[02:17]  <Hawk> 'difficulty having an orgasm' does this mean i will be even more of a god in bed?
[02:17]  <Frankie> Hawk, I told you, it's OLD and SCARY shit.
[02:17]  <Frankie> Hawk, given the loss of sexual desire and the inability to become erect
[02:17]  <Richelieu> hawk's lost his mojo jojo
[02:17]  <Frankie> i don't think you have to worry...
[02:17]  <Richelieu> :<
[02:17]  <Richelieu> what the hell are you taking and why?
[02:17]  <Hawk> tis
[02:17]  <Hawk> stuff
[02:17]  <Frankie> Richelieu, his doctor put him on an old-school anti depressant
[02:18]  <Frankie> because his doctor is an idiot.
[02:18]  <Richelieu> oh now you're talking to me again
[02:18]  <Richelieu> gg
[02:18]  <kardus> lolol
[02:18]  <Frankie> ...
[02:18]  <Richelieu> YOU are still a troll sir.
[02:18]  <Hawk> oh a side effect is confusion
[02:18]  * Hawk always confused
[02:18]  <Richelieu> go stuff your mcd breakfasts.
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[02:18]  >kardus< for fuck's sake.
[02:18]  >kardus< seriously, just unban now plz.
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[02:19]  <Frankie> kardus, so impolite.
[02:19]  <Richelieu> what a childish spastic :')
[02:19]  <kardus> 11:18:50 <@kardus> lol @ frankie acting civil then banning when it's called out
[02:20]  <Richelieu> well she has a history of basically doing the irc equivalent of jamming fingers in ears and screaming loudly
[02:20]  <Richelieu> the moment things go contrary
[02:20]  <Richelieu> so eh
[02:20]  <Richelieu> <- not surprised.
[02:20]  <Frankie> Richelieu, "spastic" doesn't mean what you think it means.
[02:20]  <Richelieu> oh
[02:20]  <Richelieu> i'm so sorry
[02:20]  <Richelieu> plz teech mi more engreesh
[02:20]  <Frankie> And people who -are- spastic probably wont approve of you using it as a childish insult.
[02:20]  <Richelieu> i'll be sure to shed a tear for them.
[02:20]  <Frankie> Go watch your porn.
[02:20]  <Richelieu> aww.
[02:21]  <Richelieu> to clarify for english-inept people, i used the term to mean a reflexive or convulsive reaction
[02:21]  <Richelieu> which is exactly what you do the moment you don't like something.
[02:21]  <Richelieu> so yes, i was in fact using the term very accurately for my purpose.
[02:21]  <kardus> lol
[02:22]  <Frankie> Richelieu, it is quite voluntary, and usually done AFTER you've pushed beyond your usual level of assholeness.
[02:22]  <Richelieu> as paul would say
[02:22]  <Richelieu> "awkies"
[02:23]  <Frankie> And now you're quoting someone you've repeatedly mocked in private with me..
[02:23]  <Frankie> Good job, putting yourself on their level.
[02:23]  <Richelieu> i've mocked everyone in private with everyone, mate.
[02:23]  <Richelieu> if you don't know that
[02:23]  <Richelieu> ...
[02:23]  <Richelieu> "lol"
[02:23]  <kardus> probably even you too frankie
[02:23]  <kardus> you never know
[02:23]  <Frankie> Er... quite a few people you haven't.
[02:24]  <Frankie> You've not said a single thing about Hawk to me.
[02:24]  <Richelieu> assumption: you're the only person i say things to.
[02:24]  <Richelieu> gg
[02:24]  <Richelieu> [you're not]
[02:24]  <Hawk> well, i'm jsut so loveable frankie
[02:24]  <Hawk> who would ever say mean things about me
[02:24]  <Hawk> ?
[02:24]  <Peach> <
[02:24]  <Frankie> Oh, right. You have a best friend who you resent
[02:24]  <Richelieu> lol @ you thinking you know everything about me.
