Cam1337 2:25 PM
Hello.
horkx3 2:24 PM
Yes hello
2:24 PM
horkhorkhork here
2:24 PM
How may we take your order?
Cam1337 2:25 PM
Hello, I'm calling about a product that you advertised

horkx3 2:24 PM
Oh, and what product would that be?
Cam1337 2:25 PM
The advertised product was called "The master masher"
2:25 PM
It is a potato masher.
2:25 PM
And it advertised itself as being completely safe to use.
horkx3 2:25 PM
Yes, we have that product available, would you like to purchase one?
Cam1337 2:25 PM
It even said that you could put your hand inside of it and it wouldn't hurt you.
2:25 PM
Your advertising is false.
horkx3 2:26 PM
Well yes, that is true, but we do have a small disclamer stating that any injuries from our products are not our liability.
Cam1337 2:26 PM
But you claimed that there would be no injuries regardless.
2:26 PM
My son.... he placed his penis inside your devices and turned it on.
2:26 PM
How I have a 16 year old son who has a bruised penis and a hurt ego.
horkx3 2:27 PM
Mmm, We had a caller not too long ago, He, as well as yourself, didnt read the fine print.
Cam1337 2:27 PM
I am demanding a full refund and a change of your advertisement.
horkx3 2:27 PM
Well, let me see what we have here,
2:28 PM
I have on record one payment from a "Cam", via paypal, for $19.95, is this correct?
Cam1337 2:28 PM
Yes.
2:28 PM
For the "Master Masher"
horkx3 2:28 PM
Ok, the payment should be refunded shortly,
Cam1337 2:28 PM
Thank you very much.
2:28 PM
And the advertisement?
horkx3 2:28 PM
We appreciate your business,
2:28 PM
The advertisement will be changed,
Cam1337 2:29 PM
Thank you very much. Have a nice day.
horkx3 2:29 PM
Thank you, sir.