T-Short God yells, "BOW BEFORE ME!!!!"
You bow.
T-Short God yells, "I AM THE T-SHIRT GOD!!!!"
Tetsuo says, "oh dear"
T-Short God frowns at you.
T-Short God yells, "TELL ME!!!!"
T-Short God hums, "what.... do you wish for?"
Tetsuo says, "Well, a lot of things, but a larger supply of white t-shirts is probably what you'd be able to help with."
T-Short God yells, "T-SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tetsuo says, "Trying to fill this order of a 100 is taking a long time"
T-Short God slips his 12mm Hammerhead back into its holster.
T-Short God unslings his AKS-74u into firing position.
T-Short God throws a snow white AKS-74u at Tetsuo.
The AKS-74u hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
T-Short God gets out his White dwarf polar bear t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a White dwarf polar bear t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The White dwarf polar bear t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the arm.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the arm.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the chest.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
You can't get the AKS-74u because a powerful shock of static arcs out from it.
You can't get the FCPD cam because it seems to be fastened down.
You can't get the ratty sofa because it's far too heavy for you to lift.
Tetsuo starts picking things up.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the leg.
T-Short God uses his AMAZING mind powers to make the AKS-74u levitate off the ground, and then rotate. BY GOD! He then uses his mind juju to make it pop and REAPPEAR in his hands.
T-Short God slings his AKS-74u around his back.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
Tetsuo seems to have finished picking up stuff.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the hand.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the head.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the foot.
Tetsuo starts picking white t-shirts up.
Tetsuo says, "ah, thank you"
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
Tetsuo seems to have finished picking up white t-shirts.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the face.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
A red light flashes on the FCPD cam as it swivels toward T-Short God.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the arm.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the leg.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the foot.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the chest.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the leg.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the leg.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the arm.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the chest.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the head.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
Tetsuo starts picking white t-shirts up.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the foot.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
Tetsuo seems to have finished picking up white t-shirts.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
[ 14DAYS ]: BONGHITZ says, "defib me"
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the arm.
T-Short God gets out his white t-shirt.
T-Short God throws a white t-shirt at Tetsuo.
The white t-shirt hits Tetsuo in the abdomen.
You can't get the ratty sofa because it's far too heavy for you to lift.
You can't get the FCPD cam because it seems to be fastened down.
Tetsuo starts picking white t-shirts up.
Tetsuo seems to have finished picking up white t-shirts.
T-Short God yells, "SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTS!"
T-Short God heads down the stairs.
Tetsuo says, "thank you, t-shirt god"