[02:24]  <Richelieu> sigh
[02:24]  <Frankie> and a female friend who you talk to for no reason except to get angry that she's not interested in what you're interested in.
[02:24]  <Richelieu> give an inch, get a mile taken.
[02:24]  <Hawk> Peach you would never say something mean about me.
[02:25]  <Richelieu> hawk she is so catty about you
[02:25]  <Richelieu> you have no idea :<
[02:25]  <Frankie> Or... who else do you have?
[02:25]  <Hawk> Richelieu: it's ok
[02:25]  <Richelieu> Frankie, my mom ^_^
[02:25]  <Frankie> Oh, right. your school counselor. I guess that's fitting to your needs.
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[02:25]  <Hawk> i like people fighting over me
[02:25]  <Richelieu> lmfao
[02:25]  <Hawk> ego boost
[02:25]  * Peach fites
[02:25]  <Richelieu> now she's trying to demean people who're better off than her
[02:25]  <Richelieu> gg
[02:25]  <Richelieu> kardus, to clarify, "school counselor" = my international business/econ prof
[02:25]  <Frankie> Er... who are those people?
[02:25]  <kardus>  lol
[02:25]  <Frankie> At a college in iowa
[02:26]  <Richelieu> aww
[02:26]  <Frankie> for people who couldn't make it in real colleges.
[02:26]  <kardus> there is a lot of hate in this irc
[02:26]  <Richelieu> LOL
[02:26]  <kardus> i can give you something for that
[02:26]  <Richelieu> check out the cattiness.
[02:26]  <Frankie> Richelieu, if you're going to clarify, make it a whole truth, and not a half one.
[02:26]  <Richelieu> Frankie, you're calling out a professor at a college in iowa after you got into the top twenty colleges in the country and basically failed your way out of the university of chicago
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[02:26]  <Richelieu> and then get bitter over it when i mock you for it
[02:26]  <Richelieu> well played
[02:26]  <Richelieu> v. well played.
[02:27]  <Hawk> alright alright
[02:27]  <Hawk> calm down guys
[02:27]  <Peach> lold
[02:27]  <kardus> would you guys like to talk about it
[02:27]  <Frankie> On the other hand, I can still go back years ahead of my peers
[02:27]  <Richelieu> Hawk, i won't have my professor demeaned by a fucking failure at life.
[02:27]  <Richelieu> sorry.
[02:27]  * Hawk sigh
[02:27]  <Richelieu> especially one who had everything
[02:27]  <Frankie> you.. are paying out of pocket for a degree program for people who can't get into phds
[02:27]  <Richelieu> and then fucking threw it all away.
[02:27]  <Richelieu> lmfao
[02:27]  <Frankie> After graduating from a top... 1000?
[02:27]  <Richelieu> of course, here it comes.
[02:27]  <Richelieu> ^_^
[02:27]  <Frankie> school?
[02:27]  <Richelieu> keep going
[02:27]  <Frankie> with a 2 gpa.
[02:27]  <Richelieu> 2.36
[02:28]  <Richelieu> get it right, aspie.
[02:28]  <Frankie> ah, right. 2.3.
[02:28]  <Richelieu> yeah that's right i graduated with a 2.36 english major from a college ranked 96 in the country and then got into uc's MA program and waitlisted to emory in 2009 when people with 4.0 fulbrights got rejected across the board
[02:28]  <Richelieu> yes
[02:28]  <Richelieu> and i'm an NT with an inferior IQ
[02:28]  <Richelieu> while you with your 159 and your entry to every college of worth
[02:29]  <Richelieu> have done fucking nothing with your life
[02:29]  <Richelieu> so sure
[02:29]  <Richelieu> you want to go on about me?
[02:29]  <Richelieu> feel free.
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[02:29]  <Frankie> Richelieu, uhm. when I go back to college, I'll -still- be years ahead of my peers.
[02:29]  <kardus> tbh swagato is working the washing board quite hard
[02:29]  <Richelieu> yeah?
[02:29]  <Frankie> So...
[02:29]  <Richelieu> you're going back to college?
