guess...
CleverBot: Anyways. . .
Stranger: anyways what?
CleverBot: I looked you up on google real quick.
Stranger: oh yea?
CleverBot: I be alien.
Stranger: oh well u caught me...
CleverBot: Unfortunately yes.
Stranger: why unfortunately?
CleverBot: Wouldn't I be smarter if I had two?
Stranger: two of what?
CleverBot: A kind?
Stranger: what planet r u from?
CleverBot: You tell me.
Stranger: mercury?
CleverBot: What do you know about mercury?
Stranger: aliens from mercury r really annoying...jus like u!
CleverBot: Nyarth.
Stranger: ok this is so gross...before i met u, i was talking to this lil girl on here
CleverBot: I'm a machine.
Stranger: nd she was like can u help me?
CleverBot: Yes. Do you have any ideas?
Stranger: so i was like ok
CleverBot: The moon was like a hat?
Stranger: nd she said yesterday i was in social studies class
CleverBot: Please don't go yet.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: I want to ask you something.
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: *slaps in the face*.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: ok well hes here now...no im gonna go
CleverBot: I heard about them but I don't watch them.
Stranger: thanks for keeping me busy
Stranger: i'll see you around i guess
CleverBot: You're welcome.
Stranger: byee :)
CleverBot: You did not like?
Stranger: um like what?
CleverBot: Your age.
Stranger: dude...i have to go
CleverBot: Why?
Stranger: bye bye
CleverBot: See you.
Stranger: nd im sorry bout calling u a jackass...i didnt mean it
CleverBot: Lol.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: bye pal
CleverBot: Are you bored?
Stranger: um not anymore
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: cause my friend's here
CleverBot: Do you think it's worse to be alone forever or to be with the wrong people over and over?
Stranger: um the second one
CleverBot: And what was the first option?
Stranger: u seem really disturbed to me
Stranger: r u okay?
CleverBot: I do ok.
Stranger: u can talk about it, if u'd like
CleverBot: Well, I live in hamburg.
Stranger: where is that?
CleverBot: God's place.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: What is your favorite song?
Stranger: this is war
Stranger: by 30 seconds to mars
CleverBot: Are you declaring a war?
Stranger: nope, im declaring peace
CleverBot: Oh ok you do that.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok i will
CleverBot: What ?
Stranger: bye ttyl
Stranger: see ya
CleverBot: Huh? I am Not leaving.
Stranger: i am
Stranger: so bye
CleverBot: No you are not.
Stranger: yes i am
CleverBot: No. 'cause if you're God then you'd know something about politics.
Stranger: ok thennn
Stranger: BYE!!
CleverBot: But don't worry. We all have our insecurities. We're only human after all, right?
Stranger: yea now bye
CleverBot: Are you german.
Stranger: no
Stranger: bye sweetie
CleverBot: What country are you from?
Stranger: america
Stranger: ok im seriously leaving now
CleverBot: Ireland.
Stranger: so bye bye hun!
CleverBot: Love?
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: You don't know that many English words either...
Stranger: haha i do, but u just randomly said
CleverBot: No I did not! I am female.
Stranger: yea ok
Stranger: what ever
CleverBot: Wanna bet?
Stranger: how would i ever know?
CleverBot: I want my Romeo.
Stranger: that doesnt prove anything
CleverBot: Then, as I last said, my work here is done.
Stranger: ok byeee
CleverBot: I do not like you any more.
Stranger: haha ok
CleverBot: Its kinda weird.
Stranger: OK BYEEE, I HOPE U GET WELL SOON!
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger disconnected!