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  1. Otonokizaka Mystery Kikou
  2.  
  3. p2
  4. >Are you ready, Elly-san?
  5.  
  6. >Today I'll show you the power of my Toys Miracle Ball!
  7. >I don't really care, but please try to hold back, Elly.
  8. >I don't wanna have to go off-grounds to fetch the ball again.
  9.  
  10. >Ready...when you are...
  11. >>gulp
  12.  
  13. >Alright, here I go!
  14. >Take this!
  15. >Psychokinesis!
  16. >*It's just a straight ball
  17.  
  18. >Ah...
  19. >It's like before...
  20.  
  21. p3
  22. >!?
  23.  
  24. >Geez, whaddaya doing, Elly? I told you to hold back and everything.
  25. >>sigh...
  26.  
  27. >Wow, you really sent that thing flying.
  28. >I'm sorry... It just surprised me a little...
  29.  
  30. >It's like I said, it's impossible for us to play baseball to begin with
  31. >There's only four of us after a-
  32. >Aaaaaaaah!!
  33. >!?
  34.  
  35.  
  36. p4
  37. >What was that scream just now?
  38. >>Nero
  39. >It sounded pretty bad...
  40.  
  41. >Wait a minute! I can sense... someone's presence...
  42.  
  43. >That shriek came from that building opposite the mound!
  44. >We could figure that out without you using your Toys!
  45. >It came from behind us, after all!
  46. >>Over here
  47.  
  48. >This must be a case! Let's check it out!
  49.  
  50. >Milky Holmes
  51. >moving out!
  52.  
  53.  
  54. p5
  55. >Honoka!?
  56. >What was that loud scream about just now!?
  57.  
  58. >U-Umi-chan...
  59. >Nico-chan... was like this when I got here...
  60. >!?
  61.  
  62. >Nico...!?
  63. >What happened to you!? Nico!
  64.  
  65. >I-Is she dead...!?
  66. >Eh!? Nico-chan died!?
  67.  
  68. p6
  69. >This can't be... You're kidding, right...?
  70. >Somebody...
  71.  
  72. >Somebody help! Are there any detectives here~~!?
  73.  
  74. >There's no way there'd be a detective here...
  75. >Yeah...
  76.  
  77. >May we be of assistance?
  78.  
  79. p7
  80. >The detectives from Yokohama, Milky Homes, have arrived!
  81. >Yup!
  82.  
  83. p8
  84. >If there's a case, you'll find a detective!
  85. >We'll help you reach a solution to this incident!
  86. >O-Of course, we'll tenderly accept any rewards.
  87. >Tenderly...
  88.  
  89. >Detectives... They really came...!
  90.  
  91. >Alright, we've got some detectives! Now we can solve this case!
  92. >Are you sure we should be leaving something like this to those guys...
  93. >>Uweh...
  94. >Ahaha...
  95.  
  96. p9
  97. >Alright. Everybody, gather around!
  98. >This everyone? Then let's hear everyone's statements!
  99. >>A-Rise
  100. >>Nicocchi's back is pretty long?
  101. >>Harasho
  102.  
  103. >This turned into something big -nya
  104. >I wanna eat ramen
  105.  
  106. >I'm sure her everyday behavior called on this calamity.
  107. >Nicocchi's been like this for ages
  108.  
  109. >Nico-chan... I'll make sure to look after the Idol Research Club in your place...!
  110. >Hey, you guys! At least try to look sad!
  111. >>Hey now
  112.  
  113. >Now now, calm down, Kokoro-chan...
  114.  
  115. >Don't call me Kokoro-chan!
  116. >Ow
  117.  
  118. p10
  119. >So, any ideas on who the culprit is?
  120. >Of course! I've already figured it out!
  121. >>Ahem
  122.  
  123. >Amazing! As expected of a detective!
  124. >So who exactly is the culprit?
  125.  
  126. >The answer is elementary!
  127. >The incident took place in this club room. That can only mean one thing!
  128. >In other words...
  129. >The culprit is a student of Otonokizaka High School!!
  130. >Wh-What did you say!?
  131.  
  132. p11
  133. >Hey, why are you guys so shocked...?
  134. >Ahaha...
  135. >Well~
  136. >To that degree, though...
  137.  
  138. >No! That wasn't a compliment!
  139.  
  140. >Huh?
  141. >There's something written by Nico-chan's hand -nya
  142. >Over here
  143. >Could it be a dying message!?
  144. >This is a crucial factor!
  145.  
  146. >Where? I wanna see it too
  147.  
  148. >Ah...
  149.  
  150. p12
  151. >...
  152.  
  153. >E-Everyone! Look at this desk! There's clearly a lot of suspicious stuff on there!
  154.  
  155. >I see!!
