Hi FBI & other law enforcement clowns,
LulzSec here with some juicy gossip.
This is Marshal Webb, also known as "[redacted]" in the "#pure-elite" IRC logs you no doubt have enjoyed. He was involved in the hacking of the game "Dues Ex" and was/is involved in countless other cybercrimes.
Also, he tried to snitch on us. Therefore we just did your job for you with great ease.
This moron is trying to flee the country in order to avoid serious punishment. Hunt him down:
SNITCH: m_nerva aka cimx aka rq42
AIM: mudkipznlulz / minervasx
Last known IP: cpe-174-101-240-242.cinci.res.rr.com (184.108.40.206)
Location: MARSH #336
1204 W Main St
Hamilton, Ohio 45013
Name: Marshal Webb
This is also the name of one of his associates, Michael, or "Hann". He's also wanted for some pretty heavy stuff:
Name: michael dean major
Address: 4520 spring ave, halethorpe, md
Phone: (443) 304-7052
Google Voice Number: 443-304-7052
(firstname.lastname@example.org), 220.127.116.11, 18.104.22.168
These goons begged us for mercy after they apologized to us all night for leaking some of our affiliates' logs. There is no mercy on The Lulz Boat.
Snitches get stitches,