Lissa the Waif

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Lissa the Waif - 20, 4, 3, 17, 19, 15, 16, 15, 10, 6, 19 = 144 (11d20)

2= Age: 16
4= Underdeveloped
3= Specialization: Air (+3 AGI)
17= Magic (+1 MAG)
19= Uniform (+1 VIT)
15 = 3rd Eye

Perks:
16: Enhanced Transformation
15: Money
10: Closure (+1 LUCK)
6: Inter-dimensional Home
19: Big Backback

STATS:
STR: 4
VIT: 5
AGI: 7 + 4 (Gold) - 11
MAG: 5 + 2 (silver) - 7
LUCK: 5 + 2 (silver) - 7

"Winds of change, carry me aloft!"
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"And it had a horrible body like a spider! It was a monster I'm telling you!"
"No way! Stop telling stories like that"
"It spoke!"
"Yeah right. Monsters aren't real"

I leaned over the divider; "Oh, they're real~".

Three girls, two blonde, one redhead...mmm... and one boy about as out of his league as an American team in the world cup. Aww, diddums.
The blondes are first to speak. Twins, or sisters. Whatever, they're nothing on Jenny.
"Uh, excuse me? We're we talking to you shorty?"
Oh no. Gonna need a burn heal for that one. Never mind I'm double their age.
"Oh no, I just couldn't help but overhear. You'd better watch out, they're a-a-a-all over this city"
I wink at the boy. He could use a break. Aww, what a cute blush he's got! He'd have made a great girl. If only Puchuu stuck around-

Ginger takes the plunge
"Monsters aren't real. Jem was making them up to scare Cindy"
Wonder how whatsername would take it. She felt really self conscious about her legs, maybe she'd appreciate the denial.
"Were not!"
"Were too!" the blondes say together. Twins then, sisters wouldn't act like that. Or maybe they would. Maybe these two learned to share; lunches, clothing, bo-
"Doesn't matter. Jem didn't see it, his friend did." Oh gingy, I'm really warming up to you. Keep on that blissful isolation ride!

By now they've totally forgotten I butted in without asking, and really there's no fun once they accept you. I slide back into my seat, the bus jarring with every train crossing. At least I had a hot date planned for tonight.

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Flames licked higher over the building, making it look absolutely stunning. DOLBY IMAX couldn't hold a candle to this inferno.

I yawned. Show was good, but my date was really getting to be a bore.

"So, you gonna hit me or keep posing?"

"ENOUGH OF YOU! GET OUT OF MY TOWN!"

Just when you think you know how to pick em. Gingy was really letting me down. Puchuu really should have done a bit more research, this one was just a minmaxing tween. Bet she was always a girl too. Bet she didn't have to learn how to pee sitting do-

One effortless kick off the roof later, and Gingy is sitting in a pile of rubble looking mighty upset.
"Wanna kiss and make up? I'll kiss, you makeup"
"GET. OUT"
"Naw, you're cute when you're mad"
"We don't need you here! We can handle the monsters!"

I sigh. They just don't get it sometimes. Well, some people are born smart, some are born beautiful and some are born posers like this dweeb.

"I'm not here to help you handle the monsters, I'm helping the monsters handle you"
Eyes wide open, hah that got her! Also, good song, wierd how no one ever listened to Gotye's early work, not to be a hipster- oh she's talking wait
"-estroy our very way of li-" nope, it's the same old drivel. MONSTERS BAD! MAGICAL GIRLS GOOD! or the ever entertaining, MONSTERS JUST VICTIMS! MAGICAL GIRLS EVIL HUNTING US! Pff, like anyone listens to that drivel.

"You done?"
She takes a breath. Glares at me.
"I'm not being beaten by a toddler! Give me a hand up and I'll take you-"
"I'm 16"
"-own a pe- wait what?"
"Not all of us used our wishes for tits sister. Some of us actually got some useful skills. Or did you forget you're here forever?"
"I..."

Wow. I think she's about to cry. Good thing I lied about my age, heaven knows how old "Old Glory" and she still made me pass out when she shared her war stories.

"Look, I'm not your enemy. Well, I am your enemy, but I could be someone a lot nicer~"
She's not getting it. Big tits, little brain
"Look, I'm helping the last few monsters skip town ok? They'll be out of your hair by morning. How do you think I found you on the train? I was looking for you."
She sniffles "I saw you. With the... thingy"
"Oh you got third eye too huh? Is yours all green and wobbly or pink and squidgy cos mine is like-"
"WHY ARE YOU HELPING THEM!?"

Jeez, rude.

"Because they were the first group I met and asked for help. Plus the thousands of dollars they offered were nice, even if I'm sure its a trap." Like the vampire *girl*, nice try *Lilith*.
"They're monsters!"
"Call the fuhrer, I don't give a... toot"
"...Toot?"
"There's a swear jar back at base I don't wanna lose my soda money"
"I... what? Who are you?"

Deep question that, a road with many paths and decisions, and the question, of whether who I am is determined by my innermost being, or am I the result of the decisions that led me here. Drink driving, bad decision. Killing a magical girl while doing so, also bad. Getting femmed outta friggin nowhere, I'm gonna say wasn't my fault. But picking this fight? Good idea. At least she wasn't totally boring, fire types really steam my kettle know what I'm say-

"Hello? Earth to... weird jumpgirl?"
"Hmm? Oh, I'm Lissa. And you-"
I learn in and introduce her to, hopefully, a great many sleepless nights. She can appreciate it I can tell. I'm a goddamn psychic when it comes to how people feel.
"Mmmm~!"
"- are gonna remember this"

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I was gone the next morning. Turns out the monsters didn't leave a note. Or money. Or anything useful at all.

Ah well, next town is really gonna feel the beatdown then. There's always a few girls willing to see a helping hand. Until it smacks them in the face and steals their candy, really they're all just big babies.