  156. >The murder weapon must be somewhere in here!
  157. >Very suspicious!
  158. >Alright, let's investigate without delay!
  159.  
  160. >Did they just nonchalantly change the subject?
  161. >They totally did...
  162.  
  163. p13
  164. >Well then, let's investigate these various objects!
  165. >Anyone who's got any ideas please present their gags... I mean, reasoning in order!
  166.  
  167. >By the way, feel free to present multiple methods at once. That's the foundation of comedy!
  168. >Did you just say comedy?
  169.  
  170. >Hmm... Reasoning, huh... Sounds difficult...
  171. >>It's weird
  172. >Wait, why do we have to the reasoning in the first place?
  173. >*It's not reasoning to begin with.
  174.  
  175. >Well then. I'll start things off.
  176.  
  177. >She practised signing autographs in this book and died of a heart attack!
  178. >>Umi~n
  179. >>Yazawa
  180. >She somehow managed to get a prediction from the chosen items!
  181. >Okay, next one
  182.  
  183. p14
  184. >Alright. I'll go next.
  185.  
  186. >You get a lot of static shock during the winter!
  187.  
  188. >I guess that would hurt, but it's summer right now!
  189. >Oh yeah...
  190. >Okay, next...
  191.  
  192. >>Nail clippers
  193.  
  194. >OW
  195. >So Nico-chan had low HP to begin with?
  196. >Next...
  197.  
  198. p15
  199. >I'm next!
  200.  
  201. >>Water please
  202.  
  203. >Ah~ I'm so thirsty -nico~
  204. >>Nico~<3
  205. >Oh, she's putting on a little performance
  206.  
  207. >It's so painful
  208. >>Empty
  209. >Now it's too much mental fatigue?
  210. >Next
  211.  
  212. >R...
  213. >Rock and roll...
  214.  
  215. >That's the wrong Yazawa! Rock and roll! [TN: Most likely referring to rocker Eikichi Yazawa]
  216. >>I wanna disappear...
  217. >Uweeeh...
  218.  
  219. p16
  220. >Now it's my turn.
  221. >Nicocchi is
  222. >No. 1 in the world
  223. >Not No. 1
  224. >No. 1 in the world
  225. >Ah
  226. >Don't blame the flower!
  227. >Next!
  228.  
  229. >Oh no, I'm gonna be late~
  230.  
  231. >beep
  232.  
  233. >>This card cannot be used. Please check with the ticket office.
  234.  
  235. >...
  236. >Ah~ Something like that would drive someone to death!
  237. >Come to think of it, where'd you get that ticket gate from?
  238.  
  239. p17
  240. >In the end, it looks like none of those methods were any good.
  241. >There were some close ones, though.
  242. >Just a little bit
  243. >I didn't see the slightest bit of reasoning there...
  244.  
  245. >In that case, why don't we call on the soul of the late Nicocchi?
  246.  
  247. >Eeh!? Nozomi-chan, you can do that kind of stuff -nya!?
  248. >Yeah, it's kind of my part-time job.
  249. >A part-time job!? Is it that easy to communicate with the dead -nya!?
  250.  
  251. >Never mind the details.
  252. >Mm~~ Mrrm~ Spiritu~
  253.  
  254. >al!!
  255. >Nya!?
  256.  
  257. p18
  258. >I just love fried rice!!
  259. >Ahahahaha
  260. >Ufufufufu
  261.  
  262. >It looks like she got possessed by Tokui-san's soul. [TN: Sora Tokui, voice of both Nico in Love Live and Nero in Milky Holmes]
  263. >>Nozomi
  264. >Hey! What's gonna happen to Rin!?
  265. >>Elichi
  266. >And just who is that!?
  267.  
  268. >Well, she should calm down after a while.
  269. >I wanna eat fish too!
  270. >>A failure, huh...
  271.  
  272. >Woah! Looks like this one's possessed too!
  273. >I can see it..! Our flower garden...!
  274. >Ignore her.
  275. >This happens all the time.
  276.  
  277. >Well, putting that aside, we don't even know the culprit's motive for this case.
  278. >Hmm... This case is tougher than I thought...
  279.  
  280. p19
  281. >Um...
  282. >What's up, Elly? You figure something out?
  283.  
  284. >This baseball... wound up here...
  285. >>Elly
  286. >>Lemme see...
  287. >A baseball? Where the heck did that come from?
  288.  
  289. >This is...
  290. >the same ball that we were using...
  291. >Could it be...
  292.  
  293. >Could it be...
  294.  
  295. >The culprit is...
  296.  
  297. >I got it! We were the culprits all along!
  298. >Case closed!
  299.  
  300. >WHAT THE HELL!!
  301. >I'm sorry!
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