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- Otonokizaka Mystery Kikou
- p2
- >Are you ready, Elly-san?
- >Today I'll show you the power of my Toys Miracle Ball!
- >I don't really care, but please try to hold back, Elly.
- >I don't wanna have to go off-grounds to fetch the ball again.
- >Ready...when you are...
- >>gulp
- >Alright, here I go!
- >Take this!
- >Psychokinesis!
- >*It's just a straight ball
- >Ah...
- >It's like before...
- p3
- >!?
- >Geez, whaddaya doing, Elly? I told you to hold back and everything.
- >>sigh...
- >Wow, you really sent that thing flying.
- >I'm sorry... It just surprised me a little...
- >It's like I said, it's impossible for us to play baseball to begin with
- >There's only four of us after a-
- >Aaaaaaaah!!
- >!?
- p4
- >What was that scream just now?
- >>Nero
- >It sounded pretty bad...
- >Wait a minute! I can sense... someone's presence...
- >That shriek came from that building opposite the mound!
- >We could figure that out without you using your Toys!
- >It came from behind us, after all!
- >>Over here
- >This must be a case! Let's check it out!
- >Milky Holmes
- >moving out!
- p5
- >Honoka!?
- >What was that loud scream about just now!?
- >U-Umi-chan...
- >Nico-chan... was like this when I got here...
- >!?
- >Nico...!?
- >What happened to you!? Nico!
- >I-Is she dead...!?
- >Eh!? Nico-chan died!?
- p6
- >This can't be... You're kidding, right...?
- >Somebody...
- >Somebody help! Are there any detectives here~~!?
- >There's no way there'd be a detective here...
- >Yeah...
- >May we be of assistance?
- p7
- >The detectives from Yokohama, Milky Homes, have arrived!
- >Yup!
- p8
- >If there's a case, you'll find a detective!
- >We'll help you reach a solution to this incident!
- >O-Of course, we'll tenderly accept any rewards.
- >Tenderly...
- >Detectives... They really came...!
- >Alright, we've got some detectives! Now we can solve this case!
- >Are you sure we should be leaving something like this to those guys...
- >>Uweh...
- >Ahaha...
- p9
- >Alright. Everybody, gather around!
- >This everyone? Then let's hear everyone's statements!
- >>A-Rise
- >>Nicocchi's back is pretty long?
- >>Harasho
- >This turned into something big -nya
- >I wanna eat ramen
- >I'm sure her everyday behavior called on this calamity.
- >Nicocchi's been like this for ages
- >Nico-chan... I'll make sure to look after the Idol Research Club in your place...!
- >Hey, you guys! At least try to look sad!
- >>Hey now
- >Now now, calm down, Kokoro-chan...
- >Don't call me Kokoro-chan!
- >Ow
- p10
- >So, any ideas on who the culprit is?
- >Of course! I've already figured it out!
- >>Ahem
- >Amazing! As expected of a detective!
- >So who exactly is the culprit?
- >The answer is elementary!
- >The incident took place in this club room. That can only mean one thing!
- >In other words...
- >The culprit is a student of Otonokizaka High School!!
- >Wh-What did you say!?
- p11
- >Hey, why are you guys so shocked...?
- >Ahaha...
- >Well~
- >To that degree, though...
- >No! That wasn't a compliment!
- >Huh?
- >There's something written by Nico-chan's hand -nya
- >Over here
- >Could it be a dying message!?
- >This is a crucial factor!
- >Where? I wanna see it too
- >Ah...
- p12
- >...
- >E-Everyone! Look at this desk! There's clearly a lot of suspicious stuff on there!
- >I see!!
- >The murder weapon must be somewhere in here!
- >Very suspicious!
- >Alright, let's investigate without delay!
- >Did they just nonchalantly change the subject?
- >They totally did...
- p13
- >Well then, let's investigate these various objects!
- >Anyone who's got any ideas please present their gags... I mean, reasoning in order!
- >By the way, feel free to present multiple methods at once. That's the foundation of comedy!
- >Did you just say comedy?
- >Hmm... Reasoning, huh... Sounds difficult...
- >>It's weird
- >Wait, why do we have to the reasoning in the first place?
- >*It's not reasoning to begin with.
- >Well then. I'll start things off.
- >She practised signing autographs in this book and died of a heart attack!
- >>Umi~n
- >>Yazawa
- >She somehow managed to get a prediction from the chosen items!
- >Okay, next one
- p14
- >Alright. I'll go next.
- >You get a lot of static shock during the winter!
- >I guess that would hurt, but it's summer right now!
- >Oh yeah...
- >Okay, next...
- >>Nail clippers
- >OW
- >So Nico-chan had low HP to begin with?
- >Next...
- p15
- >I'm next!
- >>Water please
- >Ah~ I'm so thirsty -nico~
- >>Nico~<3
- >Oh, she's putting on a little performance
- >It's so painful
- >>Empty
- >Now it's too much mental fatigue?
- >Next
- >R...
- >Rock and roll...
- >That's the wrong Yazawa! Rock and roll! [TN: Most likely referring to rocker Eikichi Yazawa]
- >>I wanna disappear...
- >Uweeeh...
- p16
- >Now it's my turn.
- >Nicocchi is
- >No. 1 in the world
- >Not No. 1
- >No. 1 in the world
- >Ah
- >Don't blame the flower!
- >Next!
- >Oh no, I'm gonna be late~
- >beep
- >>This card cannot be used. Please check with the ticket office.
- >...
- >Ah~ Something like that would drive someone to death!
- >Come to think of it, where'd you get that ticket gate from?
- p17
- >In the end, it looks like none of those methods were any good.
- >There were some close ones, though.
- >Just a little bit
- >I didn't see the slightest bit of reasoning there...
- >In that case, why don't we call on the soul of the late Nicocchi?
- >Eeh!? Nozomi-chan, you can do that kind of stuff -nya!?
- >Yeah, it's kind of my part-time job.
- >A part-time job!? Is it that easy to communicate with the dead -nya!?
- >Never mind the details.
- >Mm~~ Mrrm~ Spiritu~
- >al!!
- >Nya!?
- p18
- >I just love fried rice!!
- >Ahahahaha
- >Ufufufufu
- >It looks like she got possessed by Tokui-san's soul. [TN: Sora Tokui, voice of both Nico in Love Live and Nero in Milky Holmes]
- >>Nozomi
- >Hey! What's gonna happen to Rin!?
- >>Elichi
- >And just who is that!?
- >Well, she should calm down after a while.
- >I wanna eat fish too!
- >>A failure, huh...
- >Woah! Looks like this one's possessed too!
- >I can see it..! Our flower garden...!
- >Ignore her.
- >This happens all the time.
- >Well, putting that aside, we don't even know the culprit's motive for this case.
- >Hmm... This case is tougher than I thought...
- p19
- >Um...
- >What's up, Elly? You figure something out?
- >This baseball... wound up here...
- >>Elly
- >>Lemme see...
- >A baseball? Where the heck did that come from?
- >This is...
- >the same ball that we were using...
- >Could it be...
- >Could it be...
- >The culprit is...
- >I got it! We were the culprits all along!
- >Case closed!
- >WHAT THE HELL!!
- >I'm sorry!
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