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[02:29]  <kardus> be nicer swag
[02:29]  <Frankie> I'm not really anywhere behind, lol.
[02:29]  <Richelieu> i can't wait.
[02:29]  <kardus> (lol)
[02:29]  <Richelieu> seriously.
[02:29]  <Richelieu> can't wait!
[02:30]  <Richelieu> you can't even get a fucking job.
[02:30]  <Richelieu> you can't even
[02:30]  <Frankie> O.o except for the one I have.
[02:30]  <Richelieu> function
[02:30]  <Richelieu> in society.
[02:30]  <Richelieu> you can't even
[02:30]  <Richelieu> TALK
[02:30]  <Richelieu> to people normally.
[02:30]  <Frankie> Lmao.
[02:30]  <kardus> i give them 3 days before they are chummy again
[02:30]  <Frankie> Yeah.. I'm not upset by that, dear.
[02:30]  <Richelieu> is there anything you can do properly ?
[02:30]  <kardus> n e takers
[02:30]  <Richelieu> oh rioght
[02:30]  <Richelieu> right
[02:30]  <Frankie> You are.
[02:30]  <Richelieu> because that was your choice.
[02:30]  <Frankie> I know, I know. I'm an evil evil cripple.
[02:31]  <Richelieu> stupid tantrum-flinging child.
[02:31]  <Frankie> It's okay if you hate the fact that you're malformed so much that you take it out on other disabled people.
[02:31]  <Frankie> That's how you cope.
[02:31]  <Richelieu> except
[02:31]  <Richelieu> i can function in society.
[02:31]  <Richelieu> and i didn't make myself deaf and blind.
[02:31]  <Richelieu> so
[02:31]  <Richelieu> i think i'm good, thanks.
[02:31]  <Frankie> Oh, right. What with your one friend
[02:31]  <Frankie> and your hate of your parents
[02:31]  <Frankie> except when you like them, which is the other half of the time
[02:32]  <Frankie> oh... and what's the longest you've held a job?
[02:32]  <Richelieu> I love how you're so convinced you're the only person with whom I share my life. :')
[02:32]  <Frankie> ...er, I didn't mean me.
[02:32]  <Frankie> As far as I know, your counselor is your only "real life" friend who you've maintained contact with.
[02:32]  <Richelieu> I held my job at sodexo for four years, my jobs at the coe cosmos and review for two years, and my job at pr newswire for ten months.
[02:32]  <Richelieu> How about you?
[02:32]  <Richelieu> Yes
[02:32]  <Richelieu> "As far as you know"
[02:33]  <Richelieu> v. important phrase there.
[02:33]  <Richelieu> Anything else about me you want to discuss?
[02:33]  <Richelieu> ah
[02:33]  <Richelieu> here comes the PM
[02:33]  <Richelieu> don't worry
[02:33]  <Richelieu> already closed it.
[02:33]  * Frankie sighs.
[02:34]  <Richelieu> Then I think the issue's closed.
[02:34]  <Richelieu> Carry on, gents ^_^
[02:34]  <Frankie> I suggest you take some time to think about what an ass you've been.
[02:34]  <Peach> Ding ding ding
[02:34]  <Polaris> ...please resume the lighthearted banter
[02:34]  <Frankie> I know you're incapable of apologizing, but give it a try when you're ready.
[02:35]  <Peach> 5 min break
[02:35]  <Richelieu> Not happening in this lifetime.
[02:35]  <Richelieu> kardus, good enough?
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[02:39]  <Richelieu> Keep going.
[02:39]  <Richelieu> Really.
[02:39]  <Richelieu> I'm loving it.
[02:40]  <Frankie> I thought you've ignored me?
[02:40]  <Frankie> O.o
[02:41]  <Richelieu> Also in case she makes some wiseass remark about how I've got her on ignore
[02:41]  <Richelieu> it doesn't need ignore to see what's kicking
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[02:42]  <Richelieu> Someone remind me to find out who gave this idiot an op, tomorrow.
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